Original subtitles

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

[eerie music]

- Imagine if you will,

the town of Bikini Bottom.

Now imagine if everyone who lived there was a robot.

Submitted for your approval,

a trip to Binary Bottom.

[whirring]

[beeping]

[beeps]

[foghorn blares]

[yawns]

- I'm re-re-ready. I'm re-re-ready.

I'm re-re-ready.

I'm red-red-ready.

[whirring]

[beeping]

Morning, SpongeBot!

Ooh, you're looking handsome today!

Mwah!

Aww!

[giggles]

[grunts]

Ahh! [munching]

- Meow.

- Good--good--good morning, Robo-Gary.

[munching]

[gulps]

- Mroww!

[meowing] - [laughs]

Oh, you wanna play.

I know what you want.

- [meowing]

- Gary, be gentle with the little laser!

- [growling]

- Ehh.

[beeping]

[foghorn blares] - Oh!

Time for work, Gary.

I'll play with you more when I get home.

- Aww. [vocalizing]

Ah! - Ooh!

- Meow.

- No, no, Gare-bearings.

You have to stay here at home.

[clank] [sad foghorn blares]

- Meow?

[chiming]

- A little more to the left.

[mischievous music]

Almost there.

P-p-p-perfect!

See you later, G-G-G-Gary.

- [sighs] Finally,

someone whose company I actually enjoy--

me!

- Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha.

- Ha ha ha.

- Time for work, Squidbot!

[siren wailing] Time for work, Squidbot!

Time for work, Squidbot! Time for work, Squidbot!

- [grumbles] Power down

and leave me alone, SpongeBot!

I've still got 15 minutes!

- Oh, sorry, Squidbot!

Sorry, Squidbot! Sorry, Squidbot!

- [grunts] Go away!

[beeping] - I am going to have

to live next to that?

[beeps]

- [sighs] [clanking]

- Knock, knock, knock.

Hey Pat-Tron, I'm going to work!

- I'm going with you, SpongeBot!

I gotta fuel up.

- Hooray! - Hooray!

[voice fades]

[buzzing]

- Pat-Tron is currently in recharge mode.

- [laughs] OK, buddy.

I'll bring you some fuel on my way back home.

[wheels squeaking]

- If you're going to be late, give me the key.

- Ooh, sorry, Squidbot.

But... ♪ The key bone's connected to the finger bone ♪

[laughs] [beeping]

[clang]

[sign buzzing]

- You're fired! You're fired!

You're fired! You're fired!

You're fired! You're fired!

[clang] [wheezes]

[blubbers]

Thank you, Bot-O.

I got stuck in the firing mode.

- Ahh, to be fired.

- [gasps]

- Nobody's getting fired, you robo-loafer.

Everybody get to work!

Whoa!

[beeps] - Whoop!

The Krabby Batteries are sizzlin'!

Now it's time for condiments.

[clanging]

- Hmm.

[slurps] [electricity zapping]

[yelping]

- Food up, SpongeBot.

Gimme two batteries on a barge and make 'em cry.

[whooshing] [crash]

[electricity zapping]

- Huh? - Ahh!

[blubbering]

- Robo-Gary?

Squidbot?

No!

[dramatic music]

- [gurgling]

- Gary-Squid?

Squid-Gary?

Does not compute. Does not compute.

[Gary yelps] - Get your filthy

robo-snail off my head!

[straining]

- Gary! [panting]

[Squidbot screams]

[clanking] [exclaiming]

- Ay-ya-ya-ya-whoa!

[beeps]

[panting]

- Ahh! Ahh!

[crashing]

I've gotta cut off this pooping parasite!

- All right, what the kelp is going on in here?

[growls]

- [exclaims]

- Come back here, you nickel-plated nincompoops!

[grunts] [powers down]

[cranking]

- Plankbot, you forgot to wind yourself again.

- Thanks, Karen, my flesh and blood wife.

Don't worry, I'll get him.

[growls] - Hi, Karen.

Did Gary come through here?

- He went thataway, Chuckles.

- Th-th-th-thank you!

- Mama told me not to marry a robot.

- Ahh! Gangway!

Runaway robot!

[crashing]

Ahh! - Excuse me, pardon me,

Excuse me, pardon me. - Ow!

Excuse me, pardon me.

[all grumbling]

[shouting]

- Ahh!

- Who disturbs the sacred dome of Sandroid?

I'll hogtie your actuators!

- Sandroid, wait!

Gary is too young to have his actuators hogtied!

- I'll hack your hard drives, you cybernetic simpletons!

[all clamoring] Ow!

- All right, there you go.

- [growling]

[upbeat music]

- [slurping]

[dings]

[whirring]

- Robo-dog!

Get your robo-dog!

- [grunts]

[electricity zapping]

[brakes screech]

- Lube Lagoon?

What happened to Goo Lagoon?

Where in space and time am I?

Looks like I took a wrong turn at the last apocalypse.

- Danger! Danger! - Ah!

Rogue Robot! - Gary, wait!

Come back! [all shouting]

- Who dares defy Sandroid?

- I'm gonna destroy all of you!

- [exclaims]

These junk heaps want my flab for fuel!

[tires screech]

- Ahh!

[mob shouting] - No, Gary!

Not the lagoon!

What do I do now?

Got to think.

[beeping]

That's it! A brick wall!

[beeps]

[rocket whistling] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

[crashing]

[panting]

[blows whistle] Gary!

Stop!

- [meowing frantically]

[tires screeching]

- Gary, stop! [horn blares]

Gary, stop! [buzzer blares]

Gary, stop! [bell dings]

He's not gonna stop.

- Ahh!

[mob shouting]

- Ahh!

[gasps] Whoo-hoo!

[meowing]

- Play nice with the flutterbot!

[all moaning]

[ominous music]

[all gasping]

- Ahh!

[electricity crackling]

♪ ♪

- Meow?

- [exclaiming]

- [growling]

[roars]

- Amazing!

[whirring]

[shutter clicks]

- Flash photography is forbidden

in the presence of Sandroid!

You will all be assimilated!

So we can all be as close as peas in a pod!

Yee-haw!

- Oh man--

[exclaims]

- Well, this is another fine metallic monstrosity

you've got me into.

- Look at it this way, Squidbot.

Now we'll have a chance to catch up

with all our neighbors.

Hi, Rube. - Well, hello!

- Typical. [buzzes]

Typical. [buzzes]

Typical. [buzzes, babbles]

- Ahh-- [clang]

[beeping]

[upbeat fiddle music]

- Rise of the robots!

Yee-haw!

- I second that! [roars]

[spooky music]

- Robots can never replace us, you say?

Well, anything can happen in a cartoon,

especially if that cartoon is from "The Tidal Zone."

[buzzes] "The Tidal Zone."

[buzzes] "The Tidal Zone."

"The Tidal Zone."

[buzzes] "The Tidal Zone."