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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[spooky music]
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♪ ♪
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[urchins chattering]
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[ominous music]
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[urchins screaming]
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- Biting my begonias, eh?
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Not on my watch!
[laughs]
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- Mailman!
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- Wha--?
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- [screams]
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- Oh, a letter.
Uh, thank you!
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Nosferatu?
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[lighting cracks]
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Huh?
What?
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[sighs]
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I got his mail
by mistake again!
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[grumbles]
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I'll just file that in here.
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- [muffled speech]
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- [chuckles]
Huh?
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- [muffled speech]
- SpongeBob?
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- [muffled speech]
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- What are you doing
in my garbage?
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- ♪ Spring cleaning ♪
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But, Squidward, for shame.
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You can't just throw out
the mail of Nosferatu.
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[lightning crashes]
- Huh?
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- You have to
deliver it yourself.
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[gasps]
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Otherwise, it'd be
a federal crime!
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And I'll be an accessory!
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[hyperventilating]
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- All right, already!
I'll take it to him.
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- Hurray!
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- But you are
carrying the mail.
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- Ha!
One little letter?
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No problemo.
- Hold on.
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There's more.
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- Ooh!
- Here's the rest of it.
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I have been getting
that creepy guy's mail
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by mistake for years!
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- [gasps]
Squidward, look!
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"Bleeder's Digest."
"Bat Fancy."
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"Blood of the Month Club."
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[blood squelches]
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- Eh.
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- Squidward, do you
know what this means?
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- No.
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- It means somebody
is going to be very happy
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to get all their mail,
somebody named Nosferatu.
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[lightning crashes]
- Ah!
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Huh?
What?
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What was that?
Stop looking at me.
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[wolf howls]
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[whistling melody]
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Well, this is the address.
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[grunts]
- Ooh!
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That castle is so high!
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- [whistling melody]
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- Please, I beg you,
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do not go to the castle!
The master is a vampire!
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He means to suck your blood!
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[sobbing]
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- What are you talking about?
- Nosferatu!
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[lightning crashes]
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- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]
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- Right.
I'm sorry.
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I don't have any spare change.
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- Don't go to the castle!
Don't go to the castle!
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Don't go--
[skeletal seahorse neighs]
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- [snarls]
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- Ow!
- Ah!
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Well, a coach to the castle.
How elegant.
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Step lively, SpongeBob.
- [grunting]
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[humming melody]
- [gasps]
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- The castle!
- Aw.
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Looks like someone
could use a Krabby Patty.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [chuckles]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[both grunting]
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♪ ♪
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- Whoo!
Whoo!
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♪ ♪
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- Whoa!
- Oh, whoa!
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♪ ♪
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- We're taking
the bus on the way home!
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- [grunts]
- Huh?
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Hmm.
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[eerie organ music]
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♪ ♪
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[wolf howls]
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♪ ♪
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[both grunt]
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- [grumbling]
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[knocks]
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Hello, Nosferatu?
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[lightning crashes]
Hmm.
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Well, looks like nobody's home.
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Of course.
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Hello?
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We're just here
to drop off your mail.
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- Whoa!
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[lightning crashes]
- [screams]
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What's happening?
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- [snickering]
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- Aw!
It's just Nosferatu!
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[lightning crashes]
- Whew!
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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- [hisses]
- [screams]
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[plucky music]
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♪ ♪
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- The master bids you welcome,
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and he thanks you
for dropping off his mail.
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- Oh.
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- Ooh.
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[belches]
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[giggles]
- [laughs]
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- [laughs]
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- [laughs]
- [laughs]
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[laughter]
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- Hmm?
[groans]
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[laughter]
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Knock it off!
- I am sorry, Master.
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It won't happen again.
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- Ew.
We'll let ourselves out.
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- Aw, I don't want to leave.
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Boo!
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[lightning crashes]
- Ah!
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- Oh, you can't leave
due to inclement weather.
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- We can't leave yet.
Yay!
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[eerie music]
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- Gulp.
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- The Master has invited you
to stay for the night,
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but first, he would like
to have you both for dinner.
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[laughs]
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- [laughs]
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- Well, uh,
under the circumstances,
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I wouldn't mind some
fine Transylvanian cuisine
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for a change.
- Change?
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I can make change.
[laughs]
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- Get away from me.
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- [snorting and chuckling]
Come, come.
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- Oh, oh.
- [laughs]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
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[gentle violin music]
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- Wow!
What a spread.
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I don't know what to try first.
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- Oh, I can help you decide.
[laughs]
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We have
roasted werewolf teeth,
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pickled demon beards,
fried mummy fingers,
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and brains tartare.
- [retches]
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- Ooh, don't mind if I do--oh.
[laughs]
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- Or maybe you would like
something sinfully succulent.
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- Ooh,
a Carpathian cheese ball.
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Uh, eh.
- Whoopsie!
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That's my dinner.
Come to daddy!
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- Ooh.
- [groans]
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- Oh, you've got to try
these mummy fingers, Squidward.
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So delicious.
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Nosferatu, you simply
must give me the recipe.
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- Hm.
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[woman screams]
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Well, maybe if I put
some ketchup on it.
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- [munching]
Ketchup?
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Good thing I came prepared.
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Ketching up!
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[energetic music]
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- Hmm.
Ah.
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- [laughs]
Whoa!
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- [sighs]
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- [growls]
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[slurps]
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[gags]
- Nosferatu, ketchup?
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Whoa!
- Mm-hm.
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[sighs]
- [laughs]
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- [hisses]
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- The Master says,
"Sleep tight
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and don't let
the vampire bats bite."
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[laughs]
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- [laughs]
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[laughter]
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- [hisses]
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- The Master bids you
good night.
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[laughs softly]
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- Good night, Nosferatu!
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[eerie organ music]
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♪ ♪
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- This place
gives me the creeps.
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But so what?
It's only one night.
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Right, SpongeB--
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- [snoring]
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00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,689
- Huh?
- Whoops!
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Forgot to brush my teeth.
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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[snoring]
Whoops!
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00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,379
Forgot to floss.
- Huh?
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00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:28,896
- [snoring]
Ooh!
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00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:31,000
Forgot to wash my head.
- Huh?
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00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,482
- Whoops!
Forgot to polish my eyes.
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- Huh?
228
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Will you go
night night time already?
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- Nosferatu?
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- Why are you sticking out
of the wall like that?
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- [hisses]
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- [screams]
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I can't believe Nosferatu
tried to bite me!
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He's a real life v-v-vampire!
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- He's gonna suck our blood!
[sobs]
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- There's got to be
a way out of this castle!
237
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- I can show you a way out!
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00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,655
[laughs]
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00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:16,241
Slappy sleepy.
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00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,310
- Let's try these doors!
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00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,689
- [snarls]
242
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:22,000
[both scream]
243
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,448
[laughter]
244
00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:24,965
[both scream]
245
00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:28,551
[both scream]
246
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,896
[both hyperventilating]
247
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:33,896
[together]
Gorilla monster!
248
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:35,827
[both scream]
249
00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:38,000
- Quick,
down the laundry chute!
250
00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:42,862
- [screams]
251
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:44,068
[loud thud]
252
00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:46,000
- Whoa!
- [screaming]
253
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,551
[both scream]
254
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:54,034
- It's a vampire's coffin!
[whimpers]
255
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:57,000
[upbeat music]
256
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:02,793
♪ ♪
257
00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,793
- Nosferatu two-step!
258
00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:08,068
♪ ♪
259
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,413
- Yay!
Ow.
260
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,310
- Snap out of it, SpongeBob!
261
00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:14,689
What if he bites our necks...
[gasps]
262
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:17,103
Or my nose?
- Oh!
263
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,620
I know what to do.
264
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:21,896
In those vampire movies,
they always make wooden stakes.
265
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,862
- [gasps]
That's a great idea!
266
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,034
Here!
267
00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:27,827
[cow moos]
268
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,586
- Will these even work
without steak sauce?
269
00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:35,310
[both scream]
270
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:39,482
- You shouldn't disturb
the master's laundry tomb.
271
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:43,586
He would be very cranky
if he found you here,
272
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:48,034
and you never know
where he might be.
273
00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,965
- He's right behind us,
isn't he?
274
00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,517
- Hmm?
Nope.
275
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:54,482
Nobody there.
We're fine.
276
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,793
[both scream]
277
00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,862
- Please don't eat us!
278
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,896
- Oh, the master is not hungry.
279
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,137
He just had a big lunch.
280
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:07,655
He wanted to return your mail.
281
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:10,896
- Oh.
Well, how thoughtful of you.
282
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:13,000
Uh, thanks.
- Ooh!
283
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,206
Open it, Squidward!
284
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:15,965
What'd you get?
- Let's see.
285
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,172
Oh, yes!
286
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,586
It's my Garlic
of the Month Club!
287
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:22,000
Wait.
Uh-oh.
288
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:25,172
- [gagging]
289
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,517
[chuckles]
290
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:30,482
- The master
is just joshing with you.
291
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,413
He loves garlic.
292
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:35,137
[laughter]
- Um.
293
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,206
- Oh!
[laughter]
294
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:40,034
- Huh?
- Mm-mm-mm.
295
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:43,000
- Well, if you're not flicking
the lights on and off,
296
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,862
then who is?
297
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,620
[eerie organ music]
298
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:50,172
[together]
Phantom of the Opera!
299
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,655
- [laughs]
300
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,655
[laughter]
301
00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:04,241
[organ music]
302
00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:11,413
♪ ♪
303
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:22,137
- [snoring]
304
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,103
[alarm blaring]
305
00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:27,275
[wolf howling]
306
00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:34,931
- Pick me!
- Me!
307
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
- Pick me!
308
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,827
- Pick--pick Me!
- Me!
309
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,172
all: Aw.
310
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,172
- [yawns]
311
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,931
- [hissing]
312
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:56,724
- Ah, Esmeralda.
Good evening.
313
00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:59,724
[spooky music]
314
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:06,793
♪ ♪
315
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,310
[clears throat]
316
00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,965
Wakey-wakes, Master.
317
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:22,758
The first blood of the day
is the most important.
318
00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:25,310
Huh?
Master?
319
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,344
[gasps]
320
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,965
- [hisses]
[sneezes]
321
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,551
[whimpers]
322
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,758
- Oh, no.
323
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:37,965
You've got
a stuffy Nose-feratu.
324
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,034
- [sneezes]
325
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,551
[hisses]
326
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,034
[sneezes]
327
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,413
[whimpers]
328
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:49,034
- We have to get you
to Dr. Calamari right away.
329
00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:52,000
[eerie music]
330
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:56,551
♪ ♪
331
00:16:56,620 --> 00:17:00,758
[breathing heavily]
332
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,896
- [sneezes]
333
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,413
[groans]
334
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,931
♪ ♪
335
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,448
[sneezes]
336
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,413
- Next patient.
337
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:16,586
- Salutations, Dr. Calamari.
338
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:20,827
The master has a case of
the Transylvanian sniff-sniffs.
339
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,344
Can you help?
340
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:23,793
- [screeches]
341
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,034
- Thank you
for bringing him in, Slappy.
342
00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:29,827
I'll steam those allergies
right out of his schnoz.
343
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:35,689
- [screeches]
344
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,689
- Come back in two hours
und pick him up.
345
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,068
- I'll be right back, Master.
346
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:44,172
Oh, I almost forgot.
347
00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:47,344
[laughs]
348
00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:51,758
- [sneezes]
349
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:55,931
[growls]
350
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,068
- Yes, Master.
351
00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:03,137
I will bring you blood samples
und cookies.
352
00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:04,827
- Two hours?
353
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:08,172
What am I gonna do
for two whole hours?
354
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:11,793
Let's find out, eh?
Eh?
355
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:16,172
♪ ♪
356
00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:19,103
[electronic music]
357
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:22,620
- Get ready to prance, prance
on your grave!
358
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:26,206
- Oh, I just love to prance.
359
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,137
♪ ♪
360
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,896
Oh, I feel so free and loose!
361
00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:37,896
♪ ♪
362
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:43,551
[buzzer blares]
363
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:47,000
Hooray!
I made a swish.
364
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:50,620
[all cheering]
365
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:53,965
- Step right up
and squirt yourself a prize!
366
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,862
- [laughs]
Yeah!
367
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:57,000
- Ooh!
368
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,482
We have a winner!
369
00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:00,655
Winner, winner!
370
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,965
Step right up
and squirt yourself a prize!
371
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:06,241
- Oh!
Reach for the sky, bottles.
372
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,413
Whoa!
Ah! Oh!
373
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,551
- Step right up, and squ--
374
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,413
[explosion]
375
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:15,965
[all cheer]
376
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,586
- We have another winner.
377
00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:22,551
[laughs]
Uh-oh.
378
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,379
[tires screeching]
379
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:32,620
[loud thud]
380
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,758
Oh, hello, Slippy.
381
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:38,068
You look positively disgusting
this evening.
382
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:41,551
[wheezing laugh]
383
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:46,310
- You look pretty horrifying
yourself, Slappy.
384
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:49,793
[laughs]
385
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:52,793
[laughter]
386
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,551
What can I get you today?
387
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,758
- Oh, I need a can
of bat food
388
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:01,551
and a flea collar
for the master.
389
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,965
- Oh, that master sure is lucky
390
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:08,103
to have you
looking out for him.
391
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,827
- Oh.
[chuckles]
392
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:12,793
What do I owe you,
gruesome?
393
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:13,896
- Shh.
394
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:17,551
It's on the house, stink lips.
395
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:23,241
- Until our eyes
cross again, mon cheri.
396
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:26,241
[romantic music]
397
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,275
♪ ♪
398
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,172
[record scratches]
399
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:35,413
- Excuse me.
Do you sell snail diapers?
400
00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:38,275
- [meows]
- Ew.
401
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:41,206
- Ah, it is always great to go
402
00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:44,241
on a picnic with old friends.
403
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,758
Oh, Mr. Ribeye?
404
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:49,517
Mr. Ribeye,
do you have the time?
405
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,344
Oh, I have to pick up
the master.
406
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:59,896
See you soon, everyone,
but hopefully not too soon.
407
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,586
[laughs]
408
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:02,793
- Bye!
- Bye!
409
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,655
- See you later, Slappy!
- See you!
410
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:05,965
- Come back soon!
411
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:11,586
- Nosferatu.
- Nosferatu.
412
00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:15,344
- Dr. Calamari, I'm back.
413
00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:19,172
- Nosferatu.
Nosferatu.
414
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:23,137
- So tell me, Doctor,
is the master cured?
415
00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:24,448
- All better!
416
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,827
Make sure he takes these
nose drops twice a night.
417
00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:31,137
- Oh, thank you, Dr. C.
418
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,862
- Who was a good vampire?
419
00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:35,344
- Hmm?
420
00:21:35,413 --> 00:21:38,517
[slurping]
421
00:21:40,103 --> 00:21:42,172
[chuckles]
422
00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:45,137
[upbeat music]
423
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:49,551
♪ ♪
424
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,000
- Oh, yes,
of course I bought you
425
00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:55,034
that flea collar
you saw in the window.
426
00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:57,172
[laughs]
427
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:59,172
Very fetching, Master.
428
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:02,931
Huh?
429
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,965
I'll put that
in the fridge for later.
430
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,172
- [grumbles]
431
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:10,862
- Oh, you don't have
to thank me, Master.
432
00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:15,586
You're my best friend.
[laughs]
433
00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:17,586
Oh!
434
00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:20,758
Yes, Master!
Let's go home now.
435
00:22:20,827 --> 00:22:25,689
♪ ♪
436
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,689
First one to the castle
437
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:31,655
is a filthy, stinking cesspool
of despair!
438
00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:38,482
♪ ♪
439
00:22:38,551 --> 00:22:39,896
Huh?
440
00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:45,551
I am soaring like a bat!
Soaring!
441
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,793
Oh!
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