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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[explosion]
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[screaming]
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- [laughs]
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- Huh?
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- All right,
you braindead barnacles,
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drop those patties.
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Your sandwiches
are coming with me!
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- Aww, so cute.
- Huh?
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- I just want
to pinch his face.
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- [grunts]
- Oh.
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Look at this
precious, little sweetie.
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Those adorable cheeks.
Oh, that sparkly eye.
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- No!
- That adorable tuchus.
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- Aww.
- Aww.
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- Stop!
Get away!
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- Aww!
- Aww.
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- I hate this town!
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[sobbing]
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- [humming melody]
Ah!
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- Karen!
Ow!
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- Oh, let me guess,
another failure?
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- Of course, another failure!
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How am I supposed to steal
the Krabby Patty formula
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when everybody thinks
I'm adorable?
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Cute is no way to inspire fear.
Huh?
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Unless...
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yes, oh, that's it!
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[grunts]
I'll teach the fools
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of this town that cute
can be horrific.
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♪ ♪
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There, my evil masterwork
is complete.
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- An egg?
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I already
had breakfast, Sheldon.
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- It's not the egg.
It's what's inside.
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A robot so diabolical,
so devious,
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so adorable when people see it,
they'll have to say,
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"Aww."
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But that sound
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will transform it
into a terrifying monster
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that will eat them!
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[dramatic music]
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Behold!
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Revenge-bot model QT-Pi.
- [quacks]
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- Yes.
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- Did you say
it was going to eat people?
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- That's right!
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Its victims will be trapped
in its quantum stomach prison
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to...think about
what they've done?
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- Well, have fun
with your little toy.
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Just don't forget
to take out the trash.
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- Aww.
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Ooh.
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♪ ♪
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- [roars]
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- [whimpers]
Oh, boy.
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[screams]
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Oh!
Ugh.
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It works!
It...huh?
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Barnacles.
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- [roars]
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[quacks]
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- I'm ready!
I'm ready!
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I'm ready!
I'm ready!
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I'm ready!
Whoa.
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Oh.
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- Excellent!
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That moron won't be able
to stop aww-ing at my robot.
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Go, robot.
Eat him!
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Eat him good, baby!
[laughs]
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- [quacks]
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- Hm, huh?
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Aww.
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- Here it comes.
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- Cute, little robot like you
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shouldn't be out here
all alone.
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What's your name?
QT-Pi?
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That's adorable!
Come on.
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I'll take care of you
until we find your owner.
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- Yes, that's right.
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Take us right
into my enemy's lair.
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- This is where I work.
These are our customers.
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And this is Squidward,
my best friend.
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- Huh?
Huh?
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That is a filthy lie!
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- Ooh, speaking of filthy,
I better wash
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these dirty hands
before I get cooking.
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Squidward, be a dear
and keep an eye on him for me,
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will you?
- [grumbles]
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Huh?
- [quacks]
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- Say, you are pretty cute.
- Did you say cute?
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- Um, uh...
- Oh, yeah.
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He's so cute.
- Okay, get back, you animals!
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He needs room to be precious.
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- [quacks]
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[all inhale deeply]
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[together]
Aww.
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- [screams]
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- [roaring]
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[people screaming]
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- [grunts]
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Ah!
- Whoa!
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- Hey!
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Those don't sound like
"I'm spending money" screams!
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Wha--?
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- [whirring]
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[roars]
- Whoa, no!
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[people screaming]
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- Proper drying of the hands
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is every bit as important
as the--wha--hey.
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- [quacks]
- Huh.
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Guess we closed early today.
Oh, boy.
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Now I have more time
to help my new friend QT-Pi.
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la,
la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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- Whoa!
Oh.
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Huh?
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What in the name of Neptune
is going on here?
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- [grunts]
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Oh, yeah,
what is happening here?
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- Plankton, this has you
written all over it.
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- How dare you?
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Huh?
[chuckles]
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How'd that get on there?
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[grunts]
Okay, it was me.
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To teach you all a lesson,
I made a robot
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that eats people
who say, "aww."
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So sue me.
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- Oh, I don't want
to sue you, Plankton.
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I want to get out of
your infernal contraption!
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- Well, the only way out is
the emergency evacuation uvula,
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which is up there.
- Huh?
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All right,
you heard the pipsqueak!
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Everyone form up!
Let's yank that "uvuler"!
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[all grunting]
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- [screams]
- Oh.
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- Aw.
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- Ow.
- Oh.
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- Looks like we're stuck here
until this dumb robot
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eats more people.
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[all sigh and grumble]
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- The veterinarian
can help me find your owner.
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You're a robot,
so you must be chipped.
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[laughs]
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- Hmm.
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Normally I work
with animals, not machines,
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but how different can they be?
[chuckles]
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Let's just take a listen.
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- Say, "Aww!"
- Get eaten!
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- Say, "Aww!"
- [gasps]
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Oh, my.
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Okay then, say "aww."
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- Aww.
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[roars]
- [whimpers]
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[screams]
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- [roars]
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- Aww.
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No, wait, I meant to say...
[screaming]
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- [roaring]
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- [screaming]
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So cute.
[screaming]
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- Huh, what?
Hey, you need to buy a ticket!
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Huh?
Aww.
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[screams]
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- [quacking]
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- [screaming]
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- Aww.
- Aww.
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[all screaming]
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- [inhaling powerfully]
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[whirs and sniffs]
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[roars]
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[together]
Ah!
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Whoo!
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[all screaming]
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- [roars]
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[people screaming]
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- Ooh, perfect,
I'll escape through there.
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Oy.
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A dead end ride?
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That doesn't seem
very glove themed.
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- [quacks]
- Huh?
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Ay!
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[ominous music]
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Ah, QT-Pi, please don't eat me!
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[chanting together]
Eat him! Eat him!
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- I--ooh, I know.
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I'll try the soothing power
of music.
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♪ Oh ♪
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[string plunks]
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Aw, rats.
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- [roars]
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- [screaming]
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- Yay, you did it, boy!
- Whoo-hoo!
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- A surprise party for me?
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- [grunts]
This isn't a party, you boob.
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- Well, why did everyone cheer
when I showed up?
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- Because with you,
we can finally reach
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the emergency escape "uvuler."
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All right,
let's try it again, people!
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[all grunting]
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- [straining]
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Oh, oh!
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Whoa, whoa.
- What's going on?
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- Oh, oh, whoa.
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Got it!
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- [hissing and whirring]
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[all scream]
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- Yeah!
- Aha!
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- [screams]
- Ooh.
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We did it!
We escaped!
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- And I got us
into Glove World for free.
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You're welcome.
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- Last one on the bumper gloves
is a rotten egg!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
238
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,000
- Yeah!
239
00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,310
- [quacks sadly]
240
00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:59,344
- Poor QT-Pi.
241
00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:01,241
That whole
eating everyone thing
242
00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,689
didn't work out for you.
Hm?
243
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:07,241
I think I know how you could
use your powers for good.
244
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,758
- [quacks]
245
00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:15,206
- Step right up and try
our latest glove-tastic ride!
246
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:20,275
Experience the aww-pocalypse
at the Glove Launch.
247
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,241
- [blows raspberry]
Aww.
248
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,448
[screams]
249
00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:29,000
[screams]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
250
00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:31,517
Wha--wha--wha--wha--wha--
whoa.
251
00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:35,689
Whoa!
All right!
252
00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,586
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Yeah!
253
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:42,724
- What do you mean I'm
too short to ride this ride?
254
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:45,379
I built this!
- Sorry, buddy.
255
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,172
Rules is rules,
256
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,931
even for an adorable
little guy like you.
257
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,103
- Real cute.
258
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:56,931
[upbeat music]
259
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,551
♪ ♪
260
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:06,034
- [whistling melody]
261
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:12,068
[grunts]
Special delivery!
262
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:15,689
- Ooh, my new rock
is finally here!
263
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:21,793
Hold on, polka dots?
264
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:24,137
I ordered plaid.
265
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:27,000
You'll have to take it back,
Mr. Mailman.
266
00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,517
[bones cracking]
- Back?
267
00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:34,000
- Mr. Mailman?
- My back.
268
00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:42,862
- You okay, buddy?
- Gotta deliver mail.
269
00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:46,586
- You are in no shape
to deliver anything, fella.
270
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:49,482
Just relax
and crash at my place.
271
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,172
I'll deliver your mail
for you today.
272
00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:58,482
Oops,
almost forgot my mail bag.
273
00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:02,620
Oops, almost forgot
my mailman hat.
274
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:06,655
[humming melody]
All righty.
275
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:10,413
Let's see
where my first delivery is.
276
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:13,241
[straining]
277
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:16,655
Oh, I can't read this!
278
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,931
[knocks]
279
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,965
- Hey, Patrick, I thought
that sounded like your head.
280
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,517
- SpongeBob,
do you know where this
281
00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:29,000
Spon-gee-Boob
282
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:32,448
Squir-pa-Nants lives?
283
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:36,275
- Never heard of him.
- Oh, well, return to sender.
284
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:38,931
- Hey, what's with
the new threads?
285
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000
- I'm a mailman now!
[laughs]
286
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,448
- Wow!
287
00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,586
I've always wanted
to be a mailman.
288
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,931
It's like getting to be Santa
every day,
289
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,310
except Sundays.
290
00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:54,620
- Sorry, SpongeBob,
but I'm the mailman now.
291
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:57,137
- Oh, okay.
292
00:13:57,206 --> 00:14:00,862
- But you can be my postal pal!
293
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:05,310
- Whee!
Oh, ah!
294
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,689
- Let's get mailing.
295
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:11,379
♪ ♪
296
00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:15,103
Postal pal,
you may ring the doorbell.
297
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,344
- [gasps]
298
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,551
Yes, sir, Mr. Mailman, sir.
299
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,689
Oh, I better warm up
the old bell ringer.
300
00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:25,000
Up, down, up, down.
Twist right, twist left.
301
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:27,517
And polish the nail.
302
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:31,068
[exhales]
303
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,586
[doorbell rings]
304
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:35,862
- Mail!
305
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:38,793
- They let a moron like you
deliver the mail?
306
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:42,275
- Oh, you'd be surprised
what they let morons do.
307
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:44,137
- [gasps]
It's here!
308
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:47,000
It's here!
[laughs]
309
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,655
- What's wrong
with Squidward's face?
310
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,034
- [laughing]
311
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:54,793
- I think he's smiling.
312
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:58,482
- I finally got it,
my turbo clarinet.
313
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,655
[engine rumbles]
314
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:03,137
[inhales deeply]
315
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,068
[horn toots]
- Whoa!
316
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:08,103
[both screaming]
317
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:10,206
- Worth every penny.
318
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:13,689
[together]
Oh, ooh, oh, oh.
319
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:16,137
Oh, good, our next stop.
320
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:20,862
- A summons for jury duty.
Lucky.
321
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,413
- Special delivery.
322
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:26,758
- Great job, Mr. Mailman.
- Huh?
323
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,275
- Oops.
324
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:30,793
Yep.
325
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:34,517
Ugh.
326
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:37,000
Must be a defective mail slot.
327
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:38,724
Aha.
328
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,517
That ought to do it.
329
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,517
Maybe I'll
just try the doorbell.
330
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,758
[doorbell rings]
331
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,517
- Can I help you?
332
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,379
[together]
Special delivery.
333
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:58,310
- I don't want it!
334
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:03,103
- Maybe we should just move on
to the next house.
335
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,000
- Pfft, no.
336
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:07,034
I am a mailman.
337
00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:09,448
Like the postal oath says,
338
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:14,344
neither bunions or onions
nor ditches or dangers
339
00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:18,241
will stop me from giving stuff
to strangers.
340
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,413
- [applauds]
341
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:22,724
[soft orchestral music]
342
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:23,827
[doorbell rings]
343
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:28,793
- Ah!
- Special delivery!
344
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:33,551
- Special un-delivery!
- [screams]
345
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,620
Oof.
346
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:41,206
Being a mailman isn't like
being Santa Claus at all.
347
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,931
- [gasps]
348
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,896
[jingle bells ringing]
349
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:47,896
[straining]
350
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:54,965
- Ho, ho, ho!
Oh!
351
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,655
Ooh!
352
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,206
Hey, we're beard bros.
- [growls]
353
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,931
- Oh, uh, merry Fishmas!
354
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,379
- It's July!
- Just take a letter.
355
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,931
- I don't want it!
- Neither bunions or onions!
356
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,034
[upbeat music]
357
00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:21,000
[screams]
Huh, ooh.
358
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,931
Ah.
[screams]
359
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,137
Take your mail!
[grunts]
360
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,551
- Hey!
- [grunting]
361
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,551
I'll zip your code so hard!
362
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,551
- Ah!
En garde!
363
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,413
- En lard!
364
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:45,413
- [screaming]
- [screaming]
365
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,241
- Ho, ha!
- I'm gonna stamp you!
366
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,000
Hi, ha!
- Ha!
367
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,310
- I'll send you butt express!
368
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,482
- [screams]
369
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,068
- [grunts]
Huh?
370
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:05,793
You can't run
from your civic duties!
371
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,758
[screaming]
- [screaming]
372
00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:15,655
Oh.
- Ha!
373
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:18,206
Get it, slap back,
no take backs!
374
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,413
- [sighs]
375
00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:21,758
[both chuckling]
376
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:22,896
- Not bad.
377
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,931
- This summons
is for Bubble Bass,
378
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,931
you nincompoops!
379
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,206
- Hm.
- Hm.
380
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:40,068
[bell rings and clatters]
381
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,103
- Coming.
- Ah!
382
00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:43,793
- Uh!
- Don't leave!
383
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,896
Almost there.
384
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,482
- Ha!
- Ha!
385
00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,517
- Oh, boy,
I never get visitors.
386
00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:58,172
- Special delivery
for one special, old man.
387
00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:00,862
- Uh, uh, mm...
388
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:06,655
I can't find any mail for him.
- Oh, I never get any mail.
389
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:09,517
- [sobbing]
That's so sad.
390
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,896
Let's give him some of
the other mail, huh?
391
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:16,793
I found a letter for you,
Old Man Walker.
392
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,965
- [beeping]
393
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:27,000
I've been drafted!
Oh, boy!
394
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:29,931
- Wow, if one letter
made him this happy,
395
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,344
I bet all of the mail
will make him explode with joy.
396
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:34,275
- [laughs]
397
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:38,482
- Sure, wow,
all of this for me?
398
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:41,896
[explosion]
399
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:44,896
[laughter]
400
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:50,344
- What's next, Postman Patrick?
401
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,724
- [gulps]
Mm-mm.
402
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:55,448
[sighs]
We're all out of mail.
403
00:19:55,517 --> 00:19:57,068
[engine rumbles]
404
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:59,896
Let's ask that ice cream truck
if it knows
405
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,724
where to find some mail.
- That's no ice cream truck.
406
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:05,448
It's a mail truck.
- Really?
407
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,758
I thought all trucks
were girls.
408
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,931
[laughter]
409
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,344
[tires squeal]
410
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:21,551
- Wow, we hit
the postal jackpot!
411
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,965
- Cool.
[engine rumbles]
412
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:25,689
- Huh?
Hey!
413
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:29,206
Those weirdos stole my truck!
[grunts]
414
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:32,379
[sirens blaring]
415
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:36,586
Follow those postal pilferers!
416
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:39,137
- A special delivery.
417
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:41,551
- Special delivery for Fred!
418
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,137
- Mwah.
- Huh?
419
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:48,103
[growls]
Who's Carol?
420
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:49,620
- [chuckles]
421
00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:53,827
- This one's for you, Penny!
422
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:58,379
- [screaming]
423
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:02,172
Huh?
Oh, great.
424
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:05,034
The raft I ordered
has finally arrived.
425
00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:08,620
[screaming]
426
00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:11,620
[dramatic music]
427
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:16,172
♪ ♪
428
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,068
[metal clanks]
- Huh?
429
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:18,448
Pirates!
430
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:20,172
- Wha--?
- Wha--?
431
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,724
[both growling]
432
00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:24,862
- Why are these pirates
dressed like mail people?
433
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:28,655
- They want to steal our mail!
- Repel the boarders!
434
00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:31,482
- Repelling boarders, sir!
435
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,068
- Ugh!
- Harold!
436
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,827
No!
437
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:40,379
- I'm shipping these COD.
438
00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:42,620
Crash on delivery.
439
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:45,827
[upbeat music]
440
00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:49,689
- Eeh, oh.
And here comes some air mail.
441
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:53,724
[retches]
442
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:58,034
- [screaming]
443
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,896
- Huh?
444
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:04,241
Another jury summons
for Bubble Bass.
445
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:12,172
- Special delivery!
446
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:16,689
- Oh, all we have left
is junk mail!
447
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:18,068
- Don't worry.
448
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:21,103
They'll never find us
in this post office.
449
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,241
♪ ♪
450
00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:31,068
- [sighs]
[doorbell rings]
451
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:36,517
- Here's today's mail, warden.
452
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:39,482
[together]
Special delivery.
453
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:42,241
[both chuckle]
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