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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct excited chatter]
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- [laughs]
Me restaurant
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is packed to the gills
with customers and their money.
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[laughs]
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- [groans]
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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Mr. Krabs,
the register is full again.
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- I got it, Mr. Squidward.
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[laughs]
[vacuum whooshes]
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Ooh.
[laughs]
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Ooh, hmm.
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[laughs]
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Huh?
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Hey, why aren't you in line?
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Don't you want a Krabby Patty?
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- I'd love one,
but it's so far away.
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[engine revs]
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Not quite as good
as a Krabby Patty,
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but I didn't have to move
one inch.
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Mmm.
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- [groans]
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That food truck
stole me customer.
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Well, if the customers
won't come to the Krusty Krab,
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I'll bring the Krusty Krab
to them.
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- Mr. Krabs,
what are we doing out here?
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- Your generous employer
has a surprise for you.
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- I love your surprises,
Mr. Krabs.
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My favorite surprise
was the rubber check.
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- [laughs]
That was a good one.
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Behold!
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Me brand new--to me--
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food truck,
the Krusty Kruiser.
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[laughs]
Uh-oh.
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- What a hunk of junk.
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- More like a big hunk
of gorgeous.
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- We won't sell any patties
from that old jalopy.
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- You better sell a patty
or you better not come back.
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- [groans]
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[yelping]
[gears cranking]
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[engine revs]
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- Oh, and Mr. Squidward,
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you're driving.
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- [groans]
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- Ooh, I can navigate.
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- Oh, joy.
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- Customers, ho.
- Get going!
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- Now all we need
is a parking spot
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next to lots
of hungry customers.
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Ooh!
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That looks like a good spot,
Squidward.
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[car horn honks]
Huh?
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- That's my spot, you creep.
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[groans]
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- Ooh, try over there.
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[tires squeal]
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[both yelp]
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- [groans]
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- Boink.
I found an empty spot in here.
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[laughs]
- Shut it.
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[jackhammer rattling]
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- Construction workers
are always hungry.
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[tires screech]
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Krabby Patties.
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Get your red-hot
Krabby Patties.
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Ooh.
[laughs]
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- Hey, you claim jumpers!
This is my turf.
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[grunts]
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all: Whoa.
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- Bon appétit.
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- Now this place looks classy.
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- Krabby Patties.
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Get your delicious, affordable
Krabby Patties here.
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- Affordable?
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Oof, how common.
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Oh, canapé truck!
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both: Whoa!
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- We tried all over
Bikini Bottom
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and didn't sell a thing.
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Time to go back
and tell Krabs we failed.
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- There's one place
we still haven't tried.
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Whoa!
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- Huh?
[yelps]
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- Rock Bottom.
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- [groans]
- Turn, turn.
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[tires squeal]
- [screams]
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both: [screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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- [groans]
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[creature howls faintly]
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- Oh, this place is deserted.
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- Hmm, if I recall correctly,
there are always
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friendly Rock Bottomites
at the bus stop.
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[mysterious music]
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- What a fabulous idea,
SpongeBob.
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There are so many
customers here.
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[wind whooshes]
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- Maybe the Rock Bottom mall?
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- [groans]
The mall.
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[mellow music playing]
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- Where is everybody?
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The circus should be good
for crowds.
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- Hmm.
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Maybe it's a flea circus?
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[laughs]
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- It's still warm.
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Oh, the cemetery is empty too.
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This place isn't even
a ghost town.
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- Well, we tried.
Let's go home.
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both: Huh?
- [blowing raspberry]
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- [gasps]
A customer.
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Step right up and get
a delicious, half-fresh...
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Huh?
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Krabby Patty.
- [blows raspberry]
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- Huh?
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There he is.
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ah!
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[grunts]
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Where did he go?
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- Up there.
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- [blows raspberry]
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- [groans]
I got him this time.
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[tires squeal]
- Whoa!
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- [blows raspberry]
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both: [screaming]
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both: Uh-huh.
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[groan and scream]
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- [blows raspberry]
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- Oh! We lost him.
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- There he is.
- [blows raspberry]
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♪ ♪
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both: Huh?
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- Can we go home now?
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- Mr. Krabs said
we can't go back
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until we sell
at least one Krabby Patty.
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- Fine, I'll just buy
a stupid patty myself.
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What?
[groans]
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Forgot my wallet
in my pants at home.
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Oh, SpongeBob,
could you please
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lend me some money
to buy a patty?
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- I only carry Krusty Kash.
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- "Not valid
at the Krusty Krab"?
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I guess if I ever want
to go home,
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we have to sell a patty
to that mysterious weirdo.
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- No problem.
I'll track him down
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using my jellyfishing
expertise.
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[mysterious music]
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- [blows raspberry]
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♪ ♪
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- Hmm, hmm.
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[tires squeal]
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Got ya!
Huh?
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- [buzzes]
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both: [yelping]
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- Ow!
- My brainstem!
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- I learned this trick
reading Jungle Fish Comics.
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both: [panting]
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- [blows raspberry]
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- Ha!
Got the little barnacle.
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- [buzzes]
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- Oh.
- Huh.
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both: [screaming]
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[tires squeal]
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- [groans]
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- [groans]
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Well, since I'm never
going home,
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I may as well get comfortable.
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- [blows raspberry]
Hey!
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You're those weirdos
that have been...
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[blows raspberry]
Chasing me around town.
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[blows raspberry]
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- Why were you waving at us
and then running away?
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- Huh?
[blows raspberry]
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I can't understand your accent.
[blows raspberry]
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- I'll handle this, Squidward.
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I speak fluid Rock Bottom-ish.
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Why...
[blows raspberry]
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Were you...
[blows raspberry]
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Waving at us?
[blows raspberry]
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- I wasn't...
[blows raspberry]
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Waving at you.
[blows raspberry]
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I was...
[blows raspberry]
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Drying out my armpits.
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[gasps]
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Oh!
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- We just wanted to...
[blows raspberry]
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Sell you a hot...
[blows raspberry]
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Delicious Krabby Patty.
[blows raspberry]
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- It does look...
[blows raspberry]
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Tasty.
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both: We're gonna sell a patty.
[blows raspberry]
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[engine revs]
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Huh?
[blows raspberry]
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all: [groaning
and blowing raspberries]
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[laughing
and blowing raspberries]
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[playful music]
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♪ ♪
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- [chuckles]
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- Hey, Bert.
[blows raspberry]
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Too bad you couldn't...
[blows raspberry]
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Come with us
on our yearly trip to the...
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[blows raspberry]
Krusty Krab,
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But here's your Krabby Patties.
[blows raspberry]
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- Thanks, Frank.
[blows raspberry]
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But you know how long
these pits take to dry.
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[blows raspberry]
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Sorry, fellas.
[blows raspberry]
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I'd love to buy
a patty from ya,
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but I already have a whole bag.
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both: [groans]
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00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,413
- [laughs]
Those Rock Bottomers
238
00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:25,448
really love
their Krabby Patties.
239
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,586
[laughs]
Ooh.
240
00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:29,758
[engine sputtering]
241
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,517
both: [groans]
242
00:10:35,586 --> 00:10:37,862
- SpongeBob, Squidward,
you're back.
243
00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,172
How many patties did you sell?
244
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,172
- Uh, none.
245
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,034
- [groans]
What in the name
246
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,310
of all that's greasy
have you been doing all day?
247
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:50,896
You're going right back out
there until you sell a patty!
248
00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:53,241
[stomach growls]
249
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:54,482
Sorry, boys.
[chuckles]
250
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,896
I'm a little hangry.
I've been so busy,
251
00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:59,275
I haven't eaten anything
meself.
252
00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:00,551
Huh?
253
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:04,689
- Ahem, that'll be...
[blows raspberry]
254
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,724
Five bucks.
[blows raspberry]
255
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:09,034
- All right, fine.
256
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:12,344
Comes straight back
to me pocket anyhow.
257
00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:13,482
- Yay!
258
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:15,379
- We finally sold
a Krabby Patty.
259
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:17,724
- I can finally go home.
260
00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:19,310
- [laughs]
261
00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:22,655
[groans]
262
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,206
When I have to pay for it,
263
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:26,586
it tastes like
old snail litter.
264
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,517
[groans]
265
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:31,068
Ooh, oh--
[screams]
266
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,965
Oh.
[blows raspberry]
267
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:40,068
[bright music]
268
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:46,758
♪ ♪
269
00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:48,068
- [hums]
270
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,344
- Let's go!
Come on!
271
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:51,793
- Huh?
272
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:54,000
Hey, what's the hold up
in there?
273
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:57,068
You're acting like you've never
cooked a Krabby Patty before.
274
00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:59,551
[bell rings]
- Yeah, Dad, that's because
275
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,724
I never have cooked
a Krabby Patty before.
276
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,655
Why are you making me do this?
277
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,931
- Because today is bring--
278
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,379
I mean, put your daughter
to work day.
279
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:14,724
Besides, SpongeBob is busy deep
cleaning the barrel chairs.
280
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,758
- [hums]
281
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,793
- Uh, do you mind?
282
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,344
- Oh, no, not at all.
283
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:23,034
[whistles]
- [groans]
284
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:25,068
- Here's your food or whatever.
285
00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,965
Oh, hi, SpongeBob.
- Hi, Pearl.
286
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:31,275
Isn't this just
the best job ever?
287
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,620
[grunts]
288
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:37,241
[gasps]
Hmm.
289
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,551
- How do, SpongeBob!
- [screams]
290
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,034
- Narlene.
291
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:42,758
Hey, where's your brother,
Nobby?
292
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,827
- [groans]
293
00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,379
- Ma'am.
294
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:49,965
- Me and Nobby was just
on our way to the big city,
295
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,965
so we thought we'd take you up
296
00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:54,551
on your offer
to show us the sights.
297
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,689
- Ooh, I'd love to.
298
00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:59,275
We can say hi
to my favorite fire hydrant
299
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,034
and then we can see the old man
that feeds the clams
300
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:04,620
and then--no.
301
00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:07,689
I can't abandon
these lovely people.
302
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,827
all: [chewing and burping]
303
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:13,620
- Ooh, then why don't
I show you around the big city?
304
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,793
I don't care about
these people.
305
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,620
- Little Pearly's gonna
take us on an adventure?
306
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:20,068
Hot dippity!
307
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,000
- Anything to get out
of this place.
308
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,241
It'll be a whale's day out.
309
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:27,275
- [grunts]
Hard day's work.
310
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:30,413
[grunts]
- [groans]
311
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:32,551
- Nobby says
he's fixing to stay
312
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,655
and help SpongeBob
with the hungry folk.
313
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:38,758
So, Pearl, looks like
we got ourselves a deal.
314
00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:40,137
[hocks, spits]
315
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,551
- Okay.
- This'll be great.
316
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,793
Two whale gals reconnoitering
the big city together.
317
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:50,896
- If we want to do that
"noitering" thing in the city,
318
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:53,724
I'll need an advance
on my allowance.
319
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,586
Oh, Daddy!
320
00:13:57,172 --> 00:14:00,310
- [groans]
All right, here you go.
321
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,862
- Ugh, Dad, we can't have
a whale's day out
322
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,793
with your balsa wood card.
323
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:08,137
We need the diamond unlimited!
324
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:10,241
- My diamond.
325
00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:13,689
[horn honks]
- I never took a Scuber before,
326
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,793
but it sure is
mighty convenient.
327
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:18,551
'Preciate the lift.
[grunts]
328
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,068
Huh?
329
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,689
I'll be!
330
00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:25,517
These city streets is paved
with chewing candy.
331
00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:28,931
[grunts]
I'm saving you as a souvenir.
332
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,379
Ah.
333
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,103
Ah!
334
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,724
[grunting]
335
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:36,103
Mm.
336
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,137
Ah!
Tasty.
337
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,068
- Uh, the city also has
338
00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:42,655
a lot of things in it
that aren't gross.
339
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:44,103
- Really?
340
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,482
Oh,
like these fancy shacks here?
341
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:50,620
- Yeah, these are skyscrapers.
342
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,586
- And that?
343
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,862
- That's public transportation.
344
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,206
- Ow.
345
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,172
[jackhammer rattling]
- What's he doing?
346
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:01,827
- Street construction!
347
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,482
- [laughs]
348
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,827
- [groans]
Ooh.
349
00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:11,275
Why, it's like
walking through a TV show.
350
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,275
- Phew.
Ah.
351
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:16,931
[timer beeping]
Huh?
352
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,206
Uh-oh, the fries.
If only I could reach them.
353
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,137
- [yelping, grunting]
354
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:27,310
- Oh.
355
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,137
Wow. Thanks, Nobby.
356
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,586
Now if only the condiments
were closer.
357
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,896
- [grunts] Here you go.
- Ah.
358
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:36,724
- [babbling]
- [laughs]
359
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:40,103
Too bad the bun rack is
on the other side of the room.
360
00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:45,448
Oh, yeah!
This is what I call fast food!
361
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:51,137
- This is my favorite
department store
362
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:54,172
and, like,
the heart of the big city.
363
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:55,689
Upturn's.
364
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:58,655
[energetic music]
365
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:02,068
♪ ♪
366
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,931
- Whoa.
367
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,206
Huh?
368
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,137
Ooh!
369
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:11,344
- [groaning]
370
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:14,068
- These here automatic doors
sure is frilly,
371
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:18,931
but we hill folk do things
a little more polite-like.
372
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,068
[grunts]
Right this way, sir.
373
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:23,206
- [groans]
374
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,379
- Excuse me!
375
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:29,482
What do you think you're doing?
376
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:32,827
- Uh, holding the door.
Here, you try.
377
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:36,827
- [groans]
- Narlene, that's Lady Upturn.
378
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,034
- [groans, huffs]
379
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,551
- [laughs]
I'm so sorry.
380
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:45,137
She's new in town,
but we'll be good shoppers.
381
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:48,344
I swear.
- Hmm, yes.
382
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:52,448
All right, carry on,
my little consumerists.
383
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:56,586
But here at Upturn's,
we take shopping seriously.
384
00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:57,862
both: Okay.
385
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,931
- Welcome to
the perfume department.
386
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,896
[sweeping music]
387
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:10,068
♪ ♪
388
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:11,620
- [grunts]
389
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:16,275
[coughs and sneezes]
390
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:17,862
Phew-wee!
391
00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:20,655
I think something
done died up in here.
392
00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:23,344
- Died and went to heaven!
393
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:26,448
Yeah!
[laughing]
394
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,310
[sighs]
395
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:32,448
Ambergris.
[laughs]
396
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:34,310
- I--
[chokes]
397
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,310
[yelping]
398
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:38,172
Why, you!
399
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:39,896
- Yes?
400
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:41,655
- What's your problem?
401
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:45,103
- I've got a cleanup
on aisle you.
402
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,620
Perhaps another sample spritz?
403
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:51,068
- Sorry, but I ain't too
'ticular about that stench.
404
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,275
- Really.
405
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:55,620
- Besides, I carry my own
signature stink.
406
00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:58,551
- Huh?
- Toadstool tang.
407
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,689
[laughs]
Wa-hoo!
408
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,344
- My nose!
409
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,137
The horrible stench!
410
00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:09,034
- [coughs]
- [groans]
411
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,517
[all screaming]
412
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,793
- Come on, we better cheese it!
413
00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:18,379
What do you think
about this cool dress?
414
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:21,965
- I don't know.
It's kind of constricting.
415
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,206
both: [laughs]
416
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,000
- Attention,
Upturn's shoppers.
417
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,931
There's a sale
in the shoe department.
418
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,275
Tenth floor.
- [gasps] Come on!
419
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,896
- Whoa!
420
00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,689
[elevator dinging]
421
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,482
- Whoa.
[elevator dings]
422
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:37,965
- No way.
So many shoes!
423
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,000
[laughs]
424
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,034
- Huh?
425
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:45,000
[gasps]
426
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:46,482
- [sighs]
427
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,793
- [gasps]
- [laughs]
428
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,689
- Uh, no offense, Pearly girl,
429
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,758
but my feet
don't cotton much to shoes.
430
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:57,517
- As the saying goes,
there's a tiny shoe
431
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,965
for every giant foot.
- Whoa!
432
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:01,448
- May I?
433
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,793
- Well, if the shoe fits.
434
00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,862
[sniffing]
435
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:09,586
[growling]
436
00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:12,206
- You slaughtered my stiletto!
437
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:14,379
- Sorry.
I told you.
438
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:16,620
- Wait a minute.
I know you two.
439
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,724
You're those hooligans!
440
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,413
It's those wily whales.
441
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,586
Code red!
442
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,551
[alarm blaring]
443
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:28,034
[elevator dings]
both: [grunting]
444
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:31,034
- [laughs and grunts]
445
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,689
[soldiers grunting]
446
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,482
- Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
- Ha!
447
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:36,034
- Hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
448
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:38,034
[dramatic music]
449
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,413
- Ah!
450
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,758
- Lady Upturn!
Sorry.
451
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,310
Narlene and I
were just having some fun.
452
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:45,586
- Fun?
453
00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:48,965
Shopping is
not supposed to be fun.
454
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:50,448
Fortunately for me,
455
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:53,620
you'll never
be shopping here again!
456
00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:56,896
- But I had
the diamond unlimited card.
457
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,482
[cries]
458
00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,931
all: Hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut.
459
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,862
- Come on, let's get.
- Ah!
460
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:05,482
- [grunts]
461
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:08,586
[mellow music playing]
462
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:11,517
[elevator dings]
both: [panting]
463
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,896
Whoa!
[elevator dings]
464
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,862
all: Hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
465
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:19,068
- You, young ladies,
do not belong here,
466
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,000
especially her.
467
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,206
- Huh?
468
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:24,241
- So what if my friend
doesn't do things
469
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,000
the way city people do?
470
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:29,758
At least she's not
a stuck-up snob like you.
471
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,655
- Oh!
- Besides.
472
00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:33,482
- Mm.
- we cetacean sisters
473
00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:35,206
always stick together.
474
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,896
- [yelps, grunts]
475
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:41,206
Ah! Ah.
476
00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:42,551
- [grunts, heaves]
477
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,275
[all grunt]
478
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,413
- Oh!
- [grunting]
479
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:48,551
- Yee-haw!
- Hey!
480
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,448
- [blowing whistle]
481
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,172
- Ha-ha, whoa.
482
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:54,758
[all grunting]
483
00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:56,896
- [grunts]
484
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,896
[laughs]
485
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:02,103
[screams]
all: Hut, hut, hut, hut.
486
00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:05,275
- Diamond unlimited!
487
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:08,310
[screams]
488
00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:10,931
[playful music]
489
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,482
I've got it.
490
00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:16,379
♪ ♪
491
00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,689
both: [groans]
492
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:21,896
Huh? Ah!
- [yelps]
493
00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:24,103
- [babbling]
494
00:21:24,172 --> 00:21:26,034
My bad.
495
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,000
- [whistles]
496
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,931
- [yells]
- Aw!
497
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,068
- [grunts]
498
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:35,137
- Looks like
they worked you like a horse.
499
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,965
- Yeah.
- Aw.
500
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:39,655
Oh.
- [whinnies]
501
00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:40,965
both: [laughs]
502
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,103
- Thanks for
the whale's day out, Pearl,
503
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:46,068
but the big city's
more trouble than it's worth.
504
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:49,586
Next time, you're coming
to the countryside.
505
00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:52,241
- [laughs]
- Yeah, let's do that sometime.
506
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,965
Yee-haw!
[laughs]
507
00:21:56,620 --> 00:22:01,689
- Pearl, what's the deal with
all these charges at Upturn's?
508
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,000
- Why wait?
509
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:05,655
Let's go to the countryside
right now.
510
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,862
[upbeat western music]
511
00:22:08,931 --> 00:22:11,137
Goodbye, Daddy!
See you real soon.
512
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,275
- Sooner than you think!
- [screams]
513
00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:14,448
Wait, wait!
514
00:22:14,517 --> 00:22:15,379
Where do you think
you're going?
515
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:17,344
You can't go away now!
516
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:20,137
- Hello?
Anybody there?
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