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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:10,482 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,103 all: Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,620 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,689 --> 00:00:15,724 all: Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,793 --> 00:00:18,724 - ♪ Ohh... ♪ 6 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:20,758 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:22,827 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,655 - ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,586 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,793 - ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,862 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,758 - ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,758 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 14 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,551 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,862 SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:40,793 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:42,103 - SpongeBob 18 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,965 SquarePants! 19 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,689 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,758 --> 00:00:48,965 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:50,413 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:53,034 --> 00:00:55,965 [ukulele music] 23 00:00:56,034 --> 00:01:03,206 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:06,103 - I'm Karen, the Blue Fairy. 25 00:01:06,172 --> 00:01:10,137 And this tale lacks class, for it's the story of... 26 00:01:10,206 --> 00:01:12,206 [mystical chiming] 27 00:01:12,275 --> 00:01:15,793 "The Big Bad Bubble Bass." 28 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,827 [gentle music] 29 00:01:17,896 --> 00:01:21,310 - [snoring] 30 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:22,413 [clock ticking] 31 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:25,275 - Evil! Evil! [alarm ringing] 32 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:26,275 - Hmm. 33 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:28,551 [yelps] 34 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:29,413 [groans] 35 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,931 Oh, rapturous day! 36 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,448 Today my collection will be completed. 37 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:37,931 At long last, Pigulon, 38 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,517 leader of the Swine Force 3 Action Team, will be mine. 39 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:45,344 And I know just what to wear. 40 00:01:45,413 --> 00:01:46,413 Ah. [wolf howling] 41 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,862 Behold, Wolfman Boy, 42 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:52,241 mortal enemy of the Swine Force 3. 43 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:56,172 [chuckling] 44 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,551 [groans] 45 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:58,586 [growls] 46 00:01:58,655 --> 00:02:01,896 [grunting] 47 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:05,620 Ohh! 48 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:08,068 - Hours later, as the story goes, 49 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:11,413 Bubble Bass arrived still adjusting his clothes. 50 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,137 - [laughs] Hmm? 51 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:16,827 [buzzer blares] Sold out? 52 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,448 Sorry? 53 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:20,517 Not really? 54 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:23,172 Oh, this can't be happening! 55 00:02:23,241 --> 00:02:26,793 Without Pigulon my life is over. 56 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:28,551 [sobbing] 57 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,034 - Oh, boy, Patrick. 58 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:32,827 I can't believe we got the very last Pigulon. 59 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:38,034 - Yeah. Let's play with him. 60 00:02:38,103 --> 00:02:40,758 - Ahh! 61 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,413 Not Pigulon's precious packaging. 62 00:02:43,482 --> 00:02:45,517 There goes half his value! 63 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,931 - Hmm. [chuckles] 64 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,241 It's a good scratcher. 65 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:53,000 - Ugh. 66 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,413 There goes the other half. 67 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:55,965 This cannot stand. 68 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:57,655 I must liberate Pigulon 69 00:02:57,724 --> 00:03:00,827 from the clutches of those buffoons. 70 00:03:00,896 --> 00:03:01,862 [growls] 71 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,172 - [chuckling] 72 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,241 - Pardon me, good sirs. 73 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,862 I couldn't help but notice your Pigulon action figure. 74 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:12,931 Might I buy, trade, or swindle him from you? 75 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,344 - Oh, he's all yours, Bubble Bass. 76 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:16,896 Anything for a friend. 77 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:17,931 - [gasps] 78 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,103 - Hey, wait! 79 00:03:19,172 --> 00:03:21,137 I wanna play with the pig man. 80 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:22,448 He's mine too! 81 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:24,689 - Oh, sorry. I forgot. 82 00:03:24,758 --> 00:03:27,482 Patrick and I both chipped in to buy Pigulon. 83 00:03:27,551 --> 00:03:29,103 Welp, see you later. 84 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:32,275 [laughter] 85 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:34,310 - By the gods of nerd-dom 86 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:37,172 I will acquire that Pigulon. 87 00:03:37,241 --> 00:03:38,827 No matter what! 88 00:03:38,896 --> 00:03:42,448 - So Bubble Bass plotted, his courage he'd found, 89 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:45,448 as he ranted and raved with no one around. 90 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,482 - Be gone, vile machine! - Uh-oh! 91 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:51,482 - I have a toy to rescue. 92 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,758 [doorbell rings] 93 00:03:52,827 --> 00:03:55,310 - Oh, hello, mysterious stranger. 94 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:57,103 How may I help you? 95 00:03:57,172 --> 00:03:58,724 - The Toy Inspector. 96 00:03:58,793 --> 00:04:00,931 I'll have to take any dangerous toys 97 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,517 found on your premises back to the station for questioning. 98 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:06,241 - Dangerous toys? 99 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:07,896 [gasps] 100 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:11,068 You better come in right away! - Uh. 101 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:13,172 - [gasping] 102 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:15,000 - Yes, now where do you keep 103 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:17,862 your meager allotment of playthings? 104 00:04:17,931 --> 00:04:19,482 - Oh, over here in the vault. 105 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,206 - Uh, vault? 106 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:23,827 [keypad beeping] 107 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:26,000 - Ahh. 108 00:04:27,413 --> 00:04:29,551 [groans] 109 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,965 [light flute music] 110 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:33,000 [steam hissing] 111 00:04:33,068 --> 00:04:35,482 [vault rattling] 112 00:04:38,068 --> 00:04:39,655 - [groans] - Let's start, shall we? 113 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:41,586 We've got a lot of toys to get through. 114 00:04:41,655 --> 00:04:43,620 Luckily, I alphabetized them. 115 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:45,413 This is Aaron Aardvark. 116 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:47,310 Is he dangerous? 117 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,172 - Ow! 118 00:04:49,241 --> 00:04:50,724 No. 119 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,862 - This is Abbie Aardvark. 120 00:04:52,931 --> 00:04:55,448 Is she dangerous? 121 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:57,448 - Ouch! No. 122 00:04:57,517 --> 00:04:58,862 - This is Albert Aardvark. 123 00:04:58,931 --> 00:04:59,965 Is he dangerous? 124 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,965 - No. It's fine! 125 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:04,206 [groans] [flames crackling] 126 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,172 - And on to the Ps. 127 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,551 This is Porktastic Pigulon. 128 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:10,689 Is he dangerous? 129 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:12,620 - [gasps] Oh, yes! 130 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:13,862 He's very dang-- 131 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:15,862 - Oops! I went out of order. 132 00:05:15,931 --> 00:05:17,586 This is Perilous Percival. 133 00:05:17,655 --> 00:05:19,103 Is he dangerous? 134 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:20,241 - Uh... 135 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:23,379 ahh-ahh! 136 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,310 [fireworks booming] 137 00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:27,517 both: Ooh. 138 00:05:28,551 --> 00:05:30,448 [doorbell rings] 139 00:05:30,517 --> 00:05:31,931 - Yes, hello. 140 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,034 I'm a world-famous ghost hunter. 141 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,551 And I've detected a massive haunting 142 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,896 occurring within your domicile. 143 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:42,862 I'll have to scan your home to pinpoint the possessed item. 144 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:43,965 both: Ooh. 145 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:47,275 - Mm-hmm. Lots of ghost activity. 146 00:05:47,344 --> 00:05:48,310 - There is? 147 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,517 - Yes. 148 00:05:49,586 --> 00:05:50,827 Beep, beep, beep. 149 00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:52,482 [gasps] [both gasp] 150 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,551 - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 151 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,517 This is it! This item contains 152 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:58,241 a malevolent spirit! 153 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,965 both: Oh, no, not Pigulon! 154 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:02,482 - I'll have to take him back to the lab 155 00:06:02,551 --> 00:06:04,379 for spectral containment. 156 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,206 - [chuckles] No need. 157 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:09,241 - Yeah, we'll banish that ghost for you right here! 158 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:11,655 both: Alsi kun-sushi 159 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:14,310 ilani amshiti! 160 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:18,551 Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti! 161 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:21,206 Alsi ku nushi ilani! - [roars] 162 00:06:21,275 --> 00:06:22,620 - [gasps] 163 00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:27,275 - Who dares banish me from this plane? 164 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:28,965 - He started it. 165 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:30,034 [roars] 166 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:31,551 - [screams] No, no, no! 167 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:35,000 No, no! 168 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:38,206 - Yay, Pigulon is saved! - Hee-hee! 169 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:45,068 - [grumbling] 170 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,275 ScumBob! Putrick! 171 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:50,517 You blithering fools better hand over Pigulon 172 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:55,241 or I'll chug, and I'll glug, and I'll belch your house down! 173 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:58,793 [growls] - Nobody's home. 174 00:06:58,862 --> 00:07:00,896 - Hmm? [growls] 175 00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:04,758 Time for some Fizz Bomb burp fuel. 176 00:07:08,482 --> 00:07:10,344 [inhales deeply] 177 00:07:10,413 --> 00:07:13,172 [belches] 178 00:07:13,241 --> 00:07:15,551 - Ooh. 179 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,724 - Meow. 180 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:21,344 [both screaming] 181 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:23,655 - I said hand over Pigulon, 182 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:28,586 or I'll chug, and I'll glug, and I'll belch your house down. 183 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:31,103 Again! - Good luck. 184 00:07:31,172 --> 00:07:35,448 I built this rock entirely out of rock. 185 00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:37,344 [raspberries] 186 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,724 - [grumbles] 187 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,137 Let's turn up the heat. 188 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:47,413 [belches] 189 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:49,413 [both groan] 190 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:52,586 - They just don't make rocks the way they used to. 191 00:07:52,655 --> 00:07:54,172 [both screaming] 192 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,655 - Squidward, Squidward! - Squid, Squid! 193 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:56,758 - Let us in! Come on! - Squid, Squid! 194 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:58,758 - Not interested. - Waa! 195 00:07:58,827 --> 00:08:00,931 - [groans] Whoa. 196 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,793 - Oh, oh! - [groans] 197 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,310 - Argh! Hey. 198 00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:07,896 What part of "not interested" don't you understand? 199 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,551 - Pardon me, Squidward. 200 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,586 I'm going to need that Pigulon doll 201 00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:13,586 within your residence. - Argh. 202 00:08:13,655 --> 00:08:16,379 I said not interested! 203 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:17,655 - [whimpers] 204 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:20,620 Then I'll chug, and I'll glug, 205 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:23,655 and I'll belch your house down too! 206 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:26,344 [boatmobile beeps] 207 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:28,379 [gulps] 208 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:37,551 [belches] 209 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:38,724 Huh? 210 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:41,689 [belches] 211 00:08:41,758 --> 00:08:43,310 Huh? 212 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:45,965 [belches] 213 00:08:46,034 --> 00:08:48,689 [sighs] Oh, oh. 214 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:50,448 I don't understand. 215 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:52,758 Those burps should have rendered his home 216 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:55,344 into stinky vapors. 217 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:56,896 - Sorry, Bubble Bass. 218 00:08:56,965 --> 00:09:00,034 I just had my house SpongeBob-proofed. 219 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:02,241 [laughs] 220 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:05,241 - [babbling] 221 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,379 - Hmm. 222 00:09:06,448 --> 00:09:08,103 - [groans] 223 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,586 - With his belching now foiled, 224 00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:14,068 he had but one plan, 225 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:19,137 fun home to his mommy and cry like a man. 226 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:23,000 He wept like a fountain and lied to the ma'am. 227 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:28,862 Those boys were the bullies, and he her sweet lamb. 228 00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:30,896 His mother was livid. 229 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:33,344 She screamed, and she spat, 230 00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:39,275 "No villain should take her son's toy like that." 231 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:43,965 - [sobbing] 232 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:45,689 - I am so disappointed. 233 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:49,206 You should be belching at a tenth-grade level by now. 234 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:52,310 Let Mama show you how it's done. 235 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,655 - Here, Mother. 236 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:57,344 - Oh, I don't need that stuff. 237 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:00,172 [inhales deeply] 238 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:01,517 [belches] 239 00:10:01,586 --> 00:10:04,931 all: Ahh! 240 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,137 [loud explosion] 241 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:10,586 [breezy upbeat music] 242 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:14,689 - [groaning] 243 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:19,103 - You boys had better give my Bubble Bass his toy back. 244 00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:22,379 - B--but it's our toy. 245 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:23,965 - I have the receipt. 246 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,793 - Hmm. [gasps] 247 00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:28,517 Hmm, Bubble Bass! 248 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,862 - M-M-Mama, th-th-that receipt must be a forgery. 249 00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:34,172 - [inhales] 250 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:36,275 - No, Mama. Please! 251 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,793 I was just trying to-- - [belches] 252 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,724 - [gasps, screams] 253 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,517 [whimpering] 254 00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:45,620 [sobbing] 255 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,689 - Hey, hey, don't cry. 256 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,931 We got something that might cheer you up. 257 00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:53,241 - You do? 258 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,586 - Patrick and I want you to have Pigulon. 259 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,586 - [gasps] Oh, joy! 260 00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:58,827 [laughs] Gimme, gimme, gimme. 261 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:02,655 - Ha, here you go. - [laughs] 262 00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,413 - I know you'll love him. 263 00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:08,482 We sure had fun playing with him. 264 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:14,172 - [sobbing] 265 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:19,310 - Well, Bubble Bass won, so he told himself 266 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:23,862 as he ran home to put his new doll on the shelf. 267 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:27,241 Squidward was forced to rebuild alone. 268 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:31,137 His insurance won't cover belch damage to home. 269 00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:34,482 - [growls] Hey, your fairy tale did this! 270 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:35,551 Get outta here! 271 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,827 - Ahh! Farewell! 272 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,586 Until next story time! 273 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,344 - Ahh! 274 00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:41,379 Hmm? 275 00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:47,482 [upbeat music] 276 00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:54,689 ♪ ♪ 277 00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:58,068 - Oh, we had some good times, Trashy. 278 00:11:58,137 --> 00:11:59,482 But you're gonna love the dump. 279 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:02,517 You'll make so many trashy new friends. 280 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:03,793 Ooh. 281 00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:05,241 [laughs] 282 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 [grunts] 283 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,413 I'm gonna miss you. 284 00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:12,448 Huh? 285 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,724 - [humming] 286 00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:15,310 - Hi, Mrs. Puff! 287 00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:16,137 - Ah! 288 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,206 I'm not here! 289 00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:20,551 - Oops, my mistake. 290 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,758 Hi, Plankton! 291 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:22,965 Hi, Bubble Bass! 292 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,000 Hi, Mr. Mailman! 293 00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:26,793 [together] We're not here. 294 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:30,517 - Huh, maybe I need glasses. 295 00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:31,827 [hums] 296 00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:34,517 [knocking] 297 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,379 - Fellow sponge sufferers, 298 00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:45,724 the 431st We Hate SpongeBob Club 299 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,551 will now come to order. 300 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,344 And now our motto... 301 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:52,689 all: We don't mean SpongeBob any harm. 302 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:55,620 We just can't stand him. 303 00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:59,000 - Does anyone have any new sponge-pain 304 00:12:59,068 --> 00:13:00,620 they would like to share? 305 00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,551 - How much time do you have? - I do! 306 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,068 - Oh, yes, I do. - I have to unwrap my package 307 00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:05,068 of pain. - [laughing] 308 00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:07,103 - Huh? Hold that agony. 309 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:09,379 - Hello, Squidward! 310 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:10,586 - Proceed. 311 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:14,586 - Ahem, I have some misfortune to share. 312 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,551 - The chair recognizes sufferer Puff. 313 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:21,655 Please receive the Speaking Sponge. 314 00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:24,379 - It all began last week. both: ♪ La-la-la ♪ 315 00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:27,758 - I was enjoying one of my favorite things, 316 00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:31,206 awarding a student their driver's license. 317 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,758 You've passed your driver's exam, Bertie. 318 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:36,482 - [gasps] - Congratulations. 319 00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:39,896 - I couldn't have done it without you, Mrs. Puff. 320 00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:42,724 [laughs] I bet you can teach anyone. 321 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,068 - [laughs] Oh. 322 00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:46,655 Hmm? - [cackling] 323 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,827 - Almost anyone. 324 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,517 - Nice license. - [whimpers] 325 00:13:50,586 --> 00:13:52,344 - Can I touch it? 326 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:54,724 [laughs] - Ew, gross! 327 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,379 [straining] 328 00:13:56,448 --> 00:13:57,620 Ow! [loud crash] 329 00:13:57,689 --> 00:14:00,068 - Well, looks like you have an opening 330 00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:02,931 in your schedule, Mrs. Puff. 331 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,517 - I tried to leave, 332 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:08,034 but we all know there is no escape from... 333 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,620 [whimpers] 334 00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:12,965 SpongeBob. 335 00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:15,965 - [cackling] 336 00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,482 [tires squealing] 337 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,655 [engine revving] 338 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:20,862 - Ah! Ooh. 339 00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,965 - Accelerate safely into traffic. 340 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,931 [engine roars] 341 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,137 Now for a 360-point turn! 342 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:30,586 [cackling] 343 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:31,620 Ahh! 344 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:32,620 [tires screeching] 345 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:35,448 Oops. Almost ran a stop sign. 346 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,862 Whoa! 347 00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,517 - Ohh-ohh-ohh! 348 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,655 Ahh! 349 00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:42,137 Oof. 350 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:46,103 SpongeBob destroyed my beautiful school. 351 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,689 Just like last week! 352 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,103 [sobbing] 353 00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:51,379 - It's okay. 354 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,413 We're here for you. 355 00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:55,931 Who would like to share next? 356 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,275 - I would. 357 00:14:57,344 --> 00:15:00,103 I'd like to share a hug. 358 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:03,103 - Looks like you could use a stamp! 359 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,758 - I believe that I am next 360 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,379 in the roundelay. 361 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,448 My speaking sponge, please. 362 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,793 Hmm. 363 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:15,482 I was at the Krusty Krab to grab a light snack 364 00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:18,000 between first and second lunch. 365 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,482 - Order up, oh, valued customer. 366 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:25,000 - Ah, finally sustenance for my starving stomach. 367 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:27,862 - I hope it's perfect. 368 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:29,137 - Ahh... 369 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,413 - [gasps] - Huh? 370 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:34,275 - It's not perfect! 371 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,965 It's too greasy! 372 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,758 - [groans] Hmm. 373 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:42,000 - And this fry isn't greasy enough! 374 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,689 - Try as I might-- [coughs] 375 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:47,517 SpongeBob would not let me consume a single calorie. 376 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:51,137 I tried to take a sip of soda to slake my thirst. 377 00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:52,655 - [gasps] 378 00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,034 [dramatic music] 379 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,000 - [slurping] 380 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:57,310 - Bleh. 381 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:01,655 - Not fizzy enough! 382 00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,758 - [growls] 383 00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:07,103 That perforated pest wouldn't let me taste a morsel 384 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,517 of Krabby Patty. 385 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:10,310 Ahh! 386 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,758 Give me back my patty, you festering fusspot! 387 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,551 - [gasps] I can't. 388 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,655 - [growls] 389 00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:20,931 - [panting] The sesame seeds are misaligned, 390 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,310 and the lettuce has too many wrinkles! 391 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,965 The tomato has lost its sheen! 392 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:31,206 - Let me eat, you insufferable interrupter! 393 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,965 Victory is mine! 394 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,551 [gulps] 395 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,034 [cackling] 396 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,275 - [groans] 397 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,896 - A-ooga! 398 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:45,551 - [cackling] 399 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,896 [munching] 400 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,448 A tad spongy, but not bad. 401 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,655 [stomach rumbles] Ooh. 402 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:55,931 That fry cook has given me a slight case of... 403 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,620 [gulps] indigestion. 404 00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,931 [stomach rumbles] 405 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,896 Oh. - [grunting] 406 00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:08,137 I shall let no customer eat a less-than-perfect patty. 407 00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,034 Oh. 408 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:12,137 Ahh. 409 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,068 I forgot my hat. 410 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:18,655 - Ahh! 411 00:17:18,724 --> 00:17:20,068 [gulps] 412 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:24,172 That squishy simpleton left my navel in knots. 413 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:28,172 - [grunting] You call that suffering? 414 00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:31,413 I'll tell you a truly terrifying tale. 415 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:35,000 It was a dark and spongy night. 416 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,517 I was working peacefully in my lab 417 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:42,344 on my newest invention to, uh, help fishkind? 418 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,862 Yeah, that's it. 419 00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:49,241 Yes, my terrible toilet paper will wipe Bikini Bottom 420 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,000 off the face of the ocean! 421 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:53,724 [laughs] Plus it's quilted. 422 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,241 [cackling] 423 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:57,724 - [laughing] - Huh? 424 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,827 Eh. [cackling] 425 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,379 - [laughing] 426 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:08,655 - Why does something always ruin a good evil laugh? 427 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,965 - [laughing] - Huh? 428 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:15,103 But then I saw it. 429 00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:19,034 A wild SpongeBob had gotten into my lab. 430 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,310 - [cawing] 431 00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:21,827 - Karen! 432 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,655 It got in again! 433 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,896 - Did you leave the window open again? 434 00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:32,586 - [cawing] 435 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,655 - Ah! It's in my mainframe! 436 00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:37,137 - [squawks] - Oh, you dirty bird. 437 00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:38,793 Get down from there! Git! 438 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,172 - [cawing] 439 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:43,344 - [groaning] 440 00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,206 - [squawks] 441 00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,310 Ahh! 442 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,137 - Come on, Lazybones. 443 00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:51,413 Sweep it out the door. 444 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:53,275 - [groaning] 445 00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:56,724 - [babbling] 446 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,275 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Ahh! 447 00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:04,137 Whoa-oh-oh! 448 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:05,310 - Ah! 449 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,137 [both groan] 450 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:08,931 - [laughing] 451 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,310 - [straining] 452 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,172 He's locked us out! 453 00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:15,310 [sobbing] 454 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,275 [thunder booming] 455 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,172 - So if you hear that horrible sound 456 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:23,000 of a SpongeBob, just run. 457 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,275 [groans] 458 00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,275 [muffled] Run for your lives. 459 00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:27,344 - [babbling] [all gasp] 460 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,517 - Calm down. 461 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:33,137 My AC is just acting up again. 462 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,758 - Whew. - Thank Neptune. 463 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,413 - You think you all have it bad? 464 00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:42,310 Wait until you hear my tale of spongy terror 465 00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:44,482 in real time. 466 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,275 Three, two, one. 467 00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:48,310 [doorbell rings] Hmm. 468 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,965 He had arrived. 469 00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:52,379 [eerie music] 470 00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:53,655 all: Huh? 471 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,620 - But there was no one there. 472 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:58,310 Perhaps it was nothing. 473 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:03,103 Or was SpongeBob already in the house? 474 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:04,551 ♪ ♪ 475 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,724 - Could I borrow a cup of saltwater? 476 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,034 - [sighs] 477 00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:10,241 Here. 478 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,241 Of course, the saltwater was just a ruse 479 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:16,724 to come inside uninvited. 480 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,000 - Ooh. [all gasp] 481 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,517 Are you having a party? 482 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,275 - Naturally, SpongeBob lost no time 483 00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:24,931 annoying everyone in the room. 484 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,103 - Hi, Mrs. Puff. 485 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,896 I can't wait until my next lesson. 486 00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,655 - Eww. 487 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:32,586 - Mailman, I gotta tell ya, 488 00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:35,586 every package from you is a special delivery. 489 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,068 Let's catch up soon, huh? 490 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:39,689 - [groans] - Looking fit, Bubble Bass. 491 00:20:39,758 --> 00:20:43,034 Been pumping the iron, huh? 492 00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:45,827 And, Plankton, has anyone ever told you 493 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,862 that you have the loveliest eye? 494 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:50,931 - Of course, if SpongeBob was around, 495 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:57,000 his pointy pink pal couldn't be far behind. 496 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,068 - Ah. 497 00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,275 You're out of punch. 498 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:00,655 - [growls] 499 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,586 - Don't worry, Squidward. I'll mix up a batch 500 00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:04,275 of my special pineapple punch. 501 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:06,068 - [growls] 502 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,551 - It's homemade. 503 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,448 Made out of the walls of my home. 504 00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:12,344 [laughs] 505 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:15,896 - Oof! 506 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:18,931 And no SpongeBob story would be complete 507 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,586 without him destroying something. 508 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,379 - I've got pineapple punch! 509 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,172 Whoa! 510 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:29,482 [electricity crackling] 511 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:32,275 [all screaming] 512 00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:36,448 - Oops. 513 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,275 - The end. 514 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:44,137 [siren wailing] 515 00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:47,379 - Where are we gonna finish our club meeting now? 516 00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:48,758 - Ahem. 517 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:53,413 I know a place you could have your meeting. 518 00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:56,482 [all groan] 519 00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:58,586 - Who's ready for hors d'oeuvres? 520 00:21:58,655 --> 00:21:59,793 Watch out for the-- 521 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:02,275 - [gulps] 522 00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:04,000 - Toothpicks. - Phooey. 523 00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:06,586 We're all out of speaking sponges. 524 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:08,551 - Oh, no, you're not. 525 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,275 There's one left. 526 00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:14,551 [babbling] 527 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,344 - And I was... [coughs] 528 00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:18,517 Coughing up his mail for weeks. 529 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:20,379 [coughs] 530 00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:23,344 [breezy upbeat music] 531 00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:24,827 ♪ ♪ 532 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:26,896 - I declare this meeting 533 00:22:26,965 --> 00:22:31,310 of the We Hate SpongeBob Club adjourned. 534 00:22:31,379 --> 00:22:32,413 Bang. 535 00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,758 [groans] 33657

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