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♪ ♪
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- Ooh, I love it when
me two best gals become
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me two best paying customers.
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Sit tight.
Lunch is almost ready.
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- Order up!
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- Uh...
- Oh!
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- Let me get
a southwestern patty,
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heavy on the south.
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No, wait!Uh...
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- [laughs]
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[exclaiming]
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- Ooh, feels like Mrs. Puff!
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Hi, Mrs. Puff.
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[laughs]
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- Ugh.
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Remember, SpongeBob, we agreed:
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outside of class,
we don't know each other.
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- Oh, yeah!
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Well, here's your Krabby Patty,
mysterious lady.
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[popping]
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[squirts, pops]
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"Eye" hope you enjoy your meal.
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[laughs]
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[ominous music]
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- [gasps]
The health inspector?
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But I already bribed him
this year.
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[device beeps]
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Just as I feared.
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Someone in this restaurant is
infected
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with the highly contagious
clam flu.
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You're all under quarantine.
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[device pings]
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Hmm.
Hmm.
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[all yelling]
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- [grunting]
- Ahh!
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[yelling]
Oh!
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- [grunts]
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[panting]
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- [sobbing]
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- [panting]
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- [grunting]
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Wait.
What's a "corn-a-bean"?
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- A quarantine is like
a mandatory sleepover,
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and we're all invited.
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both: Sleepover!
Sleepover!
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[air horn blares]
[both shriek]
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- A quarantine means
you're locked in here
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with a sick person until
we're all sick and miserable.
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- [gasping]
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[grunts]
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Well, I'm aborting
Operation Soda Jerk.
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Communicable diseases are
my cue to leave.
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
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Quarantine, shmorantine.
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I'm the great--ahh!
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- Breach contained!
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Good work.
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- [moaning]
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- [gulps]
Maybe we should stay inside.
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- But I have to cheer
at the big game tomorrow.
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Everyone's gonna laugh at me
if I get sick and die first.
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- Oh, not to worry,
me massive, little angel.
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We'll just do what we did
in me old navy days.
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- Ooh, old navy days.
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- You see, first,
we found the sicko,
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and then we just locked 'em
in the freezer-o.
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With the infected sailor
isolated,
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the rest of us could
enjoy ourselves,
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certain of our continued
good health.
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[sighs]
Good times.
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- You let them out
of the freezer
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once they were better, right?
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- Huh?
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I suppose someone
let 'em out...eventually.
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Okay.
[laughs]
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Who's feeling queasy?
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Go ahead now, raise your hand.
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[crickets chirp]
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So that's how
you wanna play it, eh?
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Fine.
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I'll examine all of ya
for signs
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of the pestilence meself!
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- Oh, no!
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I am not letting any of you
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infected imbeciles near me.
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I'm--oh!
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- [grunts, sniffs]
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[sneezes]
[all whimper]
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- He's the sick one.
He belongs in the freezer!
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Get him!
- Ah!
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- Wait!
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I'll go willingly.
- [grunts]
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- I feel fine,
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but I don't wanna risk
infecting my friends.
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- Hmm?
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- Especially you, Squidward.
[smooches]
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- [yells, panting]
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[somber music]
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- All I ask is that
you remember me as I was,
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full of life--
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- Whew.
- No!
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- Oh, it sounds like
he's really suffering in there.
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Oh!
I can't bear to look.
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Can someone describe it to me?
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- All right, come on now.
Come on.
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Let the poor boy enjoy
his agony in peace.
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- Whoo!
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[laughing]
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Yow!
Oh!
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[laughs]
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Yeah!
Whee!
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Whoo!
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Ooh, ice cream.
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- Well, problem solved.
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Now we sit back and wait
for the all clear.
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- Hmm?
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Hey.
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- [licking]
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- Oh.
Ooh.
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[all sigh]
[Patrick laughs]
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Boy, I sure am feeling
under the leather.
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- It's "weather," you moron,
and--ah!
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Sweet Neptune!
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- [moaning]
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- The clam flu, it's spreading!
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Into the freezer with him!
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- [grunts]
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- Huh?
Hmm.
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[both laughing]
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[both grunt]
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- [squeals]
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- [sighs]
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We'll just have to be
more vigilant now.
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Anyone could be a carrier.
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- [hums]
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- Itchy skin!
He's got clam flu!
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- What?
No, no, I was just scratching.
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- Freezer!
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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- [huffing]
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[sighs]
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[yawns]
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- Freezer!
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- [yelling]
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- Heh, at least we know
we're safe now,
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me baby beluga.
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[strained laugh]
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- Oh, I just remembered.
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I didn't spend all your money
at the mall.
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Here's your change.
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- Change?
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- Oh,
the disease must have addled
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your tiny teenage mind!
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- Wait!
I take it back.
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There's still some shoes
I wanna buy!
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- [grunts]
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[dramatic music]
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[grunting]
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♪ ♪
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[cheerful music]
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- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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- So let me get this straight.
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Nobody in this freezer is
actually sick?
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- Never felt better.
- I'm fine.
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- Ice cream!
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- Well,
if no one's sick in here,
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then the sick person must be--
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- [gasps]
Daddy!
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Oh, no!
- There, there.
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Oh, ah, oh!
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- I say we bust out of here,
grab Krabs,
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and lock him away.
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- Oh, yeah!- Daddy!
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- Who's this now?
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- I don't know.
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Mr. Krabs didn't tell us
to question his orders.
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I'll just wait for him
to let me out.
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- You can't cook Krabby Patties
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if you're locked
in the freezer.
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- All right, let's put
this crab on ice.
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[all grunting]
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- [screams]
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You sickos are supposed to be
in the freezer!
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- You're the sicko!
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[grunts]
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[objects clang]
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- Stay away from me,
you sickos!
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- [yelps]
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[groans]
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- [panting]
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- For the good of all of us,
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you have to go
into the freezer.
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- Keep your filthy hands
off me,
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you infected ingrate.
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Oh, look.
Freedom!
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[laughs]
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- [grunts]
He's in the grease trap!
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- Well, someone's gonna have
to fish him out
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before he gets to the sewer
and infects the whole town!
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- Hey, I can help!
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[grunts]
- [gasps]
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[coughing]
- [grunting]
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- Patrick. Patrick!
- Huh?
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- There's full sized hatch
over here.
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- Well, what do you know?
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- [yelps]
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[gasps, coughs]
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Eugene, are you in here?
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- [gurgles]
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- [yells, coughs]
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- Ah!
Sicko germs!
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[coughs]
Ah!
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You can't catch me.
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I'm too healthy
for all you sickos!
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[laughs]
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- Daddy, stop!
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[all gasp]
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[snorts]
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[spits]
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- [grunts]
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- There's nowhere left to run.
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- I'm not licked yet!
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- Oh, yeah?
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[grunting]
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- [growls]
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[grunts]
- [yelps]
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Hey.
Hey!
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SpongeBob!
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- You'll never get me.
Ha-ha!
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- [grunts, coughs]
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- [yells]
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[both grunt]
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[yelling]
- [moaning]
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- [grunts]
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- [shrieks]
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[quirky music]
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- [yelping]
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- Ah!
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- I got him!
I got him!
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00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:18,433
- [yells, grunts]
246
00:09:18,502 --> 00:09:20,399
- Ah!
Oh!
247
00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:23,296
[all clamoring,
objects crashing]
248
00:09:27,089 --> 00:09:31,123
- [whistling]
249
00:09:31,192 --> 00:09:32,778
[hums]
250
00:09:32,847 --> 00:09:35,502
Hmm, hello?
Anyone here?
251
00:09:35,571 --> 00:09:36,985
[all groaning]
252
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,502
Ha, funny story,
253
00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:43,364
um, I was holding my equipment
upside down yesterday.
254
00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:46,192
[laughs]
Nobody was actually sick.
255
00:09:46,261 --> 00:09:47,916
Ha!
Oh, what a goof.
256
00:09:47,985 --> 00:09:51,468
Huh?
[all groaning]
257
00:09:51,537 --> 00:09:53,882
Oh, my Neptune.
258
00:09:54,778 --> 00:09:55,916
Grease gout.
259
00:09:55,985 --> 00:09:59,813
- [moans]
- Moldy measles!
260
00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:02,158
[suspenseful music]
261
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,399
- [groans]
262
00:10:04,468 --> 00:10:06,778
- Trash trichinosis!
263
00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:09,468
- [moans, coughing]
264
00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:11,502
- Dust bunny bronchitis!
265
00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:14,433
- [gasps, sneezes]
266
00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:17,709
- Polyester plague!
267
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,296
[gasps]
268
00:10:20,364 --> 00:10:23,330
- [retches, groans]
269
00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:26,123
- The whole shebang!
270
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,640
[yelps]
271
00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:30,296
They're all sick!
272
00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:33,123
Ultra-mega quarantine!
273
00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:34,468
- You heard him.
274
00:10:34,537 --> 00:10:38,330
Get this disease-ridden
cesspit out of here!
275
00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:40,675
Drop it somewhere safe,
276
00:10:40,744 --> 00:10:44,261
somewhere no one ever goes...
277
00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,537
[all moaning]
278
00:10:45,606 --> 00:10:46,916
- What the...?
279
00:10:46,985 --> 00:10:47,951
No!
280
00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,606
I don't wanna get sick too.
281
00:10:49,675 --> 00:10:51,502
Stay away!
No!
282
00:10:51,571 --> 00:10:53,399
[sneezes]
283
00:10:53,468 --> 00:10:59,330
Ah, barnacles.
284
00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:06,502
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