Original subtitles

[giggling]

- Ah!

[gulps]

Ah!

[belches]

How's that, Tina? [giggles]

- No, Timmy!

We want a hiccup!

Try this!

[chomping]

[firefighter's bell ringing]

both: [hiccups]

- Oh! - Whoa!

- Yes!

We have created the worst case of hiccups in history!

[laughs]

- This is gonna make a great prank!

[suspenseful music]

- [giggles]

♪ ♪

- [sneezes]

- [groans] - Aw!

- [whistling]

[giggles]

It tickles!

[hiccups]

What was that? [hiccups]

[hiccups]

[giggling]

[upbeat music]

- [whistles]

[hiccups]

[whistles]

[hiccups]

♪ ♪

[hiccups]

♪ ♪

[hiccups]

[whimpers]

[giggles]

[hiccups]

[hiccups]

Oh, yeah!

[hiccups]

That's it.

[hiccupping rapidly]

[squeals]

[hiccups]

Oh, no!

[hiccupping rapidly]

- SpongeBob, hurry up

with that--

order.

- [hiccupping rapidly]

- Mr. Krabs!

SpongeBob is up to more nonsense again!

[gasps]

- [growls]

Huh?

- [whimpers]

- Mmm!

[gags]

[Krabby Patties ricocheting]

- [sighs]

Two whole days without nonsense.

T'were a good run, Mr. Squidward.

But we both knew it couldn't last.

- [hiccups] - SpongeBob!

What shenanigans are you up to now?

- [hiccups]

[hiccups]

I think I'm coming-- [hiccups]

down with something, Mr. Kra--[hiccups]

- [chuckles]

You've just got a case of the hiccups, son!

- Are they dangerous?

- Of course not!

I have a foolproof hiccup cure,

using an old Navy trick!

- Old Navy trick?

Okay, go for it.

[suspenseful music]

- Boo.

- [screams]

Huh?

I'm cured! [giggles]

[hiccups rapidly]

- Ooh.

This might be a tougher case than I thought.

Why don't you go home and sleep it off?

- Oh, but I don't wanna go!

[hiccups]

- [grumbles]

Uh, sorry, boyo!

- Aw, stupid hiccups!

Hmm?

Hey, hey, they're gone!

[whistles]

- [hiccups]

Oh, hiccups.

Hiccups are nothing to an old Navy man like me.

[hiccups]

[chuckles]

- Hello, Eugene!

How's my little Krabby wabby?

Ooh!

- Doing fine, now that you're here, Puffy-kins!

[hiccups]

[hiccups rapidly]

- Oh my, are you all right?

- [groans]

SpongeBob-- [hiccups]

giving me a case of--

[hiccups]

hiccups.

- Oh, Eugene.

Hiccups aren't contagious.

[smooches]

- [hiccups]

[chuckles]

Me hiccups, they're gone!

Oh, your kisses are magical, Puff!

- Oh, you!

[hiccups]

Dear me!

I have to-- [hiccups]

powder my gills!

[hiccups]

I've got to get rid of these rotten hiccups before I pop!

[hiccups]

[hiccups]

[gulping]

[door creaks]

[gulping]

- Oh hi, Mrs. Puff.

- Oh, hello!

- [cries out]

Oh, my pompoms!

- Oh, Pearl, I'm so sorry!

[hiccups]

- [gasps]

[groans]

[grumbles]

- Oh, my hiccups!

They've stopped!

- Go--[hiccups] team!

Yay--

[hiccups]

team!

Ugh!

I can't cheer like this!

[hiccups]

[jellyfish buzzing]

[peaceful ukulele music]

[gasps]

Rah, rah, sis boom bah!

Go, Pearl!

[jellyfish buzzing]

[hiccupping]

[straw slurping]

- [hiccups]

- Huh?

[hiccups]

No!

That hiccup ruined my precious comic book!

- You call them hiccups?

Ha!

Back in my day,

hiccups could turn a feller inside out!

- [hiccups]

[screams]

- Now, that's what I call a hiccup!

- You won't believe this, folks,

but there are reports of a contagious hiccup plague

spreading throughout Bikini Bottom.

[laughs]

- [hiccups]

The hiccup plague is real!

Save yourselves!

[hiccups]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- So, what do you think, folks?

Is it real?

- Contagious hiccups? [scoffs]

What a bunch of idiots.

- Huh?

[hiccups]

- [hiccups]

[stammers]

[explosion and screaming]

- [humming]

- [screams]

Ow!

Watch it, you clod!

- Hmm... - [hiccups rapidly]

- Uh...

Huh?

- [hiccups]

My hiccups!

They're gone!

Now you have 'em!

[laughs maniacally]

- [hiccups]

Oh, no!

[screams]

- [grunts and groans]

- You gotta help me, Squidward!

I've caught the hiccups!

[hiccups]

- Huh?

You can't catch the hiccups, you nitwit!

- [whimpers]

[stutters]

- What an-- [hiccups]

ignoramus.

[hiccups]

Huh?

[hiccups rapidly]

[screams]

- [laughter]

- [panicked stuttering]

[hiccups rapidly]

- Ugh. - Oh.

- [hiccups]

- Squidward has the hiccups!

Run for your lives!

[screaming]

- [hiccups rapidly]

[groans]

[hiccups and whimpers]

Must get rid of these

hiccu-- [hiccups]

hi-- [hiccups]

[hiccups]--iccups.

- I'll take them, Squidward.

- SpongeBob?

[hiccups]

- Bring it in. - [hiccups rapidly]

It's not-- [hiccups]

working.

- You have to hug me back.

- [groans]

- You have to mean it.

- [groans]

[hiccups]

- There you go!

Come to me, little hiccups.

[hiccups]

- Thank you, SpongeBob!

- I need no thanks. [hiccups]

It's enough to know

my sacrifice--[hiccups]

will be remembered forever.

[hiccups]

- I'm free!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!

[feet squeaking]

- Good-bye, Squidward.

Good-bye, Bikini Bottom.

I'll take these hiccups

where they won't harm anyone again!

[hiccups]

[melodramatic music]

[hiccupping]

both: [giggles]

- [hiccups]

[hiccups]

[peaceful Hawaiian music]

♪ ♪

[hiccups]

[screams]

- I've got ya, SpongeBob!

- Stay away, Sandy, or you'll catch these horrible hiccups!

[hiccups]

- Aw, don't worry.

In my new hazmat suit,

I'm safer than a bowling ball in a pillow factory.

Besides, I'm here to cure you of those darn hiccups.

But first, I'd best put you in quarantine.

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[peaceful music]

Oh, hey, guys!

[hiccups rapidly]

[glass squeaks]

[groans]

[hiccups]

- Hoo-wee!

That is one industrial strength hiccup!

But don't you worry none. We'll get it out.

- Step aside!

This old Navy man will take care of it!

[chuckles]

[suspenseful classical music]

- [hiccups]

♪ ♪

- Boo.

- [screams]

[hiccups]

- [screams and cries]

- Try drinking water upside down!

- Try a cheer!

- [guttural moan]

Put a pickle under your tongue!

- Try eating some Snailpo!

- Um, uh, okay!

[fast ukulele music]

♪ ♪

Hip hip--

[hiccups]

♪ ♪

[hiccups]

Oh...

[groans]

♪ ♪

[gulps]

Blah.

[meows]

[hiccups]

♪ ♪

[moans]

♪ ♪

- Squidward?

- Huh?

I got nothing.

- We'll have to treat it scientifically.

Mm-hmm!

With tickles!

[laughter]

- [hiccups]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

all: Hooray!

- Hooray.

♪ ♪

[giggling]

♪ ♪

both: Huh?

both: Uh-oh.

[rapid hiccupping]

[fast ukulele music]