Original subtitles

[cheery music]

♪ ♪

[bell dinging] - Okay, okay, order up.

[dinging continues]

[exhaust whooshes]

[dinging] - Uh, hello, Krusty Kitchen.

Hmm?

Hello?

It sounds like sleigh bells!

Is that you, Santa Claus?

[grunts]

I can still hear the ring...go.

Hm? [strained grunt]

[ringing continues]

Hmm. No bells in here.

Egh, this is serious.

- [whistling] And just where do you think you're going

during business hours?

- Sorry, Mr. Krabs, but I gotta see an ear doctor.

I've been hearing a ringing in my ears all week.

- Hold your sea horses, boy-o. You don't have tinniterus.

- I don't? - No.

I've been ringing this bell all week.

I'm doing it to condition the customers.

Whenever they hear the bell... [bell rings]

They'll hunger for a Krabby Patty

and come straight to the Krusty Krab.

- Oh!

I don't get it. - Observe.

First, I condition them while they're eating.

[bell ringing]

- Beat it, Quasimodo.

- [chuckling] Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh, eh? [giggling]

- I'm gonna go bop that guy!

- Now, now, honey. Think of the children.

- Oh, you're right, dear.

What was I thinking?

Kids, go bop that guy.

- Eh?Wha--

[yelps] kids: [scream, grunt]

- Mmm. [burps]

[sighs]

- Now this guy's heard the bell before.

Watch him when I ring it. [bell rings]

- Mmm-hmm-hmmm.

[sinister music]

♪ ♪

I want another Krabby Patty.

[gargles] And a bucket for my saliva.

- Oh, can I ring the little bell?

Can I, can I, can I?

- Ohh, you can do better than that, boy-o.

You can ring the big bell.

- Ooh! [strained grunting]

- Eh...

- Whoa! Huh? [bell dinging]

[clams chirping]

[foreboding music]

- [whistling]

Krabby Patty...

[all yelp]

[bell dinging]

[all gargling]

♪ ♪

[ringing continues]

[all gargling]

- Huh?

[gargling] Krabby Patties...

all: Krabby Patties. Krabby Patties.

["What Shall We do with a Drunken Sailor" plays]

[register dings]

[bell dings]

- [screams]

[whining]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No! No!

- [screams] [bell rattles]

[all clamoring] - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- What the halibut is wrong with you, boy?

[grunts]

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- He's lost his mind.

- He never had a mind.

- Oh, I've seen this before.

I know what to do. Yah!

- No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

No, no! No, no, no...

[exhales]

- When Patrick has a tantrum like this,

jellyfish jelly on the belly

is the only thing that calms him down.

Then when he comes out of it, he hardly remembers a thing.

Hey, buddy. Feel better?

What's the last thing you remember?

- Uh, I remember

hearing a bell ring.

When I was a little sea star,

and--and it was time for my bath,

My parents would always ring a bell.

- It's bath time, son.

- I--I didn't want a bath.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

After that, the only thing I remember is nothin'.

- Then it's time for me to be proactive

and help my buddy here.

I am going to silence

every ding-dong bell in town, starting with...

[grunts] This one.

[grunting]

And this one!

- Wait, how'd you get so strong all of a sudden?

- Through the power of friendship!

- [giggles]

- Look out, bells of Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob is about to silence every ring,

chime, buzz, and jingle jangle.

Hyah-ha! [heroic music]

- There goes a dear darling dude.

- There goes my brilliant bell business.

You know, Pat-O,

I was studying your impressive moves

during your little, um, acrimony.

- My little macaroni?

- Yeah, that's right, and I believe that I have a way

to make back all the money I'm gonna lose.

One million dollars to the challenger

that can beat Harry the Health Hazard in supreme fighting.

- [laughs]

[radical rock music]

♪ ♪

- Not the pretzel! [whimpers]

- Hoo-yah!

[hums]

[chomps]

- [squeals] - [growls]

- That reminds me. I'm still hungry.

Got any more posters?

- Knock yourself out.

We're gonna be rolling in posters.

- [chuckles] [chomping]

[bell ringing]

- Huh?

[heroic music]

[grunts]

For my buddy, Patrick!

[grunts, squeals]

[crowd screaming]

[bike bell ringing]

[panting] - Hmm?

- [grunts]

[monkey screeches]

For my buddy, Patrick!

[panting]

[cow moos] For my buddy, Patrick!

[worms barking]

[bell ringing]

♪ ♪

[gurgling] For Patrick!

[boat horn honks]

- Okay, Patrick! It's go time.

- Are we changing our seats? - Yeah.

I got you the best seat in the house.

[grunting]

- Ooh, this is the best seat in the house.

It's like 3D.

I can almost reach out and touch the referee.

- Hey! - Duh-ow, ho, ho!

- Our next victim--er, challenger, is...

Patrick Star!

- [laughs]

The next victim has the same name as me.

- Yeah, crazy right?

[bell dings]

- Oh...

[screams] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- Well, it looks like the challenger

is doing a good job of fighting with himself.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Hm?

Huh?

[screams] [grunts]

Patricks: Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.

- [cackles]

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- [mumbling]

[growls] Yah!

- [screaming]

- [shouts] No, no, no, no, no!

[both babbling]

No, no, no! - [shrieks]

- No, no, no, no!

[chomps]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - [grunts]

- No, no, no... - Whew, there we are.

- Whew.

- Well, folks, I think it looks like the fight's over.

- What happened? - I just became rich.

[bell dings] - Ooh...

- Uh-oh. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- Whoa! [grunts]

- [wheezing] For my buddy, Patrick.

[groans] I did it, pal.

I silenced every bell in town

so that you will no longer have a tantrum,

buddy.

- Aw, thank you, best friend.

Aww.

- I don't care about bells ringing

or conditioning customers anymore...

♪ 'Cause I got a million dollars ♪

[chuckles]

[slow-motion cash register ding]

[slow-motion] Uh-oh!

[grunts]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[both grunt]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [whimpers]

- Hello, son. We saw you fighting today...

- On the TV. We're so proud.

- Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Star.

I know you were loving parents,

but you really messed up your kid by ringing a bell

whenever it was time for his bath.

- Bell? We never rang a bell.

- Yeah. Never.

- [grunts]

You never rang a bell?

- [laughing] No. Don't you remember?

We would squeeze your rubber duck.

- [gasps] My rubber duck?

- Yes, this one. - [cooing]

- Aw, kind of gets you right in your heart's kitchen,

doesn't it, Mr. Krabs?

- Well, I think I can tape it all back together.

- Ducky. I wonder if it still quacks.

- [quacks]

- Whoa, whib, whib, whib, whib!

Whib, whib, whib, whib, whib! - Oh, here we go again!

[laughs]

[monkey screeching]

[mellow music]

♪ ♪