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- Are ya ready, kids?
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all: Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all: Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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["Deck the Halls" playing]
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♪ ♪
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- Ta da!
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This gift is for Santa Claus.
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Even Santa deserves
a gift, right Gary?
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- [meows]
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- ♪ Santa Claus, Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Santa's on his way ♪
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♪ I'm giving him a present ♪
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♪ That he'll take back
on his sleigh ♪
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Yay! [vocalizing]
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- Ho, ho, ho!
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Hmm...
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[grunting]
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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Ho, ho, ho, shrink-o.
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[vocalizing "Jingle Bells"]
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Ho, ho, ho!
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narrator: Seven months later.
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- Excuse me, Mr. Sofa.
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Ha, look at that, Gary.
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It's the present I left
for Santa last Christmas.
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Isn't that nice?
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The present I left for Santa
last Christmas!
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He never got it.
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Oh, this is the worst disaster
that's ever happened.
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My present to Santa
is 212 days late.
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Late, it's a tragedy.
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My joyful carefree world
is growing dark and dreary.
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I can't go on.
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No, I'll go on.
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But I can't go on!
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- Whoo-hoo! [whistles]
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Whoo-hoo! Five stars.
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- Patrick, I wasn't acting.
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Santa never got
his Christmas present.
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- So why not just
deliver it to him?
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- Why not just
deliver it to him?
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- [chuckles]
That's a dumb idea.
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I'm in!
- Great!
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But how will we get there?
We can't walk that far.
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- Oh, we can push
and shove each other.
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- Great idea!
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We can't let it be
one more day late.
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Okay, me first.
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[both laughing]
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- My turn!
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- What the--
- Merry Christmas.
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- Um, it's July?
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- Ah, it's a good day
to be bad.
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- [laughing]
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[laughs]
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- Uh, SpongeBob?
You got a booger.
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- Oh!
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- Don't worry,
that's what friends are for.
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Blow.
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- Thank you.
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- Eww!
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It's the ugliest booger
I've ever seen.
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- Can't you screwballs
walk without falling?
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- Sorry Plankton.
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We're pushing
and shoving ourselves
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all the way to the North Pole.
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I have to give Santa
his Christmas present.
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- Santa? I hate that guy.
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He's had me on a naughty list
ever since I got this tattoo.
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both: Born to be naughty?
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- Whoo! Wait a minute.
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If I can
break into Santa's lair,
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hack his mainframe,
change my status
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from naughty to nice,
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I could ask for
the Krabby Patty secret formula
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and he'd have to give it to me.
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I'm coming with you.
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- Pushed or shoved?
- Shrimp that!
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We are going in style, babies.
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[engine rumbling]
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both: Whoa!
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- I built it to fly
and run over bodies
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during the zombie apocalypse,
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but it'll work on snow too.
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We'll take the Pacific
to the Arctic,
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then over ice and snow
to the North Pole.
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Easy-peasy, Santa-squeezy.
[chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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Seat belts.
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- Of course, safety first.
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All secured, Captain Plankton.
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- All secured.
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- [groans] I'm already
regretting this trip.
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- Whee! [laughs]
- Ya-hoo!
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- [vocalizing]
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[screams]
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- [groans]
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We did it!
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- Oh, look at those
tiny little fish.
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both: Hi.
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- Hey, get back to your seats!
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- The seat belt sign is off.
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- [groans]
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- [gasps]
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The visitors, they're here!
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- He seemed happy to see us.
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Oh!
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Ah!
- Whoa, a flying lawn chair.
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- Hey!
- Give me that.
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What's in this box anyway?
- It's a surprise.
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- I hope it's a stink bomb
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for that
pot-bellied jingle joker.
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- Santa is not pot-bellied.
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He just suffers
from seasonal bloating.
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- Right.
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I'm going to sleep.
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- But who will fly this thing?
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- I put it on automatic pilot.
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You and that pink moron
can sleep on the floor.
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[claps]
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[groans]
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Hey, what are you
imbeciles doing?
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- We found the North Pole.
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- It was way closer
than you said.
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- North Pole?
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Impossible.
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How long was I asleep?
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- Funny how the ground
keeps getting closer.
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- Welcome to
Christmas Land Theme Park.
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Where every day is Christmas.
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- Hey, get out of my seat.
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[dinging]
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- The seat belt sign is on.
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Cabin crew,
prepare for landing.
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- Do you actually
know how to land?
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- I know how to crash land.
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- My seat belt!
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both: The North Pole!
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- We made it!
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- [groaning]
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Huh? Look what you two
broken brain buffoons did!
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You completely destroyed
the navigation system.
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- You're welcome.
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- Don't be mad, Plankton.
We're here.
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Look at all this.
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[both giggling]
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- Hmm.
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- [giggles]
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Ooh, Santa's elves.
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[both gasp]
- Santa's reindeer!
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both: This is amazing!
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- Something's wrong here.
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It isn't even cold.
And look at this smog.
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- It's snow and smog?
- It's "snog."
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[both giggling]
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- [sighs]
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- Santa's workshop!
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all: ♪ Making toys,
work, work, work ♪
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♪ Making toys,
work, work, work ♪
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- Hello, Santa's elves,
I'm SpongeBob. Merry Christmas.
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- [voice distorted]
Make, work--make, work--
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- Looks like Santa's
gone all in for automation.
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- Hey guys, look.
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It says, [gasps]
"meet Santa Claus!"
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Come on, guys! [giggles]
- Let's meet Santa!
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-[muttering]
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[grunts]
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- We're finally here,
little present.
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- Guys, I hate to say this,
but this place is a sham.
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I don't know why,
but we're being tricked.
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- Oh, Plankton,
Christmas is about believing.
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- Yeah, Christmas
is about bleeding, man.
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[both gasp]
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- [snoring]
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[both giggling]
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- I wouldn't believe it if I
didn't see it with my own eye.
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The bearded weirdo
in the flesh.
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- [muttering]
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What would you like
for Christmas?
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[both speaking at once]
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- Pipe down, children.
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What the--
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[gasps]
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SpongeBob SquarePants?
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- Hi, Santa.
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- Did you know
that I'm your biggest fan?
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- Oh, that's very sweet
of you Santa
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but actually Patchy the Pirate
is my biggest fan.
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- Ho, ho, ho!
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Ahoy, SpongeBob and Patrick!
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It's me, Patchy the Pirate.
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- Patchy the Pirate?
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You're Santa?
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- No, I just play Santa here
in Christmas Land Theme Park.
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It's me side-hustle.
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- I knew this wasn't
the North Pole.
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- North Pole?
No, man, this be Encino.
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You're almost 4,000 miles
from the North Pole.
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- [growls]
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I'm gonna destroy you two!
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- 4,000 miles?
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Oh, if only our GPS
wasn't busted.
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- Ooh, I can help
with global positioning.
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Way before GPS,
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pirates used
these things called maps.
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Oh, and you'll need
a compass too.
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- [squawks] Happy holidays.
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- [grunts]
[both laugh]
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[grunts]
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Polly want a smacker?
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- Well, thanks, Patchy.
Guess we'll be on our way.
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- Goodbye! Good luck.
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If you see Santy Claus,
tell him I want a new parrot.
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- [squawks]
- Hey!
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- And I want a new pirate.
- Ow!
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- Woah!
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- Wait, where are we?
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[all scream]
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all: Whoa!
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[shivering] S-S-Santa's
workshop, dead ahead.
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- [shivering] J-j-just in time.
I'm f-f-freezing.
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- Are we there yet?
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- How you doing with
that Plankton pop?
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- I can't wait to
get to the chewy middle.
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- [groaning]
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- Hey Patrick,
where's Plankton?
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- I don't know.
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- [gasps]
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[groans]
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Eat a breath mint,
trench mouth.
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- All right, here it goes.
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- Huh?
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Aw, you guys look great!
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I like your spaceman helmets.
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But it's not Halloween
for another three months.
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- We're not here for Halloween,
we're here for Santa.
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- I've got my own agenda
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so this is
where we part company.
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- Oh, sorry, Santa's not home.
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He's in Aruba with the Missus.
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But...here you go anyway.
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- But--but--
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- Happy Halloween!
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[upbeat rockabilly music]
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♪ ♪
264
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both: Whoa!
265
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[gasps]
266
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- Ah! Eh, ah!
267
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:16,793
- Hey, that's Plankton.
He's inside.
268
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[knocking]
- Eh?
269
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Bleh. Jeez.
270
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,724
- I have to get
Santa's present under his tree.
271
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We've got to get inside.
272
00:15:27,724 --> 00:15:30,724
- Ah! I'm on it.
273
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,620
- Hmm, I know!
274
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We'll go in Santa style.
Down the chimney.
275
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:41,172
- Oh, fine, we'll go
with your idea.
276
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,172
- Hmm,
now where in Kris Kringle
277
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is Santa's mainframe?
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[hard rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- No mainframe,
281
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just lame brains.
282
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,551
- Yo, where do you think
you're going?
283
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:03,724
- [high-pitched] Who, me?
I'm just a little elf!
284
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:07,758
- [sniffs]
You don't smell like no elf.
285
00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:12,275
- Oh, yeah?
What's it to you, you moose?
286
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:14,034
- [snorts]
287
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,137
Hey! Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,
288
00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:20,758
Vixen, Comet, Cupid,
Donner, Blitzen!
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[all growling]
290
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:28,724
- Well, looks like we got
a whole Christmas special here.
291
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:32,241
- Ready for some
reindeer games?
292
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,000
- Eh, peace on earth?
293
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:39,068
Whoa! Oof, oof, ow!
294
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:43,172
That better be mud
on your hooves.
295
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[both grunt]
296
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- [gasps] That's it!
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Santa's Christmas tree.
298
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[both giggle]
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[alarm blaring]
300
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- There they are!
It's the trick-or-treaters!
301
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:05,241
- Toy thieves!
- Christmas crooks!
302
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,068
Get 'em!
303
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,206
- SpongeBob, what do we do?
304
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:11,586
- Climb!
305
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,896
- They're going up the tree!
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Don't let 'em get away.
307
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[alarm blaring]
308
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- We better check that alarm!
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- [grunting]
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I wore you down, didn't I?
311
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You meat head cari-boobs.
312
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,310
- Toy thieves!
313
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:39,517
- Yo, elves!
314
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:41,965
What the Father Christmas
is going on here?
315
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:46,241
- We got this under control.
Go back to your stables.
316
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:55,206
- Oh!
Not cool elf bros.
317
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,034
- Ow! Oof!
318
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- [shouts]
319
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- Whoa!
320
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,931
- Hmm? Oof!
321
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:07,448
- [laughs]
322
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:10,931
- Hey! Not funny.
323
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,827
- Ah!
324
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:18,689
Whoa, whoa!
325
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[all groan]
326
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[train whistle blows]
327
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,448
- Oh, no, Patrick.
328
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,379
It looks like I have sowed
the seeds of discontent
329
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in the house of Santa.
330
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,068
Patrick? Huh?
331
00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:34,758
- Candy cane...oh!
332
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- [gasps]
333
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,931
Oh!
334
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,724
- [cackles]
335
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,931
Oh! [groans]
336
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[gasps] Santa's mainframe.
I found it!
337
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:57,931
[grunting]
338
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,551
Thanks to those two idiots
causing a distraction,
339
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I did it.
My name is the nice list.
340
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:08,137
Now I just gotta be good
for the next few months.
341
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:09,827
How hard could that be?
342
00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,965
He-he-he--wah!
343
00:19:12,034 --> 00:19:17,965
- Oh! What the ho, ho, ho
is going on here?
344
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,275
I was kicking back with
the Missus in the Caribbean
345
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when my silent alarm went off.
346
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- [chuckles] Huh?
- Hi, Santa.
347
00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,034
- SpongeBob?
348
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,413
Ho, ho, I should've known!
349
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,413
You're a menace.
350
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:39,413
- [laughs]
351
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,413
All I wanted to do
was leave you this present
352
00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,413
that you didn't get
last Christmas.
353
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,482
213 days late. Sorry!
354
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,827
- A present is never too late.
355
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,379
Oh, how sweet.
356
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:53,172
Not even the elves or reindeer
get me presents.
357
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,586
- Um...
- Ah...
358
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:57,793
- Thank you, SpongeBob.
359
00:19:57,862 --> 00:20:01,793
Should I open it now?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh!
360
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
[all gasp]
361
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:09,689
- It's one of a kind.
362
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,517
- [gasps]
363
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,517
The Krabby Patty
secret formula?
364
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:17,620
He's giving it to Santa Claus!
365
00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:20,551
Forget the list,
the formula's right here.
366
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,827
I could have it now!
367
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,241
[laughing]
368
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,206
- Huh?
369
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:30,862
- [cackling]
370
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,344
Ah!
371
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,310
- Huh? Plankton?
372
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:35,931
You're being naughty.
373
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,482
- Santa, I was born
to be naughty.
374
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,551
- Wha--hmm.
- Hmm.
375
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,241
- Yeah. [chuckles]
376
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,724
[mutters]
377
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,689
Um, yeah...
378
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,896
you can have this back.
379
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:55,275
My bad, heh.
I mean, good--my good.
380
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:57,344
I'm being nice, not naughty.
381
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,448
- Well, read it out loud.
382
00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:01,896
- Uh, that's okay.
383
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,172
- Go on, read it.
384
00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:06,827
all: Read it!
385
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,517
- "Dear Santa,
386
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"there isn't
a present big enough
387
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"to express how much joy
you've brought
388
00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:17,931
"to all the children and
sea creatures of the world.
389
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,551
"So this is just
a simple thank you note.
390
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,000
"Thank you.
391
00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:26,206
Signed, with love,
your pal SpongeBob."
392
00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:29,172
[all cooing]
393
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,586
You got a typo here.
394
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,620
- Oh, how touching.
395
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,620
This is beautiful.
396
00:21:35,689 --> 00:21:37,413
Thank you, SpongeBob.
397
00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:40,551
- I wouldn't have made it here
without the help of Plankton.
398
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,586
He's really not that naughty.
399
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:45,379
And of course,
my best friend Patrick.
400
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:46,655
Patrick?
401
00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:49,793
- Happy holidays to me!
402
00:21:49,862 --> 00:21:52,448
narrator: The next Christmas.
403
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:54,758
- Aww, here you go!
404
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:57,862
- [chuckles]
Happy holidays, everybody.
405
00:21:57,931 --> 00:22:00,103
Sheldon.
406
00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:01,896
- Lump of coal.
407
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,448
- Merry Christmas, Plankton.
408
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,862
- Another lump of coal
no doubt.
409
00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:11,379
What's this?
410
00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:13,931
"Merry Christmas to Plankton!
411
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,172
One day you will
destroy us all."
412
00:22:18,241 --> 00:22:20,758
Yes, I will, SpongeBob.
413
00:22:20,827 --> 00:22:25,551
Yes, I will. [cackles]
414
00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:32,517
Destroy!
415
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:33,965
- [roars]
416
00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:39,517
- Ho, ho, ho! [cackles]
[all screaming]
417
00:22:40,379 --> 00:22:43,172
[cheery music]
418
00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:50,137
♪ ♪
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