Original subtitles

[sweeping orchestral music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

[animal sounds]

- Hello, animal control.

Ew.

SpongeBob, I appreciate

you volunteering here at the animal shelter,

but could you please stop letting the worms

use the phone?

- Oh, I told them no more takeout calls.

- [belches]

- [groans]

Now, how can I help you?

- There's a worm somewhere outside my house,

and it won't stop barking.

- I'll get on that right away.

[animal sounds]

I gotta go catch a stray.

SpongeBob, you hold down the fort.

- Sir, yes, sir.

I will take care of these wild worms

to the best of my ability.

[laughs]

- [sighs]

- [laughing]

[humming]

[playful music]

[gasps] - Uh-oh.

B-B-Butcher's cage.

[nervous whimpering]

- [barks] - [screams]

- Butcher?

I know you're really a good boy.

Just let me pet you,

real gentle.

That a boy.

- [growls and snarls]

- [gasps]

I hope he doesn't develop a taste for sponge.

[screams]

[upbeat music]

[animal sounds]

- [straining]

- [barking]

- Whoa--whoa!

- [barking] - Whoa-whoa.

- [barking]

- Patrick.

Yeah, aw--who's a good boy?

Who's a good boy?

- [panting] Huh?

- Patrick's my friend.

Sometimes if he's eaten worm food by mistake,

he's goes into worm mode.

- [growls]

- There's no telling how long it'll last.

- Well, if he's not trained in a few days

so he can be adopted, he'll have to be locked up,

like Butcher.

- [growls]

- Don't worry, sir.

I'll train him. He's already housebroken.

[liquid trickling]

[nervous laughs] I knew he was broken.

I thought it was house.

- Uh...

[playful music]

- Now, Patrick,

every good worm needs to learn how to do tricks.

Then they get wormy treats as a reward.

Sit.

- [excited barks]

- Um...almost.

Let's try another one.

Shake.

- [excited barks]

[pants] - Shall we try roll over?

- [excited barks]

- Patrick, wait.

[crashing]

[playful music]

♪ ♪

- Rolling Star Express, right on time.

- [pants]

- I know one wormy that needs a bath.

- [growls]

- Okay, okay, no bath, no bath.

Here, Patrick.

Worms learn from other worms.

They'll show you how to be a good boy.

[playful music]

- Hmm?

[sophisticated barks]

[cheers]

- [gasps]

- [barks]

Huh?

- This worm is a menace.

I'm afraid he'll have to be locked up,

like Butcher.

- Please don't do that.

I'll adopt him. I'll take him home.

He'll be my rescue.

- And you'll take full responsibility for him?

- [pants] - I promise.

- Well, that's good.

I really didn't want to have to fix him, anyway.

- [excited barks]

- Thank you, thank you.

Patrick, whoa, boy.

Heel.

Sorry.

Oh, Gary...

I brought you a playmate.

- [meows]

- [barks]

- [screeches] - [barks]

[animal sounds]

- Patrick, Gary, no, stop.

- [barking]

Hmm?

- [meows]

- [barking]

[dramatic music]

[playful music]

- [barking]

[rooster crows]

- SpongeBob!

[pounds on door]

Come on.

- [groans] I'm sorry.

Was the noise bothering you?

- [barking]

[energized music]

- Patrick, heel.

[yells]

- [barking]

- [gasping]

- Jeez.

- [meows]

- Huh. Look.

I don't care what kind of weird and stupid parties

you throw, I'm just asking that you keep your pet quiet.

- I am at my wit's end.

Patrick is in worm mode again.

But this time, he's out of control.

- Oh, any worm can be tamed.

Even one as dumb as Patrick.

He just needs tough love.

- Would you tough-love Patrick, Squidward?

- No way.

- [barking]

- Please, Squidward.

I bet you're the best worm trainer ever.

Please.

- [laughs]

Beg me.

- [barks]

- Okay, sit.

Huh?

Well, I'm a good idiot trainer.

And since Patrick's an idiot...

Okay, I'll train him.

But only if you play dead--

- [gasps]

- [laughs] And stay playing dead.

I've got an idiot to train.

[playful tone]

- [straining]

We'll start with something simple.

I'll teach you how to heel.

Now...be a good boy.

- [growls]

- [screams]

Heel--stop!

Heel. - [growls]

[playful music]

- All right, that's it.

[energized music]

- [pants]

- Have a nice life.

[coyote howls]

[playful music]

- [hums] - Hi, Squidward.

I'm still playing dead. [laughs]

- [hums]

Tough love. [laughs]

Huh? [pounding on door]

- [pants]

- [winces]

[playful tone]

This, my little barking friend,

is a shock collar.

Whenever you bark, I'll push this button

and give you a mild tough-love shock.

- [pants]

- Hmm?

Nothing?

Oh, it must be broken.

[grunts]

Nuts.

[screams]

- [barks]

[energized music]

♪ ♪

- [barks]

[playful music]

- Still playing dead.

- [mutters]

[screams]

- [growls] - [nervous whimper]

[energized music]

- [grunts]

- Oh. - [barks]

[pants]

[playful music]

- [pants]

[whimpers]

- [barks]

- Excuse, Mr. Squidward.

SpongeBob tells me that you've trained Patrick

using tough love.

- Patrick? He's impossible.

I've tried to get him to sit--

- [barks]

- Hmm...

Okay, well, then I tried to get him to beg--

- [pants]

- Spin.

Now shake.

- [grunts]

Cheerleader split.

[fanfare]

- Chicken. - [chicken sounds]

- Chicken nugget.

Air guitar.

[rock music]

- [pants]

- [laughs]

Now play dead.

- What? You did it.

You're a miracle worker.

- Well, I don't like to brag, but--

- That's great.

We've got a problem worm that needs training.

- What? - [whistles]

Bring him in, fellas!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Say hello to Butcher.

- [screams]

[animal sounds]

- Heel, heel!

Ah, stop--heel, heel-- fetch, heel, heel!

- Hey, you're not a worm anymore.

- Nah, I snapped out of it hours ago.

I just wanted Squidward to feel like he did a good job.

- All right, that's enough.

I'll teach you! - Yeah, I hope Squidward's

not too tough on him. - Will you sit--good dog sit.

Will you sit? No--don't.

- Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Nice day for a walk.

[both gasp]

♪ ♪