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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[energetic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [humming]
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Oh--hey!
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- See them flip...
- Aah!
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- Ha ha ha ha ha!
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- See them soar...
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see them juggle
and so much more.
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It's Circus Sea Fleas!
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[honk honk honk]
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And they were born
to please you.
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- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Yay! We love you,
Circus Sea Fleas.
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- And the fleas love you.
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Remember, Circus Sea Fleas
live to perform just for you!
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- We've been
emotionally validated.
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- Send for your very own
Circus Sea Fleas today!
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- Oh...
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I sent for mine yesterday,
and I'm still waiting.
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- Bummer, dude!
- What?
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- Bummer Dude action figures.
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They're miserable.
[all moaning]
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- Oh...
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- Hey, hey, hey SpongeBob.
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Got a buncha great stuff
for you today.
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The new "Spatula Emporium"
catalog.
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- No.
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- Free money from
the sweepstakes you won.
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- No.
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- A letter from your family.
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- No.
Packages, how about packages?
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You have any packages
for me?
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- No packages.
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Sorry to disappoint you,
SpongeBob.
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- What makes you think
I'm disappointed?
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Everything's just fine.
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- Man, what a sad sponge.
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That's right,
introducing Sad Sponge,
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The newest Bummer Dude
action figure.
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- Oh...
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- And kick, and twist,
and kick.
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Higher ladies.
I said higher.
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- I'll show you high.
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[groaning]
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Huh?
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[sizzling]
Aah!
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- Feel the burn.
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- I feel it!
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Ahh...
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[doorbell rings]
Huh?
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- Oh. Pink leg warmers?
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- Yeah, so?
- So...
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I love 'em!
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We're leg warmer buddies.
- Oh, please.
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I wouldn't be caught dead
in leg warmers with that hat.
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Go back to fashion school.
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- [sighs]
He's right.
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Hello, fashion school?
I'm coming back!
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I'm reborn!
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- What?
This package isn't even for me.
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It's for SpongeBob.
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Hmph.
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That mailman is a moron.
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[overlapping yelling,
whooping]
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[fleas muttering, whooping]
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And time for me to eat.
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[fleas yelling, chattering]
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And...
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Bowl is nice and clean.
[humming]
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Grab my favorite spoon.
[humming]
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Brush on my shirt.
[humming]
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Milk is smelling fresh.
[humming]
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[fleas clamoring,
chattering]
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Cereal gives me pep.
[humming]
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[fleas yelling, whooping]
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It's moving by itself.
[humming]
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Ghosts are in my bowl.
[humming]
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Ghosts are in my bowl?
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Ghosts
are in my bowl!
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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Huh?
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[gasps]
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Aah!
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My kitchen's haunted!
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Calm down, Squidward.
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You're just seeing things
because you're so tired.
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Yeah, yeah, that's it.
You just need some more sleep.
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♪ ♪
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[snoring softly]
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[fleas clamoring, whooping]
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[fanfare, crowd cheering]
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Huh?
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What? Oh...
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I must still be dreaming.
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[lively circus music]
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♪ ♪
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Blblblblb.
Huh?
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- Hup...hup...
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hup...huh!
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- Huh-huh-huh-huh...
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♪ ♪
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- Welcome to your
Sea Flea Circus.
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It's our duty to entertain you.
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- How delightful.
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Huh?
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Amazing.
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♪ ♪
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Huh? What's next?
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[twirr]
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- Lunchtime.
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- Lunchtime?
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Why would a dream need a--
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Aah!
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Aah!
This isn't a dream!
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It's an infestation!
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Huh?
Where'd they go?
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Oh! Hmm...
Not bad.
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Aah! Aah!
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I look amazing. Please don't
ruin this by biting my face.
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Aah! You ruined it.
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Ah...
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Why is this happening to me?
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Oh, yeah. Karma.
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[gong echoes]
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Help!
Ooh--
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Hey? What are you--
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Oh! That feels nice and warm.
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It's actually getting
kind of hot now.
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Hey. You're trying to cook me.
Let me out of here.
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Parsnip?
Puh!
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Are you crazy?
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You don't serve a prime piece
of meat like me with parsnip.
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You need lemons
to brighten my flavors
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and some pepper or spice.
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Ah! Much better.
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Now let me out of here!
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Aah!
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[Squidward screaming,
yelling]
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- Now you're cookin'.
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- Huh? Oh, no,
my buttons are tarnished.
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No circus flea is going to want
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to perform for a guy
with tarnished buttons.
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Fa la la la la la!
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[horn toots distantly]
[gasps] Circus music?
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Hmm.
[horns tooting]
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Oh, hey, Squidward.
Just checking.
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You've haven't seen a package
addressed to me, have you?
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My circus fleas!
Yes!
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They came! They came!
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Hey, this box is empty.
Where did the fleas go?
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Hello, fleas.
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I hope you fed them, Squidward.
They can get pretty hungry.
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- Oh, I fed them all right.
Please take them away now.
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- You got it.
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Ho! Alley-oop, waah!
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[fleas chattering]
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- Ta-da!
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- Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Now let's take this circus
to my place.
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All aboard!
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♪ ♪
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[toot toot]
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May all your days
be Sea Flea Circus days.
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Best day ever!
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- Stupid circus fleas.
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Just look at
the mess they left.
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Hmm?
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What's this?
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Oh.
[twirr]
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[commotion, yelling]
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Aah!
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- Hey.
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- What's taking so long?
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- I never got my fries.
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- Why doesn't my father
love me?
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[customers complaining]
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- Hey, Squidward.
- Quit it.
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- Hey, Squidward.
- Quit it.
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- Hey, Squidward.
- Quit it!
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- Mr. Squidward, clean up
in the head.
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- Hey, Squidward.
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- Also, clean up here.
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- [whimpering]
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- Hey, Squidward.
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- I said clean up.
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- Squidward!
- Squidward.
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- Hey, Squidward.
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Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
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- Squidward!
- Hey, Squidward, Squidward,
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hey, Squidward.
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- Oh, no...
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- Don't just lay there.
Clean up. Clean up. Clean up!
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- Aah!
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It was just a dream.
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Just a horrible, realistic,
totally on point dream.
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm dreaming about work
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when there's so many
more interesting things
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I could be doing.
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Just look at
my unfinished painting.
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And my unfinished symphony.
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And my uneaten strudel.
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My strudel!
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- Just tasted like pie to me.
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- It's a strudel,
you barbarian.
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Just look at those
pastry layers.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Ohh...
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I just woke up and the day's
already a disaster.
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I can't face
the Krusty Krab today.
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I am staying home and diving
into an ocean of Squidward.
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[jungle sounds]
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[humming]
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Ahh...
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What the--
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Oh--
[muttering]
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- Any more of that layer pie?
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- Get out!
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00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:04,068
Now to get rid of
the other monkey on my back.
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- [ah-ah-ahem]
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[clearing throat]
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- Krusty Krab.
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- [coughing]
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- Oh, Mr. Krabs, it's...
[gagging, coughing]
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Squidward.
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- Mr. Squidward?
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What are you doing
on the phone?
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You should be working.
- [hacking]
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Can't work.
Too...[hacking] sick.
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Ah-choo!
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- You do sound pretty bad.
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Are you sure
you're too sick to work?
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- Ha ha.
I mean, I mean...[coughing]
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positive.
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- Hmm...
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Too sick, hey?
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Oh, I got the cure
for what ails you.
258
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Well, you just rest up,
Mr. Squidward.
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I'll take care of everything.
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- Okay, bye, talk to you--
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I mean, I mean--
[hacking]
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[hoarsely]
Bye!
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- No one fake sick on Mr. Krabs
and gets away with it.
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- No work for me today.
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00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:12,241
Mr. Squidward gets to play.
No customers for me to fear.
266
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:17,379
SpongeBob can take a long
walk along a very sharp pier.
267
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:18,862
[knock on door]
Huh?
268
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,241
Oh. That must be
the crudité I ordered.
269
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,689
- Well--oh!
270
00:15:26,068 --> 00:15:29,724
Oh, Mr. Krabs.
I didn't see you there.
271
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:35,000
How thoughtful of you to
visit me in my weakened state.
272
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,482
- Oh, think nothing of it,
Mr. Squidward.
273
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:41,275
You sounded so bad on the phone
I rushed right over
274
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:44,517
to make sure you were
taking good care of yourself.
275
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:47,413
- Well, I wouldn't want
to infect anyone,
276
00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:50,655
so you should probably go now.
277
00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,965
- Oh, you are in no condition
to be alone.
278
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,310
That's why I brought
you some help.
279
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:59,172
Take one of these
and call me in the morning.
280
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,344
- The doctor is in.
281
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,793
- Oh...
282
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,689
- Swaddle, swaddle, swaddle.
283
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,827
Hush-aby now,
don't strain yourself.
284
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:15,206
- Really, Mr. Krabs,
this isn't necessary.
285
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,827
- Of course it is.
286
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:19,241
If I find out you were
faking it
287
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:22,724
just to get out of work,
I'd have to fire you.
288
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:27,241
- No faking here.
No, I'm really--[cough] sick.
289
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:30,103
Okay, back to the swaddling.
290
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:31,655
- Aw!
291
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:40,620
[humming]
292
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,034
- Oh, yes. I like that.
293
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,551
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Indeed.
294
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,310
- [gasps]
295
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:51,034
Squidward!
You're overexerting yourself.
296
00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,862
Now you just rest that sick
little body of yours
297
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,689
while SpongeBob finishes up
your self-portrait for you.
298
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,344
- But--but--but--
- Ha ha!
299
00:16:58,413 --> 00:16:59,482
La la la la!
300
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,517
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Done.
301
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,620
In my imagination,
you're a helpless little baby.
302
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:08,551
Gee, you're sicker
than I thought.
303
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,137
[Squidward vomiting]
304
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,310
Eh...
305
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,379
- Now just forget
that yellow nuisance
306
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,689
and lose yourself in music.
307
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,344
♪--
- Squidward!
308
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,827
You shouldn't be wasting your
breath in your weakened state.
309
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:30,931
Let me blow
the clarinet for you.
310
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,793
- No, no, don't touch my--
♪ ♪
311
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,620
Don't touch my--
312
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:37,068
- Hmm? Bleh.
313
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,931
[musical inhale]
314
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:42,724
- [whimpering]
315
00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:57,000
- Ah. The perfect strudel will
make everything all right.
316
00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,034
- Oh, Squidward.
- Oh...
317
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,896
- Time to take your
temperature.
318
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,448
- Get that thing away from my--
319
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:11,931
- Ooh! 98.6. Oh, Squidward,
you're all better.
320
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,482
I'm so happy we can both go
to the Krusty Krab now.
321
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,586
- What? No!
322
00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:19,827
Give me that thing.
You must've read it wrong.
323
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,206
Oh, hey.
What's that over there?
324
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:24,724
- Oh cool. A wall.
325
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:27,275
So smooth.
326
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:31,931
Well, that was fun.
327
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,586
Now, let's check that
thermometer again, shall we?
328
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,793
- Here you go.
329
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,068
- Yikes. A fever.
330
00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:41,310
Squidward, we got
to cool you off.
331
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,448
- Stop.
332
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,103
- You're right,
you need it even colder.
333
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:54,862
- [shrieking, whimpering]
334
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:56,379
- Thank you.
335
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:02,620
- Oh, boy.
- There, all better?
336
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:05,482
- N-no, you buffoon.
337
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:06,724
- You're right, Squidward.
338
00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,793
I have been...buffoon.
339
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:10,827
- W-w-what?
340
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,724
- I've been treating
the symptoms
341
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:15,103
instead of the sickness.
342
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:16,172
- Stay away from me
with that thing.
343
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,344
- But we have to figure out
344
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,137
what you have
so we can treat it.
345
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,655
- No, uh, I already know
what I have.
346
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,724
It's, uh, acute...
347
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:27,931
spotting...sclorboritis.
348
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,068
- Acute spotting sclorboritis?
349
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,482
I never heard of that one.
Better look it up.
350
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,517
- Ah-choo, ah-choo,
ah-choo!
351
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:39,000
- Oh, you're getting worse!
352
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:42,000
We've got to find a cure fast.
353
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,931
I found it. Here it is.
354
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,758
- You did?
- Yup.
355
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,241
And the cure
seems pretty simple.
356
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,655
See?
357
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,137
- Uh...uh, wait--
358
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:53,413
wait, did I say acute
spotting sclorboritis?
359
00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:58,586
No, no, I must've meant...
plerkington's syndrome.
360
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,862
- Found it. Now, let's get
to the curing, shall we?
361
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:07,517
[upbeat music]
362
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,655
- Aah!
363
00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:15,551
♪ ♪
364
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:16,827
Huh?
365
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:24,068
[Squidward gagging]
366
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,827
- Are we done?
- Don't be silly.
367
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:35,758
We've just begun.
368
00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,379
- Aah!
369
00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,068
[ringing]
370
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,103
- Tentacles residence.
SpongeBob speaking.
371
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,482
- Hello, me boy-o.
372
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:46,310
How's the patient?
- Better. I'm all better.
373
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,241
Please, just let me
go back to work.
374
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:53,344
- Oh, nonsense.
You still look so sick.
375
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:55,551
Better step up the cure,
SpongeBob.
376
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,413
- Whatever you say Mr. Krabs.
377
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,310
Open wide.
378
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:11,068
- You will not get that
anywhere near my mouth.
379
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,206
- Ha ha ha ha!
Guess again.
380
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,448
- Aah!
381
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,379
So, the book told me
to stretch his nose,
382
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,551
shock him with a jellyfish,
and then I scraped his lungs
383
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,517
and cleaned them out
with a toxic eating urchin.
384
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:26,827
- Hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Hee he hee hee!
385
00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:28,310
Priceless.
386
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,137
Well, Mr. Squidward.
387
00:21:33,206 --> 00:21:35,655
Feeling better
after your sick day?
388
00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:38,241
- You might say that.
389
00:21:41,724 --> 00:21:46,172
- [gasps] He's glorious.
390
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:49,413
- That's right, I used to be
sick of everything,
391
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:51,310
but I'm not sick anymore.
392
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:54,689
I've been plagued by toxins
and stress built up
393
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,482
over the years at this job,
394
00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:59,551
but SpongeBob
washed those away.
395
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,310
- [squeals]
396
00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:07,241
- Now, who wants to order?
Ha ha ha!
397
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:10,172
[overlapping shouting]
398
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,103
- Ha ha ha ha.
- Hey, Squidward.
399
00:22:12,172 --> 00:22:14,000
Whoa, muscles.
400
00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:15,931
Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.
401
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,068
- More layered pie.
402
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,310
- Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward.
403
00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:23,586
Hey, Squidward.
- No, no, no!
404
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:31,068
I think I'm going to be sick.
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