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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute playing]
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[mellow music]
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♪ ♪
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- One large Flotsam fries,
extra Jetsam,
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four orders of duckweed.
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- Hmm.
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Methinks thou forgot my gravy,
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thou lumpish clay-brained
flap dragon.
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- [laughs]
Flap dragon.
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[giggles]
- [sighs]
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Oh, and finally,
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one Deep Sea Donut.
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That comes to a total of--
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- Whatever the measure, squire,
put it on my account.
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- Oh, no, you don't.
- [gasps]
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- No more food for you
until you pay your tab.
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- [stammering]
Pay tab?
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I'll flip you for it.
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[coin jingles]
- I'll take that.
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- How about a friendly game
of Three Deadly Challenges?
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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- Oh, castle.
Pick castle!
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- [groans]
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- [whimpering]
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- [laughs]
I bet we'll never see
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that game geek again.
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[bell dings]
- 50 Krabby Patties please.
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Extra pickles!
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Put it on my tab.
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- Coming right up.
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- Bubble Bass!
- [whimpers]
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- [snarls]
- [chuckles]
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- ♪ Hey, nonny-nonny ♪
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♪ You look pretty funny ♪
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♪ You won't get my money,
nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
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[car horn honks]
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- [whimpering]
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- Mr. Squidward!
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I want you and SpongeBob
to go after Bubble Bass,
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and collect his tab.
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- [squeals]
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- [grumbles]
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- Hey, nonny-nonny,
you look pretty funny.
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You won't get my money. You--
- [sighs]
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- I can't help it.
It's catchy.
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- Look, I just want
to collect the money
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as soon as possible and go.
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Bubble Bass!
We're here to collect your tab!
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[grunts]
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- Squidward,
that was so masculine.
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- Uh, well, I--
[clears throat]
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Let's go.
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I know you're in here.
Come out.
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- [sniffs]
Smells funny in here.
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- Smells like deadbeat.
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Hmm.
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If you don't pay up,
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we'll sell this furniture.
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- [gasps]
- Whoops.
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- How much do you think
this is worth?
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I just chipped it.
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- Oh, it was the chip
that sold me!
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I'll give you 10 bucks.
- Hey!
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Don't touch mother's things.
I'll pay the tab.
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Come downstairs,
and we'll work it out.
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[groans]
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[both yelp]
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[crashing]
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- [moaning]
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- My savior.
- Huh? Oh.
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All right, where is he?
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- [grunting]
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- If you want me to pay,
you'll have to play
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The Three Deadly Challenges.
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- Oh!
The Three Deadly Challenges!
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[excited panting]
I've got this game.
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Where is it? Game of Strife,
Chutes and Bladders...
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Oh, here it is!
Ah!
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The Three Deadly Challenges.
[dramatic orchestral music]
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- A board game.
Whoopee.
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- Okay, Bubble Bass.
We accept the challenge.
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- Why are you giving him
the upper hand?
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He owes us money!
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- Oh.
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But I wanna pway
The Thwee Deadwy Chawwenges.
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- Oh, all wight--
[clears throat]
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All right already!
Let's get this over with.
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- Oh, yeah!
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[laughs]
[crashes]
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- Oh, boy.
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- Wow!
- Huh?
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- A life-size version
of the Three Deadly Challenges.
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Beautiful!
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- Looks like a hobo campground.
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- No, Squidward.
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You have to look
with your imagination.
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- What the--oh!
[speaks gibberish]
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It's a dump!
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- Thou art two oozing cysts
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on the hindside
of a plague dog's nose.
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- What did he say?
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- The colorful insults
are the best part of the game!
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- That figures.
Hmm.
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So how do you win
this goofball game, anyway?
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- Since Bubble Bass
challenged us,
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all we have to do is get
close enough to tag him out.
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We get three chances,
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or should I say,
Three Challenges.
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- Oh, hmm.
- Oh, boy!
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Look, Squidward!
[grunting]
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- Oh, this feels stupid.
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[sighs]
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both: Charge!
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- [yelling]
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[strains]
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- Huh?
Uh-oh.
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- What?
[both yell]
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[both grunt]
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[crowd cheering]
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- Tag, you lose!
[both laughing]
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- [screams]
We decapitated him!
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- Oh, calm down.
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It's just a dummy made from
his mother's couch cushions
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and a sleeping bag.
[sighs]
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All of this for a tab?
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- Oh!
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But you were magnificent,
Squidward.
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So strong and courageous.
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- As always.
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- Thy canker sore bottoms
curdle seaweed
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and sour the ocean.
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- Oh, you--
- I got this one, Squidward.
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Oh, yeah? Well, your pillows
are filed with urchins,
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and your shirts are inside out!
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- Adding injury to insult.
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[trumpet fanfare]
- [groans]
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[crowd cheering]
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- Oh, look at all this junk.
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- [excitedly] I know.
Isn't it great?
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- [groans]
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Let's finish this.
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He's obviously
in that bullpen.
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- [huffing and growling]
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[dramatic music]
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[roars]
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both: Bubble Bass' mom!
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- You!
You chipped my furniture!
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[growls]
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- He tricked us.
What do we do?
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- Hide!
[both whimpering]
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- And that's
my good tablecloth!
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[tires squealing]
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[all grunting and screaming]
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ah.
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[both humming]
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[tango music]
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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- Aww!
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[alarm buzzing]
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- Huh?
- [grunts]
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- Sorry, sweetie.
Gotta run.
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I'm late for the bake sale.
- [moans]
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- Call me!
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- [gulps]
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- Mother!
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[screaming]
Why?
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[ground rumbling]
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Whoa!
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[crowd cheering,
trumpet fanfare]
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- [strains]
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Sir Squidward,
you look magnificent
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upon your mighty steed.
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- [gasps]
Yes.
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Yes, I see it now!
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- [grunts]
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- Any last words, Squid-wuss?
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- May thy fat head
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be set upon by sea spiders
and torn asunder,
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leaving only thine eyes
to witness the humiliation!
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- Ooh, pretty good last words.
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- Sir Squidward, thy shield.
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- Ha!
Shield, shmield.
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[grunts]
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- My hero.
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[crowd cheering]
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[both growl]
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- [inhales]
[horn blaring]
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Ah!
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- Ya!
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- Ya!
- Ah, ha-ha!
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- [roars]
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- Oh, I can't look.
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- [grunting]
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- Mommy!
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- [growling]
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- [slowed groaning]
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- All right, Bubble Bass.
You're tagged.
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Pay your tab.
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- [mocking grunts]
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- You bested me
at Three Deadly Challenges.
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But I am broke!
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Verily, I spent all of my money
on cardboard.
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What are you going
to do to me?
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- Nothing,
but I am sure Mr. Krabs
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has some Deadly Challenges
of his own for you.
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- [labored breathing]
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This is torture!
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My arms are killing me.
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I can't feel my fingers.
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I feel a cramp!
I'm cramped!
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My back is breaking.
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- [wailing]
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- [moans]
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00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,586
[overlapping complaints]
- That guy is terrible!
237
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:14,310
- Look, I sympathize.
238
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,586
He's gotta work here
until he pays off his tab.
239
00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:20,586
- I've got some money.
- I'll contribute to that.
240
00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:24,068
- What? That's not--
I didn't really--oh--oh.
241
00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:26,793
[gasps]
[overlapping complaints]
242
00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:29,103
- Just get that menace
out of here!
243
00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:31,241
- [humming]
244
00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:34,620
- [grumbling]
Hmm?
245
00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:37,965
- All right, Bubble Bass.
Your tab's been wiped clean.
246
00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,655
You can go.
247
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:43,275
Well?
Go already!
248
00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:46,000
- Verily, I am free-ith.
249
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:50,551
- [giggles]
250
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,517
[cash register dings]
Huh?
251
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:56,034
- [laughs]
252
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,551
[whinnies]
Krabs!
253
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:01,379
I thank thee,
clapper-clawed barnacle,
254
00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:05,275
for forgiving my debt, and FYI,
255
00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:09,000
I just opened up a new tab.
256
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,896
[squeals, cackles]
257
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,620
Hi-ya!
- [growls]
258
00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:17,068
Oh, Bubble Bass!
259
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,862
- [laughs]
260
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:22,655
- Olé, Señor Squidward?
261
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,758
- Olé, SpongeBob.
262
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:28,931
[both humming]
263
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,275
- I'll lead.
264
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,931
- May I?
- Hmm?
265
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,655
- [giggles]
266
00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,655
- Eh, but, of course.
267
00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:42,482
[both humming]
268
00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:53,137
[energetic music]
269
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:57,310
♪ ♪
270
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:03,448
- Oh!
This restaurant is so fancy.
271
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,793
Even the silverware's
made of velvet.
272
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,689
Ooh.
273
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:10,172
- [giggles]
Nothing's too good
274
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:12,206
for my Puffekins.
275
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:15,172
- Madame and Monsieur,
your menus.
276
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:17,965
- Thank you.
These prices!
277
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:20,586
[whimpers]
278
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:23,241
- And what would
Mademoiselle desire?
279
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,758
- [giggles]
I don't know!
280
00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:28,068
What do you think,
Krabsy-wabsy?
281
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:32,206
- Uh, the water looks
delicious, puff-cake.
282
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:34,724
-[laughs]
Such a kidder.
283
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:39,275
Monsieur and I will have
the Kelp Consommé to start.
284
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,172
- [gulps]
To start?
285
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:43,172
- Followed by
the Sargasso Salad.
286
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:46,379
- [whimpering]
287
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:50,068
- And the Sweet and Sour Algae.
288
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:54,172
- Ah, may I suggest
the Coral Jubilee for dessert?
289
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,827
It's our most
expensive item.
290
00:12:56,896 --> 00:13:00,068
- Oh, yes,
we must try that, Eugene.
291
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,517
We'll take two.
292
00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:04,206
- [nervous laugh]
Yeah, sure.
293
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,827
Of course.
294
00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:08,862
- Excellent choice,
Mademoiselle.
295
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:11,931
- [whimpers]
Do something Krabs!
296
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,137
You're gonna go broke!
[gasping]
297
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,413
Ah!
[chuckles]
298
00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:20,206
I'll get soup
all over me nice suit,
299
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:22,724
and our meal will be free.
300
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,655
[grunts]
[drum roll]
301
00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:28,344
- Whoa!
- Oh, no.
302
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:34,413
[cheers and applause]
- Bravo!
303
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,827
- I've got
one last thing to try!
304
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:42,137
Uh, waiter.
There's an eyelash in me soup.
305
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:44,689
- Oh, my dear.
How revolting.
306
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,344
- [groans]
307
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,586
- SpongeBob?
- Oh, bonjour, Mrs. Puff.
308
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:55,206
Mr. Krabs said if I came along,
we'd all get a free meal.
309
00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:59,448
- Eugene!
This is so embarrassing.
310
00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:01,379
- [nervous laugh]Wait!
311
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,793
- [clears throat]
Your bill, sir.
312
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,068
- Do you take
Krusty Krab coupons?
313
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:11,103
[whimpering]
314
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,034
- Oh...
[grumbles]
315
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,482
- Oh, no, don't go,
sweetie bunch.
316
00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:19,344
Your wittle Krabsy is so sowwy.
317
00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,103
- Once again,
318
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:25,655
you've ruined our whole evening
by being cheap.
319
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:28,379
I thought you cared about me.
320
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,862
- I do.
321
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,344
I'll make it up to you,
honey biscuit.
322
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,482
Tomorrow night at my house,
we'll have the most romantical
323
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,896
and fancy-type meal
you ever tasted.
324
00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:42,413
- All right,
but it had better be perfect...
325
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,551
or else!
326
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,310
- [gulps]
[nervous laugh]
327
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,724
- Mr. Krabs,
you forgot your soup.
328
00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:55,068
- SpongeBob,
329
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,586
I got another little job for you
tomorrow night.
330
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,655
[doorbell ringing]
331
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:06,896
- I love working free overtime!
332
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,758
- Like I love
the sweet embrace of death.
333
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,172
- Get inside, you two,
before Puff sees you.
334
00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:13,448
- Whoa!
- [grunts]
335
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:16,172
- SpongeBob, you're cooking
a fancy-pants dinner
336
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:17,655
for me and Mrs. Puff.
337
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:20,379
- I came prepared, Mr. Krabs.Fwhoom!
338
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:23,034
Fancy pants for a fancy meal.
339
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,517
- [laughs]
340
00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:27,793
SpongeBob can't cook anything
but grease trap muck.
341
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,931
He's not a gourmet like moi.
342
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,931
- Not true,
I can cook fancy food.
343
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,827
I once made a Krabby Patty
with three buns.
344
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,827
- You make a good point,
Squidward.
345
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,862
That's why you're gonna use
your highfalutin knowledge
346
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:44,172
to supervise him.
- Of course.
347
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,931
- [whistles]
Pearl, you're serving the food.
348
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,275
- But, Daddy, I was planning
on staring at my phone tonight!
349
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:52,965
[sighs]
350
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:56,000
[grunting]
351
00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,931
- This place is ancient.
352
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,551
How are we supposed to cook
anything with this junk?
353
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,413
- What are you talking about?
354
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:08,620
This is high-quality
navy surplus here.
355
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,137
[all gasp]
- Oh!
356
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,034
- [nervous laugh]
357
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,206
So maybe
it's a little outdated.
358
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:18,758
Now just get cooking!
359
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:21,586
And the dinner had better
be fantastic, or else!
360
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:26,241
[doorbell rings]
Ooh, me lady fair is here.
361
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:27,655
- Ooh, what's this do?
362
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:30,413
- [grunting]
363
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:32,344
[growls]
364
00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:34,000
- Good evening, me dear.
365
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:37,689
May I say you look lovelier
than a stack o' twenties.
366
00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:39,586
- Oh, Eugene.
367
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:43,103
You know how I love it when you
compare me to folding money.
368
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,344
- [chuckles]
369
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:47,620
Me daughter Pearl
will be our server tonight.
370
00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:49,689
- [gasps]
How sweet.
371
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,517
Oh!
- [sighs]
372
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:54,689
[mellow lounge music]
373
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:57,034
♪ ♪
374
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,275
[groans]
375
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:01,000
[both laugh]
376
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:05,620
- [giggles]
377
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:06,896
[belches]
Oh!
378
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:09,758
The sparkling cider
is extra fizzy tonight.
379
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,482
- Now you just relax, Puffkins,
380
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:15,068
while I consult with me
very expensive private chefs.
381
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,275
[chuckles]
382
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,482
All right, hurry up,
you cheap slop slingers!
383
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,448
Get the dinner on the table!
384
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:24,310
- [groaning]
385
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:28,241
Here, even a simpleton like you
can make a salad.
386
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:32,275
And it better be fancy.
387
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,689
- Oh, I hope I can make it
fancy enough.
388
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:37,241
[grunting]
389
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,103
How's this?
[angelic choir sings]
390
00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:48,206
- [groans]
- Oops!
391
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,758
Can't forget
the salad dressing.
392
00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:55,931
- [groans]
- Ah!
393
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,793
- Mmm, it looks wonderful.
394
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,103
- Huh, it kind of does,
doesn't it?
395
00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:04,965
Hey, not bad.
396
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,000
[belches]
397
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,275
But it's not good enough
for my puffy-kins!
398
00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:14,206
[nervous laugh]
- Why, Eugene, how gallant!
399
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,896
- I'll just go check
on our next course.
400
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,724
- [rumbling]
Oh, my.
401
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,689
- What in the name
of all that's greasy
402
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,586
are you doing in here?
403
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:29,172
Salads ain't supposed
to have bubbles.
404
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,827
Squidward, you're supposed
to be watching him.
405
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:35,379
- Don't ruin
this dinner for me.
406
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,172
- Just what did you put
on that salad?
407
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,448
Oh, good grief,
this is dish soap!
408
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,724
- [sniffs]
I thought those salads
409
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,379
had a fresh lemony scent.
410
00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,862
- Go back to cooking,
you numbskull.
411
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,689
- [nervous laugh]
- Oh!
412
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,310
- [groans]
413
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,827
- Huh?
- Ahh--ah!
414
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:01,241
- Not fancy enough for you.
[nervous laugh]
415
00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,689
- Oh.
416
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,517
It looks beautiful!
417
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,827
- Huh?Uh-oh!
418
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:14,517
[booms]
419
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,206
Still not fancy enough for you.
420
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:24,068
Uh, still not fancy enough
for me fancy lady!
421
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,275
- [growls]
It doesn't have to be perfect!
422
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:29,172
Just give me some food!
423
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:32,931
- Yeah, okay, I'll just go check
on the main course then.
424
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,103
- [sighs]
Huh?
425
00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:36,448
Hmm.
426
00:19:39,241 --> 00:19:42,068
- You two had better come up
with something tasty,
427
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,827
or you're both double fired!
428
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,689
- So we're fired
from being fired?
429
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:49,413
Does that mean we're hired?
430
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,413
- Yes!
- [growls]
431
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,241
Then you're triple fired!
432
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,448
- No.
433
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,517
- Just make something edible.
434
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,000
[sighs]
435
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,586
- [sniffs] Hey,
that actually smells tasty.
436
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,551
- Hooray!
437
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,034
- [grunts][groans]
438
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:11,965
[growls, grunts]
- [grunts]
439
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,758
- Ah!
- [groans]
440
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,413
[grunting]
441
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,413
- [gasps]
[grunts]
442
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:21,379
Food fight!
443
00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:24,448
[playful music]
444
00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:27,413
[both grunting]
445
00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:31,758
- Whoa!
446
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,793
[yelping]
447
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:36,206
[screams]
448
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:38,172
- Ah, SpongeBob!
449
00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:41,586
Oh, oh!
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
450
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:43,034
[grunts]
451
00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:49,793
[relieved sigh]
Whew--huh?
452
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:53,344
- [grumbles]
453
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:54,620
- [nervous chuckle]
454
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,655
Just let me check
the quality, my dear.
455
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,896
- Let go of my grub, bub!
- Whoa!
456
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,862
[dramatic music]
457
00:21:01,931 --> 00:21:03,931
- I'm famished!
458
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,413
- Psst, that's not food.
That's SpongeBob.
459
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:08,827
- Argh!
460
00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:11,689
[both grunting]
461
00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,206
- We've gotta stop her.[grunts]
462
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:18,172
- Where are you going
with my dinner?
463
00:21:18,241 --> 00:21:20,034
- Squidward, go long![grunts]
464
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:23,448
- I don't want him!
- Gross!
465
00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:26,655
- [babbles]
466
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:29,137
- [growls]
[roars]
467
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,310
- [screams]
- [screams]
468
00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:32,379
- [sighs]
469
00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:34,586
[both yell]
470
00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:37,551
- [sighing]
471
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:38,758
both: [yelp]
472
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,310
- [grunts]
473
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:42,862
[hollers]
474
00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,482
[gulps]
[belches]
475
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,655
Ooh.
[slurps]
476
00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,896
That was delicious.
477
00:21:48,965 --> 00:21:50,965
- Uh, Puffykins.
478
00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:53,068
I don't know how
to say this, but...
479
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,000
[together]
You ate SpongeBob!
480
00:21:55,068 --> 00:21:56,551
- [laughs]
481
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,275
Hey, a candle.
482
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,620
- Oh, my...
483
00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:04,793
- I'm afraid you'll finally
have to pass SpongeBob.
484
00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:08,241
- Oh, just take me
to the doctor.
485
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,620
- ♪ Dinner is served ♪
486
00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:14,344
[angelic choir sings]
487
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,068
- Three buns.
488
00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:22,655
- [gulps]
It's perfect.
489
00:22:22,724 --> 00:22:24,137
[both sigh]
490
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:27,931
[stomach rumbles]
But I'm still hungry.
491
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:28,965
[ding]
492
00:22:29,034 --> 00:22:32,034
- [slurping]
Ahh.
493
00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:34,620
- [screams]
[tires squealing]
494
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[panting]
495
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:38,103
- I just want a taste!
496
00:22:38,172 --> 00:22:39,620
- Bon appétit.
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