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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
It's finally my lunchtime--
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my only respite
from these cretins
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and all the slop they call food.
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- [giggling]
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[inhales]
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[chomping]
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[burps]
[dish shatters]
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[pleased hum]
Hello.
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- Egh.
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Well, let's see what delectable
treats I packed myself today.
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- Yoink!
You know the rules.
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No outside food
in me restaurant.
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Oh, and Mr. Squidward,
I've got a hot date tonight,
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so don't let no one bother me
for the next few hours.
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I'm gonna be in the tanning bed,
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browning the leather...
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[chuckles]
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- Hello!
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- [groans]
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- Here--let me see here.
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Hmm, dried kelp strips?
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[groans]
Reduced fat sea water?
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[chuckles] That's weird.
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Jackpot!
Ice cream sandwich.
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[chomping]
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[giggling]
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Ooh, nice and toasty in here.
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I'll be back for you later.
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- ♪ I got a krabby patty
for my favorite Pat ♪
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♪ A patty pat for
my favorite Pat! ♪
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Here you go, Patrick.
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- [gulping]
- Oh, mama, it's hot in here!
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- What was that?
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- Oh, Neptune, I'm melting!
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- Mr. Krabs' air conditioning
must be malfunctioning!
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He could be mildly
uncomfortable!
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[both grunting]
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- No, wait.Don't.
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- [gasping]
Oh, Mr. Krabs!
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Are you okay?
Ah, speak to me!
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- [vocalizing]
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- [sobbing]
- This doesn't look good.
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He melted all over the floor.
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Mmm, strawberry.
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Poor guy.
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- [sobbing]
Mr. Krabs...a tasty puddle...
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He's--he's--he's dea--
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[wailing]
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- [laughs]
Oh, oh, look at that.
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And right before
his big date tonight.
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What a shame.
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- A date?
Oh, must love die meltily
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in my arms too?
[sobbing]
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- I guess he's just an empty
shell of the man he used to be.
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[giggling]
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- Hey, Squidward, you're right!
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Only Mr. Krabs' insides melted.
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His shell is fine!
Maybe if we fill this back up
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with organs, he'll be okay!
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- Say what now?
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- Plankton!
- Ah, I didn't do it!
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- We would like to purchase
one large drum of chum, please.
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- Extra organ-y.
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- Say what?
How do I know this isn't
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a plot to steal
my secret chum formula?
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[both laughing]
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- Yoink!
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Enjoy your chum drum.
Yum, yum!
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- Thanks, Plankton!
Love you.
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Well all right, let's put some
kick back in this crab!
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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- [groaning]
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[grunting]
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- Hmm, we're still
missing something.
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Oh!
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A little zaparooni
ought to do it!
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The spark of life!
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Doot!
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[dramatic music]
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- [groaning]
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[garbling]
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- He's alive!
He's alive!
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[laughs]
He's alive!
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- [garbling]
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- Mr. Krabs seems
kind of dumb now.
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- Well, Patrick,
he has had a rough day.
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We'll just have
to remind him of everything
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that makes him
him again!
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Don't you worry, Mr. K.
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We'll have you right
back up to speed before
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your big date tonight!
I promise!
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- [garbling]
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- Ooh, I'm done.
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[grunting]
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Hey. Where'd me shell go?
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I'm never that careless
with me carapace.
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[watch beeps]
Oh, no!
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I'm running late.
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I'll just have to grab
me spare suit from home.
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Okay, here. Ooh.
Uh-oh.
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Let's see,
if I time this right,
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no one will notice
me naked nethers.
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- [chomping]
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[baby crying]
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- [grunting]
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- Okay, Mr. Krabs,
this is your final test.
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What do you like more?
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Money or cookies?
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- [garbling]
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- Don't say cookies.
Don't say cookies.
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- Money.
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- Right!
You're all ready for
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your date with Mrs. Puff!
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Hooray!
[all cheering]
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- [grunts]
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[laughs]
I made it!
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- Ew, Daddy!
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You're naked and ruining
my cheerleader slumber party!
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- [gasps]
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all chanting:
Hey, hey, hey!
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Mr. K!
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We don't wanna see
your booty today.
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- [shrieks]
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[gasping]
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I know that spare
is in here somewhere.
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Ah-ha!
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Ooh, haven't worn
this one in a while.
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Eh, well, it'll just have to do.
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I'm coming, me precious Puff!
- [cheerleaders scream]
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- Daddy!
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- Okay, Mr. Krabs, here we are!
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Just remember
everything we practiced
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and your date will go just fine.
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Good luck!
- Yeah, don't blow it.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Oh, is that you, Eugene?
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- [groans]
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- Yes!
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- Yes.
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- Well, you're right on time,
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for once.
What a treat.
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- Yes.
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- [laughing]
And so agreeable tonight.
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- Yes.
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- Aww.
Oh, Patrick,
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Mr. Krabs may be the one
we brought back to life,
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but it's love we saved tonight.
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- [groaning]
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- Puff!
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Puff!
You in there?
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I'm sorry I'm late for our date!
[grunts]
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[gasps]
Empty.
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She must be waiting for me
at the restaurant.
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Oh, I hope she's waiting for me.
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[nervously gasps]
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- [sighs]
You know,
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there's something different
about you tonight, Eugene.
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You've been
such a good listener.
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- [grunts]
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- And that manly
new musk you're wearing...
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[sniffs]
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Oh, my.
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- [garbles]
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Chum.
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- Oh, I think we're way
past being chums, Eugene!
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[moaning]
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- Ooh, Patrick,
their date is going great.
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- I say, do you mind?
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- [gasping]
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Don't worry,
I'm here, me puffy princess!
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- [giggles]
- What?
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Who is that clown
clawing at me woman?
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[growling]
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What in Davy Jones'
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Gym Locker is going on here?
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- Who is that?
- I don't know,
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but we better stop him
before he ruins everything!
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[both grunting]
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- Sorry, Mr. Krabs.
Sorry Mrs. Puff.
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Enjoy the rest of your date!
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- [grunts]
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What are you doing, boy-o?
It's me, Mr. Krabs,
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your lovesick employerer!
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- Lovesick employer?
Clever imposter, you mean!
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- Hmm.
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[laughing]
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That's the real Mr. Krabs,
you idiots!
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Oh, and Eugene...
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your teenage self called.
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He wants his prom tux back!
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[laughing]
- [grunts]
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- Sorry, sir.
We thought you had melted,
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and so we brought you
back to life with chum!
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Anybody would've
done the same thing.
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- [stammering]
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Melted? Chum?
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What're you
goin' on about, boy-o?
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- [giggling]
- [garbling]
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[both grunt]
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- Get your mitts
off me gal, bucko!
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- Oh!
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You're not going to take that
from a stranger,
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are you, Eugene?
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Fight for my love!
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[both grunting]
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- Ah!
This is all
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a big misunderstanding.
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- [garbling]
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- Hey!
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Ow!
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[growling]
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[grunting]
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[both groan]
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- [garbling]
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- Oh...
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I lost the fight
and me Puff.
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- [groaning]
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Uh-oh...
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- [chuckles]
I win!
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Well, kind of.
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- Sorry, Eugene.
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I guess I couldn't see past
your handsome exterior...
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- Oh, baby, it's okay.
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[groans]
Ew.
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Sure hope I can get
this stink out of me shell.
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- I like it.
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- Sorry about
the mix-up, chummy.
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You may not be Mr. Krabs,
but you can still be our friend!
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- [garbling]
Friends.
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[laughter]
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