Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[tires squealing]

[engine revs]

- Now, SpongeBob,

what is the proper procedure for making a right turn?

- Hmm...

Ooh!

Hold on, I'll check the textbook.

- [shouts]

- Ah, your mirror and you.

No.

Oh, proper seatbelt hygiene?

No.

- Assuming crash position.

[screaming]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[screaming]

[surf rock music]

[screaming and tires squealing]

- [yowls]

♪ ♪

[brakes screeching]

- [gasps] We didn't crash!

- Hooray!

♪ ♪

both: Huh?

[crashing and banging]

[bones shaking]

♪ ♪

- Mrs. Puff?

Oh, there you are!

[grunts]

- Oh!

- [strains]

[giggles nervously]

I'll make it up to you, Mrs. Puff!

- Oh! - Shine your shoes?

[tongue squeaks]

Style your hair?

[hair dryer whirs]

- Ow!

[groans angrily]

- Oil your boat?

- Oh, ah!

[gasps]

Spongebob--[stammers]

stop!

Cease!

And desist!

[breathes heavily]

[groans]

Well, you could clean up all this junk.

I've been tossing stuff in this old lighthouse for 20 years.

- Ooh!

I love cleaning!

- Uh-huh.

Glad to hear it.

I'll be in my classroom.

[humming]

Oh!

And if you need me...

don't.

[inhales deeply]

[meditative music plays]

[heavy metal music plays]

♪ Talk to the fin! ♪

♪ Don't care where you've been! ♪

♪ ♪

[upbeat ukulele music]

- [shouts excitedly]

[grunts and strains]

♪ ♪

[squeaks like a dolphin]

♪ ♪

[alarm rings]

[drum thumps]

[strains]

♪ ♪

[jabbers excitedly]

♪ ♪

[gobbles]

[slurping]

♪ ♪

[burps]

[knuckles crack]

[grunts theatrically]

♪ ♪

[jabbers excitedly]

Ah, that takes care of that.

Huh? Hmm.

♪ ♪

- [coughs]

- Yuck, this place needs a good scrub.

♪ ♪

[slurps]

♪ ♪

[humming]

♪ ♪

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Ah! Almost done.

I just need to shine up the old lighthouse's lantern.

- [eerie howl]

- [gasps]

The lighthouse is haunted!

Just like my toaster.

- [ghostly howls]

[wails loudly]

- Um...

[door squeaks]

[horror movie music]

- Whoa!

That box is haunted!

[grunts and groans]

These stairs are haunted!

♪ ♪

[shouts]

♪ ♪

This trash is haunted.

- [growls]

- [screams]

- [growls]

[intense dramatic music]

[meows]

- [screams]

Ghost snail!

[whimpers]

- [meows] - Hmm?

Oh! [giggles]

You're no ghost!

Just a cute little stray snail!

How about I call you Louie?

- [purrs] - Lighthouse Louie!

[giggles]

- Meow, meow!

[upbeat ukulele music]

- Now Louie, you be good while Uncle SpongeBob cleans.

[strains]

- [meows]

♪ ♪

- Oy, oy!

Oh.

♪ ♪

- [meows]

- Louie, I'm afraid you'll have to play out here, little fella,

for your own safety.

♪ ♪

Phew!

[hair dryer whirs]

[coach's whistle blows]

[telephone rings]

- [meows]

- What?Louie?

[upbeat Hawaiian music]

♪ ♪

Well, that oughta keep you out of my

hair?

- [meows]

- Sorry, Louie.

You have to stay outside.

♪ ♪

Ow!

[metallic clang]

No silly little snail

is a match for my superior sponge brain!

- [wails]

[plops]

♪ ♪

- [giggles quietly]

[can opener whirs]

[suspenseful music]

And the bait, one can o' patty!

[chuckles confidently]

- [meows excitedly]

♪ ♪

[slurping]

- Gotcha!

- [meows]

- I don't gotcha?

You got me.

[straining]

[blabbers]

Barnacles, that's heavy!

Huh?

Ah!

[suspenseful ukulele music]

[gulps]

[bell rings]

[old-timey sailor music]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

Huh?

Where'd Louie go?

[balloon squeaks]

Louie, Louie!

Louie!

- [meows]

- Louie!

So this is where you've been hiding!

- [snarls ferociously]

- [gulps]

Nice snail. Good Louie!

No, no, no!

[screams]

[yelping and snarling]

[dramatic music]

[screams]

♪ ♪

- Whoa!

Those dudes are huge!

I wonder what they lift!

- [gasps]

Those aren't dudes.

They're giant monsters!

Everybody panic!

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[crunching and yelling]

[lighthouse rumbles and creaks]

- [growling]

[screaming and angry meowing]

[screaming]

- Those buff monsters have vanished!

We're saved!

[dramatic music]

[screaming and angry meowing]

- We're doomed!

[slurps]

[screaming]

[straw slurping]

Oof!

[gasps]

My cheeks!

[news station theme music]

- Can you please tell our viewers

the cause of this destruction?

- It was a lighthouse!

It rolled through town,

destroying everything in its path!

[hyperventilates]

A lighthouse!

[bawls]

- My goodness.

Were you or

your legs

injured by this insane lighthouse?

- No.

[dramatic music]

- [high-pitched scream]

That blasted lighthouse is gonna demolish me Krusty Krab!

Attention, loyal customers!

- Run for our lives?

- No, throw your bodies in front of that lighthouse

and protect me restaurant!

[building rattles]

[screaming and panic]

[screaming and angry meowing]

- No, not the Krusty Krab!

- Stay away from me restaurant,

you dirty, uh, lighthouse!

[screaming and angry meowing]

- [high-pitched scream]

- Must...stop...lighthouse!

- [meows]

- [cries out]

♪ ♪

- [bones shaking]

Huh?

[laughs]

And don't come back!

[laughs]

[dramatic ukulele music]

♪ ♪

- [moans]

You came back.

[screaming and angry meowing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Ow!

[heavy metal music plays]

[screams]

[suspenseful music]

[wheels squeaking]

♪ ♪

- [whimpers]

Louie?

Where's Louie?

- [meows]

♪ ♪

- [purrs]

[happy meowing and purring]

[peaceful music]

- Aww, Louie!

You weren't trying to stop me from cleaning!

You were just protecting your cute little babies.

together: [meows]

- I guess I should call you Louise instead.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- [gasps]

You actually did a good job, SpongeBob!

You deserve a gold star!

- [squeals] Gold star!

I have a present for you too, Mrs. Puff!

[purring and meowing]

And these little cuties were hiding in your lighthouse.

- Oh![laughs]

Aren't you adorable!

- Oh, Mrs. Puff. You're pretty cute, too.

- [groans]

- See you next week, Mrs. Puff!

- Amazing.

For once,

SpongeBob didn't create a huge disaster!

- Puff!

Your blasted lighthouse destroyed the whole town!

And me restaurant!

- My lighthouse?

all: What are you gonna do about it?

[crowd grumbles]

[heavy metal music plays]

- Talk to the fin!

♪ ♪