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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[ukulele music]
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♪ ♪
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[background chattering]
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- Order for--
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Huh?
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both: Om, nom, nom.
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- Ohh.
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Disgusting!
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You people eat like anima--
anima--
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Anima--
Achoo!
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[sad music]
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[barking]
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- Oh, there's my baby.
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Oh, my little baby!
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- Oh, no.
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You cannot bring
a worm in here.
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It's unclean!
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And some of us are allergi...
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Achoo! Bah!
...gic.
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- What's with all the sniffy
fits out here, Mr. Squidward?
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- It's not my fault,
Mr. Krabs.
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She snuck a pet
into the restaurant.
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- Oh, I didn't know my sweet
little Fifi wasn't allowed.
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- Aaaachoo!
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- Hmm?
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[poof]
[panting]
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- Well, your sweet little
Foofoo's gotta go.
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We have a strict policy.
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No pets allowed.
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- What a shame.
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Krabby Patties are all my Fifi
will eat these days.
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Oh, I would have gladly paid
double the price
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if it only meant she could have
her favorite food.
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- [squeals]
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[grunting]
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Ah, there!
All fixed.
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See?
"Now: Pets Allowed!"
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- Oh!
How delightful!
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- Of course.
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Bwaa choo!
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[overlapping chatter]
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[cow moos]
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- Hee hee!
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I tell ya, Mr. Squidward,
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I'm makin' more money
than Neptune!
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Hehehe!
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- Aachoo!
Bah!
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- Hmm?
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- Hold it right there, Krabs.
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[grunting]
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- Oh, no!
The health inspector!
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- Oh, yes.
The health inspector.
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And I'm afraid you can't
run a restaurant
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and a feed lot
out of the same building!
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- Hee, hee.
Ha, ha!
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- It's unsanitary.
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I'm shutting you down!
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Unless you pick one.
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People or pets.
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- Ohh.
Heh.
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh!
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh!
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Oh, yeah!
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I choose pets!
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- Heh, ha!
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What?!
No!
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- All right,
you heard the man.
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If you ain't a pet,
you're trespassing.
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Time to go!
Get a move on.
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- Wait a minute.
What about our pets?
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- Oh!
Well, don't worry.
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I'll still be billin' ya
for whatever they eat.
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all: Whoa!
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- [retches]
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both: Eww.
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- Hoo, hoo!
Sandy.
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Your Alaskan Bull Worm
certainly was hungry.
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- [gasp]
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Sweet jawbone of San Antone,
I'm broke!
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Looks like I'm eatin' canned
nuts for the rest of the year.
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Ah.
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[animals chatter]
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♪ ♪
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- Welcome, little worm!
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Here at the Krusty Krab,
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it's a pet paradise.
- Aaah.
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♪ ♪
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Enjoy yourself!
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And don't forget to order
something to eat.
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- [barking]
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- Oh uh, maybe
I'll order for you.
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Heh, heh.
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- Hey, man.
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Could I like...
get a Krabby Patty to go?
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- Sorry.
Pets only.
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You can try your luck across
the street.
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- Aww.
I don't wanna eat chum.
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- [laughing]
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- Rawr!
- [groans]
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[disappointed groaning]
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- Heh, heh!
The house special!
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- Ugh.
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It's great that my pets
are eating and all, but...
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I'm still hungry!
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- Aww.
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♪ ♪
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- Heh, heh.
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[twinkling music]
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[gulp]
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- Mmm.
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- I wish I was a pet
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so I could eat off the floor.
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- You are eating off the floor.
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- Yeah, but--
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I wanna eat Krabby Patties
off the floor!
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- The pink dude might have
the right idea, guys.
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If we dress up like pets...
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We could trick Krabs
into serving us!
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Of course!
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- If you wanna make costumes,
I have a craft corner.
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- Oh, boy!
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♪ ♪
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- Aaah, plah!
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- Oh, construction paper.
Oh, boy!
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Anyone seen the glue?
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- [chuckling menacingly]
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Now's my chance to sneak
into the Krusty Krab
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in my pet, Spot.
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- [barking]
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- [chuckling]
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Hey...
What's happening?
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No, Spot.
Stop digesting me, Spot!
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Bad Spot!
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Yeeoowww!
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- [barking]
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- Barnacles.
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[accordion music]
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- Into the wall ya go!
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[gasps]
What the...?
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- Oh, boy!
I mean...aarf, aarf.
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- Hmm...
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- Hungry!
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- Hmm...
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- Ooh, ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
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Woof, woof!
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- Hmm.
Squidward!
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- [grumbles]
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- Rawh!
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- Yes, Mister--Achoo!--Krabs.
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- Why don't all these new pets
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have patties
in front of 'em?
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I'm running a business,
not a shelter!
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- Ow!
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- Mmm.
- Huh?
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- Greetings,
fellow lagomorph.
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Perhaps you might consider
sharing a sliver of your--
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- [screaming]
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- [gasps]
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I'll just be...
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[grunts]
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[rabbits snarling]
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[all gasp]
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- Hahaha!
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[cheering]
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[all growling]
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[blows landing]
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- Pet fight!
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Rah!
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Aaaah!
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- [whimpering]
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- [whimpering]
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[growling and hissing]
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- Mrowr!
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- My leg!
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[cawing]
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- No, no, no.
Bad scallops!
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Aaaah!
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[crashing]
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[chaotic screaming]
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- Who's ready for--
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a violent brawl?
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Stop, please!
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The Krusty Krab
is a place of peace.
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[growling]
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- Yow!
- Yow!
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[growling]
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- Dah!
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[gasps]
The health inspector?
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all: The health inspector?
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- Eh...
Roar?
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- But I thought you said people
and pets can't eat together?
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- Yeah.
What are you doing here?
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- This whole mess
is your fault!
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[crowd clamoring]
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- Em, I was just hungry
for a Krabby Patty.
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We've all been there, right?
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Plus, I, um, I learned
something today!
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SpongeBob, give me
a bouncy C, would ya?
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- Ooo, gladly!
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[grunting]
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[lively music]
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- ♪ Pets are people too ♪
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♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
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♪ Yes, whatever
you like to do ♪
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♪ There's a pet
who likes it too ♪
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♪ There's a pet for people
who like to run ♪
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♪ And one for people
who don't ♪
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♪ A pet for folks
who avoid the sun ♪
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♪ And those who should
but won't ♪
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♪ A pet for people
who sing and dance ♪
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♪ A pet for people who cry ♪
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♪ A pet for people
who take a chance ♪
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♪ And for those
with just one eye ♪
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♪ Yes, no matter what
we say or do ♪
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♪ There's just one thing
I know is true ♪
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♪ We all eat patties,
yes we do! ♪
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♪ And every pet likes
eating them too! ♪
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♪ Because ♪
243
00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:45,068
all:
♪ Pets are people too ♪
244
00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:48,551
♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
245
00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,827
♪ Yes, whatever
you like to do ♪
246
00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:54,620
♪ There's a pet
who's just like you ♪
247
00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:58,275
♪ Just like you! ♪
248
00:09:58,344 --> 00:09:59,896
♪ Pets! ♪
249
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,000
[panting]
250
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,758
- Whew!
251
00:10:03,827 --> 00:10:07,896
Pets and people deserve to eat
side by side.
252
00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:09,068
- Ahee!
253
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,275
- Yes!
254
00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,724
And a round of patties
for everyone!
255
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,379
Not on the house!
256
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,586
[cheering]
257
00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:19,344
♪ ♪
258
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:21,517
[indistinct chatter]
259
00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,241
- Gosh, mister.
260
00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:30,689
You've got more customers
here than I've ever seen!
261
00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,413
- 'Course I do!
262
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,379
Didn't you hear the song?
263
00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,655
♪ Pets are people too ♪
264
00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:39,482
- Well if they count
as people...
265
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,724
[dramatic music]
266
00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:44,931
- Then they count
as fire hazards!
267
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,206
I'm the fire marshal, and
you're over capacity, Krabs.
268
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:50,482
Shut her down!
269
00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:51,931
Everyone out!
270
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,034
- What?
271
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,379
Nooo!
272
00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:56,827
[all grumbling]
273
00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,310
- Wait.
Come back, come back!
274
00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:02,448
Me pet profits.
275
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:05,379
I'm ruined.
276
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:06,862
- Hey, uh--
Mr. Krabs?
277
00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,655
I was planning
on taking a Krabby Patty
278
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,275
home to my Gare Bear.
279
00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:12,620
You could overcharge me
for it if you want.
280
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,793
- Eh, huh.
Really?
281
00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,827
Thanks, boy-o!
282
00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:19,793
You're a good minimum wage
employee.
283
00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:22,965
- Yaaaah!
[crashing]
284
00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,758
Ahh, hah.
285
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:27,103
♪ ♪
286
00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:29,827
Aaaachoo!
287
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,827
- Pah, ah!
Urgh!
288
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:39,206
[tropical music]
289
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:46,172
♪ ♪
290
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,448
[creaking]
291
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:53,448
[romantic music]
292
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:56,551
- Aah, I'm floating on air.
293
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,379
A balloon ride,
a candlelight dinner,
294
00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:02,103
and our wedding song
is playing!
295
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:03,689
This date is perfect.
296
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,206
- No, you're perfect, Karen.
297
00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:09,758
You're the best computer wife
a copepod could ever have!
298
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,482
Bon bon?
299
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,586
- Oh, I shouldn't.
300
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:18,758
- Indulge yourself, my darling.
301
00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:20,482
- Thank you, Plankton!
302
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:23,275
This is truly
a date to remember.
303
00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:27,103
- Well, my love, you haven't
seen anything yet!
304
00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:30,724
For you, my love.
305
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:34,068
- Ohh, Ray Ray!
306
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,103
[sniffing]
307
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,758
Aah...
308
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,413
- That's right, baby.
309
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,896
Ray Ray is at your service.
310
00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:46,103
- Ray Ray, you've got my
cooling fans running on high.
311
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,965
- Ha, ha. Get over here
and give me some sugar!
312
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,931
[kissing sounds]
313
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,758
- Huh?
314
00:12:53,827 --> 00:12:55,103
- ♪ Do do do do do ♪
315
00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:56,310
[yawns]
316
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,275
What a long day.
317
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:03,517
♪ ♪
318
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:04,758
[kissing sounds]
319
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,344
[angelic singing]
320
00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:07,862
- Uh...eh...ehh!
321
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:10,206
Ahhh!
I can't take it!
322
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:11,482
- What is it, Plankton?
323
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:12,793
- Hold that thought, baby.
324
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:14,551
I uh--
I forgot something down here.
325
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,827
I'll be right back!
326
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,896
Can't believe this is really
happening.
327
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,241
Oh!
328
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:24,241
The Krabby Patty secret formula
is finally mine!
329
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,344
Huh?
330
00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:27,655
Huh?
331
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,172
Eh...
332
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,344
Ehh!
333
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:33,172
Hm, eh, ah, eh, eh!
334
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:36,517
Is this some kind
of horrible nightmare?
335
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:37,517
What?
336
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,862
A projector?
337
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,793
You tricked me
with a simulation?
338
00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:45,344
- It was a test, Plankton!
339
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:47,275
And you failed!
340
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:50,482
You fail every time when it
comes to our romance.
341
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:54,068
Right, so I goof up one time
and now I'm the bad guy?
342
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,965
- One time?
Failed one time?
343
00:13:57,034 --> 00:14:00,206
How about 4,700,000 and...
344
00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:03,517
[glitching]
Error, er-er-error.
345
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,310
- But baby cakes,
346
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:08,655
I left to go get the
Krabby Patty secret formula.
347
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,931
For me...
And you...
348
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,068
You know...for us!
349
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:14,758
Ehhh?
350
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:16,620
- Listen, Sheldon.
351
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,137
You need to show me
an interruption-free
352
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,724
romantic date night because
until that happens
353
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:26,448
no one is leaving
the Chum Bucket.
354
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,586
[alarm sounds]
355
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,344
- Aah!
356
00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:32,344
[intense music]
357
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,206
♪ ♪
358
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,551
- Oof!
359
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,482
- You better not mess
this one up, Ray Ray.
360
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,103
- Ah!
361
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:45,448
♪ Da da da da doo doo ♪
362
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,896
I think Karen's favorite
"scrap electronics stew"
363
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,172
ought to do the trick.
364
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,896
[laughing]
365
00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:54,137
Yep.
Huh?
366
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:57,275
I guess it wouldn't hurt
to have just a little peek
367
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,241
at the Krusty Krab.
368
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,965
- Hmm.
369
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,206
- ♪ Dee dee doo dee ♪
370
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,551
What a long day.
371
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,724
[yawns]
372
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:10,137
♪ ♪
373
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,000
- [gasps]
374
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:12,827
It's really out there!
375
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,862
And this time
it's not a hologram!
376
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:17,482
[scratching and whimpering]
377
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:18,724
Uh, uh...
378
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,448
- [clearing throat]
Plankton.
379
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:21,413
What are you doing?
380
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:22,827
- Oh, hey, baby!
381
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,862
Just adding
the finishing touches
382
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,965
to tonight's main course!
383
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:29,620
- Aww, you are so sweet!
384
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,620
I can't wait to try it!
385
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:34,310
[kissing sounds]
386
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:36,413
- Whew!
Good one, Plankton.
387
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:37,896
The formula!
388
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,965
Now how am I gonna get you?
389
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,620
[breeze blows]
390
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:45,413
- Yes, yes, yes!
391
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:46,620
No, no, no!
392
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,482
Slow it down, you maniac!
393
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,689
[panting]
394
00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:50,862
Who's that?
395
00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:52,310
- Krabby Patty!
Krabby Patty!
396
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:55,758
- Eesh.
It's that numbskull Patrick.
397
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:58,724
Hey, doofus!
I mean, star friend.
398
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,931
- Krabby Patty.
399
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,482
- Over here.
- Hmm?
400
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:04,241
- No, over here!
401
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,931
Come on.
402
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,482
Yes, that's it.
403
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,793
You've got it.
404
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:11,379
Now who's a good boy?
405
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,793
- [panting]
406
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:16,862
- Okay, now grab that bottle
by your feet there.
407
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,206
No.
408
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,413
[sighs]
409
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:21,517
The other drink container
by your feet.
410
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:24,068
- Hmm.
- Pick that one up instead.
411
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,413
- Uh?
- By your feet.
412
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:26,862
- Huh? Uh?
413
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,241
- Now look right!
414
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,758
- Oh, huh!
415
00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,896
- You have got
to be kidding me.
416
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,344
Right, Patrick!
417
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,551
- Uh?
- Your other right!
418
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,827
- Oh!
- Yes!
419
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,000
[laughter]
420
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,758
That's it, huh!
421
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,689
- Ah!
- Good boy.
422
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:46,310
Now bring it over here to me.
Yes, that's it!
423
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:47,931
Huh?
424
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,517
Oh, where did he go?!
425
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:52,379
- Excuse me, are you
the window cleaner?
426
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:55,241
- How in barnacles
did you get in here?
427
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,068
- I dunno?
- Well, who cares?
428
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:59,862
Did you bring that bottle
I told you to bring?
429
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,896
- Uh-huh.
430
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,448
Tastes kinda funny, though.
431
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:07,931
- No, I said the other one,
you moron!
432
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
- Hey, you guys
are doing great!
433
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:13,620
Two, three, four.
434
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:17,034
- A thin piece of glass is all
that stands between me
435
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,793
and what I want most
in the world.
436
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:22,344
Why is life so unfair?
437
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:23,586
- Oh, honey?
438
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:26,275
Is dinner almost ready?
I'm famished!
439
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:30,586
- Uh, it's almost finished,
my sweetheart!
440
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:31,965
What am I gonna do?
441
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,241
Think, Plankton, think!
442
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,275
Oh?
443
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,896
Idea!
444
00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:39,344
That's it!
445
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:42,344
Karen will never know
the difference!
446
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:45,068
Now I think I got
what I need right here.
447
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,931
Patrick, you may
feel a slight tickle.
448
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,931
- Oh, I like tickles.
449
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,793
[sawing]
450
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,758
- Okay, let's get
a look at this.
451
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,000
- Ha, ha!
That was intense!
452
00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,586
- Oop!
Almost forgot.
453
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,103
- Ha, ha.
Ow!
454
00:18:02,172 --> 00:18:05,965
- You're going on a date
with my wife Karen, Ray Ray.
455
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,103
- Oh, but I sound like Patrick.
456
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,068
- Oh, no.
You keep your mouth shut.
457
00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:11,620
I will take care of that.
458
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,758
[high-pitched feedback]
459
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,965
[chuckles]
460
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:18,689
- Oh, Karen?
461
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:21,275
Dinner is served,
my little love nugget!
462
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:25,172
- Oh, my gosh.
This looks amazing!
463
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,724
I loves my Ray Ray.
464
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,310
[growls and giggles]
465
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:32,241
- And I love my Karen.
466
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,068
Now let's dig in!
467
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:39,517
- [giggling]
468
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,034
♪ ♪
469
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:46,000
- Krabby Patty secret formula,
here I come!
470
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:51,310
- Ow!
That's a little rough, Ray Ray.
471
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:56,000
- Ow, Plankton!
What are you doing?
472
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,689
- Ohh.
Oh, that feels nice.
473
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:02,068
Ahh, okay.
Goodnight.
474
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:03,275
- Whew.
475
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:06,068
That was close.
476
00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:10,689
- Yep, we had another
money stacking day.
477
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,103
Hehehe!
478
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,758
Didn't we--
Huh?
479
00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,000
[gasps]
480
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,034
Me Krabby Patty secret
formuler?
481
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:19,931
[gasps and screams]
482
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,448
It must have fell
out of me boat!
483
00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:24,103
Ooh, don't you worry, sweetie!
484
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:26,103
Daddy's comin' for ya!
485
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:28,206
[tires screeching]
486
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,827
- Formuler! Formuler!
- Huh?
487
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,758
- Where are ye, formuler?
488
00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:34,586
Where's me formuler?
489
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:37,034
What have you done
with me secret formuler?
490
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:38,655
Formuler?
Where are ya?
491
00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,758
Formuler?
492
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,793
Formuler!
493
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:45,620
Formuler? Formuler?
494
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,172
Formuler!
495
00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:50,655
Where are you, formuler?
496
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,793
Plankton.
497
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:58,448
I know you have me formuler!
So just hand it over!
498
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,965
- Eee...
[blowing]
499
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:05,068
- Open up, Plankton!
I know you've got me formuler!
500
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,172
- Huh?
Who could that be?
501
00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:09,379
- Uh, that banging noise?
502
00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:11,551
Haha, that's just the dryer.
503
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:15,206
I thought I'd do the laundry
so you wouldn't have to later.
504
00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:16,551
Kiss kiss.
505
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,241
- Oh, Ray Ray!
That's the most romantic thing
506
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,758
you've ever said!
507
00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:22,689
[kissing sounds]
508
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:23,896
- Hmm.
509
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,689
The formula is finally mine.
510
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,344
[chuckling]
511
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,896
Oh, come on!
512
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,137
- I know you're in there,
Plankton!
513
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:35,896
- Wha?
- Eh, eh!
514
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:38,724
- Formula.
515
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,586
Thanks for holding it for me.
516
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,172
[both straining]
517
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,000
- Urgh!
- It's mine!
518
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,068
- Sheldon?
519
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:48,620
Today made up for everything.
520
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:51,689
So I wanted to give you
a little something.
521
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:55,413
After years of research,
I finally synthesized the data
522
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:58,965
and came up with the Krabby
Patty secret formula!
523
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,586
- [gasps]
524
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:01,586
A-ha!
525
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,344
- Plankton!
526
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:04,448
Let go!
527
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:06,241
- Whatever you say, Krabs!
528
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,827
- Doh!
Aah!
529
00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:11,000
- Who needs your stupid
hard copy in a bottle, anyway
530
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:14,827
when I have a downloadable
version right here?
531
00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:16,965
- [groans]
You jerk!
532
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,620
- [chuckling quietly]
533
00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:21,413
- Now...
534
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:26,137
the secret formula is...
535
00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,000
- Is what? Is what?
What is it?
536
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,310
- [gasps]
537
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:30,413
Uuugh!
538
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:31,379
Ray Ray!
539
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:33,620
- [chuckles nervously]
540
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:36,758
- Uh, which one of us
is Ray Ray?
541
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,551
- I am, you doofus!
542
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,068
- Well...
well, I'm Ray Ray too!
543
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:43,000
- No, I'm Ray Ray!
544
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,517
- I don't care
who is the real one!
545
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:48,379
You can both watch
this formula get deleted.
546
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:50,965
- Eee, Karen!
Darling, sweetie!
547
00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:53,068
Please, let's talk about this!
548
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:56,137
[hysterical crying]
549
00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:59,137
- Don't mess with date night,
Plankton.
550
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,379
- Aaah...
551
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,655
- Oh.
Nom, nom.
552
00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:12,965
- Now this is truly
a wonderful date, Plankton.
553
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:17,517
And thank you for giving me
your undivided attention.
554
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,379
- I wouldn't miss it
for the world, baby.
555
00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:24,000
- Aah.
- ♪ La da dee la da lee! ♪
556
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:26,137
♪ ♪
557
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:28,517
- Oh, boy.
558
00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:35,517
♪ ♪
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