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[upbeat music]
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- Ladies and gentlemen!
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Behold my wondrous paintings!
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[groans]
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- Um, excuse me.
Can I have some ketchup?
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- Hey, look at my art,
you dummies!
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- Oh!
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- I don't know how you talked me
into this art show, SpongeBob,
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but I'm shutting this thing down
right now.
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- Aw, you can't, Mr. Krabs.
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Wait until Squidward sells
some of his paintings.
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- Buy some important paintings.
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See me expose my exquisite
suffering.
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Hmm.
These fools don't even recognize
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the masterworks
in front of their faces.
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I'll confront them
with the power of my art.
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- Ahh--
- Witness the beauty!
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- Pah!
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- Come on, Larry,
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get your salad on!
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- Come on, Larry,
get your art on!
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- Oohee!
My eyes!
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[screaming]
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The pain!
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- I want a Kwabby Meal!
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- How about some art
to go with that?
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[horse neighs]
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- [screams]
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- [screaming]
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Run, baby, run!
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- That's it! Squidward is
scaring me customers away.
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I'm shutting this art show down.
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He's never gonna
sell his paintings.
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- Sure, he will.
I just bought one.
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- Ah! Holy shrimp.
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Why would you do that
to yourself?
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- What do you mean? I love it.
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- Ah.
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- Mr. Krabs,
Squidward is our friend,
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and his paintings are so cheap.
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You should buy one
just to be nice.
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- [coughing]
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I'm good.
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- Nice?
Nice?
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I don't waste my money on nice.
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- But think about how valuable
these paintings might become.
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- Valuable?
What do you mean?
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- When art gets older,
it usually gets more expensive.
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Squidward's paintings
might be worth millions someday.
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- Millions?
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Out of me way!
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Here!
- Ow.
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- Gimme.
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This is mine now!
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- Okay, Mr. Krabs!
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- [laughing]
Art, art, art, art, art, art.
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Now all I need to do is sit back
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and watch me art
grow more valuable.
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[giggling]
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- I am a very important
art appraiser,
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and I say this so-called "art"
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will never be worth a penny.
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- Hey, Eugene H. Krabs
does not--
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[gags]
Lose money.
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There must be
something I can do
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to make this art
worth lots more cash.
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- Hmm...
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- I sold all my art?
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This tiny handful of coins
has legitimized me!
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Who wants the autograph
of a real artiste?
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- [growls]
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- Ahh!
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- Well,
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paintings can become
much more valuable
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when the artist
is not longer with us.
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You know, out of the picture.
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[gags]
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- Out of the picture, eh?
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I think I could arrange that.
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- Artist walking--
check me out.
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- Check this out.
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Got a delivery for you,
Mr. Squidward.
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- What? You can't be serious.
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An artist, such as myself,
should not be subject
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to such menial tasks.
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Aw, don't be menial
to Squidward, Mr. Krabs.
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I'll take the delivery.
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- No.
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Mr. Squidward is
a real artist now,
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and real artists
can handle anything.
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[wind whistling]
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- The Arctic is so cold.
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[shivering]
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Come on, Squidward,
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you're a strong artist.
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You can do it!
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Nope.
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[grunts]
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[shivering]
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SpongeBob?
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- Oh, hey, Squidward!
- Ah!
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SpongeBob,
what are you doing here?
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- Just getting some ice.
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Fresh!
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[laughs]
Need some help?
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Oh!
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[humming cheerfully]
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- Here's your food.
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- Hey, this is cold!
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Perfect!
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[both laughing]
- Dah!
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- Eh, we better get you home.
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- Hello.
Is this the art appraiser?
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Just wanted to let you know
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that me good, good friend
Squidward is now
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out of the pictu--
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[stammering]
Wha-what the sea horse?
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Got another delivery for you,
Squidward.
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And only Squidward!
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- Your eyes are so pretty.
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- [giggles]
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- Last...
[blows raspberry]
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Stop...
[blows raspberry]
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Rock...
[blows raspberry]
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Bottom.
[blows raspberry]
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- [moaning strangely]
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- [moaning
and blowing raspberries]
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- 237 Rock Bottom.
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Oh, there it is!
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Oh, remember, Squidward,
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real artists
embrace the unknown.
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Uh, is anyone here?
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[blows raspberry]
I've got a delivery
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from the Krusty...
[blows raspberry]
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Krab.
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[all blowing raspberries]
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[both screaming]
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- What are we screaming about?
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- Monsters!
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- They're not monsters,
Squidward,
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they're my friends.
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- What...
[blows raspberry]
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Up...
[blows raspberry]
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SpongeBob?
[blows raspberry]
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[all blowing raspberries
and cheering]
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- Yes, I am sure
that Mr. Squidward
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is out of the picture for good.
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He will be missed.
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So come on over
and tell old Krabs
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how much money
me paintings are worth.
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[laughs]
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[both laughing]
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- [laughs]
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[sobbing]
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[growls]
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Squidward, delivery!
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- Ooh, this tickles.
[laughs]
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- [Mr. Krabs grunts]
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Follow me, Mr. Squidward.
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I've got a special delivery
vehicle
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just for a great artist
like yourself.
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- Well, that's more like it.
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Finally some respect.
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- Into the rocket you go.
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- Ah!
Ooh.
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Wait, why do I need a rocket?
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Where is this delivery to?
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- Mars.
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- Oh, Mars. Well--
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M-M-M-Mars?
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- Bye, Squidward.
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- [Squidward screaming]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Delivery from the Krusty Krab.
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- [speaking gibberish]
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[all chomping]
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- Hmm.
All this red, so garish.
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Ah, this dump needs
a true artist's touch.
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[all gasp]
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- [roars]
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[munching sounds]
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- So now that Squidward
definitely,
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100% is gone for good--
what a shame--
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what do you think
of these here paintings?
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- Well, of course,
they're awful,
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but if the so-called "artist"
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is really out of the picture,
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then perhaps
they're worth something.
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- Really?
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[sobbing]
It's so complicated.
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These are tears of joy, but
they're also tears of sadness
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for my good friend Squidward,
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wherever he is.
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- Oh, there he is, Mr. Krabs.
- [grunts]
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[ship whirring]
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- Stay here and keep an eye
on me investments.
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[eerie music]
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- [whimpering]
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Well, that was disgusting.
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So who wants to talk about
my use of color
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and brush stroke?
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- [clears throat]
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Hm!
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- I have done everything I could
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to get you away from here
safely.
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- Ah!
- Now you're messing
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with me money!
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- Dah!
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- Run, Squidward, run!
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- Hey!
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How about a little support here?
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- Run, Mr. Krabs, run!
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- [screams]
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- [quietly] But a little slower
than Squidward!
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- [screaming]
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- [sniffing]
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- [muffled shouting]
- It's your best friend,
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SpongeBob.
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[dramatic music]
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- Oh, get off of me!
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- I'll never get off of you,
Squidward.
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Not until you're safe.
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- I'll never be safe!
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Not until my paintings are gone.
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- No, Squidward!
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You can't deprive the world
of your paintings!
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- True, but it's better than
depriving the world of me.
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Hmm?
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- [growls]
- Ah!
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- [laughing]
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- Come on, Squidward,
destroy those paintings
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before Mr. Krabs gets back.
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- [straining]
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I--I can't do it!
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They're just too magnificent!
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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Get away from me paintings!
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- Oh, I'm sorry, paintings,
but it's you or me!
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[grunting]
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- Yes. Yes!
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Now this is true art!
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- Wha--really?
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- So visceral, so dangerous.
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- Yes!
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Feel my art!
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[laughing]
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- Leave me paintings alone,
you monster!
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- No!
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That was the most exhilarating
performance art
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I have ever seen!
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- Really?
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So it must be worth millions!
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Hey, out of me way!
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[both laughing maniacally]
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- [laughing]
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- [laughing]
Mr. Krabs, uh, Squidward,
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I don't think
you should be doing that.
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- Oh, don't be so provincial,
SpongeBob.
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- Yeah, stop trying
to censor our money!
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I mean, our art!
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[grunts]
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[both grunting]
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There!
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- Bravo!
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Bravo! Bravo!
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[both grunting and yelling]
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- Ooh, boy, hee-hee!
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So, heh,
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how much you gonna give me
for all this?
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[chuckles]
- Nothing!
272
00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:29,590
Performance art is about
the moment.
273
00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:31,350
You cannot put a price on it.
274
00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:33,850
- What?
Wait. Come back here,
275
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,690
you double-crossing--
276
00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:39,790
- Doh! Mr. Krabs!
Squidward!
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00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:40,790
[strains]
278
00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:43,950
- A-ha!
279
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:47,950
And that is how I acquired
this masterpiece.
280
00:10:47,950 --> 00:10:49,720
- Ooh.
- Ahh.
281
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,020
- Bravo.
282
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,050
- I'm an artist.
283
00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,250
- I'm rich.
284
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:58,450
- And I helped.
[laughs]
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[light string music]
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