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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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*
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[waves crashing]
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[lively string music]
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*
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- Ahh! Sea spider!
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Sea spider! Sea spider!
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- [roars]
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- Ahh!
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Oh!
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[grunts]
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- [hissing]
- Oh.
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Back! Back!
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Oh.
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Oh!
Oh. Ah!
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[sobs]
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[blowing]
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[whimpering]
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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Oh, boy! Here it is!
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My lost coupon!
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I found it!
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[grunts]
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[gong sounds]
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You have fought well today,
sea spider,
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and now I must leave.
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For I am going to use
this coupon to get an ice cream
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for my bestest friend
in the whole ocean--
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um...
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Sponge Knob Hair Pants!
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Hmm.
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Hmm!
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- [slurps]
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Hey, Patrick.
- Gah, gah! Oh.
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- What you doin'?
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- I got this here free coupon
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and I'm gonna get you
an ice cream.
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- That's nice of you, buddy,
but I already got an ice cream.
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- Uh...
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but I'm getting you
an ice cream!
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- Why would ya?
I already got one.
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- [grunts]
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Because I'm a nice guy!
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- Wow.
There goes the nicest guy.
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- [grunts]
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Whoa.
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- Hooray!
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I win a free coupon!
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- H-how did you know
about my free coupon?
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- Me back knows.
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It breaks out in hives
around anything free.
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- Guh.
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- I also know how heavy
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a free ice cream coupon can be.
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- It's heavy?
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[straining]
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- Much too much responsibility
for a carefree fellow like you.
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- [strains]
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- Tell you what.
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I'll take that free coupon
off your hands
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for the price
of a hearty handshake.
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- Uh...
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Oh.
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Ohh!
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Oh!
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SpongeBob does love handshakes.
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- You should be ashamed
of yourself!
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Taking advantage of a simpleton.
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- Ahh, come on.
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Can't an old crab have a little
unscrupulous fun anymore?
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- Hey, you ruined my deal!
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I almost had a handshake!
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[grunting]
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- Oh, you dingdong
wing nut!
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Krabs was just trying
to steal your coupon!
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- Steal my coupon?
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Hmm.
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[gasps]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- You want my ice cream coupon!
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You can't have it!
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- Okay. Whatever.
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- He never really knew
how to sing.
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- No! Singers?
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- You.
both: Hmm?
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- Oh, I see you...
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peeking at my coupon!
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It's for SpongeBob's
ice cream!
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- Hooray for SpongeBob.
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- Hey, what's going on?
[indistinct chatter]
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- Get away from me!
All of you!
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You're all after my coupon!
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[quavering]
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all: Coupon! Coupon!
Coupon! Coupon!
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Coupon! Coupon! Coupon!
Coupon!
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- No! You can't have my coupon!
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No! No!
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[static buzzes]
- Officer Slugfish?
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We got a call about a sea star
disturbance on your beat.
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Please investigate.
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- Roger, headquarters.
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Hey, you.
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Headquarters?
I couldn't catch him.
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He got away.
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- [whimpering]
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- You're a bad baby!
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- [grunting]
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Whaa!
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[shutters clicking]
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- Oh, look, honey,
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it's Bikini Bottom's
Sidewalk of the Stars.
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[chuckles]
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- This one's gruesome.
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Hmm, looks like
some kids' cartoon.
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Should we take a photo?
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- Nah, waste of film.
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- [grunts]
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Ooh.
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Ah! Come back!
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Ah!
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I made it.
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[laughing]
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It's beautiful.
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[whimsical music]
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*
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- And a good ice cream day
to you, sir.
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- Yes, it's a good day
for ice cream!
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- And what's your pleasure?
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- Oh, I want your bestest
ice cream
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for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob!
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- Excellent choice, sir.
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One Heavenly Paradise coming up.
[cow mooing]
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[cheers and applause]
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[horns blow]
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[Patrick moaning excitedly]
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*
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- SpongeBob won't mind
if I just take a little taste.
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[buzzer sounds]
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- Aw, this coupon's out of date.
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Expired two years ago.
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Sorry, we can't honor it.
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- No ice cream for SpongeBob?
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Uh!
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[grunting loudly]
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I demand that you honor
my coupon!
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[sobbing loudly]
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- Temper tantrum
in center aisle!
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- I'm on it.
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- Take my coupon!
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Take my coupon.
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Take my coupon. Take my coupon.
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Ah, take my--
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- You poor, miserable creature.
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- I'm miserable.
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- You wretched, worthless,
shabby--
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- Hey, don't you think
you're being a little harsh?
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- Not really.
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Look at him.
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- [Patrick groans]
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- Yeah. Never mind.
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Continue and bump it up
a little bit.
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- Listen, buddy,
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there is one person
who can honor this coupon;
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the person who owns this store.
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The Ice Cream King himself.
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- The Ice Cream King?
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- Oh, yeah.
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He lives up there
in that mansion.
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- Wow.
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- Do you need a push?
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- Yeah.
Would you, please?
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Whoa.
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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Hello?
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[dramatic music]
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[mysterious music]
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- Are you the exterminator?
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- Oh. [laughs]
No.
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I'm not the extra gator.
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I'm here to redeem my coupon
for a free ice cream!
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It's for my bestest friend,
but it's out of date.
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- They're all out of date
because I don't know
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what year it is.
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- I don't know
what anything is.
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- Are you smart or dumb?
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- Apples?
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- Genius!
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Let's see your head.
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I can't feel your brain.
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- It's down here today.
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- Mine too!
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High five!
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[both grunt]
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Secret handshake?
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[both grunting]
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Perfect!
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You don't know
the secret handshake either.
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Hey, I don't know your name.
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[grunts]
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- Hey, you're right!
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[grunts]
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- This may still be redeemable
according to the fine print.
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- [straining]
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I didn't bring my reading eyes.
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- Try my glasses!
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[grunts]
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- Oh, ooh.
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It says "garbaldy goop."
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- But spelled backwards is...
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The King's Challenge!
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Hair growing contest!
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[straining]
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Ah-ha!
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- Wow.
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Oh...
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[straining]
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Ow.
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- That's sad.
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Watch this.
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[straining]
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Try beating that.
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- Oh, man.
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[straining]
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- Ha ha!
I beat you.
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- Not so fast.
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Ha!
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Can I redeem my coupon now?
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- Not just yet.
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Best two out of three.
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[Eastern wind instruments]
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[gong sounds]
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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Your butterscotch style
is strong, Low Fat,
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but it is no match
for my brownie bits!
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- Ha, ha, ha!
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You'll wish your cone was a cup
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when I whip you into cream!
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Hi-ya!
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[shouts]
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[both panting]
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[both straining]
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They told me you had scoops,
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but your serve is soft.
264
00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:59,580
I see you've studied
the ancient art of failure!
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- Oh!
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- Redeem my coupon!
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- Think fast--
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rainbow sprinkles!
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[chomping]
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- You have played with skill
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and courage.
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I will honor your coupon.
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- [giggling]
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- One free ice cream cone!
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[doorbell rings]
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- Oh, hello, Patrick.
What's up?
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- I was gonna give you
this ice cream,
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but it melted.
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Instead, I got you
this hearty handshake.
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- Aw, I love
hearty handshakes,
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but not as much
as I love ice cream!
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[angelic choir harmonizes]
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Care to join me?
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both: Whoo-hoo!
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