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- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- * Ohh...

* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[lively string music]

*

- Ahh! Sea spider!

Sea spider! Sea spider!

- [roars]

- Ahh!

Oh!

[grunts]

- [hissing] - Oh.

Back! Back!

Oh.

Oh! Oh. Ah!

[sobs]

[blowing]

[whimpering]

[grunts]

Whoa!

Oh, boy! Here it is!

My lost coupon!

I found it!

[grunts]

[gong sounds]

You have fought well today, sea spider,

and now I must leave.

For I am going to use this coupon to get an ice cream

for my bestest friend in the whole ocean--

um...

Sponge Knob Hair Pants!

Hmm.

Hmm!

- [slurps]

Hey, Patrick. - Gah, gah! Oh.

- What you doin'?

- I got this here free coupon

and I'm gonna get you an ice cream.

- That's nice of you, buddy, but I already got an ice cream.

- Uh...

but I'm getting you an ice cream!

- Why would ya? I already got one.

- [grunts]

Because I'm a nice guy!

- Wow. There goes the nicest guy.

- [grunts]

Whoa.

- Hooray!

I win a free coupon!

- H-how did you know about my free coupon?

- Me back knows.

It breaks out in hives around anything free.

- Guh.

- I also know how heavy

a free ice cream coupon can be.

- It's heavy?

[straining]

- Much too much responsibility for a carefree fellow like you.

- [strains]

- Tell you what.

I'll take that free coupon off your hands

for the price of a hearty handshake.

- Uh...

Oh.

Ohh!

Oh!

SpongeBob does love handshakes.

- You should be ashamed of yourself!

Taking advantage of a simpleton.

- Ahh, come on.

Can't an old crab have a little unscrupulous fun anymore?

- Hey, you ruined my deal!

I almost had a handshake!

[grunting]

- Oh, you dingdong wing nut!

Krabs was just trying to steal your coupon!

- Steal my coupon?

Hmm.

[gasps]

[indistinct chatter]

- You want my ice cream coupon!

You can't have it!

- Okay. Whatever.

- He never really knew how to sing.

- No! Singers?

- You. both: Hmm?

- Oh, I see you...

peeking at my coupon!

It's for SpongeBob's ice cream!

- Hooray for SpongeBob.

- Hey, what's going on? [indistinct chatter]

- Get away from me! All of you!

You're all after my coupon!

[quavering]

all: Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon!

Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon!

- No! You can't have my coupon!

No! No!

[static buzzes] - Officer Slugfish?

We got a call about a sea star disturbance on your beat.

Please investigate.

- Roger, headquarters.

Hey, you.

Headquarters? I couldn't catch him.

He got away.

- [whimpering]

- You're a bad baby!

- [grunting]

Whaa!

[shutters clicking]

- Oh, look, honey,

it's Bikini Bottom's Sidewalk of the Stars.

[chuckles]

- This one's gruesome.

Hmm, looks like some kids' cartoon.

Should we take a photo?

- Nah, waste of film.

- [grunts]

Ooh.

Ah! Come back!

Ah!

I made it.

[laughing]

It's beautiful.

[whimsical music]

*

- And a good ice cream day to you, sir.

- Yes, it's a good day for ice cream!

- And what's your pleasure?

- Oh, I want your bestest ice cream

for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob!

- Excellent choice, sir.

One Heavenly Paradise coming up. [cow mooing]

[cheers and applause]

[horns blow]

[Patrick moaning excitedly]

*

- SpongeBob won't mind if I just take a little taste.

[buzzer sounds]

- Aw, this coupon's out of date.

Expired two years ago.

Sorry, we can't honor it.

- No ice cream for SpongeBob?

Uh!

[grunting loudly]

I demand that you honor my coupon!

[sobbing loudly]

- Temper tantrum in center aisle!

- I'm on it.

- Take my coupon!

Take my coupon.

Take my coupon. Take my coupon.

Ah, take my--

- You poor, miserable creature.

- I'm miserable.

- You wretched, worthless, shabby--

- Hey, don't you think you're being a little harsh?

- Not really.

Look at him.

- [Patrick groans]

- Yeah. Never mind.

Continue and bump it up a little bit.

- Listen, buddy,

there is one person who can honor this coupon;

the person who owns this store.

The Ice Cream King himself.

- The Ice Cream King?

- Oh, yeah.

He lives up there in that mansion.

- Wow.

- Do you need a push?

- Yeah. Would you, please?

Whoa.

[panting]

[grunts]

Hello?

[dramatic music]

[mysterious music]

- Are you the exterminator?

- Oh. [laughs] No.

I'm not the extra gator.

I'm here to redeem my coupon for a free ice cream!

It's for my bestest friend, but it's out of date.

- They're all out of date because I don't know

what year it is.

- I don't know what anything is.

- Are you smart or dumb?

- Apples?

- Genius!

Let's see your head.

I can't feel your brain.

- It's down here today.

- Mine too!

High five!

[both grunt]

Secret handshake?

[both grunting]

Perfect!

You don't know the secret handshake either.

Hey, I don't know your name.

[grunts]

- Hey, you're right!

[grunts]

- This may still be redeemable according to the fine print.

- [straining]

I didn't bring my reading eyes.

- Try my glasses!

[grunts]

- Oh, ooh.

It says "garbaldy goop."

- But spelled backwards is...

The King's Challenge!

Hair growing contest!

[straining]

Ah-ha!

- Wow.

Oh...

[straining]

Ow.

- That's sad.

Watch this.

[straining]

Try beating that.

- Oh, man.

[straining]

- Ha ha! I beat you.

- Not so fast.

Ha!

Can I redeem my coupon now?

- Not just yet.

Best two out of three.

[Eastern wind instruments]

[gong sounds]

- Ooh. - Ooh.

Your butterscotch style is strong, Low Fat,

but it is no match for my brownie bits!

- Ha, ha, ha!

You'll wish your cone was a cup

when I whip you into cream!

Hi-ya!

[shouts]

[both panting]

[both straining]

They told me you had scoops,

but your serve is soft.

I see you've studied the ancient art of failure!

- Oh!

- Redeem my coupon!

- Think fast--

rainbow sprinkles!

[chomping]

- You have played with skill

and courage.

I will honor your coupon.

- [giggling]

- One free ice cream cone!

[doorbell rings]

- Oh, hello, Patrick. What's up?

- I was gonna give you this ice cream,

but it melted.

Instead, I got you this hearty handshake.

- Aw, I love hearty handshakes,

but not as much as I love ice cream!

[angelic choir harmonizes]

Care to join me?

both: Whoo-hoo!