Original subtitles

[cheerful music]

*

- [creepy giggling]

- Hmm.

- [giggling]

- SpongeBob! Where are those patties?

- Coming right...down, Squidward.

- What are you talking about, SpongeBob?

Don't you mean coming right up?

- Mmm... - I don't see what you're--

[sizzling] Aah!

- Nice catch, Squidward!

- Thanks...

[child crying]

- Whoo!

[chortling, gibbering]

- I want my teddy fish!

Waaaaah! - Ha ha, all right,

don't worry, little boy, we'll find it!

This kid lost his toy.

SpongeBob, I need you to check the Lost and Found.

- Ooh! I didn't know we had a Lost and Found.

- I love my teddy fish!

[wailing]

- You better find it quick, SpongeBob.

Kid's bawlin' is chasing me customers away.

Follow me, boy-o!

- Waaaaaaah!

[both coughing]

- Is there a ladder?

- Yes.

- Aaaaahhh!

Aaaaah! [whomp]

- Here's the ladder, boy-o! - Okay, I--

[whack]

Nice catch!

- [groaning, grunting]

[wham] Ow!

- Now, try not to get bit by anything poisonous!

- What? - Oh, nothing, nothing.

Good luck!

- Oh, this must be the Lost and Found!

It's not in here!

- Try turning on the lights!

[suspenseful music]

[click]

- [gasps] Oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

Wow! Lost umbrellas!

Lost flip flops!

Lost keys! Lost remotes!

Oh! A whole, entire shelf of lost "cool guy" shades!

Now, that's a sight for more eyes.

[laughs]

Oh, no pictures, please.

Did you get my good side? [laughs]

[giggle echoes]

[clattering]

What a funny echo.

Ha...ha.

[giggle echoes]

[gulps] Hey!

[laughs] There's bric-a-brac

and gee-gaws!

[gasps] I wonder if there's tchotchkes!

Oh! Oh!

Tchotchkes!

Lost novelty items!

Wow!

I love lost novelty items!

Ooh!

[teeth clicking] Uh-uh-eh-eh-uh--

[whoopee cushions farting] Excuse me!

Oh!

Ah!

[cushions fart in rhythm to Latin music]

[fart-fart-fart-fart] *

[fart-fart-fart-fart-fart] *

[fart-fart-fart] *

Whaa!

Aah!

[clucking]

[fart fart-fart-fart fart!]

[fart fart]

Oh, thank you, cymbal-clapping sea chimps!

What is this?

Looks like Bikini Bottom.

[rumbling]

[all screaming]

[dramatic music]

Yee! Eee-eee-eee!

Whew!

[wham] Whoa!

[distant chuckle]

- Hey, Mr. Krabs, you know that annoying

crying kid? [crying in background]

He's still crying... and it's still annoying!

- Squidward, I'm glad you're here.

I think SpongeBob may be lost in the Lost and Found.

- And this concerns me how, exactly?

Wait--what?!

Aaaaahhhhhh! - Don't worry.

There's a ladder.

[crying continues]

all: [angry muttering]

- And find that toy...

pronto!

- [muttering]

Whoa! Are you the people of the too-small clothes?

- No. We were children, lost in the Krusty Krab

over 60 years ago,

and we were never claimed.

- Did you drop a box on my head?

- Of course! It's how we say hello.

- Oh!

Hello! - [weakly] Hello.

[moaning]

- Oh, no...looks like I'm lost now too.

- Don't worry. You are found and can live with us now.

- How did you survive down here all this time?

- People leave all kinds of things behind.

Like gum. And mints.

They leave lots of mints.

- Your breath is delightfully fresh.

- [claps twice] Bring on the welcoming feast!

all: Welcoming feast!

[quirky music]

[ding]

- Dig in!

- [crunching, cracking] Ooh...

- Hey, little dolly. You must be getting hungry!

[doll squeaks] - Oh, hey!

That's the teddy fish!

My boss, Mr. Krabs, told me to grab that.

Thank you! - Grr! This?

I found it, so... finders keepers!

- Finders keepers. Finders keepers.

- Huh? - Yoink!

Losers weepers!

- He is using our sacred words against us!

- That's my teddy fish! Get him!

- Sorry, but this has to go back to its rightful owner!

[all gasping, wheezing, coughing]

- Run...like the wind...

- Moron! I mean, SpongeBoooob?!

I can't believe Old Man Krabs has held on to all this stuff.

Oooh! Kazoos!

Why, I had a kazoo when I was a child...

Everybody loved it!

[playing off-key notes]

[all screaming]

- Oh! Ow! My ears!

[sobbing]

- These are clarinets!!

In fact, these are all my clarinets!

Wait a minute-- these weren't lost!

They were all in my locker!

Mmm... [panting gets louder]

Now what could that possibly--

Uhhh!

[dramatic music]

[clarinets cracking]

*

[groans]

Typical.

- Squidward? SpongeBob?

It's the curse of the Lost and Found:

no one ever gets found.

They just stay lost.

Oh, well, back to work.

- Waaaah! - The ambiance in this place

stinks!

- [gasps] Stinky ambiance?

Oooh, it's a dark time for the Krusty Krab.

- Waaaaah!

- Waaaaaah!

- Oh! Lost toys!

Aah! [panting]

[all wheezing] - Get him!

[thud] - Uhh!

[clinking]

- Whoa--oh!

[boom]

Lost Toilets?

- We need more speed!

[flushes, water rushes]

- [mutters]

- Aah! - Ohh!

- Wha-ooh...

[boom]

- Lost Pets!

[gasps, whimpers]

- Hyah! Hyah!

Mush! Mush!

[quirky music]

[all whistling cheerfully]

- Lost Mine!

[thud] Whaa--

[deep inhale] [blows]

[old kids groaning]

- Lost world!

[ominous music]

- A hatch! Maybe that's the emergency exit!

Grease trap!?

[Squidward screaming]

- [panicked breathing, whimpering]

[suspenseful music]

Lost dead ends?!

[whimpering, muttering]

- Give us the teddy fish!

- Teddy fish! Teddy fish!

- No! This teddy fish belongs to a poor, sweet child!

Huh?

Patty grease?

Oh, no! I haven't cleaned the grease trap in years!

both: Oh, no. - Quick!

Get on each other's shoulders.

At least some of us will survive.

- Aw, come on!

- Wait! I have a better idea!

[sharp whistle]

[both wailing]

- No SpongeBob, no teddy fish,

no customers!

[sobbing]

All is lost!

[pounding on trap door]

[sniffles] Who is it?

- Tylo! - Tylo who?

- [gasps] - Tylosaurus!

- SpongeBob! Thank Neptune you're back, son!

- Oh, good to be back Mr. Krabs,

but I'm not the only one. Look who I found!

- Ack! Get back! Get back!

- Ginger? Is that you?

- Mom! What are you doing here?

- We come here every week.

- "We"?

- Yes. Myself and your father

and the other parents of kids who were lost here.

Where were you?

- In the Lost and Found!

- [stutters] There's a Lost and Found?

- Hm. Maybe I should put up a sign.

[all muttering] - Aww, all the old people

are hugging. all: Uhh...ow...ow!

- Dry your tears, little kid.

Look! It's teddy fish!

- I don't want that anymore!

- Huh? Mmm.

- I want this! Whaaa-hooo!

- Well, I guess we all learned a lesson

about being lost and being found today.

- What's that, Mr. Krabs?

- I don't know. - Hey, speaking of lost,

where's Squidward?

- Ahhhhhhh! [blows off-key note]

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[ominous music]