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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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*
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[waves crashing]
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- [humming]
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Sorry about this barnacles,
but it's spring cleaning time.
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- I forgive you.
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[whirring]
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I take it back!
[screaming]
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- There, my masterpiece.
[yelling]
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What the--ahh!
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- [yelling]
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- Ah, perfect.
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No!
[grunting]
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What is that menace
up to now?
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[grunting]
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How many--
[grunting]
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- Whoa! Whoa!
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- Will you please
turn that thing--
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- Oh, hey, Squidward.
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- [grunting]
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- What are you saying?
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- [grunting]
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kids: Yay!
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- I can't hear you
over the hose noise.
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Hold on, I'll turn it off.
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kids: Aww.
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- [grunting]
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- What's you want
to tell me, Squidward?
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- Turn off the hose.
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- I already did. Here, I'll turn
it back on just for you.
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- No, no, no. wait--
[grunting]
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- Yep, it was off.
How'd I do?
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- Horrible!
Everything you do is horrible!
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I wish you would
just move away already.
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- Move away?
But Squidward, I like it--
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[sneezes]
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- [grunting]
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- Did you see that? Huh, I
wonder what's making me sneeze.
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- Ahh!
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Probably all the barnacle dust
you kicked up.
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- Oh, Squidward,
that makes no sense.
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Who ever heard of dust
making you sneeze?
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- Oh, fine, maybe you're
allergic to your pineapple.
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- [laughing] You can't be
allergic to a house.
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[sniffs]
[chuckles]
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Or could you--
no. [laughing]
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- [chuckles]
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Oh, why do I even bother
trying to explain things to him?
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Of course you can be
allergic to a house.
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I ju--wait.
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You can be allergic
to a house.
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[chuckles]
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- [snoring]
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- [chuckles]
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[grunting]
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Ah, ah, ah.
[stifled sneeze]
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[both snoring]
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- Ah.
[sneezes]
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- [growls and hisses]
- Gary, no, no, no, no!
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- [howling]
[both grunting]
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- Aww, playtime, that's nice.
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[both grunting]
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[horn blaring]
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- [sneezes]
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- [meows]
- Good mor--
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good mor--[sneezes]
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good--[sneezes]
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Good morning, Gary.
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[sneezes]
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[sneezes]
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Ahh!
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[sneezes]
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Ah--ah--ah--
[sneezes]
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Ahh!
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- You okay in there, SpongeBob?
[chuckles]
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- Oh, morning--[sneezes]
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Morning, Squidwa--
[sneezes]
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- Oh my, having a little
sneezing fit are we?
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- Yeah, I think you were right.
I must be allergic to my house.
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- Oh, that's too bad.
I guess you'll have to move.
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- Move?
- Yes. You can't stay here
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or your allergy
will just get worse.
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Hey, look at that.
- Look at what?
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[sneezes]
- See?
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Your allergy is already
getting worse.
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- But--but where will I go?
- Don't worry, SpongeBob.
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I'll help you find
a great new home...
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far away from here.
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- But, Squidward,
I love this old pineapple.
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We've had a lot of good times
together.
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Whee!
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- [laughing]
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[laughter]
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- [sneezing]
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Oh, Squidward,
my sneezing is getting worse.
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I'll miss my pineapple,
but I guess you're right.
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I ha--[sneezes]
I have to move.
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- Now you're talking.
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Trust me, you'll feel
so much better
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when you're clear of me--
your pineapple.
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- Squidward,
you're a good friend.
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- I know.
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- This would make a great new
house, what do you think?
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- Eh.
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a banana
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- Whoa!
I don't know.
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- How about this spicy number?
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a hot pepper
under the sea? *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- [grunting]
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- Hot listing, but no.
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- Well, there's a yummy one.
- Mmm.
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- * Ohh...
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Who lives in a chicken parmesan
hero under the sea?
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- [chuckles]
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Nope.
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- How 'bout this one?
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- Not bad,
but let's think outside the box.
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- Okay, so that's a no.
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I think I know
what you're looking for.
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How about this for space?
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- Hey, what's this lever do?
- [grunts]
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- Automatic balconies!
- [grunts]
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- Squidward, watch this.
- Wait, wait, no, no, no!
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[grunting]
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- Hey, Squidward, this is great.
What does this button do?
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- [yelling]
- [laughing]
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- [groaning]
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- That's what it does.
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Aww, why couldn't I live
in that last place?
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- Oh, that house was too
dangerous for you. Ow.
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Besides, it was just a house.
154
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But this is a castle
with a moat and everything.
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It's a long way
from Bikini Bottom.
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- I know.
- Huh?
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- I mean,
don't worry about it.
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It's a short 11-hour commute
to the Krusty Krab from here.
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- Well, I don't know,
Squidward.
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It doesn't seem like
the safest neighborhood.
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- All right, SpongeBob, this is
the last house on my list,
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but I think it's got everything
you're looking for.
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What do you think?
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- I don't know.
It doesn't look like much.
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both: Wow.
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- Pretty!
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- [grunts]
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This place is amazing.
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It's like living
in the future.
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- Ooh, check out
these cool stairs.
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Whee!
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- Uh, SpongeBob?
- Whee!
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- [grunting]
- Squidward? Squidward?
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[both grunting]
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- This place is awesome.
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[back cracking]
- Yeah, it is, isn't it?
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I can't believe
I get to live here.
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It's so much cooler
than your house.
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- [grunting]
You're right.
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This place is way too cool
for you.
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- Wait, what?
- I mean, living in a place
182
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like this can put
a lot of pressure on a guy.
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The constant attention
you get,
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and all the fabulous parties
you'd host.
185
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[playing flute]
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Eh?
- Oh, it's quite good.
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- Certainly worthy
of this house.
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- [whimpering]
- Indeed.
189
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- Not to mention
all the covers
190
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of "Cool Calamari"
you'd have to pose for.
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No, I can't let you
go through that, SpongeBob.
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So I tell you what,
I'll live here for you.
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- Yeah, but where will I live?
- You can have my old house.
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- Really?
That is so nice of you.
195
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That way I'll be one house
closer to Patrick.
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- Great, it's a done deal.
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So if you don't mind, I have
a lot of settling in to do.
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Bye-bye.
- Okay, so I guess
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I'll see you la--
200
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- [sighs] Now this is how
I was always meant to live.
201
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[chuckles and yawns]
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Bedtime.
203
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Oh, a built in alarm clock.
Hoo, this place has got it all.
204
00:10:14,350 --> 00:10:17,280
[beeping]
205
00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:23,080
[snoring]
206
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,620
[horns blaring]
- Ten, nine, eight...
207
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,920
Wha--what's happening?
- Seven, six, five...
208
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,580
- Oh, no.
It's not an alarm clock.
209
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:33,920
It's a countdown!
- Four, three, two, one.
210
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- [screaming]
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Huh? What--what the--
uh.
212
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That was horrible.
213
00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:58,050
But this is even worse!
214
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Ahh!
215
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- Doink.
Now this really feels like home.
216
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Ahh!
217
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,250
- [groaning]
218
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,680
- Squidward, you dropped in
for a visit.
219
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,080
- I am not visiting.
220
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,520
This is my house
and I want it back.
221
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,720
- Sorry, Squidward, but you gave
it to me fair and square...
222
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pants.
223
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Besides, if I move out now,
I have no where to go.
224
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,720
- Okay, fine, I'll just take
your old pineapple.
225
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Huh?
226
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- Sorry, Squidward,
but this is my house now.
227
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[chomps]
228
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:43,320
- Well, then, where am I
supposed to live?
229
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- Night, Squidward.
- [grumbles]
230
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[sneezes]
Ow.
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