Original subtitles

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[both screaming] [vehicle whizzes]

[tires squealing]

- Look out! Oh!

[smashing] [screaming]

- Learn how to drive!

- I'm trying! - Calm down, SpongeBob.

- Yes, Mrs. Puff.

[ding]

Nothing soothes one's frazzled nerves

like blowing bubbles!

[gasps and blows]

- No blowing bubbles while driving!

[bubbles popping - [groaning]

- [shrieking]

- Phew. [sighs]

[engines revving]

Whoa! [crash]

- [laughing nervously] - I can't feel my big toe.

- So, uh, how'd I do?

- Get out!

You're never getting a boating license.

- [whimpers]

But--but-- - Never! Never!

- [whimpers]

[clunk]

I'll never pass my driver's test,

I'll never get my license,

and I'll never know the joys of boat ownership!

- Ooh... - It's really nice.

[both giggle] - Oh, yeah, it's a turbo jet.

390 sea horse power with 11-to-1 pop-up piston.

[chest revs]

We're talking some serious muscle!

[engine roaring]

- I love your boat, Larry!

- [murmuring]

[upbeat surf rock music]

[whimpering]

[hip-hop music playing] - [singing indistinctly]

Oh, hey there, boyo!

Lovely day for a boat wash.

Isn't it? - [whimpering]

[sobs]

- Whoa.

Maybe I shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts.

- [sobbing]

Hey, Patrick, you want to hang out?

- Wish I could, SpongeBob,

but I'm kind of spending time with my boat right now.

- Your boat.

Sure, Patrick. See you later.

[whimpers]

- [humming]

Catch!

[sad guitar music]

- [whimpers] [sniffles]

[inhales and blows]

- You're a very good driver, SpongeBob,

and my favorite student.

Here's your license.

[bubble pops]

- Ooh!

[bubble pops] Aww!

If only I was as good at driving as I am at blowing bubbles.

[squeaks]

[gasps] Oh! That's it!

- Whoa. - What is that?

[lively jazz music]

*

both: Oh! - All right, all right.

[squeaky bouncing] [both swooning]

[crash]

[squeaky bouncing] [siren wails]

Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer?

- Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um...

- [laughs] You don't need a license to drive a bubble.

- Hmm, I suppose you're right.

Carry on, citizen.

[squeaky bouncing]

*

- [snoring]

- Gary! - [yowls]

- You'll never believe it.

I was out driving all day.

Yes, driving!

First I drove down the street like this!

[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]

Then I made a right turn on red like this.

[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]

You should've been there, Gary.

Oh, it was like a dream come true.

- [grumbling] Meow. [snores]

[knock at door] - Hmm?

- I'm here for a bubble boat. - Yeah, me too!

- I want one! - Uh, yeah, yeah, me too.

- Yes, please. - One, please.

- Oh, I'm not sure I have enough soap

to make this many bubble boats.

- Please?

- Well, I suppose I could tap into my rainy day reserves.

[grunts]

Gah. Gah!

- [excited grunting]

- One bubble boat coming up!

[inhales and blows]

- Thank you!

[squeaking]

- Down here, idiot!

I want to strike fear in the hearts of other drivers.

You got something terrifying in that wand for me, SpongeBob?

- I sure do, Plankton!

[inhales and blows]

[dramatic music]

[boing] - Oof!

[air hissing]

[grunts]

Ha-ha-ha, you fool! Now I will rule the streets!

[cackles]

Ouch!

[strained shouting]

[groaning] Strike fear...

- Hmm...blow me something that screams Larry, SpongeBob.

- I'm on it, Larry!

[inhales and blows]

[inhales sharply]

- Now, this is what I call a muscle car!

[grunts]

- I love your boat, Larry!

[squeaky flexing]

- [sighs]

I'll never blow enough bubble boats

at this rate.

Yahoo!

[inhales] [grunts]

[pop]

[all cheer]

- [humming] Greetings, class.

My name is-- [gasps]

[startled stammer] Mrs. Puff.

Oh, now that everyone's driving bubbles,

they don't need licenses.

[sighs]

I guess there's just no place in this world

for an old driving instructor.

*

Oh!

Bah! - Hey, watch it, lady!

- Ah! - I'm driving over here!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Oh--wah!

- Hey! pick a lane, butter-brain!

- [moaning]

[screams] [bubbles popping]

[siren wails]

- I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the boat, ma'am.

Do you know why I pulled you over?

- You ran my plates and saw my rap sheet?

- What? No.

Your vehicle has been outlawed, ma'am.

[tow truck beeping]

Now that everyone drives bubble boats,

real boats have been deemed too sharp and pointy

to be street legal.

- But I've never driven a bubble.

Bubble boating school?

Please don't be SpongeBob. Please don't be SpongeBob.

Please don't be SpongeBob. Please don't be SpongeBob.

Please don't be SpongeBob.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[smash] [thud]

Hi, Mrs. Puff. - Of course.

- You must be here for the bubble lessons.

Don't worry, Mrs. P. [blows]

You'll be learning from a master.

[grunting]

[bubble pops] Whoa!

[belches] [pop]

[laughs]

- Great.

- Now, to get your bubble going, just pump your legs like this.

[imitates pumping noises]

[cheerful music]

[wallops] - Oh! Ooh!

Oh! - Nice start.

- [panting]

[tires squealing]

*

[yelps]

[moans]

Oh! [flames whooshing]

Fire!

[crash] [flames whooshing]

[fire truck horn honks]

[upbeat music]

[exhales]

[panting] [tires squealing]

*

Oh! Ah! [tires squealing]

Hmm. Hah. Eeh. [tires screeching]

I did it.

- Mrs. Puff, you're ready.

- Really? - Absolutely!

You just need to pass your final test...

out there.

[dramatic music]

- [whimpering] Oh.

[lively jazz music]

- Nice and easy. Doing great.

- Hello!

- You know, this whole bubble boating thing

isn't so bad.

[laughs] Maybe I could--

- Oh, no, Mrs. Puff!

You got on the freeway by mistake!

Look out!

- [yelping]

[horn honks] - It's okay! Just calm down!

- Eeh! Oh! [tires squealing]

[both screaming]

[boinging]

[both scream]

- Ah! Ah! [horn honks]

Ah! [screaming]

- Oh! [both screaming]

[boing] - [mumbles]

- Oh! - [screams]

[crash] [muffled grunt]

Ah! - [sighs]

[groaning]

- Oh, no. What's gonna happen when they hit the surface?

- [murmuring]

[bubbles popping] [all screaming]

- [inhales sharply]

[blowing]

[intense breathing]

[inhales sharply]

[bubbles blipping]

[all screaming]

- Oh!

- Doh! [inhales and blows]

[boing] [bubble pops]

- No more bubbles.

Get them off me!

- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.

Even though it was bubbles

that caused all these problems,

it was also bubbles that solved 'em.

That's kind of a wash, I guess.

Get it? Wash?

Soap? Bubbles? [laughs]

- Give me that. Bubble boats are too unstable.

They've been declared illegal.

Everyone back to your regular boats!

[snap] [grunts and grumbles]

- Well, Mrs. Puff, looks like I have to get

my boating license after all.

See you tomorrow in class!

* La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la *

- Oh, joy. [pop]