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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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*
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[waves crashing]
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[cheerful ukulele music]
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*
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- [snoring]
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[foghorn blares]
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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[crash]
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- Meow, meow, meow, meow.
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[grunting]
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- Yeah, I am ripped.
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- [grumbling meows]
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- [mumbles]
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- Meow!
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Meow.
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[snoring]
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- [screaming]
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Whoa!
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[thud]
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[eyes pop]
[groans]
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[screaming]
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[steam hisses]
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[screaming]
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[clunk]
[groans]
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- Hey there, have you recently
been involved in an accident?
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Well, have you?
- Well, yes. Yes, I have.
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- Well, then you need
life insurance.
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- Life insurance?
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- What?
Is there an echo in here?
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Do yourself a favor, kiddo.
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Sign here,
and you'll be protected.
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- I--hmm? No.
Um...no.
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[rubber duck squeaks]
Wait--no.
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Wait--
- Here!
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- Ah!
Okay, thanks.
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[pen squeaking]
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- And while you're at it,
clumsy, why not buy two?
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- Okay.
[pen squeaking]
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- [laughs gleefully]
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[knock at door]
- Ooh!
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[humming]
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- Hey, SpongeBob!
You're in your underwear.
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That's cool.
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I got your mail.
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What is it?
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[elastic stretches and pops]
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- It's my life insurance.
I got one for you too.
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- Oh, boy! Life insurance!
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[boinging]
Life insurance!
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Life insurance!
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Life insurance!
[crash]
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Life insurance!
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What's life insurance?
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- I'm not sure,
but I think it means
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that for the rest of our lives,
we are protected.
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We can't get hurt.
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- Mm...
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[chomping]
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[spits]
The contract tastes legitimate,
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but I don't believe it.
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- Well, let's try to get hurt,
and we'll see.
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- Ha! Well, finally,
something I'm good at.
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[both laughing]
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[grunts]
- Remarkable.
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- [grunts]
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- You can hit me all you want...
- [grunts]
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- Yet I can't be damaged.
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This life insurance
is really working.
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- [grunts]
I've become unbreakable!
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[both laughing]
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[relaxing music]
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- Why, yes, I do race
sea horses.
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[squishy smash]
[laughter and grunting]
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Oh, I don't know
if I'd call myself
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an international playboy.
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[laughter and grunting]
[growls]
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[both laughing]
- [grunts]
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- [laughs]
[bonk]
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- Just what are you two
ignorami doing out here?
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- We're trying to hurt
each other.
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- Oh!
- Don't--hey--what the--
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- You got a sea spider
on your head.
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- It's not a sea spider,
you dope.
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It's my hair.
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both: Mm...
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[bonking and laughter]
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- Wait a second.
Hurt each other?
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Oh, I'm gonna enjoy
seeing this.
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- [laughs]
[clunk]
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- [laughs]
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Whoa!
[boing]
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[both laugh]
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- Stop! Stop! Stop!
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I thought you said you were
trying to hurt each other.
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- Uh-huh, we're trying.
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- Well, you're not
gonna do any damage
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with soft pillows.
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Here, try this.
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- Okay.
- [screams]
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- Squidward was wrong.
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Didn't hurt him,
just made him disappear.
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- [groaning]
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Ah! Sea spider!
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[metallic smashing]
[grunting]
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Uh!
[mumbles indistinctly]
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- Oh--oh, no, Patrick,
I'm slipping...
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and falling!
[screams]
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[thud]
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I didn't even break a bone!
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- My turn!
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[stammering]
I'm losing my footing!
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No!
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I survived a deadly fall unhurt!
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- Life insurance.
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- Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
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- What?
I can't hear you!
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- Hi-ya!
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- Turn the volume up
inside of your voice!
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- I said--
[screams]
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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- Squidward,
what were you yelling?
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- I was trying to say
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you got to fall
from something higher.
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- Sea spider!
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[smashing and grunting]
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[whistles buzzing]
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- [startled mumbling]
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[splash]
Ah! My baby.
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[grumbling]
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[whistles buzzing]
- Once again, I'm asking,
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what are you doing?
- It's our final test.
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We're trying to get
jellyfish to sting us
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to prove we can't get hurt.
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- What?
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- [inhales deeply]
[horn blares]
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- Oh! Me! Me!
Sting me! Over here!
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- Sting me, sting me, sting me.
- Blast me with your venom!
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- Zap me with your pain juice!
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- Sting me, please!
- Sting me, sting me, sting me.
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- You're the ones asking--
[zap]
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[screams]
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- Gee, Squidward, maybe you
should get some life insurance.
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[crusty cracking]
- What are you yammering about?
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- I bought some life insurance
for Patrick and myself,
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and now we can never be hurt.
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- Yeah.
To test out the life insurance,
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we even built a super dangerous
obstacle course
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across the street.
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- We call it The Sushi Maker.
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[thunder booms]
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Squidward, I think
you need this more than I.
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I would like to present you
with my life insurance policy.
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- [groans]
- Actually, you better take two,
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since you're kind of a klutz.
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[thud]
[grunts]
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- Better take two?
Life insurance?
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[growls] You giblet heads!
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No piece of paper can protect
a person from getting hurt.
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[both gasp]
- [whimpers]
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- Yay! It works!
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- You're untouchable!
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- Oh, that was a coincidence.
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- Driving's hard.
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[tires squealing]
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- [screams]
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[dramatic music]
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both: Yay! Life insurance!
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- You are
magically protected.
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-Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!
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- Oh, it was luck!
Dumb luck!
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[thunder rumbling]
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Look, I'll prove it.
You stand here.
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[zapping]
[both wailing]
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- Huh? Hmm? Oh.
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- You see, Squidward?
You're immune!
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- You can't be hurt!
- Yeah!
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- You are a cast-iron
Squidward.
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both: Life insurance!
Life insurance!
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- Wow, I can't believe it,
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but you two sub-geniuses
were right somehow.
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I can't be broken.
I'm indestructible!
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I am shatterproof!
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Watch this.
[pop]
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[cheerful ukulele music]
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[giggling]
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- What you gonna do,
Squidward?
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- What does it look like?
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I'm running into a...
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[fabric tears]
Wall!
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*
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- [gasps]
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Yes.
That's just what it needed.
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I'll call the painting
"One Hole."
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Oh, it's genius!
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[both panting]
[fabric tears]
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Ugh! Three holes?
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That makes no sense!
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- Did you see that?
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I ran right through
a brick wall.
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I'm hard as nails!
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Come on, world!
Bring it on!
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- Hmm.
[panting]
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- Oh, perfect.
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- [slurping]
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- Pfft. Big tough guy.
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- What are you doing,
Squidward?
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- Just watch.
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- [slurps]
[grumbles]
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- Enjoying your sherbert,
Herbert?
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- My name's not Herbert.
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- Oh, I know it's not.
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Your name is "Hey."
What's your name?
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[smack]
- Hey!
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- Told ya!
Here, let me help you.
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[wallop]
- [groans]
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- Funny, didn't feel a thing.
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- Uh, Squidward, I don't think
you should lick that.
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It's got germs.
- Ha! Germs can't hurt me.
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Nothing can hurt me!
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[germs screaming]
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[whoosh]
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[splat]
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As a matter of fact,
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do you know
what I'm gonna do now?
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I'm gonna run your
super dangerous obstacle course.
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You know why?
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- Mm-mm.
- No.
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- Because now I've got moxie!
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[both scream]
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both: Wait, what's moxie?
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[heavy metal music]
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*
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- [yawns]
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*
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[legs clattering]
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- What goes on, boyos?
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- Squidward is gonna try out
The Sushi Maker.
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- Why does he want to do that?
- Oh, don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
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He's got life insurance.
He can't be hurt.
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- That's not how
life insurance works.
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- It's not?
- Course not!
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Life insurance is money
the beneficiary gets
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when a person dies.
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By the way, who gets the money?
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- Well, let's see.
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[slide whistle ascending]
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No name here.
- Hooray!
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Hmm.
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[pen clicks]
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[mumbling]
Eugene H. Krabs.
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Go, Squidward!
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Yay!
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Fly high! Do or die!
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Preferably the latter.
[cackles]
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- D-d-d-d-do or die?
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Squidward, come down!
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You're not invincible!
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Life insurance
is not what you think!
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You were right!
Oh, it was just dumb luck.
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- Now I'm yelling too!
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- Oh, what are those ninnies
going on about now?
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I can't hear you!
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Just shut up and watch me.
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[plop]
Nah--hey!
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- Come back, Squidward!
Don't do this!
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- Will you stop shaking it?
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[screams]
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[bubbles gurgling]
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[screams]
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[clunk]
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[slide whistle
ascends and descends]
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[clunk]
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[thud]
[machine hisses]
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No, no, no, no, no!
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[sticky scrunches]
[strained shouting]
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[pop]
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[wallops and groans]
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*
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[splatters and groans]
[mechanical rattling]
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Ow...
Eeh! Eeh! Eeh!
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[muffled shouting]
[mechanical humming]
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[cannon booms]
[screams]
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[clunk]
[groans]
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[bell ringing]
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[thud]
[grunts]
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[kids chattering indistinctly]
[squeaking and honking]
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Ow...
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- Hey, Squidward,
guess what I learned today.
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Apparently,
a life insurance policy
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doesn't protect
a person from injury.
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Heh, how about that?
- Ha, how 'bout that?
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[spits]
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- Squidward, how did you survive
The Sushi Maker?
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[pop]
[grunts]
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It had to be this.
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- Ah!
both: Sea spider!
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[both grunting]
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[upbeat seafaring music]
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