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[upbeat island music]

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[suspenseful music]

[both snoring]

- Ooh! Oh!

[both snoring]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Hi.

Gary, I feel funny inside.

- [snores]

- Yow!

Hello.

- [shivering]

- Gary, there's something inside of me.

- Meow.

- You see anything?

- [shivering]

- [screeches]

[screeching]

- Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Oh!

- [screeching]

- Gary the Snail, is that any way

to treat an uninvited guest?

Oh, hello.

Ooh! That tickles.

More like prickles.

Hey, I think I'll call you Prickles.

- [babbles]

- [laughs] I see you.

- [babbles]

[babbling] - [grunting]

- [babbles] - [laughs] Okay, okay.

Enough's enough. It's time for you to go, little guy.

I already have a pet-- Gary.

I'm afraid I just don't need another one.

Whew. - [sobbing]

- Aw, stop, stop!

Oh, Gary, I don't like to hear the little guy cry.

- Meow.

- [babbling]

- Such a sad story.

- [babbling]

- Okay, little buddy, but just for one night.

- [babbling]

- Nighty night, Prickles.

- [snores]

- [snores]

[all snoring]

- Huh?

[techno music playing]

[both babbling and cheering]

[blowing party horns]

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[bike horn honks]

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- Wow, a house party going on of inside me.

Hey, why wasn't I invited?

[laughs] I guess I was,

since I am the house.

Look, Gary, now we have tons of prickly new friends.

- Meow, meow.

- Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo.

Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo.

[babbling]

[humming]

Oh, my gosh!

I completely lost all track of time.

Hey, uh, sorry to be a party pooper, guys,

but I've gotta take a shower and get ready for work.

[all cheering]

Guys? Guy--guys?

- [growling]

- Gary, calm down. We're all friends here.

- [blows raspberry]

- [growls]

[meowing]

- Ow!

[gasps] [groans]

Open up, Gary. I'm still in my underwear.

Gary, I need to take a shower.

Oh!

- I did not need to see that!

Ugh! [grunts]

[tires screeching]

Ahh!

All right, I guess you guys will just have to stay

and go to work with me.

Just keep a low profile or I could lose my job.

[whistles]

- Eh, SpongeBob. Did ya clean out the--

Sweet Dutchman's ghost!

When's the last time you took a bath, boy-o?

You're riddled with vermin.

- I-I d-d-don't know what you mean, sir.

[inhales]

[groans]

[all babbling]

- If customers find out you're touching patties

with your wormy hands,

the health department will shut us down for sure.

- I understand, sir.

Mr. Krabs, will you excuse me for a second?

Prickles, you heard my boss.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you

and your friends to leave, please.

"Squatters rights"?

What the heck is squatters rights?

- Oh, they're "lawyering" up, boy-o.

They're makin' a legal claim to keep living in your body.

- It's okay, Mr. Krabs, they're not hurting me.

- Son, you gotta understand.

I can't have you work here

in your present filthy "condisherin'."

Oh! That's the last straw!

Mr. Squid-- - On it, sir.

Hasta la vista, worm boy.

- And don't come back until you're dewormed!

- [mumbling]

- What am I gonna do?

[grunting]

- Hey, SpongeBo-- Whoa!

I see you've got yourself

a little problem with the cooties.

- Yeah, and I lost my job over it.

- Lost your job you say?

I might be able to help you,

if you can do something for me.

- Anything, Plankton! Anything!

- [chuckles] Ridding SpongeBob of his worms

will put him forever in my debt.

That secret formula is good as mine.

[techno music playing]

Time to crash this lousy party.

Get it? Lousy? Louse? Oh, I'm good.

[roars]

[all grunting and fighting]

[screams]

[laughs]

Whoa! [babbling and fighting]

[groans]

[groans] You're on your own, worm boy.

[techno music playing] [all babbling]

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- [groaning]

Ah! [groaning]

- Hello?

- You gotta help me!

- Ah! It's a monster with SpongeBob's voice!

- No, no, Patrick, wait, don't close the--

Aw!

- [whistles] - Hmm?

Squidward. Squidward!

Squidward.

- [whistles]

- I need a hug.

- [screams]

[gasping]

[screams]

- [groans]

Does that mean no hug?

- There will be no hugs!

Get away from me, you monstrosity!

- [gagging]

[all humming]

- [screams]

[all humming] - [groans]

- [growls]

- [babbling]

[all babbling]

[dance music playing]

- [angry babbling]

- [grunting]

Well, this my life from now on, huh?

[laughs]

Just call me SpongeBob WormPants,

'cause that's all I am, just an apartment for worms.

[laughing]

- [screams]

[all babbling and groaning]

[horn honks]

[all babbling]

- [laughs]

Oh, that's better.

Looks like I really wormed my way out of that one.

[laughs]

- [sniffs]

Meow!

- Gary, it feels so good to be worm free.

[techno music playing] [all babbling]

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- [screams]

SpongeBob! I need a hug!

[silly music]

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- [babbles]

[humming]

[mumbling]

[babbles]

Hmm?

- [caws]

- [babbles]

- [caws]

- [groans]

[babbling]

[groans and pants]

Whew! [grunts] Ahh.

- [cawing]

- [grunts]

- [groans]

- [babbles] Hmm.

- [caws] - [screams]

- [snickers]

- [sighs]

- [sniffs]

[caws] - [whistling]

[groans]

[grumbles]

- [caws]

- [babbles]

[growls]

- [snickers]

- [babbling]

- [cawing]

- [babbling]

[babbles]

Hmm. [chuckles]

[surprised babble]

[whimpering]

[gasps]

[ominous music]

[gulps]

- [growling]

- [screams]

- [roars]

- [whimpering]

[whimpers]

[whimpering]

[babbles]

[grunting]

Ooh!

[babbles]

[quirky music]

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