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- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- * Ohh...

* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[upbeat music]

*

- [sighs]

Your turn.

- Uhmmmm...uhnn.

Now you.

- Hey, Patrick.

- [sighs] Yeah, SpongeBob?

Do you think maybe it would make the game more exciting

if we played it with... two sticks?

- Two sticks?

That's against the rules.

You can't change the rules, SpongeBob,

just because I'm winning.

- I'm sorry, Patrick.

I'm just so bored playing stick and a cup.

- Are you tired of playing with the old stick and a cup?

both: Yeah.

- Well, say good-bye to boring, and hello to Whirly Brains,

the exciting new toy that puts you in the driver's seat

of your own mind!

It's so simple. Just flip your lid,

attach the propeller,

and watch your brain soar hundreds of feet into the air

as you control the action.

- [mumbling]

- [gasping]

both: Ahhhh.

- Get your Whirly Brain today, and free your mind!

- Free my mind! Free my mind!

Free my mind!

- [chomping]

both: I want it. I want it. I want it. No, I want it.

No, it's mine. I want it. I want it. I want it.

- Sorry to hear about your TV, SpongeBob.

- Whirly Brains are available now at Bikini Bottom Toy Shop.

both: Whirly Brains! Whirly Brains!

Whirly Brains! Whirly Brains! Whirly Brains!

- Okay, Patrick, just let me flip your lid,

so I can attach the propeller directly to your brain.

[both grunting]

- Buh-ha-ha.

- Step one...[mutters]...oh, I see what to do.

Ahhh!

- Ahhh!

- It's just me, Patrick.

- Ohhh.

[exhales]

- Now you do me.

- Boo! - Ahhh!

It's time to free our minds.

[grunts]

Whoa, Patrick.

I've never seen the world from this angle before.

- And the propeller tickles my think folds.

[laughs]

Hey. Hey. Hey, SpongeBob, eye bump.

- Eye bump.

Ow!

Patrick, no more eye bumps, okay?

- I feel you.

[upbeat music]

*

[laughter]

both: Brain freeze!

*

- Meow.

[laughter]

- Hey, Patrick.

* I know who we can spy on

- Ahh, the sanctity of my bathroom,

the only place in the world where I can

let it all hang out.

Ahh, me.

- Hey, where's Squidward?

I'm sure I saw him in here.

- Well, maybe he fell in the toilet?

I'll check.

Squidward, are you in here?

Did you fall in?

Squidward!

- Stop serenading me, you sap.

It's my day off. Now, go away.

- Ahh!

- Found him.

- Yup, that's him.

Hi, Squidward.

- Aliens from Mars! It's an invasion!

Waaahhhh!

Ugh!

[grunting]

[shouting]

both: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoooa!

Whoo-whoo!

Whirly Brains are go!

[giggling]

[both slurping]

[laughter]

- She spit in his face. [laughs]

[both munching]

- Mrs. Puff, we've been dating for 16 years now,

so I was sincerely hoping that today

might finally be the day that...

- Yes, Eugene?

- That I steal a little kiss?

- Oh.

Oh, Eugene, I thought you'd never ask.

- C'mere you.

[both farting]

- Ohh.

- What a woman.

- Oh, Eugene.

[laughter]

[both farting]

[laughter]

both: Ow. What was that?

- Ooh, that smarts.

[laughs] Bull's-eye.

- I thought we were the first kids on the block

to get Whirly Brains.

- What are you, thick?

Every kid in town's got a Whirly Brain.

Pssh!

- Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Whirly Brain too?

- Absolutely not, son.

Your brain is your body's most important organ, not a toy.

- [sobbing]

- Pow! - [laughs]

- Hooray!

Now we can play Whirly Brains with the whole neighborhood.

Hey, kid, race you the end of the street.

- Eat my brain stem, slowpoke.

[all farting]

- Get ready, get set, punch it.

[tires squealing]

[farting]

[both coughing]

- Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

- Ahh! Ohh! Huh?

- Yes! We're gonna beat him, Patrick.

We're gonna win!

- Fly your toys into my yard, will you?

Well, they're mine now.

[grumbling]

- Hey, what's going on? Everything went dark.

Patrick, can you see anything?

- Only the dismal abyss of black nothingness.

- Oh, our remote controls are dead too.

Oh, Patrick, I don't want to jump to any conclusions here,

but I think that we have lost our minds.

- [chuckling]

M-O-O-N.

That spells moon.

[chuckling]

- Okay, don't panic, Patrick.

We'll find them. Just take it easy.

Take it easy. Patrick, take it easy!

- I'm taking it easy, SpongeBob.

- Our brains are probably right around here somewhere.

Here, brains. Brains.

Here, boy.

- Here, brains.

- Brainy, where are you?

- Brain, brain, brain.

I think I found it, SpongeBob.

- I found mine too.

Aw, darn it. I still can't see.

- Yeah, and my brain won't fit back in.

- [giggling]

- Oh, uh, ma'am, you forgot something.

- That's okay. You can keep it.

- I'll take it.

Oh, yeah, looking good.

- Ew. Gimme that.

- Aw, man, that felt all squishy.

[laughs]

- Patrick, we need help. Let's call Sandy.

- Okay. Sandy!

- Patrick, I meant on the phone.

- Hello?

both: Sandy!

- Dang.

You two sure are lucky I created this

missing brain detector last summer.

I was beginning to think I'd never get to use this thing.

- I hope we find our brains soon.

They're probably cold and hungry by now.

Poor things.

- Brain? - Brain, where are you?

- Hey, brain. - Oof!

- Come out. We're looking for you.

- And it looks like you're not the only critters around these

parts to lose your minds.

Hmm, and my detector

is leading us directly to that house.

- [snoring]

- Excuse me, kind sir.

Would you mind too terribly if we just came in your house for a

minute and looked around for my friend's missing brains?

- [snoring]

- We're gonna take that as a yes.

Step lively, fellas.

[both humming]

- This place has a ten-gallon case of the creepies.

I wonder what's in... [gasps]

Hey, fellas. I think I found your brains.

both: Hooray!

- Hey. [together] Huh?

- What are you sneak thieves doing in my house?

Them brains violated my air space, and I'm keeping 'em.

I'm calling the cops.

both: Oh, don't send us to jail. Oh, no, no, no.

Please, no, no. I don't want to go to jail

We were just having fun. We're sorry.

- Sorry nothing. Look old-timer, one false move,

and I'll be on you like a horsefly on a cracker barrel.

- Bring it on, slippy whiskers.

I'll twenty-three skiddoo your bee's knees

with wooden nickels, sister.

- All right, now, you listen to me, ya twisted coot.

You can't steal somebody's brain

just because it flies into your yard.

That's "brainnapping," and it looks like I'll be

the one calling the police.

- Ooh, I love it when Sandy gets aggressive.

Let's give her some room.

Yow! - Oof!

- Oh.

[upbeat music]

[doorbell rings]

- Oh, Brainy, you're back.

[together] Oh! Hey-hey-hey!

- Ahh!

Phew, I'll never be a "no-brainer" again.

[laughs]

- Everyone has their brains back,

so I'ma let it go this time,

but if you steal as much as a beach ball, so help me, I'll...

- [sobbing] I'm sorry, squirrel lady,

I just couldn't take watching all the kids have fun in the

air while I'm stuck here with this

crotchety cane on the ground.

both: Awwww.

- Well, I think we've got a cure for what ails you,

right, SpongeBob?

- Sandy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.

- Patrick? - My think is clogged.

- Wahhh-hoo-hoo!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yee-haw! Yee-haw!

- Sure was nice of you two to donate your Whirly Brains

to the old-timer.

You fellas did a good deed today.

- Oh, no need to thank us, Sandy.

If we can just make one angry old man happy,

that in itself is thanks enough.

The dignity of the elderly was the victor here today.

- Ha-ha! Look out, ladies!

Take a ride on the love-copter.

- The Martians are coming!

Run for your lives!

You're next!

You're next!