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[Calypso music playing]

[laughter]

- Cha cha!

[laughter]

- More fruit punch, SpongeBob?

- You know Plankton, when you invited me over,

I thought it was another trick to get the Krabby Patty formula.

Now I see you just love

social gatherings in the workplace.

- Oh, I love office parties.

We've got roller chair races and karaoke.

Hey, I know a gag we could do--

copy our faces on the new copy machine.

- Ooh, should I put my face on the glass?

- Why don't you lay your whole body down?

That glass is big enough.

- [grunting] Blah.

How's this? Like this?

What about this? Is this good?

- Just lay face down and keep still.

[grunts] - Whoo! [giggles]

- All right, party's over. Go home.

- Aw! But I'd like some more fruit punch.

- No more punch for you.

You don't look so good, SpongeBob.

I suggest you take the day off tomorrow.

- Nah, I feel fine.

- Are you sure?

- You know, now that you ask, I don't know.

I think I just felt a twinge.

- You'll be fine if you take tomorrow off.

[grunts] [snickers]

- Yay! - Hello, SpongeBob CopyPants.

Can you say, "secret formula"?

- "See-see for-ma-ma."

- "Se-cret form-ula."

- Secret formula. Secret formula.

- [evil laugh] Yeah.

[evil laughter]

- Now remember, your name is SpongeBob SquarePants

and your assignment is to ask Krabs

for the secret Krabby Patty formula.

- My name is SpongeBob SquarePants,

and I want the secret formula.

- Excellent.

Now off you go. Wait!

Just keeping track of my copy.

- [humming]

- [humming]

- [gasps]

- [whistling]

- What are you doing here? - Oh!

- You said you would take the day off!

- But I feel great today.

- Are you sure? Because you're sweating.

- Ooh.

- [panting] But you can't work,

you have yellow jaundice!

- [laughs]

Oh, Plankton, yellow is my natural color.

- [groans]

- [humming]

Morning. [humming] - Whatever.

- [humming]

Morning. [humming]

- I said whatever.

Wait. Didn't I just-- Didn't I--

[both laughing]

- Boo!

- Ooh. - Ooh.

[both laughing]

- There's only one explanation.

I'm still in bed, and I'm having a nightmare!

[groans] Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

- Hey, I'd like to place an order for two.

- Two? As in two SpongeBobs?

Sure.

This is all just a bad dream, right?

I'm dreaming. You're in my dream.

- That's me, the man of your dreams.

[chuckles]

- If this is a dream, there are no consequences.

I can do anything!

Hmm. Dink!

Huh?

I really am dreaming.

- What's your name, handsome stranger?

- My name is SpongeBob SquarePants.

- Wow! We look alike,

and we have the same name.

That's two things we have in common.

[both laughing]

I always wanted a twin brother.

How do you feel about bubbles?

- I love 'em!

- Jelly fishing?

- The same thing you do.

- How about Squidward?

- Oh, "puh-leaze."

[both laughing]

- I think I'll nickname you... Me Two.

[both laughing]

- Hey, SpongeCopy, good to see ya.

Have you learned the secret formula yet?

- Oh, I can't tell you that. It's a secret.

Oh, by the way, my name is Me Two.

- Me two?

I'm such a deep sea dope.

Now that the copy has come into contact

with the original SpongeBob, he won't tell me the formula.

[groaning]

Time to adjust my plan.

- Wait a minute.

I can't afford two SpongeBobs!

If this is a scheme to collect two paychecks,

forget about it!

You're getting one paycheck split in two.

both: You are too good to us, Mr. Krabs.

- [laughing]

Karen, did you know you're married to a genius?

- How could I forget?

You had it tattooed on my hard drive.

- Now where was I?

Oh, yeah, I saved SpongeBob's digital DNA.

- Yay! - [evil laugh]

- Ooh!

- No, no, SpongeCopy.

We don't put dirty, nasty things in our mouth.

Spit it out.

- Yuck!

Now, Listen!

Your name is SpongeBob SquarePants,

and you're to go straight to Mr. Krabs

and ask him for the secret formula.

- Mr. Krabs, secret formula. Got it.

- And stay away from any other SpongeBobs!

- Got it.

- Ah, ah, SpongeCopy.

- [groans] - [grunts]

You see, this is why I never had children.

- [gulping]

- Yup, I'm still dreaming.

Hello there. Are you enjoying my dream?

Ha! I heard you liked your patties ground.

[laughs] - [moans]

- [gasps] Mister Squidward!

Just what the devilfish do you think you're doing?

- Isn't it obvious, you red-faced tightwad?

I'm dreaming.

What's that under there?

- Under where? Ooh!

- That's right.

[laughs]

* I don't care, I don't care *

* None of this is real

Hm. I always wanted to fly,

and since this is my dream, I'm going to fly!

[laughs]

- Hello, Mr. Krabs.

Hey, can you tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula?

- You want me to tell you the "formular"?

That's quite a responsibility, laddie.

- Secret formula.

- Well, you make a good point.

Lean in, boy.

[eerie hum]

- He's doing it!

He knows the formula!

I can taste triumph.

Wait. No. No!

- Secret formula. Secret formula.

- Hey, look, another handsome devil.

[laughs] We'll call you Me Three.

[all laugh]

Aw, let's go flip some patties.

- Neptune's puddle! [grunts]

Now that SpongeBob's been corrupted by the other two!

What I need is a legion of Bobs, a full-on blitzkrieg of Bobs!

[military drumming]

March. March, my pretties, and learn the formula.

[evil laugh]

[all humming in unison]

all: Secret formula.

- Whoa, you guys are multiplying

faster than sea bunnies. all: Secret formula.

- All right, pipe down.

I'm only gonna tell you the secret formula

one more time.

all: One more time.

[all humming in unison]

- So you've all memorized the formula.

Get to work, while I calculate your paychecks.

all: Yay! Hooray!

- They all know the formula.

- I'll do that.

- Oh. Okay, thanks.

- Let me do that. - Sure.

- I'll polish the pickles.

- Looks like you sponges have everything covered.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hey, you don't look so good.

Can I take you home? Where do you live?

- I came from the Chum Bucket.

- The Chum Bucket?

- * I'm gonna know the formula I'm gonna know the formula *

- Plankton!

Me Two says you made him in a copy machine

so that you could steal the secret formula.

- Well, that's patently ridiculous.

- Uhh...

- You gotta help him.

I think he's sick or something.

- I feel funny.

- Me Two! Me Two!

Oh, what happened to him?

- I was afraid of that.

I thought I'd save some money by using cheap toner.

- What's that mean?

- It means my plan is ruined!

All the SpongeBob copies will fade away now.

- Fade away? All my brand-new friends?

No, they can't!

[crying]

No! Don't disappear!

[crying]

- Quickly, man, before you fade! What's the formula?

- It's easy. You take one part--

[grunts] I don't feel so good.

- Wait. No!

You, the formula!

The formula.

The formula!

The formula!

Ouch!

[all groaning] The formula! The formula!

The formula!

[all laughing]

- Life is but a walking shadow.

Ah-loobie-loobie-loobie-loobie- loobie-loobie--

[starts] [screams]

all: Loobie-loobie-loobie!

- What's the formula?

- Well, I did it.

I calculated one paycheck

down into 300 separate tiny checks.

Only one of you left?

Here.

- Ah.

[groans]

- Sheesh, what a cheapskate.

I can't believe I failed again!

- I can believe it.

- Wait, are you a copy?

Quick, what's the formula?

- Well, you see, it's--

Nice try, Plankton, but I'm the O.S.--

the Original Sponge. [whimpers]

I can't believe they're all gone.

- Oh, you wouldn't want all those copies of you around.

They were all just imitations, anyway.

- Hey, those imitations were my friends.

- One SpongeBob is more than the world can handle anyway.

You're a unique snowflake.

- Yeah. Thanks, Plankton.

Things did get a bit out of hand with all those me's around.

- Yeah, you're pretty annoying.

Well, you can stomp on me now if that's what you want.

- Plankton, I am unique snowflake,

and snowflakes don't stomp. They skip!

[laughs]

- Well, what do ya know about that?

No comeuppance.

- Gaining speed. - [gulps]

- Increasing thrust, raising nose,

air pressure on tentacles,

tray tables in upright positions,

and...liftoff!

- Eh, spoke too soon.

Comeuppance in three, two--

- [yelling]

[both groaning]

- [groans] Right on my keys.

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