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[scary music]

*

- Listen up, crew. I have an announcement!

Bikini Bottom's new sports stadium

will officially be named after this restaurant!

- The Krusty Krab Stadium! Wow!

- Soon I'll have all the concessions in the stadium.

Paying for the naming rights will make me millions!

- Opening day is today! Tailgate party!

- Not for you.

Your tails have to stay here

and make me back some of that money I spent.

- Hooray for Mr. Krabs!

- While I'm gone, Squidward mans the helm.

- [snoring]

- Psst. Hey, Squidward.

- Oh, Teddy, you're my favorite snuggle buddy.

[screams]

- Okay, boss, give me a job to do, please.

- Well, why don't you clean the, uh--

Well, you could always clean the, uh--

Why don't you clean your own--

Oh.

All right, all right, um...

clean everything one more time.

- On it!

- [snores]

- Done. More, please.

- Two more times.

- Done, done.

- Ah, but did you clean down to the subatomic particles?

- [grunts] I knew I missed something.

- Done. Even the theoretical particles

are clean, theoretically.

[laughs] - Um, I don't know.

Why don't you just-- I don't know--

see how many things you can flush down the toilet?

- Um, are you sure about that, boss?

- Are you questioning my orders?

- I hear and obey, my liege.

[grunting]

- [snores]

[screams] What have I done?

- How am I doing, boss?

- This is a completely irresponsible thing to do!

But I must admit, it looks amazing.

- How about this?

- Here, try this!

- [laughing]

- Here you go!

[both panting]

[both laughing]

- This'll go down good. [grunts]

Oops.

- Huh?

[grunting and laughing]

- That was funny. It almost looked like Mr. Krabs' safe--

you know, the one

with the secret Krabby Patty formula inside?

- [laughs] What's really funny is that

it was Mr. Krabs' safe, the one with the--

both: Secret Krabby Patty formula inside!

- How could you?

- You ordered me to!

- I didn't say the safe!

- You didn't say not the safe.

- Well, I order you to go get it!

- One second.

Employees must wash hands before leaving.

[adventurous music]

*

- What have I done?

I flushed SpongeBob down the toilet.

Why, that's despicable, even for me.

[all murmuring] - All right,

as soon as I get the fry cook out of the toilet,

you can all have your Krabby Patties.

[all screaming]

- [groaning]

Yuck.

It's so unsanitary.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

[marching band music]

- Ow! - Krabs, you old bag of shells.

You're not gonna regret paying that money

to have your name on this stadium I built for you.

- I sure hope you're right.

- Oh! - Oh, Krabs, I'd like you

to meet Charlton Hawkfish, the famous sewer architect.

- I designed every pipe, gasket, and cesspit

beneath this stadium.

- [chuckles] Eh, hi.

- That was weird. I had to flush the toilet twice.

- And they call this is place a modern marvel.

- Crupski, you told me you wouldn't cut corners

on my plans!

What's this? Ah!

You've added a reducer into a 5-foot main line!

- Your point being?

- That pipe's too small! It'll never hold.

- Relax, Charlton.

Building it cheap saved a lot of money.

- Ooh! I like that.

- And what's this?

The pipe is made out of cardboard?

- Eh, corrugated cardboard.

- Ah, relax.

That's what my grandma's dentures are made of.

- Aah!

SpongeBob, are you down here?

Yi!

- Hiya, Squidward.

- Eeh! Do not touch me!

I am way out of my comfort zone.

All right, you've been down here longer than me.

Which way?

- Pull my finger.

That way.

- Figures.

- * Sewer, sewer, cha cha cha, sewer, sewer, cha cha cha *

* Sewer, sewer, cha cha cha *

Look at these strange etchings, Squidward.

- Look like snakes.

- I hope we don't run into anything like that down here.

Hey! Over there!

It's stuck on the pipe!

- We need to get up there!

[grunting] Ow! Huh?

- * Sewer, sewer, cha cha cha *

- There it is! [grunts]

- [grunts]

- [grunts] Ah! Darn it, I missed again.

[screams] Leapin' lampreys!

They're biting me!

- Well, bite 'em back!

- [screaming] My eyes!

[screaming]

- Hey, look, there's the safe!

- Where? Where?

- There it is.

* O sole mio *

- Silencio.

- Yay! Whoo-hoo!

- [grunting]

[both screaming]

- What the-- [snake roars]

both: Sewer snake!

[both screaming]

[marching band music]

- It's five minutes to halftime.

Do you know what that means?

- [chuckles] Sure do,

the Bikini Bottom-ettes!

- The halftime wave, man!

When every toilet flushes at once!

The sewers can't take it!

It's madness!

- Okay, but you're gonna miss the cheerleaders!

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

- In here!

- Ooh, Look! "You are here."

- Why is the diagram shaped like a giant sewer snake

with the arrow pointing to its stomach?

What are you doing?

- Oh, crossing "Digested by a giant sewer snake"

off of my to-do list.

- Oh, that makes sense.

[screaming]

Snake food! [screaming]

- Good going, Squidward. You're tickling him.

I'll help you!

[both screaming]

Squidward, the safe! Squidward? Safe!

- [screaming] Don't bother me while I'm hysterical!

Aah!

- [groans]

- Oh! - [grunts]

- Oh. - Ah!

I'm alive? I'm alive!

- I guess we're just lucky.

- [groans]

- Oh, look, you found the safe.

- Just my luck.

[intense music]

[buzzer sounds, all cheering]

- Got to go! - Oh, boy!

all: Oh! Oh!

- [panting]

Egads!

Too much flushing, she's gonna blow!

[panting] [alarm blaring]

How's she holding up?

- Sir, every tunnel is flooded except for the reducer pipe.

- The pinch point!

- Hmm. Is that bad?

both: Huh?

[both whimpering]

- Gaskets blown, manifold mangled,

backflow everywhere!

- Oh, you're overreacting.

- You flushed it all away, Crupski!

You two better hope

that fail-safe I installed works.

[all screaming]

- Hot dogs, popcorn.

Snorkles?

[all screaming]

- Good thing today was Free Ax Day at the stadium.

[grunts]

[growls]

[grunts]

[all screaming]

[all gasp]

- [grunting]

This is what you get when so-called fishkind,

in all its hubris and ignorance, stoops so low

as to cut corners in its plumbing system.

Extinction is the result of being cheap!

- What a bunch of malarkey.

- At least we didn't waken the Great Sewer Snake.

Check that.

[all screaming]

[snake roars]

Ah!

[snake roars] Ah!

- Uh-oh.

Whoa! Ooh! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[all gasp]

- Hey, everybody, the cook's back from toilet.

- Who's hungry?

[all screaming]