Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- * OHH...

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[ominous music]

*

- AH, GOO LAGOON,

A RELAXING RETREAT FOR THE CITIZENS OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

A PLACE FOR FUN AND FROLIC.

BUT SOON, FUN SHALL TURN TO FEAR,

FOR DEADLY DANGER CREEPS THEIR WAY.

AND IT CAME... [girl screams]

FROM GOO LAGOON!

[surf music]

*

both: WHOA!

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

[laughing]

OH! OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

WHOA! OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

OH! [laughing]

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

[laughing]

- UH-OH. - UH-OH.

- [gasps]

- HEY, SPONGEBOB. - YES, PATRICK?

- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM? - NO.

- ME NEITHER.

- HMM, I WONDER WHY WE'RE NOT SINKING TO THE BOTTOM

OF GOO LAGOON.

- [screaming] - PATRICK, YOU'RE FLOATING!

- OH.

HEY! YOU'RE FLOATING TOO!

WHAT HAPPENED?

- THESE WEIRD BUBBLES SAVED US.

- IT'S ALL PURPLE. AND STICKY.

- AND IT'S REALLY STRETCHY.

IT'S SOME KIND OF GOO BUBBLE.

- [sniffs] THE SMELL MAKES MY NOSE TICKLE.

AH, AH, AH, AH...

CHOO!

[laughing] HEY, IT BOUNCES!

[both cackling]

- [gasps]

OOH. [sighs]

[gasps] - SORRY!

- AH! HA HA HA!

[Patrick chuckling]

- CHUM! GET YOUR RED-HOT CHUM HERE!

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

ACCORDING TO MY ALGORITHM,

BEACH-GOERS SHOULD BE FAMISHED AND LOOKING FOR A TREAT.

A TREAT LIKE CHUM! HELLO!

IT'S PERFECTLY EDIBLE, PEOPLE.

OH, COME ON, MAN!

THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD!

- [sighs]

A BEAUTIFUL DAY BEACHSIDE.

I COULDN'T THINK OF A THING THAT COULD RUIN THIS.

- I COULD THINK OF A FEW.

HEY. YOU'RE BLOCKING MY LIGHT.

- [yelling]

- [gasps]

SPONGEBOB.

[screaming]

[Patrick chuckles]

- AH, SWEET KARMA.

IT CAN COME FROM THE MOST BONEHEADED OF PLACES.

[Patrick and SpongeBob giggling]

WAIT A SECOND.

WHAT ARE THOSE BOUNCING BLOBS OF GOO?

- [grunts] I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE.

[both cackling]

HOLD IT!

WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHY YOU TWO HAVE RUINED

MY ATTEMPTS AT HAVING AN EVEN TAN.

- OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD.

WE'RE RIDING ON THESE COOL GOO BUBBLES.

THEY'RE FLOATING OUT OF GOO LAGOON.

[metal clanking]

[electronic pulses]

all: AAAAAAH!

- STOP! THOSE BUBBLES ARE DANGEROUS!

- DANGEROUS?

- FASCINATING. TELL US MORE.

- YEAH, BUT WITH VISUAL AIDS.

- OKAY.

MY SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION HAS REVEALED

THAT DEEP BENEATH THE LAGOON FLOOR

IS A VOLCANIC POCKET OF SUPER GOO.

A CRACK HAS FORMED,

RELEASING BUBBLES OF THE GOOP TO THE SURFACE,

WHICH ARE TOXIC AND VERY UNSTABLE.

AT ANY MOMENT, IT COULD LOSE ITS INTEGRITY,

AND BOOM! IT'LL EXPLODE.

- THAT RODENT'S RIGHT.

A GIANT GOO BUBBLE COULD REALLY LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.

IF SOMEONE WERE ABLE TO CONTROL ITS POWER,

THEY'D CONTROL ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

AND I'M GONNA BE THAT SOMEONE.

[beep]

[power surge]

- IT'S SO GOOEY.

- [muffled] I CAN FIT IT IN MY MOUTH.

OOH, IT TASTES LIKE LICORICE.

- YOU IDIOTS! THAT GOO IS DANGEROUS!

WEREN'T YOU TWO MORONS LISTENING?

- NO, NOT REALLY. I DRIFTED OFF.

- BUT JUST LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF IT CAN DO.

YOU CAN MAKE A HAT... OR A BEARD.

- OR AN AWESOME TOUPEE.

- TOUPEE? YOU MEAN...HAIR?

HOW DO I LOOK?

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

THAT GOO CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING!

- SEEMS SAFE TO ME.

- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT MICROWAVE OVENS,

DRY CLEANING, AND CORNDOGS.

- SEE YA LATER, SANDY.

- YEAH, THESE GOO BUBBLES WON'T BOUNCE THEMSELVES.

- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[surf music]

*

- OH, MAN, WHERE WILL WE GET ANOTHER BALL?

- WHY NOT TRY A GOO BUBBLE?

- THANKS.

HEY, IT STICKS LIKE GLUE.

GO LONG.

- [laughs] AWESOME!

I STILL GOT IT.

I WISH I COULD SWIM.

- IT'S SO HOT.

OH, IT'S SO COOLING.

THANKS, GOO.

- THANKS, GOO.

- THANKS, GOO.

all: THANKS, GOO.

- AND NOW WE GO TO PERCH PERKINS AT THE SCENE.

- THAT'S RIGHT, PERCH PERKINS HERE

AT GOO LAGOON, BRINGING YOU THE LATEST

ON THE SUPER GOO EVENT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUPER GOO, YOUNG MAN?

- I'M ON TV!

- AND YOU, SIR. WHAT'S YOUR OPINION?

UH, SIR?

- IT'S AWESOME.

- UH, THAT'S GREAT.

LET'S GET SOME COMMENTS FROM SOME OTHER BEACH-GOERS.

- I HAVE A COMMENT. SUPER GOO IS EVIL!

STAY IN YOUR HOMES!

- YES, SIRREE, THE GOO BUBBLES CERTAINLY ARE

GETTING FOLKS EXCITED.

both: WE SURE ARE EXCITED.

[laughter]

- I CAN'T FIND THIS THING ANYWHERE.

COME ON NOW, THINK, PLANKTON.

IF YOU WERE A GIANT BUBBLE OF DANGEROUS GOO,

WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

- SHELDON, THIS SHIP WASN'T DESIGNED

TO REACH THESE DEPTHS.

- THAT'S GREAT, SWEETHEART.

- IF YOU CONTINUE THIS SEARCH MUCH LONGER,

YOUR POWER SUPPLY WILL DEPLETE AND YOU'LL SINK.

- ALL RIGHT, KAREN, I'LL MAKE SURE I WRITE THAT DOWN

IN MY BOOK TITLED

INSIGNIFICANT THINGS MY WIFE TOLD ME.

- WHATEVER. GO GET STUCK AT THE BOTTOM

OF GOO LAGOON.

IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. - WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- I SAID, GO GET STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF GOO LAGOON.

- THAT'S IT, KAREN!

THE GOO BUBBLE MUST BE STUCK AT THE BOTTOM.

WE JUST HAVE TO GET DOWN THERE.

KAREN, CUT THE POWER TO THE ENTIRE SHIP.

YES.

[sinister laughter]

LOOK, THERE IT IS.

KAREN, FIRE UP THE ENGINE POWER.

WITH MY MECHANICAL CLAM DIGGER,

I'LL CRACK OPEN THIS GOO-CANO EASY AS A CLAM.

WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS BUILT FOR,

SO, YOU KNOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.

[sinister laughter]

YES. YES!

BUBBLE FORTH, MY GOOEY WRATH!

[earth rumbling]

AND NOW TO GET THE DING DANG OUT OF HERE.

[earth rumbling]

- LOOK!

GIANT GOO BUBBLE!

- SEE, I TOLD YA! [panting]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

- SANDY'S REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND.

- THIS IS PERCH PERKINS REPORTING LIVE

FROM GOO LAGOON, WHERE I'M STANDING

IN FRONT OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE SOME SORT OF GIGANTIC,

GOOEY BUBBLE RISING OUT OF THE WATER

INTO THE WATER.

WITH ME IS SANDY CHEEKS.

MISS CHEEKS, AS BIKINI BOTTOM'S RESIDENT KNOW-IT-ALL,

WE LOOK TO YOU FOR ANSWERS.

WHO? WHAT? HOW? WHY? WHEN?

- WELL, PERCH, I WON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING

UNTIL I RUN SOME TESTS, BUT I CAN TELL YOU

IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GET GOING.

- OH, YES. OF COURSE.

THIS IS PERCH PERKINS, AND I'M SOAKING WET.

BACK TO YOU.

- WOW, IT'S SO BIG.

- THAT THERE'S A TEXAS-SIZE BUBBLE!

FIRST, WE'LL CHECK ITS TENSILE STRENGTH.

[thuds echo] TIGHT AS A DRUM.

- OH, I WANNA PLAY THE DRUM!

- NO, PATRICK, DON'T! THAT THING'S VOLATILE.

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE IT'LL CAUSE IF IT POPS.

- OH, FINE. HERE!

I DON'T NEED THAT OLD STICK ANYWAYS.

[grunts]

- COME ON, GUYS, WE STILL HAVE MORE TESTS TO PERFORM.

I NEED A SAMPLE. BE A DARLING

AND HAND ME THAT THERE BUCKET.

[doink doink]

[pop]

[goo squishing]

OKAY, SPONGEBOB,

PUT A LITTLE OF THAT GLOOP IN THIS ANALYZER.

[beeps, blips]

[power sputtering]

THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

- LOOK, SANDY. [laughter]

- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

THAT STUFF'S DANGEROUS?

NOW, HOW ARE Y'ALL GONNA CLEAN THAT GUNK OFF?

- OH, YEAH. GROSS.

GOOD THING I KEEP A SPARE SET OF HANDS.

- OH, YEAH.

- UH, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS.

- OOH, THEY SHINE.

- WELL, IT SEEMS TO HAVE STABILIZED.

- AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER,

THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT.

[rumbling]

THAT AIN'T GOOD.

all: AAAAAHH...

- SO, MISS CHEEKS, WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?

- WELL, PERCH, IT'S MY CONSIDERED OPINION

THAT NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO...

[rumbling] RUN LIKE HECK!

[all shouting]

- WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

THIS IS PERCH PERKINS, ABOUT TO BE SWALLOWED

BY A GIANT WAVE.

[emergency tone]

[earth rumbling, all shouting]

- I'LL CATCH UP. I GOTTA USE THE CAN.

- WHOA.

- UNH!

WHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

- HELP! HELP!

HEEELP!

I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN HERE.

- LOOK OUT!

- AAH!

- HANG ON, BUDDY. JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.

AH! GOTCHA!

OH, I DON'T GOTCHA. AAH!

- HELP! [whimpering]

- NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

- WE NEED TO GET TO MY SUBMARINE, FAST.

SQUIDWARD, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

I'M GONNA NEED YOUR BIKE.

HOP ON, SPONGEBOB.

- SHEESH, YOU'D THINK THE SKY WAS FALLING.

I AM GOING TO LEARN TO KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.

- AAH! AAH!

[laughing]

HOWDY, SPONGE...BLOB.

I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD STICK AROUND.

[laughs] GLAD.

- HOLD ON, PATRICK. WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

- AW, GO RESCUE SOMEBODY ELSE.

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING WITH MY FRIEND SPONGEBLOB?

DON'T WORRY, I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU.

HUH?

NOOOOOO...

GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBLOB.

HI, SPONGEBOB. HI, SANDY.

- SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW, SANDY?

THAT THING IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR DOWNTOWN BIKINI BOTTOM.

- IF THAT THING POPS,

WE CAN KISS OUR BEAUTIFUL TOWN GOOD-BYE.

- GOOD-BYE.

[all crying out]

[wedding organ music, people cheering]

- HELP ME, MY BELOVED.

- DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

OH...MY DRESS IS RUINED!

- [gasps]

- [laughing] MOMMY GOOPY.

- AAAAH!

- [gasps]

WHEW.

- OH, NO! IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT.

- I WAS AFRAID IT MIGHT COME TO THIS.

IN ORDER TO SAVE THE CITY,

WE MUST DESTROY PUBLIC PROPERTY.

- SANDY, WHY DO YOU HAVE MISSILES IN YOUR SUB?

- YOU KNOW, IN CASE I GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

HERE GOES!

DARN IT!

all: AAH!

- HUH? WHAT THE--

- THAT'S WEIRD.

IT'S LIKE THAT BUBBLE HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.

- OR THE MIND OF SOMEONE ELSE. LOOK!

- WHEW. - PLANKTON!

I KNEW IT. - YEAH, IT'S ME.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL UP TO THIS TIME?

- WELL, THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU TO CLAM UP!

- [gasps] RUDE!

- LET'S JUST SAY I'VE GOT BIG PLANS

FOR THIS LITTLE BUBBLE.

[sinister laughter]

- NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GOO.

[sinister laughter]

- DANG IT, WE'LL NEVER CATCH HIM AT THIS RATE.

- HA! THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME AT THIS RATE.

OH!

- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

COME HERE, YA LITTLE VARMINT!

YOU...STAY...RIGHT...THERE!

YIPPEE! WE GOT HIM NOW.

- THAT'S RIGHT. COME TO PAPA.

- WHEN WE GET YOU OUT OF THERE,

YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

- HEY AGAIN, SPONGEBLOB.

- WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, PLANKTON.

NOW COME OUT WITH YOUR ANTENNAE IN THE AIR.

- OH, DEAR, I GUESS YOU'VE GOT ME.

OH, WAIT A SECOND. NO, YA DON'T!

- RETREAT! RETREAT!

- AW, DON'T GO SO SOON.

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR DANCING SHOES...

'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO DO THE ELECTRIC GOO BOOGALOO.

[electricity crackling, all shouting]

[sinister laughter]

all: AAAAHH...

WHAAAA... [thudding]

- GOOD THING WE LANDED ON SPONGEBOB.

- YEAH, GOOD THING.

- PLANKTON, YOU CREEPY BACTERIA, GIMME BACK MY SUB!

[whistling]

[gasps] MY SUB!

- THERE, THERE, SANDY.

- PLANKTON, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE WEENIE!

YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A TOUGH GUY

WITHOUT THAT BIG OL' BUBBLE!

- TOUGH GUY? BUBBLE?

PATRICK, EUREKA! INSPIRATION.

- REALLY? [sniffs]

DO I NEED DEODORANT?

- NO, BUT YOU'RE CLOSE.

WHAT WE NEED IS LIQUID SOAP.

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BUBBLE WITH BUBBLE.

- PBBBT! BUBBLES!

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.

- THANK YOU. COME AGAIN.

HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

- HELLO DOWN THERE, KRABS.

LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU A PRETTY BALLOON.

AND IN RETURN, YOU CAN GIVE ME

THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.

- WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

- 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

I'M GONNA POP THIS DISGUSTING THING

AND DESTROY BIKINI BOTTOM!

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE PROJECTED THE BLAST RADIUS

OF THIS GOOBOMBIC BALLOON,

AND IT'S GONNA COVER PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN TOWN.

- OH, YEAH? WELL, I CAN'T SEE NOTHIN'

FROM DOWN HERE.

OH, YEAH, WELL LOOK AGAIN, YA DINGUS!

- I WON'T BE BLACKMAILED!

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GIVING YOU ME SECRET FORMULER.

- YOU HEARD HIM, BIKINI BOTTOM.

IT'S TIME TO KISS CLEAN GOOD-BYE.

[sinister laughter] - HEY, YOU!

YEAH, YOU.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER.

- EH, NOT AGAIN.

- PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MATCH, YOU BIG BUBBLE BULLY.

- WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. LET'S SEE WHERE IT GOES.

- THANK NEPTUNE FOR THE BARGAIN MART BULK DISCOUNT.

- HERE GOES.

GERONI-BLOW!

PRETTY SLICK, HUH? GET HIM!

- HUH? UH-OH.

- WHOO! HEH HEH. OH, BOY!

GET HIM, YOU BIG BUBBLE BRUISER.

WHOO, HA! YOU'RE THE MAN! YAY.

- OKAY, WHERE WERE WE?

OH, YEAH.

- THERE GOES A REAL HERO.

HE GAVE HIS LIFE SO WE COULD STAY CLEAN.

- [whimpering]

[The Blue Danube plays]

*

- OH, NO, HE'S COMING BACK!

- AND HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US!

all: AAAAHH...

[screech]

- THAT'S IT! NO MORE MESSIN' AROUND.

GIMME THAT FORMULA, OR I'LL DESTROY THIS STINKIN' TOWN!

- [whining] BUT I DON'T WANNA.

- YOU BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS,

OR WE'LL TEAR YOUR RESTAURANT APART

AND GIVE IT TO HIM OURSELVES.

- YEAH.

- I JUST WASHED MY CAR! - YEAH!

- RRRR... OKAY, I'LL DO IT.

- YEAH!

- HERE. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, IT'S MINE!

I'M SO HAPPY, I COULD JUST BURST.

THIS BUBBLE, THAT IS.

[all gasp]

[sinister laughter]

- OH, THAT DIRTY LITTLE DOUBLE-TIMER!

- DON'T WORRY, HE'S ABOUT TO GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM.

- NOW TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE A KRABBY PATTY.

"JUST ONE INGREDIENT:"

DARN IT, KRABS!

OW.

- [laughs]

- I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE SO GOL-DERN HAPPY ABOUT.

THIS IS A CATASTROPHE.

- WELL, DARLIN', IT'S LIKE THIS.

WHERE YOU SEE DISASTER...

[cash register rings] I SEE DOLLAR SIGNS.

SO, SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT ANY OF THE BUBBLE SOAP LEFT?

PLEASE HAVE YOUR MONEY READY.

THANK YOU.

[cash register rings] RIGHT THIS WAY.

- SEE, PATRICK, BUBBLES ARE THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

HA HA HA HA HA.