Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- * OHH...

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * SPONGEBOB

* SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[suspenseful orchestral music]

*

[bubbling]

[whimsical music]

- HI, SQUIDWARD.

BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MOVIE WE'RE GONNA SEE.

- [slurping]

- THAT'S OKAY! I'LL TELL YOU.

- [slurping]

- IT'S FISHER-- - [continues slurping]

[smacks lips]

AHH.

YOU MAY SPEAK.

- [inhales]

PATRICK AND I ARE GONNA SEE FISHERMAN 4.

- HA! YOU TWO WON'T SLEEP A WINK TONIGHT

IF YOU SEE THAT MOVIE.

- SQUIDWARD, YOU ARE LOOKING AT TWO VERY GROWN-UP BIG BOYS.

- YEAH. NOTHING CAN SCARE US.

- BOO.

[both scream]

[laughs]

[slurps]

[both screaming]

[panting]

- [clears throat] WE'LL SHOW SQUIDWARD.

WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF ANY OLD MOVIE.

both: WHOA!

- WE'RE LOST. - I WISH WE HAD A FLASHLIGHT.

- TAKE YOUR SEATS.

[both scream]

- SEATS TAKEN, SIR.

OOH, THE MOVIE'S STARTING.

[exciting orchestral music]

**

[both scream]

- SHH! - SORRY.

[laughter]

SO THIS ISN'T TOO SCARY.

[laughter]

THE FISHERMAN'S HOOK.

GET OFF THE TEETER-TOTTER! - YOU FOOLS.

- [laughing]

[gags, screams]

[both scream]

- THE FISHERMAN'S GOT HIM.

- AND HE'LL FRY THEM INTO FISH STICKS.

I CAN'T WATCH. IS THE SCARY PART OVER?

- UH, HOLD ON. I'LL TAKE A PEEK.

- THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME, EDWINA...

AT MIDNIGHT.

- PATRICK, IT'S OKAY.

- YOU SURE?

[screams] IT'S WORSE!

THEY'RE KISSING!

[both smooching]

- I LOVE YOU, SUZIE.

- IT'S JENNIFER.

- I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, JENNIFER.

GOOD-BYE, MARGARET!

both: THE FISHERMAN!

- AH! - HEY!

[all shouting angrily]

- UH, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

[both scream]

- SEE IF IT'S SAFE.

- AW, THE MOVIE'S OVER.

- AW, DANG, WE HARDLY EVEN SAW IT.

- WELL, WE'LL WATCH IT AGAIN.

AND THIS TIME, ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

[bubbling]

OKAY, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. - NO PROBLEM.

- I LOVE EATING ICE CREAM.

- PATRICK, I'M GETTING SCARED. HOLD MY EYELIDS OPEN.

- I'M ON IT.

- OH!

- HEY, MY ICE CREAM!

[crying]

IT WAS ROCKY ROAD!

- MUST CLOSE EYES! TOO SCARY!

- UH, I CAN'T HOLD YOUR EYELIDS. THEY'RE TOO SLIPPERY.

OW!

[both screaming]

[muffled screaming]

- [whistles]

[screaming]

- OH, NO, WE MISSED THE MOVIE.

- WHAT? NOT AGAIN!

- IT'S OKAY, WE'LL JUST SEE THE NEXT ONE.

- I'M AFRAID NOT.

THAT WAS THE LAST SHOWING.

- WOW, WHAT TIME IS IT?

- IT IS ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT.

- ONE MINUTE TO MIDNIGHT?

- BUT THAT'S WHEN THE FISHERMAN COMES OUT!

- COME ON, PATRICK, WE GOTTA GET HOME.

both: AAH! THE FISHERMAN!

[both screaming]

[bell tolling]

both: IT'S MIDNIGHT! THE FISHERMAN!

[panting]

- WHEW. WE MADE IT.

- I GUESS WE SHOWED THAT OLD HORROR MOVIE WHO'S BOSS.

- YEAH, WE LOOKED FEAR RIGHT IN THE FACE

AND AVOIDED DIRECT EYE CONTACT.

- IT'S LIKE WE'RE HEROES.

- OKAY, BUDDY, SLEEP TIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

- WAIT A SECOND. YOU MEAN I GOTTA WALK

ALL THE WAY HOME ALONE?

- NO. NO, YOU DON'T.

I'M GONNA WALK YOU TO YOUR DOOR.

- DARNED OLD HORROR MOVIE.

WHY COULDN'T WE WATCH A CARTOON INSTEAD?

[foghorn blows] YOU HEAR THAT?

- [whispers] I THINK IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE.

[thunder rumbling]

both: IT'S THE FISHERMAN!

[both screaming]

[wheels squeaking]

- OH, IT'S JUST SLASHER MCGEE.

OKAY, I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME NOW.

IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

MM--

JUST A FEW STEPS THAT-A-WAY...

IN THE DARK... ALL ALONE.

- OH, OKAY, COME ON, NOW. DON'T BE ALL SCARED.

I'LL WALK YOU HOME.

- AW, THANKS, OLD PAL.

BUT THEN WHO'S GONNA WALK YOU HOME?

- LET'S JUST CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE BURN IT.

[foghorn]

both: THE FISHERMAN!

[both screaming]

- [growls]

[grumbles]

[both screaming]

[both panting]

- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? [both screaming]

[shuddering]

- OH, HEY, SQUIDWARD.

- WHAT ARE YOU BLOCKHEADS UP TO?

DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT?

GET DOWN HERE!

- WE CAN'T GET HOME. - WE'RE TOO SCARED.

- [grumbles]

- OH, THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD. YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND.

- [groans]

- THANKS, SQUIDW--

- YEAH, THANKS, SQUIDWARD.

I DON'T THINK WE WOULD HAVE EVER GOTTEN HOME WITHOUT YOU.

- HAT. - OH, YEAH. HERE.

- I TOLD THOSE MUTTONHEADS NOT TO SEE THAT MOVIE.

- PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH! ARE YOU OKAY?

- I THINK SO! GOOD NIGHT!

- YEAH! GOOD NIGHT!

AND JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FISHERMAN!

- OH, NO, I WILL NOT THINK ABOUT THE FISHERMAN!

SLEEP TIGHT!

- OH, "THE FISHERMAN," "THE FISHERMAN."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

THEY WANT A FISHERMAN, EH?

I'LL GIVE 'EM A FISHERMAN, AND HOW.

NO.

NO.

UM...

NO.

AHA!

IT'S TIME FOR THOSE LAME-BRAINS TO MEET THE REAL FISHERMAN.

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. [laughs]

- [grunting]

UH, HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?

UH, HUH?

WHAT'S THAT? WHA--

SOMETHING'S STUCK-- UH, HUH.

OH. OH, WAIT A SECOND. OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT.

A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

OH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT. RIGHT THERE! [laughs]

- [laughs] GOTCHA!

- UGH! MM.

THE FISHERMAN! [screams]

- MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

[screams]

- [screams] - [laughs maniacally]

[grunts]

- HMM.

- [laughs maniacally]

- [screams]

SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB, WAKE UP! HE'S HERE!

- WHO'S HERE? HOLD ON, LET ME TURN ON--

OH, YOUR FACE!

- OH.

THERE.

- NOW, WHO'S HERE?

- UH, SOMEONE'S HERE? - YOU JUST SAID.

- OH! YEAH. THE FISHERMAN'S HERE.

- THE FISHERMAN!

- [babbles]

[both screaming]

- THE FISHERMAN'S HERE! - [laughs]

LISTEN TO THOSE NUDNIKS.

WHAT A COUPLE OF HOPELESS BABIES.

I REALLY SHOULD STOP, BUT I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

HA, IT'S ALMOST TOO EASY.

- QUICK! BAR THE DOOR! - [whimpering]

- THERE'S JUST NO SPORT IN IT.

- IS THAT EVERYTHING? - WHAT ABOUT THIS?

- NOT GARY!

[door handle jiggles]

DO YOU THINK IT'LL HOLD? - I SURE HOPE SO!

- [laughs maniacally]

[both screaming]

[both grunting]

[both scream]

- MAYBE IF WE DON'T LOOK AT HIM, HE'LL GO AWAY.

- HEY, YEAH, JUST LIKE THE MOVIE.

[both straining]

- I'M THE DEADLY FISHERMAN!

[both screaming]

- I GUESS THIS IS THE END, OLD BUDDY.

- I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN MY UNDERWEAR!

- HERE...[grunts]

DIE IN MINE.

- HEY, GOOD IDEA.

[grunts] LET'S TRADE. HERE YOU GO.

- AND HERE YOU GO. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

OH, YEAH.

[both screaming]

both: HE'S GONNA TURN US INTO FISH STICKS!

- [laughs maniacally]

[both gasp, scream]

[laughs maniacally]

- THAT THING'S EATING SQUIDWARD!

- NOT OUR BESTEST BUDDY! WE'VE GOTTA SAVE HIM!

OKAY, PLAY 33. I NEED YOU TO GO LONG.

AND...BREAK!

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, FISHERMAN!

- [laughs]

HUH?

[grunts]

- [grunting]

- DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THAT OLD MONSTER.

- [groans] - AH!

LET'S ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW!

- [groaning]

[both grunting]

- OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!

[siren blaring]

- [grumbling]

[angry babbling] - SHH, SHH, SHH.

THERE, THERE. NO NEED TO THANK US.

WE WERE ONLY DOING WHAT ANY GOOD FRIENDS WOULD DO

FOR THEIR BESTEST BUDDY.

I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT OLD MONSTER ANYMORE.

- [growls]

- HUH? [both screaming]

[siren blares]

- MEOW.

[spooky music]