Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- * OHH...

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[lilting ukulele music]

**

[intense music]

- WITNESSES ARE FLOCKING AROUND THE UNVEILING

OF BIKINI BOTTOM'S NEWEST BANK,

THE BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK.

[lively marching music]

- THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS

WHO JOIN BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK

WILL RECEIVE INSTANT INTEREST ON THEIR DEPOSIT.

- INSTANT INTEREST?

THAT'S PRACTICALLY GIVING MONEY AWAY!

SPONGEBOB!

YOU'RE IN CHARGE WHILE I RUN DOWN

TO THE BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK.

I GOT TO GET DOWN THERE BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF DOUGH!

[car engine revving, squealing]

[screech]

MONEY, HERE I C-- OOH!

[overlapping murmuring]

- [jabbering]

- THANKS FOR BANKING WITH BANK OF BIKINI BOTTOM BANK.

AND HERE'S YOUR INSTANT INTEREST.

[cash register ka-ching]

- [jabbers]

[coins jingle]

[jabbers]

- FREE MOOLA JUST FOR JOINING?

YES! - [groans]

I'M IN MONEY HEAVEN! [laughs]

- HEADS UP. WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE.

- WELCOME TO BANK OF BIKINI--

- HI. I WANT TO SEE ALL YOUR MONEY.

- EXCUSE ME?

- SHOW ME WHERE THE MONEY LIVES.

I BET YOU GOT A LOT.

I'D LIKE TO SEE ALL OF IT.

[alarm rings] I'M A HUGE FAN OF MONEY.

OOH! OH! HEY! HEY!

GET YOUR HANDS-- AAH!

[clang]

ANCHOVIES.

[sniffing]

GOOD DAY, MADAME.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SAFE, PLEASE.

- SURE THING, SIR.

[alarm rings]

- NOT AGAIN.

AAH!

[crash]

SCALLOPS.

[falsetto] GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

both: GOOD DAY, MA'AM.

- HELLO YOUNG MISSY.

- WELL, HELLO, MA'AM.

HOW CAN WE HELP YOU TODAY?

- SO FAR, SO GOOD.

- MA'AM?

- THEY HAVEN'T THROWN ME OUT YET.

- MA'AM?

- IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW.

- CAN I HELP YOU, MA'AM?

A WITHDRAWAL? A TRANSFER?

ANYTHING?

FREE INTEREST? - OOH.

[laughs] YES!

I'LL HAVE THAT PLEASE.

- OKAY, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE A DEPOSIT FIRST.

- OH, OF COURSE!

HERE'S ME PRIZE PENNY TO DEPOSIT IN A NEW ACCOUNT.

- OKAY, I'LL SET IT RIGHT UP.

- [normal voice] WAIT!

[falsetto] UH, WHATCHA DOING?

PENNY DOESN'T WANT TO BE CRAMMED IN THERE

WITH ALL THOSE OTHER COINS.

SHE WANTS A MONEY CONDO OF HER OWN.

- OKAY.

YOU WANT A SAFE DEPOSIT BOX THEN?

- OH, YES!

PENNY WILL HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

- UH, THIS WAY, PLEASE.

- [plinking tiptoeing]

WAIT!

CAN I HAVE A MOMENT WITH ME PENNY, ALONE?

- [sighs] MAKE IT QUICK.

WE'RE CLOSING IN FIVE MINUTES.

- OH, PENNY.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

[cries]

[sobs]

IT'S INHUMAN, I TELL YOU!

OH, PENNY, PENNY.

ONE LAST KISS GOOD-BYE.

[grunts] [clothes pop]

[grunting]

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, LITTLE PENNY.

YEESH, OOH, IT'S A WEE BIT CRAMPED IN HERE.

[keys jingling]

- OH, WELL, THAT LOOKS SECURE.

- WHOA!

- WERE YOU PEOPLE TRAINED IN A BARN?

- [gasps] [heavenly choir vocals]

[gulps] THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.

[cash register ka-ching]

[sniffs]

- [gasps]

- 'TIS TRUE!

I'VE LANDED IN MONEY "NIR-VANNER!"

ME WILDEST DREAM'S FINALLY COME TRUE!

[laughs wildly] [cash register ka-ching]

- MR. KRABS, I'M DONE WATERING DOWN THE KETCHUP.

DID YOU WANT ME TO--

[crickets chirping]

MR. KRABS? MR. KRABS?

MR. KRABS!

- WOULD YOU PIPE DOWN! - SORRY, SQUIDWARD.

I CAN'T FIND MR. KRABS, AND HE SAID HE'D BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M GETTING A LITTLE CONCERNED.

- THAT'S NICE.

AND...INTERESTING.

- I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR HIM.

HOLD ON, MR. KRABS.

I'M COMING FOR YOU.

[dramatic music]

MR. KRABS!

[singsong] MR. KRABS!

MR. KRABS!

MR. KRABS!

[squishing footfall]

- WELL, TIME TO HEAD HOME. WHOO-HOO!

I HOPE TO SEE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

ON THE OUTSIDE.

[grunting]

WAIT! [grunts]

BLIMEY, I'M LOCKED IN!

[grunts] I GUESS I'M TRAPPED HERE ALL NIGHT.

[honk] WITH ALL THIS MOOLA.

[sighs] SO MUCH MOOLA.

BUT NO ONE TO TELL ABOUT IT!

TIME TO RUSTLE ME UP SOME FRIENDS!

[knock at door]

- OH, HI, PEARL.

IS MR. KRABS HERE? - NO.

- PEARL, I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS,

BUT MR. KRABS IS MISSING!

- OH, MY GOSH. - I KNOW!

- OH, MY GOSH.

- DON'T WORRY, I'LL FIND HIM.

- OH, MY GOSH!

CALL HIM ON HIS CELL! [dial tone]

[gentle jazz music]

**

- YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING TONIGHT,

MRS. GREENBACK.

[snaps claw] WAITER!

[assumes French accent] OUI, OUI, MONSIEUR.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU AND THE LADY TONIGHT?

THE LADY WOULD LIKE

TO START WITH A MILLION CLAMS,

A SIDE OF INVESTMENTS,

AND HOLD THE TAXES.

I'LL HAVE THE SAME.

BUT WITH EXTRA "NO TAXES."

[sighs] SUCH A FRIENDLY FELLOW.

GOOD-LOOKING TOO.

I'M ALMOST GONNA REGRET NOT LEAVING HIM A TIP.

[cell phone rings]

[beep] HELLO.

- MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OKAY?

- I'M FINE, BOY!

IN FACT, I'M DANCING WITH A BEAUTIFUL LADY!

- OH, THAT'S NICE.

- YES, AND SHE'S MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF MONEY.

- WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?

- I'M LOCKED IN THE BANK VAULT AND HAVING THE TIME OF ME LIFE!

OH, AND I THINK I'M RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN,

AND IT'S MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND.

- I'VE GOTTA SAVE MR. KRABS!

PATRICK! [pop]

PATRICK, YOU GOTTA HELP ME, BUDDY!

- [slurps] - I NEED TO BREAK INTO A BANK.

- WHAT?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME.

AND YOU'VE ASKED ME TO DO SOME CRAZY THINGS

OVER THE YEARS.

BUT BREAKING INTO A BANK...

HAS TO BE THE COOLEST!

[lilting Hawaiian music]

- AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

SUN, SAND AND SURF.

AND, OF COURSE, MRS. GREENBACK BY MY SIDE.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, DON'T START ON ME NOW.

I'M SURE THIS REMOTE ISLAND HAS A FOOD SOURCE.

OLD KRABS JUST HASN'T FOUND IT YET, THAT'S ALL.

I'LL JUST...

[laughs nervously]

SO HUNGRY.

[tense music]

- COAST IS CLEAR.

WHAT'S THE PLAN, BUDDY?

- OKAY, FIRST, WE CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

THEN, WE SLIDE DOWN THE CHIMNEY

AND EAT UP ALL THE MILK AND COOKIES

THEY LEFT OUT FOR US!

- WELL, I DON'T SEE A CHIMNEY,

BUT WE COULD TRY GETTING IN THROUGH A ROOF VENT.

IF ONLY WE HAD A WAY TO SCALE THIS WALL.

- LUCKILY, I BROUGHT THE BANK BREAK-IN KIT.

UH...

HOW ABOUT THIS?

- A BUNCH OF OLD SHOELACES?

- IT'S AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO HAVING SHOES.

- I WISH WE HAD SOMETHING STRONGER,

BUT THIS'LL HAVE TO DO.

[screaming] [rope snapping]

- HEY, SPONGEBOB, I GOT AN IDEA!

LET'S USE THIS GRAPPLING HOOK.

[hook clanks]

[tense music]

[plinking tiptoeing]

- THIS VENT WILL SURELY LEAD US STRAIGHT TO MR. KRABS.

- LET'S GET HIM!

[grunting]

[screaming] [thumping]

[crash] [screaming, thumping]

[crash] [screaming, thumping]

[whoosh, crash]

COOL! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!

- NOT NOW, PATRICK, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,

MR. KRABS IS RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN.

- [plinking tiptoeing]

[jabbering]

SO HUNGRY.

OH, WHY DID I COME

TO THIS UNINHABITABLE-BLE ISLAND?

WHY DID I DO IT?

WHAT? HUH?

WHY DID I SAY ALL THAT TO MRS. GREENBACK?

I-I MISS HER.

WHY ISN'T SHE-- MRS. GREENBACK!

[claws clacking] WHERE CAN SHE BE?

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

OH. OH, MRS. GREENBACK!

MRS. GREENBACK! YOU'RE OKAY!

I-I WAS SO WORRIED.

I'M SO SORRY.

YOU MUST NEVER RUN AWAY LIKE THAT AGAIN.

[wind whooshes]

WHAT'S THIS? [screams]

LITTLE MISS!

WHAT THE NEPTUNE?

- [inhaling loudly] - A SLIMY MONEY DRAGON!

YOU'RE NOT SUCKING AWAY ME FORTUNE WITHOUT A FIGHT!

[punches]

[vacuum sucking]

GIVE ME BACK MRS. GREENBACK, YOU BEAST!

- PATRICK, YOU READY?

- THIS LOCK WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT.

- UH, CAREFUL, PATRICK.

USE FINESSE.

- OH, RIGHT.

[clank] I'LL USE THE FINESSE.

[engine revving, tool clanks]

- GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.

[screaming]

- WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED!

RUN! SCATTER!

SCAMPER! SAVE YOURSELF!

- WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

[tense music]

- WELL...

- MAY I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING, SIR?

- AH, YES, I NEED TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL.

I NEED TO WITHDRAW ONE MR. KRABS.

- I ASSURE YOU, MR. SQUAREPANTS,

WE RECEIVED NO SUCH DEPOSIT.

[lock clanking]

[door hinge creaks] [gasps]

- I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MONEY-SUCKER!

[vacuum sucking] THAT DOES IT, LIZARD BREATH!

IT'S YOU OR ME NOW.

JUST YOU AND ME.

[grunting]

YAH! [sucking stops]

[evil laugh]

[hysterical laugh]

OOH! * I CONQUERED THE MONEY DRAGON

VICTORY! WHOO!

- [teeth chattering]

SECURITY!

[keys jingling]

[musical splatting]

AND DON'T FORGET YOUR... [sighs] DEPOSIT.

[penny clinks]

- YOU KNOW, BOYO,

THROUGH THIS WHOLE ORDEAL,

I'VE LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT GREED.

A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT ISOLATION.

[chuckles] EVEN A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZE, THROUGH IT ALL?

- THAT YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON FREEDOM?

- BARNACLES, NO, BOY!

I REALIZE THAT THEY DIDN'T PAY INTEREST ON ME DEPOSIT!

HEY, YOU CHEAPSKATES!

GIMME ME INTEREST!

[penny clinks]

WELL!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

I DOUBLED ME MONEY.

[chortles]

[lilting ukulele music]