Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- * OHH...

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[rollicking ukulele music]

*

- [with French accent] BIKINI BOTTOM PRISON.

HOME OF THE WORST OF THE WORST...

[growling]

AND, CURRENTLY OF THAT LITTLE MISCREANT, PLANKTON,

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS NUMBER 6-5-5-3-2-1.

- ALL INMATES TO "A" LEVEL.

[doors clanking]

[squishing]

[murmuring]

- COME ON, NUMBER 6-5-5-3-2-1.

LET'S MOVE IT!

- YEAH, YEAH, KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.

- PSST! HEY, SHELDON.

- SPONGEBOB!

WHAT IN THE SEASHELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- MR. KRABS ARRANGED FOR ME TO WORK HERE ON WEEKENDS.

HE WANTS ME TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.

- EXCUSE ME.

DOESN'T THIS COUNT AS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT?

- PIPE DOWN, PIPSQUEAK!

- LOOK! THEY EVEN GAVE ME A TRAINING BATON.

[squeaking]

[overlapping chatter]

HI, KAREN!

LOOK, PLANKTON!

KAREN CAME TO VISIT.

AND SHE BROUGHT YOU A CAKE.

- DO YOU MIND?

- OH, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER HERE.

- SO, HONEY, IS YOU-KNOW-WHAT INSIDE?

- YOU MEAN FLOUR, SUGAR, MILK AND EGGS?

- NO! [softly] NO, THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

- OH, YOU MEAN LOVE.

- I MEAN, THE FILE.

- WHAT? THE FILE?

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT THE BAKER IN THE FAMILY.

THE FILE?

WHO WOULD PUT A FILE IN A CAKE?

[bang]

- KAREN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[pop, thud]

[grunting]

WHEW!

- YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

- I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT IS.

- THANKS. - WAIT A SECOND.

I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD-- - YOU GONNA DRINK THAT?

THANKS. - HEY! I NEED THAT!

FOR MY BONES! [screams]

[groans] - [clicking tongue]

SOMEONE DIDN'T FINISH THEIR BEANS.

- THEM'S MY BEANS.

- OH. WELL, ENJOY.

- WAIT! PUT ME DOWN!

OH-OH.

YOU CAN'T EAT ME!

I'M BIKINI BOTTOM'S MOST EVIL GENIUS!

- HEY! WHAT DID YOU SAY?

- I SAID, "I'M PLANKTON, BLAST IT!"

- YOU AIN'T PLANKTON. - [gulps]

- WE'RE ALL BIG FANS OF THAT MANIACAL LITTLE MISCREANT!

[overlapping yelling]

- THAT'S PLANKTON!

AND YOU DON'T LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM.

- HEY! I'M IN HERE!

I'M PLANKTON!

- OKAY! THAT DOES IT!

HERE COMES THE PAIN.

[engine roaring]

- ARE WE NEAR THE AIRPORT?

[bang] - OW!

[clang, clank]

[whimpering ukulele tone]

[grunting]

[clears throat]

HEY! GATHER 'ROUND, FELLOW CONVICTS!

IT IS I,

THE ONE AND ONLY SHELDON J. PLANKTON,

EVIL GENIUS!

all: [gasping] THAT'S HIM!

- SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU LOWLIFES RESPECT ME?

- ARE YOU KIDDING?

YOU'RE CRIMINAL ROYALTY.

EVERY CRIME YOU COMMIT IS MORE DANGEROUS

THAN THE LAST.

- YOU'RE THE WORST GUY IN THIS JOINT.

AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE THE GREATEST,

IN OUR TWISTED EYES!

- WE'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, BIG GUY.

- [laughs]

WITH THIS PACK OF CRIMINALS,

I COULD STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA LIKE THAT!

OKAY, GANG.

WE NEED TO BUST OUT OF THIS JOINT.

ANY THOUGHTS?

- UH... - OW!

- DUH... - WE COULD WAIT FOR PAROLE?

- WE COULD ASK THEM NICELY.

- YEAH, I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE STILL IN JAIL.

THINK, PEOPLE!

WE NEED A PLAN.

- WE COULD BUST OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME,

IF ONLY WE HAD SOME CHUM.

- YEAH! THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

YEAH, GOOD OLD CHUM.

SAY WHAT, NOW?

- CHUM'S AMAZING.

- THAT'S WHY YOU'RE OUR HERO.

- YOU'RE THE CREATOR OF CHUM.

- CHUM? WHAT USE IS CHUM?

- IT MAKES A GREAT DISGUISE.

[tense music]

[splash]

OH! IT'S WORKING!

IT'S TWISTING MY APPEARANCE!

- [screams] WHAT A HIDEOUS MONSTER!

PLEASE TAKE THIS MONEY

SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR DISGUSTING FEATURES!

- [chortles]

YEAH, WORKED GREAT.

UNTIL, YOU KNOW, THEY CAUGHT ME.

- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED EATING IT?

- HEAVENS, NO!

- YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CHUM IS GREAT FOR?

ROBBIN' BANKS.

[tense music]

*

[bucket clanging]

all: [coughing]

- THE STENCH OF CHUM IS UNBEARABLE.

- BUT HAVE YOU TRIED IT ON A BUN?

- NO WAY, BROTHER. NEVER.

I LIKE MY TONGUE IN ONE PIECE.

- EVERY CROOK IN TOWN USES CHUM.

- REALLY?

MAYBE I OVERLOOKED CHUM'S HIDDEN POTENTIAL.

FELLOW NE'ER-DO-WELLS,

IF IT'S CHUM YOU WANT,

IT'S CHUM YOU SHALL HAVE.

LUCKILY, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE RECIPE.

IT'S TIME FOR A JAILBREAK!

[cheering]

LISTEN UP, YOU REPROBATES!

CHUM REQUIRES SPECIALIZED INGREDIENTS

OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY.

- MR. PLANKTON, DOES THIS MEET

YOUR RIGID MANUFACTURING STANDARDS?

- HMM, YOU THERE.

SNIFF THIS SOCK.

[hacking, coughing]

- YES!

LET US BEGIN.

CULTURED FUNGUS GROWTH MEDIUM.

- HERE YOU GO, BOSS. [splash]

- SUBTROPICAL VEGETAL MATTER.

- DUH, RIGHT HERE.

- ORGANIC FILLER.

- GOTCHA COVERED.

- HEY, YOU!

COME HERE!

BLOW.

LIVE BACTERIAL CULTURE.

[splash]

NOW, TO SECURE THE CONTAINMENT VESSEL.

[clang]

AGITATE PRELIMINARY COMPOUND.

[toilet flushes]

[banging]

AND QUALITY INSPECTION.

[heavenly choir] * AHH

all: [gasping] OH!

- BOYS, I THINK IT'S TIME WE EVACUATED THIS INSTITUTION.

all: HUH? - [sighs]

IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT OF PRISON, YOU DOPES!

all: OOH!

- A JAILBREAK?

I'VE GOT TO WARN MR. KRABS.

[hornpipe music]

- NOT BAD.

IF I COULD ONLY PAINT 'EM SMALLER.

- MR. KRABS! - [screams]

WHAT IS IT?

- PLANKTON'S BREAKING OUT OF JAIL TONIGHT,

AND HE'S COMING TO THE KRUSTY KRAB

WITH A BUNCH OF CRIMINALS

TO STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!

[panting]

WHAT DO WE DO?

- TONIGHT, EH?

THAT DOESN'T LEAVE ME MUCH TIME.

THIS IS GONNA BE CLOSE.

BUT WE'LL BE READY FOR 'EM.

- [whistling]

WHOA-HO-WHOA, THERE.

WHY ARE YOU TWO OUT OF YOUR CELLS?

- REGGIE THINKS THIS HANKY SMELLS LIKE KELP BERRIES.

- OH, HE DOES, DOES HE?

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

[glass shatters]

[tense music]

*

- CHUM! [splat]

DETONATOR!

IS THIS DETONATOR MADE OUT OF SOAP?

- I CARVED IT MYSELF.

- LAUNCH ME!

- [inhales powerfully]

[pop] - [grunts]

[pop, plop]

[timer blipping]

- FREEZE, PLANKTON!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

[timer blipping]

- OH-OH.

[whoosh, plop]

[cheery ukulele music]

*

IT WORKED!

- IT'S A JAILBREAK, MEN!

QUICK! TO THE WALL!

BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!

all: RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!

RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

- WHAT IN THE NAME OF ELECTROLYSIS?

- NICE TRY, PRISONERS.

BUT YOU'LL NEVER PENETRATE A WALL OF LIVING GUARDS.

LET'S ROUND UP THOSE ESCAPING MISCREANTS!

OH, DEAR. I CANNOT MOVE!

IT APPEARS THAT WE HAVE BECOME ENSNARED

IN OUR OWN DEFENSES.

[grunting]

- OH, MY.

[laughs]

THAT IS A DILLY OF A PICKLE.

OH, WELL.

IF YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THROUGH THE BACK WALL,

I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!

[doors slam]

[whooping]

QUICKLY, MY FELLOW FELONS.

FOLLOW ME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!

[whooping]

- OH, MR. KRABS!

THEY'RE ALMOST HERE!

- DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.

WE'RE READY FOR 'EM.

- I GAVE YOU YOUR FREEDOM.

NOW BRING ME THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!

[whooping]

all: HEAVE-HO! [banging]

HEAVE-HO! HEAVE--

[crashing]

[whooping]

- THEY GOT PAST ME.

[screams]

ME RESTAURANT!

- [laughs] YES.

WITH MY NEW GANG OF VICIOUS CONVICTS,

YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME NOW, KRABS.

FELLOW JAILBIRDS,

BRING ME THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!

- SORRY, BOSS.

WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR IT,

BUT WE CAN'T FIND IT.

- DID YOU TRY LOOKING IN THE SAFE?

- OH.

[grunting] [bang, crash]

- EUREKA!

[evil laugh]

- PLANKTON, DON'T DO IT!

- SORRY, KRABS,

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.

- EXCEPT THE LAW.

[tense music]

*

- WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- SPONGEBOB WARNED ME YOU WERE PLANNING A JAILBREAK.

SO I TOOK THE PRECAUTION

OF HIDING THE ENTIRE BIKINI BOTTOM POLICE FORCE

IN ME SAFE.

- COME ALONG, PLANKTON. [tapping]

IT'S BACK TO JAIL FOR YOU.

- [groans]

[spank] HEY!

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING, BUSTER.

- JUST MOVE ALONG.

- WELL, THANKS TO YOUR HARD WORK,

THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE IS SAFE.

- AND YOU WIN AGAIN.

[rumbling]

[crashing]

- YEP, I'M A WINNER.