Original subtitles

[dramatic orchestral music]

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- JUST A COUPLE MORE ADDITIVES, SPONGEBOB.

[rumbling]

[cracking]

[pop]

OH, AND TRY NOT TO BREATHE THE FUMES.

- IS IT TOXIC PATTY TUESDAY?

- BARNACLES, NO, BOYO.

THE CUSTOMERS KEEP PASSING OFF THEIR DIRTY, FILTHY MONEY,

SO WE'RE COOKING UP THE ONLY SOLUTION POWERFUL ENOUGH

TO CLEAN IT.

- WELL, THEN, LET'S GET CLEANING.

- HOLD ON, KIDDO.

WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE INGREDIENT.

- HOW MUCH DO WE NEED? - CAREFUL, SPONGEBOB!

JUST TWO DROPS OF THAT STUFF COULD...

- GOT IT. TWO DROPS--

- BLOW OUR FACES OFF.

[fax machine ringing]

- FAX COMING THROUGH, BOSS.

- WE CAN GET IT LATER.

[fax machine trilling, clacking]

[pop] - [laughs]

INFILTRATION ACHIEVED.

PHASE ONE, COMPLETE.

NOW FOR PHASE TWO.

SABOTAGE!

- [cheerful whistling]

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WELL, MY DEPENDABLE SPATULA, SHALL WE?

[hornpipe music]

[snap]

[clank]

- [screaming]

- WOW! PHASE TWO IS GREAT!

MY FAVORITE PHASE SO FAR.

[evil laugh]

- [panting]

NO PULSE!

[clinking]

WE'RE LOSING HIM!

HANG IN THERE, BUDDY!

- WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS? - CLEAR!

[sizzling] CLEAR!

- PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, BOY.

SO YOUR SPATULA SNAPPED.

GO GET YOURSELF A NEW ONE!

- I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.

- [slaps] QUIT THAT, BOY.

IT'S CREEPY.

"SPAT-U-LERS" CAN'T TALK.

AND IF I CATCH YOUSE TALKING TO YOUR NEXT ONE,

I'LL LOCK YOU UP IN A PADDED KITCHEN.

- [laughs]

JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK.

- [cheerful whistling] - THE TWERP APPROACHES.

TIME FOR PHASE THREE.

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[clank] [whoosh]

- [whimpers]

- OH, HI, PLANKTON!

WHAT BRINGS YOU TO HARVEY'S SPATULA EMPORIUM?

- OH, JUST PICKING UP ONE OF THESE.

NOT THAT YOU'D KNOW WHAT IT IS.

- WELL, JUDGING FROM ITS DIAMETER

AND VERMILLION COLOR,

I AM LOOKING AT THE HANDLE CAP

FOR A VINTAGE GRILL FORCE 700 SPATULA.

- WOW! A FELLOW SPATULA ENTHUSIAST, I SEE.

YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

BUT WITH A FEW MODIFICATIONS,

IT'LL SERVE AS THE ENDCAP FOR MY SIZZLEMASTER.

- WELL, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT MODEL.

- WELL, THERE IS ONLY ONE.

AND SOME SAY IT HAS MAGICAL GRILLING POWERS.

- WOW! I MUST KNOW MORE.

- WELL, YOU COULD COME OVER AND CHECK IT OUT.

- THAT SOUNDS THRILLING!

BUT I DO NEED TO HURRY BACK TO WORK.

- [knocking] SPONGEBOB,

IT'S A MAGICAL SPATULA WITH A LEGEND.

THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.

ONWARD TO THE CHUM BUCKET!

[evil laugh]

HEY, IT'S THIS WAY, KID.

FEAST YOUR ABSORBENT EYES ON THIS!

[claps]

- [gasps] WOW!

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPATULA COLLECTION

ON THE WHOLE SEAFLOOR.

- THESE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO...

[claps]

THE MAJESTIC SIZZLEMASTER!

[heavenly harp music] - * AHH

- YES, SPONGEBOB.

I BELIEVE THE SIZZLEMASTER HAS FOUND ITS FRY COOK

IN YOU! [glass shatters]

- THE LEGEND OF THE SIZZLEMASTER

HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

AND SINCE YOU ARE ITS FRY COOK,

IT WILL REDUCE YOUR WORKLOAD TENFOLD.

- HEY, THAT RHYMES!

ALMOST.

- YES, A LEGEND HAS BEEN FULFILLED TODAY.

GO FORTH, SPONGEBOB.

WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS THE LUNCH RUSH.

[softly] OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT,

PHASE FOUR.

- PHASE FOUR?

HOW MANY PHASES ARE THERE IN THIS CONVOLUTED PLAN?

- ENOUGH, MY SARCASTIC WIFE.

ENOUGH TO GAIN SPONGEBOB'S TRUST,

THEN STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA

RIGHT FROM UNDER HIS DUMB YELLOW NOSE!

[laughs]

NOW TO TUNE IN SPONGE-BOOB.

[electrical whir] - I'M BACK, MR. KRABS.

DID I MISS ANYTHING?

- YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSING A JOB

IF YOU DON'T GET IN THAT KITCHEN.

THE LUNCH RUSH IS NIGH!

- [evil laugh]

- THESE ORDERS HAVE REALLY PILED UP.

- AND DON'T FORGET THESE.

- WELL, NOTHING ME AND THE SIZZLEMASTER CAN'T HANDLE.

- THAT'S RIGHT SPONGEBOB!

LET'S SHOW THIS LUNCH RUSH WHAT FOR!

- HMM, I MUST BE HEARING THINGS.

'CAUSE MR. KRABS SAYS SPATULAS CAN'T TALK.

- WELL, I CAN!

THE MYSTICAL SIZZLEMASTER CAN DO ALL!

- MR. KRABS SAID HE'D PUT ME IN A PADDED KITCHEN

IF HE CAUGHT ME TALKING TO YOU.

- SPONGEBOB! - I WASN'T TAKING TO MY SPATULA!

- I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE.

THE CUSTOMERS ARE ABOUT TO SNAP!

[cranking, snap]

- TIME TO FOCUS.

- YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB,

THERE'S A MUCH FASTER WAY TO DO THIS.

- OH?

- WOW! PRETTY GOOD.

BUT WE'RE A LONG, LONG WAY FROM FILLING ALL THESE ORDERS.

- [whooshing]

- HEY, SPONGE.

I KNOW A WAY TO DOUBLE OUR PRODUCTIVITY.

I'LL HANDLE THINGS HERE AT THE GRILL, ALONE,

WHILE YOU MAN THE CONDIMENTS, HUH?

- HEY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

BUT YOU MAN THE CONDIMENTS, I'LL TAKE THE GRILL.

SORRY, BUT I DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS BABY, BUT ME.

- DRAT!

- HEY, SQUID GUY!

WHERE'S MY LUNCH?

- STAY BACK, YOU RAVENOUS BRUTES.

OH! - ORDERS, AHOY!

[cash register bell ringing]

WOW, SIZZLEMASTER!

YOU TRULY ARE MAGICAL.

WE'RE CATCHING UP.

BUT WE GOT AN EMPTY GRILL HERE.

- LEAVE IT TO ME, KID.

- ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT, BOYO.

HEADING HOME.

THANKS FOR ALL THE EXTRA GREENBACKS YOU EARNED ME TODAY.

- DON'T THANK ME, MR. KRABS.

THANK MY NEW MAGIC TALKING SPATULA.

- OOH, THAT'S GREAT SPONGEBOB.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT DID I TELL YA ABOUT TALKING TO "SPAT-U-LERS."

ONLY DO IT IF IT MAKES ME MONEY.

[chuckles]

- WELL, YOU CAN REALLY DO WONDERS, SIZZLEMASTER.

TODAY WAS GREAT.

- IT SURE WAS, SPONGEBOB.

AND MAYBE TOMORROW I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE GRILL FOR YOU, HUH?

- [laughs] UNLIKELY.

BUT A SPATULA CAN DREAM.

SEE YOU TOMORROW. - DANG IT!

I NEED SPONGEBOB TO TRUST ME BEHIND THAT GRILL

FOR THIS PLAN TO WORK.

HMM. OH!

HEY, SPONGEBOB! - YES?

- HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR PLACE TONIGHT?

I MEAN, I COULD HELP YOU AROUND THE HOUSE.

- WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO BE GRILLING TONIGHT,

BUT THANK YOU.

- OH, I AM SO MUCH MORE THAN A PATTY FLIPPER.

I'M A MULTIPURPOSE TOOL.

- OH. HEY, DO YOU CLEAN SNAIL LITTER BOXES?

SURE! - GROSS.

- IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY ME TOUCHING IT, SO...

- HERE SHE IS.

HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE.

- INFILTRATION COMPLETE.

TIME TO EXECUTE PHASE FIVE!

[evil laugh]

- [laughs]

YOU'RE SUCH A JOYFUL BEING, SIZZLEMASTER.

HERE'S THAT LITTER BOX YOU SAID YOU'D CLEAN.

- [sniffs] GAH!

KAREN!

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT SMELL SENSORS

ON THE SPATULA!

[crickets chirping]

[foghorn blares]

- WHOOP!

[rollicking ukulele music]

[scratching]

[chime]

- MMM, MMM.

WOW! I'M THREE HOURS EARLY TO WORK.

THANKS TO YOU, SIZZLEMASTER.

- THAT'S NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT

WHILE I GET TO WORK FOR YOU?

- WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO.

- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAN THE GRILL FOR YOU TODAY?

- UH, EH...

- YOU DESERVE A BREAK.

AND I'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE EVERYTHING ELSE FOR YOU, SO...

- THAT IS TRUE.

WELL, I GUESS I CAN TRUST YOU WITH MY GRILL

WHILE I TAKE A BRIEF RESPITE.

- [bouncing] [evil laugh]

YES! PHASE FIVE IS FINALLY COMPLETE!

TIME TO KICK PHASE SIX INTO OVERDRIVE!

YES, BURN PATTIES, BURN!

[evil laugh]

- [snores]

[gagging, coughing]

[screams]

CHARRED KRABBY PATTY BITS?

SIZZLEMASTER, WHAT HAPPENED?

- OH, SPONGEBOB, I'M SORRY.

I JUST WASN'T USED TO THIS GRILL.

ALL OF THE KRABBY PATTIES ARE GONE.

- OH, NO!

- HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

I CAN MIX UP SOME NEW PATTIES IN A JIFF.

IF WE JUST GO GET THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.

- OH, YEAH! OKAY.

IT'S JUST OVER HERE IN THE SAFE.

- YES! YES!

[evil laugh]

[lock ratcheting]

- [splashing]

HEY, WHATCHA DOING, BOY?

- OH, MY NEW MAGICAL TALKING SPATULA

THAT I GOT FROM PLANKTON

SAYS IT NEEDS YOUR KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.

- SPONGEBOB! NO!

UH, I MEAN, IT WAS YOUR TALKING SPATULA, YOU SAY?

THAT YOU GOT FROM PLANKTON?

[laughing] WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

HERE, GIVE YOUR TALKING SPATULA THIS RECIPE.

- MR. KRABS, I THINK YOUR BLINKER'S BROKEN.

- JUST READ IT.

- AYE, AYE.

OKAY, SIZZLEMASTER.

THE FIRST INGREDIENT IS...

"5 GALLONS COMBUSTIBLE COOKING OIL."

- YES!

KAREN, BEGIN PRODUCTION!

[computer blipping]

[oil splatting]

- "ONE SACK CORAL DUST, EXTRA SPICY.

"ONE BUCKET FIRE ALGAE PASTE.

"AND THE FINAL INGREDIENT,

DISULFIDE."

- YES!

[laughs]

WAIT, HOW MUCH DISULFIDE?

- [scribbles]

- "THE WHOLE ENCHILADA."

- I HAD NO IDEA THIS STUFF WAS APPROVED

FOR RESTAURANT USE.

- OH, IT'S NOT...

PLANKTON.

- KRABS?

OH, NO.

- QUITE A VOLATILE CONCOCTION,

EH, PLANKY?

- MUST BE EXPLOSIVE PATTY WEDNESDAY,

EH, MR. KRABS?

- [chuckles]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BOYO.

[chuckles] - OH, HARDY-HAR-HAR.

[lilting ukulele music]

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