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- ORDER UP!

- HERE. [clank]

- GOO!

- HEY, THERE.

- [raspberry]

NUM, NUM!

- AW, DOES BABY WANT A KRABBY PATTY, HMM?

- AW.

- BABY'S FIRST KRABBY PATTY. [sniffles]

- THAT DIABOLICAL FIEND!

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS WORKING!

IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY--

WITH A BABY.

- STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU THIEVIN' INFANT!

[mechanical ratcheting]

[growls]

- YI-EEH! THAT'S HARSH.

- SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PULL A FAST ONE, EH?

NOW, COME OUT OF THERE, YOU LITTLE PEST!

[grunting]

- [gasps] WHAT'S HE DOING?

YOU LEAVE THAT POOR BABY ALONE!

- OKAY.

I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY.

- MR. KRABS, NO!

DON'T DO IT!

[grunts] [rip]

- OOH! OH... [thump]

- OH! [thump]

- OH, CALM DOWN!

IT'S JUST PLANKTON.

[pop]

- SEE? - UH...GOO-GOO?

- HOW DARE YOU!

YOU TOYED WITH OUR EMOTIONS!

[squish] - OW.

- FACE IT, PLANKTON.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN.

I'LL ALWAYS BE ONE STEP...AHEAD.

[chuckles]

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM,

YOU LITTLE BRAT.

[whoosh, crash]

all: [gasp]

- UH-OH.

- YOU MONSTER! - HOW DARE YOU!

- [wailing]

- AWW, DIDDUMS FAIL TO GET A KRABBY PATTY AGAIN?

[horn honks]

- STOP PATRONIZING ME!

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE PLAN FALL APART?

IT'S JUST A STUPID SANDWICH!

I TELL YOU, IT'S WEARING ME DOWN!

- YOU NEED TO STOP OBSESSING OVER IT.

RELAX. GET A HOBBY OR SOMETHING.

- I HATE TO ADMIT IT, COMPUTER WIFE,

BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

I NEED SOMETHING

TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THAT BLASTED SECRET FORMULA

FOR A WHILE.

BUT WHAT? - I KNOW.

HOW ABOUT TAKING CARE OF AN INFERIOR LIFE-FORM?

- YOU MEAN A PET?

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

BUT HOW WILL I FIND A PET

THAT FITS MY DYNAMIC PERSONALITY?

- PLANKTON. - [screams]

- I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

- SPONGEBOB?

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HELP ME?

- YOU SHOULD TRY THE LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER.

THAT'S WHERE I FOUND MY GARY.

- OH, YEAH?

PERHAPS YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING THERE.

- HERE IT IS.

THE BIKINI BOTTOM ANIMAL SHELTER.

[pets barking] YOUR PERFECT PET AWAITS.

NOW, IF YOU JUST LISTEN TO YOUR HEART,

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PICK OUT THE RIGHT PET

AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT.

[barking continues] - HMM. TOO BIG.

TOO SLOPPY.

- DUH. - TOO STUPID.

- HI, SPONGEBOB.

- HEY, PATRICK.

OH! OH! WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ALGAE ON A ROCK?

I WANT A PET, NOT A PLANT.

IT'S NO USE.

- [snarls]

- THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME HERE.

[screams]

- OH, NO! PLANKTON!

- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SAY I'M SURPRISED.

- [barking]

[growls, chomps]

- [screams]

- [barks]

- HEY THERE, LITTLE GUY.

- [barks] - LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER.

- OH, SO CUTE!

WHATCHA GONNA CALL HIM?

HE LOOKS LIKE A "SPOT" TO ME.

- [chomps, growling]

- THAT NAME PROVOKES A VIOLENT REACTION.

SPOT IT IS!

- [barks, panting]

- WELL, SPOT.

I'M YOUR NEW OWNER,

SO SHOWER ME WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION.

KAREN,

IT'S NOT GIVING ME UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

I THINK IT'S DEFECTIVE.

- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRAIN HIM TO DO THAT.

- I TRAIN HIM?

[sighs] I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

ALL RIGHT, SPOT.

LET'S START WITH SOMETHING EASY.

STAY.

GOOD BOY. NOW SIT.

[squishing]

VERY GOOD!

NOW ROLL OVER.

- [barks] - EXCELLENT!

NOW SHAKE.

[rumbling, clattering]

WOW!

THAT'S ONE MEAN SHAKE YOU GOT THERE.

I THINK WE SHOULD BURN OFF SOME OF THAT EXTRA ENERGY.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WALKIES?

I'LL ASSUME THAT'S A YES.

MARCH!

- [barking]

- [whistles cheerfully]

[whistling peters out]

[panting]

PHEW!

WE MUST'VE WALKED FOR MILES.

[squishes]

I GUESS OUR LEGS ARE TOO SHORT FOR WALKIES.

HOW ABOUT A NICE ROUND OF FETCH?

[grunting]

FETCH!

[splat]

[snap]

[screams]

OH, NO.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I'M A TERRIBLE PET OWNER! TERRIBLE!

KAREN!

WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER SPOT!

[squishing]

- [barks]

- NICE REBOUND, SPOT!

YOU KNOW, I GET SQUISHED A LOT TOO.

[sniffles]

I HOPE NOBODY SAW THAT EMOTIONAL OUTBURST.

all: AW.

- SHOO!

OKAY, SPOT.

TODAY, YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO BE AN ATTACK PET

TO GUARD THE CHUM BUCKET FROM INTRUDERS.

NOW, SPOT, PRETEND I'M A BURGLAR.

ATTACK!

- [whimpers]

- YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS?

COME AT ME!

UH-OH, LOSING BALANCE.

A LITTLE HELP?

- [boings]

[barks]

- ON SECOND THOUGHT,

WHAT DO I NEED A GUARD DOG FOR?

I CAN'T EVEN GIVE CHUM AWAY.

WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A RETRIEVER.

THIS IS YOUR TARGET.

I WANT YOU TO RETRIEVE THE KRABBY PATTY.

NOW, SECURITY IS TIGHT,

SO I'VE DEVISED A PL--

WAIT!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU'RE NOT READY!

- [sniffing]

[pop]

[sniffing]

- [humming cheerfully]

- I'D LIKE A LARGE...

WHAT WAS THAT?

- DIDN'T SEE IT, DON'T CARE.

- [snoring]

[thump] - [barking]

- HOLY PLOT TWIST!

IT'S A KRABBY PATTY!

IT'S...A MIRACLE! [heavenly choir vocals]

KAREN, LOOK AT WHAT SPOT BROUGHT HOME.

- THAT'S WONDERFUL!

SPOT DESERVES A REWARD.

- HE CAN HAVE ANYTHING HE WANTS,

UP TO HALF MY KINGDOM--

UH, LABORATORY.

- I THINK HE WANTS YOUR KRABBY PATTY.

- [panting]

[chomps] - NOO!

NO!

YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD AMOEBA!

BAD AMOEBA!

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO BE PUNISHED.

YOU NEED A TIME OUT.

I'M JUST GONNA TIE YOU UP OUT HERE

UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BEHAVE.

SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.

- [whimpers, yaps]

- AW...

NO, NO, I MUST BE STRONG.

- [whimpers]

- I CAN'T DO IT.

[tender music] SPOT, I'M SORRY. I--

[music peters out]

[tense music]

SPOT!

HE'S GONE.

[crying] WHERE IS HE?

SPOT! COME BACK!

[sobbing] SPOT! COME BACK!

I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.

all: AW.

- DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE JOBS?

SPOT!

SPOT! WHERE ARE YOU, SPOT!

[sobbing]

- WHY, PLANKTON, WHAT'S WRONG?

- I LOST SPOT.

- THAT'S TERRIBLE!

GARY LOST ME ONCE.

I WAS COLD, ALONE, STARVING.

IT WAS THE WORST EIGHT MINUTES OF MY LIFE.

COME ON, PLANKTON, LET'S FIND YOUR PET.

LOST PET!

ANYONE SEEN THIS LOST PET?

LOST PET EMERGENCY!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A LOST PET!

PARDON ME, SIR. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS AMOEBA?

- YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE SPECK? - NO.

THAT LITTLE SPECK. - IS THIS HIM?

- NO, THAT'S A PIECE OF GUM.

- GUM?

I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS.

IF I WAS LOOKIN' FOR A LOST PET,

I'D TRY THE ANIMAL SHELTER.

- OF COURSE!

both: THE SHELTER!

- I THINK IT'S CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.

[door clanks]

OOH, IT'S DARK IN HERE.

I'LL FIND A LIGHT SWITCH.

AHA! [switch clicks]

[metallic clank] NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

[switch clicks]

AHA! FOUND THE LIGHTS.

- UH, SPONGEBOB?

WHAT WAS THAT FIRST SWITCH FOR?

- I DUNNO.

I THINK IT UNLOCKS THE PENS?

- I THOUGHT SO.

BECAUSE NOW THE ANIMALS ARE LOOSE!

[animals shriek]

- SPONGEBOB? - RUN FOR IT?

- YEP.

- [panting]

[animals shrieking]

[panting]

I THINK WE LOST 'EM.

- SPONGEBOB, BEFORE WE'RE TORN TO SHREDS,

I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME LOOK FOR SPOT.

- AW, IT WAS NOTHING.

HEY, SPEAKING OF SPOTS.

DID YOU ALWAYS HAVE A DOUBLE PUPIL?

- A DOUBLE WHAT?

[snap]

[pop] SPOT!

[dramatic music] THANK ENTROPY YOU'RE SAFE!

YOU WERE HIDING ON MY OPTICAL CORNEA

THE WHOLE TIME!

YOU SNEAKY LITTLE AMOEBA, YOU.

- [barks]

- [laughs]

- AW, I'M GLAD YOU FOUND SPOT.

[animals shrieking]

UNFORTUNATELY, THE ANIMALS FOUND US TOO.

- GOOD-BYE, SPOT.

I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR US.

- [growls]

[barks]

- SPOT, NO!

- [barking]

[laughter]

[snarling]

[barking]

[dramatic music]

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[growls, barks]

- WOW, SPOT! YOU SAVED US!

- I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS!

- [barks]

[lilting ukulele music]

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