Original subtitles

[lilting ukulele music]

*

[water bubbling]

[foghorn blows]

- [coughs, wheezes]

[foghorn blows]

[coughs, wheezes]

[foghorn, coughs]

[sputtering]

- HMM.

GARY, HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON MY ALARM CLOCK AGAIN?

OH, WELL.

[tape tearing]

AHH. - [wheezing]

- UP AND AT 'EM!

HUP. EW.

GARY, NOT MY SLIPPERS TOO.

UGH, NASTY.

[humming]

[exhales sharply, sniffs] EW.

ORAL HYGIENE TO THE RESCUE.

WHAT THE HEY?

- [growling] - COME ON, GARY, LET GO!

COOCHIE COOCHIE COO.

- [laughing]

- GOLLY, GARY, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

ARE YOU BORED? I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LATER.

- [chewing loudly] - GARY.

GARY, YOU ARE A NUT.

SHEESH.

- [groans, chewing loudly]

- THAT SNAIL SURE IS ACTING WEIRD.

IT'S LIKE HE'S TEETHING AGAIN.

HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND.

GARY, HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON MY BOWL?

- [spits] NO.

- I'M BEGINNING TO SENSE A PATTERN HERE.

- [chewing loudly]

- GARY, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

COULD IT BE THAT WHAT YOU NEED IS A NEW CHEW TOY?

- [slurping]

- I THOUGHT SO.

OOH, I'LL BET THEY HAVE LOTS OF TOYS HERE.

HEY, LOOK, THERE'S PATRICK.

HOWDY, PATRICK.

- HEY, SPONGEBOB. GARETH.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU DON'T HAVE A PET.

- CONFIDENTIALLY, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FREE SAMPLES.

MM, YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE GOURMET.

WELL, THANK YOU, MA'AM.

I MAY CONSIDER PURCHASING THIS BRAND FOR MY WORMS.

WANT SOME?

- NO, THANKS. JUST HAD BREAKFAST.

WE'RE HERE TO BUY GARY A NEW TOY.

- THEY'RE ON AISLE THREE,

NEXT TO THE MOST DELICIOUS SNAIL TREATS.

FOLLOW ME.

[chews, gulps]

HERE THEY ARE--

"TASTY TIME SNAIL TREATS."

- WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

[toy squeaks]

[pops loudly]

OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?

WELL?

YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.

- HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT--

"PET POINT 3000."

- A PET TOY THAT PLAYS WITH YOUR PET.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, GARY?

- MEH.

- IT'S SO FUTURISTIC.

[click, whirr]

LOOK! A RED DOT!

HEY, COME BACK HERE.

- THAT'S BRILLIANT.

WHAT'LL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

- I LOVE THIS THING.

LET'S TURN IT UP.

[humming, sizzling]

HUH?

WHERE DID IT GO?

- UH, PATRICK...

- HUH?

OH, THERE IT IS.

[sniffs]

EH, DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?

DUH.

- [snorting]

HERE, YOU MIGHT NEED THIS.

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE THAT TOY IS SAFE FOR GARY.

WHERE IS GARY, ANYWAY?

GARY!

[harp and trumpet fanfare]

- [slurping]

[grunts] AH.

[toy squeaks]

- GARY.

GARY!

HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

AH, I WONDER IF GARY WOULD LIKE THIS BALL?

GAR-- - [panting]

- I GUESS YOU DO.

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY WITH YOUR NEW BALL?

- [panting] - HERE IT IS, BOY.

- [grunts] - YOU WANT IT, BOY?

- [grunts] - OKAY, BOY, GO AND GET IT.

GO AND GET IT.

GO AND GET IT. - [growling]

- FETCH! - [grunts]

- OKAY, GARY, BRING IT BACK.

[toy squeaking]

COME ON, GARY. BRING IT BACK, GARY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING IT... BACK.

- [growling] [toy squeaking]

[growling] [toy squeaking]

[humming]

- OH, WELL, AS LONG AS HE'S NOT CHEWING ON MY STUFF.

- [humming] [toy squeaking]

- I WONDER HOW GARY'S DOING.

I HAVEN'T HEARD A SQUEAK OUT OF HIM.

GARY? ARE--

HMM. WHERE IS THAT SNAIL?

GARY, WHERE ARE YOU?

GARY, I--

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

OH, A TEA PARTY.

CUTE.

DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

I'D JUST LOVE A SPOT OF TEA.

WHAT KIND OF TEA IS IT--

GREEN TEA, EARL GREY, OOLONG, SLIPPERY ELM?

[wheels squeaking]

GEE, I THINK HE LIKES THAT BALL MORE THAN ME.

[slurps, spits] YECH.

THAT IS NOT TEA.

I KNOW WHAT WILL GET GARY'S ATTENTION--

GOOD OLD SLIMYCAN.

[whirring]

HERE YA GO, GA--

DARN IT, GARY.

GARY! DINNERTIME!

GARY.

GARY? [dramatic music]

[shouts]

OKAY, THAT'S JUST CREEPY.

GARY, I THINK YOU NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME AWAY FROM THIS BALL.

THIS ISN'T HELPING YOUR CASE.

- [snores, grunts] [door opens, closes]

- OKAY, GARY, FUN IS FUN.

NOW, GIVE ME THAT BALL, PRONTO. - [grunts]

- OH, SO YOU'VE HIDDEN IT.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T. COME HERE.

I BET I KNOW WHERE IT IS.

[sighs] HAIRBALL.

HAIRBALL.

WALLET.

DARN IT-- I THOUGHT I LOST THIS.

AND I JUST CANCELED MY CREDIT CARDS.

HAIRBALL, TOOTHBRUSH...

AHA! I KNEW IT.

YOU'LL SEE.

SOME TIME APART WILL DO YOU GOOD.

THERE WE GO. OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.

I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET NOW, BUT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING.

WHY, YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT OLD BALL.

[ominous music]

[foghorn blows] - [wheezing, crash]

- GOOD MORNING, GARY.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD AT ME.

GARY?

THE BALL. [gasps]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS DISOBEDIENCE, GARY.

GARY, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND.

YOU HAD BETTER SHOW YOURSELF THIS INSTANT.

OKAY, GET DOWN HERE.

[toy squeaking]

HMPH.

GARY, GIVE ME THAT BALL.

[toy squeaking]

COME ON.

[grunts]

GET DOWN.

[grunts] [toy continues squeaking]

WHOA!

MOTHER ALWAYS SAID, "DON'T RUN WITH THE BROOM."

[toy squeaking]

I'LL TAKE THAT.

[chomps]

[gasps] GARY, HOW COULD YOU?

YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE.

IT'S EITHER ME OR THE...

[toy squeaking] BALL.

FINE. [squeaking continues]

I HOPE YOU TWO WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER...

WITHOUT ME.

GOOD-BYE!

[sobbing]

[toy squeaking]

[stomach grumbling, lips smacking]

- [grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

- BLAH, BLAH, BLOO, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH, BLOO, BLAH, BLAH, BLEE.

BLAH BLAHHH. [sobbing]

- [whimpering, crying]

- [whistling]

- [grunts] - [whistling]

[train whistle sounds]

- [growling]

[growling] [toy squeaking]

[growling]

[whirring]

[ricocheting]

[whoosh]

[electricity crackling]

AND SO IT'S COME TO THIS--

NO HOME, NO BEST FRIEND... [sniffles]

AND SLEEPING UNDER A BUS STOP.

HELLO, LITTLE NEMATODE.

WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

THAT A BOY.

[giggles] THAT TICKLES!

HEY, MY WALLET!

GOOD THING I CANCELED THOSE CREDIT CARDS.

- [grunts]

- GARY.

I MEAN--OH, HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-- WAITING FOR A BUS?

[slurping]

OH, GARY.

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'VE COME TO LOVE ME MORE THAN THAT CHEW TOY?

- [grunts]

- YIPPEE!

LOOK, WE'RE CLOSER THAN EVER. [laughs]

COME ON, GARY, LET'S GO HOME.

[sniffs]

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?

[explosion, whistling]

HEY, LOOK, ISN'T THAT YOUR BALL?

- [hissing]