Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- ♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

♪

[waves crashing]

[lilting ukulele music]

♪

- [slurps]

MAYBE I'’LL... PRACTICE MY CLARINET.

AH-HE-HE-HEM.

[playing jazzy tune]

♪

- KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE SQUIDWARD'’S PRACTICING

HIS CLARINET OVER THERE, DOESN'’T IT, GARY?

GARY?

WELL, I CAN'’T JUST STAND BY AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE.

THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE?

NOT THAT KIND THAT I... [metal twangs]

WOULD WANT.

[porthole creaks]

[strumming harmoniously]

HI, NEIGHBOR!

♪

- GRRR!

[playing faster]

♪

[blaring high note]

[growls and jabbers]

- SHOULD WE TAKE IT FROM THE TOP?

- THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE

MY MUSICAL ART WITH YOU

IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR ON MY--

[clapping]

- [chuckles] LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO!

- AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

- ♪ I'’M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪

♪ I'’LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪

♪ I'’M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR ♪

♪ '’CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'’S COMING FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪

♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN SHOULD HEAR ♪

♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING TO YOU ♪

♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪

♪ I'’M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER AND PASSER-BY ♪

♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING MANAGER GUY ♪

- ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS THIS A DREAM? ♪

- ♪ COLONEL CARPER'’S THE NAME ♪

♪ I THINK WE'’D MAKE A GREAT TEAM ♪

♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL COMPADRE UP THERE ♪

♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING, I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪

♪ SO... WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪

♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

♪ WE GO ON TOUR

♪ TOGETHER WE'’LL SET SAIL ♪

♪ ON A MAGICAL MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪

[crowd cheers]

♪ WHERE YOU'’LL PLAY FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪

♪ AND THAT GUY ON THAT GURNEY ♪

[bell dings]

[fans scream] - ♪ SCREAMING FANS

♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪

♪ AS YOU FLY THROUGH THE AIR ♪

♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH ENCORE ♪

♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR RAKE ♪

♪ '’CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪

♪ THE MONEY WE'’LL MAKE ♪ [cha-ching]

[bang]

- ♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY?

♪ I COULD SWEAR THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD ♪

♪ I'’VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE HEARING ♪

♪ WHEN IT COMES TO THAT WORD ♪

- ♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY

♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HE SAID ♪

♪ FA-A-A-ANS

♪ AND NOT THE TYPE THAT BLOWS AIR ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'’RE FEELING TOO HOT ♪

♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪

♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'’VE GOT ♪

- SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES?

- ♪ AND I HEARD THE WORD "TEAM" ♪

♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME

♪ '’CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER OF MUSIC ♪

♪ THERE'’S NO WAY WE WON'’T GET ♪

♪ TO BOND TOGETHER

♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET

both: ♪ SO...

♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

♪ WE WENT ON TOUR

- UH, EXCUSE ME.

IS THERE ANY WAY I COULD DO THIS TOUR

AS A SOLOIST?

- HMM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.

NONE...

[falsetto] ♪ WHATSOEVER

♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST-- AND I DO PERSIST ♪

♪ OF THE TALL ONE WITH HALITOSIS ♪

♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪

- ♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN

♪ I DON'’T KNOW WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪

- ♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL

♪ I'’LL BE TAKING OVER FROM HERE ON OUT ♪

- ♪ BUT IT WAS I WHO DISCOVERED ♪

♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS PAIR ♪

♪ AND I'’M THE ONE WHO KNOWS ♪

♪ WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THEM THERE ♪

♪ YOU'’LL NEED A TOUR BUS, VENUES ♪

♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ

♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT AND ROADIES TOO ♪

♪ I'’M THE EXPERT OF ALL THINGS ♪

♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY SPEAKING ♪

♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING

♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE

[whirring]

- ♪ THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT TIPS ♪

♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR WAY ♪

♪ GOOD-BYE

♪ GOOD LUCK HAVE A NICE DAY ♪

♪ SO...

♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪

♪ WE WENT ON TOUR!

UP AND AT '’EM, BOYS.

WE GOT A TOUR TO PUT ON.

- [grunting]

WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE

SURE IS A PAIN IN THE-- [engine rumbles]

WHAT THE--

STOP!

THIEF!

[tires screech]

- MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

[grunts]

TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT-- CHECK.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A...

"ROADIE".

NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'’S NET AM I EVER GONNA FIND A--

[clatter]

- SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING

LAYING AROUND THE PARKING LOT.

- ROADIE--CHECK.

[heavy metal music playing]

HERE WE ARE, BOYS-- OUR FIRST GIG.

ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE LINED UP

TO SEE YOU.

- SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF HOOEY.

- ALL RIGHT, ROADIE. START UNLOADING THE HOOEY.

- UH, MR. KRABS, WHERE DO I PUT THIS?

- ANYWHERE'’S FINE. - THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?

- HEY, LOOK, IT'’S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

[crowd cheering and shouting]

- HI, GUYS!

- WELL, WELL, WELL.

IF IT ISN'’T THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY BAND.

I HOPE YOU AREN'’T HERE TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO,

BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND, I'’LL BE READY FOR YA.

- WELL, THAT'’S VERY INTERESTING, COLONEL CARPER.

BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I ARE ON A WORLD TOUR,

AND TONIGHT, WE'’RE OPENING FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.

- [laughing]

- [chuckles] YEAH, WHA--

UH, WHAT'’S SO FUNNY?

- YOU ARE!

AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON A MUSICAL TOUR.

- WE HAVE A TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT,

A ROADIE--

- YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS?

YOU CALL THIS SOUND EQUIPMENT?

THAT'’S NOT A ROADIE. THESE ARE ROADIES.

- [screams]

- I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'’LL LET YOU OPEN FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH

ON ONE CONDITION:

MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT

AND HAVE IT BLOW UP DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK.

- WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'’S THAT GONNA COST ME?

- OH, THAT'’LL BE FREE.

- DEAL.

OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD. TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

[jazzy clarinet music]

[boom]

DOGGONE IT.

- [cackling]

NOW YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT,

UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS

YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME.

[cackles]

NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR IS RUINED!

[laughing]

SERIOUSLY, I CAN'’T-- I CAN'’T TAKE IT.

IT'’S TOO MUCH.

[giggling]

- IT SURE WAS NICE OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY

TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL OF SOUND EQUIPMENT,

WASN'’T IT, MR. KRABS?

- WELL, HERE WE ARE-- OUR NEXT GIG.

- WE'’RE PERFORMING AT A SUPERMARKET?

DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND.

THE TOUR IS CANCELLED.

HEAD STRAIGHT BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

- WHAT?

- BECAUSE IT'’S NOT THERE ANYMORE.

- THE KRUSTY KRAB'’S NOT THERE ANYMORE?

WHERE'’D IT GO?

- I PAWNED IT TO RAISE THE CASH

FOR THE CONCERT TOUR.

- YOU DID WHAT?!

- YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE, I KNOW.

ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK OF ME OLD GIRL,

COLD AND LONELY,

JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP,

AT THE MERCY OF ANY RANDOM JOE

WHO JUST HAPPENS BY.

- [whistling happily]

[gasps]

HOPPIN'’ HAMBURGER STANDS!

I GOTTA GO HOME AND GET MY WALLET.

- IT'’S NOT EVEN MY RESTAURANT,

AND SOMEHOW I REGRET THAT DECISION.

- HEY, NOW, QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE.

WITH THE SUCCESS WE'’RE ABOUT TO HAVE,

WE'’LL BE ABLE TO BUY TEN KRUSTY KRABS.

- A-ONE, AND A-TWO,

AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

[cheerful tune]

[cash register ringing]

♪

[nuts rattling]

♪

[cans clanking]

[carts clattering]

♪

[chips scraping rhythmically]

[chips crunching rhythmically]

[corn popping]

[bread making accordion sounds]

[pretzel whistling]

[song ends, pretzel whistling continues]

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, COME ON! NOTHING?

- WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION.

- I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE.

- WHY, THANK YOU,

MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER.

- HERE YOU GO.

- WHAT'’S THIS? OUR PAYCHECK?

- NO, IT'’S A BILL. - WHAT?

- YOU'’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

WE'’RE PERFORMING AT A RETIREMENT HOME?

- OH, DON'’T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY.

- OH, YEAH, THEY'’VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE.

HA. HA, HA.

REAPER JOKES.

[wheels squeaking]

TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN--

[squeaking continues]

TWO, THREE, FOUR.

[cheerful tune]

- TOO LOUD!

YOU'’RE PLAYING TOO LOUD!

- SORRY, SIR.

- [quietly] OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

[soft cheerful tune]

- TOO LOUD! STILL TOO LOUD!

[very soft]

STILL TOO LOUD!

TOO LOUD!

IT'’S TOO LOUD!

TOO LOUD!

- SUPERMARKET OPENINGS, RETIREMENT HOMES...

WHAT'’S NEXT, A CHILD'’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

[light carousel music]

♪

[kids shouting and laughing]

THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET.

CHILDREN'’S PARTIES!

WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED,

THEN I WOULD LIKE T--

[poink] YEEOOOOOW!

I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH!

- MR. KRABS, HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT

TO THE NEXT TOWN?

- UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER, SQUIDWARD.

OH, IN FACT, WE'’RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW.

[tires screech]

- WELL, IF THIS CONCERT IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE

AS THE OTHER ONES,

THEN IT'’S GOING TO BE MY LAST.

WHAT THE--

ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE?

GOOD-BYE.

- THIS AIN'’T OUR NEXT CONCERT.

- WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT?

- IT'’S, UH, UH, UM...

[crowd chattering]

WELL, IT'’S RIGHT OVER THERE, OBVIOUSLY.

[tires screech]

I'’LL JUST LEAVE THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE

TO GET SET UP.

I GOT SOME IMPORTANT TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS

TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW.

- HOLD IT.

THIS BETTER NOT BE ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS.

[tires screech]

- [whistling cheerfully]

[heavy metal music playing]

- HEY, LOOK, MAN.

"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH, NEXT TURN."

- WHOA. IT'’S LIKE A SIGN FROM...

A SIGN, MAN.

WOW.

WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN IN THE WORLD.

[cheers and applause]

[ukulele string tuning]

- ISN'’T THIS THE MOST EXCITING EXPERIENCE

OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, SQUIDWARD?

- YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D GET TO PERFORM

FOR SO MANY FANS.

- OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE SHOWING UP?

- ISN'’T THAT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?

- [crowd chanting] NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

- AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN, SQUIDDY, OLD BOY.

IT'’S PRETTY INVIGORATING, ISN'’T IT?

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHY ARE THEY CHANTING, "NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"?

- NO, CAN'’T YOU HEAR THEM, SQUIDWARD?

THEY'’RE SAYING, "SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB,

SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!"

- [crowd chanting] NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!

- SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB.

[crowd stops chanting] SQUID-WARD AND--

[reverb]

- THAT DOESN'’T LOOK LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.

[all booing]

- WAIT, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR.

[cheerful tune]

♪

WELL?

- CHASE '’EM OFF STAGE!

[crowd roars] - UH-OH.

[crowd growling and shouting]

[heavy metal music] - ♪ OHHH

- '’SCUSE ME, COULD ONE OF YOU

SHOW ME HOW TO USE THIS MULTI-METER?

- UH, HE PROBABLY CAN.

- THANKS.

- MR. KRABS!

- DO I KNOW YOU?

- COLONEL CARPER!

- WERE WE IN THE NAVY TOGETHER?

- NO, WE WERE NOT.

- WHEW. THAT'’S GOOD, '’CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE,

I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE--

- YOUR SHENANIGANS, SIR,

ARE AT AN END!

OH, YES!

AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL

FROM MY ATTORNEY,

BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU FOR EVERY LAST DIME.

- WAIT A MINUTE!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'’RE GOING

WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT?

- HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS.

HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM

DON'’T COME AROUND MUCH THESE DAYS.

THEY EVEN REDECORATED THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US.

- MR. KRABS!

- HOW'’D THE SHOW GO, BOY?

- OH, THE CROWD WENT WILD, SIR.

- IN FACT, THEY'’RE STILL GOING WILD.

[crowd growling and shouting]

- QUICK, ON THE BUS!

[footsteps thunder]

- WELL, THAT WASN'’T A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

OH, NO, WAIT. IT WAS.

- [sniffling]

NOW I'’LL NEVER GET ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB

OUT OF HOCK.

[sobbing]

- MR. KRABS!

[tires screeching]

[all screaming]

[crash]

- GOOD NEWS, BOYS.

WE ONLY SUSTAINED A FLAT TIRE.

PATRICK, GO GET THE SPARE, LAD.

- UH...OH.

YEAH, I CAN'’T.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'’T?

- WELL, UH-- - NO, NO, WAIT.

LET ME GUESS.

YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE.

- WOW. YOU'’RE GOOD AT GUESSING.

- PATRICK, WHY DIDN'’T YOU JUST ASK ME?

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES

FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS.

YOU KNOW, I'’M KIND OF HUNGRY NOW, ACTUALLY.

MM. SQUIDWARD?

[gulp] THEY'’RE FAT-FREE.

- MR. KRABS, I'’D LIKE SOME MONEY FOR CAB FARE.

- BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD-- - BUT NOTHING.

I'’M GOING HOME.

NOW PUT SOME CASH IN MY HAND SO I--

- [wailing]

BUT I DON'’T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT!

NOT EVEN A NICKEL!

IT'’S ALL GONE!

THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE!

- FORGET IT.

I'’LL JUST WALK.

- [sobbing] - WAIT, SQUIDWARD.

SQUIDWARD!

YOU CAN'’T GO. PLEASE.

DON'’T YOU SEE?

THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US MORE THAN EVER.

- I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS.

NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.

OW. OW.

OWWWW!

OW.

- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?

- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

AGH! OOF! DAAAAH!

- SQUIDWARD-- - DON'’T.

[sad tune]

- ♪ SQUIDWARD

♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD

♪ AND THEN I'’M SURE THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪

♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND WE STILL COULD BE ♪

♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE

♪ DON'’T QUIT ON US NOW ♪

♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪

♪ NOW NOW NOW, NO NO NO ♪

♪ NAY NAY NAY, NA NA NA ♪

♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP

♪ DON'’T EVER GIVE UP ♪

♪ WE CAN'’T LET MR. KRABS GO BANKRUPT ♪

♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY

♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP

- ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS PLAN ♪

♪ WAS A FAILURE FROM THE START? ♪

♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB

♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART

♪ AND THAT'’S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART ♪

♪ SUPERMARKETS, RETIREMENT HOMES ♪

♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS

♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC REALLY FEELS ♪

♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT THE SKIDS ♪

♪ I GIVE UP

♪ THERE IS NO POINT

♪ I GIVE UP

♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO BANKRUPT ♪

♪ WHILE I'’M BUSY ♪

♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP

- ♪ DON'’T YOU SEE? ♪

♪ MR. KRABS NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪

♪ WE'’VE GOT IT IN US TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪

♪ YOU AND I CAN'’T SETTLE FOR LESS ♪

♪ I

♪ PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪

- ♪ IT'’S GETTING REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪

♪ AND I'’M 400 MILES FROM HOME ♪

♪ IT WOULD APPEAR

♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING

♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR

♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪

- ♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

- ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE UP ♪

♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY

♪ THIS IS THE PART WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪

- ♪ THIS IS THE PART WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪

both: ♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH

♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY

[taking deep breaths]

♪ '’CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪

♪ IS HOW I SAY

[inspiring tune]

♪

[fireworks explode]

- WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD.

[crowd cheering]

- AMAZING!

- FANTASTIC!

- UNBELIEVABLE!

THEY'’VE ACTUALLY GATHERED A CROWD.

TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE CAME OUT

TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT

TO SEE SQUIDWARD AND SPONGEBOB.

- OR THEY CAME TO SEE THE METEOR SHOWER

THAT PASSES THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS,

GENERATING A STUNNING, ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW.

all: OOH.

AHH.

- THANK YOU. COME AGAIN, PLEASE.

[cha-ching]

[chuckles]

- LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS.

SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED FOR A CROWD

OF ADORING FANS.

- THAT'’S NICE.

I JUST MADE MORE MONEY THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.

[laughs]

- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY COULD HELP YOU

FIGURE IT OUT.

- WHO?

"'’GET PAID BACK FROM MR. KRABS'’ LINE STARTS HERE."

[sniffles]

[gulp]

- WELL, WELL, WELL.

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU,

BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

[laughs]

- WHAT DO I OWE YOU MONEY FOR?

- WELL, LET'’S SEE.

HOW ABOUT DAMAGED SOUND EQUIPMENT,

LOST REVENUE, AND JUST BECAUSE?

- I DON'’T OWE YOU A NICKEL.

- NO, YOU OWE ME A MILLION NICKELS.

ROADIES, IT'’S COLLECTIN'’ TIME!

- COLLECTING TI--?

- [laughing maniacally]

YEAH!

[laughs]

OKAY, BOYS, OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

- [sobbing]

WELL, KRUSTY KRAB, I GUESS...[sniffles]

THIS IS GOOD-BYE.

[groaning] OH, WHY?

WHY?

- DON'’T CRY, MR. KRABS.

HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY

FROM GARY'’S COLLEGE FUND IF IT'’LL...

HELP.

- [groaning]

[crash]

WELL, SPONGEBOB,

YOU READY TO GET BACK TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST?

- I'’M READY!

- THAT'’S ME BOY.

- HELLO, SIR.

I'’D LIKE TO PURCHASE THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT

YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W--

WHERE IS IT?

- OH, SORRY, SIR.

I JUST SOLD IT A MINUTE AGO.

BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY USED TACO STAND FOR SALE.