Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- * OHH...

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[energetic music]

*

- A LITTLE MORE SAND.

PAT, PAT, PAT.

PAT, PAT, PATRICK!

CHECK IT OUT.

AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.

ONE SANDY PATTY, EXTRA GRIT.

- [gulps] A BIT DRY AND FLAVORLESS.

I'LL TAKE TWO DOZEN.

- HEY, EVERYONE.

THE DRASTIC RADICALS ARE TEARING IT UP

ON SAND MOUNTAIN.

- OH, JOHNNY, JOHNNY! - OH, JOHNNY!

- LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

- UM, COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?

- SURE THING, BUDDY.

- [whistles]

[excited chatter]

- I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

- ALLOW ME.

[engine revs ]

[crowd gasps]

- YEAHHH!

[laughs]

- WOW. - WHOA.

- WHOA. - WOW.

- WOW. - WOW.

- WHOA. - WHOA.

[bugle call]

- [gasps] LOOK OUT!

- [laughs]

- SOMEONE HELP THAT LITTLE OLD LADY!

- HELP YOURSELVES, NIMRODS!

[rock music]

*

[explosion]

- [screaming laughter]

[engine revs ]

- JOHNNY KRILL!

NOT DEAD TED!

- [laughs]

- GRAND MAUL GRANNY!

[explosion]

DRASTIC...

RADICALS!

[explosion]

THE DRASTICALS!

- DID YOU SEE THAT?

both: WHAT WAS THAT?

- WHY, THOSE AWE THE DWASTIC WADICALS,

THE NUMBEW ONE PWACTITIONERS OF EXTWEME SPOWTS.

[slurps]

both: EXTREME WHAT?

- EXTREME SPOWTS...

- EXTREME SPOTS?

WELL, THAT'S NO FAIR.

YOU'RE ALREADY COVERED IN EXTREME SPOTS.

OOH. HOLD ON A SECOND.

[hive buzzing]

[screaming, electricity crackling]

OKAY, LET'S GO MEET OUR NEW HEROES.

[laughing]

- WE WANT TO JOIN YOUR EXTREME SPOTS TEAM.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE ALSO COVERED HEAD TO TOE

IN THE MOST EXTREME OF SPOTS.

- ITCHY SPOTS.

[all cackling]

- YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

- OH, NO. OH, NO, STOP.

STOP. [laughs]

EXTREME SPOTS. [laughs]

IT'S EXTREME "SPORTS," NOT "SPOTS."

SO, YOU WANT TO BE A DRASTICAL?

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, LITTLE DUDE.

- NO PROBLEMO.

I GUESS YOU JUST HOP UP LIKE THIS...

[engine revs ]

[tires screech]

HEY!

COME BACK!

[engine revs ]

HEY!

[screams]

OH!

[groans]

- [laughs]

YOUR TURN, FAT BOY.

- HEY, HOW'D WE GET UP HERE?

[screams]

[gulps]

[seal barks]

[horn honks]

[dolphin whistles]

[crash]

[duck quacks]

[screams]

[thud] OOH!

- OUR SPORTS ARE TOO EXTREME FOR YOU DUDES.

MAYBE WE SHOULD START YOU TWO ON SOMETHING EASIER.

WHAT GAMES DO YOU DUDES LIKE TO PLAY?

- OH, I KNOW.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED JUMP ROPE?

- JUMP ROPE, EH? DEMONSTRATE.

- READY, PATRICK?

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET,

JUMP ROPE!

- EXTREME!

HEY, WHO'S HOLDING THE OTHER END?

- I AM, OF COURSE.

- WHOA. - HI, PATRICK.

- AH.

[plays harmonica]

* MY BEST FRIEND IS SPONGEBOB - SING IT.

- * HE HAS A SQUARE HEAD - YEAH!

- * I TRY ON HIS CLOTHES WHILE HE'S ASLEEP IN BED *

- WOW--WHAT?

- [panting]

IT'S WEIRD.

MY FACE IS LEAKING.

- YOUR FACE ISN'T LEAKING.

YOU'RE JUST SWEATING FROM ALL THE EXERCISE.

- EXERCISE?

OOH, I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.

[pants] OH.

- EXTREME.

- DUDE, THAT WAS NOT EXTREME.

NOW LET THE DRASTICALS SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

GRAB IT, GRANNY.

- [panting]

DRASTICALS! WOW!

YEAH!

- KICK IT UP A NOTCH.

both: OOH.

- YEAH!

[thud]

[screams]

[small explosion]

- YEAH! SEE?

EXTREME SPORTS SHOULD BE EXPLOSIVE. BOOM!

- EXPLOSIVE, HUH? I KNOW JUST THE THING.

[inhales]

[blows air]

BOOM!

- POW! - KAZAM!

- BLOOEY! - WHOOSH!

- BIFF! - IMPRESSED?

all: NO.

- LOOK, DUDES.

TO BE EXTREME, YOU GOT TO GO BIGGER.

SHOW 'EM, DRASTICALS.

[rock music]

[splashing]

*

WATCH THIS.

[engine revs ]

[engine revs ]

- HOLY CHUM!

[panicked screaming]

[engine revs ]

[crash]

- EXTREME.

HUP.

NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO EXTREME.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

- I THINK I DO. IS FIGHTING EXTREME?

- FIGHTING IS TOTALLY EXTREME.

- I WANT A CLEAN FIGHT.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY TRASH LAYING AROUND.

[groans]

[screams]

WHOA!

[muffled screaming]

- OH...

WE GIVE UP! FLING.

[birds chirping]

THAT WAS CLOSE. - NOT SO FAST.

THAT'S NOT FIGHTING.

STAND ASIDE.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

[grunts]

[machine rumbles]

- NO! IT'S DRY CLEAN-ONLY.

[rumbling]

[crash]

- [groans]

[weakly] AVENGE ME.

[moans] OH.

- OH. - BRUTAL.

- CHARLIE?

[growls]

[birds chirping]

- OOH. - EVEN MORE BRUTAL!

- NOW THAT WAS EXTREME, DUDES.

YOU THINK YOU'RE STARTING TO GET IT?

- OH, YEAH. - YEAH.

- SO WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

- HMM, THERE IS ONE SPORT

THAT PATRICK'S AN EXPERT AT.

- DUMPSTER DIVING!

[grunts]

[dramatic music]

[groaning]

WHOA, WHOA--

- HOORAY!

[squishy sounds]

- [coughs]

- THAT'S NOT EXTREME.

- [coughs]

HOW REVOLTING.

A-BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH, BRUSH.

- OKAY, THAT'S KIND OF EXTREME. NOT BAD.

BUT THE DRASTICALS WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

[rock music]

*

- RIGHT.

OKAY, ARTIFICIAL HIP, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.

- OH. - OOH.

[crash]

- [cackles]

EXTREME!

- THAT IS ONE TOUGH ELDERLY PERSON.

- DUDES, THAT WAS AWESOME.

WHAT OTHER CRAZY SPORTS DO YOU TWO PLAY?

- WELL, THERE IS A VERY EXTREMELY

EXTREME SPORT WE PLAY IF YOU'RE UP TO IT.

[laughter]

- HEY, WHERE ARE THE DRASTICALS?

[engine revving]

HERE THEY COME!

- [laughs]

AH! YEAH!

- [laughs]

- WOW. - AMAZING.

- JELLYFISHING, YEAH!

[electricity crackles]

[electricity crackles]

[explosion]

- DUDES, NOW WE GET IT.

THESE SPOTS ARE WAY EXTREME.

- AND ITCHY.

- AS YOU CAN SEE,

EXTWEME SPOTS AWE THE DIWECT BY-PWODUCT

OF THE MOST EXTWEME SPOWTS.

- WHO IS THAT GUY?