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(birds chirping)

(people chatting distantly)

- Coffee, donuts!

Coffee.

- Uh.

Can I get, um

the chocolate sprinkle,

cinnamon powdered donut.

- Two bucks even.

I don't have change for that.

- Okay.

It's all I.

- Really.

- No, um...

Oh, silver coin, dollar.

- [Vendor] Congratulations, which one do you want?

- [Charlie] Um.

- Why don't you let the coin decide.

- You mean flip it.

(coin clanking)

("I Shoulda Just Stayed In Bed")

♪ I'm working like a slob at a dead in job. ♪

- Vote yes, Prop 92.

Clean safe, renewable energy.

Vote Prop 92 it's a clean, safe, renewable energy.

It's very good for the environment,

and we're trying to get it passed

'cause that's what's I get paid for.

♪ When everything is going wrong ♪

♪ My head's pounds, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

(cellphone ringing) ♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

- Yes, Mr. Spencer, hello.

It's going great, sir.

Right up, sir.

Good, right it's going along really good.

Thank you, sir, appreciate that, sir.

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed. ♪

♪ Feeling like a fool (officer blowing whistle)

♪ Went into debt for school

♪ To be a corporate drone - Thank you.

- Have a good day.

♪ It's my pathetic fate

♪ Can't even get a date

♪ I'm gonna die alone

♪ And what's the point of going on ♪

♪ When everything is going wrong ♪

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

(gentle music playing in coffee shop)

- [Sarah] Charlie is outside looking in.

- What are you speaking literally or figuratively?

- Hmm, both, I guess.

I mean, I feel when he's sitting across from us,

it's like he's looking at us from this

behind a pane of glass or something.

- I mean, just the way he is though, isn't it?

- [Sarah] Hmm.

I think, that he should ask Abby out.

- That Abby? - Mm-hmm.

- Oh, come on.

It's bad enough I have to read BS

about love's ability to transform man's dull existence

into a happy one in a thousand shitty manuscripts.

That now I gotta hear it from my girlfriend too.

- Well, what didn't I make your dull existence

turn into a happy one?

- Eh.

- Eh.

- I just don't think Charlie's in the right state of mind

to be dating anyone,

especially someone who could potentially make

coming to our favorite coffee shop uncomfortable

when things inevitable don't go well.

- [Sarah] Oh, what happened?

- Let's see.

First, I was evicted from the womb.

Then came adolescence,

and now I compromise my values daily

by pimping the interest of giant corporations

for a pay check, so I guess it's a cumulative thing.

- You should ask Abby out.

- Abby?

No, I'm not asking Abby out.

- [Sarah] Why not?

- I order coffee, she sells it to me,

we smile at each other.

Why ruin a good thing?

- I don't know because the potential of a relationship

could actually make you happy.

- Yeah.

That's not gonna happen.

- Bye.

(soft sighing)

- Rob used to kiss me like that.

- Oh, god, you have got to get over him already.

- I am over him.

What I can't wear my own T-shirt?

- No, not when it features the guy who left you

for his yoga instructor.

You should go out with Charlie.

- I need time to heal.

- It's been a year.

- Well, things like that take time.

You can't just snap your fingers and be happy again.

- Hmm-mm.

- Hey.

So did you just want, like, the regular?

- Sure, peppermint tea.

- Cool.

- Do you have plans tonight, Charlie?

- Yeah.

No, yes.

- You should take Abby out to dinner?

- I have to see if I can get the thing there.

- Well, you don't have plans,

and you're free tonight, right?

- Well, yeah, but I mean. - Yeah, yeah.

Abby's done at six.

So does eight work for you?

(soft stammering)

Yeah.

- Oh.

- [Charlie] Here, everything.

- Yeah.

- You're welcome.

- Anytime.

- He's so weird.

- See I thought a tie would be nice.

- No, no, no, it's too soon for a first date.

- I still don't think this is a good idea.

- No, it will be fine.

Here.

Okay.

Yeah, that looks good.

- What you're not wearing the tie?

- Bob, ugh, I'm just gonna cancel.

- No. - I'm a cancel.

- You're not gonna cancel.

Okay, where are you taking her tonight?

- I don't remember.

I don't know the restaurant the ratings on the website

says that it was good for couples, so I thought.

- Okay, just be yourself,

and everything will go great.

- Hey, do you have a drop off plan?

- Like a what?

- In case you wanna kiss her tonight.

You know, you gotta have a drop off plan.

- Charlie, don't try and kiss her just enjoy dinner,

and if everything goes well,

then you just say I'd like to see you again.

- Yeah, but what happens if they're really into each other?

He should kiss her.

- Guys, I don't have a good record with the drop off plan.

(bright music)

- Listen, here's Bobby's simple rule.

If she hesitates before walking into her place,

she wants you to kiss her.

If she lingers for even one second,

that's your cue to go in for the kill, okay?

- [Sarah] Okay, there are a number

of reasons she might linger,

and not all of them have to do with

her wanting him to kiss her.

- Look, it's a rock solid rule.

- Charlie, don't worry about the kiss, okay.

If you wanna do something nice,

you can just pick up some flowers.

- What kind of flowers?

- Forget about the flowers just go and relax and be yourself

and have a good time. - Hmm-mm.

- Hey.

- I got flowers for you.

- I'm so sorry, I'm allergic to daisies actually.

- Okay.

- Ow!

- Oh, my god, I'm sorry.

- No, it's fine.

- I'm so sorry.

- You were just trying to be a gentleman.

- After you.

(soft romantic music)

- Wow, this is a really hip place you chose.

- The internet said that it was a good place for dates.

- Yeah, for couples born during the Truman Administration.

- Look, the food is supposed be good.

- [Abby] Do you like French food?

- Is that what this is?

Sweetbread that sounds good.

- Do you know what sweetbread is?

- It's a Danish or something.

- Sweetbread is the thymus of a cow.

- Sweetbread doesn't sound good.

(soft sighing)

- You know, there's no rule saying

that we have to stay here.

We could just go.

Well, thanks for an,

abbreviated evening.

- Yeah, I had fun.

- You know, we could've gone someplace else.

I only meant we didn't have to order at that place

not end the date.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, I saw a place around the corner we could.

- You know what never mind.

I mean, we were both kind of forced into this anyway, right?

- No.

- I mean, maybe things would go better if you took me out

to dinner under less coercive circumstances.

- That would be great.

- I know they're in here somewhere.

- [Bobby] If she lingers for even one sec, that's your cue.

(Abby gasping)

- I'm so sorry.

- No, I'm sorry that was stupid.

- No, no it wasn't stupid.

I wasn't expecting.

- Hmm-mm, that was my fault.

- No, no it's just.

(birds chirping)

(gentle music)

- He likes yellow.

- You got the gum out.

- I changed and threw away the other pair.

- Oh, maybe you'll sit in gum

while wearing those pants too.

- I don't remember asking your opinion about my pants.

- Yes.

That will do.

Come on.

- I'm not going in there.

- Why not?

- A: It's closed, and B: I don't even know you.

- A: I work here, so I know how to Jimmy the lock.

(alarm blaring)

Huh, that's new.

- I thought you said you worked here.

- I did, briefly

five years ago.

- Come on we have approximately five to seven minutes.

- This is very illegal.

- Life is only truly lived

on the outskirts of acceptability.

That will be great on you.

- Who are you?

- Oh, right.

B: you know me.

You've checked me out on the train most morning.

- It's kind of hard not to check someone out on the train.

- Especially when they're cute blondes.

These will be great too.

- I don't even. - Come on.

- Are you serious? - You know what,

sometimes you just gotta try it on, so just put it on.

- [Charlie] Oh, come on.

The cops are gonna be here any second.

- Well, the sooner you put it on, the sooner we can leave.

(gentle music)

(alarm blaring)

- Huh.

It's actually kind of cool.

- Perfect.

(police siren blaring)

- Oh, wow, actually that...

Perfect, does that night get any worse!

- I guess, that means things can only get better.

- What, who are you?

- I guess, you're just gonna have to find out, aren't you?

(brakes screeching) - What?

- It smiles.

- [Officer] Put you hands behind your head.

Get down on the ground! - I like it when you smile.

We're gonna have to get you smiling more.

(prison bars clanking)

(prison locks engaging)

- What's on today's reading list?

- A contemptible piece of whimsy called:

(soft chuckling)

Dream Lover.

(police siren blaring)

- [Sarah] What's it about?

- What's that?

- What's it about?

- What's it about, what's it about?

It's about a sad sack writer

who meets a quirky free spirit

who teaches him how to shed his cynical world view

and find happiness by living life to its fullest.

- Awe.

- I have to read this shit.

I can't imagine people actually pay money

to subject themselves to this.

What the F...

Wait.

Okay, I don't know where to begin,

so I'll start with the flowers.

- Holly picked them up after we got out of jail.

- Okay, I'll skip the brown hipster suit

and go to who's Holly?

- The most wonderful woman I have ever met.

- Well, what happened with Abby?

- Blew that as expected, but, fast forward.

- Okay, so now let's get to the jail part, what happened?

- Yeah, well luckily Holly's ex was the precinct captain

and convinced the store not to press charges.

- What charges? - Breaking and entering.

- Breaking and entering.

- Yeah. - Charlie.

- Yeah, well.

She entered my broken heart.

- Tell me you didn't just say that

without any trace of irony.

- How long did it take for you to know that you loved Sarah?

- Oh, boy. (chuckling)

- She smells like cinnamon like a blueberry or something,

mixed with strawberry, maybe peach.

- All I'm saying is that you haven't dated in a while.

- I know, but this girl's different, man.

She's beautiful, I've heard her laugh.

Her laugh is amazing,

and her hair it's like this perfectly--

- Charlie.

- What? - Just take it slow.

- I will, but she's so funny.

Man, her laugh is just ridiculous.

She has different tint in her left eye

than in the right eye, it's like this beautiful amber.

I just never felt this way before.

She makes me look at everything as new.

Have you really looked at a daisy before?

It's like this beautiful silky little green stem,

and these little petals.

When is too soon to buy jewelry?

'Cause I was thinking shoes first.

- Stop.

Just take it slow.

Have a good day.

(soft sighing)

- Things are finally going my way.

Hey, guys, I hate to interrupt, but this is the second day

in a row that door has been stuck.

I mentioned it to guys yesterday.

It still hasn't been fixed yet.

I understand you probably have other obligations

to take care of, but someone is likely to get concussed,

so thank you.

Ted, nice seeing ya.

- Is it me or is Charlie in a

much less bad mood than usual?

- Hey, Charlie, how's life?

- Um, I'm not dead, so I can't complain.

- Well, he sure is in a good mood today.

(keyboard clicking)

- Mr. Kane, how's life on the nuclear front?

- Mr. Spencer, um, good.

It's not quite ready for your eyes though yet.

- I know you had some reservations

about taking this project on.

- Now they want me to tell mothers that it'll be

a good thing for their children to grow up

one accident away from slow death by radiation poisoning.

It's unfreaking real, man, just these people.

- But let me reinforce to you

how important it is to this firm

that Prop 92 pass in the upcoming election.

- Sir, I can assure you I am

fully committed to this project.

(metal scraping)

- Charlie, you look a little different.

Have you lost weight?

- Um, I met a girl.

- [Spencer] Oh, the intoxicating fruit of the feme fatal.

- Holly's not fatal.

- They all are, Charlie.

Some advice from a man who writes

two alimony checks every month: Take it slow.

(somber music)

♪ Am I really happy

♪ Or am I really freaking out

♪ I ask myself these questions

♪ Wherever I'm not myself

- Hey.

Hi. ♪ Wherever I'm not myself

- Your key works.

- Yeah.

How was class?

- Great.

♪ To set me straight when I'm uneven ♪

- Is everything okay?

- Yeah, it's better now that you're here.

♪ Smile 'cause I know I'm him

- What's with the long face

and the sad singer songwriter music?

(heavy sighing)

- I don't know.

I just get really sad sometimes.

- What's there to be sad about?

♪ I'm grasping at this moment

♪ 'Cause it is slipping through my finger ♪

- What do you see when I show you this?

- It's a piece of paper, a yellow piece of paper.

- Hmm.

When most people look at this,

they see a piece of paper.

But when I look at this,

I see a bird.

I see beauty and freedom.

What about...

Yes, when you look at yourself in this camera?

- A guy.

Just a guy.

- Wanna know what I see?

- [Charlie] Yeah.

- I see the reason why when I wake up in the morning

the first thing I do is smile.

I see an incredibly funny and smart man,

who has no idea just how sexy he is.

Do you know how sexy that is?

(heavy sighing)

I'm sure that whatever reason you have to be sad is real.

But you can control whether or not it makes you sad.

See, if you focus on the bad things, you'll be sad.

But if you focus on the good things, you'll be happy.

For instance.

Hmm?

- Yeah.

- Your life is yours for the choosing.

Happiness it's a choice.

(people chatting distantly)

- Holly, has really done a number on you.

(soft chuckling)

- Yeah.

- Holly.

- (gasping) Jackson.

Hi, how are you?

- You look so great. - Thanks, so do you.

- What are you doing here?

- I'm just getting coffee with my boyfriend Charlie.

- Yeah.

She's, huh...

We're great.

- Oh, boy, here we go.

- No, it's just that we run into

her ex-boyfriends everywhere we go.

- Okay, well, define everywhere.

(upbeat music)

♪ All of my boyfriends

♪ All of her boyfriends

♪ Could this be the one

♪ I'm having fun

♪ But is this going somewhere

- Hi.

We are going to eight...

Caleb!

- Holly! - Oh, my god.

Wow, how are you?

I cannot believe.

- Okay, yeah, that's pretty much everywhere.

- Oh, well, are you sure you're just not

letting your natural pessimism over see things maybe?

- Yeah, and they're always these

tall, handsome, successful guys,

except for the bellhop he was really well adjusted.

- She's a manic pixie dream girl.

- Manic pixie what?

- [Bobby] Dream girl.

- What the hell is that?

- It's the bubbly quirky girl

who devotes her existence to helping spiritually

moribund men realize that life is meant for living;

thus, turning their joyless existences

into, you know, like happy meaningful lives.

- Except that her intense passion

for sampling everything that life has to offer,

doesn't exactly lend itself to lasting relationships.

So, when the guy finally learns his lesson,

there's usually a bittersweet farewell,

and she moves on to the next guy.

- So what you're saying is she's gonna break up with me.

I knew this was too good to be true.

- No, this is just pure speculation.

For all we know you could end up

traveling the country in a Winnebago

during your golden years.

- [Charlie] Yeah.

- No.

No, I knew something would go wrong.

I had this big feeling of impending doom

our entire relationship, so, thank you.

- No, no, no, that's just because

you have serious psychological problems.

It's nothing to do with the other thing.

- Look, you just need to be straight with her.

Okay, tell her how you feel,

and that you see yourself

being with her for a long time,

and that's either gonna drive her away, or.

- She'll rip your heart out and stomp it in the ground.

- But at least you'll know.

- [Bobby] Yeah.

- I can't believe Jackson was there.

Apparently, he was just named on both the city's

most beautiful and richest under 40 lists.

When I met him, he was a functioning alcoholic,

struggling to get over his wife's death

in this tragic diving accident.

But he's really grown into his own.

(gentle music)

- Are you a manic pixie dream girl?

- [Holly] Am I a what?

(heavy sighing)

- Nothing it's just you have so many ex-boyfriends.

- When I look at someone,

I see who they can be not who they are.

- Okay.

- I have a talent for developing people,

and that's led to many relationships.

- So, I'm just your next ex-boyfriend?

- Just because I have a lot of exes

doesn't mean I want another.

I wanted every one of those relationships to work.

They just didn't.

I want you, Charlie.

I love you, Charlie.

Now stop worrying.

You can't spend your life always waiting

for the other shoe to drop.

(car honking) (brakes squealing)

(car crashing)

(somber music)

- "Because I want everyone in the world to be happy,"

those are the words of Holly Ivy age eight

when asked why she kissed Billy Hanson,

one of the less popular kids in her class.

She was always thinking of others.

One day she even invited a homeless man

home for dinner because she said he looked sad.

It was a lovely dinner.

You know you really just can't tell about people.

But Holly always had a way of opening people up.

- Hey.

Who are all these guys?

- It's the ex-section.

- The ex-section. - Yes.

- Wow.

She did get around, huh?

She was like what, like 27.

That's like one, two.

What?

She was a good looking girl, okay.

It's only natural that all these guys wanted to F...

Fall in love with her.

- She was a giver,

a pleaser.

She would do anything

to make people happy.

I'd like to invite all the men that knew Holly best

to come up here and share their memories.

(somber music)

- Charlie.

Go ahead.

- Go ahead, Charlie.

- Go ahead.

- Go on work your way in there.

That's a lot of guys.

- Holly and I met when I accidentally picked up her coffee.

- In a jammed revolving door.

- At the top of the Empire State building.

- Before that fateful day,

I didn't know the meaning of the word live.

- I worked 15 hours a day.

- Never took time for the small pleasures.

- But Holly changed all that.

- She showed me the good in life.

- That love was what I should've been living for.

- And it's because of her.

- That I'm the happy, well-adjusted.

- Content man that I am today.

- Holly was the one good thing in my life,

and now she's gone.

(somber music)

(thunder roaring)

- Hey, Buddy.

Why don't you come in from out there it's cold?

Come on in.

What's he doing?

Hey, there you are it's cold out there.

Hey, listen why don't we go get a beer, huh?

Let's go out for a little bit.

(soft dramatic music)

- I don't know.

(heavy sighing)

I think, I'm just gonna hang here.

- Yeah, okay, I'll give.

What should we do?

- I don't know.

(heavy sighing)

I think, I just need to be alone.

- No, no, no.

Hey, listen, listen.

Let's go get some Slurpees, huh,

and we'll get some Ding Dongs, okay.

And we'll come back here,

and we'll make fun of crappy movies on cable, huh?

- I'm fine.

We'll do that over the weekend.

I just need some sleep.

See you tomorrow at the Grind.

- Alright, well, call me if you need to talk, okay.

(door slamming)

(lock engaging)

You're not gonna kill yourself, are you?

- No, Bob.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- Alright, well, call me if you get the urge.

- Life is misery.

No, life is heartbreak.

The mere of act of living.

Not living too broad.

The mere act of breathing presupposes loss.

Love is nothing but a cruel precursor

to live free of pain and sorrow

but without joy or happiness.

That's good.

(gentle music)

(bottle clanking)

Ow.

(water splashing)

Ow.

Ugh.

God.

Ugh.

(somber music)

- See if you focus on the bad things, you'll be sad.

But if you focus on the good things, you'll be happy.

Your life is yours for the choosing.

Happiness is a choice.

(gentle music playing in cafe)

(heavy sighing)

- I mean, did he seem okay last night?

- Yeah.

I asked him if he was gonna kill himself, he said no.

I told him to call me if he was going to.

- Well, did you talk to him this morning?

- No, but he should be here.

- Well, when he shows up,

can you please just try to be positive?

Can we please try to cheer him up.

- Yes. - Excuse me.

After you.

- [Sarah] Hey.

- Morning. - How are you?

- I'm well.

I'm good.

- I know your instinct is to give up

because your life completely sucks, always has.

- I said that I'm good.

- Well, that's good, that is.

That's really good.

- Yeah, it's a beautiful morning outside.

How can I not be in a good mood, right?

- What the hell is the matter---

- I cannot have said it better myself.

- You do remember the events of the past week, right?

- Look, Bob, the most important thing

that I learned from my time with Holly

is that happiness is a choice.

If we choose not to dwell on the negative

and focus on the positive and celebrate the positive,

we'll be happy.

No matter what happens.

(soft chuckling)

- You should write a book.

- You know, I should get going.

I suddenly have a lot of work to do.

Thanks, Bob.

- No, no, I was kidding about the book.

(lively music)

♪ I'm finally free I'm moving on ♪

♪ Making a name for myself

♪ I'm trying hard to not screw up ♪

♪ And vanish into dust

♪ A desert found me after school ♪

♪ And taught me what I shouldn't do it ♪

♪ How discouraging it is

♪ I've got to walk away from this ♪

♪ I barely exist

♪ I barely exist

♪ I'm trying harder than I did before ♪

♪ I've got so much life to live ♪

♪ I've got so much life to live ♪

- Charlie.

(soft knocking on door)

Charlie, you home?

(dramatic music)

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie, you home?

- Oh, shit.

I knew there was something suicidal about your happiness.

Oh, okay.

Okay, no exit wound.

God, you're still alive.

You fuck, Charlie.

- What, Bob? - Look at me.

Look at me, look at me carefully.

Tell me, Charlie, what did you take?

What did you take? - Stop shaking my head.

- What did you take tell me?

- Six cups of coffee and like a pack of energy drinks.

- What are you trying to do

give yourself a heart attack?

- No, I took your advice, and I'm writing a book.

- You're writing a book on how to be happy.

- Holly made me happy, Bobby.

So I wanna make other people happy too.

Do you think you can show it to your boss?

- Well, we really only focus on fiction, but...

With a smile on your face there is nothing in this world

that you can't accomplish.

Well, you might be okay on that front.

(upbeat music)

- Beautiful day, isn't it?

- It sure is.

I just wanna say that

I think, your new attitude is great.

You're like a new person since you've been back,

a true joy to be around.

- Thank you.

- And even after seeing the love of your life

obliterated by an SUV, I mean, it's just so inspiring.

And not only have you been able to hold it together,

but it seems you found a real sense of genuine happiness.

- Smile and the whole world smiles with you, right?

(elevator door chiming)

- [Man In Black] You getting off man?

- Yes, thank you for reminding me.

Going up?

- Um, yeah.

- Beautiful morning, isn't it?

(heavy sighing)

- Spencer] Mr. Kane, I was told I could find you in here?

- Sir, going over the challenges

that research sent over, sir.

- [Spencer] For the past two hours,

I hear. - Yeah.

(sighing) I'm just struggling

with how to address the past incidents.

I read all about the benefits of nuclear energy,

but I have to include the reference

to the study at the old Zion plant

that shows elevated levels of radiation

that's harmful to both humans and the environment.

That just seems to blow the whole conceit.

Your problem, Charlie, is you're letting

the past get in the way of progress.

You need to spend sometime with the new research.

Nuclear energy emits none of the harmful pollutants

generated by fossil fuels,

and advances in technology mean that

past incidents are exactly that,

things of the past.

The past is past, Charlie.

The unfortunate incidents of yesterday

are only harmful in one way.

They stop us from the progress towards a brighter future.

Ignore them.

Omit any reference to the Zion study,

and nothing but blue skies from now on.

- Hey, Charlie.

So I pulled a few strings.

Look I can't promise anything.

I think, my boss will read your happy book.

Well, I'm sorry you're having trouble

pulling it all together.

Something off about it.

Why it wouldn't be the first time an author had to

scrap a book because of a faulty premise.

It would be truly terrible, Charlie, it would be.

Okay, well, hang in there.

Alright, bye, bye.

(upbeat music)

♪ I barely exist

♪ I barely exist

♪ I'm trying harder than I could before ♪

♪ I've got so much life to live ♪

♪ I've got so much life to live ♪

♪ I'm reaching harder - Hey, Reese, remember me?

Good to see you how you doing, all right.

♪ Life was short

♪ Oh, you said life was short

- Charlie.

- [Charlie] Hello.

- Hey, it's Jackson.

Holly's ex-boyfriend.

We met at the coffee shop.

Then at the funeral.

You gave a great speech by the way, very heartfelt.

- I'm sorry who's funeral did you say this was?

- Holly's.

- Geez, I'm sorry man, but you must have me

confused with someone else.

- Yeah, but wait your name is Charlie, right?

- Small world.

- Yeah, I mean, but you look exactly like him.

- I'm sorry I don't know who you're talking about.

But have a good day.

- No, but. - Yeah.

Have a good day.

- Look, I appreciate you reading it, I really do.

'Cause Charlie's gone through.

He's gone through a lot lately.

I promised him you'd at least give it a look, so thank you.

- No, I appreciate you bringing it to my attention.

This could be a hit.

Why it's a positive declaration for uncertain times.

- This. - This.

- A hit. - A hit.

The title may be a little too long.

I'm thinking simply Get Happy.

Yeah, Get Happy.

But I'm putting it on the fast track.

- The fast track.

(heavy groaning)

- It's a book. - It's a book.

- You seem like a generally unhappy person.

(peoples voices overlapping)

Miss, how would you like to

turn your morbid existence into a happy one?

(loud smack)

- I just wanna say that

I'm happy for you, and the book is good.

I think, that it will help people.

(heavy sighing)

- Why do you keep reading it?

I mean, it's already printed.

I mean, you can't change it.

- Yeah, but I can still change, Charlie.

- But why.

He's actually engaging in conversation

that doesn't revolve around a complaint.

He's making eye contact.

He finally seems like a real person.

- He's anything but real.

There's nothing real in here.

It's no deeper than your average romantic comedy.

- People like romantic comedies.

- Yeah, delusional woman, who think Colin Firth

will love her and her five cats equally.

Not gonna happen.

- You know, there's nothing wrong with Charlie.

- There's something right

with Charlie that's terribly wrong.

- I realize that it's odd that Charlie

is so happy after Holly's death.

But a lot of what he says makes sense.

Did you ever consider that maybe

Charlie's happiness making you so comfortable

is because you're not familiar with happiness yourself?

- Why is everyone so obsessed with being happy?

- I have to hand it to you, Charlie

you're on quite a hot streak.

- Yeah, the books doing pretty well.

- Pretty well, it's on fire,

and I got a call from the head of Nuclear Now PAC

who wanted to personally say

how much he loves your Prop 92 work.

Whatever you did with that

keep doing with this.

- It's just heart and soul, sir.

- Heart and soul.

BS, no matter what you call it it's gold.

The waste produced from the reactors will be buried so deep,

suppressed so far down into the imperceptible

subterranean cavities that it will pose no threat

to ourselves or to our communities in the future.

Fuck if I know if that's true, but it sounds great.

- Give me a fucking break!

No, no, no, no, no, listen to this plot.

This is totally unbelievable.

Okay, this girl meets a guy,

and they fall in love, okay.

This girl's high school sweetheart

comes back from Afghanistan.

The dude she just met deploys to Afghanistan, okay.

Now she starts dating the old boyfriend.

But the other guy he comes back from Afghanistan,

and now she's gotta choose between the two of them.

- Well, so who did she end up choosing?

- This is the truly unbelievable part.

The guy understands, okay,

and says to the girl that the time that they spent together,

while fleeting, will always be with him

because she taught him to love.

You believe that shit?

- Why is that so unbelievable?

- What, people don't behave like that

when they get broken up with.

They get pissed.

They get depressed.

They get suicidal.

I mean, especially a guy who just got back from Afghanistan

who's been there for six months

getting his brain routed around with IEDs.

Probably has like 18 concussions, PTSD.

People don't move on like that.

It just doesn't happen, right?

- I don't know.

Bobby, I think, it's believable.

- Sounds believable to you.

Am I fucking crazy?

Am I the only one who doesn't believe this fantasy?

- Fantasy, I mean, there aren't any

sentient robots or talking fish in the story.

Everything you described is possible,

and it's probably happened one way

or another countless times.

- Countless times.

- The only thing that keeps scenarios

like you described from happening,

are self-indulgent insecurities.

(soft chuckling)

- Fan-fucking-tastic.

I'll tell you what if I ever need to know

the answers to life's complex problems,

Charlie, I got you to call.

You're the man, right?

(heavy sighing)

- You should probably stop swearing, buddy.

It's not becoming of you.

- Stop swearing.

Yeah, okay, this is coming from the guy

that coined the term ass-face.

(door slamming)

I mean, do you believe him.

We gotta do something he's intolerable.

- No, I think, someone's intolerable,

but I don't think it's Charlie.

- Me!

You're saying I'm intolerable.

Jesus fucking Christ.

(door slamming)

Look I need you to help me save Charlie.

- From what?

He seems to be doing just fine to me

despite the whole dead girlfriend thing.

Didn't he write that book that everyone's talking about?

- Yeah, and it's selling too.

He's happy all the time.

He's walking around smiling and whatnot.

- Sounds like we need to ask fast

before he enjoys one more minute of that

happy successful existence.

- And I get what you're saying, okay, I really do.

But, like it's Charlie.

You know how they're bad drunks.

Yeah, Charlie is a bad happy person.

- So what, you want me to help you make him miserable again.

- Oh, yes, exactly yes.

You guys went out on your date, okay.

Now I know it didn't go well, but he was into you.

Now if you go out again, it'll stir up those old feelings,

maybe, and he'll return to his old self.

Plus, you're kind of.

- I'm kind of what?

- I don't know you're...

You don't seem that well-adjusted.

You know, you're kind of like sulky.

I think, you'd be a depressive influence on him.

- Wow, you really know how to charm a girl.

- Listen, we need to make him normal again, okay

before he infects more people with his unholy optimism.

It's not him. - I'm sorry, Bobby.

My life is complicated enough without adding this

endeavor into the equation.

(upbeat music)

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

- It was inconsiderate of me.

I was being self-indulgent, and being self-indulgent

always results in inconveniencing and hurting others.

After you. - No, after you.

- That's very kind of you man.

It'd be really nice if you went first.

- I insist, you go.

- It'd make me really if you went first.

- It would make me really happy if you go first.

- It would make me happy,

if one of you guys fucking moved!

- Please accept this flower,

and join us for the first ever Get Happyning,

a night of good vibes, great food,

and even better company.

It's gonna be a blast.

I'll see you there.

Hi, please accept this flower.

- Is it me or has this city gone completely insane?

- [Victoria] Sweetie, are you having a tough morning, hmm?

How can I help?

Yeah.

- Okay, I'm in.

What do you need me to do?

- After you? - Thank you.

- I'm so glad that you called.

With my book and the Prop 92 vote,

I really haven't had time to socialize.

- Well, I have our whole day planned.

First, we're gonna go see a new exhibit at the Mocha,

then lunch, then I'm going to take you to

one of my favorite spots in the city.

- Sounds delightful.

(cynical giggling)

(somber music)

- The media anesthetizes the reality of violent crime.

If we continue to ignore these brutalities,

society will continue to crumble.

So, will we.

- Hmm.

- Ready for lunch?

- Thank you, sir.

- We get to eat after we're done.

- Oh, I don't think I'll be hungry.

Helping these people is nourishment enough.

- Coming here always reminds me that no matter

how good things get for people like us,

there's always people in need who go unnoticed.

It's just too easy to ignore the bad in life.

- Now this is truly inspiring.

- That is why I come here to get inspired

to do something about all the pollutants

that we're dumping into our river.

(somber music)

These man-made monoliths we're awed by them,

but we're completely ignoring the fact

that their construction contributes

to the destruction of the natural world.

- Huh.

- I like seeing you not smile.

We need to get you to not smile more often.

Now would be an appropriate time for you to

try and kiss me.

- Um...

I'm flattered, but

I've decided to stop dating.

- Oh.

You're taking a break?

- Yeah, no, I'm done forever.

I've decided to devote myself

to other people's happiness,

like a monk devotes hisself to God.

- Oh, that's weird.

You don't think you'll,

I don't know, get lonely?

- Well, you know, I've decided to get a dog.

- Uh, my parents actually own a pet shop uptown.

- Okay.

- Yeah, she's a cutie.

- Yeah, soon as I laid eyes on her

I knew she was the one for me.

That's my dog now, hmm-mm.

(dog whimpering)

- So, you really think that

having a dog is gonna compensate for

not having a relationship?

- Yeah, turns a new life.

Just as monks renounce physical pleasure

and devotion to God, I've renounced--

(bird chirping)

- [Abby] You renounce what?

(somber music)

(bird chirping)

- Come on, Yellow.

Fly back in the cage.

No, Yellow!

Don't leave me.

Mom.

(bird chirping)

- Is something the matter?

- I've renounced corporal pleasures

in the devotion to helping other people.

That's what I do I get them happy.

I can't take on the burden of a dog right now.

So, I'm sorry I just gotta.

(dog whimpering)

- Don't you want your credit card?

- Nope, it'll only allow me to live well beyond my means,

which will inevitably lead to debt and misery.

So have a wonderful day.

- Charlie.

Charlie, wait.

- Abby!

Sorry, Abby, look with all my obligations,

I cannot get a dog right now, okay.

- Forget about the dog.

I may not have had someone close to me die,

but that doesn't mean I don't know what it's like

to lose someone. (gentle music)

I know what it's like to lose the one person

who can just by appearing before you

without a word spoken make your day.

Just looking into their eyes

and knowing that they're as happy to see you

as you are to see them,

I know what it's like to lose that person,

and I know how hard it can be to open yourself up

after a loss like that.

I liked you that night we went out.

I still do.

What happened to Holly was--

- Don't.

- What happened was horrible.

But don't lock yourself away.

(bird chirping)

- Have a wonderful day, Abby.

Ugh!

(dramatic music)

Ah!

(cynical chuckling)

- [Fan] Today, ladies and gentlemen, Charles Kane.

(crowd cheering)

- I'm.

- Young man your words have given me hope.

Since my husband passed, I've been all alone in this world.

All I had was the Real Housewives of New York and my son.

But he's always been trying to put me in the nursing home

telling me I was too old to live on my home.

I was just about to give in,

and then I read your book.

And I realized he was a selfish ass just like his father,

and I stopped returning his phone calls.

And now without his negative influence,

I can devote myself to the more

positive things in life, like,

like, um,

the Real Housewives of New York.

- Thank you, Martha. - Thank you.

- And I wanna say that your book

made me realize I wasn't happy merely making a living;

that I should follow my true passion,

which is getting my Ghostbusters three script,

Ghostbusters three Ghostbustin', produced.

You inspired me to quit my job

and put all my energy into getting it made.

I even found the number to Bill Murray's talent agency,

and recently I sent in the script.

I'm just waiting to hear back.

- I'm.

(dramatic music)

I'm.

I'm humbled to hear that my book has inspired you all.

(crowd cheering)

- Hey, Charlie.

- [Charlie] Sarah.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hmm, how you doing?

- I'm good.

- What are you doing?

- Uh, that was a really great speech you gave.

- Huh, you were inside.

- Yeah, I was in the back.

- Charlie.

- Whoa, oh, oh, hey.

- Great speech. - Good to see you.

- It was so, like, inspiring.

Yeah.

Okay, I gotta run. - Okay.

- So I'll see you at the Grind, yeah.

- She's a happy person.

- Yeah, and she's very vocal about it.

Um, so I read your book.

- You did. - Yeah.

- And it kind of got me thinking

especially about the removing

negative things from your life.

- It is all about coming to that realization.

- Yeah, yeah.

If only we could get Bobby to come to that realization.

Well. - Okay.

See you later.

(door creaking)

(somber music)

- Sarah, I'm home.

You wanna get food?

♪ I felt the streets

- Oh, I'm starving.

(heavy sighing)

What a day.

♪ I sit around compromises something ♪

- [Sarah] I'm sorry I couldn't do this in person.

I don't think I could have.

Your charms always have a way of making me

a believer in the status quo.

But it's become clear to me

that this is something I need.

Say what you will about Charlie,

but at least he's making an effort to be happy.

For a while now I felt we've been with each other

so we wouldn't be miserable instead of

because we make each other happy.

I don't know if you make me happy or not.

I do know that I need time on my own to figure that out.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh (heavy sighing)

- Son of a bitch.

- Vote Prop 92 help endorse clean energy.

Endorse Prop 92 today.

Vote Prop 92.

Alright come in from the cold.

Sir, sir, sir, vote Prop 92 today.

Well, if you're not gonna vote, at least

smile and have a beautiful day, yeah.

Bob?

Buddy, you gonna vote?

I mean, I need all the help I can get.

- Not today, Charlie, not today.

- Well, come inside, come inside come on.

Get out rain at least, talk to me for a second.

Come on.

(heavy sighing)

You okay, what's going on?

(heavy sighing)

- Sarah left me last night.

- Oh, no, what happened?

- I don't know, man.

I don't know.

She's not happy.

I don't know something, I don't know.

- Well, if Sarah's not happy with the relationship,

then it's best that it ends now, right?

You'll see it'll be a good thing.

- No, it won't, Charlie!

The woman I love more than anything

walked out on me last night!

There's nothing good about it!

- Look I can understand that it may be

a little hard for you to see the good in this right now.

But with time it'll be for the best.

- What are you talking about?

Everything can't be good, Charlie!

Everything can't be for the best!

Life isn't a utopia

with a never-ending supply of happy endings!

Man, sometimes in life things just suck.

There's nothing you can do about it.

- There's plenty you can do about it.

- Yeah, well, guess what I'm not like you, okay.

I can't forget about the most important person in my life

because it hurts too much to remember her.

You didn't mention Holly's name once in your book

or your mom.

You know what, man, I mean it's like

you haven't even said her name since the funeral.

- You know what I think, I think,

that you should re-read my book,

but this time with a more opened mind.

- Holly, Charlie!

Holly!

She was hit by an SUV right in front of your eyes, man.

Come on doesn't that depress the hell out of you?

- Alright, Bob, that's great, but listen

why don't you start attending my Happyings?

You know, you can grow into a person,

with time a more happy person,

that Sarah would actually wanna date.

A happy person, right?

- Okay, so is that what you wanna do?

You wanna make me happy? - I'd want nothing more.

- Oh, you do, okay. - Yeah.

- There that made me happy.

- Bobby.

Bobby, I sincerely hope that you find happiness someday.

But right now I need to practice what I preach,

and I can't be friends with someone

who has a negative influence on my life, okay.

All right.

Hey, vote Prop 92 today.

- Okay. - Vote Prop 92 today.

- Have a great day. - Have a smile.

- Your happiness is appalling.

Appalling!

- It's official by the year 2020

more than three million residents of the state

will be powered by nuclear energy

thanks to the passage of Prop 92.

While ground can't officially (cellphone ringing)

break for another three years,

two companies are already moving in on bids

to construct plants in the southern half of the state.

- Hey, Mr. Spencer what's up.

- [Reporter] Saying that it welcomed another source

of energy to contribute, along with itself,

to a future of environmentally friendly--

- Just happy to help out in my small way, sir.

- [Reporter] The Chamber of Commerce has weighed in a well,

stating that any energy source that produces jobs

and powers our future is a good one.

- Well, thank you, sir.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- Not everyone is happy that nuclear energy

and the waste and risk that comes with it is on its way.

- This proposition passed on the false premise

that nuclear energy is safe

and does not contaminate the communities

that house the reactors.

This will not stand.

We filed a grievance with judge--

- [Reporter] Do you really think a judge

is going to consider your--

- Excuse me, I haven't finished speaking yet.

- [Reporter] Is there a precedent for such a--

- Why don't you let me finish speaking, all right?

I am not done yet.

People are in danger.

(somber music)

- You did good.

The end justifies the means.

Nothing but blue skies from now on.

(employee voices overlapping frantically)

- [Secretary] Hello, Spencer PR.

Yes, yes please hold.

- What's going on? - In Mr. Spencer's office.

- What? - Now!

- Now, okay.

- Spencer PR.

(ominous music)

- You've heard the news.

- That the bill was passed.

- The Citizens For Truth and Governance

have sued the Nuclear Now PAC

and Spencer and Associates

for the purposeful suppression of pertinent information

that would have effected the outcome of the vote.

- Suppression of what information, sir?

- You know, the information we suppressed.

Apparently, a member of the CTG

is dating a former intern of ours

who saw a draft of your press release

which referenced the Zion study.

She doesn't have a copy,

so it'll just be a he-said, she-said thing.

- What is a he-said, she-said thing, sir?

- The emergency meeting that a judge

has called for tomorrow.

Apparently, there could be a re-vote on it

if he concludes that we misled the public.

Myself and our legal team have agreed

on the best approach to this.

The success of your book has afforded you

a good deal of goodwill and esteem from the general public,

and given that both the good name of this company

and Charlie Kane the author

would be greatly damaged by a guilty verdict,

we believe it would be in everyone's best interest

if you would testify that you knew nothing about

the Zion study when you wrote that press release.

- I'm not sure what study you're referring to, sir.

- Attaboy.

- I lost my girlfriend because she's not happy,

and I've lost my best friend because he's too happy.

Like, whatever happened to good old resigned apathy?

You know?

- Hey, did Charlie ever mention having a bird growing up

a canary maybe?

- Yeah.

(bird chirping)

(somber music)

His beloved childhood pet

it flew away the day of his mom's funeral.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah

♪ Ah, ah, ah

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

- It was like ground zero for his fuck-up-ed-ness.

- Wait.

Charlie's mom died when he was young.

I didn't know that.

- Why would you?

Everything is great in Charlie's world.

Everything's fine all the time.

You know what now that I think of it

why should we even wake him from this wonderland?

If he believes he's happy,

why don't we just let him be happy?

At what point does his delusion become reality?

- Reality is always reality.

- You're right.

You're right.

Fuck it, time to go into offensive.

Make all these people miserable.

- What are you gonna do?

- Force the reality down these delusional people's throats.

Huh?

- I have an idea that might snap Charlie back.

Let me try that first.

But if it doesn't work,

go nuclear on those happy fucks.

(dramatic music)

(gentle music)

- Ugh!

(heavy grunting)

(dramatic music)

(cellphone ringing)

Charlie Kane.

- Hey, Charlie.

- [Charlie] Abby, what a pleasant surprise.

- So I was thinking of going to the Get Happying tonight,

and I wanted to know if you wouldn't mind

stopping by the pet store to pick me up beforehand?

(bird chirping)

- The pet store. - Yeah, there's something

I wanted you to see anyway.

- [Charlie] I got a hearing across town

I'm not sure if I can--

- [Abby] It would make me happy if you did.

- How could I say no to that?

Okay.

- Many here today may recognize you

as the author of Get Happy.

It really is a wonderful book,

an incredible manifesto about how life is inherently good

and happiness is there for the taking

if we just choose to see it.

Now I assume that you haven't

seen any evidence that would go against this premise

or you would've cited it in the book?

- Objection, I fail to see the relevance!

- Go ahead and answer the question, Mr. Kane.

- Does the name Patricia Kane mean anything to you?

- What's this have to do with Prop 92?

- How is life an inherently good place

when a young mother has her life cut short

of cancer at the age of 35?

Not once in the 236 pages of this book

do you mention her or her death.

- Objection, I fail to see the relevance!

- Nor do I.

Keep things relevant to Prop 92.

- What about Holly Ivy?

- [Attorney] Objection!

- [Robbins] Does the name Holly Ivy mean anything to you?

- [Judge] Mr. Robbins.

- Did you know with your own eyes

see Holly pass from this earth?

- He's badgering the witness!

- Mr. Robbins!

You don't have to answer.

- No, I did not, and that name means nothing to me.

- [Judge] Move on Mr. Robbins you're on thin ice.

- He's fantastic.

Really showed that jerk what being happy is all about.

- Can't believe the stuff he's saying.

Like he'd ever lie like that.

He'd never lie like that, right?

- "The waste produced will be buried so deep

"that it will pose no threat," these your words?

- Yeah.

- Well, my organization believes

burying inconvenient toxic materials

does not protect us from them,

that they do not go away,

that they have to be dealt with.

Now you took an oath to tell the truth, Mr. Kane

and that time is come.

Did you know about the Zion study?

Did you remove it from your press release?

(dramatic music)

- No, I did not.

Shoelace.

(cellphone ringing)

Abby.

- Have you been running?

- Not today could we skip it.

- No, I really need you to come by, please.

I have something to show you.

(birds chirping)

- Okay.

Okay.

Fine I'll go to the pet store.

Why can't she just let me be?

Just let me be.

(gentle music)

(soft sobbing)

(heavy sobbing)

- It's okay, it's okay.

- What?

- It's gonna be all right.

It's okay.

Shh, it's okay.

It's okay.

Don't cry.

- She's (sobbing). - Don't.

- Don't cry.

Don't cry.

(Charlie mumbling)

(heavy sobbing)

It's okay.

- [Charlie] Son of a bitch.

- Hey, Charlie.

- Wow.

That's a lot of birds.

Thanks for trying to depress me.

It's cool of you.

- You're welcome.

- Whew.

(gentle music)

- So, how did it go?

- If by it you mean the hearing, shitty.

If you mean life in general, even shittier.

- You're you again.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

With a smile on your face

there is nothing, nothing

you cannot accomplish, Charlie Kane.

What is wrong with me?

- Nothing is wrong with you.

You were just trying to figure it all out

like the rest of us.

(heavy sighing)

- Do you know that canaries are named after the island

in which they originated, Canary Islands,

and that they're of the finch family.

Most birds native to North America are of the crow family,

but canaries they were brought here by

Spanish sailors in the 1600s

and don't exist here in the wild.

- I had no idea you knew so much about birds.

- Most people don't.

- Oh, shit.

- What?

- No, I'm sorry it's okay if we kiss.

We have to go to the Get Happying.

- No, no, no those people are like

one gentle nudge away from suicide.

If I go there and open my mouth and say how I really--

- You are more help to them now than you ever were before.

Plus, Bobby's going and not in a good way.

- (sighing) I told you I didn't wanna come to these anymore.

- I know, I'm so glad you decided to come.

- I didn't decide to come.

You asked me to lunch and then brought me here.

- Okay, look I know you said you wanted a break

from Bobby and Charlie and all this.

Okay, but this Happying it's exactly what you need

now that you're free of Bobby, okay.

And plus look at these single guys here, yeah.

Yeah.

You made the right choice Sarah.

- Well, Mr. Kane is running a bit late.

But I'm happy to report that the hearing

this morning went wonderfully.

Hopefully Charlie will be here soon.

Oh, right now.

(crowd applauding)

(crowd cheering)

- Just speak from your heart.

- I'm not sure that's a good idea.

(gentle music)

Um. (throat clearing).

When I was eight,

my mother was diagnosed with advanced lymphoma.

She died four months later,

and early this year my girlfriend Holly

was struck and killed by an SUV.

The reason I'm telling you this is not because

I enjoy talking about it or remembering it.

But it's because it's reality.

Holly once told me

that to be happy

you need to focus on the positive.

That's true.

But focusing on the positive

doesn't mean forgetting the negative.

That's my mistake.

In order to be happy, to be happy,

we need to embrace the worst in life.

We cannot separate the good from the bad.

They're unescapably inextricably linked.

The loss of Holly and my mom

wouldn't have hurt so bad

if it hadn't been so damn good.

We have to face our greatest fears

even though we know they may come true.

Now my greatest fear is that I'll never be happy.

If I get even a glimpse of happiness,

that it'll be taken away

leaving me with a reality even bleaker than before.

The fact of the matter is,

there is not a happy ending for everyone.

Read any newspaper they're filled with tragic endings.

The only way to find happiness

in this cruel fucking world

is to accept it for what it is,

accept ourselves for who we are,

and just do our best.

(heavy sighing)

This was a bad idea.

- [Martha] I'm afraid I might never see my son again.

- [Man] I'm afraid no one wants to hear me laugh.

- [Man] I'm afraid that Ghostbusters three,

Ghostbustin', is no good,

and that I'm wasting my life on a pipe dream.

- I'm afraid I made the right choice.

- Listen, listen.

Everyone, everyone, listen.

I have something important to say.

Charlie Kane is a fraud.

- Huh, Bobby, you don't have to.

- No, no, no, I cannot sit here anymore idly

and listen to you assault these people

with your pleasantries and platitudes.

- I know, Bobby, seriously just--

- No, no, you don't know, okay.

Let me just say this.

Everyone, Charlie's life sucks.

Sorry, Buddy, but it's true.

When he was eight years old-- - Look, Bobby, look.

Would you shut the fuck up?

We've gone through this already, okay.

(soft gasping)

(gentle thudding) Ow!

What the hell is wrong with you!

- Come here he's back.

Welcome back, Buddy.

- [Charlie] Who hits me in the shin?

Get off me. - Bobby.

- Yeah. - Everyone was just

going around and saying what their worst fear was.

You can go next.

(heavy sighing) Come on just speak from--

- Oh, yeah, I got it speak from the heart I got it.

I guess, I fear that I'm kind of an asshole.

- Yeah.

- Because of that,

I pushed away the most beautiful

and sweet and caring woman that I'll ever meet.

My biggest fear is that she won't come back.

(gentle music)

Now my second greatest fear is that ventriloquist

dummies will want-- - All right.

You can stop talking now.

(crowd applauding)

- Great, everyone's happy now.

- You know I still owe you dinner.

- And I still owe you a kiss.

(upbeat music)

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

(cellphone ringing) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Hello, Mr. Spencer.

Yeah, I'm doing all right.

No, I don't think I can actually make it in tomorrow

or the next day or the day after that.

Sorry.

Oh, I see, yeah, huh?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

♪ I know you can find

♪ What you're looking for

♪ I know you can find

♪ What you're looking for

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ When the I's fall on you

♪ Now that you've broken through ♪

♪ You can get through each day

♪ Knowing you found a way to let go ♪

♪ If the world spins around

♪ Never seems to slow down

♪ It takes all you've got to hang on ♪

♪ And never let go

♪ I know you can find

♪ What you're looking for

♪ I know you can find

♪ What you're looking for

♪ I know you can find

♪ What you're looking for

♪ I know you can find

♪ What you're looking for

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

("I Shoulda Just Stayed In Bed")

♪ I'm working like a slob

♪ At a dead-end job

♪ That barely pays the bills

♪ All my money's spent

♪ I can't make the rent

♪ I think I've lost my will

♪ And what's the point of going on ♪

♪ When everything is going wrong ♪

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ Why even bother

♪ I'm getting clobbered

♪ You'll think I'm crazy

♪ But it's safer being lazy

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed

♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪

♪ Nothing ever changes

♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed