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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,487 (birds chirping) 4 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:29,162 (people chatting distantly) 5 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,797 - Coffee, donuts! 6 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:40,373 Coffee. 7 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,579 - Uh. 8 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,214 Can I get, um 9 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,351 the chocolate sprinkle, 10 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,221 cinnamon powdered donut. 11 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,356 - Two bucks even. 12 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,498 I don't have change for that. 13 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,201 - Okay. 14 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,803 It's all I. 15 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,804 - Really. 16 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,405 - No, um... 17 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:16,609 Oh, silver coin, dollar. 18 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:19,345 - [Vendor] Congratulations, which one do you want? 19 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,651 - [Charlie] Um. 20 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,753 - Why don't you let the coin decide. 21 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:28,688 - You mean flip it. 22 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,394 (coin clanking) 23 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:49,742 ("I Shoulda Just Stayed In Bed") 24 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:55,215 ♪ I'm working like a slob at a dead in job. ♪ 25 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,516 - Vote yes, Prop 92. 26 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,320 Clean safe, renewable energy. 27 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:06,426 Vote Prop 92 it's a clean, safe, renewable energy. 28 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:07,427 It's very good for the environment, 29 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:08,595 and we're trying to get it passed 30 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:09,996 'cause that's what's I get paid for. 31 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:15,301 ♪ When everything is going wrong ♪ 32 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,005 ♪ My head's pounds, my feet feel like lead ♪ 33 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,074 ♪ Nothing ever changes 34 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,409 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 35 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:26,613 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 36 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,048 (cellphone ringing) ♪ Nothing ever changes 37 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:31,417 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 38 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:34,954 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 39 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,456 - Yes, Mr. Spencer, hello. 40 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:39,092 It's going great, sir. 41 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,593 Right up, sir. 42 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:42,595 Good, right it's going along really good. 43 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:45,465 Thank you, sir, appreciate that, sir. 44 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:49,736 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed. ♪ 45 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,473 ♪ Feeling like a fool (officer blowing whistle) 46 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,475 ♪ Went into debt for school 47 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,311 ♪ To be a corporate drone - Thank you. 48 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,445 - Have a good day. 49 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,381 ♪ It's my pathetic fate 50 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,383 ♪ Can't even get a date 51 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,818 ♪ I'm gonna die alone 52 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:10,089 ♪ And what's the point of going on ♪ 53 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:15,395 ♪ When everything is going wrong ♪ 54 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,065 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 55 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,067 ♪ Nothing ever changes 56 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,436 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 57 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:27,073 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 58 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,108 ♪ Nothing ever changes 59 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,444 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 60 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:35,081 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 61 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,083 ♪ Nothing ever changes 62 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,452 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 63 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:43,089 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 64 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,091 ♪ Nothing ever changes 65 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:49,462 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 66 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:50,897 (gentle music playing in coffee shop) 67 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,366 - [Sarah] Charlie is outside looking in. 68 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:59,005 - What are you speaking literally or figuratively? 69 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,907 - Hmm, both, I guess. 70 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,775 I mean, I feel when he's sitting across from us, 71 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:06,112 it's like he's looking at us from this 72 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,114 behind a pane of glass or something. 73 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,218 - I mean, just the way he is though, isn't it? 74 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:13,620 - [Sarah] Hmm. 75 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:18,258 I think, that he should ask Abby out. 76 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:20,994 - That Abby? - Mm-hmm. 77 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,495 - Oh, come on. 78 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,063 It's bad enough I have to read BS 79 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:27,433 about love's ability to transform man's dull existence 80 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,870 into a happy one in a thousand shitty manuscripts. 81 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,773 That now I gotta hear it from my girlfriend too. 82 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,976 - Well, what didn't I make your dull existence 83 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,511 turn into a happy one? 84 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,713 - Eh. 85 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:41,914 - Eh. 86 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,517 - I just don't think Charlie's in the right state of mind 87 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,885 to be dating anyone, 88 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,021 especially someone who could potentially make 89 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,823 coming to our favorite coffee shop uncomfortable 90 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:53,459 when things inevitable don't go well. 91 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,595 - [Sarah] Oh, what happened? 92 00:04:58,731 --> 00:04:59,666 - Let's see. 93 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,403 First, I was evicted from the womb. 94 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,204 Then came adolescence, 95 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:08,908 and now I compromise my values daily 96 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:12,145 by pimping the interest of giant corporations 97 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:16,049 for a pay check, so I guess it's a cumulative thing. 98 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,650 - You should ask Abby out. 99 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,420 - Abby? 100 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,355 No, I'm not asking Abby out. 101 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,556 - [Sarah] Why not? 102 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,626 - I order coffee, she sells it to me, 103 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,361 we smile at each other. 104 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,762 Why ruin a good thing? 105 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:33,333 - I don't know because the potential of a relationship 106 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,934 could actually make you happy. 107 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,436 - Yeah. 108 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:37,837 That's not gonna happen. 109 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,475 - Bye. 110 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,045 (soft sighing) 111 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,117 - Rob used to kiss me like that. 112 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:56,989 - Oh, god, you have got to get over him already. 113 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:58,024 - I am over him. 114 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,030 What I can't wear my own T-shirt? 115 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,733 - No, not when it features the guy who left you 116 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,768 for his yoga instructor. 117 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,739 You should go out with Charlie. 118 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,443 - I need time to heal. 119 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,779 - It's been a year. 120 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,180 - Well, things like that take time. 121 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,816 You can't just snap your fingers and be happy again. 122 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:24,751 - Hmm-mm. 123 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:29,489 - Hey. 124 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:33,059 So did you just want, like, the regular? 125 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,727 - Sure, peppermint tea. 126 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,661 - Cool. 127 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,766 - Do you have plans tonight, Charlie? 128 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:40,700 - Yeah. 129 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:42,769 No, yes. 130 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,737 - You should take Abby out to dinner? 131 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,608 - I have to see if I can get the thing there. 132 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,309 - Well, you don't have plans, 133 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:52,478 and you're free tonight, right? 134 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:53,646 - Well, yeah, but I mean. - Yeah, yeah. 135 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:54,781 Abby's done at six. 136 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,250 So does eight work for you? 137 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,285 (soft stammering) 138 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,420 Yeah. 139 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,155 - Oh. 140 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,423 - [Charlie] Here, everything. 141 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,057 - Yeah. 142 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,159 - You're welcome. 143 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,059 - Anytime. 144 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:09,996 - He's so weird. 145 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,100 - See I thought a tie would be nice. 146 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:18,137 - No, no, no, it's too soon for a first date. 147 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,274 - I still don't think this is a good idea. 148 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,010 - No, it will be fine. 149 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,144 Here. 150 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:26,012 Okay. 151 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,113 Yeah, that looks good. 152 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,616 - What you're not wearing the tie? 153 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,452 - Bob, ugh, I'm just gonna cancel. 154 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,419 - No. - I'm a cancel. 155 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:34,887 - You're not gonna cancel. 156 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:37,123 Okay, where are you taking her tonight? 157 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,593 - I don't remember. 158 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:45,064 I don't know the restaurant the ratings on the website 159 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:47,967 says that it was good for couples, so I thought. 160 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,471 - Okay, just be yourself, 161 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,373 and everything will go great. 162 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:56,809 - Hey, do you have a drop off plan? 163 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,412 - Like a what? 164 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,780 - In case you wanna kiss her tonight. 165 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,248 You know, you gotta have a drop off plan. 166 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:06,219 - Charlie, don't try and kiss her just enjoy dinner, 167 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,854 and if everything goes well, 168 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:10,156 then you just say I'd like to see you again. 169 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,058 - Yeah, but what happens if they're really into each other? 170 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,192 He should kiss her. 171 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,629 - Guys, I don't have a good record with the drop off plan. 172 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,599 (bright music) 173 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,881 - Listen, here's Bobby's simple rule. 174 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:38,551 If she hesitates before walking into her place, 175 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,785 she wants you to kiss her. 176 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:43,756 If she lingers for even one second, 177 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:47,894 that's your cue to go in for the kill, okay? 178 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,530 - [Sarah] Okay, there are a number 179 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,697 of reasons she might linger, 180 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,232 and not all of them have to do with 181 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,834 her wanting him to kiss her. 182 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,837 - Look, it's a rock solid rule. 183 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,640 - Charlie, don't worry about the kiss, okay. 184 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,941 If you wanna do something nice, 185 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,110 you can just pick up some flowers. 186 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,046 - What kind of flowers? 187 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,917 - Forget about the flowers just go and relax and be yourself 188 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,885 and have a good time. - Hmm-mm. 189 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:21,928 - Hey. 190 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,665 - I got flowers for you. 191 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:31,003 - I'm so sorry, I'm allergic to daisies actually. 192 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:32,838 - Okay. 193 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:38,578 - Ow! 194 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,645 - Oh, my god, I'm sorry. 195 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:42,415 - No, it's fine. 196 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,583 - I'm so sorry. 197 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,318 - You were just trying to be a gentleman. 198 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,353 - After you. 199 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,262 (soft romantic music) 200 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:12,378 - Wow, this is a really hip place you chose. 201 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,548 - The internet said that it was a good place for dates. 202 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:19,685 - Yeah, for couples born during the Truman Administration. 203 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,757 - Look, the food is supposed be good. 204 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,994 - [Abby] Do you like French food? 205 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,730 - Is that what this is? 206 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,066 Sweetbread that sounds good. 207 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,902 - Do you know what sweetbread is? 208 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,005 - It's a Danish or something. 209 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:51,017 - Sweetbread is the thymus of a cow. 210 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,918 - Sweetbread doesn't sound good. 211 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,257 (soft sighing) 212 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,659 - You know, there's no rule saying 213 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,660 that we have to stay here. 214 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,762 We could just go. 215 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,705 Well, thanks for an, 216 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:15,708 abbreviated evening. 217 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,143 - Yeah, I had fun. 218 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,213 - You know, we could've gone someplace else. 219 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,315 I only meant we didn't have to order at that place 220 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,850 not end the date. 221 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,252 - Oh, I'm sorry. 222 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,021 Okay, I saw a place around the corner we could. 223 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,123 - You know what never mind. 224 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:34,393 I mean, we were both kind of forced into this anyway, right? 225 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,195 - No. 226 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,199 - I mean, maybe things would go better if you took me out 227 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:44,203 to dinner under less coercive circumstances. 228 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,807 - That would be great. 229 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,916 - I know they're in here somewhere. 230 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:02,388 - [Bobby] If she lingers for even one sec, that's your cue. 231 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,790 (Abby gasping) 232 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:05,791 - I'm so sorry. 233 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:06,826 - No, I'm sorry that was stupid. 234 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,494 - No, no it wasn't stupid. 235 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,496 I wasn't expecting. 236 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,566 - Hmm-mm, that was my fault. 237 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,835 - No, no it's just. 238 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:23,209 (birds chirping) 239 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,946 (gentle music) 240 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,149 - He likes yellow. 241 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,930 - You got the gum out. 242 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,770 - I changed and threw away the other pair. 243 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,505 - Oh, maybe you'll sit in gum 244 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,106 while wearing those pants too. 245 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,176 - I don't remember asking your opinion about my pants. 246 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,478 - Yes. 247 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,880 That will do. 248 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,047 Come on. 249 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,552 - I'm not going in there. 250 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,553 - Why not? 251 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,922 - A: It's closed, and B: I don't even know you. 252 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,958 - A: I work here, so I know how to Jimmy the lock. 253 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,464 (alarm blaring) 254 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,999 Huh, that's new. 255 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,935 - I thought you said you worked here. 256 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,937 - I did, briefly 257 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,972 five years ago. 258 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,775 - Come on we have approximately five to seven minutes. 259 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:30,810 - This is very illegal. 260 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,778 - Life is only truly lived 261 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,914 on the outskirts of acceptability. 262 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,949 That will be great on you. 263 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:37,983 - Who are you? 264 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,051 - Oh, right. 265 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,252 B: you know me. 266 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,454 You've checked me out on the train most morning. 267 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,858 - It's kind of hard not to check someone out on the train. 268 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,093 - Especially when they're cute blondes. 269 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,599 These will be great too. 270 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,167 - I don't even. - Come on. 271 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,037 - Are you serious? - You know what, 272 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,906 sometimes you just gotta try it on, so just put it on. 273 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,074 - [Charlie] Oh, come on. 274 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,509 The cops are gonna be here any second. 275 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,278 - Well, the sooner you put it on, the sooner we can leave. 276 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,479 (gentle music) 277 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:08,681 (alarm blaring) 278 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,615 - Huh. 279 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,353 It's actually kind of cool. 280 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,894 - Perfect. 281 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:22,862 (police siren blaring) 282 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,530 - Oh, wow, actually that... 283 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,632 Perfect, does that night get any worse! 284 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,168 - I guess, that means things can only get better. 285 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,569 - What, who are you? 286 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,972 - I guess, you're just gonna have to find out, aren't you? 287 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,740 (brakes screeching) - What? 288 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,508 - It smiles. 289 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,077 - [Officer] Put you hands behind your head. 290 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,246 Get down on the ground! - I like it when you smile. 291 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,581 We're gonna have to get you smiling more. 292 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,849 (prison bars clanking) 293 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:47,386 (prison locks engaging) 294 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,459 - What's on today's reading list? 295 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,428 - A contemptible piece of whimsy called: 296 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,466 (soft chuckling) 297 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,400 Dream Lover. 298 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,769 (police siren blaring) 299 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:07,606 - [Sarah] What's it about? 300 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,574 - What's that? 301 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,942 - What's it about? 302 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,977 - What's it about, what's it about? 303 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,813 It's about a sad sack writer 304 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,650 who meets a quirky free spirit 305 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:22,187 who teaches him how to shed his cynical world view 306 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:27,793 and find happiness by living life to its fullest. 307 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,560 - Awe. 308 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,497 - I have to read this shit. 309 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:35,034 I can't imagine people actually pay money 310 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,202 to subject themselves to this. 311 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,544 What the F... 312 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,478 Wait. 313 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,052 Okay, I don't know where to begin, 314 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,487 so I'll start with the flowers. 315 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,257 - Holly picked them up after we got out of jail. 316 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:02,861 - Okay, I'll skip the brown hipster suit 317 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:05,931 and go to who's Holly? 318 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,300 - The most wonderful woman I have ever met. 319 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,003 - Well, what happened with Abby? 320 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,406 - Blew that as expected, but, fast forward. 321 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,211 - Okay, so now let's get to the jail part, what happened? 322 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,780 - Yeah, well luckily Holly's ex was the precinct captain 323 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,116 and convinced the store not to press charges. 324 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,185 - What charges? - Breaking and entering. 325 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,720 - Breaking and entering. 326 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,421 - Yeah. - Charlie. 327 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,489 - Yeah, well. 328 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,492 She entered my broken heart. 329 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,295 - Tell me you didn't just say that 330 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,530 without any trace of irony. 331 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,735 - How long did it take for you to know that you loved Sarah? 332 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,570 - Oh, boy. (chuckling) 333 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,239 - She smells like cinnamon like a blueberry or something, 334 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,708 mixed with strawberry, maybe peach. 335 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,543 - All I'm saying is that you haven't dated in a while. 336 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,479 - I know, but this girl's different, man. 337 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,080 She's beautiful, I've heard her laugh. 338 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,315 Her laugh is amazing, 339 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,583 and her hair it's like this perfectly-- 340 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,450 - Charlie. 341 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,185 - What? - Just take it slow. 342 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,420 - I will, but she's so funny. 343 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,122 Man, her laugh is just ridiculous. 344 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,890 She has different tint in her left eye 345 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,526 than in the right eye, it's like this beautiful amber. 346 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,994 I just never felt this way before. 347 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,030 She makes me look at everything as new. 348 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,264 Have you really looked at a daisy before? 349 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,767 It's like this beautiful silky little green stem, 350 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,168 and these little petals. 351 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,271 When is too soon to buy jewelry? 352 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,572 'Cause I was thinking shoes first. 353 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,507 - Stop. 354 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,675 Just take it slow. 355 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,311 Have a good day. 356 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,149 (soft sighing) 357 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,184 - Things are finally going my way. 358 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,893 Hey, guys, I hate to interrupt, but this is the second day 359 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,161 in a row that door has been stuck. 360 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,395 I mentioned it to guys yesterday. 361 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,763 It still hasn't been fixed yet. 362 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,398 I understand you probably have other obligations 363 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,767 to take care of, but someone is likely to get concussed, 364 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,735 so thank you. 365 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,803 Ted, nice seeing ya. 366 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,174 - Is it me or is Charlie in a 367 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,042 much less bad mood than usual? 368 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,410 - Hey, Charlie, how's life? 369 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,346 - Um, I'm not dead, so I can't complain. 370 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,348 - Well, he sure is in a good mood today. 371 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:06,618 (keyboard clicking) 372 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,967 - Mr. Kane, how's life on the nuclear front? 373 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:25,604 - Mr. Spencer, um, good. 374 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,173 It's not quite ready for your eyes though yet. 375 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,441 - I know you had some reservations 376 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,310 about taking this project on. 377 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,345 - Now they want me to tell mothers that it'll be 378 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,781 a good thing for their children to grow up 379 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,550 one accident away from slow death by radiation poisoning. 380 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:42,554 It's unfreaking real, man, just these people. 381 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,856 - But let me reinforce to you 382 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,724 how important it is to this firm 383 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:49,128 that Prop 92 pass in the upcoming election. 384 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,395 - Sir, I can assure you I am 385 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,965 fully committed to this project. 386 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,868 (metal scraping) 387 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,337 - Charlie, you look a little different. 388 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,105 Have you lost weight? 389 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,876 - Um, I met a girl. 390 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,113 - [Spencer] Oh, the intoxicating fruit of the feme fatal. 391 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,448 - Holly's not fatal. 392 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,583 - They all are, Charlie. 393 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,552 Some advice from a man who writes 394 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:17,923 two alimony checks every month: Take it slow. 395 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,094 (somber music) 396 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:27,399 ♪ Am I really happy 397 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,871 ♪ Or am I really freaking out 398 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:37,543 ♪ I ask myself these questions 399 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,178 ♪ Wherever I'm not myself 400 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,345 - Hey. 401 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,148 Hi. ♪ Wherever I'm not myself 402 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,016 - Your key works. 403 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,950 - Yeah. 404 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,219 How was class? 405 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:49,621 - Great. 406 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:55,260 ♪ To set me straight when I'm uneven ♪ 407 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,963 - Is everything okay? 408 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,401 - Yeah, it's better now that you're here. 409 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:06,071 ♪ Smile 'cause I know I'm him 410 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,506 - What's with the long face 411 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,342 and the sad singer songwriter music? 412 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,879 (heavy sighing) 413 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,223 - I don't know. 414 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,928 I just get really sad sometimes. 415 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,632 - What's there to be sad about? 416 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:37,436 ♪ I'm grasping at this moment 417 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:42,674 ♪ 'Cause it is slipping through my finger ♪ 418 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:47,246 - What do you see when I show you this? 419 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:54,286 - It's a piece of paper, a yellow piece of paper. 420 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,387 - Hmm. 421 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,491 When most people look at this, 422 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,693 they see a piece of paper. 423 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:07,532 But when I look at this, 424 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:13,805 I see a bird. 425 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,545 I see beauty and freedom. 426 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:29,454 What about... 427 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,127 Yes, when you look at yourself in this camera? 428 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,061 - A guy. 429 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,064 Just a guy. 430 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,068 - Wanna know what I see? 431 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:45,904 - [Charlie] Yeah. 432 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,209 - I see the reason why when I wake up in the morning 433 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,912 the first thing I do is smile. 434 00:21:55,380 --> 00:22:00,585 I see an incredibly funny and smart man, 435 00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:08,327 who has no idea just how sexy he is. 436 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,099 Do you know how sexy that is? 437 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,668 (heavy sighing) 438 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:22,107 I'm sure that whatever reason you have to be sad is real. 439 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:25,377 But you can control whether or not it makes you sad. 440 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:31,083 See, if you focus on the bad things, you'll be sad. 441 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:35,854 But if you focus on the good things, you'll be happy. 442 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:37,889 For instance. 443 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:45,997 Hmm? 444 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:46,932 - Yeah. 445 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:52,471 - Your life is yours for the choosing. 446 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:58,009 Happiness it's a choice. 447 00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:04,015 (people chatting distantly) 448 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:11,423 - Holly, has really done a number on you. 449 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:14,259 (soft chuckling) 450 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,394 - Yeah. 451 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,029 - Holly. 452 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,898 - (gasping) Jackson. 453 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,466 Hi, how are you? 454 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:24,202 - You look so great. - Thanks, so do you. 455 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,637 - What are you doing here? 456 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:27,973 - I'm just getting coffee with my boyfriend Charlie. 457 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:28,907 - Yeah. 458 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,943 She's, huh... 459 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:32,878 We're great. 460 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,314 - Oh, boy, here we go. 461 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,916 - No, it's just that we run into 462 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,218 her ex-boyfriends everywhere we go. 463 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:42,521 - Okay, well, define everywhere. 464 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,490 (upbeat music) 465 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:52,164 ♪ All of my boyfriends 466 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,465 ♪ All of her boyfriends 467 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,300 ♪ Could this be the one 468 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,668 ♪ I'm having fun 469 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:59,971 ♪ But is this going somewhere 470 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,406 - Hi. 471 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,675 We are going to eight... 472 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:05,811 Caleb! 473 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,013 - Holly! - Oh, my god. 474 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,648 Wow, how are you? 475 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,117 I cannot believe. 476 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,986 - Okay, yeah, that's pretty much everywhere. 477 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:16,321 - Oh, well, are you sure you're just not 478 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,857 letting your natural pessimism over see things maybe? 479 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,559 - Yeah, and they're always these 480 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,128 tall, handsome, successful guys, 481 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,964 except for the bellhop he was really well adjusted. 482 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,967 - She's a manic pixie dream girl. 483 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:30,802 - Manic pixie what? 484 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,070 - [Bobby] Dream girl. 485 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,405 - What the hell is that? 486 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:35,173 - It's the bubbly quirky girl 487 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:38,176 who devotes her existence to helping spiritually 488 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:41,480 moribund men realize that life is meant for living; 489 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,148 thus, turning their joyless existences 490 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:47,719 into, you know, like happy meaningful lives. 491 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:51,156 - Except that her intense passion 492 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:56,595 for sampling everything that life has to offer, 493 00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,030 doesn't exactly lend itself to lasting relationships. 494 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:02,934 So, when the guy finally learns his lesson, 495 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:05,971 there's usually a bittersweet farewell, 496 00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:09,741 and she moves on to the next guy. 497 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:12,544 - So what you're saying is she's gonna break up with me. 498 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:13,912 I knew this was too good to be true. 499 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,881 - No, this is just pure speculation. 500 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,883 For all we know you could end up 501 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,885 traveling the country in a Winnebago 502 00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,386 during your golden years. 503 00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:22,487 - [Charlie] Yeah. 504 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,622 - No. 505 00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:24,890 No, I knew something would go wrong. 506 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,559 I had this big feeling of impending doom 507 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,895 our entire relationship, so, thank you. 508 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,196 - No, no, no, that's just because 509 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,964 you have serious psychological problems. 510 00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:34,332 It's nothing to do with the other thing. 511 00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:37,502 - Look, you just need to be straight with her. 512 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:38,937 Okay, tell her how you feel, 513 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,472 and that you see yourself 514 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,840 being with her for a long time, 515 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,544 and that's either gonna drive her away, or. 516 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,448 - She'll rip your heart out and stomp it in the ground. 517 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,050 - But at least you'll know. 518 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,885 - [Bobby] Yeah. 519 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,321 - I can't believe Jackson was there. 520 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,858 Apparently, he was just named on both the city's 521 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:03,194 most beautiful and richest under 40 lists. 522 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:06,932 When I met him, he was a functioning alcoholic, 523 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:09,067 struggling to get over his wife's death 524 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:12,170 in this tragic diving accident. 525 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,440 But he's really grown into his own. 526 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,741 (gentle music) 527 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,810 - Are you a manic pixie dream girl? 528 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,513 - [Holly] Am I a what? 529 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,248 (heavy sighing) 530 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:28,720 - Nothing it's just you have so many ex-boyfriends. 531 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,091 - When I look at someone, 532 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:37,362 I see who they can be not who they are. 533 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:39,598 - Okay. 534 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,933 - I have a talent for developing people, 535 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,235 and that's led to many relationships. 536 00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:48,239 - So, I'm just your next ex-boyfriend? 537 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:52,777 - Just because I have a lot of exes 538 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,613 doesn't mean I want another. 539 00:26:57,048 --> 00:27:00,185 I wanted every one of those relationships to work. 540 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,357 They just didn't. 541 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,629 I want you, Charlie. 542 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,002 I love you, Charlie. 543 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,149 Now stop worrying. 544 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,719 You can't spend your life always waiting 545 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,488 for the other shoe to drop. 546 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:37,789 (car honking) (brakes squealing) 547 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:40,759 (car crashing) 548 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:51,870 (somber music) 549 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:55,807 - "Because I want everyone in the world to be happy," 550 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,944 those are the words of Holly Ivy age eight 551 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:03,081 when asked why she kissed Billy Hanson, 552 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:05,984 one of the less popular kids in her class. 553 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:09,888 She was always thinking of others. 554 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:13,224 One day she even invited a homeless man 555 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:15,994 home for dinner because she said he looked sad. 556 00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,763 It was a lovely dinner. 557 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,401 You know you really just can't tell about people. 558 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:28,373 But Holly always had a way of opening people up. 559 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:35,413 - Hey. 560 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,981 Who are all these guys? 561 00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:41,453 - It's the ex-section. 562 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,588 - The ex-section. - Yes. 563 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:44,889 - Wow. 564 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,791 She did get around, huh? 565 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:48,626 She was like what, like 27. 566 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:50,428 That's like one, two. 567 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,163 What? 568 00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,598 She was a good looking girl, okay. 569 00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:56,568 It's only natural that all these guys wanted to F... 570 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,936 Fall in love with her. 571 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:01,906 - She was a giver, 572 00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:04,242 a pleaser. 573 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:08,213 She would do anything 574 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,250 to make people happy. 575 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:16,187 I'd like to invite all the men that knew Holly best 576 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:19,657 to come up here and share their memories. 577 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:21,760 (somber music) 578 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,894 - Charlie. 579 00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:26,030 Go ahead. 580 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,466 - Go ahead, Charlie. 581 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,834 - Go ahead. 582 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:32,504 - Go on work your way in there. 583 00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:35,473 That's a lot of guys. 584 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,944 - Holly and I met when I accidentally picked up her coffee. 585 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,980 - In a jammed revolving door. 586 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,182 - At the top of the Empire State building. 587 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:45,517 - Before that fateful day, 588 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:46,785 I didn't know the meaning of the word live. 589 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,920 - I worked 15 hours a day. 590 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,589 - Never took time for the small pleasures. 591 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:54,893 - But Holly changed all that. 592 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:56,294 - She showed me the good in life. 593 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,564 - That love was what I should've been living for. 594 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:00,799 - And it's because of her. 595 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,901 - That I'm the happy, well-adjusted. 596 00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:06,204 - Content man that I am today. 597 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,946 - Holly was the one good thing in my life, 598 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,482 and now she's gone. 599 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,686 (somber music) 600 00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:24,823 (thunder roaring) 601 00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:37,902 - Hey, Buddy. 602 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:40,939 Why don't you come in from out there it's cold? 603 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:42,073 Come on in. 604 00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:45,944 What's he doing? 605 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,852 Hey, there you are it's cold out there. 606 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,987 Hey, listen why don't we go get a beer, huh? 607 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:57,555 Let's go out for a little bit. 608 00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,024 (soft dramatic music) 609 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,125 - I don't know. 610 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:06,364 (heavy sighing) 611 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,500 I think, I'm just gonna hang here. 612 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,610 - Yeah, okay, I'll give. 613 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:19,911 What should we do? 614 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:23,448 - I don't know. 615 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,985 (heavy sighing) 616 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:29,520 I think, I just need to be alone. 617 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,456 - No, no, no. 618 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:32,991 Hey, listen, listen. 619 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:34,325 Let's go get some Slurpees, huh, 620 00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:35,260 and we'll get some Ding Dongs, okay. 621 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,694 And we'll come back here, 622 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:39,564 and we'll make fun of crappy movies on cable, huh? 623 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:43,034 - I'm fine. 624 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:44,769 We'll do that over the weekend. 625 00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:46,170 I just need some sleep. 626 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:50,341 See you tomorrow at the Grind. 627 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:54,646 - Alright, well, call me if you need to talk, okay. 628 00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:58,650 (door slamming) 629 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,352 (lock engaging) 630 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:10,428 You're not gonna kill yourself, are you? 631 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:11,963 - No, Bob. 632 00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:13,531 I'll see you tomorrow. 633 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,533 - Alright, well, call me if you get the urge. 634 00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:35,620 - Life is misery. 635 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,256 No, life is heartbreak. 636 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,192 The mere of act of living. 637 00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:42,961 Not living too broad. 638 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:48,499 The mere act of breathing presupposes loss. 639 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,703 Love is nothing but a cruel precursor 640 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,438 to live free of pain and sorrow 641 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,541 but without joy or happiness. 642 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,475 That's good. 643 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:07,151 (gentle music) 644 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:49,293 (bottle clanking) 645 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,354 Ow. 646 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,363 (water splashing) 647 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:38,042 Ow. 648 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,177 Ugh. 649 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,145 God. 650 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:43,314 Ugh. 651 00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:07,472 (somber music) 652 00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:37,869 - See if you focus on the bad things, you'll be sad. 653 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:42,673 But if you focus on the good things, you'll be happy. 654 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:46,844 Your life is yours for the choosing. 655 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,149 Happiness is a choice. 656 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:56,854 (gentle music playing in cafe) 657 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:10,134 (heavy sighing) 658 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:12,703 - I mean, did he seem okay last night? 659 00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:13,905 - Yeah. 660 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:16,174 I asked him if he was gonna kill himself, he said no. 661 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,342 I told him to call me if he was going to. 662 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:21,379 - Well, did you talk to him this morning? 663 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:23,915 - No, but he should be here. 664 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:27,285 - Well, when he shows up, 665 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:30,054 can you please just try to be positive? 666 00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:32,290 Can we please try to cheer him up. 667 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,758 - Yes. - Excuse me. 668 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:35,193 After you. 669 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,327 - [Sarah] Hey. 670 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,063 - Morning. - How are you? 671 00:36:39,063 --> 00:36:40,565 - I'm well. 672 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:44,569 I'm good. 673 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,704 - I know your instinct is to give up 674 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:50,942 because your life completely sucks, always has. 675 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,444 - I said that I'm good. 676 00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:55,213 - Well, that's good, that is. 677 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,881 That's really good. 678 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,883 - Yeah, it's a beautiful morning outside. 679 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,052 How can I not be in a good mood, right? 680 00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:02,887 - What the hell is the matter--- 681 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,623 - I cannot have said it better myself. 682 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:09,527 - You do remember the events of the past week, right? 683 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:13,598 - Look, Bob, the most important thing 684 00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:16,100 that I learned from my time with Holly 685 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,336 is that happiness is a choice. 686 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:21,138 If we choose not to dwell on the negative 687 00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:25,009 and focus on the positive and celebrate the positive, 688 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,945 we'll be happy. 689 00:37:27,945 --> 00:37:29,180 No matter what happens. 690 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,281 (soft chuckling) 691 00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:31,782 - You should write a book. 692 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,287 - You know, I should get going. 693 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,856 I suddenly have a lot of work to do. 694 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:39,790 Thanks, Bob. 695 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:43,361 - No, no, I was kidding about the book. 696 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:46,264 (lively music) 697 00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:59,977 ♪ I'm finally free I'm moving on ♪ 698 00:37:59,977 --> 00:38:02,747 ♪ Making a name for myself 699 00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:06,417 ♪ I'm trying hard to not screw up ♪ 700 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,754 ♪ And vanish into dust 701 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:12,923 ♪ A desert found me after school ♪ 702 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:16,494 ♪ And taught me what I shouldn't do it ♪ 703 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:19,563 ♪ How discouraging it is 704 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:23,034 ♪ I've got to walk away from this ♪ 705 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:26,203 ♪ I barely exist 706 00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:29,940 ♪ I barely exist 707 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:34,845 ♪ I'm trying harder than I did before ♪ 708 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:38,215 ♪ I've got so much life to live ♪ 709 00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:41,452 ♪ I've got so much life to live ♪ 710 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:44,121 - Charlie. 711 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:46,357 (soft knocking on door) 712 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,925 Charlie, you home? 713 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:50,795 (dramatic music) 714 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:56,334 Charlie. 715 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:01,372 Charlie. 716 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,715 Charlie, you home? 717 00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:15,653 - Oh, shit. 718 00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:19,357 I knew there was something suicidal about your happiness. 719 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,591 Oh, okay. 720 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:22,593 Okay, no exit wound. 721 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:25,863 God, you're still alive. 722 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,098 You fuck, Charlie. 723 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:27,898 - What, Bob? - Look at me. 724 00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:29,300 Look at me, look at me carefully. 725 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,735 Tell me, Charlie, what did you take? 726 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,603 What did you take? - Stop shaking my head. 727 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:33,938 - What did you take tell me? 728 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:37,808 - Six cups of coffee and like a pack of energy drinks. 729 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,078 - What are you trying to do 730 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:42,480 give yourself a heart attack? 731 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,883 - No, I took your advice, and I'm writing a book. 732 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,858 - You're writing a book on how to be happy. 733 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,693 - Holly made me happy, Bobby. 734 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,995 So I wanna make other people happy too. 735 00:39:57,995 --> 00:40:00,431 Do you think you can show it to your boss? 736 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:04,135 - Well, we really only focus on fiction, but... 737 00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:08,639 With a smile on your face there is nothing in this world 738 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,975 that you can't accomplish. 739 00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:13,878 Well, you might be okay on that front. 740 00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:16,313 (upbeat music) 741 00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:17,848 - Beautiful day, isn't it? 742 00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:19,116 - It sure is. 743 00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:32,730 I just wanna say that 744 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:34,965 I think, your new attitude is great. 745 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:38,169 You're like a new person since you've been back, 746 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:39,837 a true joy to be around. 747 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:41,772 - Thank you. 748 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,975 - And even after seeing the love of your life 749 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:49,480 obliterated by an SUV, I mean, it's just so inspiring. 750 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:52,049 And not only have you been able to hold it together, 751 00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:57,188 but it seems you found a real sense of genuine happiness. 752 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,994 - Smile and the whole world smiles with you, right? 753 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:11,235 (elevator door chiming) 754 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:24,648 - [Man In Black] You getting off man? 755 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,718 - Yes, thank you for reminding me. 756 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:39,029 Going up? 757 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:40,764 - Um, yeah. 758 00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:46,604 - Beautiful morning, isn't it? 759 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,815 (heavy sighing) 760 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:08,292 - Spencer] Mr. Kane, I was told I could find you in here? 761 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:10,628 - Sir, going over the challenges 762 00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:12,730 that research sent over, sir. 763 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:13,664 - [Spencer] For the past two hours, 764 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:14,832 I hear. - Yeah. 765 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,670 (sighing) I'm just struggling 766 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:23,574 with how to address the past incidents. 767 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:28,779 I read all about the benefits of nuclear energy, 768 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,549 but I have to include the reference 769 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,717 to the study at the old Zion plant 770 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,786 that shows elevated levels of radiation 771 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:38,722 that's harmful to both humans and the environment. 772 00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:43,894 That just seems to blow the whole conceit. 773 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,200 Your problem, Charlie, is you're letting 774 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,703 the past get in the way of progress. 775 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:57,107 You need to spend sometime with the new research. 776 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,812 Nuclear energy emits none of the harmful pollutants 777 00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:04,982 generated by fossil fuels, 778 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:07,585 and advances in technology mean that 779 00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:12,122 past incidents are exactly that, 780 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:13,223 things of the past. 781 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,060 The past is past, Charlie. 782 00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,897 The unfortunate incidents of yesterday 783 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,899 are only harmful in one way. 784 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,805 They stop us from the progress towards a brighter future. 785 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,741 Ignore them. 786 00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:38,115 Omit any reference to the Zion study, 787 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:43,887 and nothing but blue skies from now on. 788 00:43:58,702 --> 00:43:59,937 - Hey, Charlie. 789 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,072 So I pulled a few strings. 790 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,141 Look I can't promise anything. 791 00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:08,846 I think, my boss will read your happy book. 792 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,019 Well, I'm sorry you're having trouble 793 00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,654 pulling it all together. 794 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:20,124 Something off about it. 795 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:25,029 Why it wouldn't be the first time an author had to 796 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:27,665 scrap a book because of a faulty premise. 797 00:44:30,434 --> 00:44:33,404 It would be truly terrible, Charlie, it would be. 798 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:35,439 Okay, well, hang in there. 799 00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:36,674 Alright, bye, bye. 800 00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:43,947 (upbeat music) 801 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:23,787 ♪ I barely exist 802 00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:27,691 ♪ I barely exist 803 00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:32,596 ♪ I'm trying harder than I could before ♪ 804 00:45:32,596 --> 00:45:35,833 ♪ I've got so much life to live ♪ 805 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:41,205 ♪ I've got so much life to live ♪ 806 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:46,076 ♪ I'm reaching harder - Hey, Reese, remember me? 807 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:47,845 Good to see you how you doing, all right. 808 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:49,113 ♪ Life was short 809 00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:53,250 ♪ Oh, you said life was short 810 00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:57,988 - Charlie. 811 00:45:57,988 --> 00:45:58,989 - [Charlie] Hello. 812 00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:01,558 - Hey, it's Jackson. 813 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:02,493 Holly's ex-boyfriend. 814 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,862 We met at the coffee shop. 815 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:07,164 Then at the funeral. 816 00:46:08,332 --> 00:46:12,436 You gave a great speech by the way, very heartfelt. 817 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:17,141 - I'm sorry who's funeral did you say this was? 818 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:19,343 - Holly's. 819 00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:22,880 - Geez, I'm sorry man, but you must have me 820 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,382 confused with someone else. 821 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,553 - Yeah, but wait your name is Charlie, right? 822 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:31,321 - Small world. 823 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:37,161 - Yeah, I mean, but you look exactly like him. 824 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:40,697 - I'm sorry I don't know who you're talking about. 825 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:41,899 But have a good day. 826 00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:43,267 - No, but. - Yeah. 827 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:45,435 Have a good day. 828 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:54,178 - Look, I appreciate you reading it, I really do. 829 00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:55,846 'Cause Charlie's gone through. 830 00:46:55,846 --> 00:46:57,347 He's gone through a lot lately. 831 00:46:57,347 --> 00:47:02,052 I promised him you'd at least give it a look, so thank you. 832 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:06,957 - No, I appreciate you bringing it to my attention. 833 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,458 This could be a hit. 834 00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:12,296 Why it's a positive declaration for uncertain times. 835 00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:17,401 - This. - This. 836 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:19,369 - A hit. - A hit. 837 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,939 The title may be a little too long. 838 00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:26,543 I'm thinking simply Get Happy. 839 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:28,245 Yeah, Get Happy. 840 00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:30,514 But I'm putting it on the fast track. 841 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,116 - The fast track. 842 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,029 (heavy groaning) 843 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:48,632 - It's a book. - It's a book. 844 00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,480 - You seem like a generally unhappy person. 845 00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:09,653 (peoples voices overlapping) 846 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,258 Miss, how would you like to 847 00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:17,761 turn your morbid existence into a happy one? 848 00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:20,397 (loud smack) 849 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,568 - I just wanna say that 850 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:29,673 I'm happy for you, and the book is good. 851 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:35,445 I think, that it will help people. 852 00:48:37,147 --> 00:48:40,150 (heavy sighing) 853 00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:48,392 - Why do you keep reading it? 854 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:49,993 I mean, it's already printed. 855 00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:52,562 I mean, you can't change it. 856 00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:55,399 - Yeah, but I can still change, Charlie. 857 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:56,566 - But why. 858 00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:58,602 He's actually engaging in conversation 859 00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:01,538 that doesn't revolve around a complaint. 860 00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,307 He's making eye contact. 861 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:06,343 He finally seems like a real person. 862 00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:10,180 - He's anything but real. 863 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,482 There's nothing real in here. 864 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:17,587 It's no deeper than your average romantic comedy. 865 00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:22,059 - People like romantic comedies. 866 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,330 - Yeah, delusional woman, who think Colin Firth 867 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:29,700 will love her and her five cats equally. 868 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,034 Not gonna happen. 869 00:49:31,034 --> 00:49:33,136 - You know, there's nothing wrong with Charlie. 870 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,304 - There's something right 871 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:37,240 with Charlie that's terribly wrong. 872 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,876 - I realize that it's odd that Charlie 873 00:49:39,876 --> 00:49:41,278 is so happy after Holly's death. 874 00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:43,213 But a lot of what he says makes sense. 875 00:49:43,213 --> 00:49:45,415 Did you ever consider that maybe 876 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:48,318 Charlie's happiness making you so comfortable 877 00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,388 is because you're not familiar with happiness yourself? 878 00:49:58,228 --> 00:50:02,532 - Why is everyone so obsessed with being happy? 879 00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:10,240 - I have to hand it to you, Charlie 880 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,476 you're on quite a hot streak. 881 00:50:12,476 --> 00:50:13,410 - Yeah, the books doing pretty well. 882 00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:15,379 - Pretty well, it's on fire, 883 00:50:15,379 --> 00:50:19,182 and I got a call from the head of Nuclear Now PAC 884 00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:20,917 who wanted to personally say 885 00:50:20,917 --> 00:50:24,087 how much he loves your Prop 92 work. 886 00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,922 Whatever you did with that 887 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:27,858 keep doing with this. 888 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,960 - It's just heart and soul, sir. 889 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,228 - Heart and soul. 890 00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:35,332 BS, no matter what you call it it's gold. 891 00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:39,136 The waste produced from the reactors will be buried so deep, 892 00:50:39,136 --> 00:50:41,838 suppressed so far down into the imperceptible 893 00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:44,608 subterranean cavities that it will pose no threat 894 00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:48,278 to ourselves or to our communities in the future. 895 00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:51,815 Fuck if I know if that's true, but it sounds great. 896 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:05,328 - Give me a fucking break! 897 00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:09,533 No, no, no, no, no, listen to this plot. 898 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:11,301 This is totally unbelievable. 899 00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:13,437 Okay, this girl meets a guy, 900 00:51:13,437 --> 00:51:15,572 and they fall in love, okay. 901 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:16,973 This girl's high school sweetheart 902 00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:18,442 comes back from Afghanistan. 903 00:51:18,442 --> 00:51:22,579 The dude she just met deploys to Afghanistan, okay. 904 00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:25,315 Now she starts dating the old boyfriend. 905 00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:28,418 But the other guy he comes back from Afghanistan, 906 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:31,354 and now she's gotta choose between the two of them. 907 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:34,491 - Well, so who did she end up choosing? 908 00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:37,294 - This is the truly unbelievable part. 909 00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,763 The guy understands, okay, 910 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:42,666 and says to the girl that the time that they spent together, 911 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:45,969 while fleeting, will always be with him 912 00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:50,807 because she taught him to love. 913 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:53,543 You believe that shit? 914 00:51:54,978 --> 00:51:57,114 - Why is that so unbelievable? 915 00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:02,052 - What, people don't behave like that 916 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,920 when they get broken up with. 917 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,788 They get pissed. 918 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,056 They get depressed. 919 00:52:06,056 --> 00:52:07,457 They get suicidal. 920 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:09,993 I mean, especially a guy who just got back from Afghanistan 921 00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:11,361 who's been there for six months 922 00:52:11,361 --> 00:52:13,463 getting his brain routed around with IEDs. 923 00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:16,933 Probably has like 18 concussions, PTSD. 924 00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:19,102 People don't move on like that. 925 00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:21,905 It just doesn't happen, right? 926 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:23,840 - I don't know. 927 00:52:24,941 --> 00:52:27,377 Bobby, I think, it's believable. 928 00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:30,180 - Sounds believable to you. 929 00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:32,916 Am I fucking crazy? 930 00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:36,153 Am I the only one who doesn't believe this fantasy? 931 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,688 - Fantasy, I mean, there aren't any 932 00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:41,525 sentient robots or talking fish in the story. 933 00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:44,327 Everything you described is possible, 934 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,263 and it's probably happened one way 935 00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:47,964 or another countless times. 936 00:52:47,964 --> 00:52:49,533 - Countless times. 937 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:52,269 - The only thing that keeps scenarios 938 00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:54,538 like you described from happening, 939 00:52:54,538 --> 00:52:56,940 are self-indulgent insecurities. 940 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:01,945 (soft chuckling) 941 00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:04,481 - Fan-fucking-tastic. 942 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:06,416 I'll tell you what if I ever need to know 943 00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:09,019 the answers to life's complex problems, 944 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,153 Charlie, I got you to call. 945 00:53:10,153 --> 00:53:12,022 You're the man, right? 946 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,192 (heavy sighing) 947 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,561 - You should probably stop swearing, buddy. 948 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,829 It's not becoming of you. 949 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:21,731 - Stop swearing. 950 00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:23,567 Yeah, okay, this is coming from the guy 951 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,769 that coined the term ass-face. 952 00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:27,304 (door slamming) 953 00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:28,638 I mean, do you believe him. 954 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:30,707 We gotta do something he's intolerable. 955 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:33,343 - No, I think, someone's intolerable, 956 00:53:33,343 --> 00:53:35,278 but I don't think it's Charlie. 957 00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:37,447 - Me! 958 00:53:37,447 --> 00:53:39,549 You're saying I'm intolerable. 959 00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:43,386 Jesus fucking Christ. 960 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:46,389 (door slamming) 961 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:50,760 Look I need you to help me save Charlie. 962 00:53:51,828 --> 00:53:52,796 - From what? 963 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:54,764 He seems to be doing just fine to me 964 00:53:54,764 --> 00:53:57,033 despite the whole dead girlfriend thing. 965 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,537 Didn't he write that book that everyone's talking about? 966 00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:04,407 - Yeah, and it's selling too. 967 00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:05,775 He's happy all the time. 968 00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:08,612 He's walking around smiling and whatnot. 969 00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:10,313 - Sounds like we need to ask fast 970 00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:12,515 before he enjoys one more minute of that 971 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:14,918 happy successful existence. 972 00:54:16,353 --> 00:54:18,955 - And I get what you're saying, okay, I really do. 973 00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:21,858 But, like it's Charlie. 974 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:25,262 You know how they're bad drunks. 975 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,898 Yeah, Charlie is a bad happy person. 976 00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:34,271 - So what, you want me to help you make him miserable again. 977 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:38,375 - Oh, yes, exactly yes. 978 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:39,809 You guys went out on your date, okay. 979 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:42,512 Now I know it didn't go well, but he was into you. 980 00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:45,248 Now if you go out again, it'll stir up those old feelings, 981 00:54:45,248 --> 00:54:48,918 maybe, and he'll return to his old self. 982 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:51,655 Plus, you're kind of. 983 00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:54,391 - I'm kind of what? 984 00:54:55,158 --> 00:54:57,527 - I don't know you're... 985 00:54:58,662 --> 00:55:00,163 You don't seem that well-adjusted. 986 00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,565 You know, you're kind of like sulky. 987 00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:04,968 I think, you'd be a depressive influence on him. 988 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:08,605 - Wow, you really know how to charm a girl. 989 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:12,542 - Listen, we need to make him normal again, okay 990 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:15,745 before he infects more people with his unholy optimism. 991 00:55:15,745 --> 00:55:17,580 It's not him. - I'm sorry, Bobby. 992 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:21,117 My life is complicated enough without adding this 993 00:55:21,117 --> 00:55:22,819 endeavor into the equation. 994 00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:41,471 (upbeat music) 995 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,552 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 996 00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:57,053 - It was inconsiderate of me. 997 00:55:57,053 --> 00:56:00,090 I was being self-indulgent, and being self-indulgent 998 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:03,993 always results in inconveniencing and hurting others. 999 00:56:05,729 --> 00:56:07,764 After you. - No, after you. 1000 00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:08,965 - That's very kind of you man. 1001 00:56:08,965 --> 00:56:11,234 It'd be really nice if you went first. 1002 00:56:11,234 --> 00:56:12,802 - I insist, you go. 1003 00:56:12,802 --> 00:56:14,671 - It'd make me really if you went first. 1004 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:17,073 - It would make me really happy if you go first. 1005 00:56:17,073 --> 00:56:18,541 - It would make me happy, 1006 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,710 if one of you guys fucking moved! 1007 00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:33,189 - Please accept this flower, 1008 00:56:33,189 --> 00:56:36,726 and join us for the first ever Get Happyning, 1009 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,595 a night of good vibes, great food, 1010 00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,029 and even better company. 1011 00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:49,272 It's gonna be a blast. 1012 00:56:49,272 --> 00:56:50,540 I'll see you there. 1013 00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:53,777 Hi, please accept this flower. 1014 00:56:58,014 --> 00:57:01,084 - Is it me or has this city gone completely insane? 1015 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:04,788 - [Victoria] Sweetie, are you having a tough morning, hmm? 1016 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,056 How can I help? 1017 00:57:07,891 --> 00:57:08,825 Yeah. 1018 00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:23,773 - Okay, I'm in. 1019 00:57:23,773 --> 00:57:25,708 What do you need me to do? 1020 00:57:27,677 --> 00:57:29,746 - After you? - Thank you. 1021 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,450 - I'm so glad that you called. 1022 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,552 With my book and the Prop 92 vote, 1023 00:57:35,552 --> 00:57:37,654 I really haven't had time to socialize. 1024 00:57:37,654 --> 00:57:40,089 - Well, I have our whole day planned. 1025 00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:42,759 First, we're gonna go see a new exhibit at the Mocha, 1026 00:57:42,759 --> 00:57:44,894 then lunch, then I'm going to take you to 1027 00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:47,063 one of my favorite spots in the city. 1028 00:57:47,997 --> 00:57:49,199 - Sounds delightful. 1029 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:51,000 (cynical giggling) 1030 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,736 (somber music) 1031 00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:09,586 - The media anesthetizes the reality of violent crime. 1032 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:22,832 If we continue to ignore these brutalities, 1033 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,568 society will continue to crumble. 1034 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:28,705 So, will we. 1035 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:42,218 - Hmm. 1036 00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:43,253 - Ready for lunch? 1037 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:51,895 - Thank you, sir. 1038 00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:56,165 - We get to eat after we're done. 1039 00:58:56,165 --> 00:58:58,234 - Oh, I don't think I'll be hungry. 1040 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,871 Helping these people is nourishment enough. 1041 00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:17,086 - Coming here always reminds me that no matter 1042 00:59:17,086 --> 00:59:19,622 how good things get for people like us, 1043 00:59:19,622 --> 00:59:22,325 there's always people in need who go unnoticed. 1044 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:26,996 It's just too easy to ignore the bad in life. 1045 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:37,807 - Now this is truly inspiring. 1046 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:43,079 - That is why I come here to get inspired 1047 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:47,584 to do something about all the pollutants 1048 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,586 that we're dumping into our river. 1049 00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:53,122 (somber music) 1050 00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:58,995 These man-made monoliths we're awed by them, 1051 00:59:58,995 --> 01:00:00,930 but we're completely ignoring the fact 1052 01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:02,732 that their construction contributes 1053 01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:05,001 to the destruction of the natural world. 1054 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:07,904 - Huh. 1055 01:00:11,341 --> 01:00:13,142 - I like seeing you not smile. 1056 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:17,847 We need to get you to not smile more often. 1057 01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:26,956 Now would be an appropriate time for you to 1058 01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:28,791 try and kiss me. 1059 01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:33,196 - Um... 1060 01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,366 I'm flattered, but 1061 01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,136 I've decided to stop dating. 1062 01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:43,272 - Oh. 1063 01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:46,876 You're taking a break? 1064 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:48,778 - Yeah, no, I'm done forever. 1065 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,515 I've decided to devote myself 1066 01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:54,183 to other people's happiness, 1067 01:00:54,183 --> 01:00:56,285 like a monk devotes hisself to God. 1068 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:03,092 - Oh, that's weird. 1069 01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,428 You don't think you'll, 1070 01:01:06,129 --> 01:01:07,897 I don't know, get lonely? 1071 01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:13,136 - Well, you know, I've decided to get a dog. 1072 01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:18,875 - Uh, my parents actually own a pet shop uptown. 1073 01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:20,743 - Okay. 1074 01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:23,913 - Yeah, she's a cutie. 1075 01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,782 - Yeah, soon as I laid eyes on her 1076 01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:27,417 I knew she was the one for me. 1077 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,052 That's my dog now, hmm-mm. 1078 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:37,126 (dog whimpering) 1079 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:41,764 - So, you really think that 1080 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:43,966 having a dog is gonna compensate for 1081 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:46,269 not having a relationship? 1082 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:49,372 - Yeah, turns a new life. 1083 01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:52,208 Just as monks renounce physical pleasure 1084 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:54,944 and devotion to God, I've renounced-- 1085 01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:57,080 (bird chirping) 1086 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,815 - [Abby] You renounce what? 1087 01:01:59,682 --> 01:02:02,351 (somber music) 1088 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,588 (bird chirping) 1089 01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,223 - Come on, Yellow. 1090 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,760 Fly back in the cage. 1091 01:02:11,694 --> 01:02:12,895 No, Yellow! 1092 01:02:16,432 --> 01:02:17,800 Don't leave me. 1093 01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:20,603 Mom. 1094 01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:23,439 (bird chirping) 1095 01:02:26,976 --> 01:02:28,511 - Is something the matter? 1096 01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:33,316 - I've renounced corporal pleasures 1097 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:36,819 in the devotion to helping other people. 1098 01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:39,789 That's what I do I get them happy. 1099 01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,126 I can't take on the burden of a dog right now. 1100 01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:46,295 So, I'm sorry I just gotta. 1101 01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:49,165 (dog whimpering) 1102 01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:52,068 - Don't you want your credit card? 1103 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,570 - Nope, it'll only allow me to live well beyond my means, 1104 01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:57,006 which will inevitably lead to debt and misery. 1105 01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:58,875 So have a wonderful day. 1106 01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:00,009 - Charlie. 1107 01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:03,780 Charlie, wait. 1108 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,981 - Abby! 1109 01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:07,683 Sorry, Abby, look with all my obligations, 1110 01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:09,819 I cannot get a dog right now, okay. 1111 01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:11,187 - Forget about the dog. 1112 01:03:12,488 --> 01:03:14,457 I may not have had someone close to me die, 1113 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,092 but that doesn't mean I don't know what it's like 1114 01:03:16,092 --> 01:03:17,960 to lose someone. (gentle music) 1115 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,796 I know what it's like to lose the one person 1116 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,931 who can just by appearing before you 1117 01:03:21,931 --> 01:03:24,934 without a word spoken make your day. 1118 01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:27,003 Just looking into their eyes 1119 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:29,172 and knowing that they're as happy to see you 1120 01:03:29,172 --> 01:03:31,874 as you are to see them, 1121 01:03:31,874 --> 01:03:34,210 I know what it's like to lose that person, 1122 01:03:35,511 --> 01:03:37,680 and I know how hard it can be to open yourself up 1123 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,081 after a loss like that. 1124 01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:43,286 I liked you that night we went out. 1125 01:03:43,953 --> 01:03:45,121 I still do. 1126 01:03:46,722 --> 01:03:47,690 What happened to Holly was-- 1127 01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:48,825 - Don't. 1128 01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:55,898 - What happened was horrible. 1129 01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:59,435 But don't lock yourself away. 1130 01:03:59,435 --> 01:04:02,171 (bird chirping) 1131 01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:09,145 - Have a wonderful day, Abby. 1132 01:04:20,623 --> 01:04:22,091 Ugh! 1133 01:04:22,091 --> 01:04:25,161 (dramatic music) 1134 01:04:26,896 --> 01:04:28,030 Ah! 1135 01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:53,589 (cynical chuckling) 1136 01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:07,470 - [Fan] Today, ladies and gentlemen, Charles Kane. 1137 01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:10,373 (crowd cheering) 1138 01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:22,285 - I'm. 1139 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:32,561 - Young man your words have given me hope. 1140 01:05:32,561 --> 01:05:36,299 Since my husband passed, I've been all alone in this world. 1141 01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:40,903 All I had was the Real Housewives of New York and my son. 1142 01:05:40,903 --> 01:05:43,372 But he's always been trying to put me in the nursing home 1143 01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:46,642 telling me I was too old to live on my home. 1144 01:05:46,642 --> 01:05:49,045 I was just about to give in, 1145 01:05:49,045 --> 01:05:50,846 and then I read your book. 1146 01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:54,483 And I realized he was a selfish ass just like his father, 1147 01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:57,620 and I stopped returning his phone calls. 1148 01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,056 And now without his negative influence, 1149 01:06:00,056 --> 01:06:01,357 I can devote myself to the more 1150 01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:04,560 positive things in life, like, 1151 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,661 like, um, 1152 01:06:07,830 --> 01:06:10,399 the Real Housewives of New York. 1153 01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:13,970 - Thank you, Martha. - Thank you. 1154 01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,874 - And I wanna say that your book 1155 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,511 made me realize I wasn't happy merely making a living; 1156 01:06:22,511 --> 01:06:25,481 that I should follow my true passion, 1157 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:28,417 which is getting my Ghostbusters three script, 1158 01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:32,154 Ghostbusters three Ghostbustin', produced. 1159 01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:35,124 You inspired me to quit my job 1160 01:06:35,124 --> 01:06:36,859 and put all my energy into getting it made. 1161 01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:39,328 I even found the number to Bill Murray's talent agency, 1162 01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:42,732 and recently I sent in the script. 1163 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,400 I'm just waiting to hear back. 1164 01:06:48,738 --> 01:06:49,739 - I'm. 1165 01:06:49,739 --> 01:06:52,641 (dramatic music) 1166 01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:00,449 I'm. 1167 01:07:04,787 --> 01:07:08,557 I'm humbled to hear that my book has inspired you all. 1168 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:13,095 (crowd cheering) 1169 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,434 - Hey, Charlie. 1170 01:07:19,268 --> 01:07:20,269 - [Charlie] Sarah. 1171 01:07:20,269 --> 01:07:22,004 - Hey. - Hey. 1172 01:07:22,004 --> 01:07:23,939 Hmm, how you doing? 1173 01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:24,907 - I'm good. 1174 01:07:24,907 --> 01:07:26,108 - What are you doing? 1175 01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:28,878 - Uh, that was a really great speech you gave. 1176 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,146 - Huh, you were inside. 1177 01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:31,113 - Yeah, I was in the back. 1178 01:07:31,113 --> 01:07:32,348 - Charlie. 1179 01:07:32,348 --> 01:07:34,583 - Whoa, oh, oh, hey. 1180 01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,252 - Great speech. - Good to see you. 1181 01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:38,687 - It was so, like, inspiring. 1182 01:07:38,687 --> 01:07:39,922 Yeah. 1183 01:07:39,922 --> 01:07:41,190 Okay, I gotta run. - Okay. 1184 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:43,325 - So I'll see you at the Grind, yeah. 1185 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:45,995 - She's a happy person. 1186 01:07:45,995 --> 01:07:49,799 - Yeah, and she's very vocal about it. 1187 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:54,170 Um, so I read your book. 1188 01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:56,172 - You did. - Yeah. 1189 01:07:56,172 --> 01:07:58,774 - And it kind of got me thinking 1190 01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:01,477 especially about the removing 1191 01:08:01,477 --> 01:08:03,646 negative things from your life. 1192 01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:07,349 - It is all about coming to that realization. 1193 01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,885 - Yeah, yeah. 1194 01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:13,222 If only we could get Bobby to come to that realization. 1195 01:08:16,659 --> 01:08:17,593 Well. - Okay. 1196 01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,696 See you later. 1197 01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,866 (door creaking) 1198 01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:25,634 (somber music) 1199 01:08:25,634 --> 01:08:27,369 - Sarah, I'm home. 1200 01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:32,174 You wanna get food? 1201 01:08:32,174 --> 01:08:34,310 ♪ I felt the streets 1202 01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:35,978 - Oh, I'm starving. 1203 01:08:35,978 --> 01:08:39,548 (heavy sighing) 1204 01:08:39,548 --> 01:08:40,516 What a day. 1205 01:08:43,219 --> 01:08:47,823 ♪ I sit around compromises something ♪ 1206 01:08:49,758 --> 01:08:53,062 - [Sarah] I'm sorry I couldn't do this in person. 1207 01:08:53,062 --> 01:08:55,297 I don't think I could have. 1208 01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:57,166 Your charms always have a way of making me 1209 01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:59,335 a believer in the status quo. 1210 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:03,105 But it's become clear to me 1211 01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:05,908 that this is something I need. 1212 01:09:05,908 --> 01:09:07,376 Say what you will about Charlie, 1213 01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:10,312 but at least he's making an effort to be happy. 1214 01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:14,450 For a while now I felt we've been with each other 1215 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:16,452 so we wouldn't be miserable instead of 1216 01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:19,555 because we make each other happy. 1217 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:22,658 I don't know if you make me happy or not. 1218 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:26,428 I do know that I need time on my own to figure that out. 1219 01:09:33,302 --> 01:09:37,273 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh (heavy sighing) 1220 01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:38,941 - Son of a bitch. 1221 01:09:41,277 --> 01:09:44,413 - Vote Prop 92 help endorse clean energy. 1222 01:09:44,413 --> 01:09:46,615 Endorse Prop 92 today. 1223 01:09:46,615 --> 01:09:47,716 Vote Prop 92. 1224 01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:49,752 Alright come in from the cold. 1225 01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:52,555 Sir, sir, sir, vote Prop 92 today. 1226 01:09:52,555 --> 01:09:53,756 Well, if you're not gonna vote, at least 1227 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:57,059 smile and have a beautiful day, yeah. 1228 01:09:57,059 --> 01:09:58,360 Bob? 1229 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,196 Buddy, you gonna vote? 1230 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,398 I mean, I need all the help I can get. 1231 01:10:02,398 --> 01:10:03,799 - Not today, Charlie, not today. 1232 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,734 - Well, come inside, come inside come on. 1233 01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:08,537 Get out rain at least, talk to me for a second. 1234 01:10:08,537 --> 01:10:09,471 Come on. 1235 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:13,943 (heavy sighing) 1236 01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:16,345 You okay, what's going on? 1237 01:10:19,982 --> 01:10:21,217 (heavy sighing) 1238 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,818 - Sarah left me last night. 1239 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:28,490 - Oh, no, what happened? 1240 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,260 - I don't know, man. 1241 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,394 I don't know. 1242 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,030 She's not happy. 1243 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,933 I don't know something, I don't know. 1244 01:10:39,034 --> 01:10:42,338 - Well, if Sarah's not happy with the relationship, 1245 01:10:42,338 --> 01:10:44,440 then it's best that it ends now, right? 1246 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,475 You'll see it'll be a good thing. 1247 01:10:46,475 --> 01:10:49,245 - No, it won't, Charlie! 1248 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:51,013 The woman I love more than anything 1249 01:10:51,013 --> 01:10:53,382 walked out on me last night! 1250 01:10:53,382 --> 01:10:54,917 There's nothing good about it! 1251 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,552 - Look I can understand that it may be 1252 01:10:56,552 --> 01:10:58,821 a little hard for you to see the good in this right now. 1253 01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:01,523 But with time it'll be for the best. 1254 01:11:01,523 --> 01:11:03,826 - What are you talking about? 1255 01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:06,262 Everything can't be good, Charlie! 1256 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,631 Everything can't be for the best! 1257 01:11:09,365 --> 01:11:11,267 Life isn't a utopia 1258 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:13,936 with a never-ending supply of happy endings! 1259 01:11:16,839 --> 01:11:20,576 Man, sometimes in life things just suck. 1260 01:11:21,677 --> 01:11:22,845 There's nothing you can do about it. 1261 01:11:22,845 --> 01:11:24,647 - There's plenty you can do about it. 1262 01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:27,182 - Yeah, well, guess what I'm not like you, okay. 1263 01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:29,885 I can't forget about the most important person in my life 1264 01:11:29,885 --> 01:11:32,788 because it hurts too much to remember her. 1265 01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:35,658 You didn't mention Holly's name once in your book 1266 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:37,760 or your mom. 1267 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,495 You know what, man, I mean it's like 1268 01:11:39,495 --> 01:11:41,797 you haven't even said her name since the funeral. 1269 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,034 - You know what I think, I think, 1270 01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,402 that you should re-read my book, 1271 01:11:46,402 --> 01:11:48,537 but this time with a more opened mind. 1272 01:11:48,537 --> 01:11:50,105 - Holly, Charlie! 1273 01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:51,540 Holly! 1274 01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:56,845 She was hit by an SUV right in front of your eyes, man. 1275 01:11:57,913 --> 01:11:59,014 Come on doesn't that depress the hell out of you? 1276 01:11:59,014 --> 01:12:00,382 - Alright, Bob, that's great, but listen 1277 01:12:00,382 --> 01:12:01,550 why don't you start attending my Happyings? 1278 01:12:01,550 --> 01:12:03,419 You know, you can grow into a person, 1279 01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:05,187 with time a more happy person, 1280 01:12:05,187 --> 01:12:06,422 that Sarah would actually wanna date. 1281 01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:07,956 A happy person, right? 1282 01:12:07,956 --> 01:12:09,458 - Okay, so is that what you wanna do? 1283 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,160 You wanna make me happy? - I'd want nothing more. 1284 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,462 - Oh, you do, okay. - Yeah. 1285 01:12:13,462 --> 01:12:16,565 - There that made me happy. 1286 01:12:17,933 --> 01:12:18,867 - Bobby. 1287 01:12:20,069 --> 01:12:24,139 Bobby, I sincerely hope that you find happiness someday. 1288 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,876 But right now I need to practice what I preach, 1289 01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:29,578 and I can't be friends with someone 1290 01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:33,215 who has a negative influence on my life, okay. 1291 01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:34,316 All right. 1292 01:12:34,316 --> 01:12:36,151 Hey, vote Prop 92 today. 1293 01:12:36,151 --> 01:12:38,721 - Okay. - Vote Prop 92 today. 1294 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:40,856 - Have a great day. - Have a smile. 1295 01:12:41,724 --> 01:12:44,827 - Your happiness is appalling. 1296 01:12:44,827 --> 01:12:46,495 Appalling! 1297 01:12:46,495 --> 01:12:48,130 - It's official by the year 2020 1298 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,733 more than three million residents of the state 1299 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:52,468 will be powered by nuclear energy 1300 01:12:52,468 --> 01:12:54,670 thanks to the passage of Prop 92. 1301 01:12:54,670 --> 01:12:56,271 While ground can't officially (cellphone ringing) 1302 01:12:56,271 --> 01:12:58,140 break for another three years, 1303 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,843 two companies are already moving in on bids 1304 01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:04,113 to construct plants in the southern half of the state. 1305 01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:05,814 - Hey, Mr. Spencer what's up. 1306 01:13:06,982 --> 01:13:08,617 - [Reporter] Saying that it welcomed another source 1307 01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:11,453 of energy to contribute, along with itself, 1308 01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:13,622 to a future of environmentally friendly-- 1309 01:13:13,622 --> 01:13:16,358 - Just happy to help out in my small way, sir. 1310 01:13:16,358 --> 01:13:18,494 - [Reporter] The Chamber of Commerce has weighed in a well, 1311 01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:21,463 stating that any energy source that produces jobs 1312 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:23,465 and powers our future is a good one. 1313 01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:24,933 - Well, thank you, sir. 1314 01:13:26,101 --> 01:13:27,436 I'll see you tomorrow. 1315 01:13:29,505 --> 01:13:31,640 - Not everyone is happy that nuclear energy 1316 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,977 and the waste and risk that comes with it is on its way. 1317 01:13:34,977 --> 01:13:37,279 - This proposition passed on the false premise 1318 01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:39,114 that nuclear energy is safe 1319 01:13:39,114 --> 01:13:41,550 and does not contaminate the communities 1320 01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:43,285 that house the reactors. 1321 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:44,620 This will not stand. 1322 01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:46,088 We filed a grievance with judge-- 1323 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,656 - [Reporter] Do you really think a judge 1324 01:13:47,656 --> 01:13:48,857 is going to consider your-- 1325 01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:51,093 - Excuse me, I haven't finished speaking yet. 1326 01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:53,195 - [Reporter] Is there a precedent for such a-- 1327 01:13:53,195 --> 01:13:56,198 - Why don't you let me finish speaking, all right? 1328 01:13:56,198 --> 01:13:57,699 I am not done yet. 1329 01:13:57,699 --> 01:13:59,802 People are in danger. 1330 01:14:11,413 --> 01:14:14,116 (somber music) 1331 01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:19,688 - You did good. 1332 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,695 The end justifies the means. 1333 01:14:28,430 --> 01:14:30,499 Nothing but blue skies from now on. 1334 01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:45,848 (employee voices overlapping frantically) 1335 01:14:45,848 --> 01:14:47,149 - [Secretary] Hello, Spencer PR. 1336 01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:48,484 Yes, yes please hold. 1337 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,552 - What's going on? - In Mr. Spencer's office. 1338 01:14:50,552 --> 01:14:51,420 - What? - Now! 1339 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:52,488 - Now, okay. 1340 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,289 - Spencer PR. 1341 01:14:54,289 --> 01:14:57,092 (ominous music) 1342 01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:00,629 - You've heard the news. 1343 01:15:01,563 --> 01:15:03,198 - That the bill was passed. 1344 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,468 - The Citizens For Truth and Governance 1345 01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:09,371 have sued the Nuclear Now PAC 1346 01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:12,241 and Spencer and Associates 1347 01:15:13,408 --> 01:15:17,646 for the purposeful suppression of pertinent information 1348 01:15:17,646 --> 01:15:20,782 that would have effected the outcome of the vote. 1349 01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:31,159 - Suppression of what information, sir? 1350 01:15:32,561 --> 01:15:35,230 - You know, the information we suppressed. 1351 01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:39,902 Apparently, a member of the CTG 1352 01:15:39,902 --> 01:15:42,170 is dating a former intern of ours 1353 01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:45,974 who saw a draft of your press release 1354 01:15:45,974 --> 01:15:48,377 which referenced the Zion study. 1355 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,078 She doesn't have a copy, 1356 01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:53,015 so it'll just be a he-said, she-said thing. 1357 01:15:54,149 --> 01:15:57,486 - What is a he-said, she-said thing, sir? 1358 01:15:57,486 --> 01:15:59,187 - The emergency meeting that a judge 1359 01:15:59,187 --> 01:16:00,622 has called for tomorrow. 1360 01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:05,928 Apparently, there could be a re-vote on it 1361 01:16:05,928 --> 01:16:10,032 if he concludes that we misled the public. 1362 01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:15,737 Myself and our legal team have agreed 1363 01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:19,808 on the best approach to this. 1364 01:16:19,808 --> 01:16:22,244 The success of your book has afforded you 1365 01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:26,982 a good deal of goodwill and esteem from the general public, 1366 01:16:26,982 --> 01:16:29,618 and given that both the good name of this company 1367 01:16:29,618 --> 01:16:31,353 and Charlie Kane the author 1368 01:16:31,353 --> 01:16:34,790 would be greatly damaged by a guilty verdict, 1369 01:16:36,391 --> 01:16:40,228 we believe it would be in everyone's best interest 1370 01:16:40,228 --> 01:16:43,398 if you would testify that you knew nothing about 1371 01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:46,635 the Zion study when you wrote that press release. 1372 01:16:51,373 --> 01:16:54,610 - I'm not sure what study you're referring to, sir. 1373 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,744 - Attaboy. 1374 01:16:59,848 --> 01:17:02,751 - I lost my girlfriend because she's not happy, 1375 01:17:02,751 --> 01:17:06,254 and I've lost my best friend because he's too happy. 1376 01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:11,159 Like, whatever happened to good old resigned apathy? 1377 01:17:12,194 --> 01:17:13,128 You know? 1378 01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:19,568 - Hey, did Charlie ever mention having a bird growing up 1379 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,003 a canary maybe? 1380 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,108 - Yeah. 1381 01:17:26,108 --> 01:17:27,275 (bird chirping) 1382 01:17:27,275 --> 01:17:30,545 (somber music) 1383 01:17:30,545 --> 01:17:32,180 His beloved childhood pet 1384 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:34,616 it flew away the day of his mom's funeral. 1385 01:17:34,616 --> 01:17:39,888 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah 1386 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:46,895 ♪ Ah, ah, ah 1387 01:17:47,529 --> 01:17:50,232 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 1388 01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:56,538 - It was like ground zero for his fuck-up-ed-ness. 1389 01:17:56,538 --> 01:17:58,573 - Wait. 1390 01:17:58,573 --> 01:18:00,809 Charlie's mom died when he was young. 1391 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:05,247 I didn't know that. 1392 01:18:05,247 --> 01:18:06,281 - Why would you? 1393 01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:08,417 Everything is great in Charlie's world. 1394 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,919 Everything's fine all the time. 1395 01:18:13,655 --> 01:18:16,458 You know what now that I think of it 1396 01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:19,428 why should we even wake him from this wonderland? 1397 01:18:19,428 --> 01:18:20,762 If he believes he's happy, 1398 01:18:20,762 --> 01:18:23,065 why don't we just let him be happy? 1399 01:18:23,065 --> 01:18:27,402 At what point does his delusion become reality? 1400 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:30,739 - Reality is always reality. 1401 01:18:33,942 --> 01:18:35,077 - You're right. 1402 01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,045 You're right. 1403 01:18:37,045 --> 01:18:39,948 Fuck it, time to go into offensive. 1404 01:18:39,948 --> 01:18:42,951 Make all these people miserable. 1405 01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:45,821 - What are you gonna do? 1406 01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:52,494 - Force the reality down these delusional people's throats. 1407 01:18:56,298 --> 01:18:57,365 Huh? 1408 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:02,738 - I have an idea that might snap Charlie back. 1409 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,806 Let me try that first. 1410 01:19:04,806 --> 01:19:06,208 But if it doesn't work, 1411 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:08,477 go nuclear on those happy fucks. 1412 01:19:14,783 --> 01:19:17,886 (dramatic music) 1413 01:19:47,749 --> 01:19:50,485 (gentle music) 1414 01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:23,084 - Ugh! 1415 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:26,888 (heavy grunting) 1416 01:20:32,527 --> 01:20:35,463 (dramatic music) 1417 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:51,112 (cellphone ringing) 1418 01:20:56,985 --> 01:20:58,854 Charlie Kane. 1419 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,288 - Hey, Charlie. 1420 01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:03,525 - [Charlie] Abby, what a pleasant surprise. 1421 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:06,528 - So I was thinking of going to the Get Happying tonight, 1422 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:08,663 and I wanted to know if you wouldn't mind 1423 01:21:08,663 --> 01:21:10,866 stopping by the pet store to pick me up beforehand? 1424 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,834 (bird chirping) 1425 01:21:12,834 --> 01:21:13,768 - The pet store. - Yeah, there's something 1426 01:21:13,768 --> 01:21:15,904 I wanted you to see anyway. 1427 01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:19,107 - [Charlie] I got a hearing across town 1428 01:21:19,107 --> 01:21:20,275 I'm not sure if I can-- 1429 01:21:20,275 --> 01:21:22,177 - [Abby] It would make me happy if you did. 1430 01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:25,013 - How could I say no to that? 1431 01:21:26,815 --> 01:21:27,949 Okay. 1432 01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,890 - Many here today may recognize you 1433 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,992 as the author of Get Happy. 1434 01:21:36,992 --> 01:21:38,793 It really is a wonderful book, 1435 01:21:38,793 --> 01:21:42,931 an incredible manifesto about how life is inherently good 1436 01:21:42,931 --> 01:21:45,000 and happiness is there for the taking 1437 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,135 if we just choose to see it. 1438 01:21:48,036 --> 01:21:50,272 Now I assume that you haven't 1439 01:21:50,272 --> 01:21:52,908 seen any evidence that would go against this premise 1440 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,509 or you would've cited it in the book? 1441 01:21:54,509 --> 01:21:57,712 - Objection, I fail to see the relevance! 1442 01:21:57,712 --> 01:22:00,282 - Go ahead and answer the question, Mr. Kane. 1443 01:22:01,449 --> 01:22:03,451 - Does the name Patricia Kane mean anything to you? 1444 01:22:03,451 --> 01:22:05,453 - What's this have to do with Prop 92? 1445 01:22:05,453 --> 01:22:08,356 - How is life an inherently good place 1446 01:22:08,356 --> 01:22:10,225 when a young mother has her life cut short 1447 01:22:10,225 --> 01:22:12,193 of cancer at the age of 35? 1448 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:16,765 Not once in the 236 pages of this book 1449 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,600 do you mention her or her death. 1450 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,503 - Objection, I fail to see the relevance! 1451 01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:22,370 - Nor do I. 1452 01:22:22,370 --> 01:22:25,040 Keep things relevant to Prop 92. 1453 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:26,207 - What about Holly Ivy? 1454 01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:27,575 - [Attorney] Objection! 1455 01:22:27,575 --> 01:22:29,177 - [Robbins] Does the name Holly Ivy mean anything to you? 1456 01:22:29,177 --> 01:22:30,312 - [Judge] Mr. Robbins. 1457 01:22:30,312 --> 01:22:32,180 - Did you know with your own eyes 1458 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,815 see Holly pass from this earth? 1459 01:22:33,815 --> 01:22:36,017 - He's badgering the witness! 1460 01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:37,786 - Mr. Robbins! 1461 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,254 You don't have to answer. 1462 01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:44,793 - No, I did not, and that name means nothing to me. 1463 01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:47,996 - [Judge] Move on Mr. Robbins you're on thin ice. 1464 01:22:47,996 --> 01:22:49,397 - He's fantastic. 1465 01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:52,033 Really showed that jerk what being happy is all about. 1466 01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:54,102 - Can't believe the stuff he's saying. 1467 01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:56,371 Like he'd ever lie like that. 1468 01:22:56,371 --> 01:22:58,306 He'd never lie like that, right? 1469 01:23:02,344 --> 01:23:04,779 - "The waste produced will be buried so deep 1470 01:23:04,779 --> 01:23:07,482 "that it will pose no threat," these your words? 1471 01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:08,216 - Yeah. 1472 01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:09,451 - Well, my organization believes 1473 01:23:09,451 --> 01:23:11,920 burying inconvenient toxic materials 1474 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,822 does not protect us from them, 1475 01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,323 that they do not go away, 1476 01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:16,825 that they have to be dealt with. 1477 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:20,195 Now you took an oath to tell the truth, Mr. Kane 1478 01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:22,530 and that time is come. 1479 01:23:22,530 --> 01:23:25,533 Did you know about the Zion study? 1480 01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:28,203 Did you remove it from your press release? 1481 01:23:28,203 --> 01:23:31,272 (dramatic music) 1482 01:23:40,081 --> 01:23:42,183 - No, I did not. 1483 01:23:56,598 --> 01:23:57,265 Shoelace. 1484 01:23:57,265 --> 01:24:00,502 (cellphone ringing) 1485 01:24:01,836 --> 01:24:03,238 Abby. 1486 01:24:03,238 --> 01:24:04,406 - Have you been running? 1487 01:24:04,406 --> 01:24:06,441 - Not today could we skip it. 1488 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:11,413 - No, I really need you to come by, please. 1489 01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:15,917 I have something to show you. 1490 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:18,119 (birds chirping) 1491 01:24:18,119 --> 01:24:19,521 - Okay. 1492 01:24:19,521 --> 01:24:20,455 Okay. 1493 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,761 Fine I'll go to the pet store. 1494 01:24:28,329 --> 01:24:31,733 Why can't she just let me be? 1495 01:24:34,536 --> 01:24:35,470 Just let me be. 1496 01:24:50,185 --> 01:24:53,154 (gentle music) 1497 01:25:26,221 --> 01:25:29,157 (soft sobbing) 1498 01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:42,637 (heavy sobbing) 1499 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,312 - It's okay, it's okay. 1500 01:25:53,715 --> 01:25:54,949 - What? 1501 01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,718 - It's gonna be all right. 1502 01:25:56,718 --> 01:25:57,652 It's okay. 1503 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:08,630 Shh, it's okay. 1504 01:26:09,631 --> 01:26:10,565 It's okay. 1505 01:26:11,933 --> 01:26:12,867 Don't cry. 1506 01:26:14,102 --> 01:26:16,604 - She's (sobbing). - Don't. 1507 01:26:16,604 --> 01:26:17,672 - Don't cry. 1508 01:26:18,606 --> 01:26:19,541 Don't cry. 1509 01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:23,811 (Charlie mumbling) 1510 01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:27,749 (heavy sobbing) 1511 01:26:27,749 --> 01:26:28,683 It's okay. 1512 01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:41,663 - [Charlie] Son of a bitch. 1513 01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:46,501 - Hey, Charlie. 1514 01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,381 - Wow. 1515 01:27:01,516 --> 01:27:03,218 That's a lot of birds. 1516 01:27:05,019 --> 01:27:06,087 Thanks for trying to depress me. 1517 01:27:06,087 --> 01:27:07,322 It's cool of you. 1518 01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:10,592 - You're welcome. 1519 01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:13,595 - Whew. 1520 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:18,199 (gentle music) 1521 01:27:18,199 --> 01:27:19,701 - So, how did it go? 1522 01:27:20,635 --> 01:27:24,872 - If by it you mean the hearing, shitty. 1523 01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:29,444 If you mean life in general, even shittier. 1524 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,014 - You're you again. 1525 01:27:33,014 --> 01:27:33,915 - Yeah. 1526 01:27:35,216 --> 01:27:36,351 Yeah. 1527 01:27:44,225 --> 01:27:46,594 With a smile on your face 1528 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:49,264 there is nothing, nothing 1529 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:52,000 you cannot accomplish, Charlie Kane. 1530 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:53,968 What is wrong with me? 1531 01:27:53,968 --> 01:27:54,969 - Nothing is wrong with you. 1532 01:27:54,969 --> 01:27:56,971 You were just trying to figure it all out 1533 01:27:56,971 --> 01:27:58,273 like the rest of us. 1534 01:28:02,844 --> 01:28:04,045 (heavy sighing) 1535 01:28:04,045 --> 01:28:05,513 - Do you know that canaries are named after the island 1536 01:28:05,513 --> 01:28:07,949 in which they originated, Canary Islands, 1537 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:12,754 and that they're of the finch family. 1538 01:28:12,754 --> 01:28:15,690 Most birds native to North America are of the crow family, 1539 01:28:15,690 --> 01:28:18,393 but canaries they were brought here by 1540 01:28:18,393 --> 01:28:20,662 Spanish sailors in the 1600s 1541 01:28:20,662 --> 01:28:23,298 and don't exist here in the wild. 1542 01:28:24,899 --> 01:28:28,703 - I had no idea you knew so much about birds. 1543 01:28:31,506 --> 01:28:32,774 - Most people don't. 1544 01:28:35,410 --> 01:28:36,577 - Oh, shit. 1545 01:28:38,046 --> 01:28:39,280 - What? 1546 01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:41,816 - No, I'm sorry it's okay if we kiss. 1547 01:28:41,816 --> 01:28:43,184 We have to go to the Get Happying. 1548 01:28:43,184 --> 01:28:44,585 - No, no, no those people are like 1549 01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:46,554 one gentle nudge away from suicide. 1550 01:28:46,554 --> 01:28:48,856 If I go there and open my mouth and say how I really-- 1551 01:28:48,856 --> 01:28:52,026 - You are more help to them now than you ever were before. 1552 01:28:53,561 --> 01:28:56,764 Plus, Bobby's going and not in a good way. 1553 01:29:00,368 --> 01:29:03,571 - (sighing) I told you I didn't wanna come to these anymore. 1554 01:29:03,571 --> 01:29:06,040 - I know, I'm so glad you decided to come. 1555 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,408 - I didn't decide to come. 1556 01:29:07,408 --> 01:29:09,877 You asked me to lunch and then brought me here. 1557 01:29:09,877 --> 01:29:11,879 - Okay, look I know you said you wanted a break 1558 01:29:11,879 --> 01:29:13,581 from Bobby and Charlie and all this. 1559 01:29:13,581 --> 01:29:16,284 Okay, but this Happying it's exactly what you need 1560 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:17,985 now that you're free of Bobby, okay. 1561 01:29:17,985 --> 01:29:22,357 And plus look at these single guys here, yeah. 1562 01:29:22,357 --> 01:29:23,624 Yeah. 1563 01:29:23,624 --> 01:29:25,293 You made the right choice Sarah. 1564 01:29:25,293 --> 01:29:27,962 - Well, Mr. Kane is running a bit late. 1565 01:29:27,962 --> 01:29:29,397 But I'm happy to report that the hearing 1566 01:29:29,397 --> 01:29:31,466 this morning went wonderfully. 1567 01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:35,336 Hopefully Charlie will be here soon. 1568 01:29:35,336 --> 01:29:37,138 Oh, right now. 1569 01:29:37,138 --> 01:29:39,374 (crowd applauding) 1570 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:42,443 (crowd cheering) 1571 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,948 - Just speak from your heart. 1572 01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:51,152 - I'm not sure that's a good idea. 1573 01:30:03,998 --> 01:30:07,268 (gentle music) 1574 01:30:07,268 --> 01:30:10,738 Um. (throat clearing). 1575 01:30:15,176 --> 01:30:16,778 When I was eight, 1576 01:30:18,579 --> 01:30:23,851 my mother was diagnosed with advanced lymphoma. 1577 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,422 She died four months later, 1578 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:33,628 and early this year my girlfriend Holly 1579 01:30:34,695 --> 01:30:37,532 was struck and killed by an SUV. 1580 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:41,068 The reason I'm telling you this is not because 1581 01:30:41,068 --> 01:30:44,439 I enjoy talking about it or remembering it. 1582 01:30:48,409 --> 01:30:50,044 But it's because it's reality. 1583 01:30:51,212 --> 01:30:52,680 Holly once told me 1584 01:30:54,682 --> 01:30:56,951 that to be happy 1585 01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:59,787 you need to focus on the positive. 1586 01:31:01,222 --> 01:31:02,156 That's true. 1587 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:05,693 But focusing on the positive 1588 01:31:05,693 --> 01:31:08,062 doesn't mean forgetting the negative. 1589 01:31:09,664 --> 01:31:10,965 That's my mistake. 1590 01:31:13,334 --> 01:31:16,971 In order to be happy, to be happy, 1591 01:31:16,971 --> 01:31:20,208 we need to embrace the worst in life. 1592 01:31:21,876 --> 01:31:25,112 We cannot separate the good from the bad. 1593 01:31:25,112 --> 01:31:29,917 They're unescapably inextricably linked. 1594 01:31:31,719 --> 01:31:33,688 The loss of Holly and my mom 1595 01:31:35,356 --> 01:31:36,991 wouldn't have hurt so bad 1596 01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:39,660 if it hadn't been so damn good. 1597 01:31:43,564 --> 01:31:46,501 We have to face our greatest fears 1598 01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:48,736 even though we know they may come true. 1599 01:31:48,736 --> 01:31:52,740 Now my greatest fear is that I'll never be happy. 1600 01:31:53,708 --> 01:31:55,743 If I get even a glimpse of happiness, 1601 01:31:55,743 --> 01:31:57,144 that it'll be taken away 1602 01:31:58,679 --> 01:32:03,684 leaving me with a reality even bleaker than before. 1603 01:32:04,385 --> 01:32:05,820 The fact of the matter is, 1604 01:32:05,820 --> 01:32:08,022 there is not a happy ending for everyone. 1605 01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:11,359 Read any newspaper they're filled with tragic endings. 1606 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,928 The only way to find happiness 1607 01:32:13,928 --> 01:32:16,264 in this cruel fucking world 1608 01:32:16,264 --> 01:32:18,266 is to accept it for what it is, 1609 01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:21,135 accept ourselves for who we are, 1610 01:32:21,135 --> 01:32:23,738 and just do our best. 1611 01:32:30,177 --> 01:32:32,213 (heavy sighing) 1612 01:32:32,213 --> 01:32:33,281 This was a bad idea. 1613 01:32:36,717 --> 01:32:40,221 - [Martha] I'm afraid I might never see my son again. 1614 01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,224 - [Man] I'm afraid no one wants to hear me laugh. 1615 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:44,725 - [Man] I'm afraid that Ghostbusters three, 1616 01:32:44,725 --> 01:32:46,060 Ghostbustin', is no good, 1617 01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:48,729 and that I'm wasting my life on a pipe dream. 1618 01:32:51,599 --> 01:32:55,236 - I'm afraid I made the right choice. 1619 01:32:56,671 --> 01:32:57,805 - Listen, listen. 1620 01:32:58,573 --> 01:32:59,807 Everyone, everyone, listen. 1621 01:32:59,807 --> 01:33:02,276 I have something important to say. 1622 01:33:02,276 --> 01:33:05,079 Charlie Kane is a fraud. 1623 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:06,814 - Huh, Bobby, you don't have to. 1624 01:33:06,814 --> 01:33:09,951 - No, no, no, I cannot sit here anymore idly 1625 01:33:09,951 --> 01:33:12,186 and listen to you assault these people 1626 01:33:12,186 --> 01:33:15,089 with your pleasantries and platitudes. 1627 01:33:15,089 --> 01:33:16,657 - I know, Bobby, seriously just-- 1628 01:33:16,657 --> 01:33:18,659 - No, no, you don't know, okay. 1629 01:33:18,659 --> 01:33:20,328 Let me just say this. 1630 01:33:20,328 --> 01:33:23,164 Everyone, Charlie's life sucks. 1631 01:33:23,831 --> 01:33:25,066 Sorry, Buddy, but it's true. 1632 01:33:25,066 --> 01:33:26,734 When he was eight years old-- - Look, Bobby, look. 1633 01:33:26,734 --> 01:33:28,269 Would you shut the fuck up? 1634 01:33:28,269 --> 01:33:30,738 We've gone through this already, okay. 1635 01:33:30,738 --> 01:33:33,441 (soft gasping) 1636 01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:34,375 (gentle thudding) Ow! 1637 01:33:34,375 --> 01:33:35,810 What the hell is wrong with you! 1638 01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:37,612 - Come here he's back. 1639 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,046 Welcome back, Buddy. 1640 01:33:40,081 --> 01:33:41,349 - [Charlie] Who hits me in the shin? 1641 01:33:41,349 --> 01:33:43,084 Get off me. - Bobby. 1642 01:33:43,084 --> 01:33:44,485 - Yeah. - Everyone was just 1643 01:33:44,485 --> 01:33:47,555 going around and saying what their worst fear was. 1644 01:33:47,555 --> 01:33:48,856 You can go next. 1645 01:33:48,856 --> 01:33:50,725 (heavy sighing) Come on just speak from-- 1646 01:33:50,725 --> 01:33:54,095 - Oh, yeah, I got it speak from the heart I got it. 1647 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:08,376 I guess, I fear that I'm kind of an asshole. 1648 01:34:08,376 --> 01:34:09,310 - Yeah. 1649 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:13,781 - Because of that, 1650 01:34:14,815 --> 01:34:18,419 I pushed away the most beautiful 1651 01:34:18,419 --> 01:34:22,990 and sweet and caring woman that I'll ever meet. 1652 01:34:24,158 --> 01:34:26,927 My biggest fear is that she won't come back. 1653 01:34:28,129 --> 01:34:29,330 (gentle music) 1654 01:34:29,330 --> 01:34:31,899 Now my second greatest fear is that ventriloquist 1655 01:34:31,899 --> 01:34:33,501 dummies will want-- - All right. 1656 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:35,403 You can stop talking now. 1657 01:34:37,271 --> 01:34:40,307 (crowd applauding) 1658 01:34:44,412 --> 01:34:47,415 - Great, everyone's happy now. 1659 01:34:49,016 --> 01:34:51,585 - You know I still owe you dinner. 1660 01:34:51,585 --> 01:34:54,088 - And I still owe you a kiss. 1661 01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:02,897 (upbeat music) 1662 01:35:02,897 --> 01:35:06,534 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1663 01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:10,204 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1664 01:35:10,204 --> 01:35:15,276 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1665 01:35:17,344 --> 01:35:20,748 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1666 01:35:20,748 --> 01:35:24,085 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1667 01:35:24,085 --> 01:35:29,356 (cellphone ringing) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1668 01:35:33,928 --> 01:35:35,362 - Hello, Mr. Spencer. 1669 01:35:36,964 --> 01:35:39,333 Yeah, I'm doing all right. 1670 01:35:41,502 --> 01:35:44,238 No, I don't think I can actually make it in tomorrow 1671 01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:46,874 or the next day or the day after that. 1672 01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:49,510 Sorry. 1673 01:35:51,445 --> 01:35:53,647 Oh, I see, yeah, huh? 1674 01:35:53,647 --> 01:35:55,149 Uh-huh. 1675 01:35:55,149 --> 01:35:56,083 Uh-huh. 1676 01:35:58,619 --> 01:36:01,622 ♪ I know you can find 1677 01:36:01,622 --> 01:36:05,593 ♪ What you're looking for 1678 01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:08,763 ♪ I know you can find 1679 01:36:08,763 --> 01:36:14,568 ♪ What you're looking for 1680 01:36:14,568 --> 01:36:17,738 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1681 01:36:17,738 --> 01:36:21,342 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1682 01:36:21,342 --> 01:36:26,413 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1683 01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:31,919 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1684 01:36:31,919 --> 01:36:35,556 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1685 01:36:35,556 --> 01:36:40,828 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1686 01:36:42,663 --> 01:36:46,066 ♪ When the I's fall on you 1687 01:36:46,066 --> 01:36:47,802 ♪ Now that you've broken through ♪ 1688 01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:49,403 ♪ You can get through each day 1689 01:36:49,403 --> 01:36:54,875 ♪ Knowing you found a way to let go ♪ 1690 01:36:56,811 --> 01:37:00,247 ♪ If the world spins around 1691 01:37:00,247 --> 01:37:02,316 ♪ Never seems to slow down 1692 01:37:02,316 --> 01:37:05,052 ♪ It takes all you've got to hang on ♪ 1693 01:37:05,052 --> 01:37:09,757 ♪ And never let go 1694 01:37:09,757 --> 01:37:12,793 ♪ I know you can find 1695 01:37:12,793 --> 01:37:16,697 ♪ What you're looking for 1696 01:37:16,697 --> 01:37:19,867 ♪ I know you can find 1697 01:37:19,867 --> 01:37:23,804 ♪ What you're looking for 1698 01:37:23,804 --> 01:37:26,974 ♪ I know you can find 1699 01:37:26,974 --> 01:37:30,845 ♪ What you're looking for 1700 01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:34,081 ♪ I know you can find 1701 01:37:34,081 --> 01:37:39,887 ♪ What you're looking for 1702 01:37:39,887 --> 01:37:42,957 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1703 01:37:42,957 --> 01:37:46,594 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1704 01:37:46,594 --> 01:37:49,463 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1705 01:37:54,001 --> 01:37:57,972 ("I Shoulda Just Stayed In Bed") 1706 01:37:57,972 --> 01:38:00,174 ♪ I'm working like a slob 1707 01:38:00,174 --> 01:38:01,976 ♪ At a dead-end job 1708 01:38:01,976 --> 01:38:06,113 ♪ That barely pays the bills 1709 01:38:06,113 --> 01:38:08,148 ♪ All my money's spent 1710 01:38:08,148 --> 01:38:09,950 ♪ I can't make the rent 1711 01:38:09,950 --> 01:38:12,353 ♪ I think I've lost my will 1712 01:38:12,353 --> 01:38:16,357 ♪ And what's the point of going on ♪ 1713 01:38:16,357 --> 01:38:21,662 ♪ When everything is going wrong ♪ 1714 01:38:22,596 --> 01:38:25,566 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 1715 01:38:25,566 --> 01:38:27,635 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1716 01:38:27,635 --> 01:38:30,004 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1717 01:38:30,004 --> 01:38:33,574 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 1718 01:38:33,574 --> 01:38:35,643 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1719 01:38:35,643 --> 01:38:37,978 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1720 01:38:37,978 --> 01:38:41,582 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 1721 01:38:41,582 --> 01:38:43,417 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1722 01:38:43,417 --> 01:38:46,020 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1723 01:38:46,020 --> 01:38:49,556 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 1724 01:38:49,556 --> 01:38:51,659 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1725 01:38:51,659 --> 01:38:56,030 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1726 01:38:56,030 --> 01:38:59,967 ♪ Why even bother 1727 01:38:59,967 --> 01:39:03,938 ♪ I'm getting clobbered 1728 01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,941 ♪ You'll think I'm crazy 1729 01:39:06,941 --> 01:39:09,710 ♪ But it's safer being lazy 1730 01:39:09,710 --> 01:39:13,547 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 1731 01:39:13,547 --> 01:39:15,449 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1732 01:39:15,449 --> 01:39:17,952 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1733 01:39:17,952 --> 01:39:21,555 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 1734 01:39:21,555 --> 01:39:23,390 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1735 01:39:23,390 --> 01:39:25,759 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1736 01:39:25,759 --> 01:39:29,596 ♪ My head's pounding, my feet feel like lead ♪ 1737 01:39:29,596 --> 01:39:31,432 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1738 01:39:31,432 --> 01:39:33,968 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 1739 01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:37,604 ♪ I keep trying but I can't get ahead ♪ 1740 01:39:37,604 --> 01:39:39,473 ♪ Nothing ever changes 1741 01:39:39,473 --> 01:39:43,644 ♪ I shoulda just stayed in bed 116117