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(excited synth music)
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(mechanical whirring)
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(rock music)
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- [JTRO] So the story goes,
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that once upon a yesterday,
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way back in the dry ages,
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ducks ruled the Earf until
some Beat God dude named
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Beat Massa X came down from the
stars
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and brought the blood
sport Beat-Beat Revelation
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and a comet full of booze to our
world.
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He enslaved the ducks with
the fear of being flipped
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straight edge again on the spot.
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Because as we all know, without
no booze,
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they would become un-drunk.
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The Beat Massa descended upon
them with his unstoppable
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army of L Black D's and
187ed the known duck world,
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in what we now know as the Beat
Wars.
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And when da land was sucked dry
of all of her fossil boozies
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the Beat Massa began the cycle
anew.
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The Wet Shit swept across the
land.
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187-ing all the peeps,
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And 911-ing Mother Earf,
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refilling the fossil boozies
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for the new race of enslaved
peeps to mine for him
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all over again.
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Us.
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In the Wastes of the old
world, Beat-Beat Revelation
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is still the only way of life.
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Where the ultimate prize is the
Quatro,
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or booze as it was once known.
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Whoever controls the
Quatro, controls the Wastes.
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And only one Quatro oasis
remains; the FP, our home.
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My name is JTRO.
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I'm a RE-NINJ.
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A Beat Warrior like my father
before me.
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In the many battles we fought,
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beating off the rage fueled
followers of Beat Massa X,
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we lost many loved ones.
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Until I met CHAI-T,
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The Beat Battle Queen from the
Wastes
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who strengthened the FP with
her tribe of Warrior Ninjawas
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and helped us finally
bring peace to the FP.
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Shit was chill.
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We threw some pups.
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Our daughter, CHAI-TRO grew
into a strong young Beat-offer.
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But sadly, due to some health
politics,
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her brother, JR-TRO took
a dirt nap at birth.
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Time passed
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until CHAI-TRO discovered
she could beat through time
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with her feet on her 18th BD.
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She ventured into the past,
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helping us destroy Beat
Massa X's booze comet
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that was poisoning our Earf.
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And together, as a family,
we defeated L DUBBA E.
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Finally eliminating the Beat
Massa's only remaining weapon
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from the Beat Wars.
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But our cycle's time has finally
come.
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The Wet Shit,
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a never ending storm
of sobriety from which
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there ain't no cure,
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has swept across the entire Earf
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and is on the FP's doorstep.
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Can we save the FP in time?
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Or will we become stone cold
sober 4Evz?
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(mechanical whirring)
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(fantasy music)
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- Duck marks the spot.
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- So this is CHAI-QUACK-TICA,
huh?
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- What's left of it.
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- It's thought it would
be a little bit bigger
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considering it used to be the
most advanced civilization
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on Earf or whatevz.
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- Well, it was once upon a long
ago.
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- Yeah. Now no one even
remembers 'em.
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(driving rock-synth music)
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- Ducks marks the spot.
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(driving rock-synth music
continues)
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(musical jingling)
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Follow my beats, carefs.
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(light ringing music)
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- [Announcer] Stank!
Whoopsiedooz!
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Floppy twat step!
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- Balance, yo.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So do you really think what
we're looking for is here?
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- The prophecy was hided
here by the Way Backs.
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And only the descendies of
the Way Backs can find it
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here again.
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- Oh boy.
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(ethereal music)
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Okay, so now what?
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- Two, four, eight.
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Two pads.
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Two peeps.
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- Too easy.
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- Left arrow, right arrow.
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- Interesting.
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- Three, two, one.
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(arrows ringing)
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- Okay, well that sounded good.
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Now what, four?
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- Left arrow, down arrow.
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- Right arrow, up arrow.
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(arrows ringing)
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Okay, I'm picking up
what you're laying down.
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- Copy-roo.
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Eightses.
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- All.
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- All.
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(arrows ringing)
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- [Announcer] Two, four, eight.
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Combo mode unlocked.
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- That means don't miss any.
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- Yeah, I know what that means.
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- [Announcer] Three,
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two,
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one.
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Beat-Beat.
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- Here goes nothing!
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(upbeat synth music)
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Easy. We're on the same team!
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- Then keep up.
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- Ahh, fuck me.
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(upbeat synth music continues)
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- [Announcer] Chill.
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- You gassed?
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- I'm not gassed,
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I'm just breathing.
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- You look gassed.
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- JTRO, my youngling.
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You has finally come.
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- Mom?
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- I am her memzies.
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Left behind to guide y'all
when the time came a-do.
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- Time for what a-do?
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- Your final battle.
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The one that decides the
fate of all our peeps.
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- Stopping the Wet Shit, right,
I know.
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- Faleses.
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There is no stopping the Wet
Shit.
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The Wet Shit is the
planet's defense system
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leading to a wet age that
reboots the Earf
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and refills the Quatro.
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It 187'd the ducks
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as it will y'all if you fails.
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- How do we save our peeps?
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- There is hope. A cure for your
peeps.
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The Fountain of 4Evz,
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where Bloody Quatro brews
with the power of re-life, yo.
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- Wait, so where do we
find this Fountain of 4Evz?
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- Not, wherezies.
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Whenzies.
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- Okay, then whenzies?
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- The Zero Dark.
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- The futies.
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- Correcty.
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Beyond your time.
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It hasn't activated in yours
yet,
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but take heed, unlocking
the Fountain of 4Evz
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will also unlock him.
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- Who?
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- Take the Quad-Force.
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It will show you the way.
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Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
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Take the Quad-Force, it
will show you the way.
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Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
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- Mom!
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Mom!
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(computer whirring)
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(somber synth music)
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- You fresh?
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- I never even knew what
she looked like before.
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- She had a pretty
cracking rig for a holo-do.
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- Yeah, she did.
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(Intense magic jingle)
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So, do you know what any of that
means?
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- Just the hot goss.
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We should get this back to DC.
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(somber synth music swells)
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(upbeat synth music)
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- Ducks in a barrel.
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(WMD quacking)
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(foreboding music)
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(radio whirring)
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- Chromedome,
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come on back.
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(radio whirring)
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Trailer Henge, hola.
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(radio whirring)
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Anyone at the 248?
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Anybody in the 2-4-8?
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(radio whirring)
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Fuck.
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(foreboding music continues)
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(intense thunder storm)
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Hasta la vista.
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- [Stanya] She's so
jealous of my hot looks.
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She's always fucking worried
that I'm hotter than her.
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She's right!
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- Fokliff!
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- Time travel? How 'bout I
go back, time travel to my
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trailer and fucking kick your
ass the way I should have!
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- So you sent me back in time
so I could tell younger youse
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and dadzies that y'all
got 10 365s to find a way
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to stop the Wet Shit?
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- Well, technically you sent
yourself back through time.
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But, yeah, paraphrase.
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- Hevz.
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Did it work?
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- TBD, yo.
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- Well, now what?
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- Now we wait for Uncle DC
to interpret the prophecy
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and then we does what we always
do.
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The impossy.
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- Yo.
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- Yo, Dad-TRO.
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You really think we're tuff
enough to 187 Beat Massa X?
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- Winning's not about strength,
CHAI-TRO.
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It's about patience and
commitment.
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- That's hevz.
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- Beliee' dat.
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- You rents is always so cryptic
and shit.
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- A fool who says more than is
necessary
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only proves that he is weak and
shit.
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(glass smashes offscreen)
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- You're late.
- I know.
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I know.
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What can I get you?
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- Me?
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- Yeah, you're over 18.
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You're awake.
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What can I get you?
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You know, they say
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the perfect drink
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can help you see the future
and help you erase your past.
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- The right drink has nothing to
prove.
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The right drink answers
questions before you even ask.
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You heard?
- Yeah, I heard!
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- You heard, but do you listen?
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- Yes, I listen! Oh my god, dad!
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The fucking Wastes are up
to their fucking eyeballs
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in the Wet Shit!
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And whether you like it or
not, in fucking 7 HRS's,
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so are we!
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You can't get away from
it, it's impossible!
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You heard that?
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- Yeah. I'm not deaf, AK.
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Here, sip this.
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(magical jingle)
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Now, what does that drink tell
you?
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- That
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the impossible is just
something quitters made up
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to feel better about themselves.
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- Sentence and quitting rolls to
Rage.
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- I'll drink to that.
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00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:43,457
- You'll drink to anything,
you're an alcoholic.
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- And I got that from you.
You're my father. So...
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- Doctor said not to drink!
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(thunder rumbling)
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(soft synth music)
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(KCDC quacks)
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- Alright, hit me, what have we
got?
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- A'ight gather round.
264
00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:13,220
It's prophecy mode up in here,
bitch.
265
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,357
Closer.
266
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:20,260
Reading all this quack
makes my ass all tender, yo.
267
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,435
Yo!
268
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,439
This ain't the post-apocalypse.
269
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,209
It's the post-POST-apocalypse.
270
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:39,446
The Earf 187'd twice
cause of the Wet Shit.
271
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,883
And if it 187's thrice-
272
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:42,950
- Hashtag time's up.
273
00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:44,317
- Beliee' dat!
274
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,755
- All right, so what's the
prophecy say?
275
00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:49,657
- Y'all pronouncing it wrong.
276
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:52,359
The Quad-Force ain't no
prophesy,
277
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,895
it's a proph-e-key.
278
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,396
- What?
279
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,966
(KCDC quacking)
280
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,506
- There is four pieces of the
Quad-Force.
281
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,440
Balance,
282
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,776
expeditiousness,
283
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:10,845
aggression,
284
00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:12,947
and tempo.
285
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:16,483
Combined, they unlock
the Fountain of 4Evz,
286
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,653
where the Bloody Quatro flows.
287
00:20:18,686 --> 00:20:22,023
The booze of resurrection
itself that brings life and joy
288
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,791
back to the un-lifed, yo.
289
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,996
And it slumbers deep
down in the Zero Dark.
290
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:32,767
In the post-post-POST-apocalypse
and shit.
291
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,536
- Jesus-lou-esus.
292
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,943
- But the Bloody Quatro you seek
slumbers
293
00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:45,479
in the Fountain of 4Evz
comes with its ass a price.
294
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:50,350
Cause it's the very blood
of the Beat Massa X himself.
295
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,527
CHAI-LATTAY told me a time
would come when I'd have to
296
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,962
lay some knowledge on y'all.
297
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:04,464
Now here I is ready to lay it.
298
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,337
Your mother could also beat
through time,
299
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,906
for she was Duckborne.
300
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,043
As are you, CHAI-TRO.
301
00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:18,679
- Duck what?
302
00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:21,048
- Duck Legend tells of a She-Ro
of time
303
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,817
known as the Duckborne.
304
00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:24,986
- Okay.
305
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,989
- A warrior with the body of a
mortal
306
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,490
and the blood and soul of a
duck,
307
00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:34,595
whose destiny is to help
187 the evil Beat Massa X
308
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:36,798
once and for all, yo.
309
00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:37,632
- What?
310
00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:40,034
- All right guys, look, lighten
up.
311
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:41,903
Are you guys actually fucking
for real with this shit
312
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:42,837
right now?
313
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,705
- This shit's as real as it
gets, JTRO.
314
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,075
It was your mother's duty
315
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:51,746
to beat through time to this
world to defeat Beat Massa X.
316
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,917
CHAI-LATTAY whooped his ass.
317
00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:57,952
Locked him up tight, threw away
the key.
318
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:01,088
- The proph-e-key!
(NITRO grunts)
319
00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:05,392
- But your mother new
BMX would return, JTRO.
320
00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:09,730
As long as the Comet of
Dawn poisoned the Earf,
321
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:10,898
the cycle continues.
322
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,669
The Wet Shit covers the land
323
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:17,572
and Bloody Quatro begin to flow.
324
00:22:17,605 --> 00:22:22,610
Re-lifing his ass again
and again and again.
325
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,679
- The fuck are we supposed to do
about it?
326
00:22:24,712 --> 00:22:26,747
- She said you'd know when the
time came.
327
00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:30,885
But them wheels of time is
rolling, JTRO.
328
00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:34,555
It's time we roll together.
329
00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:37,457
(loud thundering)
330
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,162
(Quad-Force humming)
331
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,697
- Whoa.
332
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,031
But, I mean, real talk.
333
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:47,467
This shit's pretty bev, hey.
334
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,671
- This shit is a full on duck
blur, yo.
335
00:22:50,705 --> 00:22:52,139
- Tell me about it.
336
00:22:52,173 --> 00:22:53,406
Now what?
337
00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:57,078
- [Alarm] Intruder, yo.
Intruder, yo.
338
00:22:57,111 --> 00:23:00,014
Intruder, yo. Intruder, yo.
339
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,082
- We got company, Yo.
340
00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:03,618
- Then I guess it's about
time we address the duck
341
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:05,052
in the room.
342
00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:08,789
(mechanical clicking)
343
00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:11,491
(dance music)
344
00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:14,128
(crowd cheering "Bop")
345
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,070
Who the fuck are you and
what the fuck do you think
346
00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:24,071
you're doing in my town?
347
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:28,709
- I'm the weapon of mass
duck-struction, Mr. FP.
348
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:30,578
So don't make my ass quack!
349
00:23:30,611 --> 00:23:32,179
- What the duck?
350
00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:34,582
- I've come for the Duckborne.
351
00:23:34,615 --> 00:23:38,085
So toss her on over
and shit won't get wet.
352
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,921
- Come on over here and
I'll show you wet, asshole.
353
00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,956
- 187, y'all, 187, y'all!
354
00:23:41,989 --> 00:23:45,092
(WMD laughing)
355
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,663
- There you go,
TRO-splaining my fucking ass.
356
00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:49,797
Condescending cunt.
357
00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:52,700
- Don't you TRO me unless
you know me, motherfucker.
358
00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:54,035
- Oh, shit!
359
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,136
- Calm-a-do.
360
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,705
- This is calm-a-do.
361
00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,707
- Mo' fuckas love running they
mouths til some one shoves
362
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,075
some dirt down they throats.
363
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:02,977
- Shut his fucking mouth!
364
00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:05,746
- The Duckborne or your town,
Mr. FP.
365
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,814
[Beat-Gat] Click, Click!
366
00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:07,982
What's it going to be?
367
00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:09,250
- Shoot his ass!
368
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:12,954
- Face down and wet or face up
and dry?
369
00:24:12,987 --> 00:24:15,656
- Shoot his other eye, for
fuck's sake!
370
00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:18,159
- I ain't going to call all
fucking day.
371
00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:19,860
- You going to do something?
372
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:21,128
Or am I going to have to
walk over there and make you
373
00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:21,829
do something?
374
00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:23,631
- Bap, bap, bap, motherfucker!
375
00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,266
- Fuck it. Let's bop.
376
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:26,133
- A'ight.
377
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,069
[Beat-Gat] Bang!
378
00:24:28,102 --> 00:24:29,503
[Beat-Gat] Blap!
379
00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:30,171
[Beat-Gat] Toasty!
380
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:31,038
- Dadzies!
381
00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:31,906
[Beat-Gat] Sik!
382
00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:32,907
(CHAI-TRO screams)
383
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,008
[Beat-Gat] King Killa!
384
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,076
[Beat-Gat] De-LOOXE!
385
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:36,510
- Whoooow!
386
00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:37,645
[Beat-Gat] Hit a house!
387
00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:39,680
- Fuck this!
388
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,285
- I'll wait here.
389
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:46,554
(upbeat dramatic music)
390
00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:49,657
(low rumbling)
391
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,165
- Yo, 187, yo!
392
00:24:58,199 --> 00:24:59,600
Yeah!
393
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:00,901
(WMD exhales)
394
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:02,703
- Take that, duck-duck bitch!
395
00:25:02,737 --> 00:25:05,840
- What's a matter with
you, you duck fucker?
396
00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:07,174
- Fuck duck fucker!
397
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,909
(cheering continues)
398
00:25:08,943 --> 00:25:11,078
- Knock that motherfucker out!
399
00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:14,615
- Put him in a body bag!
(ATRO laughing)
400
00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:16,083
- Now start quacking, duck face.
401
00:25:16,117 --> 00:25:17,651
- Come on!
402
00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:19,687
- What the fuck are you doing in
my town?
403
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,055
- You know.
404
00:25:21,088 --> 00:25:21,922
This.
405
00:25:21,956 --> 00:25:22,857
[Beat-Gat] Click, Click!
406
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,692
(Beat-Gat fires)
407
00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:25,760
- Dadzies!
408
00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:33,334
(JTRO gasping)
409
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,535
- You on the up and up?
410
00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:36,971
- Feel like I just got throat
fucked by a sledgehammer.
411
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,105
- Dadzie!
412
00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:40,074
- Hey! I'll fuckin' shoot you!
413
00:25:40,107 --> 00:25:40,941
- Yo rentz!
414
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:41,642
- No!
415
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:44,145
Oh, you sloppy fucking drongo!
416
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:45,846
- Dadzie!
417
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,648
- Just go. I'll catch up.
418
00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:51,318
Fuck!
419
00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:54,021
(upbeat music)
420
00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:56,791
(Stanya screaming)
421
00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:59,226
(water breaks)
422
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,962
- Oh, shit!
423
00:26:01,996 --> 00:26:04,365
- Yo rentz! Dadzies! (CHAI-TRO
Screaming)
424
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,699
- [Announcer] Three,
425
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:06,934
two,
426
00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:08,135
one,
427
00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:10,137
remix!
428
00:26:10,171 --> 00:26:13,641
(dramatic music)
429
00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:25,252
(waves crash)
430
00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:31,125
(CHAI-T sniffing)
431
00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:38,299
(JTRO yelling)
432
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,268
- Oh geez. What?
433
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:42,269
Where the fuck am I?
434
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:43,904
- Atop of me! Get off!
435
00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:45,072
- Geez, sorry.
436
00:26:45,106 --> 00:26:46,841
Sorry, it's my first time
travel.
437
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:51,145
Where are they?
438
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:54,682
- I don't understand.
439
00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:56,250
I was right behind them.
440
00:26:57,251 --> 00:26:58,385
- Okay, fine.
441
00:26:58,419 --> 00:27:01,222
All right, let's just focus
on what we know right now.
442
00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:04,959
Which I guess is fucking
nothing, right?
443
00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:06,694
- We need to calm-a-do.
444
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:07,728
Refresh-ifie.
445
00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:10,798
At least we have the Quad-Force.
446
00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:13,968
- Yeah, about that. Um...
447
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:20,241
I think CHAI-TRO had it when
that WMD dude fucking took her.
448
00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:23,010
- So we've lost our
little CHAI and we've lost
449
00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,278
the Quad-Force.
450
00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:27,181
(CHAI-T sniffing)
451
00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:31,252
- The future, huh? Far out.
452
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:35,856
- JTRO, come-a-do.
- Okay.
453
00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:41,028
Are you okay?
(CHAI-T shushes)
454
00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:43,430
(CHAI-T shushes)
- I didn't say anything.
455
00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:45,733
(CHAI-T sniffing)
456
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,401
Is that CHAI-TRO's?
457
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,304
- This way.
458
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,373
- Here we go again.
459
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:55,876
(rock music)
460
00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,311
(CHAI-T sniffing)
461
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,958
♪ I stand alone ♪
462
00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:15,996
♪ With my back to the wall ♪
463
00:28:16,497 --> 00:28:18,465
♪ The road ahead ♪
464
00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:23,704
♪ An endless journey ♪
465
00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:26,840
♪ I've never known ♪
466
00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:31,879
♪ How to answer the call ♪
467
00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,481
♪ But no one else ♪
468
00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:39,486
♪ Can do it for me ♪
469
00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:44,858
♪ In this alternate reality ♪
470
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:48,796
♪ You can find me where I'm
meant to be ♪
471
00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:53,834
♪ Searching for a better future
tomorrow ♪
472
00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:58,305
♪ Tonight ♪
473
00:28:58,339 --> 00:29:02,109
♪ Our destiny is calling me ♪
474
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:07,147
♪ I will lead us to the better
tomorrow ♪
475
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,818
♪ Tonight ♪
476
00:29:13,988 --> 00:29:18,993
(US national
anthem blows through the wind)
477
00:29:28,302 --> 00:29:30,237
What the fuck happened?
478
00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:33,407
They're all gone.
479
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,909
- We never came home.
480
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:38,846
(dark music)
481
00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:02,202
- Without CHAI-TRO, we can't
activate the remix again.
482
00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:20,054
(soft synth music)
483
00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:34,301
- [BLT] BTRO's death wasn't your
fault.
484
00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:36,270
It was his.
485
00:30:36,303 --> 00:30:38,405
He wasn't expecting the
unexpected.
486
00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:42,544
But it sure as fuck
expected him, you heard?
487
00:30:42,577 --> 00:30:47,047
And now yo ass is here so you
won't make the same mistakes.
488
00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:49,316
In order to master
Beat-Beat, you gots to master
489
00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:52,052
the four rules of the B.E.A.T.
490
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:56,023
Gots to keep your shit straight.
491
00:30:56,056 --> 00:30:58,258
All evened out and dialed in to
the end
492
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:01,261
no matter what slaps you
upside the cock-sucker.
493
00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:06,367
Never ignorant and getting
goals accomplished.
494
00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:10,104
- Yo.
495
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,941
Yo, JTRO.
496
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:16,511
- Yo.
497
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,145
- So it's true.
498
00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:19,113
You lost her.
499
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:20,214
- I didn't lose her.
500
00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:22,650
- Well, she ain't here. So...
501
00:31:24,351 --> 00:31:25,219
In fact,
502
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:28,989
you ain't never brought
her around to see us.
503
00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:31,191
- She wouldn't understand.
504
00:31:33,394 --> 00:31:34,428
I mean, you guys,
505
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,332
everything we went through
together,
506
00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:42,369
it was like another life.
507
00:31:42,403 --> 00:31:44,639
- It wasn't another
life, it was this life!
508
00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,440
And it still is, JTRO.
509
00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:48,308
- I don't know how to spit
this shit easy, A'ight,
510
00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:49,611
I'm just going to blast it.
511
00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:54,348
If you lose, little
CHAI-TRO, if you lose her,
512
00:31:56,551 --> 00:31:58,152
it's done.
513
00:31:58,185 --> 00:32:02,524
Everything is D-U-N, dun.
514
00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,024
- Forgetting who you was,
515
00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:05,359
forgetting who we was;
516
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,462
that's what's made you weak,
dog.
517
00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:09,531
- Word!
518
00:32:09,564 --> 00:32:14,067
Yo, things only appear
impossible when you forget
519
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,970
how you got here in the first
place, son.
520
00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:18,472
- That's some real shit, JTRO.
521
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,341
- I don't know what to tell you
guys.
522
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:23,310
I'm fucking old now.
523
00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:28,015
I'm not climbing anymore.
524
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,385
Just feels like I'm falling.
525
00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:35,088
Waiting to hit the ground.
526
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:36,724
- Falling is an accident.
527
00:32:36,758 --> 00:32:39,527
Getting back up, that's
a fucking choice, JTRO.
528
00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:41,529
- Balance,
529
00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:43,297
expeditiousness,
530
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,364
aggression,
531
00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:45,466
tempo.
532
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:47,702
JTRO, that is what matters.
533
00:32:47,735 --> 00:32:49,504
Did you forget about that shit?
534
00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:53,407
Forget about us?
535
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,610
- The only one you're going
to be beatin' off is yourself.
536
00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:57,110
- Oh, whatevz.
537
00:32:57,144 --> 00:32:59,213
I'm going to go save my fucking
daughter.
538
00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:01,348
I'm waking off. Peace.
539
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,357
- You tink that worked?
540
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,626
- Mmhmm.
541
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:13,026
- Still got it.
542
00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,264
- Tanks.
543
00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:18,165
- You're welcs.
544
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:20,267
Any time, Sis-TRO.
545
00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,473
- Wow, she's bev.
546
00:33:28,576 --> 00:33:31,144
- Legs go all the way to the
butt.
547
00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:35,415
(distress signal)
548
00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:38,520
[Microphone] Yo!
549
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:45,058
- Yo, if y'all peepin' this
shit, it means we're all froze.
550
00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:47,327
Stone sober as F.
551
00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:50,430
A tsunami of Wet Shit
is on the FP's doorstep.
552
00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:54,434
But it's all good cause
this is how the proph-e-key
553
00:33:54,468 --> 00:33:55,335
say it do.
554
00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:58,740
If my calculations is correct,
555
00:33:58,773 --> 00:34:00,274
by the time y'all see this shit,
556
00:34:00,307 --> 00:34:03,377
WMD and CHAI-TRO's nearing PMC
territory
557
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:07,347
up north in the 242 where the
wet shit goes all cold, yo.
558
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:10,484
If you find they ass, you'll
find the Fountain of 4Evz.
559
00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:14,656
Don't be fearing, JTRO.
560
00:34:14,689 --> 00:34:16,356
We all good here in the rewind.
561
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,860
We just got to take a long
ass nap and sort our shit out
562
00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:20,695
till y'all wake us up.
563
00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:22,296
See you soon, Ninj.
564
00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:23,798
Miss yo ass.
565
00:34:23,831 --> 00:34:25,567
(thunder cracks)
566
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,768
Shit!
567
00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,302
Peace, hologram.
568
00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:30,070
Shit!
569
00:34:34,509 --> 00:34:37,879
(creature whinnying)
570
00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,747
- Somethin's walk aboutin'.
571
00:34:39,781 --> 00:34:41,381
- What kind of somethin'?
572
00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:42,750
(giant footsteps)
573
00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:44,552
Oh, fuck me.
574
00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:47,321
(loud thumping)
575
00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:50,424
(creature noises)
576
00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:52,426
Hey.
577
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:55,095
Yo, you guys from around here?
578
00:34:56,898 --> 00:34:59,834
(speaking Spanish)
579
00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:06,808
(upbeat dance music)
580
00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:14,749
- Just so you know,
this is your faultzies.
581
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,451
We should have runzied.
582
00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:19,353
- Oh, come on. It's not
my fault that shit's tough
583
00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:20,454
in the Zero Dark.
584
00:35:21,355 --> 00:35:22,724
- Calm-a-do.
585
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:24,157
We'll figure it out.
586
00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:26,393
We always do.
587
00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:27,862
- Oh, what, you ain't fearing?
588
00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,631
- I ain't even half fearing.
589
00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,498
And neither would the JTRO I
first met.
590
00:35:31,532 --> 00:35:34,234
- The JTRO you first met
didn't have so many miles
591
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,637
not so carefully driven on him
either.
592
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:42,209
To the death?
593
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:46,914
- Excuse me?
594
00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:55,723
- So you half fearing now?
595
00:35:57,825 --> 00:36:00,895
(rising synth music)
596
00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:09,771
(soft synth music)
597
00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:11,438
(WMD quacking)
598
00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,444
- Good morning, Cranberry juice.
599
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:20,213
- Don't you Cranberry juice me,
duck boy.
600
00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:23,350
- Duck man to you, home girl.
601
00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:24,719
(magical jingle)
602
00:36:25,687 --> 00:36:27,689
- What the Quad-Force?
603
00:36:27,722 --> 00:36:29,691
That shit's mine! Give me
backsies!
604
00:36:29,724 --> 00:36:31,726
- Ain't giving you backsies
nothin'.
605
00:36:31,759 --> 00:36:32,627
Shit's mine.
606
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,461
Fair and circle, boo-itch!
607
00:36:34,494 --> 00:36:36,931
- Oh, and you tie me if you
knew it was real fair, huh?
608
00:36:36,964 --> 00:36:38,231
- And circle.
609
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:39,167
(duck grunt)
610
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,836
- You're a weirdo. You know
that, right?
611
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,303
- I'm dope as fuck
612
00:36:43,336 --> 00:36:44,539
I do what I want.
613
00:36:44,572 --> 00:36:46,874
- I'm dope a fuck. I do what I
want!
614
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:47,842
You're a weirdo.
615
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,343
- You don't do shit.
You're tied up as fuck.
616
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,612
I'm doing whatever the fuck I
want,
617
00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:53,280
when I want.
618
00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,682
- Cringe.
619
00:36:54,716 --> 00:36:57,284
What the fuck you doing
hauling my ass around all these
620
00:36:57,317 --> 00:36:59,520
mountains through all this cold
shit, hey?
621
00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:00,621
You got the Quad-Force.
622
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,523
Do your thing.
623
00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:04,357
Peace the fuck off.
624
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,359
- Cause this bullshit ass
shit don't do shit without
625
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,896
your dumb Duckborne ass.
626
00:37:08,930 --> 00:37:10,965
Only you can open the Fountain
of 4Evz.
627
00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:12,700
- Then give it.
628
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:14,001
- Nah. I'm good.
629
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:18,673
- How about you untie me and
we'll find out how good you is.
630
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:22,043
One second with my paws
free and youse is dead.
631
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,344
I'm the She-Ro of time, duck
head.
632
00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:28,883
(tape rips)
633
00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:34,889
(loud punch)
634
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:36,758
(duck quacking)
635
00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:39,894
(distant party music and
cheering)
636
00:37:41,763 --> 00:37:44,397
- I can't even with all this.
637
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,266
Where the fuck is my life right
now?
638
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:50,872
- Just another step on a
never ending journey, JTRO.
639
00:37:50,905 --> 00:37:51,773
- Jesus.
640
00:37:52,774 --> 00:37:54,675
How did it come to this?
641
00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:57,044
- Why don't you look back every
once a-do?
642
00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:58,546
And memberz?
643
00:37:58,579 --> 00:37:59,446
- Remember what?
644
00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:03,383
It's not like my life ever
really made too much sense.
645
00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:07,889
I mean, the first what,
18 years of my life,
646
00:38:07,922 --> 00:38:10,792
I was just some dip-shit kid
who grew up on some dirt road
647
00:38:10,825 --> 00:38:12,560
in the middle of nowhere.
648
00:38:12,593 --> 00:38:14,762
I didn't even know it
was the post-apocalypse.
649
00:38:14,796 --> 00:38:16,429
- Post-post-apocy.
650
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,431
- Okay, yeah, exactly.
651
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,534
And now look at me.
652
00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:21,903
What, I have magical powers,
653
00:38:21,936 --> 00:38:25,673
some time remixing
She-Ro of time daughter?
654
00:38:25,706 --> 00:38:29,010
And I'm what, trying to stop
some ancient Beat God tyrant
655
00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:31,512
from reawakening, who
wants to destroy the Earf
656
00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:32,412
in the future?
657
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,581
- Okay.
658
00:38:33,614 --> 00:38:36,818
We have a daughter and we're
trying to save the world.
659
00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:39,854
This is our story.
660
00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:42,857
And you don't even know half of
it.
661
00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:45,126
- Come on. What is that supposed
to mean?
662
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,595
- Do you even know that
I'm from another planet?
663
00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:49,630
- Wait, what the fuck? You are?
664
00:38:49,664 --> 00:38:50,765
- Yes.
665
00:38:50,798 --> 00:38:52,700
It's part of what makes me me.
666
00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:57,071
- Okay, look, CHAI,
667
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,474
I've always told you that
I fell for who you is.
668
00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,612
Whatever happened to us in our
past,
669
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,081
it doesn't matter.
670
00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:09,817
- Well, it should.
671
00:39:11,853 --> 00:39:14,021
Cause that's how life works,
JTRO.
672
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:19,392
It's a whole series of
whack-a-doo events that makes
673
00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:22,096
fuck all sense at the time
that somehow always lead us
674
00:39:22,129 --> 00:39:23,231
to today.
675
00:39:23,264 --> 00:39:27,568
And you reflect on the
experiences of those wack-a-doos
676
00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:29,136
so you can get to tomorrow.
677
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:33,875
Or you can just ignore all that
shit
678
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,746
and keep making the same
mistakes 4Evz.
679
00:39:40,715 --> 00:39:42,149
It's your choice.
680
00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:45,820
(synth music)
681
00:39:48,022 --> 00:39:52,159
(electronic music builds)
(crowd cheers)
682
00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:57,397
(rising synth music)
683
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:23,758
- Got any ideas?
684
00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:25,927
- If we don't beat off to the
death,
685
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,595
they'll 187 us both.
686
00:40:28,562 --> 00:40:29,897
- Nobody dies today.
687
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:30,798
- Then keep up.
688
00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:34,969
- [Pine Mutant Language] Tres.
689
00:40:35,002 --> 00:40:36,504
Dos.
690
00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:38,139
Uno!
691
00:40:38,172 --> 00:40:40,741
[Pine Mutant Language]
Beat-Beat!
692
00:40:40,775 --> 00:40:45,780
(rock music)
(arrows whooshing)
693
00:40:52,153 --> 00:40:57,158
(rock music continues)
(arrows whooshing)
694
00:41:18,245 --> 00:41:19,413
So you got a plan?
695
00:41:19,447 --> 00:41:20,514
Or are we just going to sit
here and beat each other off
696
00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:21,515
all night?
697
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,617
- I don't have time for that.
698
00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:28,289
- Hey, take it easy.
699
00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:29,223
- This is easy.
700
00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:31,025
- Okay, we really doing this
right now?
701
00:41:31,058 --> 00:41:31,959
Okay.
702
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:35,663
(rock music continues)
(arrows whooshing)
703
00:41:35,696 --> 00:41:36,530
Don't do this, CHAI.
704
00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:38,699
Don't make me pull out the trick
shit.
705
00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:39,834
- Please.
706
00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,268
You haven't pulled out the
trick shit in a whole pile
707
00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:42,903
of 365s.
708
00:41:42,937 --> 00:41:45,840
(rock music continues)
709
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:53,681
- What are you trying to prove?
We're too old for this shit.
710
00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:57,284
- Oh, enough of this too
old, blah, blah, blah, shite.
711
00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:58,986
I'm sick of it!
712
00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:03,724
(pine mutant language)
(rock music continues)
713
00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:06,527
Remember who you is and
youse can do anything.
714
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:10,131
I know why youse is afraid of
chattin' about the past, JTRO.
715
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:13,334
Because it reminds you
how much time has passed
716
00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,870
and how little you think we have
left.
717
00:42:15,903 --> 00:42:18,672
But pretending to be who you
ain't
718
00:42:18,706 --> 00:42:20,241
is what makes you old JTRO.
719
00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:25,813
Beat-Beat is in our blood, yo.
720
00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:27,314
It always has been.
721
00:42:27,348 --> 00:42:29,316
It always will be.
722
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:32,787
So stop letting time
tell you you're D-U-N.
723
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:35,756
You tell time when you're D-U-N
with it.
724
00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:41,729
Now let's go hundo P, JTRO.
725
00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:42,763
To the end.
726
00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:43,664
A'ight?
727
00:42:44,598 --> 00:42:49,603
(rock music continues)
(arrows whooshing)
728
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,721
[Pine Mutant Language] Chill.
729
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:12,760
(soft synth music)
(beat-pads hissing)
730
00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:17,965
(crowd cheers)
731
00:43:27,808 --> 00:43:28,943
(beat-pad hisses)
732
00:43:30,678 --> 00:43:31,745
- Mi familia!
733
00:43:33,848 --> 00:43:35,182
You've finally come.
734
00:43:37,318 --> 00:43:38,986
I'll drink to that.
735
00:43:43,991 --> 00:43:47,061
I'm sorry about all that
beat off to the death stuff.
736
00:43:48,129 --> 00:43:51,098
But we can't just be letting
any assholes in here, ya know?
737
00:43:58,439 --> 00:44:03,644
- These 242 Pine Mutant Ninjas
are the last of humanity.
738
00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:06,380
Mutated from the Wet Shit.
739
00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:10,718
Evolved to live out here in the
Zero Dark.
740
00:44:12,353 --> 00:44:15,189
Lots changed since your time,
JTRO.
741
00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:18,092
But, NITRO said you'd come.
742
00:44:19,727 --> 00:44:22,096
- All right, how the
fuck are you still like-
743
00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:24,365
- What? Alive?
744
00:44:24,398 --> 00:44:25,666
- Yeah, duh.
745
00:44:27,268 --> 00:44:30,171
- NITRO brewed me up one of
his hibernation cocktails.
746
00:44:30,204 --> 00:44:33,274
I woke up 100 whatevz
years later in a cave
747
00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:34,308
on the outside of town.
748
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,410
When I emerged,
749
00:44:36,443 --> 00:44:39,013
I was surrounded by all
these fucking weirdos.
750
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:42,950
I napped my ass all
the way into the future
751
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:46,387
to help you guys find the
Fountains of
752
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:48,389
who gives a shit for NITRO.
753
00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:50,324
- All right, so where the fuck
is it then?
754
00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:51,425
- Okay.
755
00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:55,996
It lies high a-top the
highest peak of Mount Bitch.
756
00:44:56,030 --> 00:44:58,265
Deep within the Massa Pad.
757
00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:00,834
Invisy's to any but the
Duckborne,
758
00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:03,337
blah, blah, blah.
759
00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:04,305
You know the legend.
760
00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:06,807
Look, LSS (Long Story Short),
761
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,277
the only way to unlock the Massa
Pad is.
762
00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:11,712
- The Quad-Force.
763
00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:14,081
- Yes.
764
00:45:14,114 --> 00:45:16,884
Which you've lost.
765
00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,319
- Misplaced. Take it easy.
766
00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:20,187
- Well, whatevz.
767
00:45:20,221 --> 00:45:23,224
Luckily, I had a couple
people that spotted your
768
00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:26,327
duck homeboy and a young
lady, which I can only presume
769
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,464
is my niece, hiking up the
summit just a few HRS's ago.
770
00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:32,066
- For realzies?
771
00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:33,167
- Uh huh.
772
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,835
So drink up
773
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:37,371
before the hot shit comes.
774
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,873
I shall show you the way.
775
00:45:41,942 --> 00:45:45,980
(synth music)
776
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,314
- Is we there yet?
777
00:45:47,348 --> 00:45:48,215
- No.
778
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:50,985
- Is we there yet?
779
00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,253
- No, goddammit!
780
00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:53,454
Shut the fuck up!
781
00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:54,922
- Give some ansies!
782
00:45:54,955 --> 00:45:56,457
- What kind of ansies?
783
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:59,026
- Oh, I don't know, how
about who the fuck is you
784
00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:02,830
and why the F-U-K is you
do-sing and all this shit?
785
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,199
- A'ight. But shut your
chex guzzler, cause I only
786
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:06,934
be spittin' this shit once,
okay?
787
00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:07,835
You heard?
788
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:11,005
The Duckborne that came before
your ass.
789
00:46:11,038 --> 00:46:12,072
- Gramma-LATTAY?
790
00:46:12,106 --> 00:46:16,410
- I'm monologueing,
motherfucker! Shut it, okay!
791
00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:21,448
Anyways, your Gramma imprisoned
my Massa's Massa, BMX.
792
00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:25,019
My Massa's mission was
to find the Quad-Force
793
00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:27,054
and to wake my grand Massa up.
794
00:46:27,087 --> 00:46:30,924
But you and yo rentz slit my
pops ass
795
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,427
and now all this shit's up to me
and shit.
796
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,429
- L DUBBA E was your pops?
797
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:37,965
- He raised my ass. Call it
whatevz.
798
00:46:37,998 --> 00:46:40,868
And now we're hitting
up the Fountain of 4Evz.
799
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:43,037
When my Grand Massa's icy cold
ass
800
00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:46,006
harvests the Bloody Quatro
and ages it the perfection
801
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,441
while he sleeps.
802
00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:48,576
- Hold up.
803
00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:50,377
Bloody Quatro?
804
00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:52,580
- Magic booze that can re-life
anything!
805
00:46:52,614 --> 00:46:54,549
Pay attention, dummy!
806
00:46:54,582 --> 00:46:56,618
Jesus.
- Fuck you
807
00:46:56,651 --> 00:46:59,186
and your magic booze boo shit.
808
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,922
What's with all this TLDR, hey?
809
00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,324
You ain't Duckborne.
810
00:47:03,357 --> 00:47:04,425
I is.
811
00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:07,361
So why's your posing ass
wearing all that duck shit?
812
00:47:09,631 --> 00:47:11,298
And flashing it all over town?
813
00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:16,270
- Because my Massa fucked up,
a'ight?
814
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:17,871
He took the wrong kid.
815
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,908
You was the Duckborne.
816
00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:23,944
The She-Ro of time boo-shit, not
me.
817
00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:24,612
- Hold up!
818
00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:27,181
Don't try and gazzump me.
819
00:47:27,214 --> 00:47:29,183
What's under that stupid helmet?
820
00:47:29,216 --> 00:47:31,285
I know that ain't a real mug,
dummy.
821
00:47:32,286 --> 00:47:36,090
- The beats is strong
as F-U-K with my fam.
822
00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:38,859
With my mum,
823
00:47:40,494 --> 00:47:41,895
my pops,
824
00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:44,198
with me.
825
00:47:47,101 --> 00:47:48,902
And with my sis.
826
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:54,141
- What the H-E dubba L?
827
00:47:54,174 --> 00:47:56,578
(tense music)
828
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:01,382
Bro?
829
00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:14,261
- So we getting close or what?
830
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:17,665
- When the twinkies fade
and the hot shit comes,
831
00:48:17,699 --> 00:48:19,534
the Duckborne will be shown the
way.
832
00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:24,639
- Oh, you're so boring!
- Oh, for fucks sake.
833
00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:27,074
- What do want me to do?
834
00:48:27,107 --> 00:48:28,475
- Do your shit.
835
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:30,612
- I don't know what the fuck to
do.
836
00:48:30,645 --> 00:48:31,679
- Figure it out.
837
00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:40,287
Easy duckets.
838
00:48:48,162 --> 00:48:51,231
(Quad-Force ringing)
839
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,069
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
840
00:48:58,005 --> 00:49:01,074
(Quad-Force ringing)
841
00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:09,082
(eerie music)
842
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,354
(beat-knucks power on)
843
00:49:14,388 --> 00:49:15,322
- Let's go!
844
00:49:19,026 --> 00:49:20,194
- Yo, duck head,
845
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:21,495
end of the line.
846
00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:24,632
(beat-gat bangs)
847
00:49:29,671 --> 00:49:31,138
- Momzies!
848
00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:36,711
(WMD quacking)
849
00:49:36,744 --> 00:49:41,048
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. You're not D-U-N yet.
850
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:44,017
It's not time. You're not D-U-N
yet.
851
00:49:44,051 --> 00:49:45,653
- Is she a breather?
852
00:49:45,687 --> 00:49:48,422
(somber music)
853
00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:49,456
- I don't know.
854
00:49:49,490 --> 00:49:50,692
Kinda.
- Kinda?
855
00:49:51,559 --> 00:49:53,661
- I mean, I took one of those
blasts once.
856
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:56,764
I did okay.
857
00:49:56,798 --> 00:49:58,999
- Barely. And your her size
times two.
858
00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:00,735
- What happened? What'd I miss?
859
00:50:00,768 --> 00:50:02,135
Oh.
860
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:03,103
One of those days, huh?
861
00:50:05,305 --> 00:50:07,407
Look guys, I don't know
how to sugar coat this,
862
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,311
she looks really fucked up right
now.
863
00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,016
- What the fuck are we going to
do?
864
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:18,720
- The Fountain of 4Evz.
865
00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,655
It's the only way to re-life
her.
866
00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:22,289
But you better go going
fast because she needs
867
00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:23,323
Bloody Quatro now.
868
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,529
- You're the She-Ro of time,
right?
869
00:50:29,697 --> 00:50:30,565
- Yeah.
870
00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:34,501
Hundo P, that's me.
871
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:36,270
- Then let's go fucking prove
it.
872
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,709
- Guess I'll stay here.
873
00:50:41,743 --> 00:50:45,747
(epic rock music)
874
00:50:51,853 --> 00:50:56,056
(tense music)
875
00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:06,433
(whispy lion growl)
876
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,321
- Hold your horses, dick head.
877
00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:29,256
- What are you waitin' for,
motherfucker?
878
00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:44,772
- Yo.
879
00:51:44,806 --> 00:51:46,340
Dad-TRO.
880
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:47,709
- Dad-TRO?
881
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,544
What do you mean Dad-TRO?
882
00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:51,512
- He's my bro.
883
00:51:51,546 --> 00:51:52,780
- The fuck are you talking
about?
884
00:51:52,814 --> 00:51:53,982
- He's got an eye patch.
885
00:51:54,015 --> 00:51:56,751
- So what? A lot of people
wearing eye patches these days.
886
00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:59,554
- No one has eye patches
but TROS and you know it.
887
00:52:02,924 --> 00:52:05,860
Sure he's got a lot of Waste
miles on him or whatevz.
888
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:06,728
- Fuck you!
889
00:52:06,761 --> 00:52:07,829
- But it's him.
890
00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:08,830
Fuck you.
891
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:12,834
- JR-TRO?
892
00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:18,171
The mother F'n fuck, man, you
died.
893
00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:19,306
- Yeah, past tense and shit.
894
00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:20,908
- Yeah, what kind of and shit?
895
00:52:21,909 --> 00:52:23,911
- Let me just hit you with some
BP's.
896
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:30,417
L DUBBA E found my ass.
897
00:52:31,653 --> 00:52:33,420
Gave me a 2.0 at life.
898
00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:36,591
He raised me and shit.
899
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,595
And we dreamed of a day,
900
00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:42,797
a day where we'd free our Grand
Massa
901
00:52:43,798 --> 00:52:46,601
from the cage cast upon his ass
902
00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,903
by the ducks and the CHAIS!
903
00:52:50,738 --> 00:52:52,573
And together,
904
00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:55,510
we'd escape all that and
we'd escape all that boo-shit
905
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:59,647
and we'd rule the whole wide
Earf 4Evz.
906
00:53:01,248 --> 00:53:04,217
But you all took that dream
when you gave my Massa
907
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,620
a dirt nap.
908
00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:09,991
So here I is, dose'n what
I can with what I gots.
909
00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:11,258
- What?
910
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,927
What are you doing all this
shit for that fucking ice cube
911
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,095
over there, man?
912
00:53:14,128 --> 00:53:18,733
- Because that ice cube over
there gave me everything!
913
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:23,571
His blood gave my ass what
neither you or mom-CHAI could.
914
00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:25,372
Life.
915
00:53:26,841 --> 00:53:29,577
- We did the best we
could with what we had.
916
00:53:29,610 --> 00:53:33,581
- Oh yeah, the road to Rage
is paved with good intentions,
917
00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:34,247
ain'ts it?
918
00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:35,550
- Don't you give that shit!
919
00:53:36,818 --> 00:53:39,587
If we had access to
magical god booze blood
920
00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,923
from another world, don't
you think we would've used
921
00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:42,824
it on you?
922
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:46,627
You're my fucking son.
923
00:53:50,932 --> 00:53:51,799
- Bio-son.
924
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,769
Nothin' more.
925
00:53:54,802 --> 00:53:55,703
[Beat-Gat] Click, Click!
926
00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,805
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew!
927
00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,841
[Beat-Gat] Freakin' blap
blap blap blap blap!
928
00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:04,912
A'ight. Fuck it. Do you're
thing.
929
00:54:04,946 --> 00:54:07,014
I got some resurrectin' to get
did.
930
00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:14,387
I'm about to bust a
fuckin' duck up in here.
931
00:54:15,857 --> 00:54:20,661
(keys clicking)
(computer whirring)
932
00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:23,430
- [Computer] Launch Beat
Massa reanimation sequence
933
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:27,434
Initiating. Initiated.
934
00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:35,977
- All right, I got an idea.
935
00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:37,545
- Spill it.
936
00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:38,946
(WMD laughing)
937
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:41,749
- My fingers are fast as shit!
938
00:54:41,783 --> 00:54:44,484
- There comes a very important
time in every adult's life
939
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:47,420
when you need to kick the
living shit out of your sibling.
940
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:49,891
Today's that day, CHAI-TRO.
941
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:50,958
- So down.
942
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:54,862
I'm sick of listening to that
poser quack.
943
00:54:54,896 --> 00:54:57,430
- Check it out Ninjas, I'm
ghost-typin'!
944
00:54:57,464 --> 00:54:59,033
- But what are you going to do,
hey?
945
00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:03,938
(musical chime)
946
00:55:03,971 --> 00:55:06,406
- I'm going to do what I do
best.
947
00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:08,042
I'm going to Beat-Beat this
shit right again and send that
948
00:55:08,075 --> 00:55:10,878
fuckin' ice cube packing back
to wherever it came from.
949
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:12,847
Let's rock.
950
00:55:21,055 --> 00:55:22,089
- Yeah.
951
00:55:22,123 --> 00:55:25,059
- [Computer] Beat Massa
reanimation sequence 21%.
952
00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:25,960
22%.
953
00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:29,664
- Oh, that's it!
954
00:55:29,697 --> 00:55:31,799
I ain't playing no more!
955
00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:34,702
(upbeat music)
956
00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:47,380
- Oh, I got one too.
957
00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:48,950
Let's splash, ninja!
958
00:55:51,185 --> 00:55:53,588
- Let's get wet, bitch.
959
00:55:53,621 --> 00:55:56,023
- [Computer] Enter destination.
960
00:55:56,057 --> 00:55:57,024
- All right, mom.
961
00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:59,627
I hope this is what you meant.
962
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:01,863
- [Computer] Destination,
the Far As Fuk System
963
00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:03,664
in the Woke Galaxy.
964
00:56:03,698 --> 00:56:05,032
Received.
965
00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:07,535
Eng'yon power up required.
966
00:56:07,568 --> 00:56:10,037
- How the fuck do I power up the
Eng'yon?
967
00:56:10,071 --> 00:56:12,039
- [Computer] Excusez-moi. I has
a name.
968
00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:16,744
- Okay, computer, what's
your fuckin' name?
969
00:56:16,777 --> 00:56:19,547
[Monsieur Computer] Monsieur
Computer.
970
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:22,516
- Okay, Monsieur
Computer, how do I fire up
971
00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:24,118
the fucking Eng'yon?
972
00:56:24,151 --> 00:56:26,587
- Authentication level three.
973
00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:29,023
300 le-git combo required.
974
00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:31,058
- Are you fucking kidding me?
975
00:56:31,092 --> 00:56:33,094
- Omega fist mode.
976
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,161
Three,
977
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,162
two,
978
00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:36,797
one,
979
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:37,698
Beat-Fist!
980
00:56:38,933 --> 00:56:40,500
- Fuck me.
981
00:56:40,534 --> 00:56:45,539
(rock music)
(arrows banging)
982
00:56:57,251 --> 00:57:00,788
- There ain't no joy in
beating the same ass twice,
983
00:57:00,821 --> 00:57:01,722
is there?
984
00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:02,723
- Couldn't tell ya.
985
00:57:02,757 --> 00:57:05,559
I usually just beat ass
right the first time.
986
00:57:06,694 --> 00:57:10,598
- I beat your ass in the ground
the first round, homegirl.
987
00:57:10,631 --> 00:57:12,133
- Are you going to do something?
988
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,968
Or am I going to have to
come over there ane make you
989
00:57:14,001 --> 00:57:16,203
do something, cunt boy?
990
00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:19,439
- No one calls moi a cunt boy!
991
00:57:20,942 --> 00:57:22,643
Check this shit out!
992
00:57:22,677 --> 00:57:24,512
(both yelling)
993
00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,014
(loud beat-axe zapping)
994
00:57:29,617 --> 00:57:31,686
- [Announcer] Axe-ellent!
995
00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:35,823
Axe-pert!
996
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:40,795
Axe-kicker!
997
00:57:44,598 --> 00:57:45,733
Axe-ceptional!
998
00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:51,772
Axe-plosion!
999
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:57,812
(rock music)
(arrows banging)
1000
00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:11,926
(axes beating)
1001
00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:14,562
[Announcer] Kiss my axe!
1002
00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:20,735
Turbo bitch bash!
1003
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:22,570
- Check this shit out!
1004
00:58:22,603 --> 00:58:24,905
- [Announcer] Omega-axe mode!
1005
00:58:24,939 --> 00:58:27,842
Crit! Mad crits! Critzilla!
1006
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,876
Yo, kick it!
1007
00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:35,282
(rock music)
(arrows banging)
1008
00:58:44,725 --> 00:58:46,761
- Authentication level three.
1009
00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:49,563
Authentic-a-tiy-ated.
1010
00:58:49,597 --> 00:58:51,332
Eng'yon power up.
1011
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:52,600
Powering up.
1012
00:58:52,633 --> 00:58:56,737
Launch sequence to the Far As
Fuk System in the Woke Galaxy
1013
00:58:56,771 --> 00:58:58,672
initiated.
1014
00:58:58,706 --> 00:59:01,642
60 S's until launch.
1015
00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,044
59,
1016
00:59:03,077 --> 00:59:04,612
58,
1017
00:59:04,645 --> 00:59:06,280
57,
1018
00:59:06,313 --> 00:59:07,181
56.
1019
00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:10,851
- Two CHAIs with the same
Beat-Gat.
1020
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,055
What is the odds?
1021
00:59:14,088 --> 00:59:16,290
- There's something dad never
got a chance to teach you
1022
00:59:16,323 --> 00:59:17,858
when you was a little bloke.
1023
00:59:17,892 --> 00:59:19,226
- Save it, Sis-TRO!
1024
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:20,928
- Winning ain't about strength.
1025
00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:23,564
(Beat-Gat firing)
1026
00:59:24,999 --> 00:59:27,668
(loud zapping)
1027
00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:33,374
It's about patience and
commitment, duck head.
1028
00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:34,275
- Whoa!
1029
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,110
Ow!
1030
00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:40,214
Oh no, right in the fuckin'
duck!
1031
00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:41,282
My duck...
1032
00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:45,619
Jesus fuckin' duckin' Christ!
1033
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:46,454
- Whatevz.
1034
00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:48,756
- [Announcer] Bitch
axe-executed.
1035
00:59:48,789 --> 00:59:51,225
(WMD yelling)
1036
00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:54,728
- [Monsieur Computer] 30
S's remaining until launch.
1037
00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:56,130
29,
1038
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:57,832
28,
1039
00:59:57,865 --> 00:59:58,933
27.
1040
00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:00,067
- Hey, come on. Let's go.
1041
01:00:00,101 --> 01:00:02,970
- But this whole place is gonna
blow.
1042
01:00:03,003 --> 01:00:06,140
(WMD whimpering)
1043
01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:10,077
He's still my bro.
1044
01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:11,278
- You're a fuckin' idiot.
1045
01:00:11,312 --> 01:00:13,080
- That's not your bro.
1046
01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:14,181
That's just some asshole
that looks like you.
1047
01:00:14,215 --> 01:00:15,082
Come on!
1048
01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:17,384
Look, CHAI-TRO, I get it.
1049
01:00:18,986 --> 01:00:20,788
Okay, look at me and your uncle
AK.
1050
01:00:24,725 --> 01:00:25,693
- Ow!
1051
01:00:25,726 --> 01:00:26,760
- This isn't goodbye.
1052
01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:31,265
It's just fuck you for now.
1053
01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:35,703
Let's roll.
1054
01:00:35,736 --> 01:00:36,804
(Alarm)
1055
01:00:36,837 --> 01:00:40,040
- [Monsieur Computer] 15
S's remaining until launch.
1056
01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:41,375
14,
1057
01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:42,943
13.
1058
01:00:42,977 --> 01:00:44,678
- Oh shit, we got to go.
1059
01:00:45,813 --> 01:00:46,914
Have a nice trip.
1060
01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,949
See you next fall,
motherfuckers.
1061
01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:50,885
Let's roll. H'Yah!
1062
01:00:50,918 --> 01:00:52,286
- Six,
1063
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:53,787
five,
1064
01:00:53,821 --> 01:00:54,955
four,
1065
01:00:54,989 --> 01:00:56,223
three,
(monster growl)
1066
01:00:56,257 --> 01:00:57,725
two,
1067
01:00:57,758 --> 01:00:59,026
one,
1068
01:00:59,059 --> 01:00:59,927
zero.
1069
01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:02,263
Adieu.
1070
01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:06,200
- And you can cut all your hair
off.
1071
01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:07,434
But you're still the same
1072
01:01:08,335 --> 01:01:10,471
disappointed person that you
always were,
1073
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,873
you know what I mean?
1074
01:01:12,907 --> 01:01:14,808
(space ship powering up)
1075
01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:15,709
Holy shit!
1076
01:01:17,244 --> 01:01:19,046
(space ship siren blasts)
1077
01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:22,716
What the fuck?
1078
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,884
What the fuck?!
1079
01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:30,124
(loud explosion)
1080
01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,733
That Massa Pad's a fuckin'
spaceship?
1081
01:01:39,767 --> 01:01:41,936
Did you get the shit?
- Yeah, we got the shit.
1082
01:01:44,071 --> 01:01:46,874
(chimezies ringing-a-do'n)
1083
01:01:53,515 --> 01:01:56,250
- What the H just happened?
1084
01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:59,453
- I wasn't D-U-N yet.
1085
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:00,955
- Neither was I.
1086
01:02:06,493 --> 01:02:07,328
- Finally.
1087
01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:08,963
Feel like I've been waitin' for
hours.
1088
01:02:11,799 --> 01:02:14,768
- Well done, my JTRO.
1089
01:02:14,802 --> 01:02:17,505
Though we will never physically
meet,
1090
01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:21,909
our pathzies have been evz
interconnected.
1091
01:02:21,942 --> 01:02:26,480
The sacra-F's we all made
led you to right here.
1092
01:02:26,514 --> 01:02:27,515
Right now.
1093
01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:33,053
This may not be the last time
your abilities are called upon
1094
01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:35,155
to save your peeps.
1095
01:02:35,189 --> 01:02:37,091
(magical chime)
1096
01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:44,298
This HRS of peace may not last.
1097
01:02:44,331 --> 01:02:47,334
But that does not mean
you should jack yourself
1098
01:02:47,368 --> 01:02:50,137
of enjoying this mome-y-do
you've earned.
1099
01:02:53,474 --> 01:02:55,075
(flames burning)
1100
01:02:57,144 --> 01:03:00,548
The day's come for you
to re-mem and re-flek
1101
01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:03,484
on all the shit you've gone
through.
1102
01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:05,919
All the faily-dos,
1103
01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:08,289
all the victories,
1104
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:13,827
all the experiencies that
have led you to right heres,
1105
01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:16,463
right nows.
1106
01:03:16,497 --> 01:03:18,999
And you'll refreshifie
1107
01:03:19,033 --> 01:03:24,004
knowing you've finally solved
the riddle of RE-NINJ, JTRO.
1108
01:03:25,272 --> 01:03:28,610
When your Rage is Extinguished,
1109
01:03:28,643 --> 01:03:33,581
Nothing's Impossible on
this Neverending Journey.
1110
01:03:33,615 --> 01:03:37,985
Where booze will no longer be
a necessity, but a pleasure.
1111
01:03:39,453 --> 01:03:43,891
And yes, everything will change.
1112
01:03:43,924 --> 01:03:47,494
But y'all's future is
finally y'all's to make
1113
01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,531
wherevz you choose.
1114
01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:54,335
The FP isn't a place, my TRO.
1115
01:03:55,302 --> 01:03:57,371
It's a fam.
1116
01:03:57,404 --> 01:04:01,008
And no matter what
happens or wherevz you go,
1117
01:04:01,909 --> 01:04:02,976
the FP,
1118
01:04:04,211 --> 01:04:06,847
FP is 4Evz.
1119
01:04:08,382 --> 01:04:11,318
(epic synth music)
1120
01:04:31,038 --> 01:04:33,575
(rock music)
1121
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,511
♪ I have lived your life ♪
1122
01:04:36,544 --> 01:04:39,480
♪ Full of possibilities ♪
1123
01:04:39,514 --> 01:04:42,316
♪ I left my love behind ♪
1124
01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:45,452
♪ I got the past in front of me
♪
1125
01:04:45,486 --> 01:04:48,623
♪ I see it in your eyes ♪
1126
01:04:48,656 --> 01:04:51,593
♪ You are your own enemy ♪
1127
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:54,495
♪ This is your time ♪
1128
01:04:54,529 --> 01:04:57,632
♪ Come on and meet your destiny
♪
1129
01:04:57,665 --> 01:05:00,467
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1130
01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:03,571
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1131
01:05:03,605 --> 01:05:06,407
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1132
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,577
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1133
01:05:09,611 --> 01:05:12,580
♪ You can face the future ♪
1134
01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:17,619
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1135
01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:24,526
♪ When the action calls ♪
1136
01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:27,428
♪ Take your fears and bury them
♪
1137
01:05:27,461 --> 01:05:30,464
♪ Cause when you take that fall
♪
1138
01:05:30,497 --> 01:05:33,568
♪ You gotta get back up again ♪
1139
01:05:33,601 --> 01:05:36,538
♪ Back against the wall ♪
1140
01:05:36,571 --> 01:05:39,541
♪ And the world is crumbling ♪
1141
01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:42,476
♪ You're not alone ♪
1142
01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:45,580
♪ This is the day of reckoning ♪
1143
01:05:45,613 --> 01:05:48,449
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1144
01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:51,553
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1145
01:05:51,586 --> 01:05:54,421
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1146
01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:57,592
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1147
01:05:57,625 --> 01:06:00,494
♪ You can face the future ♪
1148
01:06:00,528 --> 01:06:05,265
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1149
01:06:08,570 --> 01:06:11,739
(rock music continues)
1150
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:08,362
♪ I see it in your eyes ♪
1151
01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:11,398
♪ You are your own enemy ♪
1152
01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:14,234
♪ This is your time ♪
1153
01:07:14,268 --> 01:07:19,273
♪ Come on and meet your destiny
♪
1154
01:07:23,477 --> 01:07:26,280
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1155
01:07:26,313 --> 01:07:29,283
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1156
01:07:29,316 --> 01:07:32,252
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1157
01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:35,422
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1158
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:38,325
♪ Rewrite your story ♪
1159
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:41,328
♪ Take back what's right ♪
1160
01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:44,298
♪ You you see the answer ♪
1161
01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:47,434
♪ You got it in your sight ♪
1162
01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:50,270
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1163
01:07:50,304 --> 01:07:53,307
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1164
01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:56,243
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1165
01:07:56,276 --> 01:07:59,379
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1166
01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:02,349
♪ You can face the future ♪
1167
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:07,120
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1168
01:08:21,636 --> 01:08:24,839
(synth music)
1169
01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:15,468
(distant siren)
1170
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:22,109
(mechanical whirring)
1171
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:30,518
(eerie music)
1172
01:13:15,796 --> 01:13:20,167
(eerie music intensifies)
1173
01:13:25,806 --> 01:13:30,177
(explosion)
1174
01:13:33,014 --> 01:13:35,583
(mechanical whirring)
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