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Yes!
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So, Abbott's putting
on a Christmas show.
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It's the first one.
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I have been asked to
choreograph a step routine.
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I was asked by myself
when Ava was unavailable.
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Couldn't turn
myself down, you know?
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All right. We are
going to be stepping to the perfect song.
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Hold on to your stockings.
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What song is that?
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What?
You're kidding, right?
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No.
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You guys seriously
don't know this?
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It's Run-DMC.
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What's Run-DMC?
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Oh, kids. No, no.
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How do you... How do you
not know... It... It's...
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♪ It was December 24th on
Hollis Ave after dark ♪
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♪ When I seen a man chillin'
with his dog in the park ♪
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♪ I approached him very slowly
with my heart full of fear ♪
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♪ Looked at his
dog, oh, my God ♪
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♪ An ill reindeer ♪
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Ahh! We're singing
"Christmas in Hollis"?
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Yeah, Jacob. They
don't know it.
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What? Yeah.
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They don't know...
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♪ It's Christmastime
in Hollis, Queens ♪
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♪ Mom's cooking chicken and ♪
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♪ Collard greens ♪
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♪ Rice and stuffing,
macaroni and cheese ♪
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♪ And Santa put gifts
under Christmas trees ♪
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♪ Eeeee, decorate your
house with lights at night ♪
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♪ Snow's on the ground,
snow white so bright ♪
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♪ In the fireplace
is the yule log ♪
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♪ Beneath the mistletoe
as we drink eggnog ♪
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♪ Ay! ♪
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♪ Rhymes so loud and
proud, you hear it ♪
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♪ It's Christmastime
and we got the spirit ♪
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♪ Jack Frost chillin' ♪
♪ The orchids out ♪
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♪ And that's what
Christmas is all about ♪
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Hunh!
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Can we just do Ariana Grande?
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No, no, no.
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♪ Deck
the halls with ♪
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♪ Bells of holly ♪
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Sweethearts, it's
boughs of holly.
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Not "bells," babies.
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Mrs. Howard, what's a bough?
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My class is headlining
the Christmas show
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with a performance
of "Deck the Halls."
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And I am so excited because
it's my favorite time of year.
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And, as the children say,
it's gonna be a sleigh.
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S-L-E-I-G-H.
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Get it? "Sleigh!"
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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Mrs. Howard, I can't
do the Christmas show.
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We don't celebrate.
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Oh, Khadija, I am so sorry.
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Mrs. Howard was on
autopilot and forgot.
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But can you contribute
a snowflake?
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Wonderful.
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All right, let's
take it from the top.
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I got the whole
tomatoes, diced tomatoes,
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crushed tomatoes,
got the gabagool,
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mortadel, prociut, soppressat...
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Do any of these
words have endings?
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Do you plan on
getting a haircut?
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Relax. I'm getting
one this week.
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What's with all the meat?
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Oh, she's making
Christmas Eve dinner
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for her family this year.
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Gotta have the meats.
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My brother can take
down a whole pig
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by himself, hooves and all.
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Wow. I cannot wait for a
Schemmenti Christmas Eve.
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Jacob, I haven't
formally invited you yet.
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I live there.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Don't forget, you gotta get
extra bedding for the couch
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'cause your brother is not
sleeping on the new plastic.
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Your brother?
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Yeah. Caleb's coming
down from Albany
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at the end of the week
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and, uh, staying for Christmas.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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It's not. Okay.
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I haven't seen him
in three years,
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and, uh, there was
always friction.
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He's, like, everything
my folks ever wanted.
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He was popular. He
played football.
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He even had a teenage
pregnancy scare
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and somehow still managed to
be the family's golden child.
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The older brother, uh, can
sometimes cast a big shadow.
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He's my younger brother.
All right, dawg. I tried.
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Okay, well,
I'll tell you what...
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That Caleb is not
coming to my dinner.
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Great. Yeah.
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We don't want him there, anyway.
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Jacob, you're still
on the wait list.
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Just like Morehouse.
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Oh! That was fantastic,
girlies... and Tim!
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We are one step closer
to nailing this routine
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and turning you all
into Run-DMC fans.
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You finally made a
routine we all like.
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Oh, okay.
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I don't think we have to
use the word "finally."
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It's not my favorite adverb.
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Why don't we take a breather?
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Okay?
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Ha! You don't get
to be on stage.
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I don't celebrate Christmas.
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Santa doesn't
bring you presents.
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Santa doesn't like you.
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Stop it right now and apologize.
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We do not treat
each other that way.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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Oh. Khadija, I'm
sorry your classmates
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teased you that way.
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Are you okay?
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Thank you, Mrs.
Howard. I'm okay.
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I just wish I could be
on stage, too.
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The whole point of this show
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is celebrating that holiday
feeling of being together.
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And every student
deserves to be included.
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Any luck with the projector?
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Oh, it's working great.
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There's a rabbit.
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I'm a janitor, not
an Apple Genius.
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You need to call that
district I.T. man down here.
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O'Shon. Oh, you
know his name, huh?
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Interesting.
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Oh. Hello, Ava.
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To what do we owe this
visit to the second floor?
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Somebody came in asking for you.
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Their story was fishy, but
I gave him a visitor badge,
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just to see what would happen.
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Jakey!
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Caleb? You're not
supposed to be here
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till the end of the week.
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Oh, come on, is that
how you're gonna
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greet your little bro?
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Bring it in.
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Little bro from another mo?
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Nope. We both came out
the same incredible woman.
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Okay. All right. That's
enough. I'm at work.
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Not until the back cracker.
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No. Crack! Crack!
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Okay. Breathe out. Breathe
out.
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Crack, there it is.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah.
You know I hate that.
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Ava, this is, uh... this
is my brother, Caleb.
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What up, Caleb? I
like your energy.
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Seems chaotic.
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Yeah.
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Um, what are you doing here?
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Just wanted to see
the brojo in his dojo.
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You know, kickin' knowledge
into kids' craniums.
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Whsst! Yeah, that's great,
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but, um... uh, well, the
day... the day is over.
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No worries. Uh, I'll
come back tomorrow, then.
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My week's clear.
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As a personal trainer,
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sometimes you gotta take
days off to make gains.
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Hill mentality... trademarked.
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Okay.
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Don't, um... let's,
uh... Come on.
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Um... so... Let's go!
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Hey, do you wanna wrestle?
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Oh! Perfect! That
was perfect, guys!
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Don't change a thing!
Oh, my goodness.
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After weeks of hard work
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and... and... and sleeping
under my desk a few nights,
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I did it.
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Ava, take down that tree,
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and, Janine, get
back under your desk.
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We are not doing a
Christmas-themed show anymore.
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Really?!
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Um, oh.
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Uh, w-we can still do
"Christmas in Hollis," right?
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No, find another song. It
is now Winter at Abbott.
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Has my power been
usurped?
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We don't remember allowing that.
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Okay, Tetris that in there.
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Okay, this goes there.
If I could just...
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Melissa, this is
a communal fridge.
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You can't take up all the space.
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I'm hosting my
family for dinner.
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All right? I need
the extra space.
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I already bought
an extra freezer
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because I gotta share my
at-home fridge with Jacob
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and his stupid non-dairy milks.
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And you are welcome to all the
sweet pea milk you can drink.
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Everyone,
this is my brother, Caleb.
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Hey. Gregory. Nice
to meet you, man.
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And nice to meet you... Whoa!
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Solid grip, great set
of calluses. You lift.
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I always wanted Jakey
to lift with me,
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but it was never
his thing, you know?
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Hey, I lifted...
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the spirits of
everyone around me.
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Well, it's nice meeting you.
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I'm gonna let you out
of this conversation
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so I don't corner
you with small talk.
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I deeply appreciate that.
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So, how was sleeping
on the couch?
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You know, I have slept
on a lot of couches,
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but you got something
special going on
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in that living room, baby girl.
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Thank you!
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You know, Jacob sits on
that couch every day.
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Never once has complimented it.
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Yeah, well, Melissa, I forgot to
tell you that Caleb is a Giants fan.
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Ah, I'd phrase it more
as I hate the Cowboys.
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- Good man. Good man right
there. - Uh-huh.
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What are you doing
on, uh, Christmas Eve?
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Oh, just hanging with the bro.
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Maybe go outside,
build a bro-man.
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Well, I'm hosting
a little dinner,
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so you should pull up a seat.
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I don't see why I couldn't.
I mean, I'll be there anyway.
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And so will I!
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What don't you understand
about wait lists?
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Oh, hey, this must
be the famous Janine!
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I'm this wet fart's
baby brother, Caleb.
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Ah, JK, Jakey.
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Oh, hi! It's nice
to meet you, Caleb.
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Hey, you dance right?
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You know, I used to
do a little, uh...
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Ooh.
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Wow! That's actually
really good!
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You know what? Actually,
we... we should probably,
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uh, head out. Oh.
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Get going. Sorry. Okay. Hey!
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Make sure you guys
turn today up...
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to the maximum.
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I will! Yeah. I like it.
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Nice to meet you, man.
Good guy in there.
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Yeah. Have a great day, all.
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Okay.
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Bye. Bye.
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Melissa. What is this?
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Can we...? Melissa: What?
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What's
up, Bar Bar?
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Don't call me that.
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Yes, ma'am. Hey, look.
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So, um, I'm actually here
to yell at you.
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On behalf of the PTA...
Respectfully. Mm-hmm.
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They found out that you're
trying to yeet Christmas,
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and they don't like
that very much.
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Tell the parents not to worry.
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We are having a winter show
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so that all of the
students can participate.
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00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,579
All right, so, Barb,
253
00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,331
if we 100% can't do
"Christmas in Hollis,"
254
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,460
then I've compiled an extensive
list of non-Christmas songs.
255
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,669
And I've arranged them
in order of step-ability.
256
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,088
So take a look. Mm.
257
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,798
Janine, the only
song on this list
258
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,467
that'll work is "Let It Snow,"
259
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,552
and it is far too adult
with all of that kissing
260
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,762
in front of the fire, ugh.
261
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,180
Mm, yeah. Yeah.
262
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,556
You can't forget
the goodbying, too.
263
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,183
Mm-hmm. They was nasty.
264
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,561
The song must include
spending time with loved ones,
265
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,812
warm beverages,
266
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,774
yet be enough of a throwback
that adults can enjoy,
267
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,818
while simultaneously
being fresh enough
268
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,154
to engage our modern youth.
269
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,073
Yes, that is word for word what
I put into the Google search. Ah.
270
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,241
No one's written that song.
271
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,202
Yet!
272
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,787
Oh, no.
273
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,205
You almost done?
274
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,123
Uh, still got some work to do.
275
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,917
I'll probably have to come
back tomorrow to finish up.
276
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,085
No rush.
277
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,462
So, this is a Christmas show?
278
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,131
Well, it was, but it's
a winter show now.
279
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,966
I'm just annoyed because
280
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,259
I had this whole
Christmas giveaway planned
281
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,761
with the tree and presents.
282
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,971
But I can't do it now.
283
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,183
You could make it a
winter giveaway, right?
284
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,560
Change up the wrapping paper
to snowflakes or something,
285
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:07,564
and remove that angel with a
striking resemblance to you
286
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,774
from the top of the tree.
287
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,400
Oh, I wasn't looking for ideas.
288
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,401
I was just complaining.
289
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,738
I like to give back
around Christmastime, too.
290
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,365
Like what?
291
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,366
I go to the soup kitchen.
292
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,786
Oh, so you're kind and stuff.
293
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,205
You don't need to brag about it.
294
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,044
All right, so, as we
all know, in 1492,
295
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,630
Columbus set sail with
his three ships...
296
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,757
the Niña, the Pinta,
the Santa Maria.
297
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,426
No way! That's dope!
298
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,763
Yeah, well, there's nothing
dope about mass colonization.
299
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,723
Oh, no, for sure,
bro. Hundo P.
300
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,685
I was just thinking... I wonder
if my exes Nina and Maria
301
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,853
were named after those ships.
302
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,396
Doubt it.
303
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,564
They were sisters.
304
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,940
Maybe they got a
third sister, Pinta,
305
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:50,983
out there waiting for me.
306
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,651
Caleb, stop.
307
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,153
My bad.
308
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,279
Anyways, the Vikings had
reached the Americas...
309
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,698
Hey, I'm Aaliyah from
the podcast club.
310
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,658
We'd love to have you as guest.
311
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,201
We
should totally sidebar.
312
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,453
Laminated business cards?
313
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,496
Sick!
314
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,624
Guys, guys, eyes
up here, please.
315
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,836
♪ Season's
greetings to you ♪
316
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,423
Oh, darlings, that's wonderful,
but that's the wrong note.
317
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,467
I have penned a
soon-to-be holiday classic
318
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,387
that we will be performing
in the winter show.
319
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,931
This way, no student is
left out of the performance,
320
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,142
at least not for
religious reasons.
321
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,896
Still yet to be seen
for melodic reasons.
322
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,315
Mrs. Howard, we
wrote our own song.
323
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,066
Well, sweetheart,
this wasn't exactly
324
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,819
a free-for-all
writing assignment,
325
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,654
but, um, let's hear it!
326
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,865
♪ Snowmans are scary ♪
327
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,491
♪ Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪
328
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,869
Oh, that's lovely.
Wonderful.
329
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,872
But this year, we are going
to sing Mrs. Howard's song.
330
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,290
Hey, Mrs. Howard. Whoa!
331
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,791
How's it looking with the song?
332
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,918
You can't rush art, Janine.
333
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,045
Oh, okay. It's just, um,
334
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,713
we're gonna need the song soon.
335
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,840
Because I choreographed a routine
with some generic dance moves,
336
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,134
but without the song, we
can't actually practice,
337
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,844
so I don't want to rush art,
I just wanna know art's ETA.
338
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,931
J-Janine, give me
some time... Okay.
339
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,092
And you will have the song.
340
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,102
Okay! Ah!
341
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,814
What do you think you're doing?
342
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,942
I'm shoving Italian dishes
through a cafeteria window.
343
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,443
What's it look like I'm doing?
344
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,070
I ran out of room in the fridge.
345
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,321
And don't tell me to
put it in the snow.
346
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,948
I already got two
turkeys out there.
347
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,366
I have a mini-fridge
in my closet.
348
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,617
You do?
349
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,744
Well, thank you so
much for offering.
350
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,120
I didn't
say you could use it.
351
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,872
I was just sharing information.
352
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,998
I got a treadmill in there, too.
353
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,583
Can't use that, either.
354
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,335
Okay, so, first, you fill
up the lounge fridge.
355
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,503
Now you're filling
up this one, too?
356
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,380
Where am I supposed
to put my lunch?
357
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,340
Mr. Johnson, are
you allowing this?
358
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,259
You allowing your hair to grow out
like that?
359
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,344
Get a haircut, boy.
360
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,556
Hey. Caleb said he
was gonna be with you,
361
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,725
lending you moves,
elevating your routine?
362
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,228
Well, he did.
But now he's with Gregory,
363
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,771
doing a pod for
the podcast club.
364
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,148
What?
365
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,318
No! No! No!
366
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,696
He actually went
to prom by himself.
367
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,989
He had no date.
368
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,032
Got himself a sick
corsage and everything,
369
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,450
and just strolled in solo,
ready to dance with anybody.
370
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,869
Hey, stop the pod!
Stop. Stop recording.
371
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,329
Uh, Jacob, it's okay.
372
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,789
It's not. Caleb, will
you step into the hallway
373
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,041
with me, please?
374
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,004
I'll be right back. Okay.
375
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,799
What the...?
376
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,467
Why did you come here?
377
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,720
What do you mean? To
hang out with you.
378
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,180
Yeah, well, I haven't
seen you in three years.
379
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,765
Because you never come home.
380
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,851
Yeah. Did you ever think
about why I don't come home?
381
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,728
Because we turned your
bedroom into a gym?
382
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,939
I mean, kind of, yeah.
That's one of many reasons.
383
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,317
Look, Abbott is
my new home, okay?
384
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,570
And you come in here
and you Caleb it up
385
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,739
with your back crackers
and making fun of me.
386
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,240
You know, when you
said you were coming,
387
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,242
I really hoped that things
would be different, you know,
388
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,535
because we're adults now.
389
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,412
But, clearly,
nothing has changed.
390
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,457
You have to be the favorite.
Everyone's favorite.
391
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,542
Dude. I mean, if
that's how you feel...
392
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,543
That is how I feel.
393
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,880
Then I guess I'll go.
394
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,925
I'll go get my stuff and
stay with my buddy Connor.
395
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,680
The back crackers meant no harm.
396
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,266
They're supposed to
relieve back pain.
397
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,396
♪ We wish you
all the good things ♪
398
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,901
♪ The smiles remove the bad ♪
399
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,697
Mrs. Howard, what's wrong?
400
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,990
I'm sorry.
401
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,950
You know, I've just
asked too much of you.
402
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,786
And there... there
isn't enough time
403
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,287
for you to learn the song,
404
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:36,958
so in order to save
the winter show,
405
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,586
I'm just gonna have to sing
the winter song myself.
406
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,630
Nooooooo!
407
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,641
Hey, man.
408
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,059
How you doing?
409
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,977
Well, I cannot lie
to you, Gregory.
410
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,438
I'm a little P.O.'d. Okay?
411
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,900
But I wouldn't want to burden
you with my, uh... Let it out.
412
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,652
Caleb always does this!
413
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,196
Everywhere he goes,
it's the Caleb show.
414
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,532
"Caleb's the coolest,
Caleb's the strongest,
415
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,200
Caleb has his drone license."
416
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,994
He is this constant reminder
of everything I'm not.
417
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,955
It's one of the reasons I
left home in the first place.
418
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,706
And now, I just... I just...
419
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,501
I just feel like everything
I had run away from
420
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,045
has come, like, crashing
back down on me.
421
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,422
I don't even know
why he came here.
422
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,736
I think you should
come listen to this.
423
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,388
But, you know, when
you're snowmobiling at that altitude,
424
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,056
the drone can't
connect, so you...
425
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,391
Wrong spot. Hang on.
426
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,976
Okay.
427
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,145
I obviously looked up
to Jacob my whole life.
428
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,980
He was so smart.
429
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,065
I realized I could never
be as smart as he was,
430
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,984
so I put my brain in my muscles
431
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,319
and became a jock
and a drone pilot.
432
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,866
But Jacob's honestly the most
fearless person I've ever met.
433
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,869
He never cared what anyone
else thought about him
434
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,621
and always knew
exactly who he was.
435
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,040
He actually went
to prom by himself.
436
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,127
He had no date. Got himself a
sick corsage and everything,
437
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,795
and just strolled in solo,
ready to dance with anybody.
438
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,672
Hey, stop the
pod! Stop. Stop...
439
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,215
And that's when you ran in and
started yelling at everyone.
440
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,258
It's not.
441
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,801
Yeah. Okay.
442
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:15,557
♪ Bar-ba-ra How-ow-ard ♪
443
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,270
♪ Bar-ba... ♪
I did it! I did it!
444
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,397
Ava! O'Shon! Mr. Johnson!
Jacob! I did it!
445
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,734
Ah! Contingency Dance Number
4 works with Barbara's song.
446
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,196
The kids are locked in.
Let's get this show...
447
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,615
on the road!
448
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,408
Yes!
449
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,578
Whatever.
450
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,167
Thanks for coming.
451
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,543
Thanks for texting.
452
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,794
I was coming anyway.
453
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,338
Podcast kids invited me,
454
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,672
and I didn't want to
let them down, you know?
455
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,342
Hey, um, I'm sorry
456
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,760
I flipped out on you yesterday.
457
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,054
Just being around you,
458
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,389
it reminds me of
everything back home.
459
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,099
And I've been working
really hard to,
460
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,643
like, move past all that.
461
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,728
Well, I don't want to take
you back to that place, bro.
462
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,314
I'm proud of you for leaving.
463
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,440
And, you know, I get
it.
464
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,900
But I'm not Mom and Dad,
465
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,781
and I'm sorry if I ever
made you feel like that.
466
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,156
You know, going to prom stag,
467
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,035
I felt... so alone
in that moment.
468
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,871
Really? To me, it
was just my big bro
469
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,456
being a big boss, you know?
470
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,999
Yeah, well,
I-I-I couldn't have felt
471
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,294
less like a boss back then.
472
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,629
Hey, you know, if you
ever need to talk,
473
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,632
I'm just a phone
call away, right?
474
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,635
Hey, there's my friend.
475
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,178
- How you doing?
- Hey, you!
476
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,514
What? Me?
477
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,933
Why do I have 20 pounds
of calamari in my fridge?
478
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,476
Listen, I'll make you a deal.
479
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,646
How do you feel about a
nice calamari chowder?
480
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,439
Terribly.
481
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,650
Cannoli, on the other hand,
would sweeten the deal.
482
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,193
No glitz. Pistachio.
483
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,655
Chocolate chip.
Pleasure doing business.
484
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,034
All right. Looks like
you are good to go.
485
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,160
The projector is fixed.
486
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,788
I tuned up the
sound system, and...
487
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:05,583
I went ahead and set up some
winter-friendly visuals.
488
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,835
You know you're not
getting a tip, right?
489
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,671
I saw that
you changed up the tree.
490
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,589
You went with some different
wrapping paper for the gifts.
491
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550
Mm, came up with that on my own.
492
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,010
Of course.
493
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,595
I think I'll stick around
a bit, catch the show.
494
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,974
And if anything goes
wrong, I'll be right here.
495
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,767
Whatever.
496
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,321
All right, everybody, I
want to see your smiles.
497
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,989
What are you doing here?
498
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,782
I don't know. I just go
where my feet take me.
499
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,076
What? You can't...
500
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,954
Oh! Packed house, Barb. Yes.
501
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,123
No pressure, but you've
already ruined Christmas.
502
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,958
I... Let's not
ruin winter too.
503
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,878
So, without further ado,
504
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,713
headlining our
inaugural Winter Show,
505
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,466
we have Mrs. Barbara Howard
and her kindergartners
506
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,925
and the Abbott Step Team.
507
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,303
Enjoy... if possible.
508
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,972
Take it
away, Mrs. Howard.
509
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,101
♪ Happ... ♪
510
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,645
Oh.
511
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,982
I said, take it
away, Mrs. Howard!
512
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,401
♪ Happ... ♪
513
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,153
Oh, my voice!
514
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,363
I can't sing.
515
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,491
Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh,
um... Okay, okay.
516
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,785
Um... Um, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
517
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,995
No. No. No. I got this.
I got this. New plan!
518
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,372
No, no, no, my team
cannot pivot again.
519
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,998
They practiced to
Barbara's song.
520
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,167
Okay, okay. One
second. Little gang,
521
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,336
y'all are gonna perform
the song that y'all wrote.
522
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,420
What?! Bad idea.
523
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,798
Okay, listen. And
then the steppers,
524
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,007
y'all just gonna do whatever.
525
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,092
No, do the routine. No!
526
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,426
Just go crazy. No,
do the routine.
527
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,844
Oh, my God. Let's go.
528
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,805
♪ Snowmans are scary ♪
529
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,264
♪ Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪
530
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,974
♪ Snowing ice cream ♪
Wh...
531
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,726
♪ Yum, yum, team ♪
532
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,770
♪ Don't be mean ♪
533
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,438
♪ I'll tell Kareem ♪
534
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,107
♪ Candy for lunch ♪
535
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,983
♪ Fruit punch, crunch ♪
536
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,528
♪ It's cold out,
sweaty jacket ♪
537
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,987
Send that to Mom and
Dad.
538
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,280
They will hate it.
539
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,615
♪ ...makes me fart ♪
540
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,950
♪ Snowing ice cream ♪
541
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,493
♪ Yum, yum, team ♪
542
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,994
♪ Don't be mean ♪
543
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,705
♪ I'll tell Kareem ♪
544
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,498
♪ Candy for lunch ♪
545
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,958
♪ Fruit punch, crunch ♪
546
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,711
♪ It's cold out,
sweaty jacket ♪
547
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,845
- Yeah! Encore!
- Whoa! Encore!
548
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,472
Mrs. Howard? Yes?
549
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,599
Thank you so much for this.
550
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,561
My daughter is so happy she
got the chance to participate.
551
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,271
Thank you. Oh! Thank you.
552
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,314
Ay, yo! Yo, yo, yo.
553
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,024
We gonna need that
encore from ya.
554
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,069
Let's go!
555
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,823
Hey, what's up,
man? Oh, hey, um...
556
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,199
where's Mike?
557
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,951
Oh, last-minute vacation.
558
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,828
But he filled me in
on what you like.
559
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,373
And he says to say, "Aloha,"
560
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,918
but between us,
he's in Galveston.
561
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,336
Yeah. That's Mike.
562
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,298
Well, you know what
I do for a living.
563
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,549
What do you do, Gregory?
564
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,259
Oh, I'm a... I'm a teacher.
565
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,219
Oh, cool.
566
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,096
You know, my daughter's
in education.
567
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,806
Oh, yeah? She a teacher?
568
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,558
She's a principal.
569
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,186
Uh, I forget the name
of the school, though.
570
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,397
Abington? Adams?
571
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,815
Abbott?
572
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,109
That's it. Abbott Elementary.
573
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,611
That's the one Ava works at.
574
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,404
You know it?
575
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,454
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