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Normally, I wouldn't put a new driver on a run this late at night.

The last time you left, I'm totally fine.

Look at me.

Oh yeah, you're real confidence inspiring.

I will so get this thing to the museum tonight.

I swear to God.

Alright, look, if you feel yourself starting to nod, you pull over.

If the storm gets worse, you pull over.

If you have to so much scratch your ass, you pull over.

We'll be fine.

We'll be in the van.

Oh man.

Oh man.

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Now, you listen.

I got some freaky metalhead telling me some freaky story.

And if I got to call out a bed at the crack of dawn, the lab guys have to.

And their union rules can personally kiss my ass.

Anything else there, Willie?

More coffee or morning paper?

Maybe not too busy. There's some crime scene photos to take.

You're not taking any photos.

We're taking it from here.

Who the hell are you?

Special unit 2, later.

Sorry, officer, but this is our jurisdiction.

We're going to have to ask you to leave.

And this is your jurisdiction just because you say so.

That answer is correct.

I'm under forced 20 years and I'm not stepping off a case.

When no one even knows what the hell it is you people do.

Green.

Understood.

See you another time, detectives.

Not if we see you first.

Very nice.

You're walking you in. You know that?

But you realize it's easier to be polite than a hard ass.

Actually, they did a study at Harvard.

Apparently it really is easier being a hard ass.

Well, probably the matter of Officer Green did see these things with his own eyes.

He just convinced himself they weren't real.

Officer Green's running a few ports low.

Yeah. It's about being close minded.

There are plenty of bright college educated people.

Couldn't deal with it either.

So you just reminded me I got to play some bets on Saturday's games.

You didn't hear a word. I just said.

Sure I did. College.

You guys.

I'm Officer Benson, this is Officer O'Malley.

What happened here?

I saw this dead guy stick his hand through a two by four and strangle me.

And yeah, I know how that sounds, but that's the deal, right?

What else?

Nothing. I blacked out.

But when I opened my eyes, there was no mommy in the crate anymore.

Okay, you have a concussion.

Things are mixed up in your head, that's all.

Even more mixed up than usual.

But look at the bruises on my neck.

You were in an accident. You're going to have bruises everywhere.

Artifact 2-2-1-7-1 was a mommy.

It woke up, it strangled me, and I'm going to the inquire.

Okay, Jerry.

Jerry, we can treat the missing artifact as an opportunistic robbery.

Make sure you don't get the blame and release you.

Or you can stick to your story, but then the

doctors are just going to have to run tests.

Test.

What scans, internal probes, probes, and blood work to see if any of the

list substances might have been contributing to what you think you saw.

You know, that was a pretty hard knock I got on the head.

This sweater is irreplaceable, so where is it?

I'll look for it as soon as I've come.

You said that 10 minutes ago.

Do they work here?

I'm waiting and they can get their own clothes.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Sean.

He's doing a VR simulation, he's fully escalated.

Best thing would be to wait until he's done.

I'll help you on three.

What's up?

I got your research done. I was on lunch, O'Malley.

Interactive ravine.

A night in Ibiza.

You know what? Private workstation.

Yeah, I like my ears, Tickle. Hey!

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What we have here is your usual mummy reactivation.

Things dead for 4,000 years. I think it's revived by an electrical storm.

How usual is this?

On special unit 2's dealt with 11 revived mummies over the last 60 years.

The only difference is our suspects, it's kind of a rare specimen.

He's a Japanese, he's not Egyptian origin.

Rare because Japan used to cremate their dead being an island nation.

Right.

How do we kill him?

You can't kill O'Malley, he's already dead.

You know what I mean? Can we shoot him?

No internal organs to disrupt.

I don't allow him on fire.

Not internally flammable.

Drowned him?

How many more ways of hurting things can you think of?

Now the only force that has any effect on mummies is electricity.

Electricity revives them and enlarge quantities, destroys them.

Okay, specifically how?

Specifically, you stun the suspect with 10,000 volts.

A knocks him out for about an hour, which gives you plenty of time to plunge his steel

rod into where his heart used to be and send another 10,000 straight down in there.

Works for me.

Now, suspect was being transported to the museum

to be displayed with other artifacts from his tomb.

Stuff he was promised he would have when he woke up in the afterlife.

So we assume this suspect thinks this is the

afterlife and he goes looking for his stuff.

Yeah, so we stake out the museum away from him to come get it?

Nice to have a slow pitch down the middle every once in a while.

O'Malley, have the mummy back here by morning.

No more witnesses.

And make sure this thing doesn't actually hurt someone.

Look at that hand here.

How about doing your job? Getting us some information?

Specifically, anything about a 4,000-year-old guy lasting in Lincoln Parkway.

What are we supposed to split that?

Naturally, you have my full cooperation, but I'm really not sure how we can help.

The artifact was stolen miles from you.

Well, we think the person responsible for the mummy's disappearance

will come to the museum to obtain the contents of the tomb.

And how did you come to that conclusion?

A lot of wild guesswork and too much time on our hands.

Inside information.

I understand if you can't reveal your sources.

We're going to need your guards to clear out during our stakeout, at least until dawn.

Of course.

Thank you, Dr. Edens.

Please, Harlan.

Keep me posted, detectives.

I know. We'll talk to you soon.

Harlan.

Oh, have I said I think Dr. Harlan digs you?

No, just 18 times in the last two hours.

Just because he smiled at me.

No, because the way he smiled at you.

ok, You're imagining things.

Like you smiling back at him.

You know what, your problem is you only smile at

people when you're trying to get something from them.

Why were I out the muscles?

Look, I was being friendly.

Look it up in the dictionary. Big book, lot of words.

And why do you always feel you need to keep people as far away as possible?

Well, working in a special unit too, there's too many things you can't say.

Too many secrets to have relationships.

That's an excuse.

Well, it's a survival strategy.

If you're right about us not having relationships,

I really won't be much of an adjustment for me.

I usually scare guys anyway.

Well, by telling them what you've seen that no one else has?

No, by telling them what I really think about everything.

My being honest.

Well, that's always a mistake in a relationship.

For the warning.

To a mummy?

Remember Dorothy, this isn't the regular police.

Dorothy.

Well, that's just great.

The only existing sample of Australopithecus African.

Who the hell turned on the dehumidifier?

Well, I think they do that to keep the bones drowned when they're being fused.

Like this gun.

I hope that hurts.

You said the stun gun would knock that thing out for an hour.

One hour.

It's possible we didn't fully appreciate this particular mommy's background.

Forget a stun gun.

I want a C4 grenade, I want a bazooka, I want an anti tank missile.

What background, Redmond?

Being mummified in Japan was reserved only for a few emperors and their warriors.

So this thing was a professional warrior?

The most trusted and feared samurai who ever lived.

Thank you for that extremely important, extremely late piece of information.

Hey, at least you're alive.

It's more I can say for the mummy and also the Pithakasai for canus.

Now in light of this is electricity still the right approach.

Yeah, it's just that we need a lot more voltage than the stun

gun has and we have to somehow get close enough to deliver it.

I'm about using you as a human catcher's mask.

Alright, look, we've got to find more about this mummy's

history, possible mode of so we can predict a pattern.

Sounds like a plan officer, get to it.

Hi, may I help you?

I hope so.

You need a belt.

Yes.

With those pants you can go with brown or black, what do you think?

You decide.

Okay, black.

34 waist.

You decide.

I'm sorry for staring at you, but you just look so familiar.

Have we met?

No, I'm new to this area.

Really? Where are you from?

Koichi Basin.

Is that an Illinois?

No, not Illinois.

Alright, let's move it, Karl.

Yeah, I know I didn't call her, but just tell

her I let her bring this to you, alright?

You'll ask yourself, alright, o'mally?

Okay.

I've just been busy talking to my thieves.

Alright, I'll see you guys Friday night and it's $20 to buy it.

Okay.

What do you have, Karl?

Your mummy's stepping only out there, but you don't need me to tell you that.

Out there where?

Not sure.

You see him one place, next minute he's not there, we don't know how.

He's also getting help.

From who?

not a who, an it.

A hercamer.

I didn't know there were any hercamer's left in the city any time.

Alright. What's a hercamer?

Another undead thing. I'll explain later.

Start trying to find the hercamer.

Done.

Give me specific locations on where the mummy's been spotted.

Two hours ago in an alley at State and Roosevelt.

Alright, I'll check the crime grid, see if anything happened in the area.

Okay, I'll get another car for the precinct to start work on the mummy's background.

Hey, o'mally, you still pissed about what that thing did to you?

Well, I want to do this catch it before it doesn't harm to the public.

I heard it kick your ass.

We're doing the best we can.

Which obviously isn't good enough.

If you can't find my sweater then let me look.

No customers behind the counter.

What is that?

What is what?

The poster?

No customers behind the counter.

Watch your head. Oh

. Hey Jimmy.

I'm looking for a hercamer.

Yeah. No one working with a mummy.

I guess there really are no secrets, huh?

I'm looking for a friend.

Don't make me break all for your legs.

All right. He's not really a friend. we Find him.

Jimmy. Jimmy.

No. I can't tell you why, but I can't tell

people about you in that stripper last Thursday

night.

Hey, Laurie. How's it going?

Yeah. I had a nice time, too.

Listen. I make it all fairly tonight.

Would you feel like a tie-in? I make a mean carbonara.

Carl. Gender your flock of harlots and tramps on your own time.

She happens to be a board-certified neurologist, and I resent your comment.

Get back to work or I'll mail her a copy of your rap sheet.

I gotta go. Yeah, bring the cover now.

I found a piece of his rap at the crime scene.

He definitely took our signs of a struggle but no blood.

Well, hopefully, he's still alive, but what does he want with her?

I'll ask him when I find him, and I will find him.

OK, do I need to say that stopping this thing before he kidnaps more

women is more important than any personal vendetta you might have?

Once I find it and painfully kick its ugly, mummified link-ass into small

pieces all over the greater Chicago area, it won't be kidnapping women anymore.

Wow. Just make a joke.

I've been digging in every file we have, and I can't find much more in our mummy.

Sean, we don't have a chance of finding this thing until we figure out what he wants.

Just letting you know it's not easy.

Right, or you would have given us the right

information about the mummy in the first place.

OK, I'm just completely consumed by guilt, is all.

All right, you workyour empty ear. I'm going straight to the source.

All right. Are you done? It's my turn to talk now. OK? It's my turn.

Don't act like. Don't act like you haven't seen the hercamer, because I know better.

No one can actually tell me what happened last night with the

intruder, all the destruction, and the security tapes are blank.

Well, we can't disclose any information to the investigation to be completed.

Are you close?

I do believe that there's a substantial market for museum quality artifacts.

Well, we have reasonably, if this isn't about mummy.

Listen, Doctor, what else can you tell me about this

particular mummy, or the significance of the Jeweled staff?

Well, the Jeweled staff is used in a ceremony that, once completed,

gives the revived warrior God-like powers, enabling him to rule on earth.

What else would the warrior need for this ceremony?

Just the other mummies.

What others?

Well, the Koichi warrior was buried with three concubines, about female slaves.

Each of a different race to symbolize a world empire, but they

decayed in the tomb that they didn't survive the centuries.

So he might be looking for female substitutes?

Do you think that this might be an occult

serial killer trying to recreate the ceremony?

We're looking at all possibilities.

Well, I hope not.

In the ceremony, the three concubines are, in fact, sacrificed.

Actually, they're burned alive on a pile of flame.

Ah, great.

Well, thank you, Dr. Eams.

We'll keep you posted.

All right. Detective,

I'm not very good at this sort of thing, but, well, I was thinking, well,

wondering, really, if perhaps dinner may be tonight?

My schedule's pretty tight, so maybe some other time.

All right. Absolutely.

Good.

Great.

We think the suspect is collecting everything he was buried with,

including three female slaves who he'll eventually burn alive.

Based on missing persons reports, he's got two of the women already.

In the explanation of how he's managing to abduct

these women in plain sight without anyone noticing.

We believe a revived organism has undifferentiated,

plasmatic, reconstructive qualities.

Okay, Sean, obbloatting glaze, we think he

can morph his flesh and change his appearance.

Which explains why Carl's informants can't have a track of him for too long.

Paige, we may be in luck.

Carl's informant, something you've been looking for.

I price each piece carefully.

Now, if I were to discount something, I'd be

saying it isn't really worth what I said it was.

I'd have to spend some money getting it refinished.

And take away its essential character?

Do you really want some workmen to attack the piece with solvents and chisels?

No.

So, you need to decide then.

Do you want to take the piece off the market or not?

All right, I'll take it.

There you are. I wonder where I can be coming up.

Charrington?

Yeah. I got some bad news for you.

And what might that be?

You gotta get out of the store.

Right now, your husband's at a motel, two blocks away, having an affair.

My husband is a way in a business trip in Singapore with my uncle.

You know, I've had experiences with prank phone calls before and I'm one of

those few people who actually made sure the offender was successfully prosecuted.

All right.

So long as you don't mind what I'm going to do to your doxum.

Goodbye now. While I call the police and have this call traced.

Nice pink bow.

Who is this?

A very sick person who likes dogs, but not the way you do.

I like him with salt.

I don't find that funny. You don't have my dog.

You're only in my sitting in your house with your dog on your plush burgundy couch.

Oh my god.

I'm playing with her favorite toy.

The green tennis ball?

Yeah. The green tennis ball.

What are you doing? Why are you there?

Didn't you hear me? I'm going to eat your dog.

I put the water on the stove. Shh.

I don't believe you.

I'm going to cut up some vegetables. And you know what?

Celery really helps take out that gamey taste.

You wouldn't do that.

What do you think?

Rare, medium or well done.

No. No. No.

Hello, please.

I got an intruder in my house.

Come on, right?

Rare, medium or well done.

Come to Papa.

I told you we'd find it.

Last.

The stain's not totally out.

What kind of place is this?

Coming through.

Hey, Peter.

Did you see that? Who was that?

Who's who?

That's it. I'm finding another cleaners.

Perkhamers first showed up at Bizarre's and trading posts in the Middle East

where they handle negotiations.

It's basically professional bargainers, anything for a price.

Perkhamers got a low operating temperature.

It's cold in there, so I picked you up a little something on the way in.

You stole it as a grand larceny?

Mr. Meener, it's imitation fur.

Unlike O'Malley, I don't believe in harming small adorable creatures.

I just believe in harming small obnoxious, the obvious ones.

Dry ice.

That only keeps the temperature down, but this thing breeds carbon dioxide.

Here it goes.

Hey, can you hear us?

I can hear you.

I'm looking good body, not a brain.

Go rot and die. Oh, oops, too late.

Do you know what we're looking for?

Let me guess.

My body.

The money of the Koichi Basin Warrior.

Who was alive two days ago and it's collecting women.

Of course I know what you're looking for.

He's been like this since I found him.

Really sarcastic and annoying.

It's unbelievable.

Do you think so?

Word on the street is you've been helping the mummy out.

Why don't you tell us how?

What's in it for me?

What do you want?

$150.

You speak 45 caliber?

If not, I can translate.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go.

Count it. This is ridiculous. He's toying with us.

All right, coming from a man who's holding his gun to the head of a head.

Now, what'd you do for the mummy?

He had me kidnapped and stashed someone.

Stashed who?

It was Dark.

And I didn't ask for ID.

Were you keeping this person?

In a liquid fractal.

I'll explain later.

And how does a head in a box manage to do any of this?

Mind over matter.

The secret that hides in plain sight.

The real world's seen through the shadows.

In other words, he's not going to tell you.

Okay, they got Dr. Edens from the museum on the line for you. Sounds related.

I'll finish up.

Okay.

You got an address on this fractal?

Hey.

Come on. You're still only me for 250.

Yes, I don't mean to bother you.

But I did think of something that may be of help.

Tell me.

Apparently, the jewels from the warrior's staff can be used to locate their owner.

How?

Well, it seems you place the jewels from the staff into

a room box, which then acts like a sort of compass.

The guy you write to the warrior.

Do any of these room boxes still exist?

Oh, yes. The museum has one in its permanent collection.

I'll be there in 20.

No, no, it's not actually on display. We keep it in storage in one of our warehouses.

I say, you don't really think that the room box could lead you to the thief, do you?

Well, it's Department of Procedure to gather all related evidence. What's the address?

311 Ogden. I say, do you need directions?

Nope, I'll see you in 15.

Well, it's a long shot, but if this room box will

actually lead us to the mummy, we'll be home free.

We'll call you as soon as we find the liquid fractal.

Mr. Potato had better not be leading us on a wild goose chase.

Once our Arkhamer strikes a deal, his word is as good as gold.

They're completely trustworthy. And what would you know about that?

I'm ignoring that.

You think the mummy already kidnapped this third woman?

And that's who's stashed in the liquid fractal?

Maybe. But it doesn't match the mummy's ammo.

You're right.

And you realize you just actually asked me my advice on the case.

Here you go.

Wow, this doesn't look particularly high security.

It's well alarmed on the inside. We feel anonymity is probably our best protection.

Understood.

The entrance is over here.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait.

Stand up, wait.

You're right, you've served. That was part on the left.

Yeah. I got it.

Now that is not the property of the Chicago Cubs.

I haven't seen one of these in a while.

I know only but a goodie.

That's someone in there for about three weeks without food or water.

When the fractal breaks down, they come out.

A little anemia and hangover.

Let's see what we got in there.

All right, you first.

I can't, I'm not going in there. Why do I have to go in there?

Well, because I have the gun.

A little out there.

You know this means you got to buy the season tickets.

I should have one protection.

Hey, what can you put through here?

Oh, come on.

Kate.

Where's the entrance?

Dr. Edens isn't Dr. Edens.

That thing must have abducted the real Dr. Edens after we ambushed it in the museum.

And we think we know why.

Officer Benson checked to Joel's staff out of evidence before she went to meet him.

And we have no idea where?

No. And I have other bad news about other missing women.

That thing took someone else.

According to Missing Person's report, he hasn't.

Which means now I will call each you or you're not only has to Joel's staff.

He's also got his third concubine.

If they didn't meet at the museum, where did they meet?

I saw Benson write the address. She must have taken it with her.

She's supposed to log where she's going, that standard procedure.

Something my best officer throw out the window when it suits them.

I just want to find her, sir.

bite me.

Now you tell me who kicked who's ass.

So we got two women saying they were taken here by different men.

Who ended up being the same man, incidentally wrapped in bandit design.

People are really sick, you know that. Thank God the women are alright.

My guess is, we're looking for the creep.

We stole that mummy out of the back of that truck.

And he's now dressing like him.

And we'll find him.

Good night.

You're right, it wouldn't matter if the mummy had tied off as a green to that pole.

He'd still convince himself there was another explanation.

Everyone only sees what they want to see.

Quick thinking with that whole staff through the hard thing.

aaghh Lucky shot.

No, you're really good at killing things.

So wait, so going back to you thinking I'm such a hard ass.

Now you're saying that's a good thing?

No, that is exactly not what I'm saying.

Why can't you just take a compliment?

Well look, I realized we wouldn't have gotten this far if...

Yeah, if you hadn't...

Put the pieces together about the mummy's motives.

Don't worry, you don't have to be nice back.

That's a relief.

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