Original subtitles

Girl: OKAY, NOW, SIT.

STAY. GOOD.

SHAKE YOUR PAW.

GOOD GIRL. ( second girl laughs )

OKAY, NOW, LIE DOWN.

NOW, SIT. SIT.

GOOD GIRL.

GOOD. NOW, STAY.

COME!

AW, YUCK! GROSS!

( tire bursts ) RAY, QUICK, DUCK!

Passenger: I KNEW IT!

WE GOT A FLAT.

Driver: THERE'S A CAN OF THAT QUICK TIRE FIX IN THE BACK.

Passenger: OKAY. TIRE FIX.

Driver: KOSH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

( driver laughing )

KOSH, WE MADE A GREAT HAUL THIS TIME!

THIS ONE PAINTING ALONE

IS GONNA BRING ME IN AT LEAST A QUARTER OF A MILL--

( gasps )

( whimpers )

KOSH!

YEAH?

THERE'S A DOG IN THE TRUCK!

OH, YOU MEAN PUPPY.

PUPPY? SHH!

Driver: WELL, WHATEVER

IT IS...

...WHAT IS IT DOING IN THE TRUCK?

Kosh: WELL, HE SEEMED CUTE. I SNAGGED HIM AT THE LAST HIT.

THOUGHT WE COULD USE SOME COMPANY.

Driver: GET RID OF HIM! Kosh: WHAT?

Driver: NOW!

GO ON. GET. GET.

I'M SORRY.

Girl: OH, NO!

( truck horn blares )

SAL, LOOK OUT!

SAL, YOU SAVED HIM.

( puppy whimpers )

( bell tolls )

Sal: COME ON OR WE'LL BE LATE. LET'S TAKE THE SHORTCUT.

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED, SAL. IF MOTHER AGNES FINDS OUT...

SHE CAN'T SEE US ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.

WE'VE GOT TO THIS TIME.

WAIT UP!

( bell tolling )

BUT WHAT ABOUT MOTHER AGNES?

THE PUPPY?

WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE HIM HERE, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL HER.

Nun: GOD BLESS YOU.

DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER GET 'DOPTED, SAL?

PROBABLY NOT.

MOSTLY PEOPLE JUST WANT LITTLE KIDS.

BYE, CHELSEA.

OKAY, NOW, RUN!

Nun: AHEM! EXCUSE ME!

YOU TWO YOUNG LADIES ARE VERY LATE FOR AFTERNOON MEAL.

NOW, YOU'D BETTER GET UP TO THE DINING HALL RIGHT AWAY.

Both: YES, MOTHER AGNES.

( girls laughing and talking )

EWW.

Mother Agnes: GOOD DAY, SISTERS.

Nun: MOTHER AGNES! ( chuckles )

( low bark )

( gasps )

SAL, YOU GOT A PUPPY! SHH!

( puppy barks softly )

YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SALT THAT.

OH, NO! RAY!

WHAT?

AAH! MOUSE!

( girls screaming )

( puppy barking )

GIRLS! AAH! MOUSE!

EWW! EWW, MOUSE!

( puppy barks ) Ray: COME ON.

GIRLS!

( puppy barks )

( Ray chuckles )

( girls screaming )

Girls: MOUSE! MOUSE!

SISTER HELEN, GO AND SEE WHAT THOSE TWO ARE UP TO

WHILE WE DEAL WITH THIS CHAOS.

YES, MOTHER AGNES.

GIRLS! GIRLS!

WHERE THE DICKENS? OHH!

Sister Helen: GIRLS? GIRLS!

( panting for breath )

QUICK, THE DRAWER!

( panting for breath )

MOM!

I THOUGHT I'D LOST IT.

OH! OHH!

RAY, HURRY!

Sister Helen: EXCUSE ME,

BUT DID ANYONE GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO LEAVE?

WE'RE SCARED OF MICE.

OH, WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THERE AREN'T ANY, THEN.

AND YOU CAN JUST TROT YOURSELVES RIGHT BACK DOWN THERE

AND WAIT TO BE EXCUSED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

YES, SISTER. YES, SISTER.

HMPH. HMPH.

PTOOH!

( puppy whimpers ) ( gasps )

HUH.

( puppy barks softly )

( gasps )

( muttering )

( puppy yaps ) OHH!

( muttering )

Sal: JANEY, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TATTLE.

All: OHH! IT'S SO CUTE!

OH, IT'S TRUE! YOU DO HAVE A PUPPY!

Janey: WHAT ABOUT MOTHER AGNES?

SARAH, YOU'D BETTER GO WATCH THE DOOR.

SAL, YOU'VE BEEN WAITING YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO GET A PUPPY,

HAVEN'T YOU?

I'M NAMING HIM CHESTNUT 'CAUSE HE'S BROWN AND LITTLE.

Girl: HE'S SO CUTE!

WHERE'D YOU GET HIM?

HE WAS IN THE BUSHES!

SISTER HELEN SAID IF WE PRAYED AND PRAYED...

SHE'S COMING! SISTER HELEN'S COMING!

Sister Helen: GIRLS! GIRLS, IT'S 8:00!

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE TO GET MOTHER AGNES UP HERE, DO YOU?

All: NO.

Sister Helen: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

LET'S SAY A PRAYER FOR CHELSEA.

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

BOTH OF THEM.

DEAR LORD,

OUR CHELSEA HAS LEFT THE ORPHANAGE TODAY,

AND WE PRAY THAT SHE MAY FIND GREAT HAPPINESS IN HER NEW HOME.

AMEN.

Girls: AMEN. AMEN.

Sister Helen: GOOD NIGHT, GIRLS.

Girls: GOOD NIGHT, SISTER HELEN.

DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

SAL...

WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY THAT?

I THINK SHE THINKS IT'S FUNNY.

( puppy yelps )

HELLO? ( gasps )

( mimicking barking )

WOOF! WOOF!

( girls mimic barking )

OH, NOW, HUSH.

PRECIOUS, AREN'T THEY, LORD?

SAL...

DO YOU THINK GOD KNEW?

SISTER HELEN SAYS HE HEARS EVERYTHING.

SHH.

SAL...

IT'S DARK TONIGHT.

SAL?

YES, YOU CAN GET IN MY BED.

( dog whimpers softly )

WHAT NOW, RAY?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FINALLY GOT A DOG.

I KNOW. ME NEITHER.

SAL...

YES, RAY?

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

Sal: ( giggling ) CHES!

( puppy yelps )

OKAY, NOW, SIT.

( yaps )

SEE? YOU'RE A SMART LITTLE FELLOW.

I THINK MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU A FEW THINGS.

OKAY, NOW, LIE DOWN.

( giggling ) AH, YOU SILLY FELLOW!

( bell tolling )

( bell tolling )

( Ray sobbing )

SAL, WHERE DID YOU GO?

I TOOK CHESTNUT OUT TO THE FIELD.

DON'T DO THAT, SAL.

DON'T GO WITHOUT ME.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT YOU, OKAY?

OKAY?

( girls talking )

Girls: UH-OH.

( quietly ) MOTHER AGNES?

SHE NEVER COMES TO BREAKFAST.

SALLY ANN AND RAY, PLEASE STAND UP.

MY OFFICE, NOW.

Girl: WHAT'D THEY DO? Girl #2: I DON'T KNOW.

JANEY?

I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T TELL!

PINKY SWEAR.

NOW, I'VE BROUGHT YOU BOTH HERE BECAUSE...

SOMETHING VERY OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAS HAPPENED HERE.

WE KNOW... BUT IT'S NOT SAL'S FAULT.

I'VE BEEN PRAYING EVERY NIGHT,

EXCEPT FOR SOME NIGHTS WHEN I'M REALLY TIRED,

FOR SAL TO GET A D-- OWW!

( Chestnut yapping softly )

( barks )

I'LL GET TO THE POINT.

YOU...TWO...SISTERS...

HAVE BEEN ADOPTED.

YOU MEAN...

YOU FOUND OUR MOTHER?

RAY...

SHE MEANS THEY FOUND US A HOME.

( yapping )

( barking softly )

THE TOMLEYS, WHO YOU'VE MET SEVERAL TIMES,

HAVE DECIDED TO ADOPT YOU BOTH,

AND YOU'LL BE MOVING TO THEIR HOME IN NEW YORK CITY.

A MOM AND A DAD?

WE NEVER HAD BOTH BEFORE.

Mother Agnes: WELL, YOU ARE TWO VERY LUCKY GIRLS, THEN.

Sal: MOTHER AGNES?

Mother Agnes: YES, WHAT IS IT?

Sal: I WAS WONDERING...

DO PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY HAVE DOGS?

FROGS?

OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS--

NO, DOGS.

D-O-G-S.

Mother Agnes: GIRLS, HAVE I NOT MADE IT CLEAR?

YOU ARE BOTH GOING TO A FAMILY.

THAT MEANS THERE IS A MOTHER

AND A FATHER WHO HAVE DECIDED...

FAINT. WHAT?

PRETEND TO FAINT.

WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DOGS?

OHH!

MOTHER AGNES, RAY'S FAINTED. I'LL GET WATER.

OH, MY WORD! OHH!

RAY? OH, WAKE UP, SWEETIE.

WOW. THANK YOU, MOTHER AGNES. I FEEL MUCH MORE BETTER NOW.

HMM.

( splash ) OH!

UGH! OHH!

Woman: AND MRS. BARTLETT, THIS WILL BE THE GIRLS' ROOM.

THEY LIKE TO DANCE?

OH, YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW.

I JUST KNOW THAT I DID AS A GIRL.

SAYS HERE THEY LIKE ANIMALS.

YES. I WAS THINKING ABOUT TAKING THEM TO A PET STORE.

BUT WE'RE GOING TO BUY THEM EACH A FISH.

HMM?

MY HUSBAND'S ALLERGIC TO ANIMALS-- CATS...DOGS...

ONES WITH HAIR?

YEAH.

KEEP THIS IN A SECURE SPOT.

IT'S THE FINAL PIECE OF DOCUMENTATION YOU NEED

FOR THE ADOPTION TO BECOME COMPLETE.

AND REMEMBER TO CALL ME WHEN CONCERNS COME UP.

SOMETIMES ADJUSTMENT CAN BE VERY HARD FOR ORPHANS AT THIS AGE.

OKAY. THANK YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS.

THANKS.

BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

WE'LL MISS YOU.

WHEN YOU'RE ADOPTED, YOU HAVE TO GO.

IT'S THE LAW...

BUT YOU CAN COME TO VISIT.

WHAT ABOUT CHESTNUT?

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE HIM?

I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY.

Woman: HERE'S TO LAURA AND HER NEW LIFE...

MOTHERHOOD!

WHOO!

( heavy accent ) MOTHERHOOD! MOTHERHOOD!

EVERYBODY, THIS IS ROSAMARIA.

I JUST HIRED HER TO HELP ME WITH THE APARTMENT AND WITH THE GIRLS,

AND SHE'S GONNA GO FULL TIME WHEN I COME BACK AFTER THE NEW YEAR.

WOW. WELCOME, ROSAMARIA.

SHE DOESN'T REALLY SPEAK ENGLISH, SO...

OH, UH...

Rosamaria: SALUD! All: SALUD!

Man: SEE? SHE UNDERSTANDS ME!

SO, COME ON, TELL US-- WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?

WELL, THE SOCIAL WORKER JUST GAVE US OUR FINAL DOCUMENTS,

AND THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO COME TOMORROW!

All: OHH!

GIRLS! MAÑANA! GIRLS!

GIRLS!

( all laughing )

SAL...

SHH. HE'S SLEEPING AGAIN.

SAL, ARE YOU SCARED?

NO.

SAL...WHAT DO A MOM AND DAD DO, REALLY?

TAKE KIDS TO SCHOOL...

MAKE 'EM FOOD AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

THAT'S IT?

WILL THEY KISS US?

( snickers ) NO.

JANEY SAID THEY WILL.

THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.

SAL...

RAY, IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP NOW, OKAY?

SAL?

YES?

WE'RE GOING TO BE A FAMILY NOW.

TV Announcer: ... TO JAMIE SIMONS WITH TONIGHT'S TOP STORY.

Simons: LAST NIGHT'S BREAK-IN BRINGS THE TOTAL TO

15 WEST SIDE APARTMENTS

THAT HAVE BEEN BURGLARIZED IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS.

MR. TRUNDLE, OWNER OF TRUNDLE PROPERTIES, IS HERE WITH US NOW.

MR. TRUNDLE, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THESE BURGLARS?

THEY'VE HIT QUITE A FEW OF YOUR BUILDINGS.

WELL, I IMAGINE IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR THEM TO, UH,

TARGET THE FINEST BUILDINGS IN NEW YORK.

HONEY?

WHICH ONE?

OH, UM...WELL, YOU KNOW, HONEY, I THINK EITHER ONE WILL BE FINE.

YEAH? UH-HUH.

NO, YOU KNOW, I THINK THE BLUE ONE IS FRIENDLIER, YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WH-WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK THE BLUE ONE'S FRIENDLIER. THANKS.

Simons: THEY APPEAR TO BE HIGHLY SKILLED THIEVES.

THE MEDIA HAS NICKNAMED THESE CRIMINALS

THE CENTRAL PARK ROBBERS

BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO BE TARGETING

EXCLUSIVE APARTMENT BUILDINGS AROUND THE PARK,

AND THEN USING THE PARK AS AN ESCAPE ROUTE.

MM-HMM. THEY CERTAINLY DO.

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.

THESE CRIMINALS ARE THE LOWEST SCUM OF SOCIETY.

HEY, UNCLE WES, COME HERE.

WHO IS THIS GUY? I MEAN, HE DOESN'T LIKE US.

THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED SOON.

THAT IS THOMAS TRUNDLE.

I'VE DECIDED TO OFFER A $50,000 REWARD

FOR ANY INFORMATION LEADING TO THE CAPTURING OF THESE THUGS.

MR. TRUNDLE IS OFFERING A $50,000 REWARD...

OH, NO. NOBODY PUTS A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD.

NO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HIM A REAL REASON NOT TO LIKE US.

OH, YEAH! YOU SHOW 'EM, UNCLE WES!

FROM NOW ON, WE ONLY HIT TRUNDLE BUILDINGS.

HONEY.

MAYBE THIS IS BETTER THAN THE BLUE?

OH, HONEY, THAT--THAT IS-- THAT'S THE ONE.

YOU LOOK-- YOU LOOK STUNNING.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO NERVOUS IN ALL MY LIFE.

WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE US?

SWEETHEART... OHH.

RELAX. YOU'RE GONNA BE... A WONDERFUL MOTHER.

COME ON, GIRLS! CHOP CHOP!

THE TOMLEYS ARE HERE.

DON'T FORGET TO WRITE US.

BUT WE DON'T GOT STAMPS.

COME ON, NOW. STEP LIVELY, GIRLS.

HI.

HEY, RAY.

HI, SAL.

HI, MRS. TOMLEY.

HELLO, MR. AND MRS. TOMLEY.

( chuckles )

( laughs ) OH, MATT.

( chuckles )

( whispers ) SHE KISSED ME!

COME HERE.

( laughing )

I KNEW I COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT TEARS.

WELL--WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MOTHER AGNES.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YEAH, SO, YOU GIRLS READY TO GO?

ALL RIGHT.

LET ME HELP YOU WITH THESE. THANKS.

( Chestnut yelps softly )

AND--AND YOU'LL HOLD ON TO THAT ONE.

COME ON. GOODBYE, GIRLS.

Girls: BYE! Mother Agnes: GOODBYE, GIRLS.

Mother Agnes: BYE-BYE, GIRLS.

Girls: BYE, SAL! BYE, RAY!

Matt: THANK YOU!

Girl: BYE, RAY. WE'LL MISS YOU.

No Secrets: ♪ NAH-NAH

♪ NAH-NAH

♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH ♪

♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH

♪ HERE I AM, HERE I AM, HERE I AM ♪

♪ ISN'T IT CRAZY?

♪ ISN'T IT WILD?

♪ HERE I AM

OH, SAL, LOOK.

CAN WE SHOW THEM?

SHOW THEM WHAT? CHES.

THEY HAVE TO GET TO KNOW US FIRST.

AH-CHOO!

MATT, YOU'VE BEEN SNEEZING THE WHOLE WAY HOME.

MATT HAS ALLERGIES.

ACTUALLY, HE'S ALLERGIC TO ANIMALS,

BUT THE WORST ONES OF ALL ARE CATS AND DOGS.

( Laura chuckles )

IT'S THE DANDER, I THINK.

Man: HEY, HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT, HERE! TAKE IT EASY!

NOT TODAY, FELLAS.

AH-CHOO!

Matt: MAN!

IS THAT THE PRESIDENT?

NO, SWEETIE, THAT'S MR. TRUNDLE. HE OWNS THE BUILDING.

YEAH, AND LOTS OF BUILDINGS IN DOWNTOWN NEW YORK,

INCLUDING THE TALLEST BUILDING. AH-CHOO!

AND THAT'S MARTY.

HELLO, MRS. T. HEY, MARTY.

HEY.

HEY, THERE!

Matt: AH-CHOO!

Laura: MARTY, THIS IS RAY AND SAL,

OUR GIRLS WE WERE TELLING YOU ABOUT.

HEY! WELCOME TO THE BIG APPLE, GIRLS.

CAN I TAKE YOUR BAGS FOR YOU, LITTLE ONE?

Both: NO, THANKS.

OKAY.

SORRY ABOUT THE COMMOTION, MR. TOMLEY.

THERE WAS ANOTHER ROBBERY AT ONE OF TRUNDLE'S BUILDINGS LAST NIGHT.

THEY WANTED TO INTERVIEW HIM AGAIN.

NO DOGS ALLOWED?

Laura: THANKS.

Ray: OHH!

( soft yelp )

Ray: SAL,

LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

OOH! IT'S OKAY. COME IN.

AH-CHOO!

Laura: WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME.

IT'S "GI-NORMOUS"!

AH-CHOO!

WHERE'S HE GONNA GO?

AH-CHOO! OH, HONEY.

I KNOW.

WELL, UM...WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM?

( gasps )

SO...WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THIS IS OUR ROOM?

MM-HMM.

WE CAN CHANGE THE COLOR, IF YOU'D LIKE.

( music box plays )

NO. THIS COLOR'S NICE.

OH! I FORGOT!

THE BEST FEATURE OF THE WHOLE APARTMENT--

YOUR VERY OWN BALCONY.

WHOA!

SAL! A PLACE TO POOP!

YEAH! ( laughs )

UM...

NO, YOUR BATHROOM IS OVER HERE.

( gasps )

( gasps )

( giggles )

YOUR BATHROOM.

OH. ONE LAST THING.

FOLLOW ME.

AND THIS IS YOUR CLOSET.

A ROOM JUST FOR CLOTHES?

MM-HMM.

BUT WE DON'T HAVE THAT MANY CLOTHES.

ONE DRAWER EACH IS ENOUGH.

OH, NO, I WENT OUT, I BOUGHT YOU SOME CLOTHES AND SOME PAJAMAS

THAT YOU COULD WEAR UNTIL WE HAVE TIME TO GO SHOPPING.

SO...

WHAT'S OUR SCHEDULE?

SCHEDULE?

FOR DISHES, LAUNDRY, AND STUFF.

OH, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE A SCHEDULE.

THIS IS YOUR HOME NOW,

SO, UM, I'LL DO THE LAUNDRY,

AND WE CAN JUST DO THE DISHES TOGETHER, OKAY?

OH.

WELL, UH, YOU GIRLS HAVE HAD A LONG DAY,

SO...AHEM...WHY DON 'T YOU GET SETTLED,

AND, UH...WE'LL BE OUTSIDE IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

( Chestnut whimpers )

SAL, WE'VE GOTTA STAY.

I KNOW IT'S NICE, BUT...

WE CAN'T STAY.

THERE'S NO DOGS ALLOWED.

SAL, PLEASE CAN WE STAY?

( girls giggling )

THEY SOUND SO HAPPY. ( Matt chuckles )

THAT'S A LOT OF SOAP, SAL.

WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA STAY, HE HAS TO BE CLEAN.

IT'S THE DANDER THAT MAKES MR. TOMLEY SNEEZE.

REALLY? YOU MEAN IT, SAL? WE CAN STAY?

YEAH. I THINK HE LIKES IT HERE.

I HOPE THIS FITS.

WELL, YOU KNOW, DON'T WORRY. I'M SURE SHE'LL GROW INTO IT.

SO, HOW'S YOUR DESIGN COMING?

OH, IT'S GOOD. I'VE JUST-- I'VE GOT TO GET THESE PLANS DONE

SO THE MODEL CAN GET STARTED.

( girls giggling )

OH! HE HAS A MUSTACHE, SAL!

OOH, HE SMELLS GOOD.

THAT'S WHERE TRUNDLE LIVES.

IN THE PENTHOUSE, OF COURSE.

LET'S HIT IT TONIGHT, HUH, UNCLE WES?

COME ON, LET'S HIT IT. CAN WE HIT IT?

KOSH, PATIENCE! CAUTION!

NAH. THE PENTHOUSE IS GONNA REQUIRE A LITTLE BIT OF PLANNING.

IT'LL HAVE HIGH-TECH SECURITY SYSTEMS, PRIVATE ENTRANCE.

NAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO OUR HOMEWORK ON THIS ONE.

RIGHT. WE'LL GET TO IT...

BUT NOT TILL WE'RE GOOD AND READY.

( girls giggling )

( girls giggling )

MAYBE I SHOULD GO TUCK 'EM IN. I THINK YOU SHOULD.

WHO IS IT?

I-IT'S LAURA.

LAURA WHO?

THE MRS. TOMLEY LAURA.

OH!

UH, COME IN.

HI.

JUST--JUST MAKING SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY IN HERE.

YEAH. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

I SURE AM TIRED.

WELL, UM, YOU JUST COME WAKE US IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

OKAY? 'KAY.

OKAY, GIRLS. GOOD NIGHT.

( sighs heavily )

( Chestnut whimpers softly ) ( door opens )

( Sal gasps ) THE LIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

( Chestnut whimpers softly )

( relieved sigh )

Sal: OW.

RAY, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

IT'S THE SAME AS THE DAY, JUST...DARKER.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT YET, SAL.

OKAY. GOOD NIGHT.

DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE.

Woman: HOW ARE YA?

Laura: GIRLS!

COMING!

OKAY, CHESTNUT, YOU BE GOOD.

YOU STAY HERE UNTIL WE GET BACK, OKAY?

AND MAYBE WE'LL BRING YOU A TREAT. BYE.

( girls giggling )

Laura: MRS. BARTLETT SAID

THAT THEY'RE GONNA WANT TO CREATE THEIR OWN SPACE.

SHE SAID IT WAS PART OF THEIR ACCLIMATIZATION PERIOD.

YEAH, SEE, I DON'T THINK IT'S A PROBLEM.

I THINK WE JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY NEED.

( girls giggling )

( footsteps resounding )

HELLOOOOO!

Both: HELLOOOO!

( laughing )

SAL, MY BOOT!

DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET IT.

OH, NO!

DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET YOU ANOTHER PAIR.

BUT, SAL...!

MOM DIDN'T JUST WEAR BOOTS, RAY.

SHE ONLY WORE THEM WHEN SHE WORKED WITH THE HORSES.

Ray: EWW.

THAT WAS DELICIOUS. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

UH, WELL, SURE. SURE YOU CAN.

ONE MORE, PLEASE.

I DON'T SEE HIM, SAL!

I THINK HE'S GONE.

Sal: ( laughing ) OH, CHESTNUT!

YOU ARE HERE.

( knock at door ) Laura: GIRLS!

UH...UM...

JUST A MINUTE!

UM, YOU CAN COME IN NOW.

OH, HEY, GIRLS. UM, I WAS THINKING TOMORROW--

WOW! LOOKS LIKE YOU GIRLS

HAVE A LOT OF LAUNDRY YOU NEED DONE.

WHY DON'T I TAKE THAT... NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!

Sal: WE LIKE TO DO

OUR OWN LAUNDRY.

YES, WE'LL DO IT.

NO, THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND.

NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!

Sal: IT'S FINE, REALLY.

WE LOVE TO DO OUR OWN LAUNDRY.

WE LOVE. WE LOVE. MM-HMM.

OH. OKAY.

UM, TOMORROW, UM, I WAS THINKING

THAT I COULD INTRODUCE YOU GIRLS TO NEW YORK.

GREAT.

( whimpers softly )

Kosh: IT'S HOT! IT'S HOT!

Kosh: HEY, HEY, HEY! Driver: WATCH IT, THERE, BUDDY!

Woman: LAST NIGHT, THE CENTRAL PARK ROBBERS STRUCK AGAIN,

AND POLICE BELIEVE THEY MAY HAVE USED

THIS VERY PATH WHERE I STAND NOW.

THE GIRLS ALREADY EAT?

WELL, THEY CAME AND TOOK A BOX OF CHEERIOS,

BUT I GUESS THEY WANTED TO EAT THEM IN THEIR ROOM ALONE.

AH-CHOO! MAN!

WOW! YOUR ALLERGIES HAVE REALLY COME BACK.

I'M GONNA--I'M GONNA GO SEE DR. MARTIN LATER.

( laughs )

OKAY. ( chuckles )

( Sal giggles )

GIRLS, ARE YOU READY?

Sal: CHESTNUT, WE'LL BE BACK. YOU BE GOOD.

( giggling )

Laura: OKAY! READY?

LAS NIÑAS!

ROSAMARIA!

GIRLS, THIS IS ROSAMARIA,

THE LADY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

ROSAMARIA, THIS IS RAY AND THIS IS SAL.

OKAY!

LET'S GO, GIRLS.

NEW YORK CITY AWAITS US.

BYE!

( blows whistle )

UNH-UNH!

( humming softly )

AH-AH-AH-CHOO!

AW, GEE, I'M SORRY.

WHOA!

( indistinct chatter )

Sal: HI! HI, EVERYBODY!

GIRLS!

( growling )

OHH!

RATAS!

Laura: HELLO?

OH, YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE!

( excited chattering )

( sniffing )

HMM!

OHH! RATS!

( snap )

( gasp )

AY!

WELCOME HOME, LADIES. LONG DAY?

OH, YES.

ROSAMARIA, HI!

AY!

( speaking Spanish )

RAT! RAT! AY!

( speaking Spanish )

RATS?

RATS?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GIRLS, BUT I'M TIRED.

OH, NO.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETIE?

I HAVE TO USE THE TOILET.

ME TOO.

'KAY.

( Chestnut yaps softly )

CHES!

( barks softly )

( growls )

( barks )

( yaps )

HMM?

SAL!

WHERE'S CHES?

( snoring )

( mumbling ) WHAT WAS THAT?

SAL...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UM...UH...

HMM.

WELL...

WELL, I GUESS THIS IS ALSO PART OF THE ACCLIMATIZATION PERIOD

MRS. BARTLETT WAS TALKING ABOUT.

AH-CHOO!

HE'S GONNA HAVE TO STAY OUT HERE NOW.

OKAY.

( barks )

EXERCISE'LL HELP, TOO.

I HEARD ABOUT THE COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? A COCKROACH IN NEW YORK?

Marty: LISTEN, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, I PROMISE.

Sal: THE COAST IS CLEAR.

Nikki Cleary: ♪ ONCE UPON A TIME

♪ TWO, TWO HEARTS FELT THE SAME WAY ♪

♪ BUT THREE, THREE, THREE NIGHTS AGO ♪

♪ YOU TOLD ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY ♪

♪ WHICH WAY YOU'RE GONNA GO

♪ OH, TRUTH AIN'T EASY

♪ BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ME ♪

♪ IT'S TIME YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND ♪

SAL AND RAY WROTE US! THEY WROTE US!

♪ ONE, TWO, THREE

♪ YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME ♪

♪ I'M FALLING INTO YOUR LIFE

♪ FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT ♪ AH-CHOO!

♪ THEN ONE, TWO, THREE

AH-CHOO! ♪ YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM ME ♪

♪ BUT IF WE CAN'T BE LIKE BEFORE ♪

♪ TELL ME, THEN, WHAT... HONEY?

♪ ...LOVE IS FOR

♪ ONE, TWO, THREE

TRICK OR TREAT!

WELL, HELLO!

♪ BUT IF WE CAN'T BE LIKE BEFORE ♪

♪ TELL ME WHAT, OH, WHAT LOVE IS FOR ♪

AHH!

♪ TELL ME, CAN WE KEEP THIS LOVE ALIVE? ♪

♪ WILL WE EVER?

Sal and Ray: 9-MISSISSIPPI, 10-MISSISSIPPI.

READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME!

♪ ONE, TWO, THREE

♪ YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME ♪

♪ I'M FALLING INTO YOUR LIFE

♪ FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT ♪

♪ ONE, TWO, THREE

♪ YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR FROM ME ♪

♪ NO, NO, BABY

HE'S GETTING PRETTY BIG, SAL.

♪ TELL ME WHAT LOVE IS FOR

Ray: OH, WOW!

♪ YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME ♪

♪ I'M FALLING INTO YOUR LIFE

♪ FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT ♪

Laura: BYE, ROSAMARIA!

WE'LL BE BACK SOON!

HMM? ( speaking Spanish )

HMM.

HMM.

( Chestnut barks ) AAH! NO! NO!

NO! NO! PLEASE! PLEASE!

AAH! NO! NO!

Marty: OHH!

IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT?

NOT IF YOU WERE PLANNING TO GET DRESSES.

Laura: SCHOOL UNIFORMS.

THE GIRLS ARE STARTIN' SCHOOL.

'FRAID SO. THE TIME HAS COME.

THANKS, MARTY.

HI, ROSAMARIA!

MISSY!

Laura: HI, WE'RE BACK!

LISTEN, GIRLS, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

SO ROSAMARIA'S GOING TO GIVE YOU DINNER, OKAY?

SO, I'LL BE BACK LATER. HAVE FUN. BYE!

AAH!

AY, NIÑAS!

HELP!

Ray: OH, NO! NIÑAS, HELP!

ROSA?

CHES?

Sal: RAY, TURN IT OFF.

Ray: UH-OH. Sal: WRONG WAY!

NIÑAS!

NO!

CHES!

OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, ROSAMARIA.

HE'S VERY FRIENDLY.

YEAH, HE DOESN'T BITE.

HIS NAME'S CHESTNUT.

( Spanish accent ) CHEESE-NEWT?

ROSAMARIA, WE...

GO TO SCHOOL.

AH, ESCUELA.

AND HE...NEEDS TO GO...

TO THE PARK.

PARK?

TO POOP!

OH, POOP!

YEAH. POOP IN THE PARK.

OH, POOP!

BUT...NOOOOO....

DOGS...ALLOWED.

Ray: ( playing ) HEY, LET ME OUT!

OHH!

I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.

AIR HOLES!

YOU SEE, WE COULDN'T LEAVE HIM BEHIND.

MOTHER AGNES WOULD NEVER LET HIM STAY AT THE ORPHANAGE,

AND SAL HAS BEEN WAITING HER WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE TO GET A PUPPY.

Rosamaria: SHH SHH SHH.

HELLO, MISSY!

I'M GONNA BE THERE AROUND TWO. I'M IN HERE!

HELLO, MISSY. HI.

( speaking Spanish )

CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND?

( speaking Spanish excitedly )

YOU WENT TO CENTRAL PARK!

UM, YEAH. WE WENT TO THE PARK TODAY,

AND, UM, WE ALL PLAYED CHASE.

ROSA'S FAST, AND WE COULDN'T CATCH UP TO HER.

AY, Sí, SEÑORA.

( speaking Spanish )

...WOOF WOOF!

( quietly ) WOOF WOOF?

HOW YOU SEE, UH, CHEESE-NEWT?

Sal: SHE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT, UM...

WE SAW SO MANY DOGS-- THAT'S "WOOF WOOF"--

AT THE PARK TODAY,

AND ON THE WAY BACK, UM, SHE BOUGHT US SOME CHESTNUTS.

Sí, MISSY. CHESTNUTS.

Sal: SOME CHESTNUTS.

AY, AY! LATE, LATE, LATE, LATE!

BYE-BYE! BYE!

BYE!

MMM!

( Ray giggles )

No Secrets: ♪ YOU ASK ME WHY

♪ I CHANGED THE COLOR OF MY HAIR ♪

♪ YEAH

♪ YOU ASK ME WHY I NEED 32 PAIRS OF SHOES ♪

♪ TO WEAR

AH-CHOO!

♪ ...ASK ME WHY I GOT A LOT OF THINGS ♪

♪ IT'S JUST A CHICK THING

♪ YOU OUGHTA LET IT GO

♪ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND

Ray: CHES! Sal: CHESTNUT, NO!

Sal: CHESTNUT, STOP! Ray: CHES!

♪ THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO

♪ GOTTA KEEP YOU GUESSING THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH ♪

♪ PLAY YOUR EMOTIONS

♪ PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS, IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO

♪ THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO

♪ THEY KEEP YOU GUESSING THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH ♪

♪ PLAY YOUR EMOTIONS, PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS ♪

♪ IT'S TRUE

♪ THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ WHY SHOULD I CHANGE?

Ray: ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

No Secrets: ♪ I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ TO YOU, IT'S CONFUSING

♪ TO ME, IT'S NOTHING NEW

♪ THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO

♪ THEY KEEP YOU GUESSING THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH ♪

♪ PLAY YOUR EMOTIONS, PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS ♪

♪ IT'S TRUE

♪ THAT'S WHAT GIRLS DO

CHEESE-NEWT, GO! GO!

( barking )

GOOD!

( laughing )

CHES!

I THINK WE'RE FEEDING HIM TOO MUCH.

( garbage can crashes )

( alley cat yowls )

Wes: SHH! SHH!

OKAY, GIVE ME THE GRAPPLING GUN.

STAND BACK.

BINGO. HEY, IT'S FUN.

IT'S LIKE THAT SPIDER GUY.

( low growl )

GET YOUR KNEE OFF MY LEG, YOU KLUTZ!

GET OFF OF ME! OHH!

OKAY.

OHH! SHH...SHH!

( drafting table squeaks )

Kosh: I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

STOP IT!

( low growl )

( low muttering )

( Chestnut barks )

NICE DOGGIE. JUST US, PUP!

WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

AAH!

WES, I'M SORRY!

Sal: CHES? Wes: GET ME OUTTA HERE!

UH...! UH...!

EASY, EASY!

( loud crash )

( GASPS ) THE GIRLS!

( Chestnut growls ) Kosh: AAH!

OHH! OH!

LET...GO!

Wes and Kosh: WHOOOAAA!

CHES!

Matt: SAL! RAY!

OH, NO.

Matt: RAY.

OH, NO.

IT WASN'T RAY THAT DID THIS.

SEE, WE HAVE THIS...

NO!

IT WAS ME.

I DID DO IT, RAY.

I DID , SAL.

I WAS TRYING TO GET A PENCIL, AND I FELLED.

OH, SWEETIE, WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?

Matt: AH-CHOO!

( Wes coughing ) ( alley cat yowls )

Wes: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?

THERE WAS A DOG!

I WILL, THANK YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

OKAY. BYE.

HEY, HOW ARE THEY?

THEY'RE FINALLY SLEEPING.

WAS THAT MRS. BARTLETT?

YEAH. HER TAKE ON IT IS TO JUST GIVE THEM TIME.

SHE THINKS IT'S GOOD WE'RE STARTING THEM IN SCHOOL.

SHE THINKS THE REGIME WILL HELP.

YEAH, WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT.

IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

OH, CHEESE-NEWT, I LOVE YOU!

( barking )

♪ WHY DID I WAIT FOR SO LONG

Girls: CHESTNUT!

♪ TO CHANGE MY MIND?

Girls: CHESTNUT, STOP!

♪ I WAS AFRAID TO MOVE YOU

( giggling )

♪ SO MUCH MORE THAN I DESERVE

♪ IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE GIVEN ME ♪

♪ YOU WILL NEVER LET ME GO Rosamaria: GIRLS! GIRLS!

HMM? HMM?!

Sal: WAIT! NO! CHES, STOP!

I'M GETTING MAD AT YOU, CHES!

STOOOOOOOP!

NO, NO, NO!

HOW MANY DOCTORS DOES IT TAKE?

ONE...TWO...

COME ON, CHES! GIRLS, PLAY!

Ray: CHES!

Rosamaria: OH, CHEESE-NEWT, YOU SO FUNNY.

♪ YOU ARE FOREVER THE SAME

♪ YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE

CHEESE-NEWT!

YO COMISTE MI HELADO!

( girls laugh )

OHH! OHH!

♪ WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU? ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD I DO?

EWW! EWW!

♪ MY LIFE WAS SO...

( Sal laughing ) Ray: WHOA, CHES!

♪ I FOUND YOU

( both chuckling )

♪ SO MUCH MORE THAN I DESERVE

CHES!

♪ EVERYTHING YOU DID FOR ME

♪ YOU WILL NEVER LET ME GO

CINDERELLA,

DRESSED IN YELLOW...

( Rosamaria laughs )

NOW I KNOW WE'RE FEEDING HIM TOO MUCH.

DO WE HAVE TO TELL 'EM, SAL?

IT'S TIME.

TONIGHT AT DINNER. OKAY.

HEY, GIRLS!

MOM, LOOK AT WHAT I MADE YOU!

WOW!

I MEAN...UM...MRS....

NO, NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

YOU CAN CALL ME MOM. IN FACT, I WOULD FEEL HONORED.

LET'S SEE. LET'S PUT IT ON.

PERFECT.

OHH!

THANK YOU! ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO HOME.

Woman: ...PLACE FOR THE TOWN CAR. Man: OH, NO. MOVE IT.

MOST OF THE GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED, SIR, INCLUDING THE MAYOR.

THEY AWAIT YOU INSIDE.

THANK YOU.

MADAME.

( whispering ) ALL RIGHT, NOW,

ONCE ALL THE GUESTS HAVE SETTLED IN,

WE SNEAK UP TO TRUNDLE'S PENTHOUSE.

HE'LL BE BUSY AT THE WEDDING, AND WE'LL OWN THE PLACE.

LITERALLY HERE HE COMES.

MR. TRUNDLE! ( mutters angrily )

WHAT?

Wes: ( whispering ) ALL RIGHT, HE'S IN. LET'S GO.

Sal: DO YOU LIKE SURPRISES?

Laura: YEAH, I LOVE SURPRISES.

REALLY BIG SURPRISES?

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

GOOD, 'CAUSE WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU AFTER DINNER.

( Chestnut growls softly ) SHH, CHEESE-NEWT.

SHH!

OHH! PARTY?

Marty: YES, ROSAMARIA.

MR. TRUNDLE'S ONE AND ONLY NIECE GOT MARRIED TODAY.

WE'RE HOSTING THE RECEPTION FOR HER HERE AT THE MAVERICK.

OH, LOOK, GIRLS, IT'S ROSAMARIA!

AND SHE HAS YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

SHH! CHES!

( barks )

SURPRISE! OH, NO!

Wes: COME ON, KOSH! MOVE IT!

OH, NO!

( guests chattering )

WHOA! LOOK OUT!

HUH? OHH!

Girls: CHES, STOP!

Sal: WAIT! CHES!

Ray: OH, I'M SORRY!

Laura: OH, NO! Ray: CHES!

( Chestnut barking )

NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

AY!

AAH!

Man: FOR PETE'S SAKES!

Man: AAH! Kosh: SORRY!

Wes: LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

( barking ) Man: STOP THAT DOG!

Girls: CHES, COME BACK HERE! CHES! COME ON!

Sal: CHES, NO! Wes: COME ON!

OHH, MY CAKE!

OHH! Ray: SORRY!

MARTY, GRAB THAT DOG!

GOT HIM!

Girls: SORRY!

Sal: CHESTNUT! Ray: CHES!

HURRY UP! LET'S GO!

MARTY, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

W-WELL, I...

GET THIS DOG OUT OF HERE NOW!

( bride weeping )

OHH, MY WEDDING!

( weeping )

Rosamaria: ( crying ) OHH!

"HUGE-MONGOUS" MESS!

HEY.

AH-CHOO!

AH-CHOO!

YEAH.

Wes: THAT WAS CLOSE.

DUMB MUTT ALMOST RUINED IT FOR US!

DUMB MUTT!

ALL RIGHT. WE GIVE IT ANOTHER DAY,

WE COME BACK TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER TRUNDLE'S GONE TO SLEEP.

SO, UM...

LET ME-- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

THIS--THIS DOG...

HAS BEEN LIVING HERE SINCE-- SINCE YOU GIRLS ARRIVED?

YEAH.

AH-CHOO! EXCUSE ME.

LOOK, MR. TOMLEY, DOGS ARE DEFINITELY NOT PERMITTED,

IN THIS OR ANY OF MY BUILDINGS, FOR THAT MATTER.

EITHER THIS--THIS BEAST IS OUT OF HERE BY TOMORROW MORNING,

OR ALL OF YOU HAD BETTER FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE.

AM I CLEAR? MR. TRUNDLE.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT'S THE DOG OR YOU, MR. TOMLEY.

AH-CHOO!

( girls crying )

I'M SURE THAT WE CAN FIND SOMEONE

WHO WOULD BE VERY KIND AND VERY LOVING TOWARDS CHES.

BUT THIS IS SAL'S DOG.

HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

Laura: SWEETIE...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

( door closes )

( chuckles )

LAURA, WE HAVE TO FIND A DIFFERENT SOLUTION.

LIKE IT OR NOT, HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY NOW,

AND WE HAVE TO, UH, WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.

HE'S GOTTA-- HE'S GOTTA STAY.

OH, MATT.

BUT, HEY, LOOK, KEEPING THOSE GIRLS HAPPY

IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KEEPING THIS APARTMENT, RIGHT?

I MEAN, BESIDES, THERE'S ALWAYS OTHER APARTMENTS.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR ALLERGIES? OH, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.

I'M SURE THERE'S-- THERE'S SOMETHING I CAN TAKE.

AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT IS.

( laughing )

OKAY. WE'LL TELL THEM IN THE MORNING.

OKAY.

THAT IS THE BIGGEST DOG I HAVE EVER SEEN!

( quietly ) COME ON, CHES, COME ON.

SAL?

SHE'S GONE! SHE'S GONE WITHOUT ME!

SAL?

WE DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE LEFT.

OUR DOORMAN MARTY SAID HE DIDN'T SEE HER,

AND HE STARTED WORK AROUND 7:30.

DON'T WORRY, MRS. TOMLEY. WE'LL FIND HER.

THANK YOU, DETECTIVE BENNESON. I'LL--I'LL SEE YOU OUT.

EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LITTLE GIRL?

I'M TALKIN' TO EVERYONE THAT WALKS BY, SPREADIN' THE WORD.

WE'LL FIND HER. THANK YOU, MARTY.

Laura: SAL! SAL! Ray: CHES! CHESTNUT!

Rosamaria: CHEESE-NEWT!

All: SAL!

Ray: CHESTNUT!

Rosamaria: CHEESE-NEWT!

Matt: SAL?

SAL?

SAL, IT'S OKAY.

SAL?

SAL!

ALL RIGHT.

FOCUS ON THE SOUTH END OF THE PARK.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY. CALL ME BACK.

THANKS.

ANOTHER ROBBERY?

NOT THIS TIME.

THE DOG AND THE LITTLE GIRL RUN AWAY THIS MORNING.

I HOPE THEY'VE LEARNT THEIR LESSON.

HERE. NO, THANK YOU.

MR. TRUNDLE.

HMM?

AFTER 22 YEARS OF SERVICE,

TONIGHT WILL BE MY LAST NIGHT WORKING AT THE MAVERICK.

LOOK, IF YOU NEED A RAISE, MARTY,

LET'S DISCUSS THAT TOMORROW.

MR. TRUNDLE, THIS IS ABOUT MUCH MORE THAN A RAISE.

HAVE A GOOD EVENING.

RIGHT.

( door sticks )

Julie Thiel: ♪ DON'T SEE ANY RAINBOW

♪ ALL I SEE IS RAINDROPS FALLIN' ♪

♪ DON'T SEE ANY MOONLIGHT

♪ ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS FALLIN' ♪

♪ I DON'T WANNA BE HERE

♪ AND I DON'T WANT A LIFETIME HERE WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ DON'T HEAR ANY CHILDREN

♪ ALL I HEAR IS MOTHERS CALLIN' ♪

♪ SUDDENLY, THERE'S SILENCE

Laura: NO, IT'S BEEN-- IT'S BEEN ALL DAY.

♪ EVERYTHING IS SLOWLY FALLIN' ♪

♪ I DON'T WANNA BE HERE

♪ AND I DON'T WANT A LIFETIME HERE WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ I CAN'T SIT AND WATCH YOU GO ♪

♪ ISN'T THERE A PRAYER WE ALL KNOW? ♪

♪ I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK

♪ INTO YOUR EYES

♪ NOW

♪ I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU

♪ AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU NOW ♪

♪ I CAN'T SIT AND WATCH YOU GO ♪

♪ ISN'T THERE A PRAYER WE ALL KNOW ♪

♪ I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK

♪ INTO YOUR EYES

♪ NOW

( horse hoof beats approach )

( quietly ) IT'S JUST DARKNESS.

IT'S JUST DARKNESS.

( voice resounds ) SAL!

SAL?

IT'S--IT'S ME. IT'S ME, RAY.

SAL!

THEY SAID WE COULD KEEP HIM!

THEY SAID WE COULD KEEP CHES.

SAL...

I'M WEARING THE SHOES.

REAL SHOES.

( Ray cries )

SAL, YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT ME!

YOU'RE MY SISTER!

( horse whinnies )

( Sal gasps )

HELLO?

OH, NO!

CHES, THEY FOUND US!

CHES, YOU'VE GOTTA RUN.

CHESTNUT, RUN.

YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

YOU--YOU WANT IT?

WANNA PLAY?

GO GET IT. GO GET IT, BOY.

SAL?

SAL TOMLEY, IS THAT YOU?

WELL, I'LL BE.

I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

NOW, LET'S GET YOU HOME.

DON'T FORGET THE FLASHLIGHT.

GOT IT.

MNH.

KOSH, MY BOY, THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF.

SAL, YOU'RE BACK!

Laura: OH, SWEETIE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

BUT WHERE'S CHES?

THEY SAID WE COULD KEEP HIM!

I TOLD HIM TO GO.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA TAKE HIM AWAY.

HE'S GONE.

THEY'LL FIND HIM, SAL. THEY'LL FIND HIM.

I HAVE TO GO LOOK, TOO.

IT'S REALLY, REALLY LATE. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

YOU NEED TO STAY HOME AND REST, OKAY?

COME ON, SWEETIE.

THEY'LL FIND HIM.

( whimpers )

AMEN.

WILL HE COME HOME, SAL?

Kosh: SLOW DOWN.

Wes: WILL YOU PICK YOUR FEET UP?

( growls )

I TELL YA, KOSH, THIS COULD BE

THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF MY CAREER.

WHOA! AND I GET TO BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, HEY, UNCLE WES?

THAT'S NOT VERY COMFORTING, KOSH.

( low whimper )

( laughing ) Kosh: SO GOOD!

( cat yowls ) Wes: KOSH, GET OUT OF THERE!

THE CAMERA'S ON A CYCLE.

Kosh: ALL RIGHT. Wes: NOW!

( dog growls ) Wes: COME ON!

( growling continues )

ALL RIGHT, SCREWDRIVER.

DRIVER.

ALL RIGHT. SNIPS.

SNIPS.

WRONG WAY.

RED.

OKAY, ALARM'S OFF.

ALL RIGHT, ALARM'S OFF.

Wes: PICK.

Kosh: RIGHT. GOTTA UNLOCK IT. Wes: STUPID.

Wes: LOCK PICK. Kosh: YEAH.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE IN.

ALL RIGHT. THIS'LL WORK.

I JUST GET THE CODE AND...

( beeping ) Wes: VOILA!

Kosh: HUH? ( elevator bell dings )

( snoring ) ( elevator door opening )

Wes: COME ON, COME ON. GET OVER HERE.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

WILL YOU JUST...!

( bell dings )

DEN IS THAT WAY.

OHH!

WHOA!

OH, YEAH!

( laughs )

HMM!

THERE'S NOTHIN' HERE, BOSS.

Wes: CHECK FOR SECRET COMPARTMENTS.

RIGHT. SECRET COMPARTMENTS.

( snoring )

AH!

OOH, JACKPOT, BOSS!

( chuckles )

OH!

( barks loudly )

KOSH, DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

NO.

Wes: GO CHECK IT OUT.

WHAT? YA KNOW, I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER

IF YOU WENT AND CHECKED IT OUT, BOSS.

KOSH, I SAID CHECK IT OUT, AND I MEAN YOU!

MMM! FINE!

OKAY.

( low growling )

UNCLE WES, IS THAT YOU?

( barks )

( growling )

IT'S THAT DARN DOG AGAIN.

( barks )

Kosh: OH, MY HEAD!

YES, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

( coughing and sputtering )

( low growling )

THIS OUGHTA TAKE CARE OF YOU!

TRUNDLE!

THAT'S IT. I'M OUTTA HERE.

NO!!

OH, HEY, OFFICER, I WAS JUST--NO, WAIT!

ARE YOU OKAY, MR. TRUNDLE?

YES, I AM. I...

( gasps )

( whimpering )

THAT DOG JUST SAVED MY LIFE.

( whimpering )

( sirens blaring )

( knocking on door )

CHESTNUT'S BEEN HURT.

( gasps )

( sniffles )

HE IS THE BEST VET IN NEW YORK CITY.

HE'S LOST A LOT OF BLOOD.

OH, DEAR.

I HAVE TO SEE HIM.

PLEASE WAKE UP RAY.

SHE NEEDS TO SAY GOOD-BYE, TOO.

RAY.

RAY.

COME HERE, SWEETIE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

SAL, IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?

IS HE GONNA SEE MOMMY IN HEAVEN?

YEAH.

IS SHE GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIM?

YEAH.

SHE'LL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF HIM.

JUST LIKE SHE'S TOOK CARE OF US.

CHES!

CHES!

MOM, DAD, HE'S OKAY!

HE LICKED SAL. HE'S GONNA BE OKAY!

( all talking at once )

I THINK I OWE YOU ALL AN APOLOGY.

( laughing )

THE PRESS AWAITS YOU, SIR.

AH-CHOO!

AH!

IT IS WITH THE UTMOST OF PLEASURE

THAT I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT NEW YORK CITY

HAS BEEN SAVED FROM THE CENTRAL PARK ROBBERS

BY A MOST UNLIKELY HERO--

CHESTNUT, THE GREAT DANE.

( applause and cheering )

I ONLY WISH THAT HE COULD BE HERE IN PERSON

FOR MY VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT,

BUT HE'S UPSTAIRS RECOVERING,

HAVING SAVED MY LIFE THIS EVENING.

NOW, I'VE HAD A VERY STRICT RULE

IN ALL MY BUILDINGS FOR A VERY LONG TIME

BUT A LOT CHANGED FOR ME TONIGHT.

SO I HEREBY DECLARE THAT FROM THIS MINUTE FORWARD,

DOGS WILL BE PERMITTED TO LIVE IN THIS BUILDING

AND ANY OTHER TRUNDLE BUILDINGS IN NEW YORK CITY.

Reporter: MR. TRUNDLE, WHAT ABOUT THE REWARD YOU OFFERED?

ON CHESTNUT'S BEHALF, SALLY ANN AND RAY TOMLEY

HAVE, UM, THEY DECIDED TO DONATE THE MONEY

TO THE LATTIMER CATHOLIC ORPHANAGE FOR GIRLS.

HEY, KIDS! COME ON, KIDS!

HERE YA GO!

WHEE!

COME HERE.

Matt: AH-CHOO!

( bell tolling )

CHES!

( laughter )

I GOT A LICKIN'!

NOW YOU GOTTA BE HAPPY.

( dog growling )

( laughter )

Woman: HE'S PEEIN'.

( laughter )

( laughter )

( grunting )

( laughter )

( crashing sound )

( laughter )

SAL...( garbling words )

( garbling words )

HAY UNA RATA ENORME ESTA EN APARTAMENTO!

OY!!

I FORGOT MY LINE!

( laughter )

IT'S YOU OR THE DOG, MR. WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

DO IT AGAIN! ( laughter )

TOMLEY.

HELLO, MR. AND MRS...TOMLEY.

TOMS...TOMSKEY.

Man: AND ACTION.

HE POOPED! ( laughter )

( girls screaming )

OW!

HEY, CHESTNUT. BE GOOD.

( girls laughing )

YOU STAY HERE.

YOU STAY HERE UNTIL WE GET BACK, OKAY?

( whimpers )

Woman: WATCH HIS HEAD!

OW!

OW! LET ME OUT!

( laughter )

AH-CHOO!

( laughter )

Both: ♪ DOWN, DOWN, BABY, DOWN BY THE ROLLER COASTER ♪

♪ SWEET, SWEET BABY, NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO ♪

♪ WITH THE CHERRY ON THE TOP

♪ CRANBERRY SODA, GRAPE SODA

♪ WITH SOME EXTRA POP!

♪♪...