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好久没玩了
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今晚一定要通关
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杀死你
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看招
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来 再来啊
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通关了
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每个人都想成为大圣
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但每个人都不想戴上金箍
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大圣的路应该怎么走
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真正的大圣
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是否必须在金箍的束缚中
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才能找到自己的道路
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我叫李诞
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一个刚刚大学毕业的00后
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四年前我还是意气风发
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有梦想的火热少年
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因为一个选择错误
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我成了今天这个样子
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我现在只想躺平
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只爱看吃瓜玩黑神话悟空
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纯纯的席丝一枚
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这神雕侠侣写的真好
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哎怎么还在看小说呢
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今天九点就要填志愿了
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你到底想好什么专业了吗
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妈 我早就想好了
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我就报文学专业啊
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我以后啊
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要像金庸先生一样
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创作出能够流芳百世的武侠小说
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别瞎做梦了
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靠文学能吃饱饭的有几个
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我跟你爸都商量好了
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就报那个燕大的
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材料科学与工程
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一毕业
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你爸就能给你安排月薪上万的岗位
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妈 你就信我一次吧
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我真的很喜欢文学
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我以后一定能混出个样子的
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不行不行不行
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我跟你爸是过来人
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我们当初认识的那些同学里啊
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有文学梦的作家编剧们
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现在不是活不下去早就改行的
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要不然就是去
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去写色情片
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报志愿这事你必须听我们的
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哎这孩子
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怎么不听话
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真不知道该怎么劝你
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哎算了
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新追的剧好像今晩开更
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还是先追会儿剧吧
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哈哈哈
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这个也太好笑了吧
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到底在干嘛啊
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哇 我就知道会这样
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这拍的真不错哎
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搞得我都想要
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写个武侠本来投稿看看
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你们最近出的剧 质量都很高啊
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什么时候拍一部古装武侠片呢
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我最爱武侠小说了
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可以给你们写个剧本啊
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楼上的蛋蛋
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跟我们学校之前一个傻子好像
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是材料科学与工程系的
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叫李诞
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也是整天就知道看武侠小说
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都走火入魔了
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二楼看来我们是校友啊
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那个傻子我也知道
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他还跟我们系里的一个女生
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叫小美的表白过呢
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那个女生把他的情书读给我们听了
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神神叨叨地说小美是她的神仙姐姐
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他是一代神雕大侠
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小美都不忍伤他的心呢
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真是个活宝
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哎我冰清玉洁的姑姑啊
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怎么就这么被尹志平糟蹋了
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这是所有金庸武侠里
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我最意难平的部分了
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大圣我命由我不由天
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这次我要自己选择
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为了自己而活
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你越是咼冷
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我越是喜欢
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这是怎么一回事
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哇
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哪里来的古装美女啊
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你越是同冷我越是喜欢
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哪里来的古装漂亮美眉
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这要是拍下来发网上
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点击率应该很高吧
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美女啊
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你还好吧
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你放心啊
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我很正人君子啊
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我
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我什么都没看到
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你这小子谁派你来的
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坏了我尹志平的好事
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要不是我内功深厚
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刚刚就被你一下砸死了
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你们该不会在拍新版的神雕侠侣吧
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平时我也很喜欢看短剧耶
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能不能给我一个角色客串客串
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没有台词也行
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说什么东西啊
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我完全听不懂
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坏我好事
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看剑
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演戏而已你玩真的啊
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好强的内功啊
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吓死我了
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幸好有发明这个电棍
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美女啊
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你们刚刚这个是在拍戏
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还是玩角色扮演啊
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也玩的太过火了吧
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要不是有我这个新发明的电棍
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我怕我刚刚已经嘻了
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哎你放心
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这电棍很安全的
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专电坏人
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你不要看我这样
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我可是拿了好几届新科研的优等奖
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这都是我自己发明的
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要不也借你玩玩看吧
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挺好玩的
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sorry sorry我忘记关电源了
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多谢少侠相助
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小女子被这个淫贼点了穴道
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多谢少侠帮小女子解穴
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解穴
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这个妹子是中了葵花点穴手
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还是怎么回事啊
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难道是我的电棍电了这个妹子
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让她身止的血脉流通了
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什么内力
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什么点穴
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到底怎么回事啊
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哎美女可以请教你的大名是
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小女子龙氏
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大家都叫我小龙女
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你就是小龙女啊
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还有刚才那个淫贼说他叫尹志平
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我罪
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难不成我真的进到神雕侠侣的世界了
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哎呀美女别哭了别哭了
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少侠你有所不知
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那个天杀的杨过
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他真的是禽兽不如
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谁谁谁你说那个神雕大侠杨过
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呸他哪是什么大侠
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就是一个恶霸加流氓
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我看他可怜
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从小把他养大
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还教他武功
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没想到
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他竟派人来
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来奸污我
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哎哟好痛
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难不成
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我真的是穿越到神雕侠侣的世界了
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也难怪除了小龙女
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世界上哪里还有这么漂亮清纯的美眉
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但是小龙女口里的杨过
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怎么跟金庸先生写的不一样啊
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让少侠见笑了
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都怪小女子教徒无方
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才让这个杨过
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成了一个无恶不作的武林败类
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好你个杨过
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还黯然销魂掌
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看你这痴情的假人设立的
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活该最后只剩一只手
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现在遇到我算你倒霉
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美女你放心
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我李大侠一定会帮你铲奸除恶
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为民除害的
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你在这边等我一下
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美女要不要我来处理这个畜生
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我有九种办法可以弄死他
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大侠万万不可
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杨过这次会派尹志平这个淫贼前来
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就是为了要取我的初夜
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如果现在没有人回去向他交差
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只怕他会派更多的高手前来
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杨过这家伙不光是个恶棍
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居然是个大变态啊
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找人奸淫自己的师父
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尹志平这个淫贼
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这次还带了一方白布帕
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要的就是要取我的处子之血
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不过我万万不可以被这个淫贼奸污
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这该如何是好呢
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不就是处子之血吗
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什么血不是血啊
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古代医学又还没有DNA技术
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那个杨过真的分得出来吗
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少侠有所不知
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小女子的处子之血的确与他人不同
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因小女子身怀异香
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若不是真的初夜落红
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否则无法蒙混过关的
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啊居然有这么奇葩的事
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果然啊
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现代医学还有很多要进步的地方
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这可咋办呢
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不过我可总算有机会
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修正金庸武侠小说里面
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最让人难以接受的情节了
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我绝对不能让尹志平这个混蛋
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玷污冰清玉洁的姑姑
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小女子被少侠所救
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无以为报
222
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想以身相许少侠
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但不知少侠是否嫌弃小女子
224
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我靠啥
225
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,257
啥啥啥传说中的小龙女
226
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,659
要对我以身相许
227
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小生李诞何德何能
228
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,399
能够得到美女你这样子的垂爱啊
229
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,102
我不是嫌弃你啊
230
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,670
我是怕自己配不上你
231
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少侠哪里话
232
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如蒙少侠不弃
233
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小女子愿终生侍奉少侠
234
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,247
我说妹子啊
235
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,283
我李诞可不是那种会乘人之危的人
啊
236
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,460
为了帮助你蒙混过关
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骗过杨过
238
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,398
我也只好勉为其难了
239
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,935
龙妹妹你是不是
240
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,137
很想要了
241
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,506
我隔着内裤都可以感觉'到你湿了
242
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,975
少侠别乱说
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00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,443
羞死人了
244
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,447
你们古代人就是封建
245
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,283
和喜欢的人在一起做爱
246
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,819
会有这种反应是很正常的
247
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,757
这怎么设计啊
248
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,159
也太难脱了吧
249
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,063
少侠你在做什么
250
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,166
原来我真的穿越了
251
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,935
而且困是神雕侠侣的世界
252
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,940
少侠不可以啊
253
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,408
不要这样子
254
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,345
不过就是几件衣服的事情
255
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,046
大不了我带你去shopping
256
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,748
要买多少有多少
257
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,783
这不是衣服的问题
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人家还没有过
259
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,987
你这次不正人君子了
260
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,191
面对你这样的美人还正人君子
261
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,996
龙蘇妹你好香啊
262
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龙儿你看
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白布我都帮你准备好了
264
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,842
来贴垫下面
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处子之血
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等下就可以顺顺利利的流在这上
267
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少侠
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龙儿比想象中还丰满
269
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是不是这种感觉还不错
270
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,642
好奇怪的感觉
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摸这里是不是更舒服啊
272
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,662
好痒啊少侠
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都这么湿了
274
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,812
你喜欢吧
275
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,086
下面比较敏感还是上面啊
276
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不知道
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龙儿
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00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,458
不知道
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没关系等一下就会知道了
280
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,907
太快了少侠
281
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,175
这样才舒服啊
282
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:05,791
你看
283
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我的这里都这么硬了
284
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,597
等一下要把我的这个放进去
285
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,265
可以吗
286
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,769
处子之血就会流下来了
287
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,941
来腿张开准备好
288
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,649
少侠
289
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,252
轻一点
290
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,422
龙儿还没有过
291
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,232
哇好紧
292
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,505
真不愧是处子之身
293
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,124
很敏感
294
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,628
好像顶到什么了
295
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,579
真漂亮啊
296
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,593
少侠太快了
297
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,636
这样子
298
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,805
太快了
299
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,274
这样才会爽啊
300
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,667
龙妹怎么样
301
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,202
舒不舒服啊
302
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,640
少侠感觉好奇怪
303
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,651
果然还是要后入才爽
304
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,620
来把这个脱了吧
305
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,748
龙妹妹很爽吧
306
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:53,218
是不是从来没有体验到这种感觉
307
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,424
龙儿很喜欢
308
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,721
来我们玩点特别的
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00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,690
少侠不行
310
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:32,991
不行少侠
311
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,059
太快了
312
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:53,579
哇好龙妹
313
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,813
真的好紧
314
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,548
想再继续吧
315
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,417
想要
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00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,660
少侠
317
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,087
少侠
318
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,388
是不是很喜欢
319
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,361
在我们那个时代
320
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,262
这就叫做X
321
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,730
M属性
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00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:46,832
是吗
323
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,468
越被打就会越兴奋
324
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:53,806
对不对
325
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,075
对
326
00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:57,976
的确很兴奋
327
00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:27,072
少侠
328
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,121
好深喔少侠
329
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,831
少侠快不行了
330
00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:29,134
少侠
331
00:24:56,463 --> 00:24:59,565
龙妹你果真身有异香啊
332
00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:04,169
少侠别这样打趣龙儿了
333
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,271
还叫少侠
334
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,607
应该叫老公
335
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,012
老公
336
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,815
可是不是皇宫里的那些太监
337
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,650
才给人叫老公的吗
338
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,186
哎呀怎么能是太监呢
339
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,221
在我们那个时代啊
340
00:25:22,222 --> 00:25:23,922
老公就是相公的意思
341
00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:28,394
我李诞做梦也没想到会有今天
342
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:32,731
等我打发尹志平那个恶贼后
343
00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:34,600
我要跟你在终南山之中
344
00:25:34,768 --> 00:25:36,135
永远都不出来了
345
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,937
老公快别乱说了
346
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,406
多不好意思呀
347
00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,229
你给我吃了什么
348
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,965
当然是我最新炼制的毒药啊
349
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:07,700
我跟你讲啊
350
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,535
这种毒源自于南美
351
00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:11,070
它的化学分子式是
352
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,373
跟你讲这么多干嘛
353
00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:15,641
讲你也听不懂啊
354
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,942
总之啊
355
00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:19,978
七天内你没拿到解药
356
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,281
就会肠身肚烂而亡
357
00:26:22,482 --> 00:26:25,117
而且全天下只有我一个人能够解
358
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,419
你到时候打什么120也没救
359
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:32,358
少侠
360
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,859
求求你饶我一命
361
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,095
我愿意为你做牛做马
362
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,896
以报你的大恩大德
363
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,466
谁让你为我做牛做马
364
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,335
我只要你向你的主子杨过
365
00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:44,403
回去跟他说
366
00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:47,806
你已经取得了小龙女的处子之血
367
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,274
其他的一概不许提
368
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,342
are you明白
369
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,178
差不多明白
370
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:55,214
只不过杨大侠
371
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,151
杨过那个恶贼
372
00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:01,820
还需要龙姑娘的处子之血
373
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,655
才能回去答复啊
374
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,726
龙姑娘的处子之血己经在这了
375
00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,228
拿到赶紧滚
376
00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:10,863
明白明白明白明白
377
00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:19,004
老公
378
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:22,174
你说你们那个时代那么好
379
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:27,379
那你们那边无聊的时候能干什么呀
380
00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:31,917
无聊的时候我都会上吃瓜网上
381
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,886
看一些精彩劲爆的内容
382
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,154
然后啊
383
00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:38,457
没事儿就玩玩黑神话悟空
384
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,393
这样的生活简直太幸福了
385
00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:44,363
但是我现在
386
00:27:44,798 --> 00:27:47,900
有你这个肤白貌美
387
00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:50,502
大长腿的美女当老婆
388
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,672
我只想当一个幸福的猪八戒
389
00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,344
你真傻
390
00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:10,789
过儿我快高潮了
391
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:14,126
莫愁你也知道我修炼过九阴真经
392
00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:15,728
内功非同一般
393
00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:18,097
只怕这天下也没有其他男人
394
00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:19,531
可以使你快活了吧
395
00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:29,875
过儿
396
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:31,677
你真的太厉害了
397
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:34,146
今天的我很满足
398
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,149
才这样子就满足了吗
399
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,284
什么
400
00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:40,652
过儿你居然还能来
401
00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,855
等我们拿到了玉女心经
402
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,556
练成了绝世内功
403
00:28:44,691 --> 00:28:47,526
就算大战三天三夜也都不会累
404
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,062
现在就先让你先适危一下吧
405
00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:52,197
走哈哈
406
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,019
我来了主人
407
00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:20,459
慌张什么
408
00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,728
混账东西
409
00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:24,763
不知道进来要敲门吗
410
00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,867
主人小的太局兴了
411
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,537
这是小龙女的处子之血
412
00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:32,805
小龙女
413
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:36,108
她巳经没有办法再守护玉女心经了
414
00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,813
算你小子办事利落
415
00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:41,680
莫愁啊
416
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,516
你的师妹如今已非处子之身
417
00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:47,019
接下来你可以光明正大的
418
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,321
去向她索讨玉女心经了
419
00:29:51,691 --> 00:29:54,093
啊当年啊
420
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:57,196
师祖王重阳给师祖婆婆留下了
421
00:29:57,197 --> 00:30:02,101
江湖上最厉害的内功心法玉女心经
422
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:04,370
师祖婆婆却留下了
423
00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:08,374
只有处子之身才能守护经书的祖训
424
00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:12,444
如果当年不是我遇人不淑
425
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,580
被陆展元骗走了我的初夜
426
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,883
守护玉女心经的人定然是我
427
00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:20,019
我说莫愁啊
428
00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:24,823
只怕当年你的男人不止陆展元一人吧
429
00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:29,495
看来祖师婆婆没有把心经交给你
430
00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:31,196
也是明智的选择啊
431
00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:33,198
今天先不跟你计较
432
00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:33,866
走
433
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,467
我们去夺玉女心经
434
00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:55,387
老婆
435
00:30:55,722 --> 00:30:57,423
你武功再高强也挡不住我这招
436
00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:58,791
我这招叫抓奶龙
437
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:10,302
你还真当我们习武之人
438
00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:11,704
这么没有警惕心啊
439
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:14,740
我就是想看看你这小色鬼
440
00:31:14,774 --> 00:31:16,342
又想出什么新花招
441
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,110
哎呀疼死老子了
442
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:19,378
你是要谋杀亲夫喔
443
00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:22,114
老公我已经跟你说过了
444
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:25,384
杨过他现在已经知道我处子之身已破
445
00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:27,519
他一定会跟着李莫愁来找我
446
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,455
抢夺玉女心经
447
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,558
我一定要抓紧时间练功才行
448
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,259
哎呀你放心
449
00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:36,161
你老公可是理工男呢
450
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,162
哎我前几天啊
451
00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:40,332
在山上发现苦艾草还有曼陀罗花这些啊
452
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,701
都是提炼迷药的好材料
453
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:46,372
你看
454
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,707
这个是芬太尼啊
455
00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:51,610
我在上大学的时候做实验用的
456
00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:55,414
只要到时候我把这个注射在杨过的体内
457
00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:56,915
他就算武功再高强
458
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,917
他也得相信科学
459
00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:01,086
搞背后偷袭
460
00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:05,057
你这样也太有违侠义精神了吧
461
00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:08,527
哎呀你们古人思想就是迂腐
462
00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:09,628
能赢就好
463
00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,230
达尔文曾经说过
464
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,765
优胜劣汰
465
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:14,900
这就是我们现代人的生存法则
466
00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,635
那我的古墓派
467
00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:18,904
也已经可以练到第七层了
468
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:20,539
我倒是要看看
469
00:32:20,573 --> 00:32:23,776
你能不能拿你的现代人那一套
470
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,978
来打赢我
471
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,715
来呀那就试试看
472
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:34,787
郭伯伯
473
00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:35,154
郭伯母
474
00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:37,423
感谢你们这段时间对过儿的照顾
475
00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:39,324
如今过儿要前往终南山
476
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:40,392
拿取玉女心经
477
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,227
早日练成绝世内功
478
00:32:42,529 --> 00:32:43,495
回来与郭伯伯
479
00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:45,964
与郭伯母一同保卫我大宋山河
480
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,433
过儿你哪里的话
481
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,134
你爹杨康和我是拜把兄弟
482
00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,603
照顾好你本就是郭伯伯应该做的
483
00:32:51,738 --> 00:32:53,539
而且你有这份报国之心
484
00:32:53,573 --> 00:32:54,940
郭伯伯甚感欣慰
485
00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:55,874
过儿
486
00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:58,210
听说终南山上住着一群怪人
487
00:32:58,611 --> 00:33:00,145
此行怕是有危险
488
00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,614
你可有想清处了吗
489
00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:03,816
想好了
490
00:33:04,951 --> 00:33:07,486
为了早日光复我大宋半壁江山
491
00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,222
身为大宋男儿义不容辞
492
00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:12,591
你和你爹真的不一样过儿
493
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,060
杨大哥
494
00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:16,929
为什么你走不告诉我
495
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:18,330
我和你一起去
496
00:33:18,365 --> 00:33:19,465
郭芙你怎么来了
497
00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:22,668
芙儿你年纪也不小了
498
00:33:22,936 --> 00:33:25,170
怎么一点女孩子家的矜持都没有・
499
00:33:25,605 --> 00:33:26,638
我不管
500
00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:29,074
我就要和杨大哥在一起
501
00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:30,109
芙儿
502
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,110
你呀
503
00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,379
都怪我平时对你太放纵了
504
00:33:33,747 --> 00:33:35,047
才会让你这么任性
505
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:36,515
好吧
506
00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:37,583
那你去吧
507
00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:39,051
—定要早去早回
508
00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:41,553
过儿帮我好好照顾芙儿
509
00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:42,654
郭伯伯放心
510
00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,723
过儿定当保护周全
511
00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:51,030
郭芙那野丫头硬是要跟着
512
00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:52,231
也好
513
00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:55,634
关键时刻可以拿她来挡一阵子
514
00:33:55,969 --> 00:33:57,036
挡谁
515
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,737
我看是挡你吧
516
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,372
看上那小丫头了
517
00:34:01,508 --> 00:34:02,808
我杨过何许人也
518
00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:05,044
想要的女人何曾失手
519
00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,146
就连那小龙女
520
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,581
国色天香的还不是被我抛弃
521
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:13,052
何况区区一个郭芙那也算什么
522
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:14,753
杨过
523
00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,722
我们什么时候去终南山
524
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,992
我说你们一个个的
525
00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:22,294
进别人房里都不敲门的吗
526
00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:24,196
杨过
527
00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:25,130
你别忘了
528
00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:26,865
现在你住在我家
529
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,367
我爱去哪就去哪
530
00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:29,635
我只是来冋你
531
00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:31,303
我们什么时候去'
532
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,372
好啊杨过
533
00:34:34,274 --> 00:34:36,008
你居然在这里金屋藏娇
534
00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:38,377
快说这狐狸精到底是谁
535
00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:41,080
赤练仙子李莫愁
536
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,848
愁我管你
537
00:34:42,849 --> 00:34:43,716
愁不愁啊
538
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:44,650
赶紧走吧
539
00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,186
杨大哥只带我一个人
540
00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:48,987
我要是不走呢
541
00:34:53,693 --> 00:34:55,861
莫愁姐你就放过郭芙吧
542
00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,429
她年纪还小
543
00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:58,530
还不懂礼节
544
00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:00,165
就多多包容她
545
00:35:02,736 --> 00:35:03,702
好了好了
546
00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:06,739
都是要一起前往终南山活死人墓
547
00:35:06,873 --> 00:35:08,340
拿到玉女心经
548
00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,143
我想找个人一起上路
549
00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:13,645
到时候多个人多份力
550
00:35:14,681 --> 00:35:16,248
就互相多包容嘛
551
00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:18,317
你说是吧芙妹
552
00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:21,153
从终南山回来
553
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:23,255
我一定要让爹爹给我报仇
554
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:24,823
随时恭候
555
00:35:25,091 --> 00:35:26,258
好了别吵了
556
00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:27,226
东西收拾收招
557
00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:28,627
我们去终南山吧
558
00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:41,807
杨过你竟派尹志平前来奸巧我
559
00:35:42,609 --> 00:35:44,209
可惜你妄为小人
560
00:35:45,245 --> 00:35:46,078
不过
561
00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:47,513
尹志平并没有夺走
562
00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:48,614
我的处子之身
563
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,883
我把我的处子之身
564
00:35:50,884 --> 00:35:51,917
给了自己心爱的人
565
00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:53,652
你的阴谋失败了
566
00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:54,186
怎么回事
567
00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:55,587
主
568
00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:55,954
主人
569
00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,424
我被一个毛头小子喂了毒药
570
00:35:58,491 --> 00:35:59,925
我没办法方
571
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:02,628
那才不是什么毒药
572
00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:04,396
只是我老公
573
00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:06,165
从地上搓的一个泥团子罢了
574
00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:07,933
怎么样好吃吧
575
00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:08,567
你
576
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:09,735
师妹
577
00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:12,905
我不管是谁要了你的处子之身
578
00:36:12,939 --> 00:36:14,707
根据祖师婆婆的遗训
579
00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,241
你不是处子
580
00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:17,810
就已经没有资格
581
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,611
继续守护玉女心经了
582
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,613
趁早交出来吧
583
00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:23,382
要是我不交呢
584
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:24,283
姑姑
585
00:36:25,085 --> 00:36:26,352
那就别怪过儿
586
00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:27,820
不顾师徒之情了
587
00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:28,654
上
588
00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:31,390
怎么可能
589
00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,392
杨大哥怎么会是这样一个
590
00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:34,893
无情无义的无耻小人呢
591
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:38,330
这个龙姑娘肯定是在污蔑杨大哥吧
592
00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:50,109
杨过你的阴谋失败了
593
00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:50,876
怎么回事
594
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:53,979
主人我被一个毛头小子喂了毒药
595
00:36:54,014 --> 00:36:55,314
我没办法才
596
00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:57,216
那才不是什么毒药
597
00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:58,283
只是我老公
598
00:36:58,318 --> 00:37:00,052
从地上搓的一外旎囱子罢了
599
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:00,919
你
600
00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:02,121
师妹
601
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,956
根据祖师婆婆的遗训
602
00:37:04,090 --> 00:37:05,324
你不是处子
603
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:06,625
就已经没有'资格
604
00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:08,560
继续守护玉女心经了
605
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,696
趁早交出来吧
606
00:37:11,331 --> 00:37:12,598
要是我不交呢
607
00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:13,298
姑姑
608
00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:16,935
那就别怪过儿不顾师徒之情了
609
00:37:17,137 --> 00:37:17,970
上
610
00:37:31,551 --> 00:37:33,452
是谁放的暗器
611
00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:39,992
靓妹杨过这货是啥玩意
612
00:37:40,026 --> 00:37:41,126
你待会自己看
613
00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:42,528
杨过
614
00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:43,829
你这个有辱师门
615
00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:45,698
忘恩负义的武林败类
616
00:37:46,132 --> 00:37:47,633
你这样对得起金庸先生吗
617
00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:49,368
谁金庸先生是谁
618
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:50,469
金庸先生都不知道
619
00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:51,537
我看你去死吧
620
00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:55,607
算了
621
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,209
我今天心情好
622
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:58,177
大发慈悲
623
00:37:58,211 --> 00:37:59,345
给你一个机会
624
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:01,914
如果你可以把过去的恶行——说出
625
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,982
也许我李大侠还能饶你一命
626
00:38:04,818 --> 00:38:07,553
李大侠这里面肯淀有什么误会
627
00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:09,154
你先问洁楚
628
00:38:09,723 --> 00:38:12,391
杨大哥你快解释解释啊
629
00:38:14,661 --> 00:38:17,629
李少侠我想这一切都是误会
630
00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:20,933
—切都是郭芙这小浪蹄子所指使的
631
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:23,736
是她想获得玉女心经
632
00:38:25,271 --> 00:38:28,007
杨大哥你怎么会是这种人
633
00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:31,610
我说郭小姐这种渣男般的行径
634
00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:33,512
转身就把你卖了
635
00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:36,181
你这在我们现代就叫PUA
636
00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:37,082
你自己都还不知道
637
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:40,386
在吃瓜网上有很多这种渣男的行径
638
00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:41,787
真想让你看看
639
00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:42,988
好好清醒清醒
640
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:44,757
看什么看
641
00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:46,091
不要
642
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:49,561
李诞你才是卑鄙小人
643
00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:51,430
有本事我们一对一单挑看招
644
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,033
杨过
645
00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:55,768
你这小人你别跑
646
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:59,138
妹子你可真是纯纯的恋爱脑啊
647
00:38:59,806 --> 00:39:02,474
这下可总算是清醒了吧
648
00:39:08,748 --> 00:39:10,883
郭姑娘你终于醒了
649
00:39:11,084 --> 00:39:12,351
已经述亍三天了
650
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,353
来赶快把药喝了吧
651
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,627
我
652
00:39:21,961 --> 00:39:23,328
我是怎么了
653
00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:26,265
郭姑娘你忘了吗
654
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:29,134
先前你购了救我老公
655
00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:30,536
中了杨过一掌
656
00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:34,606
之后又被那个卑鄙小人陷害
657
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:36,208
我老公啊
658
00:39:36,776 --> 00:39:38,210
看你本性善良
659
00:39:38,912 --> 00:39:40,913
而且要报答你的救命之恩
660
00:39:41,614 --> 00:39:44,083
所以才这么尽力的把你救醒
661
00:39:44,951 --> 00:39:47,119
郭芙也是个大美人啊
662
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,222
虽然跟小龙女比是差了点
663
00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:52,691
但也是国色天香了
664
00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:54,159
在这个时代
665
00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:56,562
男人是可以三妻四妾的
666
00:39:56,696 --> 00:39:58,297
不如我
667
00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:03,969
杨过没想到你是这种人
668
00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:06,705
看来李诞说得对
669
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:10,142
我不应该再为这种人而难过了
670
00:40:15,115 --> 00:40:17,383
芙妹这个是我的最新发明
671
00:40:17,951 --> 00:40:20,552
它是用古墓里的冰床冻的鲜奶
672
00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:21,620
加上冰糖
673
00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:24,456
还有各式各样的花草制作而成的
674
00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:26,558
叫做古墓奇冰
675
00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:28,894
看你最近心情挺差的
676
00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:31,063
吃了心情肯定会变好
677
00:40:38,905 --> 00:40:41,674
人间居然有如此美味之物
678
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,510
李大哥你不只人好
679
00:40:44,544 --> 00:40:45,711
手艺更是一绝
680
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,147
靓妹你过奖了
681
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:52,451
人家都说郭大小姐任性刁蛮
682
00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:55,554
没想到其实也有挺可爱的一面
683
00:40:58,258 --> 00:40:59,258
如果
684
00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:00,726
能做我的妻子
685
00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:02,127
倒也挺好的
686
00:41:04,064 --> 00:41:04,863
李大哥
687
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,901
你是不是觉得我很傻
688
00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:15,140
怎么会爱上杨过这样一个奸恶之徒
689
00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:18,310
芙妹
690
00:41:18,912 --> 00:41:20,446
要是你生在我们那个年代
691
00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,915
看到网上那些案例
692
00:41:23,717 --> 00:41:24,683
你就会知道
693
00:41:24,718 --> 00:41:25,884
人生还很长
694
00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:27,886
谁不会在人生的路上
695
00:41:27,921 --> 00:41:29,188
遇到几个渣男嘛
696
00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:32,257
况且你也透过这次的事件
697
00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:33,559
知道杨过的真面目
698
00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:36,695
杨过这家伙就是身在福中不知福
699
00:41:37,397 --> 00:41:39,531
要是啊我有这个福气的话
700
00:41:41,568 --> 00:41:43,268
好了不多说了
701
00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:45,571
你等你养好伤
702
00:41:45,805 --> 00:41:47,973
我们就跟龙姐姐一起送你回家
703
00:41:51,144 --> 00:41:53,479
李大哥真是个君子啊
704
00:42:06,059 --> 00:42:06,925
想不到啊
705
00:42:06,926 --> 00:42:07,893
这个杨过啊
706
00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:09,695
真是个卑鄙小人
707
00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:12,564
真是有其父必有其子
708
00:42:14,334 --> 00:42:15,100
唉
709
00:42:16,536 --> 00:42:17,670
都怪我不好
710
00:42:17,671 --> 00:42:20,572
连康弟的唯一血脉我都没有照顾好
711
00:42:21,508 --> 00:42:23,075
我太对不起他了
712
00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,944
过儿现在不知道过得怎么样
713
00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:29,815
靖哥哥芙儿可是你的亲闺女
714
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:30,916
你闺女啊
715
00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:32,785
可是差点死在杨过手上
716
00:42:33,153 --> 00:42:35,487
你还有心情替他担心
717
00:42:36,556 --> 00:42:37,690
哎好吃好吃
718
00:42:37,857 --> 00:42:40,859
这些没有瘦肉精地沟油激素农药
719
00:42:40,894 --> 00:42:43,495
纯天然无转基因的菜就是好吃
720
00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:46,065
哎呀要不是来到这都没有口福了呢
721
00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:48,467
李少侠喜欢吃的话就多吃些
722
00:42:49,369 --> 00:42:50,102
谢谢啊
723
00:42:50,136 --> 00:42:53,505
不过我说郭大叔你就别再自责了
724
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:54,907
你这个个性
725
00:42:54,941 --> 00:42:57,276
在我们那边就叫做自责型人格障碍
726
00:42:57,477 --> 00:42:58,544
什么事都要怪自己
727
00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:00,612
就算外面天塌下来了
728
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,480
你也要怪自己
729
00:43:02,048 --> 00:43:05,050
哎呀这种个性千万要不得啊
730
00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:07,386
这些事情都不关你的事
731
00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:10,522
杨过今天会走上这条路
732
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:12,124
也都是他自己选择的
733
00:43:12,959 --> 00:43:15,094
李少侠年纪轻轻
734
00:43:15,795 --> 00:43:17,930
却能说出如此有见地的话
735
00:43:17,964 --> 00:43:20,132
当真是英雄出少年啊
736
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,300
那当然啦
737
00:43:22,068 --> 00:43:23,802
李大哥的人品好
738
00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:28,040
比起那个杨过强太多了
739
00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:29,875
既然这样
740
00:43:30,143 --> 00:43:31,677
李少侠和龙姑娘
741
00:43:31,678 --> 00:43:34,213
不妨在寒舍多宿几日
742
00:43:34,247 --> 00:43:36,815
以报答对小女的救命之恩
743
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,384
那我每天都可以
744
00:43:38,418 --> 00:43:39,985
吃到这么多纯天然的菜
745
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,720
李少侠
746
00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:44,490
我吩咐下人每天准备给你就好了
747
00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:47,593
靖哥哥我怕下人做的不周到
748
00:43:47,927 --> 00:43:50,829
我看啊以后还是我亲自下厨吧
749
00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:54,400
李大哥我娘烧的菜可好吃了
750
00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:56,435
老叫花子洪七公
751
00:43:56,703 --> 00:43:59,238
吃过皇宫那些御厨的菜
752
00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:01,974
也说没有娘的手艺好
753
00:44:03,376 --> 00:44:05,277
金庸先生也有说到过
754
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:06,812
黄蓉啊
755
00:44:06,846 --> 00:44:07,980
不但天资聪颖
756
00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,949
而且最擅长的就是烧的这一手好菜
757
00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,918
我可真是太有口福喽
758
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,753
金庸先生
759
00:44:23,263 --> 00:44:24,563
好无聊啊
760
00:44:25,398 --> 00:44:26,265
下大雨
761
00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:28,967
老公
762
00:44:30,603 --> 00:44:32,338
最近一直听你说
763
00:44:32,372 --> 00:44:33,906
我们这个时代很无聊
764
00:44:34,307 --> 00:44:36,208
郭妹妹知道之后
765
00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:38,911
特别去给你找了那些你想看的书
766
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,781
我说的那几本书可是
767
00:44:43,616 --> 00:44:45,217
你怎么告诉芙妹了啊
768
00:44:46,419 --> 00:44:48,821
反正郭妹妹也不是什么外人呐
769
00:44:49,422 --> 00:44:51,123
你可别辜负了人家一番好意
770
00:44:51,891 --> 00:44:52,858
这在现代
771
00:44:53,259 --> 00:44:54,727
好多都失传了
772
00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:58,364
回头我要能把这几本书带回2024年
773
00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:00,199
铁定能卖好价钱
774
00:45:01,134 --> 00:45:02,034
老公
775
00:45:02,202 --> 00:45:03,736
你别光只顾着看书
776
00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:05,571
赶快谢谢人家郭妹妹啊
777
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,673
她一个大姑娘
778
00:45:07,707 --> 00:45:09,708
满襄阳城里给你找来的
779
00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:12,911
龙姐姐你别这么说
780
00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:15,214
不然别人会误会
781
00:45:15,515 --> 00:45:17,783
人家我的好妹妹
782
00:45:18,418 --> 00:45:20,486
其实姐姐很喜欢你这个妹妹
783
00:45:21,121 --> 00:45:22,087
也有打算
784
00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:24,923
以后让你跟着姐姐一起照顾相公
785
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,892
我勒个去
786
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,328
古代女人都这么大方的吗
787
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:32,231
我是想收房郭芙啦
788
00:45:32,699 --> 00:45:34,967
但是还没想到怎么跟小龙女说
789
00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:38,003
这么容易就解决了
790
00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:42,441
老公在我们这个时代啊
791
00:45:42,475 --> 00:45:44,677
成助的男人没有个三妻四妾
792
00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:46,311
是会被人家瞧不起的
793
00:45:46,746 --> 00:45:49,048
我可不想我的老公被别人看不起
794
00:45:49,182 --> 00:45:50,149
我操
795
00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:52,918
这就是送分题吗
796
00:45:54,087 --> 00:45:54,853
老公
797
00:45:55,321 --> 00:45:56,388
你看郭妹妹
798
00:45:56,389 --> 00:45:57,923
是哪里配不上你
799
00:45:58,858 --> 00:46:00,392
还在那边犹犹豫豫的
800
00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:03,195
龙姐姐
801
00:46:03,730 --> 00:46:05,364
我还是做妹妹好
802
00:46:06,199 --> 00:46:07,533
只有你这样的
803
00:46:07,567 --> 00:46:10,269
绝世美人才配得上
804
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:18,777
什么妻什么妾的都是虚名头
805
00:46:19,379 --> 00:46:20,746
在我们这个时代啊
806
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,181
不讲究这个
807
00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:24,616
以后啊你们俩都是我李诞的
808
00:46:24,684 --> 00:46:26,251
好老婆
809
00:46:26,753 --> 00:46:29,188
那还不赶快给老公香一个
810
00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:31,623
讨厌
811
00:46:34,394 --> 00:46:35,160
芙妹也来
812
00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,074
芙儿啊娘早就看岀来了
813
00:46:49,442 --> 00:46:50,642
那个李诞啊
814
00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:53,879
除了讲话让人有时候听不懂以外
815
00:46:54,114 --> 00:46:55,647
其他都还不错
816
00:46:57,684 --> 00:47:01,120
但是为娘担心的是他不会武功
817
00:47:01,221 --> 00:47:03,856
不能够好好的保护你
818
00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:05,290
娘啊
819
00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:06,558
你在说什么
820
00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,827
李大哥虽然不会武功
821
00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:11,397
但是他很多地方很厉害着呢
822
00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:14,867
不然龙姐姐怎么可能对李大哥
823
00:47:14,901 --> 00:47:16,335
死心塌地
824
00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:19,004
很厉害哪方面很厉害
825
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,207
他的鸡鸡很
826
00:47:25,545 --> 00:47:27,312
你一个女孩子家家的
827
00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:29,181
说这些话都不羞的吗
828
00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:32,818
娘啊当然都是龙姐姐告诉我的
829
00:47:33,953 --> 00:47:36,722
好吧你们的婚事我同意了
830
00:47:37,457 --> 00:47:40,225
不过为了你将来的幸福着想
831
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:41,226
为娘
832
00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:44,029
想先替你试一试这个李诞的深浅
833
00:47:44,631 --> 00:47:45,798
娘要怎么试啊
834
00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:19,365
芙儿
835
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,699
你快点出去躲好
836
00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:22,668
李诞要进来跟你洞房了
837
00:48:22,869 --> 00:48:24,703
娘啊可说好喔
838
00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:27,272
点到为止
839
00:48:27,507 --> 00:48:29,842
你要把新婚之夜留给我喔
840
00:48:29,876 --> 00:48:31,710
放心吧快点出去藏好
841
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,654
不小心喝太多了
842
00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:46,592
芙儿啊
843
00:48:47,227 --> 00:48:48,327
从今天开始
844
00:48:48,728 --> 00:48:50,529
你就是我的二老婆了
845
00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:53,365
从今以后啊
846
00:48:54,034 --> 00:48:56,769
就让老公好好疼爱你好不好
847
00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:59,738
头盖先掀开一下
848
00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:00,406
老公
849
00:49:00,707 --> 00:49:01,674
等一下
850
00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:03,642
我们这儿的规矩呢
851
00:49:03,677 --> 00:49:05,711
要掀开新娘的头盖的时候
852
00:49:05,712 --> 00:49:07,112
要先熄灯啊
853
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:08,881
等过了新婚之夜
854
00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:10,582
随你怎么看都行
855
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,820
古代人哪来这么多规矩啊
856
00:49:14,921 --> 00:49:16,422
现代人才不玩这套
857
00:49:20,226 --> 00:49:22,227
等一下老公
858
00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:24,363
怎么了你害羞啊
859
00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:26,565
别害羞啊
860
00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:28,000
不要等一下
861
00:49:40,213 --> 00:49:42,281
不小心喝太多了
862
00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:46,218
芙儿啊
863
00:49:46,986 --> 00:49:47,953
从今天开始
864
00:49:48,321 --> 00:49:50,155
你就是我的一老婆了
865
00:49:51,558 --> 00:49:52,991
从今以后啊
866
00:49:53,626 --> 00:49:56,395
就让老公好好疼爱你好不好
867
00:49:56,996 --> 00:49:59,365
头盖先掀开一下
868
00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:00,032
老公
869
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:01,300
等一下
870
00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:01,600
怎么了
871
00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:03,268
我们这儿的规矩呢
872
00:50:03,269 --> 00:50:05,337
要掀开新娘的头盖的时候
873
00:50:05,338 --> 00:50:06,739
要先熄灯啊
874
00:50:06,973 --> 00:50:08,507
等过了新婚之夜
875
00:50:08,608 --> 00:50:10,209
随你怎么看都行
876
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:14,446
古代人哪来这么多规矩啊
877
00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:16,048
现代人才不玩这套
878
00:50:19,819 --> 00:50:21,854
等一下老公
879
00:50:21,855 --> 00:50:23,989
怎么了你害羞啊
880
00:50:24,224 --> 00:50:26,191
别害羞啊
881
00:50:26,192 --> 00:50:26,825
不要等一下
882
00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:30,362
等什么我都等一晩上了
883
00:50:30,830 --> 00:50:32,197
等一下
884
00:50:34,167 --> 00:50:36,468
芙儿你真的很害羞
885
00:50:37,470 --> 00:50:41,907
刚好我在51吃瓜网上面
886
00:50:42,108 --> 00:50:44,276
学了 一点SM的绳艺技巧
887
00:50:45,812 --> 00:50:47,046
刚好可以用在今晩
888
00:50:47,681 --> 00:50:49,948
我一定会给你一个难忘的新婚之夜
889
00:50:54,087 --> 00:50:54,620
乖
890
00:51:02,696 --> 00:51:03,962
这下都好了
891
00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,842
芙儿的声音真好听
892
00:51:21,147 --> 00:51:22,448
而且胸部真大
893
00:51:31,891 --> 00:51:33,359
能有这么棒的二老婆
894
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,693
真的太幸福了
895
00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:46,672
你一定很咼兴对不对
896
00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:52,244
很久没有被男人这样摸了吧
897
00:52:02,055 --> 00:52:03,422
两边都很棒
898
00:52:06,593 --> 00:52:08,360
而且奶头都立起来了
899
00:52:23,677 --> 00:52:24,610
好紧
900
00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:07,052
真棒
901
00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:08,587
怎么样
902
00:53:09,389 --> 00:53:10,356
很爽吧
903
00:53:27,073 --> 00:53:28,307
这穴真美
904
00:53:42,655 --> 00:53:43,555
真好吃
905
00:54:22,062 --> 00:54:23,362
受不了了
906
00:54:54,728 --> 00:54:56,729
芙儿你的小穴真紧
907
00:56:24,351 --> 00:56:24,983
来
908
00:56:25,785 --> 00:56:27,186
我们再换个姿势
909
00:56:33,326 --> 00:56:34,360
刚刚还反抗
910
00:56:34,527 --> 00:56:35,828
现在屁股都翘起来了
911
00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:48,233
这屁股真的太棒了
912
00:57:53,406 --> 00:57:54,206
来
913
00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:58,110
芙儿自己坐在我身上吧
914
00:58:05,885 --> 00:58:07,653
你已经被我弄得很想要了
915
00:58:36,049 --> 00:58:37,683
这样插更爽
916
01:00:10,110 --> 01:00:11,677
芙儿这么容易高潮
917
01:00:29,863 --> 01:00:30,929
这样摇好爽
918
01:01:16,209 --> 01:01:17,509
你你们
919
01:01:18,244 --> 01:01:18,811
芙儿
920
01:01:19,946 --> 01:01:22,081
你们
921
01:01:22,082 --> 01:01:22,614
芙儿
922
01:01:22,615 --> 01:01:24,983
二老婆那在我身上的是
923
01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:27,720
黄阿姨
924
01:01:27,754 --> 01:01:29,722
你们母女俩在玩什么
925
01:01:29,723 --> 01:01:30,856
大变活人吗
926
01:01:30,890 --> 01:01:32,291
真是误会一场
927
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:33,625
芙儿李诞
928
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:36,528
这件事情千万别告诉靖哥哥
929
01:01:36,529 --> 01:01:38,764
芙儿娘已经替你试过了
930
01:01:38,765 --> 01:01:40,499
李诞功夫很好
931
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,901
至少比你那木讷的爹强
932
01:01:43,003 --> 01:01:45,304
怎么一点女孩子家的矜持都没有
933
01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:47,306
这件事情都是误会
934
01:01:49,075 --> 01:01:50,909
还真是阴差阳错呢
935
01:01:51,311 --> 01:01:53,278
既然你觉得我不错
936
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,547
而且我们都做了那档事
937
01:01:55,782 --> 01:01:57,216
要不就把它做完
938
01:01:57,217 --> 01:01:58,083
你觉得怎么样
939
01:01:58,218 --> 01:02:00,953
你这小子真是贪得无厌
940
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:03,022
你也不问问芙儿愿不愿意
941
01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:07,659
娘我知道你这么做是为了芙儿好
942
01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:10,662
既然娘也喜欢李诞
943
01:02:10,964 --> 01:02:13,232
那芙儿也就同意了
944
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:17,636
毕竟爹这个人不会搞出那么多花样
945
01:02:18,471 --> 01:02:19,672
就是啊
946
01:02:19,673 --> 01:02:20,806
在你们这个时代
947
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,975
哪有51吃瓜这么好的网站
948
01:02:22,976 --> 01:02:24,443
可以让你们学习这么多花样
949
01:02:25,612 --> 01:02:26,512
那好吧
950
01:02:26,546 --> 01:02:27,780
那就说定了
951
01:02:27,814 --> 01:02:30,215
这件事情千万不要让你爹知道
952
01:02:30,216 --> 01:02:31,283
嗯一定
953
01:02:31,551 --> 01:02:34,186
我和娘一定会好好伺候李大哥
954
01:02:34,554 --> 01:02:36,288
芙儿可真幸福
955
01:02:48,735 --> 01:02:51,570
能被这两个美人服务真是太爽了
956
01:04:37,143 --> 01:04:37,609
真的
957
01:04:37,610 --> 01:04:39,011
真的太爽了
958
01:05:31,398 --> 01:05:33,232
我想要你坐上来吧
959
01:05:33,366 --> 01:05:34,566
好啊
960
01:05:35,168 --> 01:05:36,802
芙儿快坐上来吧
961
01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:52,618
芙儿也很紧
962
01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:53,852
真爽
963
01:06:25,218 --> 01:06:26,185
换我来
964
01:07:33,219 --> 01:07:34,787
好舒服喔娘
965
01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:40,159
芙儿真厉害
966
01:08:05,952 --> 01:08:08,020
不行快受不了了
967
01:09:12,852 --> 01:09:14,086
芙儿真会摇
968
01:09:15,355 --> 01:09:16,488
芙儿舒服吧
969
01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:51,290
我也一起来吧芙儿
970
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,266
芙儿快高潮了
971
01:11:11,805 --> 01:11:12,504
不行了
972
01:11:12,739 --> 01:11:13,672
快受不了了
973
01:11:13,673 --> 01:11:14,873
我也快受不了了
974
01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:27,286
不行了
975
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:28,454
快受不了了
976
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:29,655
我也快受不了了
977
01:11:39,032 --> 01:11:41,166
想不到我李诞一介扇丝
978
01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:45,704
竟然能通过玩黑悟空有这么一天
979
01:11:58,718 --> 01:11:59,952
郭大侠
980
01:12:00,053 --> 01:12:00,719
不好了
981
01:12:01,021 --> 01:12:03,022
杨过竟勾结蒙古大军
982
01:12:03,023 --> 01:12:05,324
带着金轮法王 尹志平 李莫愁
983
01:12:05,325 --> 01:12:07,826
等一众武林高手进犯我大宋
984
01:12:08,028 --> 01:12:09,928
只怕襄阳城危矣
985
01:12:12,065 --> 01:12:12,998
好你个杨过
986
01:12:13,266 --> 01:12:14,433
竟敢背叛大宋
987
01:12:14,734 --> 01:12:15,367
莫怪郭伯伯
988
01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:17,269
不念当年跟你爹的结义之情
989
01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:18,804
枪拿来
990
01:12:18,805 --> 01:12:19,872
郭伯伯枪
991
01:12:24,611 --> 01:12:33,552
郭嘖血量
992
01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:38,957
老婆不好了
993
01:12:39,893 --> 01:12:41,360
郭大侠
994
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,428
被杨过那个王八蛋
995
01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:49,568
郭大侠他英勇殉城了
996
01:12:53,039 --> 01:12:54,073
你说什么
997
01:12:54,441 --> 01:12:55,074
黄蓉 郭芙
998
01:12:56,576 --> 01:12:58,177
襄阳城是守不住了
999
01:12:58,912 --> 01:13:00,546
我们再不走觥束不及了
1000
01:13:00,547 --> 01:13:01,513
你说什么
1001
01:13:01,715 --> 01:13:02,681
靖哥哥他
1002
01:13:03,216 --> 01:13:05,384
杨过我一定要杀你
1003
01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:06,585
替我爹报仇
1004
01:13:07,287 --> 01:13:08,387
黄姐姐郭妹妹
1005
01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:09,421
东西不用收拾了
1006
01:13:09,422 --> 01:13:11,156
我们先一起去终南山吧
1007
01:13:11,224 --> 01:13:13,192
留得青山在才有机会报仇
1008
01:13:13,393 --> 01:13:16,495
没错我李诞一定要杀了杨过这个臭小子
1009
01:13:16,496 --> 01:13:17,296
帮你们报仇的
1010
01:13:17,297 --> 01:13:18,864
现在三十六计
1011
01:13:19,165 --> 01:13:20,232
先撤吧走
1012
01:13:22,836 --> 01:13:24,670
还愣着干什公快'走啊
1013
01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:47,326
芙妹啊
1014
01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:51,363
看来你是真的想杀我
1015
01:13:55,301 --> 01:13:56,702
先陪陪杨大哥吧
1016
01:14:02,342 --> 01:14:03,642
芙儿呢
1017
01:14:03,643 --> 01:14:04,710
芙儿怎么没有跟上来
1018
01:14:04,711 --> 01:14:05,878
我要回去救芙儿
1019
01:14:05,879 --> 01:14:07,413
你先带龙妹妹先走
1020
01:14:07,414 --> 01:14:08,781
不行啊我可是男人
1021
01:14:08,782 --> 01:14:09,982
你带龙儿先走吧
1022
01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:10,816
不行
1023
01:14:10,817 --> 01:14:12,418
这里我对襄阳城最孰悉了
1024
01:14:12,419 --> 01:14:13,786
你又不会武功
1025
01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:15,054
肯定事倍功半
1026
01:14:15,055 --> 01:14:16,088
我用轻功回去
1027
01:14:16,089 --> 01:14:17,056
你带龙妹妹先走
1028
01:14:17,057 --> 01:14:17,890
我去救芙儿
1029
01:14:18,725 --> 01:14:19,792
等等啊
1030
01:14:24,097 --> 01:14:25,464
走得也太快了吧
1031
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,833
比我开兰博基尼都还要快
1032
01:14:28,735 --> 01:14:31,136
你们古人的轻功
1033
01:14:31,137 --> 01:14:33,906
是不是有一点不符合物理学定律
1034
01:14:33,907 --> 01:14:35,708
只怕要是牛顿知道了
1035
01:14:35,709 --> 01:14:38,310
棺材板都盖不住了
1036
01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:41,447
老公你在那里嘟嚷什么啊
1037
01:14:41,581 --> 01:14:43,482
牛顿是哪位大侠
1038
01:14:43,483 --> 01:14:45,884
以前怎么没有在还湖上听说过他
1039
01:14:45,885 --> 01:14:47,419
丕说这个了啦
1040
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:49,021
我们是一家人
1041
01:14:49,089 --> 01:14:51,156
不能让黄蓉一个人回去冒险
1042
01:14:51,591 --> 01:14:53,258
我们去助他一臂之力吧
1043
01:14:53,426 --> 01:14:54,226
走
1044
01:15:04,471 --> 01:15:06,138
芙妹
1045
01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:09,074
早知如此何必当初呢
1046
01:15:09,609 --> 01:15:14,346
如今你就是我的人了
1047
01:16:17,410 --> 01:16:18,677
杨大哥
1048
01:16:21,081 --> 01:16:22,348
芙妹
1049
01:16:23,950 --> 01:16:26,418
你朝思暮想的杨大哥
1050
01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:27,986
是不是来陪你
1051
01:16:28,855 --> 01:16:29,688
今天
1052
01:16:31,124 --> 01:16:32,524
绝对让你够销魂
1053
01:17:17,037 --> 01:17:19,638
没用过你都不知道你这么香
1054
01:17:21,908 --> 01:17:22,641
喜欢吗
1055
01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:25,744
我是你朝思暮想的杨大哥
1056
01:17:27,047 --> 01:17:28,814
比起莫愁那贱货
1057
01:17:29,549 --> 01:17:31,383
我更喜欢你的青涩感
1058
01:17:35,755 --> 01:17:36,755
芙妹
1059
01:17:37,557 --> 01:17:38,824
好喜欢你的声音
1060
01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:45,197
叫的好销魂
1061
01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:48,300
你叫的越销魂杨大哥越爱
1062
01:18:01,781 --> 01:18:03,148
喜欢你的反应
1063
01:18:20,433 --> 01:18:21,200
好香
1064
01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,521
没尝过芙妹的味道
1065
01:18:42,555 --> 01:18:43,856
都不知道这么可口
1066
01:18:47,193 --> 01:18:50,129
今晚就与杨大哥共度良宵吧
1067
01:20:14,848 --> 01:20:15,981
杨大哥进来
1068
01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:17,950
芙妹
1069
01:20:19,052 --> 01:20:20,252
喜欢杨大哥吗
1070
01:20:21,621 --> 01:20:23,722
看来是慢慢接受我了吗
1071
01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:28,127
好舒服芙妹
1072
01:20:30,530 --> 01:20:31,697
杨大哥喜欢你
1073
01:20:38,038 --> 01:20:39,972
比莫愁那个贱人还喜欢
1074
01:21:00,293 --> 01:21:00,993
芙妹
1075
01:21:01,661 --> 01:21:02,761
好好摸
1076
01:21:04,798 --> 01:21:06,699
杨大哥也想你好久
1077
01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:14,673
好好听
1078
01:21:54,781 --> 01:21:56,382
越来越喜欢了
1079
01:22:11,464 --> 01:22:13,165
就这样陪着杨大哥吧
1080
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,384
喜欢撞击你的声音
1081
01:23:46,226 --> 01:23:48,127
喜欢吗累吗芙妹
1082
01:23:53,266 --> 01:23:55,467
快跟说杨大哥说我要说
1083
01:23:55,769 --> 01:23:56,635
说
1084
01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:57,903
不要
1085
01:23:57,904 --> 01:23:58,837
说我要
1086
01:23:58,972 --> 01:23:59,638
不要
1087
01:24:00,507 --> 01:24:01,607
怎么会不要呢
1088
01:24:02,008 --> 01:24:03,342
就是这么销魂
1089
01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:08,881
杨大哥喜欢
1090
01:24:27,734 --> 01:24:28,300
不要
1091
01:24:34,974 --> 01:24:36,642
不知道黄蓉看到这表情
1092
01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:38,010
会是怎么样的表情
1093
01:24:41,548 --> 01:24:42,915
真想这样弄你
1094
01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:44,116
在黄蓉面前
1095
01:24:45,552 --> 01:24:46,118
好吗
1096
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:47,786
不要
1097
01:24:48,188 --> 01:24:49,621
杨大哥不要
1098
01:24:50,123 --> 01:24:50,889
要吗
1099
01:25:06,706 --> 01:25:08,674
杨大哥就喜欢你的叫声
1100
01:25:10,010 --> 01:25:11,710
你越销魂我越喜欢
1101
01:25:12,612 --> 01:25:13,779
如果黄蓉在面前
1102
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:14,646
我更喜欢
1103
01:25:15,215 --> 01:25:16,048
不要
1104
01:25:16,316 --> 01:25:17,583
杨大哥快出来了
1105
01:25:17,717 --> 01:25:18,984
杨大哥出来
1106
01:25:29,295 --> 01:25:30,329
芙儿好棒
1107
01:25:34,701 --> 01:25:35,834
芙儿好棒
1108
01:25:48,748 --> 01:25:51,984
芙妹要不你就跟我吧
1109
01:25:53,119 --> 01:25:57,322
这么早就去跟伯父团聚可惜了
1110
01:26:01,428 --> 01:26:02,661
杨过你记住
1111
01:26:02,729 --> 01:26:04,396
改日我要你血债血偿
1112
01:26:12,639 --> 01:26:13,505
你们这几个废物
1113
01:26:13,506 --> 01:26:14,406
搞什么东西
1114
01:26:14,641 --> 01:26:16,008
竟然让外人闯进来
1115
01:26:16,009 --> 01:26:16,575
主
1116
01:26:16,576 --> 01:26:18,677
主人是那黄蓉轻功了得
1117
01:26:18,678 --> 01:26:20,112
兄弟们根本追不上
1118
01:26:21,848 --> 01:26:22,381
搅兄弟
1119
01:26:22,382 --> 01:26:22,981
杨兄弟
1120
01:26:22,982 --> 01:26:24,550
不是我们无能
1121
01:26:24,584 --> 01:26:25,751
黄蓉的武功
1122
01:26:25,752 --> 01:26:27,152
你也是知道的
1123
01:26:27,554 --> 01:26:30,322
何况呢她对襄阳城的熟悉度
1124
01:26:30,323 --> 01:26:32,324
比我们多出太多了
1125
01:26:32,525 --> 01:26:34,593
要在这里神出鬼没
1126
01:26:34,594 --> 01:26:36,428
也是易如反掌之事
1127
01:26:37,230 --> 01:26:38,364
更何况呢
1128
01:26:38,365 --> 01:26:41,400
不是我们几个救你你恐怕
1129
01:26:43,203 --> 01:26:46,839
李诞黄蓉我让你们死的难看
1130
01:27:07,994 --> 01:27:08,827
老公
1131
01:27:09,829 --> 01:27:11,797
你怎么对我这么好
1132
01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:15,801
我我身子已脏了
1133
01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:20,873
按规矩我应该浸猪笼
1134
01:27:21,975 --> 01:27:23,142
你好好休息
1135
01:27:23,209 --> 01:27:24,410
别想那么多了
1136
01:27:24,611 --> 01:27:25,978
更不要责怪自己
1137
01:27:26,179 --> 01:27:28,947
你们古人的思想就是太保守了
1138
01:27:29,582 --> 01:27:31,717
更何况这又不是你的错
1139
01:27:32,585 --> 01:27:34,653
受害者还能有罪吗
1140
01:27:35,689 --> 01:27:38,457
老公一定会为你好好报仇的
1141
01:27:39,459 --> 01:27:39,925
别怕
1142
01:27:50,537 --> 01:27:51,470
好好睡吧
1143
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,195
老公你今天都去干什么了呀
1144
01:28:16,796 --> 01:28:18,564
郭妹妹她已经醒了
1145
01:28:18,565 --> 01:28:19,431
哦她醒了
1146
01:28:19,432 --> 01:28:20,566
那我去看看
1147
01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:21,066
误
1148
01:28:21,101 --> 01:28:22,201
老公等一下
1149
01:28:22,369 --> 01:28:26,171
我在想我们要不要另寻藏身之处啊
1150
01:28:26,906 --> 01:28:29,575
我怕这里抵挡不了杨过他们
1151
01:28:29,776 --> 01:28:30,976
哎呀你放心
1152
01:28:30,977 --> 01:28:32,711
你老公可是材料工程的
1153
01:28:32,712 --> 01:28:34,346
有什么东西我造不出来
1154
01:28:34,781 --> 01:28:36,348
不管他有什么神雕啊
1155
01:28:36,349 --> 01:28:37,783
我可是有神鹰啊
1156
01:28:38,585 --> 01:28:40,552
什么雕啊鹰的
1157
01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:42,688
我听不懂你在说什么耶
1158
01:28:50,363 --> 01:28:51,830
沙漠之鹰啊
1159
01:28:52,832 --> 01:28:54,900
洲漠之鹰
1160
01:28:55,101 --> 01:28:55,901
晓得不
1161
01:28:56,903 --> 01:28:58,604
哦
1162
01:29:06,579 --> 01:29:08,914
老公我想通了
1163
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:10,182
错在杨过
1164
01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:13,519
我一定会亲手杀了他报仇
1165
01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:15,921
谢谢你不嫌弃
1166
01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:18,590
我还以为是什么事呢
1167
01:29:19,092 --> 01:29:20,693
以后啊我多给你讲讲
1168
01:29:20,694 --> 01:29:22,961
900年以后的世界是什么样子的
1169
01:29:23,496 --> 01:29:24,730
在我们那个年代
1170
01:29:24,898 --> 01:29:26,832
只要女人被坏人玷污
1171
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:28,367
都是会受到同情的
1172
01:29:29,002 --> 01:29:31,804
这样的案例在吃瓜网上很多呢
1173
01:29:32,539 --> 01:29:33,806
而在你们这个时代
1174
01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:36,575
女人不但要被浸猪笼
1175
01:29:36,576 --> 01:29:37,943
男人也不会被责怪
1176
01:29:38,211 --> 01:29:38,977
岂有此理
1177
01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:43,949
老公那今晚你就多陪陪妹妹吧
1178
01:29:44,684 --> 01:29:46,085
放心吧老婆
1179
01:29:46,086 --> 01:29:48,921
我一个都不会落下的
1180
01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,041
啊老婆
1181
01:30:09,042 --> 01:30:09,908
天都亮了
1182
01:30:09,909 --> 01:30:10,909
你还不起来吗
1183
01:30:10,910 --> 01:30:11,643
老公
1184
01:30:12,412 --> 01:30:14,013
昨晩太累了
1185
01:30:14,681 --> 01:30:16,515
多睡一会不行吗
1186
01:30:17,550 --> 01:30:19,551
快起床 杨过他们杀过来了
1187
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:21,153
你说什么
1188
01:30:28,728 --> 01:30:30,763
李诞你乖乖束手就擒吧
1189
01:30:30,764 --> 01:30:32,898
你上次骗我吃泥团子是毒药
1190
01:30:32,899 --> 01:30:35,000
这笔账我还没跟你算呢
1191
01:30:35,502 --> 01:30:37,236
李少侠
1192
01:30:37,237 --> 01:30:39,271
我本来就不是中土人士啊
1193
01:30:39,773 --> 01:30:41,807
更何况我也跟你无冤无仇啊
1194
01:30:42,509 --> 01:30:43,375
但是呢
1195
01:30:43,710 --> 01:30:46,945
你每次都阻饶我蒙古大军挥军南下
1196
01:30:47,847 --> 01:30:49,915
那我也只好不客气啦
1197
01:30:50,550 --> 01:30:53,719
我说那个叫什么金轮法王八的
1198
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,621
是金轮法王
1199
01:30:56,556 --> 01:30:58,557
我管你是王八还是乌龟啊
1200
01:30:58,558 --> 01:30:59,725
几百年后
1201
01:30:59,726 --> 01:31:01,627
我们大家都是同一个国家的人
1202
01:31:01,628 --> 01:31:02,561
都叫中国人
1203
01:31:02,996 --> 01:31:05,197
你现在在这边搞什么蒙古独立
1204
01:31:05,198 --> 01:31:06,699
试图分裂国家
1205
01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:08,133
破坏民族间的情感
1206
01:31:08,134 --> 01:31:09,335
我不会让你得逞的
1207
01:31:10,337 --> 01:31:13,038
你一句话我听都听不明白啊
1208
01:31:13,039 --> 01:31:15,274
你到底在胡说八道什么啊
1209
01:31:15,308 --> 01:31:17,209
我现在啊就要宰了你啊
1210
01:31:18,311 --> 01:31:19,378
李诞啊
1211
01:31:19,379 --> 01:31:21,880
别说我们蒙古大军以多欺少啊
1212
01:31:22,382 --> 01:31:24,083
我现在就要跟你单挑
1213
01:31:24,451 --> 01:31:26,151
好啊单挑就单挑
1214
01:31:27,654 --> 01:31:29,555
这是我的武器
1215
01:31:30,490 --> 01:31:31,090
蛤
1216
01:31:31,091 --> 01:31:32,391
这就是你的武器
1217
01:31:32,392 --> 01:31:33,959
哈哈哈
1218
01:31:34,661 --> 01:31:36,395
别笑死我啦
1219
01:31:36,396 --> 01:31:39,398
我光是赤手空拳就能把你干掉啊
1220
01:31:48,041 --> 01:31:49,475
太恐怖了吧
1221
01:31:49,476 --> 01:31:51,143
什么霸道的暗器
1222
01:31:51,144 --> 01:31:52,711
没想到出这一招
1223
01:31:52,712 --> 01:31:54,646
一抬手就把金轮法王杀死了
1224
01:31:55,315 --> 01:31:57,583
金轮法王武功那么高都扛不住
1225
01:31:57,584 --> 01:31:58,250
我
1226
01:31:58,251 --> 01:31:59,251
我还是赶紧逃吧
1227
01:32:04,424 --> 01:32:05,424
淫贼
1228
01:32:05,425 --> 01:32:07,159
你妄图玷污我的清白
1229
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:08,027
拿命来吧
1230
01:32:08,161 --> 01:32:08,794
不要
1231
01:32:08,795 --> 01:32:09,461
啊
1232
01:32:09,763 --> 01:32:10,195
啊
1233
01:32:10,797 --> 01:32:11,130
啊
1234
01:32:11,564 --> 01:32:12,564
啊
1235
01:32:17,103 --> 01:32:17,603
啊
1236
01:32:18,004 --> 01:32:18,370
啊
1237
01:32:18,638 --> 01:32:19,571
杨过你
1238
01:32:19,572 --> 01:32:20,839
你这个卑鄙小人
1239
01:32:21,307 --> 01:32:22,708
好汉懂的审时度势
1240
01:32:22,976 --> 01:32:24,443
我看你那兵器邪门
1241
01:32:24,444 --> 01:32:25,144
别冲着我
1242
01:32:25,311 --> 01:32:25,944
杨过
1243
01:32:26,246 --> 01:32:27,646
你杀了我靖哥哥
1244
01:32:27,647 --> 01:32:28,647
玷污我芙儿
1245
01:32:28,648 --> 01:32:30,382
今天无论如何我都要报仇
1246
01:32:30,684 --> 01:32:31,316
别过来
1247
01:32:31,551 --> 01:32:32,651
其再过来我条了她
1248
01:32:33,319 --> 01:32:35,354
李莫愁和你狼狈为奸
1249
01:32:35,822 --> 01:32:38,157
她死不死跟我们什么关系
1250
01:32:38,558 --> 01:32:38,991
过儿
1251
01:32:39,426 --> 01:32:39,925
过儿
1252
01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:41,460
你为了自己活命
1253
01:32:41,928 --> 01:32:43,762
难道不顾我们之间的感情吗
1254
01:32:44,431 --> 01:32:46,665
感情一文不值
1255
01:32:46,666 --> 01:32:47,566
你要真爱我
1256
01:32:47,567 --> 01:32:48,734
就替我死吧
1257
01:32:49,969 --> 01:32:50,769
啊
1258
01:32:55,175 --> 01:32:57,676
终于大仇得报了
1259
01:32:57,677 --> 01:33:00,145
靖哥哥一定是你在天上保佑我们
1260
01:33:00,747 --> 01:33:03,382
爹你可以在天上安心了
1261
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:07,486
你醒了
1262
01:33:08,722 --> 01:33:10,322
我这是在哪里啊
1263
01:33:11,591 --> 01:33:13,659
你啊受了重伤
1264
01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:15,260
昏迷七天七夜
1265
01:33:15,895 --> 01:33:17,096
万幸的是
1266
01:33:17,097 --> 01:33:19,465
现在看起来是没什么事了
1267
01:33:20,867 --> 01:33:22,434
我一直遇人不淑
1268
01:33:23,236 --> 01:33:24,269
这就是报应
1269
01:33:27,107 --> 01:33:29,441
我也给你们添了不少麻烦
1270
01:33:29,476 --> 01:33:32,244
但是你们却以德报怨救了我
1271
01:33:32,879 --> 01:33:34,213
我真的无以为报
1272
01:33:35,081 --> 01:33:36,048
唉呀
1273
01:33:36,049 --> 01:33:37,416
我李诞啊
1274
01:33:37,417 --> 01:33:39,084
看到漂亮的妹子受苦
1275
01:33:39,085 --> 01:33:40,252
也都是会心疼的
1276
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:42,121
况且你这么靓
1277
01:33:43,089 --> 01:33:44,056
唉呀
1278
01:33:44,057 --> 01:33:46,959
哪个男人看到你受苦都是会不忍心的
1279
01:33:47,727 --> 01:33:48,660
小侠
1280
01:33:49,262 --> 01:33:50,562
不要打趣了
1281
01:33:51,197 --> 01:33:52,498
我真的好看吗
1282
01:33:52,799 --> 01:33:53,766
当然啦
1283
01:33:53,767 --> 01:33:56,468
你们都是金庸武侠小说出了名的靓女
1284
01:33:56,469 --> 01:33:57,202
别多想了
1285
01:33:57,203 --> 01:33:58,270
好好休息吧
1286
01:33:58,705 --> 01:34:01,140
虽然听不太懂少侠您在说什么
1287
01:34:01,641 --> 01:34:03,075
但蒙少侠不弃
1288
01:34:03,176 --> 01:34:06,645
我李莫愁愿从此弃恶从善
1289
01:34:06,646 --> 01:34:08,347
并且以身相许
1290
01:34:08,348 --> 01:34:10,115
终身伺候少侠
1291
01:34:10,116 --> 01:34:11,583
以报少侠大恩
1292
01:34:12,652 --> 01:34:13,352
你
1293
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:16,288
你们古人怎么动不动就爱以身相许啊
1294
01:34:18,191 --> 01:34:22,061
虽然我李诞也不是什么正经八百的人
1295
01:34:22,062 --> 01:34:22,828
但是
1296
01:34:23,263 --> 01:34:25,064
但是我对我老婆发过誓了
1297
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:26,098
我不能对不起她们
1298
01:34:32,605 --> 01:34:34,073
什么东西
1299
01:34:34,374 --> 01:34:35,941
怎么突然变这么热啊
1300
01:34:36,176 --> 01:34:36,709
莫愁
1301
01:34:38,611 --> 01:34:39,611
你好美啊
1302
01:34:39,846 --> 01:34:42,214
只要我们生米煮成了孰饭
1303
01:34:42,215 --> 01:34:44,450
我也不怕你不接受我了
1304
01:35:19,586 --> 01:35:20,386
李诞
1305
01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:21,420
李诞
1306
01:35:21,788 --> 01:35:23,055
你風干什么好事
1307
01:35:23,957 --> 01:35:25,391
跟李莫愁搞在一起
1308
01:35:25,392 --> 01:35:27,092
你是想要娶她做老婆吗
1309
01:35:27,460 --> 01:35:28,560
唉等等老婆
1310
01:35:28,561 --> 01:35:30,229
这是不是有什么误会啊
1311
01:35:31,531 --> 01:35:32,631
你这个小色鬼
1312
01:35:33,433 --> 01:35:35,668
早知当初就不应该让你纳妾的
1313
01:35:36,136 --> 01:35:37,036
不行不行
1314
01:35:37,370 --> 01:35:38,370
老公说了
1315
01:35:38,371 --> 01:35:40,272
明天就娶我做老婆
1316
01:35:40,273 --> 01:35:42,207
还要给我一个月的蜜月期喔
1317
01:35:42,575 --> 01:35:44,009
什么属于你的
1318
01:35:44,044 --> 01:35:45,077
属于我的
1319
01:35:45,078 --> 01:35:47,046
我的
1320
01:35:47,047 --> 01:35:52,384
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
1321
01:35:52,852 --> 01:35:57,289
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
1322
01:36:01,127 --> 01:36:02,327
原来是梦啊
1323
01:36:04,864 --> 01:36:07,666
话说还没见到虎先锋
1324
01:36:08,668 --> 01:36:11,070
就被这个大头娃娃打碎我的大圣梦
1325
01:36:12,339 --> 01:36:13,339
也罢
1326
01:36:13,773 --> 01:36:17,142
有些时候人不能太执着了
1327
01:36:22,115 --> 01:36:23,882
啊
1328
01:36:23,883 --> 01:36:25,584
这场梦让我明白了
1329
01:36:26,419 --> 01:36:28,420
人生的选择很重要
1330
01:36:29,222 --> 01:36:31,557
有些时候追求不了的事情
1331
01:36:31,558 --> 01:36:33,425
该放手就放手
1332
01:36:33,727 --> 01:36:35,561
既然我第一关终极boss
1333
01:36:35,562 --> 01:36:37,262
金池长老都打不过去
1334
01:36:37,630 --> 01:36:39,598
那就别再继续做辈种
1335
01:36:39,866 --> 01:36:42,634
别在错误的道路上太过于执着了
1336
01:36:46,639 --> 01:36:49,908
还是来看看今天有什么大瓜好
1337
01:36:50,610 --> 01:36:52,778
看完早点休息
1338
01:36:53,179 --> 01:36:55,948
明天去找一份新工作吧
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