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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:14,570 Shitty thing. 2 00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:16,670 Guillerm-- Oh, he doesn't live here anymore. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,420 How is it? I can't see. 4 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:21,850 Tonight, we're attending a very special event. 5 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:23,490 Aha. 6 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,300 Aye, fuck. 7 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,940 The Baron is receiving 8 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:30,080 an "Eternal Lifetime Achievement Award." 9 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,050 I have never heard of such a thing, 10 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:34,820 but it sounds very cool. 11 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:37,060 ♪♪ Dancing in the moonlight... ♪ 12 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:38,860 It is about time our Baron got recognized 13 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:40,360 for all the incredible work 14 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,900 he does in our local community. 15 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,370 - Yeah. - He has done so much 16 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:44,870 for all of us, both as a leader 17 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:47,470 - and as a reliable lay. - Yeah. 18 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,020 Of course, I am quite accustomed to being exalted, 19 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:52,760 praised, feared. 20 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,970 But this shall be a night to remember. 21 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,430 Alas, no, the Sire cannot make it. 22 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:00,230 Our usual sitter just started 23 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,610 at Northwestern, and, well... Oh. 24 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:05,280 You know how hard it is to find someone new. 25 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,680 Baron, give us a twirl. 26 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,550 Yes, please, Baron. 27 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:11,860 - Look at him go. - Yes, Baron, spin. 28 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:14,970 Look at you all. Where are we going? 29 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:17,710 We are going to an event to honor The Baron. 30 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,210 - Oh. - And you are not. 31 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:20,710 Oh. 32 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:23,020 Because you have made it very clear that your future 33 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:26,290 lies with the humans, not the vampires. 34 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:29,260 - That's not fair. - Guillermo, we are a family. 35 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:31,360 - Right. - We will always be a family. 36 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,910 - Thank you. - And you are no longer part of the family. 37 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:37,670 - "Ca-pitch"? - Because you rejected your vampire family. 38 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,920 - I didn't-- - Yeah. 39 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,120 The Vamily. 40 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,160 Oh... Colin Robinson, no. 41 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,030 - Hello. - Ah, here he is. 42 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:46,730 - Shall we saddle up? - Yes. 43 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:48,330 Well, why does the Monster get to go and not me? 44 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,630 Vamily. 45 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,880 No, not him, as well. 46 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:57,650 ♪♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 47 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:00,060 ♪♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 48 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:02,800 ♪♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 49 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,010 ♪♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 50 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,210 ♪♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 51 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:13,020 ♪♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪ 52 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,290 ♪♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 53 00:02:15,290 --> 00:02:17,860 ♪♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪ 54 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,420 Yeah, I'm a little hurt that I'm not going 55 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:32,930 to the vampire gathering tonight, but 56 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,090 it's probably for the best, you know? 57 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:37,830 Besides, I already made plans to hang out 58 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,300 with my cousin Miguel. 59 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,840 Actually, Miguel and I used to be really close 60 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,410 when I was little. 61 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:46,250 But then he kind of became this, like, jock. 62 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,750 We grew apart, but 63 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,050 our moms are determined that we be 64 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,560 really good friends. 65 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,900 We're gonna... 66 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:56,770 hang out. 67 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:04,320 - Miguel! Hey. - Hey. 68 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,790 - You love it. - No, I don't. 69 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,160 - Yeah, you do. - No, I don't. 70 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,700 I really don't. 71 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,070 You know, we should've done this sooner, 72 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:13,670 it's just that I was working at this job 73 00:03:13,670 --> 00:03:15,440 and it was crazy, so I had to get out of there 74 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,780 - 'cause I was starting to lose my mind. - Hey, hey, hey, Memo, 75 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,780 I don't need the whole pinche novela, okay? 76 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:21,620 Losers first. 77 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,590 Go get 'em, slugger. 78 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:24,760 Oh. 79 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,130 Strike one. 80 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:28,600 Little out of practice there, huh, Memo? 81 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,840 I don't think I was ever in practice. 82 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,870 What are you talking about, man? 83 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:32,640 We used to play all the time 84 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,140 when we were little. 85 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:35,850 Got to keep your eyes on the ball, Memo. 86 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,350 - Here it is. - Oh, every gang 87 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:41,090 in the tristate area is here. How delightful. 88 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,700 Yeah, looks like everyone 89 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:46,470 came out to play. The Warriors. Walter Hill. 1979. 90 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:47,500 Exciting. 91 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:49,780 What a turnout. 92 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,920 Look up there, it's the Fly Guys. 93 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:53,410 Oh, wow. 94 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:55,560 I haven't seen the Lower East Side Vampire Punks 95 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,920 since one spat on me in 1983. 96 00:03:57,930 --> 00:04:00,700 I was cool with it. It's what we did back then. 97 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,300 Hello, Hamptons vampires. 98 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,640 - Wankers. - Hamp-ires. - Stop it. 99 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,180 I hate these dipshits, 100 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:09,890 but kind of makes you proud, you know? Our people. 101 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,790 So, this is all for me? 102 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:15,660 Baron Afanas, there you are. 103 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,860 - Ah. - Hi. 104 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:19,170 - Hello. - You look lovely tonight. 105 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:21,270 I mean, you look lovely every night. 106 00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:24,340 We all look lovely tonight. 107 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:25,520 You included. 108 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:27,410 Thank you. All right, so, Baron, 109 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,890 I'm just going to bring you up 110 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:31,490 to the stage, and then Jerry will introduce you. 111 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:33,530 Jerry is here? 112 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,900 Who Jerry? 113 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,040 Jerry's the one who put on this whole event. 114 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,540 Look out, Manhattan All-Girls Private School vampires. 115 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,010 Vicious, ruthless killers. 116 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:43,380 Both socially and in a murder sense. 117 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:44,750 What's up, gorlies? 118 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,790 Ew. 119 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:49,330 - Hey. - Told you. 120 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,830 Check one. Check two. 121 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:53,770 Hello. Hi. 122 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,610 I can't believe this total zero 123 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:57,750 gets to introduce The Baron Afanas. 124 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:59,020 It doesn't seem right. 125 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,660 He hasn't even sucked him off, 126 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:01,950 let alone been nuts deep. 127 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:03,820 - Shh! Just be quiet. - All right. 128 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:04,890 You be quiet. 129 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:07,390 Can you count, suckers? 130 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:13,110 Look around you. 131 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:15,880 Look at all these different vampires, 132 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,220 all gathered together as one. 133 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,090 Yes. How about it? 134 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:22,590 We got our Coney Island Carney vampires 135 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,670 side-by-side with our Leatherette vampires. 136 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:28,370 We've got our Rockaway Surfers 137 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:32,840 right next to our JFK TSA vampires. 138 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,150 Thank you for your service. 139 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:36,620 This city doesn't bleed without you all! 140 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,700 That's right. That's right, Jerry. 141 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,840 Tonight, we have gathered 142 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,680 to hear from our esteemed leader, 143 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,520 the great Baron Afanas. 144 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,730 Our supreme commander in charge 145 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,960 of our conquest of the New World. 146 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,040 At least, that was the plan, right? 147 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,110 Wasn't it? 148 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:04,480 Taking over the New World? 149 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,550 People feeling good about it? 150 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:09,120 I-I'm just asking questions. I don't know. 151 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,920 Maybe The Baron will be able 152 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:13,270 to provide some of these answers tonight. 153 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:17,100 Maybe there's a perfectly good explanation 154 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,670 for why we were sent here 250 years ago 155 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,950 to conquer the continent and we still find ourselves 156 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,350 cowering in the shadows? 157 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,590 - Do you have an answer for that? - What's this shit? 158 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:29,990 Do you know why? 159 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,940 Jerry, 160 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:34,370 that introduction I cannot live up to. 161 00:06:34,370 --> 00:06:35,970 Thank you. Thank you. 162 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,650 - But-- - 'Cause here's what I want to know. 163 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:40,390 - What the fuck? - Does the fault lie in ourselves? 164 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:43,150 Does it lie in our stars? 165 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,700 Or... 166 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:47,930 does it lie in our leadership? 167 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:49,300 He has a point! 168 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,270 I'm genuinely asking. I don't know. 169 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:53,440 - Hey, hey, hey. Move! - What the fuck is he talking about? 170 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,240 Give me that. 171 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,650 How dare you disrespect this man. 172 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,120 - Hear, hear. - This... 173 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,620 is the great, the beautiful 174 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,470 Baron Afanas. 175 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:06,830 Yes! 176 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:12,120 And this man, this mixer of boiling hot feces, 177 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:14,050 he knows not of his place. 178 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:17,690 He's nothing but a sower of discontent and disrespect. 179 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:20,090 Let me-- Let me see that. 180 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,340 - Let me see that. - No! 181 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:22,660 - Hold on. Hold on. - No, no. Shut up. 182 00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:24,980 No, no, no, no! 183 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:36,200 Okay, uh, that was not my fault. 184 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,700 Jerry was killed by that Frankenstein monster! 185 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:43,270 It's Cravensworth's Monster. 186 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,450 - Run. Run. - They killed Jerry! 187 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:48,160 The Staten Island vampires killed Jerry! 188 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:51,090 - No, we didn't. No. - Kill them! 189 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:53,360 We should get the fuck out of here! 190 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:02,480 Kill them! 191 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,520 Fucking hell! 192 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,450 How many bats are up there? 193 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:20,980 So flying home is not an option. 194 00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:23,130 Where do we go, what do we do and how do we do it? 195 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,890 We need to get home. Which way is home? 196 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,800 - Is it north? - I'm certain we are south. 197 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,340 No, no, we're not. I'm feeling east. 198 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,110 You know I can't fly, you dicks. 199 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,850 Oh, Colin Robinson, do you know how to get home? 200 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:35,320 No, I have no idea. 201 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,320 I never thought I'd ever say this, 202 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,220 but I think we need to call Gizmo. 203 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:40,360 Yes! 204 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,900 - Great idea. - Yes. 205 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,570 Guillermo! 206 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:46,310 Not like that, you fucking idiot. 207 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,340 With the phone-- that he's doing. 208 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,840 I can also try echolocating. 209 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,890 Nadja, I'm on the phone! 210 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,580 Come on, man, let's go. You got to concentrate. 211 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,130 I was concentrating. 212 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,930 So, this new job has a documentary about it, too? 213 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,970 No, it's actually the same documentary. 214 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:04,440 It just now follows a guy 215 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,340 who quits his old job and goes out into... 216 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,250 the regular world. 217 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:09,520 Okay, word. 218 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,220 So it's like Sling Blade, but boring? 219 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,590 You know what, Miguel? This is why I don't hang out with you. 220 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:15,160 You don't hang out with any of the familia. 221 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,960 I don't hang out with the familia because every time I do, 222 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,540 they always make me feel guilty that I'm always busy. 223 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,480 This was a mistake. I'm sorry. 224 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:23,370 - I'm gonna go, okay? - Hey, hey. Come on, Memo. 225 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,750 I'm not mad at you, man. 226 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,250 We love you. 227 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,720 All right? We were worried. 228 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,120 We never saw you, you were out there on your own. 229 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,160 You never even talked about having any friends. 230 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,260 Don't worry about me, okay? I have plenty of friends. 231 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:34,770 Oh, really? That's great. 232 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:36,510 Name me one friend. Like, who's your best friend? 233 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,340 That would be, uh, Nandor. 234 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:41,410 - Nandor? - My-my boss. 235 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,360 My-my ex-boss. He's not my boss anymore. 236 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,020 So, your best friend is your former boss? 237 00:09:45,020 --> 00:09:47,730 I know, okay? It's complicated, but-- 238 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,500 Wait. Colin? 239 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,810 Wait, slow down. What? 240 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:55,170 Here we go, Mr. Drama Queen. 241 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:56,340 Just like always. 242 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:57,880 Every time we start to have fun, 243 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,250 you all of a sudden have an emergency somewhere. 244 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,650 My friends need my help, okay? 245 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,320 - They're in danger. - In danger? 246 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,520 It's gonna sound crazy, but someone's trying to kill them. 247 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:05,900 - What the fuck? - Just, please... 248 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,640 let me go. 249 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:08,970 No, no. Fuck that. I'm going with you, all right? 250 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:10,340 - Let's roll. - You don't even know them. 251 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,040 Why would you want to come with me? 252 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,580 I don't need to know them, Memo. You're my familia, all right? 253 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,420 I have to have your back. Now let's go. 254 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,760 - Okay. - An attack on your friends 255 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,730 - is an attack on all of us. - Seat belts on. 256 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:22,430 Wait. You should know before we go 257 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:26,270 that my friends, they're, they're not like... 258 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:27,840 the regular people that you know. 259 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,740 Memo, will you chill out? I have gay friends, all right? 260 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:31,940 It's not a big deal. Ándale. 261 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,030 And remember, when we find them, 262 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:40,170 I get dibs on killing the one with the really gross man bun. 263 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,760 So cringe. 264 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,410 - They're not here. Let's go. - Okay, let's go. 265 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,380 Okay. 266 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:53,030 That was not supposed to go that way. 267 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,790 I cannot believe that Jerry betrayed The Baron like that-- 268 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,300 As long as you're all right, that's all that matters. 269 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,040 I have been serving Jerry for months. 270 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,910 I feel so betrayed. I'm so sorry. 271 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:06,450 I hear you. I hear you. You know, trust is essential. 272 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,950 - You cannot-- - We're just gonna give you guys a minute. 273 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,530 Just give you some... 274 00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:11,800 Sounds like this Jerry does not... 275 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,600 Laszlo, why did your Monster 276 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,970 flip the fuck out and pop Jerry's head? 277 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:18,440 He was just performing his duties as a protector. 278 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,440 Well, then how do I know that he might not just 279 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,990 flip out one day and pop my head? 280 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,420 No, my Monster would never do that. 281 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,690 How can you be so sure? 282 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,190 Look at the mess that thing has created. 283 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:30,830 That lumbering, demented donkey of a creature 284 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:33,130 is clearly capable of anything. 285 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,540 No, no, no. He's not. 286 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:38,110 My darling, my Monster would never hurt you. 287 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:39,450 I didn't want you to know, 288 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,590 but the sole objective of creating him 289 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:44,030 in the first place was to keep you safe. 290 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,190 - What? - My darling. 291 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,240 If anything were to happen to me, 292 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,670 you would be protected. 293 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:51,510 What? 294 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,710 When have I ever needed protecting 295 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,150 from anything or anyone? 296 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,020 - I knew you'd react like this. - For the record, 297 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:59,790 my darling, I was a vampire on my own for centuries, 298 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,930 before you came along, Mr. Cravensworth. 299 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,270 I once ripped an entire pack of werewolves 300 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,240 to shreds with my bare fangs 301 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,480 and then scattered their entrails on the road 302 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,580 like a confetti. 303 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,680 My dar-- I've heard the story 304 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,020 - a thousand-- - Ah! 305 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:15,190 A confetti. 306 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:19,830 The skies are clear. 307 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,600 Let's try to get our bearings. 308 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,640 Look. 309 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,780 - Look down there. - Athletes preparing 310 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,390 for a baseball game? At this hour? 311 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,420 They're not athletes, you tit. 312 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:31,760 They're the Bronx Bomber vampires. 313 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,760 - We'll, they're looking for us. - Good. 314 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,800 Let's just take them on and get this over with. 315 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,370 No. We should cross the bridge. 316 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,870 - Okay. - Gah! 317 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,210 - Keep walking. - They're coming up here! 318 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,550 Keep walking. 319 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,710 What now? 320 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,010 - Shit. - Oh, no. 321 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,090 It's the Meatpacking District vampires. 322 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:49,190 As deadly as they are beautiful. 323 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,930 I wouldn't mind having my meat packed. 324 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:53,370 - This way! To the subway. - Knock the fuck off. 325 00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,210 - Leave. Down here! - We must run! 326 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:57,910 Take cover! Bats! 327 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,550 Okay. I see an entrance. 328 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,050 Come on, hurry. 329 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,690 Does the subway even go to Staten Island? 330 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:05,990 - Stay close, Blondie. - What the fuck? 331 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:07,930 Hey, hey, hey, what's this shit? 332 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,470 - Oh, great, jumping vampires. - - Cool down. 333 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,360 Is it hat vampires? 334 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,910 - Fuck off. Fuck off. - Oh, shit. 335 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,810 - No. - What are they? 336 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:18,580 These guys are the, uh... 337 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,780 I don't actually know... 338 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:21,450 ...what kind of vampires these are. 339 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:23,220 Are they '80s vampires? 340 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,690 Breakdance vampires? 341 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:27,730 No, I think they're Fame the movie vampires 342 00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:30,230 or Fame the TV show vampires. 343 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,640 And the space suit fella 344 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,250 must represent MTV or... 345 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,850 Well, then what's with the riverboat gambler guy? 346 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,720 They lost me there. I-I have no clue. 347 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,720 You killed Jerry the Vampire. 348 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,340 No, no. It was done by a random monster. 349 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,930 - Uh-oh. No. - Five, six, seven, eight. - What the fuck? 350 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:48,580 What's this shit? 351 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,320 - Ooh! - Oh. Okay. 352 00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:53,420 They're twinkle toe vampires. I got this. 353 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,120 ♪♪ Work it all around the clock... ♪ 354 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,090 Have you ever seen feet move at this medium pace? 355 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:59,730 - All right. - Nadja, nice one. 356 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:01,630 - Oh. - Fuck off. 357 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,200 Wow. 358 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,040 - It's really good! - Not bad. 359 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,610 - Oh. - Fuck this shit. 360 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,580 What? 361 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,820 - What? - Okay. 362 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,320 What the fuck? 363 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,160 Laszlo! 364 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,530 They really weren't that threatening. 365 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:17,570 You idiot. 366 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,670 Well, he's dead. 367 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,310 Full house. 368 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,380 I was handling it! 369 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,650 Sorry. 370 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:24,890 Let's just keep moving, all right? 371 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,080 We'll get aboveground 372 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,750 - so Guillermo can find us. - Okay. 373 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,490 - Good idea. - Whatever. 374 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,380 You know, I really like it when you take charge. 375 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:38,070 No, no, no. Don't worry about the address. 376 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:39,640 I'll text it to you when I get it. Just gather 'em up. 377 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,110 Keep your phone on, all right? All right. 378 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,910 - Who was that? - Some friends. 379 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,720 - In case we need backup. - Backup? 380 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,390 You said your friends are gonna get killed. 381 00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:48,390 I don't know what's gonna happen. I mean, 382 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,100 - where are they, man? - I don't know, okay? 383 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,700 Colin lost his location, so maybe he lost reception. 384 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,870 I can try calling him again. I don't know. 385 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:56,340 - Are these people that you're talking about even real? - Are you kidding me right now? 386 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,080 Yes, they're real! Why would I be doing this 387 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,850 - if they're not real?! - I just had to check, man. 388 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,620 You had to check? They're real, okay? 389 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,190 - Don't worry about it! - You're acting crazy. Yeah, okay. 390 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,230 They're my friends! And they're vampires! 391 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,570 So, there's that. 392 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,860 Did you just say they're vampires? 393 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:10,010 Yeah. Actually, you met one of them. 394 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,410 - What? What the fuck? - Yeah. But you attacked her. 395 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,910 - You attacked her. - I think I would remember something like that, Memo. 396 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:16,880 How could you? She hypnotized you. 397 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,090 How you gonna remember? Hmm? 398 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,200 You know what, let's just keep driving. 399 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,640 Yeah, let's keep driving. 400 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,380 Oh, it's Col-- Hey. 401 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,220 Hey. Hi, Colin. 402 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:31,140 Where are you? 403 00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:34,290 Okey dokey. 404 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:37,700 I just got off the phone with Gizmo 405 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:40,700 and gave him our locaysh. 406 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,000 You know, Laszlo, 407 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,840 I had those dancing vampire freaks 408 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,640 in the palm of my hands! 409 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,710 I do not need you or your stupid Monster 410 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,490 to protect me. 411 00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,290 Is that what you think? 412 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:57,200 My darling, I did not train my Monster to protect you 413 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,740 because I thought you could not live without me. 414 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,910 I trained that Monster 415 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:06,320 because I cannot live without you. 416 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:11,760 Laszlo... I cannot live without you. 417 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,630 But if something was to happen to you, 418 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,100 and I was to lose you, 419 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,440 it would not be your protection I would miss. 420 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,480 It would be you. 421 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,710 Your looks, 422 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:24,280 the layers in your hairs, your wit, 423 00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:25,990 and the way you use 424 00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:28,430 that extremely large hog. 425 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,800 And that cannot be taught. 426 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,470 No, it can't. 427 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,310 Aw. They're being sweet again. 428 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,910 Yes. 429 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,550 Kind of makes you think, doesn't it? 430 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,850 Think about what? 431 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,030 Well, isn't it obvious? 432 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:48,870 I have been searching for love for so very long, 433 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:52,580 and... it was right here the whole time 434 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,450 right under my nose. 435 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,920 In front of my nose. 436 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,460 Me? 437 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,760 You. 438 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,360 Ooh... 439 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,070 So I've watched your search for love. 440 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,710 This one, that one, 441 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,780 - your dead wife... - Yes. 442 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,880 Guillermo's boyfriend. 443 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,850 - Freddie. - Gail. I mean... 444 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,920 basically anyone and everyone who wasn't me. 445 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,760 And I've seen after you've won 446 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,060 their hearts, it all falls apart. 447 00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:23,610 Because you're all about the conquest, 448 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,650 not the victory. 449 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,140 You're a good friend. 450 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,290 But you will never have me. 451 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,820 Ever. 452 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,100 Sorry, would you run that by me again? 453 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:36,030 I completely zoned out. 454 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:38,270 I got ever so lost in those 455 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:41,480 big, beautiful blue eyes of yours. 456 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:44,010 I said you will never have me. 457 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,280 Have a little bit of self-respect. 458 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,680 A little bit. 459 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,930 - I just... - Okay. 460 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,620 Um, wait a minute. 461 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:52,060 - What is that? - I... 462 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,000 - Laszlo! - Oh, shit. 463 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,400 Graveyard vampires. 464 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,900 Well, you hang out in a graveyard, 465 00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,050 you can expect spooky crap like this. 466 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,790 Oh, bloody fuck. 467 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,520 - Oh, shit. - There's too many of them. 468 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,920 - Run while you can. - Yes. Yes, come on, Laszlo. 469 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:09,530 - This way. - Come on, you skull fucks! 470 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,770 Behind here, quick! 471 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,970 Shit! 472 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,570 Come on! 473 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:16,780 Do your worst. 474 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,220 Fucking hell! 475 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,210 Aah! 476 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,880 No, no, wait-- 477 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,790 No, uh... 478 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,500 Ah! I see you know your judo well. 479 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,310 - Laszlo! - It's all right, my darling, I'll be right there. 480 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,200 I'm coming! 481 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,840 Hang your cape on that! 482 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,280 Get your hands off me! 483 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,550 Motherfucker! 484 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,890 Ooh! 485 00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,900 Nadja, there's some over here, too. 486 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:47,440 All right, who's next? I can do this all night long. 487 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,920 - Oh, fuck off. - Okay. 488 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,990 Help me up. 489 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,320 Laszlo! 490 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,020 Where's my wife? 491 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,860 - She's over there. - Oh, okay. 492 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,730 Very good aim. Wow. 493 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,970 Look at my gruesome girl go. 494 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:05,110 It's like front row at a Gallager show. 495 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,880 I think maybe he's dead. 496 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,220 I will say when he's dead! 497 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,490 Very impressive, but I think there might be more vampires 498 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:13,730 on the way, so perhaps we should get out of here? 499 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:16,640 - In a minute! - Okay. 500 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,040 Now we can go. 501 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,910 Great, let's do that. 502 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,430 - Do you want a straw? - Nope. 503 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,700 Do you think that maybe we should order coffee drinks-- 504 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,070 thank you-- so we don't look like a bunch of vampires 505 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,120 sat around waiting for our familiar to save us? 506 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:44,250 We can all be here without everyone ordering coffee. 507 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,750 And we can stay at the table as long as we want. 508 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,500 And when it comes to the bathrooms, 509 00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,790 - legally it's Thunderdome. - Hey. 510 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,170 - Guillermo! - Hey, Gomez. 511 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,240 - You took your sweet time. - Nadja, are you all right? 512 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,640 - You have a little... - Yeah. 513 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,380 Covered, uh, in, uh, brain and blood and guts. 514 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,280 Yes, thank you for noticing. 515 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,130 So, uh, your vampire friends, they hang out at coffee shops? 516 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,660 Hey, look, no offense. 517 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,030 I love your costumes, man. 518 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,100 Your turned your mom's rug into a dress. 519 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,300 That's pretty cool. 520 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,370 But, uh... 521 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:10,540 you guys really think you're vampires? 522 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,950 No, Nandor, Nandor, don't hurt him, okay? 523 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,710 That's my cousin, Miguel. 524 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,910 No kidding? 525 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,720 So you are the famous Miguel. 526 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,390 We've heard lots about you. 527 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,660 What the fuck? 528 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,370 Guillermo tells us you are very tough and very cool 529 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,940 and once locked him in a cupboard for six hours. 530 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:28,180 - Put it there. - Don't need to fist bump on that. 531 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,010 Sorry about that, let's straighten that for you. 532 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,750 You guys kill people? 533 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,290 No shit, Kojak. 534 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,520 Chillax, Miguel, 'cause a member of Guillermo's family 535 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,760 is a member of our family, right, guys? 536 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,960 - Right. - Vamilia. 537 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,500 Nadnor? I have a Nadnor? 538 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,270 - Is that for you, Nandor? - No. 539 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,570 She's calling someone named Nadnor. 540 00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:45,470 Also, I have not ordered anything, so... 541 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,720 I have one roundhouse kick for a Nandor? 542 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,860 Oh, yes, I am Nan-- 543 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:54,090 How quaint, a barista vampire. 544 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,660 We're not barista vampires. 545 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,260 We're artist and writer vampires 546 00:20:57,270 --> 00:21:00,240 who happen to currently be working as baristas. 547 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,910 And graphic designer vampires. 548 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,780 Hi, I'm Cass. 549 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,050 Hi, Cass. 550 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:06,950 Personal essayist vampire Louis here. 551 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,550 I got a shot for Nandor? 552 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,230 Oh, that's me-- Fucking guy! 553 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,660 My mistake. 554 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,530 That was supposed to be a double shot. 555 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,410 - Oh, shit! - Oh, I forgot to mention 556 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,050 you have Van Helsing blood running through you. 557 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,640 - What? - Yeah, it's a long story. I'll tell you later. 558 00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:21,950 Okay? 559 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,060 Bat. 560 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,830 Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. It's because I said 561 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,100 the word "bat." 562 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,500 And I've done it again. 563 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,650 - All I meant to say was-- - Miguel! 564 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,210 Should we get involved? 565 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:40,790 No. 566 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,590 I forgot how scrappy Gizmo can be 567 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,190 when he gets a bit of a bee in his bonnet. 568 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,370 - Vampuccino. - I will fucking kill you. 569 00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:57,520 Oh! Very good. 570 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:02,030 Almost there. Keep reaching, Gizmo. 571 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,970 Whoo! 572 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,070 Nice shot. 573 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:09,010 Ooh. Dead. Very good. 574 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,850 - Guillermo. - We should go. - Yes. 575 00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:12,420 - What the fuck is that? - Hey. Just some homies of mine. 576 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,990 I called 'em in case we were outnumbered. 577 00:22:13,990 --> 00:22:16,460 Ah, yeah, here they come. 578 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,360 Hell yeah. Donnie brought the Spyder! 579 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,000 - Fancy a ride, my darling? - They're on the four-wheel. 580 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,040 - Hello. - We got to go. 581 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,200 We got to go. We got to go. 582 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,540 Hold on. 583 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:25,280 - Hold on. Hold on. - Colin, get in, man! 584 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,980 - Colin Robinson! - Let's go. We have to go. 585 00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:31,450 I don't want to get my cape caught. 586 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:41,130 - Oh, home. - Oh, yes. 587 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,370 - We're home. - Ooh, doggie. 588 00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:44,270 - Well, well, well. - Baron. 589 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:45,850 You're okay! 590 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:47,730 - Look who came home. - Baron, 591 00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:49,400 how did you get back so fast? 592 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:54,240 Did you know that Staten Island has an aboveground train? 593 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,340 It's actually quite pleasant. 594 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:58,820 And it gave me a chance to open up that Louise Penny 595 00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:01,330 I have on audiobook. 596 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,690 - Love her. - She's okay. But a quick question. 597 00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:05,830 What the hell were you thinking? 598 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:08,470 Why did you kill Jerry the Vampire? 599 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:13,180 Because, Baron, Jerry was a huge threat to your almighty power. 600 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:17,620 Yes, which is why I wanted to kill him myself! 601 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,860 In front of everyone. 602 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,730 To reassert my power! 603 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:24,600 Do you honestly think that I did not know 604 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,200 this insipid gathering 605 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,840 was a trap? 606 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,210 - You knew? - Of course I knew. 607 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:32,880 I didn't know Jerry was the enemy, Baron, 608 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,750 but that is no excuse. 609 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,620 I have dishonored myself, 610 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:40,340 but even worse, I have dishonored you. 611 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,340 I will now take my own life. 612 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,810 No! 613 00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:46,280 - No! - No, let me. 614 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,510 I will not! 615 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,450 - Let her. - Baron, 616 00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:51,520 - take my life instead. - Do it. 617 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,960 - Ah. - Hold on here. 618 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,860 Are you two a... thing? 619 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:56,630 - No, not at all. - It's early days. 620 00:23:56,630 --> 00:23:59,230 Get up. We are going to run out of vampires at this rate. 621 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,210 Ah. 622 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:07,920 - Gift. - Oh. Jerry's crushed head! 623 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,090 Thank you. Very nice. 624 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:12,730 You can just lay that down there. 625 00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:15,200 I will find somewhere lovely for it later. 626 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,300 Now, we all have much 627 00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:19,250 organizing to do for tomorrow evening 628 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,040 to set this right! 629 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:23,890 Here we are again. 630 00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:25,330 Jerry 631 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,920 tried to tear us apart. 632 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:30,900 But we, unlike Jerry, 633 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,340 will work 634 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,240 - as one. - Yes. - Yes. 635 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,910 For it will take all of us, 636 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:37,850 all vampires, 637 00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:39,750 to bring the humans 638 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:44,030 of this New World under our dominion! 639 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,100 Any questions? 640 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,350 Ah. 641 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,790 Okay, anybody else? Let's see. 642 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,960 There was someone. Ah. You. 643 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,270 Did you have a question? 644 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,800 - Uh, nope. - Are you sure? 645 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:09,680 Because I thought I saw your hand go up. 646 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,320 I thought I had-had a question, 647 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,920 but then, you answered it. 648 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,420 Just as I thought. 649 00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:20,900 Vampires dismissed! 650 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,340 Two nights out in a row. The Sire's never 651 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,310 gonna let me hear the end of this. 652 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,560 ♪♪ Nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 653 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,430 ♪♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ 654 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:39,470 ♪♪ I got nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 655 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:42,010 ♪♪ Nowhere to hide, no ♪ 656 00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:45,820 ♪♪ It's not love that I'm running from ♪ 657 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:49,060 ♪♪ It's the heartache I know will come ♪ 658 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:51,300 ♪♪ 'Cause I know you're no good for me ♪ 659 00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:52,830 ♪♪ You're no good ♪ 660 00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:55,170 ♪♪ But you've become a part of me ♪ 661 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:58,740 ♪♪ Everywhere that I go, your face I see ♪ 662 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:03,320 ♪♪ Every step that I take, you take with me, yeah ♪ 663 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,630 ♪♪ Nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 664 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,790 ♪♪ Nowhere to hide, no ♪ 665 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,410 ♪♪ I got nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 666 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,500 ♪♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ 667 00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,280 ♪♪ Nowhere to run, no, no ♪ 668 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,050 ♪♪ No, no, ah! ♪ 47393

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