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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,540 [Raphael] For the last time, it's my day! 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,610 [Mikey] Yep! Your lucky day! 3 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,840 'cause we're watching the 24-hour sci-fi megathon! 4 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:20,520 Give me that remote, Mikey, or I'm flipping you instead of the channels! 5 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:23,550 [laughs] 6 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,120 [grunts] 7 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:27,260 Fifteen years of ninja training... 8 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:32,660 and it all comes down to ultimate wrestling smackdown versus zombies from Saturn 4. 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,630 [sighs] Where did I go wrong? 10 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:39,640 [fighting grunts] 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,170 - [grunts] - I win! 12 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:42,870 - Oh yeah? - [screams] 13 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,180 [all shout] 14 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,980 [turtles scream] 15 00:00:55,950 --> 00:01:00,690 This is pointless. You all know my soaps are on in 5 minutes. 16 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,930 That's 5 minutes of sci-fi goodness. 17 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:06,830 [explosion] 18 00:01:07,830 --> 00:01:09,500 [all gasp] 19 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,340 [all daze in confusion] 20 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:18,640 Hey! Where are our masks? And our weapons? I feel totally naked here! 21 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,340 [all cringe, in disgust] 22 00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:24,350 Not a word. 23 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:30,050 [shrieks] The TV! It's... gone! 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,160 [Leonardo] Forget the TV. The whole lair is trashed. 25 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,760 What the shell happened? 26 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,530 Outside! Quickly. 27 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,370 [climbing] 28 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:48,970 [all gasp] 29 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,840 Rraphael] Nice going, Mikey. 30 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,080 [Raphael] You didn't just change the channel. 31 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,080 [Raphael] You changed the whole freakin' world! 32 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,320 * It's ninja time! 33 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:08,190 * Four teenage turtles surfed in on a wave from the past * 34 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:11,290 * It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed * 35 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:14,300 * Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last * 36 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,130 * But just stick around and see these turtles go... * 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,200 * Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! * 38 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,540 * Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! * 39 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,240 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 40 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,440 * Fast Forward! 41 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:28,910 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 42 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:29,910 * It's Ninja Time! 43 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:32,820 * This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged * 44 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,320 * But the more things change, the more they also stay the same * 45 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:39,020 * Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games * 46 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,160 * Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! * 47 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,460 * Fast Forward! 48 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,790 * Get outta my way! 49 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:47,230 * Fast Forward! 50 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,800 * It's so not yesterday! 51 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,330 * Fast Forward! 52 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:51,870 * It's the only way to play! 53 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:53,440 * Fast Forward! 54 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,770 * Guess we're here to stay! 55 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,870 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 56 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,070 * Fast Forward! 57 00:02:58,170 --> 00:02:59,810 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 58 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,710 * Fast Forward! 59 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:09,220 [high pitched horns] 60 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:12,920 [trains passing] 61 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,330 [gasps] 62 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:25,200 All right. Who attacked us, and where are we? Any ideas? 63 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,340 [all scream, in shock] 64 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:30,610 [truck passes and siren] 65 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,340 [truck stops] 66 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:43,850 Now we're getting somewhere. Stinkin' triceratons! 67 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:49,220 Let's see what dastardly device they've planted. It's ninja time! 68 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:50,760 Mikey, wait! 69 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:54,260 You horn heads won't be taking over this planet with your evil... 70 00:03:56,730 --> 00:04:00,570 Newspapers? Triceraton Paper Boys? 71 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:05,470 [humming] 72 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:08,780 Awesome! They even have a whole video game section. 73 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,820 This so beats the crossword! Woah! 74 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,380 [truck door closes] 75 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,520 Uh oh! 76 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,420 - It's taking off! - After him! 77 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,540 [groans] 78 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,540 Now entering uptown level 1. 79 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:44,550 Gravity level 3. Terran air content - Sulphurous. 80 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:45,650 Huh? 81 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:46,650 [thuds] 82 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,350 [thuds] 83 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:52,050 [hitting window] Good night. 84 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,060 [truck door opens] 85 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,330 [groaning] 86 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:02,800 Raph! Just reach a little bit further! 87 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,570 [falls] 88 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:06,300 Ruh roh! 89 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,700 [groans] 90 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,000 Raph! Ow! 91 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:10,910 [continues groaning] 92 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,010 [screams] 93 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:15,210 Argh! 94 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:17,580 [truck crashes] 95 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,220 [vehicles collide] 96 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,020 [road crumbles] 97 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,500 Uh... oops. 98 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,670 [Leonardo] C'mon. We have to find Mikey. 99 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:42,140 [police sirens] Huh? 100 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:53,250 My sons... we must disappear. 101 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,250 This atmosphere. The air is too thin. 102 00:05:57,350 --> 00:06:00,220 Can hardly breathe. Or move! 103 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,890 Hello hello hello! What's all this then? 104 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,660 Chief Constable Biggles, Peacekeepers. 105 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:09,200 Let's see some identification, what? 106 00:06:09,730 --> 00:06:12,400 [moan] 107 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:17,170 Right. Undocumented aliens, is it? 108 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:20,780 When will you people learn that it is the 3 P's? 109 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,780 Paper work, proper procedure, and punctuality. 110 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,520 That grease the wheels of this great society of ours. 111 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,020 Well, technically that's 4 P's, but you get my point. 112 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,620 What? 113 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,520 Attention all units, we've got runners. 114 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,700 [groaning, in exhaustion] 115 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,300 [Leonardo] This is just great. 116 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,400 [cough] 117 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:51,840 We're here 2 minutes and we've already lost Mikey, and now we're fugitives. 118 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,510 [groaning] 119 00:06:57,610 --> 00:07:00,320 Come with me if you want to live. 120 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,350 [all gasp] 121 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,590 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 122 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:07,390 * Fast Forward! 123 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:12,760 * Fast Forward! 124 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:17,570 [tense orchestral music] 125 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:21,070 Get in! There's no time to dilly-dally. 126 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:28,140 [groans, in exhaustion] 127 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,390 [police sirens] 128 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,960 All right! 129 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:43,330 You got our attention! Now talk or... or... 130 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,330 [groans] 131 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:46,800 [thuds] 132 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,600 Or nothing. This air we're in makes it so we can hardly walk. Let alone fight. 133 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:56,940 Forgive the theatrics, but master insisted that retrieving you was of the utmost urgency. 134 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,470 I could not resist. 135 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:02,550 What's going on? Where the shell are we? 136 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:06,050 And what about Mikey? [coughs] 137 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:10,690 Not a "thank you" in the bunch. How predictably organic of you. 138 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,960 [groans] 139 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:19,700 Hey! You said come with you if we want to live. 140 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,670 Remember, bucket-head? [coughs] 141 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,900 I do, but I think we'll all breathe easier once you're strapped into these. 142 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:31,210 Hey! What do you think you're doing? Stop. Let go! 143 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,210 [sigh, in exhaustion] 144 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:35,680 Argh... Can't move! 145 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:41,520 The master holds you in such reverence. I never expected you to be such... ninnies. 146 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:46,120 Hey! The walk-in tool box turned the air back on. 147 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,160 Hiyah. 148 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,260 And my legs, too! 149 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:54,530 With the many divergent alien life forms inhabiting the city, 150 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:58,270 atmosphere composition and gravity vary from area to area. 151 00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:01,640 I pity the fool who tries to get around without an Enviro-pack, 152 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,110 graviton-regulator, or wrist-translator. 153 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:08,780 [vehicles hovering by] 154 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:13,020 [upbeat instrumental music] 155 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,050 [grunts in effort] Gotta get out! 156 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,290 Can't move. Can't breathe! 157 00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:24,130 [coughs] And now, I think I'm gonna hurl. 158 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:29,060 Wait, no! That's not what I meant! 159 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,100 Wah! 160 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,130 [yells] 161 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:34,400 [screams] 162 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:35,500 [grunt] 163 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:42,980 [screaming] 164 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:50,620 I think I was better off in the truck. [groans] 165 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:56,120 [ominous orchestral music] 166 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:06,330 Look. We appreciate you helping us with the breathing and all, Mister, uh... 167 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,240 The name is Serling. 168 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:14,840 Your name's gonna be "scrap metal" unless you start making with some answers! 169 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,210 I got a brother missing! 170 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,350 [boy] Woah! 171 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,010 You're really here! 172 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,820 Really... real! 173 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:24,750 And.. wow! 174 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,020 The master. 175 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,360 Master? But he's just a kid! 176 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,760 [Leonardo] Master Splinter, look! 177 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:49,210 Casey's stuff! Our stuff! 178 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,450 All right, twerp! 179 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,780 Where'd you get all this? Where the shell are-- [grunt] 180 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,320 Manners, reptile. 181 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:58,090 [grunts] 182 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:01,990 Don't be mad. 183 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:05,990 The hockey stuff, the mask, it's all mine. 184 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:08,100 It belonged to my great grandparents. 185 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,930 Your great grandparents? 186 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,240 Casey Jones and April O' Neil. 187 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:20,540 My name is Cody Jones and this is New York City in the year 2105. 188 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,640 [all gasp] 189 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:28,450 [rising orchestral music] 190 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,350 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 191 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:33,360 * Fast Forward! 192 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,230 * Fast Forward! 193 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:44,630 We're in New York? A hundred years in the future? 194 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:48,740 And aliens live here? And cars fly? And... 195 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,470 Crazy, huh? I can't believe you're here either! 196 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,610 I mean, I've read about you for years! 197 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:58,510 But to actually meet you? Wow! 198 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:01,550 We are honored by your enthusiasm. 199 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:06,090 But if you know how we came to be here, please, you must tell us. 200 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,520 I'll do better! I'll show you. 201 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,530 Uh, but first... 202 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,300 Maybe we should do something about the uh... 203 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,700 Uh... 204 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,700 Nakedness. 205 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,200 I thought you'd never ask. 206 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,380 [Raphael] So Casey wrote about us in a journal, huh? 207 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:40,120 He wrote a ton! April too! Your lives were so cool! 208 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,320 I was dying to see you in action. 209 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:45,560 But with your whole, "We live in the shadows" thing.. 210 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,160 I couldn't just load a vid feed. 211 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,070 So I invented... this. 212 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,070 [machine sounds] 213 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,470 [Leonardo] A time machine? 214 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:01,240 It was supposed to be a time window, 215 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:05,580 a way to view the past. The travel part was a complete accident, 216 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,450 one that I have no idea how to recreate. 217 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,190 So we're stuck in 2105? 218 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,620 Unfortunately... yes. 219 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,990 Master Splinter and the four of you are... 220 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:21,000 Hey! Where is number four? 221 00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,970 We lost Mikey the second we got here. 222 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,470 That's what we've been trying to tell your walking toaster. 223 00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:29,000 Uh... Well, then let's all go look for him. 224 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,810 That is not possible. 225 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,640 Master Cody is the owner of O'Neil Tech, 226 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,310 a prominent manufacturer of turn technologies. 227 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:43,520 As head of the company and heir to the Bass Jones O'Neil fortune, 228 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:47,120 a simple walk in the park makes him an irresistible target 229 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,620 for kidnappers and ne'er-do-wells. 230 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:54,160 Anything Master Cody could ever need is made available here in the penthouse. 231 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:58,370 The outside world is far too dangerous a place for him. 232 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,870 Where have we heard that one before? 233 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,070 [Splinter] Hmm... 234 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,610 [grunts in pain] 235 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:12,450 Hi! A little help? 236 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,350 Habla Ingles? 237 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,290 Huh? The chest plate thingy? 238 00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:25,160 Hey! Everybody has one! 239 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,200 And they can all walk around and breathe normal. 240 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:32,500 Oh I get it! Those doohickeys could hook me up with this gravity thing? 241 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,000 Excellent! 242 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:37,010 [grunts in pain] 243 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,740 That way, huh? 244 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,110 Hold up! 245 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:48,750 [grunts in pain] Wait up! 246 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,460 So, how to find one mutated turtle 247 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,690 in a city of 30 million? 248 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,930 Well, I know I'm just a yokel from the 21st century. 249 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,970 But if your time window was based on the principle 250 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,440 of non-directional Tacteon Refraction, then, 251 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:13,980 [both] there might be ambient traces of temporal sub-particles in toe! 252 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,180 [laughs] 253 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,550 Great! Another one that speaks geek. 254 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,480 Basically, some charged energy particles got stuck to your shells 255 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,450 when you fell through time. 256 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,390 And we can track that energy! 257 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,190 [beeping] 258 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,190 There! 259 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,500 Shall I bring the limo around, sir? 260 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,400 No, wait! I have a better idea! 261 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,300 - Ha! - [gasp] 262 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,640 Well, here it is! 263 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,540 I call it the Hovershell! 264 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,840 [Donatello] Whoa! You designed this? 265 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:53,120 Actually, you did! I just built it from your original blueprints. 266 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,850 Master! You can't just go outside! 267 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,850 What about procedure? Precaution? We-- 268 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:00,960 We-- 269 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:07,060 [sighs] I just know I'm going to need a synaptic node replacement after this. 270 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,130 [Cody] Uh, just so you know, 271 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:13,870 I'm kinda still learning to drive this thing. 272 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,140 [distant screams] 273 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,370 [hums] 274 00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:21,080 [Leonardo] Cody! Cody watch out! 275 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,750 [screams] 276 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:28,950 Attention all peacekeepers! Intercept that incredibly rude shoffner. On the double! 277 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,050 [police sirens] 278 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,620 Hey! [painful grunts] 279 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:39,790 Where's the fire, speedy? [grunts in exhaustion] 280 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,130 Speedy? 281 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:48,840 Okay. Insert ominous music here. 282 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,940 [screams] 283 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,040 [stammers] 284 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:56,340 Oh shell! 285 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,150 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 286 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,950 * Fast Forward! 287 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,060 * Fast Forward 288 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:13,100 [suspenseful orchestral music] 289 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,500 [Mikey] Come on guys! Can't we talk this over? Was it something I said? 290 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:20,440 Did I mention I'm not from around here? [screams] 291 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,440 Huh? 292 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,650 Oh! I get it! 293 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,650 The old "kidnap the aliens for slave labor" gag. 294 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:37,790 Well you won't get away with it, punks! 295 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,190 Especially you! You butt ugly excuse for a humanoid! 296 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,090 Are you disrespecting me, reptile? 297 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,990 [nervous laugh] 298 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,700 Did I mention that where I come from, butt-ugly is a term of endearment? 299 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,800 [screams] 300 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,470 [groans in pain] 301 00:17:55,570 --> 00:18:00,210 Today's forecast? Partly cloudy with a chance of turtles. 302 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,380 And rat. 303 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,510 [gasps, in amazement] 304 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,720 Man, am I glad to see you guys! 305 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,860 [fighting grunts] 306 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,890 Oh yeah! 307 00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,130 Probably should have mentioned they can go ghostal. 308 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,700 [screams] 309 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,830 And you guys should've mentioned the big ugly attack robot! 310 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:28,640 No, wait! [screams] 311 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:32,470 [breathes deeply] 312 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,440 Thanks, Robby! 313 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,480 The name's Serling. 314 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:38,510 [fighting grunts] 315 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,780 How do you fight something you can't touch? 316 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:43,790 Simple. 317 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,990 [bodies fall on the floor] 318 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:48,890 Wait for it touch you. 319 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,790 [all] It's ninja time! 320 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,430 Hi, ya! 321 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,160 [alien sounds] 322 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,800 Woo! What have you been eating? Dirty socks? 323 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:00,900 [alien sounds] 324 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:02,700 [fighting grunts] 325 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,270 [growling] 326 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:05,310 [grunt] 327 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,510 [grunt in effort] 328 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,320 [fighting sounds] 329 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,520 [moaning] 330 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,590 Huh? 331 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,120 Yeah. Good night! 332 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,730 Wow! Look at them go! They're so... 333 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:26,730 So... 334 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,600 about to get sneak attacked! 335 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,200 [evil laughter] 336 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:36,840 Oh nuts! I didn't install the weapons yet, did I? 337 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,840 [screams] 338 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,250 That works, too. 339 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,350 This isn't over! 340 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,560 You fungoids are on my list. 341 00:19:56,420 --> 00:20:00,160 Even in 2105, we still send them packing. 342 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,730 Not exactly. 343 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,270 [Leonardo] C'mon! To the Hovershell! 344 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,670 [sirens] 345 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,170 [screams] 346 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,380 Confounded! After those blasted-- 347 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,380 What? 348 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,510 Hold on lads. Ah... 349 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,620 After weeks of rugged investigatory work, 350 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,120 I, Chief Constable Aloysius Biggles, 351 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,990 have single-handedly caught these alien-smuggling street hooligans. Hah! 352 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,730 [Donatello] Nice of you to let us bunk here, Cody. 353 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,600 At least until we figure out how to recreate the time portal accident. 354 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:42,300 [Cody] You kidding? This is a dream come true for me! 355 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,840 And, well, you guys... 356 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,380 You're the closest thing to family I have. 357 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,750 I just hope you can adjust to life in 2105. 358 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,450 [Mikey] Woohoo! 359 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:57,220 Hey! Is this the TV remote? I love the future! 360 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,220 Now let's see what else is on. 361 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,860 No way! It's my day and my remote. 362 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,630 - Give me that! - Hey! 363 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,690 [Mikey screams] 364 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,730 Adjusting will not be a problem. 365 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:10,370 [glass crashes] Oh! Not the vase! 366 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,270 It's a 2006 flea market original. 25666

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