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[upbeat music]

- [sighs]

¿Te gusta, mi amor?

- This is sweet.

We can get away, just us.

- Uh-huh. Sí.

- Welcome to Hacienda Ts'akik.

- Gesundheit.

So... - Mm-hmm?

- What's the last part of the surprise?

- Gordito, if I tell you,

then it's no longer a surprise, verdad?

- That's true. That's true, yeah.

Yeah, and I love surprises.

- Sí, mi amor.

[both cooing]

- So it's something we've never done before?

- Oh, definitely not something we've ever done before.

- Ooh, mysterious. Carlos likey.

- Really?

- What are they doing here?

- Really? - No offense, Ana.

- Oh, now you're gonna offend my wife?

- Dude, what part of "no offense"

don't you understand? - Okay.

This constant arguing and fighting--

we've had enough.

It ends this weekend.

- So what, we go by the pool, have a couple beers,

and just hug it out? - [laughs]

- ¿En serio?

No, not even close.

- No, you both are taking a conflict resolution boot camp.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome to hell, boys.

- Really swell to meet you.

both: Surprise!

[both smooching]

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Just when you think you have things planned out,

life shows up and changes everything

without checking with you first.

- It's nice to have this time to ourselves.

- I just hope Lorena's okay with all the kids

with everybody else gone.

- Ah, she's fine.

And this allows us to have our massages

and private dinners prepared by Chef Rafa.

I am so glad we're renewing our vows.

It's nice to feel this close again.

- There's never been a better time to tell him

you've been working at the salon behind his back.

Ray, I have something to tell you.

- Mm?

- Sonia. - Oh, look.

Hi. - Ray.

- It's Javiera.

Or the Maria half of Javiera.

- See, Ray and I finish all each other's sentences now,

just like you and Javier.

- Well, there's something much better

than finishing each other's sentences.

Like not having a secret family on the side.

- No. - Yeah?

- Yeah. Yeah. And listen to this.

They have been frolfing for years.

I mean, frolfing! I mean, that's--

that's just a line that you cannot cross!

- Sorry, I don't know what to say.

- And as bad as it sounds, as bad as it is,

I wish I would have never, ever found out about it, you know?

It's just like...

I-I'm sorry, I gotta go. [sobs]

[speaking Spanish]

- Wow.

I did not see that coming.

So...

what did you wanna tell me?

- What has two thumbs and loves to picnic?

[chuckles]

This girl.

[upbeat music]

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Welcome to Mending Fences.

I'm Cyd, your conflict resolution counselor.

I'm here to help you dig out of your

negative relational ditches.

- And I'm Kit. Uh, I help Cyd dig.

- This program is designed to help fix

both business and personal relationships.

- Oh, yeah, it's a hard pass. - No way.

- Oh, well, looky there.

Already agreeing on stuff.

That's adorable!

You know who else agrees on stuff?

Ladies?

- You don't finish it... - You don't come home.

- Now that the ladies have spoken,

will you two cuties sign this waiver for me, please?

- If I could just get your Juan Hancock real quick.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, where are you going?

- Girls' weekend.

- Gonna hang with my new bestie.

- Um, the new bestie?

- After what we just pulled off,

we have to be besties and stick together.

- I didn't really have tons of friends,

and even fewer besties,

and I love it. - Me too.

You know, I have to tell you,

it is so crazy being back in this place.

In college, I used to come here for spring break.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

- It's beautiful, though. - Yunjin?

Wait, Yunjin, is that you? - Sofia?

[both shrieking]

Oh, my God. Is this really you?

What are you doing here?

- I own this place. - Oh--

- No, forget about that. Oh, my God. Look at you.

I cannot believe you have two kids and you look this good.

God, I hate you. - Oh, you're so sweet.

- Hey, haps with the slaps? Do you remember it?

- Do I?

[both shout]

[laughter]

Oh, my God. - W-what is this?

What's going on? - Oh, Ana, I am so sorry.

Sofia, this is Ana, my sister-in-law.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Sofia was my roommate in college.

- Oh, no, not just roommates. We were besties.

- Oh, total besties.

Oh, my God. Oh, it's so good to see you.

- Welcome. - This place is beautiful.

- Thank you. It's so good to have you.

I can't wait to show you around.

[plucky music]

- I'm sorry, you guys, but Abuelita and Abuelo

need us to be out of the house this weekend.

- Why? - Um...

because they wanna spend some time together.

- I know what that means.

Ew, gross.

- [coughs, clears throat] - You okay, Mom?

- Yeah. Yeah. Um...[clears throat]

Just a little congested.

- Can you stop? Such a tattletale.

- Tía Lorena, can you please tell Alexa

not to destroy my science magazines?

- I just needed that blue circle for my collage.

- It's not a blue circle! It's Pluto!

- Who cares?

It's the smallest planet.

- It's not a planet!

How do you not know that?

- Hmm, easy.

I don't care!

- Hmm.

You know, this all reminds me

of when I used to fight with Tío Larry

about ruining all of his space stuff.

Except back then, Pluto was a planet.

- I miss Uncle Larry.

He was supposed to call me yesterday,

and he didn't.

- I'm sure he's got lots going on.

You know, like floating up in space

and eating astronaut ice cream.

I'm pretty sure that's all he does.

- I can see why you guys fought.

- [sneezes]

- Uh-oh, Mom.

Are you getting-- - No, no, no.

As long as I don't sneeze three ti--

[sneezes]

[sneezes]

[sneezes]

- Three what?

- [sighs]

- Good relationships are about how you communicate.

So let's try a simple greeting

and then something about yourself.

Carlos, you go first.

- Whoa, why does he get to go fir--

- Okay, fine. You go first.

- [chuckles] Like I'm falling for that.

You go.

- Whatever.

Uh, I'm Carlos,

and I really don't wanna be here.

- Well, I'm George, and I wanna be here

even less than he does.

[whistle blasts]

- Yeah, that's loud.

- Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your little ears?

- Kind of. - Well, guess what.

I don't care!

- It's true. She doesn't.

- Yeah. How long do we have to do this?

- Most people accept responsibility,

settle their issues early,

and don't have to go through the whole challenge.

- [sighs]

Well, if Carlos accepts responsibility,

then I just might.

- Exactly. - Trust me.

You're gonna be Robin Williams consoling Matt Damon

in "Good Will Hunting" before you leave.

- That's one of my favorites.

"It's not your fault."

"It's not your fault."

It's so good.

- Cyd's the best.

If anyone can get them to make up, it's her.

- More importantly, Yunjin,

you ready to go get our makeover?

- Where are you guys going?

- Oh, it's a spa called Lu'um.

- Oh, no. No, no. Not that place.

It's such a tourist trap.

I know a better place.

Oh, my God, do you know where it's located?

It's where that place Nick's used to be.

- Oh, are you coming with us?

- Oh, my God. I forgot about Nick's!

- Uh, yeah, of course you forgot about all the things

you did there, "Yunjin and tonic."

- Okay, don't even start with me, "Sofiarita."

- Drinking nicknames. How fun.

- Holla at your girl.

[hands slapping]

[both grunt]

[both shout]

[both laughing]

- Still got it, girl. - Yes, you too.

- Oh, my gosh. [sighs]

- Oh, there's that handshake again.

- God. Wait. Do you remember that party?

- Oh, my God, which one? - Miss Sofia!

Miss Sofia!

- This is Luisa.

She runs the resort boutique,

and we're also launching a clothing line together.

- Wow. Look at you, girl.

[speaking Spanish]

- Luisa!

- I can't do it.

- Don't worry. I will fill in.

I modeled when I first got to New York City.

- Of course.

- I was a model in Mexico City.

It helped pay for college.

I even had my signature pose.

- Wow, Ana. I had no idea.

- [gasps] I love it. You're in.

- Oh, I don't know. - Yes.

- No, I'm not-- - You would be amazing.

You are so cute.

- "Cute." Qué chistoso.

Baby ducks are cute.

She's a beautiful, beautiful swan.

- I was thinking more of a grown-up baby duck,

which is a beautiful, beautiful swan.

- She's gonna be the most

beautiful creature on that shoot.

- Creature? She's not a creature.

She is a stunning, fierce, vivacious woman.

- Okay, you know what? This is enough.

This is getting a little out of control.

- [speaking Spanish]

[laughter]

- So we can start with a little drink by the pool,

and then we'll see where that takes us.

- Ray. - What? Nobody's here.

We can do whatever we want.

I-I could even unbutton this button.

- Oh. - And this one.

- [laughs] - Maybe this one.

- Hey, guys. - Alexa.

W--I thought you were all going out with Tía Lorena.

- Yeah, that's not happening. Mom's sick.

- Okay. Phones away. We gotta go.

[sneezes]

- Oh, mija. - [sneezing]

Mija, you are sick. - No. No, no, no.

I'm fine.

I just need some tissues for the road.

I must go on.

- You must go to bed. Come on.

Let's get you upstairs where you can get some rest.

- I'm sorry for ruining your plans.

Pero, Mami, can you make me some chicken soup?

- Of course, mija.

- [sneezes]

Ugh. [sneezes]

- Hey, Abuelita, as long as you're making stuff,

can I get a quesadilla?

- Yes. - Gracias.

- Ooh.

Can I get in on some of that quesadilla action?

I'll even help.

- Uh, so-- - I'm sorry, mi amor.

- It's all right.

We'll have some privacy in just a few...

Max, how many years before you go to college?

- While Abuelo and Abuelita

were seeing their romantic weekend wrecked by sickness,

Tío George and my dad were sick of each other,

and it was wrecking their course.

- [grunts] Come on!

[muffled] Are you serious? - Sorry.

- Are you serious?

- Sorry, okay? - Really?

- I-I missed-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Okay.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [whistle blasts]

- [gasps]

- [laughs]

[whistle blasts]

[lively music]

[laughing]

[whistle blasts]

- Switch. - No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. - Switch.

Yeah, yeah. Switch.

- Ahh. Ahh.

I don't wanna. I don't wanna do this.

[whistle blasts]

- [groans]

[thuds]

- Okay, Carlos.

You are going to guide your little brother

through the piña minefield, okay?

- Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

All right. Just listen to my voice.

You got this. Step forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

One step forward. Yeah. - Okay.

- Come on. Come on. Yup. One more.

Little bit. And then you just--

- Ow! Come on!

- Okay, sorry. I didn't-- then you're

gonna take one more and then just

a little bit to the right. - Ow!

What are you doing, man?

- [laughs] Sorry. - All right.

Cooperation exercises were a bust.

Let's try positive reinforcement.

- Yes. Positivity. Okay.

You can now say all the nice things

to your little brother, okay, Carlos?

- Mm. Mm.

Uh, George is great at thinking

he's the smartest guy in the room.

- And Carlos is great at thinking

he's the coolest guy in the room.

- Well, that's-- that's because I am.

- Oh, my-- you are so narcissistic!

And I'll give you $5,000 if you can spell that!

- T-H-A-T.

Pay up, man!

[whistle blasts] - Right--

- All right, Idiot 1 and Idiot 2.

I guess we should call it a day.

- Great job, idiots. - Good.

- Yeah, well, we tried, so I'm gonna go home.

- Oh, darlings, you aren't going anywhere.

You're mine until I say you're not.

- But we did all of the challenges!

- No, you haven't. It's a two-day course.

You've got to do the whole challenge.

- I'm done. - Well, I'm done-er.

- [clears throat]

I'd like to see you two lovelies

go tell your wives that you're quitting.

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

That's what I thought.

- [grunts] I live this way.

[dance music]

- Talk to the camera.

Make love to it. Yeah.

- ♪ I'm a savage ♪

- Now tell the camera you had a great time,

but your life is kind of complicated.

- This is so much fun, Yunjin.

Doing a photoshoot with your number one bestie.

[laughs] - And with your OG.

- Oh. - Which most would say

is your real, true bestie.

- Oh, we're just having fun, guys.

- Okay, let's accessorize.

- Whoo, yes! - Accessories.

- Hay compromiso.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Ooh, cute.

- Osea, you look fantastic.

- You.

- No, you--girl, you look like a million bucks.

- Oh. - I'll say a billion.

You know?

- Okay, now a picture of the three of you together.

- Okay.

[camera shutter clicking]

- Hey.

- Stop it!

You guys are acting like mean girls,

and not the fun movie kind, all right?

I just wanted to hang out and have some fun,

and you two ruined it!

- [speaking Spanish]

[light rhythmic music]

♪ ♪

- Where are we?

- Well, my little buttercups,

we're not in Kansas anymore.

So...what do you hear?

- [hums lightly] - That weird humming noise

Carlos makes when he's nervous.

- George, you're not being very helpful.

- Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

It'd be helpful if you held your breath.

- What? Ahh!

- What was that?

- You in about two seconds, waterboy.

- Love that movie. Goodbye!

- Ahh!

[gasps]

- What's going on?

- Some relationships are beyond repair.

- You can't just leave us out here!

- Don't worry, you'll figure it out

once you find the "roots" of your problems.

Buena suerte, fellas!

- [panting] What are we gonna do?

- We try not to drown.

- I agree with you for once.

- There's no way out of here.

[tense music]

Help! Help us!

- Help! - Please help!

- Ayuda!

- Mm.

- When did you guys get up? - [laughs]

- A little bit ago. We were up super late talking.

- We just found out that we have so much in common.

- So you're not fighting over me anymore?

- Fighting? No, no, no.

Actually, Sofi's one of my besties now.

- Aww.

[laughter] - Oh.

- Attitude.

- Oh. [laughter]

Wow, it's even better than ours.

- We really want to apologize

for the way we were acting last night.

- And I'm just finding my footing here still

and I was just happy to see an old friend.

- It had nothing to do with you, amiga.

- Great, I guess.

Mimosas?

both: [gasping] Yes!

- Or should I say ban-Ana daquiris?

- Oh, I got a name?

I got a drinking name? - You got it.

- [grunts]

- What are you doing?

- I'm gonna climb out of here. [grunts]

I'm gonna shimmy and zigzag right to the top.

I saw it in a kung fu movie once.

He was in a raging river.

- Yeah, that'll work for sure.

- You got any better ideas?

- Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right.

So you hold onto the rock and then go under the water

and I'll get on top of your shoulders

and then I'll jump out.

- Uh, how 'bout I get on your shoulders

and then I jump out, because let's face it,

I'm a little bit more springy than you.

- All right, fine. Let's flip a coin.

You got one? - Yeah, actually/

[grunts]

Okay, call it. - Yeah. Heads.

[coin clinks]

You flipped it out of the hole!

Ugh. Great job.

I'll do it. I think I got one.

[laughs]

- Okay. Quick. - All right. Call it.

- Okay, tails!

You lost it in the water?

- I think I see it. [inhales deeply]

[suspenseful music]

[gasps] I couldn't' find it.

But I found this. I think it--

- It's a bone!

- Oh, no! Oh!

- It's a bone!

[both shouting]

- [blows nose]

- Good morning.

Wow, I feel great.

What's going on with you guys?

- We're--we're--

[sneezes]

- Sick. [snorts]

Oh.

I scheduled our massages for this morning.

I'll cancel 'em.

- Ah. Too late.

They're already setting up out back.

And since you guys can't use them...

- Eh. Go ahead. Go ahead.

- Thanks.

- I got dibs on the other one.

- Are you kids going to the beach?

- Duh.

Gotta sun these guns.

- Yeah. I don't wanna get sick from you guys,

so we'll be down there all day.

- Andrea's not going with you?

- No, she's just sitting by the pool.

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

[tense music]

[bird chirps]

- "Defy the Dragon."

- What? - "Defy the Dragon," man.

That's the movie that that kung fu move was in.

Remember? We--we skipped school to go see it.

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, remember?

And then we ran into Principle Fender

at the movie theater?

- Dude, that's right.

We had to duck him, though.

- Oh, he was ducking us too, man.

He was also probably skipping school.

[both laugh]

- Dude. [spits]

Dude, high school was the best, right?

[panting]

That's when I peaked.

I mean, let's face it.

If you didn't get me this job...

I'm a charity case.

- No way, man.

[sighs] You're great with people.

I wouldn't have a business if it wasn't for you.

Doesn't matter anyway.

You got that new DJ thing.

They wanted to call me DJ Throwback.

It was gonna be a gimmick.

So I turned it down.

- Sorry, man.

Yo, that's their loss, all right?

You're a--you're a great DJ.

But...if you wanna come back--

if we survive this--

still got a job open.

I really, really need you, man.

Not just for the business.

I miss my brother.

[sentimental music]

- I miss my brother too.

Come here.

Bring it in.

- [grunts]

- I love you, man.

♪ ♪

It's not your fault.

- I love you too, man.

It's not your fault.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Didn't Kit say, "Find your roots"?

There's not way. That's--it can't be that easy.

- What? Like those roots?

- NO, those are mangroves. It's--

The tree!

- See?

- I'm going.

[grunting]

[upbeat music]

[grunting]

[laughs]

♪ ♪

[slow clapping]

- Whoo! You did it!

- Well, looky looky. My two little cookies.

Congratulations. You're done.

You just completed the hole challenge.

- H-O-L-E challenge.

- Well, technically it's a cenote.

Uh, but then couldn't call it the hole challenge, could we?

- Uh, that was dangerous.

What if we had gotten hurt?

- Yeah. both: We signed the waiver.

- [laughs] That's unethical.

- Did you find the humerus? That was my idea.

Just don't ask me how I found a real human bone.

- Yeah. We found a humerus.

- It was hilarious.

[both laugh]

- "Peace isn't the absence of conflict,

but the ability to cope with it."

But a family rooted in love and forgiveness

can find their way out of any hole.

Toda para la familia.

Everything for the family.

- ♪ No I won't give up on the world ♪

[gentle acoustic music]

- As soon as they threw us in, though, they--

that's when they started to get real nasty.

- And then they just left. - We didn't like it.

- At first, I thought that they were cool.

- First photoshoot. It was amazing.

- No, she was amazing. - The light. The story.

- Okay, yeah. Teach us, Ana.

Please, it was like, "What was that?"

- I was in the element, you know.

Just like, doing that and that.

I love it.

[indistinct chatter]

- I'll be right back, guys.

♪ ♪

- It's hard not having anyone who likes the same stuff as me.

Where do I fit in, Tío Larry?

- Oh, I get it.

I grew up with your Aunt Lorena as a twin.

What is more different than that?

Everything worked out for me.

And I'm sure, in time, it will for you too.

Who knows? Maybe I'll be back soon

and we can talk rocket science.

- That would be really cool.

- Andrea, are you okay, sweetie?

- Yeah. Much better now.

- Who you talking to?

- Nobody. Just thinking out loud.

- Okay.

Wanna go back inside? - Yeah.

- All right.

Everyone's been looking for you.

- Mm-hmm.

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, Abuelita. Hope you're feeling better.

- I'm feeling much better, mija.

Thank you.

- There's some flowers for you.

- "Mi amor, I can't wait to marry you again.

I love you forever. Ray."

- Does anyone know where Abuelo is?

- He said he was going somewhere.

- Everything okay, Abuelita?

- Everything's fine.

I just have to tell him something very important.

[indistinct chatter]

[line ringing]

Hi, honey.

Just want to see how you're feeling.

Just checking in.

- I'm in town. Went for a bite to eat.

No, it's great.

You know, I--

- Listen, there's--

there's something I've been meaning to--

- Think I might get myself a haircut.

[dramatic music]

- What?

- ♪ Back when we were young ♪

♪ We used to fight over the TV ♪

♪ Felt like a world war ♪

♪ ♪

♪ But now that box is telling me what to believe in ♪

♪ And I won't give up on the world ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Love's the only thing that can cure the sorrow ♪

♪ Clear the darkness away ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Clear the darkness away ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If we cut it up right ♪

♪ I bet we all can survive ♪

♪ ♪