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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:06,881 [relaxing music] 2 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:09,759 - Get ready. - [indistinct] 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,263 - Yeah! Whoo! 4 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,849 - Maybe we should play frisbee sometime. 5 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:20,687 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,230 - Ay, ay--uh. 7 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,773 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, no worries. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,608 We have more of those at home. - [laughs] 9 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,027 - Ah, at least we finally get to meet you. 10 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,572 Yeah, you know, we've seen you before. 11 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,282 I am Javier, this is Maria. 12 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,033 - Mm, yeah. 13 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,785 "Javiara" for short. 14 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,162 - Oh, how sweet. 15 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,706 You do that thing where you blend your names. 16 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,040 Very sweet. 17 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,293 I'm just Sonia. - Ah. 18 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,961 - You're very good at frisbee. 19 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:46,421 - Oh, thank you. 20 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:49,132 We're training for a fr-golf tournament. 21 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,508 - She means-- [barks] 22 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,718 You know, frisbee golf. 23 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,969 [laughter] 24 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,679 - Yeah, this kook got me into it 25 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,681 when we were living in San Antonio. 26 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,142 - Oh, Ray and I live in San Antonio. 27 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,268 - Oh, really? - Oh. 28 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,270 - And--and who's Ray, your son? 29 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:04,481 - It's my husband. 30 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,857 both: Oh. 31 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,025 - Thank God! 32 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,651 What a relief. - Pardon? 33 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,320 - I'm sorry, we-- - Oh-- 34 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,738 - We thought you were a widow. 35 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,364 - What? - Well, you know, 36 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,700 since always-- we watch you always 37 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,535 walking alone, you know? 38 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,788 - Yeah, and-- and you have a wedding ring. 39 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,499 - Mm-hmm. - And sometimes you have this 40 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:26,419 kind of, like, faraway look like if you were... 41 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,505 - Missing someone. - Yeah. Yeah. 42 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,298 - Yeah. - But hey! 43 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,133 He's alive! - Yes. 44 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,968 - Yay! Hooray! - Yay! 45 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,345 [laughter] 46 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,596 - We, uh--we gotta go have dinner, huh? 47 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:37,847 - Yeah. - I was thinking-- 48 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,390 - Oh, the place at the beautiful 49 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,351 restaurant we went to? - Yes, with that little-- 50 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,353 - Oh, with that darling backyard. 51 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,729 - Yeah, the awning! - Yes, yes. 52 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,190 I remember. Okay, let's go. 53 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,525 - She's always reading my thoughts. 54 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,567 You know? - Yes. 55 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,527 - Watch this. 56 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,528 What am I thinking now? 57 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,112 - Oh, shut up, cochino! 58 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,031 Later. - Have yourself a-- 59 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,366 a wonderful evening, Sonia. 60 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,868 - Yeah, yeah. Hey, say hi to Alive Ray. 61 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,620 - Yes. [laughs] 62 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:02,747 - You're so bad. 63 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,045 [line trills] 64 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,380 - Hi. 65 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,215 Why don't we go to dinner tonight? 66 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,716 - Sure. Where? 67 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,428 - You know, that place. 68 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,596 - What place? 69 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,139 - You know, where they have 70 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,183 that service that... 71 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,810 - What server? 72 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,145 - No, not servers. Service. 73 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,397 You know. 74 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,066 That place that's got... 75 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,651 - Sonia, I think you might be cutting out. 76 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,319 Can you just give me the name? 77 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,738 - Never mind. I'll see you at home. 78 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,741 [upbeat music] 79 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:45,915 ♪ ♪ 80 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,471 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,808 - My Tía Ana and my mom are still on opposite sides 82 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,602 when it comes to the ongoing fight 83 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,021 between my papi and Tío George. 84 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,522 Nothing says passive aggressive 85 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,775 like a standoff in front of the fridge. 86 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,861 - [sighs] Let's see. 87 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:18,740 Mm, no, I had that yesterday. 88 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:19,782 [scoffs] 89 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,910 Maybe no, 90 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,621 or maybe no. 91 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,789 - Maybe pick something. 92 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,835 The one thing I wanted. 93 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,755 - [speaking Spanish] 94 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:36,341 - [vocalizing] 95 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:37,842 Hello, ladies. 96 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:40,970 [starts to vocalize] - Mmm. 97 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,931 [speaking Spanish] 98 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,934 - [mockingly] Oh, qué rico. 99 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,936 - And healthy. 100 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,646 - [scoffs] 101 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,190 - Mmm. - And I'm just gonna-- 102 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,193 this little thing he--uh, no. 103 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,530 Okay. 104 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,325 Enjoy the rest of, uh, 105 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,785 this. 106 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:07,455 [playful music] 107 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:08,748 - [scoffs] 108 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,379 [scoffs] 109 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:21,552 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,349 - Do we do enough things together? 111 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,059 - Uh... 112 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:31,062 do you wanna eat this, uh-- this cereal here together? 113 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:34,649 Oh, no, b--better yet. I'll eat, and you watch. 114 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:35,984 You can watch. 115 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,318 - Ray, I'm serious. 116 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,487 You have your stuff, I have my stuff. 117 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,656 But we don't have our stuff. 118 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:45,576 - Can "our stuff" wait until I finish? 119 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,454 No, I guess not. 120 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,707 Okay. I think we have our stuff. 121 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,459 - Like what? - Like... 122 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,877 we eat our meals together. 123 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,258 Okay, suddenly I'm feeling a lot of pressure. 124 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:04,262 - That's because we do not have our stuff. 125 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,931 We don't even have a blended name. 126 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,517 How 'bout "Ronia"? 127 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,769 - That is ridiculous. 128 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:15,064 Besides, I like "Rayso" better. 129 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,443 - Yesterday, I met Javiara. 130 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,361 Guess who that is. 131 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,238 - Javier and Maria. - Yes. 132 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,990 - Oh, okay. I like this game. Give me another one. 133 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,825 - They thought I was a widow. 134 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,452 - Well, you showed them, 135 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,786 'cause here I am. 136 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,747 - There was something about them though. 137 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,290 They're like us, 138 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:35,126 but they seem so in sync with one another. 139 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:37,587 It makes me think that maybe you and I 140 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,589 need to do more things together. 141 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:43,718 Like, I don't know, maybe... 142 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,678 frolfing? 143 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,098 - I don't want to play frisbee golf. 144 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,767 [laughs] I'm good at this. 145 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,602 - I'm gonna make a list of all the things 146 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,354 that you and I might like. 147 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,106 - Hey. What's up? 148 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,067 - Hey. - Hey, Pop. 149 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,653 [playful music] 150 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,656 - You gotta be kidding me. 151 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:09,118 The Cain and Abel story has been done, guys. 152 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,496 Doesn't end well. 153 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:18,211 ♪ ♪ 154 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,921 - They're still not talking, huh? 155 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:23,382 - No. Hey, what do you think of the name "Ronia?" 156 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,469 - Ray and Sonia. 157 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,847 I like it. - Huh. 158 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,182 Hey, can you get me a bowl? 159 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,601 - Sure. - A-and a spoon? 160 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,270 - Buenos días, Abuelito. 161 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,647 - Buenos días. 162 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,526 [cell phone buzzing] 163 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:42,485 - Hello. 164 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,820 - Hi. 165 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,280 Yeah, I'm trying to find DJ Koux Tun. 166 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,741 Is this him? - Who's this? 167 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,410 - Yeah, my name's Roger Smallman. 168 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,204 I saw you the other night at Club Elefante, 169 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,832 and I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. 170 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:59,168 So listen, I wanna book you for a tour this fall. 171 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,962 What do you say? 172 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:04,924 - My dad has his doubts about a lot of things. 173 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:06,551 But the one thing he's certain of 174 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:10,179 is that this is too good to be true. 175 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,014 - Nice try, Mr. Smallman. 176 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,599 Or should I say George? 177 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,310 And honestly, what-- what a stupid made-up name. 178 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,521 - Sorry? - Yeah, yeah. You are sorry. 179 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,939 You're a sorry excuse for a-- 180 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,607 oh, oh-hoh. 181 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,401 Oh, my God. 182 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,280 Mr. Rogers-- [spluttering] Smallman. 183 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,407 Sorry, Rogers is from the neighborhood. 184 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,243 Never mind. Never mind about that. 185 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:34,078 Can we start over please? 186 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,833 - So I was thinking we go to the beach today, 187 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,751 and we pick up some black rocks. 188 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:41,961 - Why would we do that? 189 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,338 - Mom and Max time. So fun! 190 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,383 - That makes our fourth "Mom and Max, so fun" day 191 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:48,926 in a row. 192 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,136 Yay. 193 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,929 - So we're off to the community center. 194 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,055 You wanna come, Max? 195 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,056 - Yeah. - No. 196 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,308 We are going to the beach 197 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:56,642 to pick up black rocks. 198 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,352 - Why would they do that? 199 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,896 - If you change your mind-- 200 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,063 - Changed! 201 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,273 Oh, hey, Mom. 202 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,358 Can you feed my virtual pet, Mittens? 203 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,110 - Uh, sure. - Thanks. 204 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,739 - You're gonna trust your mom with another virtual pet? 205 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,783 - Yeah, remember what happened to your virtual dog, Sox? 206 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,369 - Aw, too soon, you guys. 207 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,662 Way too soon. 208 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,830 - Sorry, Max. - Sorry. 209 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:18,956 - Sorry, Max. - Okay, go. 210 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:19,999 - Sorry, sorry. - No. 211 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,251 - Yeah. - Go. 212 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,544 [game bleeping] 213 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,879 [virtual cat meows] 214 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,255 Okay. 215 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,590 Ew. 216 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:32,136 - Hey. Where's Mom and Dad? - They just took the kids 217 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,679 to the community center for the day. 218 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,973 - Ugh, shoot. 219 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,476 [sighs] - What is it? 220 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,394 - I just got some incredible news, and I-- 221 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,772 I'd usually bounce this off George, but we're not talking. 222 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,690 I don't wanna tell Yunjin yet and get her hopes up. 223 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,318 I--I just wish I had someone to tell. 224 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,487 What are you doing with your arms? 225 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,821 - You can tell me. 226 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,074 I'm your guy. 227 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,284 - Oh, yeah. 228 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,911 Don't know why I didn't think of you. 229 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:58,496 You're right there. - Yeah. 230 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,623 I know. - Well, okay. 231 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,667 Well, so this promoter, he called and said 232 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,086 that he saw me DJing at Club Elefante Picoso 233 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,712 and thinks that I would be perfect 234 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,173 to open up for this festival tour. 235 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,134 I mean, this could really restart my DJ career. 236 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,344 - Oh, my God, Carlos, this is so exciting. 237 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,553 You're finally confiding in me 238 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,639 like a little sister. 239 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:20,309 What was the story? Sorry, I wasn't listening. 240 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,186 - The-- 241 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,521 that's unbelievable. 242 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,147 I'm--I-- 243 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,316 [virtual cat yowls] 244 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,069 [upbeat music] 245 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,446 - Okay, so you did not like pickleball? 246 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,824 - Nah, it seems like tiny tennis 247 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,118 or oversized ping-pong. 248 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,287 - I liked it. I'll tell you what I hated 249 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,496 was water aerobics. 250 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,206 - I liked water aerobics. 251 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,332 - How 'bout surfing? 252 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,917 - How 'bout not drowning? 253 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,211 - We just have to keep trying. 254 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,131 - Hey, the kids are done in an hour. 255 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,258 You wanna get some coffee? 256 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,261 - No, but I could go for a tea. 257 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,347 Ray. 258 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,017 This looks like fun. 259 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,102 - [scoffs] We don't need dance lessons. 260 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,438 We only go to one wedding a year. 261 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,816 - It'll be great. 262 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,697 [salsa music] 263 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,198 - Hello, everyone. 264 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:20,494 Welcome to Stephan's Universe 265 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,538 of Dance. 266 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,256 I'm happy you are here today, 267 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,758 but I am also sad. 268 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,135 Happy because you will get to experience 269 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,889 a kind of passion that you have never know. 270 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,683 And sad because you will never get 271 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,686 to experience this kind of passion again. 272 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,563 - No idea what he's talking about. 273 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:50,358 - Dance is the fire 274 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,736 of life mixed with ice. 275 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,696 I'm going to take roll now. 276 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,742 If you are here, très magnifique. 277 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,078 Ken and Annabelle. both: Here. 278 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,121 - Ah, J.Lo and Ben 2.0, 279 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,082 or as I like to call, the upgrade. 280 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,333 I love it. 281 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,669 Carmelita and Santiago. 282 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,715 Carmelita and Santiago. 283 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,759 Last chance. Remember, there are no refunds. 284 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,804 Carmelita and Santiago. 285 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,347 - Aquí. - Ah. 286 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,848 - What are you doing? 287 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,517 - [as Antonio Banderas] You heard him, Carmelita. 288 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,602 No refunds. 289 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:29,647 Santiago lives for the dance! 290 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,440 Are you with me? 291 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,695 - [as Salma Hayek] Our couples name is "Carliago." 292 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,781 - Carliago. 293 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,242 I love it. 294 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,285 And I hate it. 295 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,454 Let us begin. 296 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,540 - We were taught never to lie. 297 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,543 But the truth is that my abuelita and abuelo 298 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,920 need a new chapter in an old book. 299 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:56,257 And Carmelita and Santiago are just the people 300 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,134 to write it. 301 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,137 [upbeat music] 302 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:06,767 ♪ ♪ 303 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,937 - My mother-in-law hates that I use a microwave. 304 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,690 She thinks I should warm everything up in the oven. 305 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,859 I mean, who has that kind of time? 306 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,235 - [laughs] 307 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,405 - Well, my sister took my Zúñiga sculpture 308 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,158 and swears I let her borrow it. 309 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,534 - [laughs] - Seriously? 310 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,493 Who does that? 311 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,078 - Oh, my God, really? 312 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,164 Like, that's-- - Excuse me. 313 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,248 - Yes? 314 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,541 - Would you like to say something? 315 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,294 - Oh, darling, your problems 316 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:37,131 are really small compared to what I deal with at home. 317 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,967 - Well, you're welcome to join our group if you'd like to. 318 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:40,885 - Group? 319 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,137 - We are the Wine... 320 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,849 And Whine club. - Hm. 321 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,559 - We're supposed to be a book club. 322 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,020 Turns out, all we're really interested in 323 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,815 is drinking wine and complaining about our families. 324 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,942 - Uh, here in Mexico, 325 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,570 we love and honor our families. 326 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,364 So I don't know if I can go over there, sit, 327 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,450 and talk behind their backs... 328 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:10,623 Without having a glass of rosé first. 329 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:11,874 [all cheer] 330 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,125 - Welcome. 331 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,543 - We have a new member. 332 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,629 - Why not? 333 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,880 Pues, salud. 334 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,049 - Salud. 335 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,884 - Okay, amigas, let me tell you this. 336 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,886 That family is just annoying. 337 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,931 [salsa music playing] 338 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,849 ♪ ♪ 339 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,060 - Carliago, this is salsa. 340 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,771 It is spicy, forbidden, and hot. 341 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,481 - [as Antonio Banderas] We must turn up the heat. 342 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,525 - Turn it up, then turn it down. 343 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,026 - [laughs] Oh! 344 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,945 [groaning] 345 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,240 You know what, you should probably let me lead. 346 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,743 - Okay, Mittens, time for your virtual organic cat food. 347 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:51,205 Holy moly, that's expensive. Who wants kibble? 348 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,791 - Hey, have you seen Ana? - She's out. 349 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,085 - [sighs] Bananas. I need to talk with someone 350 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,753 about this business opportunity. 351 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,088 Usually, it'd be to Carlos, 352 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,631 but since we're on the outs-- 353 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,883 What's wrong with your arms? - You can talk to me. 354 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,343 I-I'm your guy. 355 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,137 - Oh. Yeah. 356 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,430 Yeah, I guess I could do that. 357 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,723 - Yes. Yes, you can. 358 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,100 I get business. 359 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,936 - Okay, so I'm meeting with this VC, and-- 360 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,230 - Ooh, VC? Very Cute person? 361 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,108 - Venture capitalist. - Right, that makes sense. 362 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,110 - Anyway, she's thinking about investing in the business. 363 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,903 And so I-- - Your business? 364 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,405 - Yeah. - Got it. 365 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,031 Mind for business. Keep going. 366 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,325 - Normally, Carlos would handle the social side of stuff, 367 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,786 and then I would swoop in to close the deal. 368 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,955 He's just a lot better at that kind of thing than I am, 369 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,666 and--you know what, I should probably just talk to Carlos-- 370 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,835 - No, no, no, no, no, you got me, and honestly, 371 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,962 you're much better at this social thing than he is. 372 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,298 - Really think so? - I know so. 373 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,842 And before you know it, you won't need Social Carlos 374 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,261 'cause you'll be handling it like the boss that you are. 375 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,721 - Wow. 376 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,055 Thanks, sis. 377 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,307 You really helped me out. 378 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,308 - Sis? 379 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,684 - Yeah. - Bring it in. 380 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:54,893 - You're doing that arm thing again. 381 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,938 [salsa music playing] 382 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,983 ♪ ♪ 383 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,151 - Carmangia. 384 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,736 both: Carliago. 385 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,530 - Bellony. - Please don't call us that. 386 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,824 - I am hopeful and doubtful. 387 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,118 Doubtful these pairings aren't challenging you 388 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,703 to be the best you can be. 389 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,247 And hopeful because I can fix it. 390 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,874 Switch partners! 391 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,292 - No, I don't think that's a-- 392 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,629 - Stephan says do it. 393 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,344 Yes. I've never seen two souls 394 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,638 more in sync 395 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,599 or out of sync. 396 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,727 - [singing in Spanish] 397 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:43,484 ♪ ♪ 398 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,528 [upbeat music] 399 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,197 all: Cheers! 400 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,033 - Whoo! [laughter] 401 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,035 - Okay. - Oh, my gosh. 402 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,495 - I have my drink. 403 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,163 Now it's my story time. 404 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,707 - Mm. - Let us hear it, Ana. 405 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,335 - First of all, I love them, okay? 406 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,712 And like I said, family is everything-- 407 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,714 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the Wine and Whine. 408 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,716 Let's whine. Go. 409 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,009 Come on. - [sighs] 410 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,636 It would've been nice if my in-laws 411 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,096 waited for an invitation. 412 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,222 - Yeah. - But they just, like, 413 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,973 showed up every single day 414 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,684 at my house, you know? 415 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,311 Li Lin, Lorena-- [speaking Spanish] 416 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,063 - Is Li Lin your mother-in-law? 417 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,399 - No, no, no. That's Yunjin's mother, 418 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,401 the name dropper that did the kitty dance. 419 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,486 - Mm. - Ana's mother-in-law 420 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,154 secretly cuts hair. 421 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,407 - Yeah, but the only secret is from Ray, right, 422 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,992 the creator of that fart app or something? 423 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,370 - [laughing] That's-- that's George, my husband. 424 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,746 - Oh. [laughter] 425 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,456 - So many colorful characters. - So many. 426 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,875 - You tell me. - And Lorena is... 427 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,419 - She's the one who quits everything. 428 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,712 - Oh. - Right. 429 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,171 Still don't know who that crunchy granola, 430 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,841 Yunjin, is. - Ooh. 431 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,551 - That would be me. 432 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,177 [dramatic musical sting] 433 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,679 - Oh. 434 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,056 - Oh, my God. 435 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,894 Max, you coming to windsurfing class? 436 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,229 - Yeah! - Eh. 437 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,901 - No. Sorry. Have fun. 438 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,280 Me and Mom are doing something with seashells on the beach. 439 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,489 - We're picking them up, 440 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,949 because nothing is more important 441 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,284 than quality time with my-- 442 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,785 [cell phone buzzes] Oh. 443 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,416 Uh, you know, on the other hand, 444 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,877 windsurfing lessons sound way more fun 445 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,462 than hanging out with your dumb old mom. 446 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,839 - It's not so bad hanging out 447 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,716 with my dumb old mom. 448 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:35,137 - Max, I--I don't think that's how compliments work. 449 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,515 - Remember to feed and walk Mittens. 450 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,350 - Wait, Mittens is a virtual cat. 451 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,311 Why does it need walking? 452 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,563 - You didn't walk Mittens yesterday, did you? 453 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,940 - Uh, I walked him. 454 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,610 - Her. Like her. 455 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,279 - Uh, right, right. Her. 456 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,655 - Phew. 457 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,783 Awesome. I'll go get my swim shorts. 458 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,578 - Five bucks says virtual Mittens croaks by 3:00. 459 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,331 - I'll see your five and raise you another five 460 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,500 that she's gone by 2:30. 461 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,168 - That's so wrong. 462 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,836 15 bucks says 1:20. 463 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,172 - Uh, you guys know that I'm still here, right? 464 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,423 - Yeah, we know. 465 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,593 The question is, how long is Mittens here? 466 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,012 - Okay. Go. Go. 467 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,388 - Actually, I changed my mind. 468 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,098 I think Mittens will croak by noon. 469 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,683 [virtual cat yowls] 470 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,352 - Hey, sis. You got a second? 471 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,187 - Yes, sis does. How 'bout in five? 472 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,856 - Sure. I'll be on the rooftop, okay? 473 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,149 - You got it, bro. 474 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,026 [playful music] 475 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,778 - [as Antonio Banderas] Carmelita. 476 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,196 Dance with me, 477 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,407 and I will make all your desires a reality. 478 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,451 - [as Salma Hayek] Oh, Santiago. 479 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,870 You make me a-swoon. 480 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,665 - Carliago, why don't you start off the class? 481 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:48,544 Let us see your magic that makes us so happy 482 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,838 and so sad. 483 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,090 But only the -iago part of Carliago. 484 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,967 Isabella. 485 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,302 - Isabella and Anthony should dance. 486 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,971 - Oh, no, Santiago, 487 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,223 you must dance the dance. 488 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,143 It is in your blood. 489 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,436 - Are you sure, mi amor? 490 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,064 So be it. 491 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,358 - May I present... 492 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,153 Sanbella. 493 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,197 [salsa music playing] 494 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:24,371 ♪ ♪ 495 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,420 - Okay. I--I don't know what to do. 496 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,922 Okay, I'm meeting with the VC in ten minutes, 497 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,173 and I don't know what to say. 498 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,009 - Relax, relax. You've got this. 499 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,053 Uh, let's pretend I'm the VC. 500 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,597 - You? 501 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,390 A VC? 502 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,100 Yeah, that's kind of a stretch. 503 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,936 - Yeah, I can see how your social skills are a problem. 504 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,397 - You see? I'm too honest. 505 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,648 - Uh, listen. 506 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,358 People love talking about themselves. 507 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,236 So let's ask Linda a question about herself. 508 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,821 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good, that's good. 509 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,573 That's good. Okay, how about, 510 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,949 what are you wearing? 511 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,285 - Again, I can see how your social skills 512 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,328 are a problem. 513 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,705 [cell phone buzzes] 514 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,625 Oh, shoot, I have to go watch Mittens, 515 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,418 uh, Max's virtual pet. 516 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,712 - Really? He--he trusted you again, 517 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,465 even after...virtual Sox? 518 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,593 - Too soon, George. Way too soon. 519 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,471 [playful music] 520 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,473 - All right, um... 521 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,934 - Did you follow me here? 522 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,353 - Oh, my God. Get over yourself, Ana. 523 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,980 Are you talking about our family to strangers? 524 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,273 - A ver, a ver, no, no, no. 525 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,691 They're not strangers. 526 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,443 They're my best friends. 527 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,736 - Oh. - Yes, I know them 528 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,529 for a couple days, and they told me 529 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,658 that it's an American custom to talk about families 530 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,784 behind their backs. 531 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,160 - Right. - Cheers. 532 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:47,788 - Okay, well, why not do it face-to-face? 533 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,165 - Fine. 534 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,416 - Okay, um-- 535 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,669 - Looks like you guys are working this out. 536 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,129 - I gotta-- - And that's a different group. 537 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,548 - Sorry. - No, you don't have to leave. 538 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,510 - Sorry. - No, get in--it's okay. 539 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,182 - So you think I'm a crunchy granola? 540 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:10,352 - No, mira. Living in that crowded house, 541 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,647 sometimes you just have to get things out. 542 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,858 [sighs] You wanna talk about it? 543 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,986 - Yeah. I do. 544 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,279 Nuh-nuh-nuh. 545 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,197 - I know. 546 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,782 - Okay, okay, okay. 547 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:28,036 And to be honest, I hate fighting. 548 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,288 But I have to stand up for my husband, right? 549 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,709 Even if he is being a little... wrong-headed? 550 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,877 - [laughs] Is that a polite way 551 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,839 of saying dumb, foolish, 552 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,507 as stubborn as a horse? 553 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,092 - Okay, I think you mean mule. 554 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,385 But yes. - Yeah. 555 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,387 - But Carlos isn't the only one. 556 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,516 - Well, George is acting like the backside of that mule. 557 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:53,228 You know what, we've got to get them talking again. 558 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,814 - Well, what do you suggest? - I don't know. 559 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,693 But maybe the answer might be after this glass of wine. 560 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,362 - I think it's in the one after that. 561 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,573 - Cheers, crunchy granola. 562 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,700 - Oh, okay, tacos de chicharrón. 563 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,703 - [laughing] Oh, my God, I love you so much. 564 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,621 - I love you too. - I'm sorry. 565 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,374 - This afternoon, Tía Ana and Mom laughed 566 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,627 and bonded over stories about their dopey husbands. 567 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,338 And they joined forces to fix the chasm 568 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:23,633 between Tío George and my dad. 569 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,968 - What's up, bro? - Hi. 570 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,470 The promoter's gonna send me the contract, 571 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,388 but then what? I-I'm no good at fine print. 572 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,348 George always handles that side of the business. 573 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,641 - Okay, I got you. 574 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,185 Before I got married, I dated a lawyer 575 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,936 named Larry with a very unfortunate 576 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,605 last name--Larry Swindler. 577 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,106 Honestly, he should have been named 578 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,441 "Larry Never Calls You Back." 579 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,776 - I'm just gonna run this through George. 580 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,277 - No, no, no. Don't be so eager. 581 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,112 You don't jump every time he says "how high?" 582 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,949 [cell phone buzzes] Uh, I'll be right back. 583 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,368 - I'm--I still don't--I don't-- 584 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,620 okay. 585 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,748 - Oh, I got Linda to start talking about herself, 586 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,459 but now, I don't know how to get her to stop. 587 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,752 I need Carlos. He knows her. 588 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,462 - No, no, no. You don't need him. 589 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,671 He doesn't know everything. 590 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,173 He actually doesn't know a lot. 591 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,591 He's not even a social butterfly. 592 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:05,801 He's-- 593 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,637 He's right behind me, isn't he? 594 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,846 - Yep. 595 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,473 - [groans] 596 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:14,518 [solemn music] 597 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:19,731 ♪ ♪ 598 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,024 - There you are. 599 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,360 Why'd you leave? 600 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,695 - Watching you dance with Isabella was-- 601 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,115 - Oh. That was a mistake. I'm sorry. 602 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,825 - No, it's fine. 603 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:33,328 I'm not worried about you dancing with someone else. 604 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:37,791 I'm worried about you and I not dancing well together in life. 605 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:40,085 - That--that's not a reflection of our marriage. 606 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,338 - But we're not spontaneous anymore, Ray. 607 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:46,341 We're out of sync. We're in a rut. 608 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,010 Our anniversary's coming up. 609 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,057 - Every morning, I wake up, 610 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:58,562 and I thank God that I get to share my life with you. 611 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,730 My life doesn't work without you. 612 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,357 [sentimental music] 613 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,401 It would be my greatest honor 614 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:07,863 to say "I do" to you all over again. 615 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,658 Will you remarry me? 616 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:12,993 - Of course. 617 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:18,999 ♪ ♪ 618 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,626 You wanna go back to class? - Nah, let's just... 619 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,628 - Let's get some lunch. - Get some lunch. 620 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,839 - [chuckles] At that place... 621 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,090 - With the lanterns and... 622 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,717 both: The picnic tables. 623 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,427 [both laugh] 624 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,636 - We are in sync. 625 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,722 - [laughs] 626 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:37,225 - And just like that, Carmelita and Santiago 627 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,562 were no match for Ray and Sonia. 628 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,647 - Listen, I know what you guys are both thinking. 629 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,232 - Not by a long shot. - I don't think you do. 630 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,067 - It's just I was so excited that you finally 631 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,777 confided into me like a real sister. 632 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,696 Honestly, when you two get together and I start talking, 633 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,072 it's like you don't even listen to any-- 634 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,240 - Dude, I've had Linda on the phone 635 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,325 for ten minutes, and I don't-- 636 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:54,659 - That's the VC. - Oh. 637 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,119 - She keeps talking about, uh, Kenny? 638 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,579 I don't know who that is. Is that her-- 639 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,872 her husband or her son-- 640 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:01,374 - No, no, no, dude, it's her bird. 641 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,293 - Oh! Yo, that makes sense. 642 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,712 I kept wondering why she was feeding him on her shoulder. 643 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,422 - [laughs] A bird. 644 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,633 On the shoulder. 645 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,595 I'm out again, aren't I? - Yep. 646 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,096 - Just listen, I've been asked 647 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:18,099 to perform and tour as DJ Koux Tun 648 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,018 at a music festival this fall. 649 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,104 I-it's not for sure yet, but it's looking good. 650 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,148 - Are you nuts? 651 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,441 - Nuts? Wh-- 652 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:28,360 I should've know you wouldn't support this. 653 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,487 - It's not that. 654 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,280 Look, man, I'm a realist. 655 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,658 Our business is something that you can count on. 656 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,535 This DJ dream, I'm sorry-- [cell phone buzzes] 657 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,871 It's not real. 658 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,122 - It is now. 659 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,332 I just got the contract. 660 00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:44,292 I'm taking the gig. 661 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,627 - Carlos. 662 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,046 - What just happened? 663 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,381 - Your husband just quit on me. 664 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:50,924 - Mi amor. 665 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,343 [speaking Spanish] 666 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,803 - You said it, sister. 667 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,972 I don't know what that means, but you said it. 668 00:25:58,181 --> 00:25:59,474 - George. 669 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:00,725 [virtual cat yowls] - Damn! 670 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,769 Mittens just bit the dust. 671 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,275 - Yes! It's 3:06. Nice. 672 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,777 Alexa and Andrea owe me 15 bucks. 673 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,822 Alexa! Andrea! 674 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,824 - The truth sometimes depends 675 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,909 on the person who's telling it. 676 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,578 And the real truth is that the Garcia brothers 677 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,206 are at crossroads in their lives. 678 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,166 Todo para la familia. 679 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,294 Everything for the family. 680 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:28,378 - I'm sending over the festival 681 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:29,838 mock-up flier right now. 682 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,382 - Yeah, that's awesome. I'm so excited. 683 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,384 I've literally been dreaming about this... 684 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,344 [phone chimes] For a really long time-- 685 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,639 I--hold on, DJ Throw Back? 686 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,809 - Dude, you're a DJ from way back. 687 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,728 You think you're today, but you're kind of old. 688 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:47,897 That's what makes it funny. You get it? 689 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,983 - No. No, I-- 690 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:53,194 I don't get it. 691 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,030 [scoffs] 692 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,033 [upbeat music] 693 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,035 ♪ ♪ 694 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:05,749 - ♪ How do stars remind the twinkle in your eyes ♪ 695 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,376 ♪ It's brighter than the moonlit sky ♪ 696 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:13,173 ♪ That's when I knew, oh, when I knew ♪ 697 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,717 ♪ That this was paradise ♪ 698 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,555 ♪ Paradise, paradise ♪ 699 00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,224 ♪ That this was paradise ♪ 700 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:28,563 ♪ Paradise, paradise ♪ 701 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,774 ♪ Maybe we can escape ♪ 702 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:37,655 ♪ Paradise, paradise ♪ 703 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,743 ♪ Maybe we can escape, you and me anyplace ♪ 704 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,620 ♪ That feels right ♪ 48977

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