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- Tía, I still can't believe you're doing a show

about the Maya.

- If they're blonde and they look like a Viking,

they're probably not Maya.

- [speaking Spanish]

- Say your line... [speaking Spanish]

You're line is, "I have a secret too.

I'm pregnant with your baby."

- Di lo. Di lo!

- Ya!

Basta! I can't do this.

You look like someone meant to be standing

outside of Abercrombie & Fitch,

not an actor of los Maya.

- Hey, I used to work there.

- [groans]

This is what the actors on this show should look like.

I've been brainwashed my entire life.

- All of the sudden, the "I quit" girl

has something to say. - Oh, you bet I do.

[speaking Spanish]

- [speaking Spanish]

[applause]

- [speaking Spanish]

[energetic rock music]

♪ ♪

- Most days you wake up and only think

about what you have to do to get through the day.

But some days, you have to go the extra mile.

I got him, I got him!

- Oh, hi. - Hola, familia!

all: Tío Larry!

- I just got back from the most beautiful

spacewalk I've ever had.

- Wow, that's so cool.

I'm so jealous, Tío Larry.

- Not as jealous as I'm gonna be

when you get to walk on Mars.

Hey, it's my sister-- La niña "Renuncio."

- Very funny, Larry.

- You're "Renuncio" video has twice as many likes

as your "I quit" video.

- You always said that quitters never win.

But it seems you can get more money from quitting

than from working.

- Yeah, oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

[all talking at once] - No, no, no. That's not--

that's not the way that works.

- Tío Larry, I'm gonna shoot my rocket up today.

The weather's perfect for a launch.

- I'll send you a video. - Oh, thanks, Dad.

I'm sure it's gonna go great, Andrea.

- Tío Larry, can I ask you a few more questions

before I launch it?

- Sure, what kind of rocket is it?

- Come on, I'll show you.

- So, Lorena, I was thinking,

maybe this is a good time to cleanse

some of the negative energy around you.

- Maybe you could just quit it.

[both chuckle]

- Nice one.

- Sorry, it was right there.

- I mean, I think I may have reached

a new level of enlightenment

where I could help you recenter yourself.

- Re-center, re-circle, re-square, whatever.

Just fix me.

- Great, let's get started.

- Ooh wait, is that Lorena?

I'm surprised she didn't already quite breakfast.

- That joke's already been made.

And if you want to take pot shots,

you should get here earlier.

- Buenos días, familia!

Hola.

Hola, gordito.

This--[speaking Spanish]

Please, take that off before my brother gets here.

- I told him. - Gracias.

- No manches.

I got this shirt just for our meeting

with Alejandro. He's gonna love it.

- I never thought I'd say this,

but maybe you can put on

one of your Hawaiian shirts instead.

- That's what I told him. - Right?

Gracias. [phone buzzing]

Insane. - Hello?

Oh, I have to take this.

It's a survey I promised to take earlier.

- She's actually going to take it?

- Sonia, please come to work.

- You cannot just call me like this randomly.

My family's gonna get suspicious.

- Please, I need you! - And I will not lie

to them again.

- There's so many people waiting.

- Five stars!

- Don't make me beg again, please.

- That's right.

- She's really taking this survey seriously.

- I give them five stars.

- Well, she always says what she thinks.

She's an honest woman.

- Make sure you get the launch on camera.

- I will.

- And make sure your finger isn't covering the lens.

- I know how to use a camera phone, mija.

[shutter clicks]

Oops, just took a picture of myself.

Hey, looking good, Ray.

I'm gonna save this one.

Whoops, just sent it to the entire faculty.

- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six--

go for main engines start.

Main engines start.

Two, one!

Booster ignition and liftoff...

- Houston, we have a problem.

- When you want me to do it again,

just let me know.

- I can't believe it!

I did everything Tío Larry told me to do.

And he works on the Space Station!

- You can smell it.

Your propellant ratios are wrong.

- How would you know that?

- I love rockets. - Cool!

- I like that your tío's in space.

Maybe I'll go there too one day.

- I'm Andrea. - Eloy.

- It's nice to meet you...

- They're cataracts.

- Sorry, I didn't mean to stare.

- It's okay, I've had them since I was a kid.

I can't see very good,

pero, hijole, I can smell.

- Why don't you have them removed?

- My family doesn't have any money to pay for that.

- Wow, I'm so sorry.

How do you know so much about rockets?

- Science is my favorite class in school.

- Really? Me too!

- If you like, I could help you with your rocket.

- Really?

Because no one in my family can help me with it.

- They can't be that bad.

- How did I just take a 45-second video of sand?

- Like I said... - Oh.

- [sighs]

[soothing music]

- Okay, Lorena, this is called the raisin exercise.

First, I want you to be mindful of how the raisins smell.

Okay, now I want you to focus on how the raisin feels.

Okay, now I want you to--

stop eating the raisins.

You're supposed to be mindful, not mouthful.

- I'm starving, and it's called multitasking.

- Okay, now let's get to our breathing exercises.

- Oh, Lorena never learned how to breathe.

That explains a lot.

- Why don't you do everybody a favor

and learn how to not breathe?

- That was mean.

- I wouldn't even know how to do that,

'cause it's an autonomic response.

- Okay. [speaking Korean]

Put the raisins down.

All right.

Shoulders back.

But relax.

Yeah, like that.

Take a deep breath.

- Alejandro is going to love this app.

It's some of my best coding.

- Dad! Dad! This is really important!

Mom! Mom! Come!

- Okay.

- Come on, guys!

- Well--why, is everything okay, dal?

- No. I just met this kid on the beach.

He's helping me fix my rocket.

And he's really smart.

But he has this thing called "cataracts."

- Oh. - Oh no, that's terrible.

Hopefully his family can get that fixed soon.

- They can't afford the surgery.

It's $5,000!

They live in the Poblado.

- That's rough.

Maybe we can start a GoFundMe for him, okay?

- Or we could fund him! Tío George?

- Well-- - Uh, honey,

it's not that simple.

We don't know his family,

we don't know how complicated the surgery is.

We need more information.

For the love of God, woman, put those raisins down.

- So if we need information, let's get it!

- All right, we'll help if we can.

But I have to talk to his family first.

- Thank you so much, Abuelo!

[upbeat music]

- [speaking Spanish]

- Well, I'm very flattered,

but I'm backed up with clients.

Sol is available though.

He's the real genius here. - No--

- You're gonna love what he does with layers.

It's inspired. - No, I'll wait for you.

- But why? His chair's open.

- No, I'll wait, thank you.

- Sonia, can I talk to you for a second?

- [speaking Spanish]

- I appreciate what you're trying to do.

But this is the way it is around here.

And ladies like her,

they don't like to have their hair cut

by the same person like me who cuts their maid's hair.

- What? That's crazy.

- Look, your working here is bringing people

from other areas who would normally never come here.

That's good for my business.

So it is what it is.

- Well, I find it offensive.

- Yeah.

Well, you being offended is the nicest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's get back to work.

[sighs]

- Buenos días, chicos.

Hola, mi amor.

[sighs] It's finally so nice and quiet today.

Rico.

- Hey, it's your brother! - Hey, hey.

- So good to see you, George.

Hermana! - Hermano.

- Cómo estás? - Bienvenidos.

- Oh, I see you're still representing

Hawaii pretty well eh?

- I had a different shirt. She made me change it.

- What? What, you did.

- Carlos, good to see you, buddy.

- Hey, Alejandro.

- I really appreciate you guys

helping me re-code the app for the park.

- Ah, you're gonna love what we did with it.

- Hey, George, I hear that you're still insisting

you are a true Mexican.

- Ooh, as I am.

- That's why I brought you

something that only a real Mexican would eat.

- Ooh, I'm down.

Oh, wow...chapulines.

- The Mexican popcorn. And they're extra spicy.

- I'll try one. What's a chapuli--

[screams]

These are dead grasshoppers.

- They're muy deliciosos.

- I'm gonna muy pass.

George, that's all you.

- Jorgito, my Mexicano husband,

- Yep. You--you probably want to see the app.

We should show you the app.

Gonna save these babies for later.

- Later?

No, then I'm not gonna be able to see you enjoy them.

A real Mexican would at least try one.

- Yeah I think I'd enjoy seeing you enjoy them too.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah, yup. It's crunchy.

That's super crunchy.

But, you know, it doesn't have much--

okay, there it is.

That's--yeah. That's got a kick.

- Andale chapulines!

- [coughing]

- Yup. Nope. Water.

Se ahoga, George.

[meditative music]

- Okay, Lorena, these crystals will help activate

your seven chakras.

Your heart chakra will help you discover

your outer purpose.

- You know who probably has the most chakras?

Chakra Khan. I crack myself up.

- Bet you do.

- Um, what are you doing?

- I'm balancing my chakras.

- Well, she's doing a great job.

So far none of them have fallen off.

- Maxcito, the crystals aren't the chakras.

The chakras are actually, uh--

what are the chakras?

- Chakras are various focal points

used in ancient meditative healing

where people use-- - Don't care.

We're going to the beach.

Um, good luck with all this...stuff.

- Always a joy to be in this family.

Okay, can you feel the warmth of your heart chakra?

- Uh, I feel something,

but I'm pretty sure it's heartburn.

- Don't worry, I have another method

that I am sure will do the trick.

- Tell me something good!

Sorry, I still have Chaka Khan on my mind.

[chuckles]

- Ay, mi Mexicano.

Ay, this is your third glass of water, really?

- Thanks.

Ooh! Okay.

I'm down. Next time, don't get the mild.

- Okay, let's get down to business.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay.

So this app has a map of the entire park

and everything your visitors need.

[coughs]

First aid locations,

info about all the animals--

- Wow, it's amazing.

- He may dress like Hawaii Five-0,

but he knows how to code.

- And we added and extra cool part.

Alejandro, have you ever wondered

what a jaguar fart sounds like?

- Honestly? No.

- Oh, well, we interfaced your app

with one of our "It's a Gas" apps,

and it contains the fart noises of every animal in the park.

- Hmm.

- Gordito, since you're so good at code,

"hmm" is code for "he hates it."

- Whoa. But the kids will love it.

- No, no. We're not putting fart noises

into our theme park app.

- Well, I got to admit, it's not what I expected.

I'm still "hmm."

- Hmm.

both: Huh?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I love what he's doing to that girl's hair.

Can you do that for me?

- Listen, if you wanted your hair done like that,

you should have gone to Sol.

He's very talented.

If he was in the States,

he'd be one of the most in-demand stylists around.

He'd probably have his own product line.

- Him? I doubt it.

No.

- You should be ashamed of yourself,

not coming to see Sol just because he's in the Poblado.

I--

[uneasy music]

I'm sorry, I dropped my scissors.

Sol is an artist.

I'm not only grateful to be learning from him.

I'm proud to stand next to him.

[warm music]

♪ ♪

- Your son is very intelligent.

And he knows a lot about rockets.

- Yeah, he is. Thank you.

- Andrea's tío is in space.

- Mm-hmm.

[both speaking Spanish]

- Really?

- No, thank you.

- But I don't understand.

- Por qué no, Mamá? He's just trying to--

- Mijo, go play in the yard.

- Why would you want to do something so nice

for people you don't even know,

unless you had bad intentions?

- I don't have bad intentions.

- Crazy. Ow, ow, ow, ow

- Today, my abuelito is learning

that you could only help people

who are willing to accept it.

My Tía Ana has an old Mexican saying about it

that involves dancing and a chicken.

Maybe it's a dancing chicken?

I can't really remember how it goes.

- They thought we were trying to hurt Eloy.

- Why would they think you're trying to hurt him?

You were just trying to help him.

- Ay, Dios mío, Ramon.

I just heard that you went in the Poblado

and tried to solve this problem on your own?

- Yes, but from your tone

it sounds like I shouldn't have?

- Yeah.

But the family was just trying

to pay for Eloy's cataract surgery.

And they thought we were trying to steal his organs.

- Mira, lo que pasos que--

there are some countries where rich families

pay other people for their organs.

And sometimes they don't even pay,

they just take them.

- What? - Mm-hmm.

- I had no idea.

- Imagine, what if someone you didn't know

just came up to you and tried to pay

for your surgery.

That would be, like, kind of suspicious,

don't you think so?

- Yeah.

Now I know why she threw that chancla at me.

- Claro.

- What are we gonna do?

- There's nothing we can do.

- Wrong.

[militaristic music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, Lorena, time to cleanse.

- When's the last time you cleansed this pup tent?

- It's not a pup tent. It's a temazcal.

Get in.

Shoes.

- You sure you know what you're doing?

Because-- - Trust me.

I got it all under control.

- My God, it is so hot in here.

- The temazcal is basically a natural sauna.

It's where we find clarity

and tap into our higher consciousness.

- I'm just trying to not lose consciousness.

[both coughing] - Uh-oh.

- Uh, uh-oh? Uh-oh? What uh-oh?

- Yeah, I might have added too much water.

Lorena, go open the flap.

[both cough]

- Uh, it's stuck.

- What? Let me see.

Oh, this isn't good.

[both yelling] Help! Help!

- Thank God I found you.

- Hello. What are you doing here?

- I need to talk to your mom.

- You're brave for coming back.

- Does she have more chanclas?

- She wants to know if this is the girl

you need my son's organs for.

- What? No!

The only thing I want for Eloy

is to be able to see this rocket go up in the sky.

- Mija, may-- - I got this, Abuelo.

Eloy is the smartest person I know.

And when my rocket wasn't working,

he was the only person who knew how to fix it.

He was able to fix a problem

without even being able to see.

Just think what he could do if he could actually see.

- If it makes you feel any better,

you can be in the room during the procedure.

- We want to help.

♪ ♪

- Our abuelo always taught us

you don't always have to be the smartest one in the room

to be successful.

Here he was, the dean of a university

with a doctorate,

yet learning a valuable lesson

from his eight-year-old granddaughter.

- Okay, okay. We can do this.

We are not gonna die. Not today.

- Die? My life might have literally hit rock bottom,

but I am not going out in a pup tent.

- It's a temazcal!

[phone buzzing]

Oh! Oh, my God!

I forgot I left my phone here.

Mom! Me--we're stuck. Me and Lorena--

- Hi, honey! Guess where I am!

- Mom! You need to call Carlos.

- On the set of my movie!

- Oh. Oh, that's great!

But me and Lorena, we're stuck in a temazcal.

- Did you say Temecula?

I once spent eight days on a set in Temecula

with Marty Sheen.

Ugh, talk about being stuck.

That man can talk.

- Mom!

- Do you know, his real last name

is Estevez?

He had to change it to get work in Hollywood.

- Oh! She has got to go.

- Believe it or not, I've never done that before.

You're kind of like my hero.

- Wait, I think I hear someone.

[both yelling] Help! Help! Help!

- Are you guys okay?

- It's Max! - Help, Max!

- What are you guys doing in there?

- Max! Back!

[both coughing]

- Mom, what were you guys doing in there?

- Mijo, you saved us.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Can I get a new phone?

- No! - Oh, my God, Lorena.

I am so sorry.

I'm obviously not ready to be a shaman.

- You did your best.

Sure, you almost killed us,

but my pores are as clean as they've ever been.

- I let you down.

- No, you didn't.

You being here meant the world to me.

Besides, I think I realized my outer purpose.

I want to spend as much time as I can with my son.

I love you, Maxcito!

- I love you too, Mom. - Aww. [chuckles]

- But can I still play in your guys' fort?

- It's a temazcal.

- Who are we kidding? It's a pup tent.

- [groans]

[panting]

♪ ♪

- [speaking Spanish]

- Yes! - [speaking Spanish]

- Gracias. Muchas gracias.

- Oh!

You were so good. [chuckles]

Oh. - Thank you for everything.

- Thank you so much.

- Of course.

- It's a good day for a launch, no?

- There you are! I'm so happy you could be here.

- I would never miss this.

- How do you feel?

- It still hurts a little bit.

But it was worth it.

I really want to thank your family

for all they've done for me.

- You can thank them yourself.

- Muchisimas gracias, Garcias!

- Hi!

- Whoo!

- Let's do this thing.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six--

go for main engines start.

- Go for main engines start.

- Two, one-- - Booster ignition.

both: And liftoff!

- Whoa! [all cheering]

That's so awesome.

Eloy, thank you so much for being...

Today, my family realized that sometimes

you have to reach beyond your inner circle

and bring total strangers into the fold.

Because at the end of the day,

we are all one big family sharing a planet.

Todo para la familia.

Everything for the family.

- Mi amor, I forgot to show you how beautiful the ocean is.

- Hey, mijo, can you show me that cool cenote

that you told me about?

- You mean with my phone?

- No, in person!

I'm coming out next week to see you guys.

- No way! - What? Are you serious?

- Yeah, I'm going to a seminar in D.C.,

and they gave me an extra day.

So I'm gonna fly into Cancún

and see you guys if--

of course, if that's okay?

- I mean, of course. We're so excited!

- I just hope we don't catch any rain,

'cause isn't it hurricane season?

- That's months away. Not even close.

This weather is perfect.

[foreboding music]

[thunder cracks]

Just...perfect.

- ♪ How do the stars... ♪

- [sighs] The internet here.

Can someone get me the Director of Communications

of the DR?

Alfredo?

Where are you?

Jefe, I need your help.

Can you help me fix the internet?

I don't know how to do Wi-Fi or something like that.

Yeah, I gotta do dances for TikTok.

Uh-huh. After lunch?

Okay, did you order my vegan diet food?

Do you do vegan here in the DR?

Fine, I'll starve. I need to diet anyway.

Okay.

- ♪ Anyplace ♪

♪ That feels right with you ♪