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[serene music]
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- Although my momis very spiritual,
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she's alsoa creature of habit...
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- [speaks native language]
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♪ ♪
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- And nothing broke herspiritual flow more than...
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- [speaks native language]
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- [laughing]
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- Losing her routine.
- Oh, no, that's too good.
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[laughs]
Ray!
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[laughing]
Ray, you have to see this.
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There's a little cat
playing tic-tac-toe
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on TikTok, okay?
Yep.
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- So now that my abueloshave decided
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to extend their stayin Mexico with us,
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the walls of Mom's Zen spacehave started closing in,
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and her routine feels likeit needs a cleansing.
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- Okay.
[computer chirps]
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So my book is--
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wait.
Am I a cat?
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How did that happen?
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[plucky orchestral music]
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Okay, I am
definitely not a cat.
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♪ ♪
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[meows]
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[laughing]
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We have gotta change thisright meow.
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- Tap into your tranquility.
- [laughing]
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- I can't do this.
[sighs]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- On the surface,people can appear
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to be far aparton their ideas and beliefs,
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but what lies underneathmay paint a different picture.
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[upbeat Latin music]
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- Maxi, you excited
about staying longer?
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- Yeah, it's great.
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Still getting used
to having all my family
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under one roof.
- Yeah, we all are.
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Have you seen
my spirulina juice?
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- That green stuff?
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It smelled
like Tío George's sandals,
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so I threw it out.
- Of course you did.
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[sighs]
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That looks delicious.
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- I want Mom to know
I'm thinking of her.
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- [chuckles]
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[tender music]
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[machine grinding]
- Fresh salsa!
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- [speaks Korean]
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- Oh.
[laughs]
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Oh, look, it's Ray the cat.
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[chuckles]
I love the whiskers.
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[sniffs]
Oh, what is that awful smell?
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- It's just sage.
Nothing to worry about.
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[alarm beeping]
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- Well, your smoke alarm
disagrees.
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- [speaking Korean]
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- The alarms going offis turning out
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to be quite symbolicfor Mom and Abuelita.
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While Mom is tryingto find her Zen in Mexico,
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Aunt Lorena is still in Texastrying to find herself.
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Dealing with Maxbeing gone for a while
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and Uncle Juliandeployed overseas,
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she's decided to bury herselfin her work.
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[phone chimes]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh.
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♪ ♪
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Nice shorts.
- Hey, elevator eyes.
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Second floor, sweetheart.
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- You really need to put
the sweetheart nonsense to bed.
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I'm not your sweetheart.
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- I just wanted
to congratulate you.
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See, you get live shot,
primetime con mi...
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[rolling Rs]
Conner Rascon.
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- Still doing that thing
with the Rs, huh?
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- It's my brand, Lorena.
Ooh, Lorena, Lorena.
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That's a good warm-up word.
Lorena, Lorena.
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- Conner, I don't know
if you're aware,
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but you tend to rub people
the wrong way.
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Have you ever thought about
maybe being less
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of a narcissistic--
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- Uh, uh, we're done
talking here, sweetheart, okay?
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You can go back to doing
whatever it is
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you lower level people do.
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I'm late for hot yoga,
sweetheart.
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- Not your sweetheart.
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♪ ♪
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- [singing in Spanish]
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♪ ♪
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- Meals for La Familia Garciaare like events.
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I mean, I've beento soccer games
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with fewer people at them.
- One second!
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- Right here, buddy.
- Maravilloso.
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♪ ♪
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- Gracias.
- Ah, delicioso, Max.
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- It's awesome being back
with my people.
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- Sí, but now
that it's all of your people,
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doesn't this huge house
feel small?
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[speaks Spanish]
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- I don't know why
we're talking about throwing
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houses out of windows...
- What?
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- But what I'm saying is
I'm really feeling the feels
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of mi gente,
the people of Mexico.
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- George, you know
you're half Puerto Rican?
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- Yeah, come on, Dad.
You know what I mean.
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I just--I don't know.
I feel like I belong here.
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[alarm beeping]
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- I apologize.
I am still cleansing.
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No need for alarm,
besides the alarm.
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[alarm continues beeping]
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- Andrea, why do you
have rosary beads?
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- Oh, those were a gift from me
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for their baptism.
- Baptism?
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- You know,
forgiveness of sins,
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safety from the devil,
that whole thing?
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- Uh, we didn't do that
for the girls.
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- Oh, I know.
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I just assumed
you got too busy
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with newborns, and then time
just got away from you,
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but I was thinking
why not just do one baptism
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for the both of 'em?
- We didn't get too busy.
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We just decided not to.
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- I can't believe my Carlitos
would do that.
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- [coughs]
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- Is it a gift kind
of situation?
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If so, I'm all-in.
- Me too.
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- See, the girls want to do it.
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Girls, come over here,
and I'll show you
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the correct way
to hold a rosary.
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- Uh, no, no,
don't worry about it.
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I mean, you're on vacation.
Relax.
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- It's okay.
I don't mind.
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- We promised them some
screen time later today so...
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- I honestly don't
remember that.
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- Okay, girls,
you can go put your rosaries
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in the drawer with
the other toy necklaces.
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- [clears throat]
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Victoria, you can help Max
clean the kitchen, okay?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Cinderella reporting for duty.
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- Victoria, ya.
- Gracias.
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And I need to meet
with Alejandro.
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We are going over
budgets today.
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[speaks Spanish]
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- Oh, oh, oh,
tell mi hermano-in-law
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I said "Hola."
- Claro, gordito.
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I will tell him you say hi.
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[speaks Spanish]
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- Yunjin, you need to realize
how much baptism
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means to our family.
It's what we believe.
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- Not all of us.
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- If you have something to say,
say it.
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[plucky orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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- What's he doing, charades?
- Oh, man, I suck at charades.
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♪ ♪
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Is it baseball?
- I'm not sure.
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- Maybe it's baseball signs.
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- I thought
you can't use props.
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- No, you definitely
can't use props.
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[phone rumbling]
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♪ ♪
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- Wait, what are you--
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- Okay, so maybe I'm just
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not a real tradition
kind of person,
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at least not the older,
Catholic-y traditions.
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Thank you, Sonia,
but we really don't think
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we need either of our girls
to do the baptism thing.
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- Oh, really?
We who?
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- Me and Carl--
where'd he go?
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[speaking Korean]
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- I know, I know.
I don't--
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- So much
for no man left behind.
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- The important thing is
we got out
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just before getting sucked
into that emotional vortex.
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Trust me.
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Whatever you'd say in there,
you'd just make it worse.
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- I don't know.
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I just feel like I should be
helping out Yun
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with Mom or something.
- Oh.
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It's kind of cute that you
think Yun needs help.
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Have you ever met your wife?
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- Look, boys,
there are certain fights
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about certain subjects
it's always best
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to stay out of.
- Which are?
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- If it starts with,
"If you have something to say,
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say it,"
then it's time to bail.
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- Huh.
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So how long
should we stay out here?
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- That's a good question,
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and that actually brings up
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important life lesson
number two.
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Always have snacks.
- Huh.
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- There's still so much
to learn.
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- Right now, I imagine
your mother is turning to me
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to ask...
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- Isn't that right, Ray?
Ray!
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[both coughing]
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- Where did Ray go?
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- This sage stuff
is pretty strong.
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- It has to be strong
to cleanse the house.
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- Back home, we usually
just use Febreze.
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- Do you think we could save
some of this sage
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for when Abuelo Ray
uses the restroom?
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Straight-up demonic.
- Yeah.
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- We need something
in the house to get rid
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of all the negative energy.
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- As a matter of fact,
I have just the thing.
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- I've been doing everything
I normally do.
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Yet somehow, there is
more negative energy
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than when I begin.
I cannot figure this out.
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- I see your sage,
and I raise you...
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The Virgin Mary.
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[upbeat music]
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- While the shaman is inside
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trying to keepMom and Abuelita
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from killing each other,
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the guys are just outsidekilling time.
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- So how's the business going?
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- Eh.
- Great.
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- Glad you're on the same page.
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- It's--this app stuff just
doesn't make much sense to me,
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and this translation one
that we have,
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it's barely doing anything
so far.
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- Carlos, you can't
just put an app out there
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and expect immediate success.
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- I know that you want me
to take more
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of an active role
in the business side,
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but I-I am a people person,
a social butterfly, okay?
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This other stuff,
it's just not my vibe.
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- Wow, what a surprise.
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Carlos doesn't vibe
with hard work.
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- Carlos, just because
something isn't natural
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doesn't mean you can't
buckle down and be good at it.
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- Yeah, take Dad and his book.
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He's by no means
a natural writer.
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- It's true.
- Hey.
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Well, I'll admit
this latest project
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has been a challenge,
but you know how hard it is
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to make Mayan
linguistic diversity
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of the pre-classic period
sound interesting?
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- I think we just found out.
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[bass-heavy house music]
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- That sounds like house music.
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- It sounds
like crossfade mixing.
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- It sounds like music
I don't listen to.
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- Dude, come on,
let's go check it out.
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- I don't want to.
Nope, no, no.
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- Ah, time to go
to my trusty backup bag.
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- Look at this place.
I mean, this is living.
253
00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,242
Dude, this party is bumping,
and it's not even 10:00 a.m.
254
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,577
- Yeah, I don't know, man.
255
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,245
I heard some chilangos
live here.
256
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,497
- What's a chilango?
257
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,124
- Rich guys from Mexico City,
juniors.
258
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,751
- And that's a bad thing?
259
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:12,588
- No, only if they're entitled
and, you know, jerks.
260
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,881
- Qué onda?
261
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,925
If it isn't
our American neighbors.
262
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,218
Orale, join us.
263
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,262
Hey, I'm Pablo.
This is my brother Pato.
264
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,681
- Mm.
- He says hi.
265
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,434
- Oh, well, I'm Carlos,
and this is my brother George.
266
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,604
- [speaks Spanish]
267
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,941
- It's cool.
We speak English.
268
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,276
Come, come.
269
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,945
Hey, I want to introduce you
to everybody.
270
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,446
- See, this is gonna be fun.
271
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:44,286
♪ ♪
272
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,247
- Hey, I don't know what you
were worried about, man.
273
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:49,917
These guys are awesome.
- Yeah, not so sure.
274
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,670
♪ ♪
275
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,798
- Oh, hey, Pablo,
so we kept noticing
276
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,801
that you were referring to us
as your American neighbors,
277
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,345
but we're Mexican.
- No, my friend.
278
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,639
You're not Mexican.
- Yes, I am.
279
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,642
- Okay, where were you born?
- Okay, yeah.
280
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,103
Texas, but...
281
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:12,648
- So that makes us Texicans.
It's all good, right?
282
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,151
- So you weren't even born
in Mexico.
283
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,653
- Well, Texas was Mexico,
and, you know,
284
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:22,283
we never crossed the border.
The border crossed us!
285
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,242
Up top!
286
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,035
♪ ♪
287
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,663
Really?
288
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:31,792
- [chuckles]
You're funny.
289
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,169
- Nah.
290
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,171
- He likes you.
- Yeah.
291
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,717
[suspenseful music]
292
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,261
- Although he knew my momand Abuelita hadn't settled
293
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,181
their differences,Abuelo Ray has no choice
294
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,850
but to go back into get some writing done.
295
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:55,024
♪ ♪
296
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,987
- Ray.
297
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,322
There you are.
298
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,574
Will you please tell Yunjin
299
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,452
that setting grass on fire
300
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,580
is not as cleansing as baptism.
301
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,166
- It's not grass.
It's sage.
302
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,418
- Whatever.
- Ugh.
303
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,296
Okay, Ray,
can you please tell Sonia
304
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,715
that lighting candles
and saying rote prayers
305
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,051
is pretty close
to being shamanic.
306
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:26,055
- Well, uh, can we just pretend
that I said the magic words
307
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,765
that you both needed to hear?
- All right.
308
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,726
The magic words I need to hear
is how Yunjin
309
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,561
is going to let
my granddaughters
310
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,231
have a baptism
so they don't meet the devil.
311
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,567
- And the magic words I need
to hear are that Sonia
312
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,611
respects the fact
that I am not religious
313
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,030
but just as spiritual
as she is,
314
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,074
and my wishes as a mother.
315
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,742
[together]
Would you guys stop?
316
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,953
- If it's gonna cause
this much fighting,
317
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,579
we don't even want a baptism,
318
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,415
even if it means
giving up all those gifts.
319
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,251
- Would they be
really cool gifts?
320
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,961
- Really, Alexa?
321
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,463
I thought religion was supposed
to bring people together,
322
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,132
not tear them apart!
- See what you're doing?
323
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,759
- What I'm doing?
Okay.
324
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,594
Let's get something
straight, Sonia.
325
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,096
You're the one who gave them--
326
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,932
- Everyone,
take a deep, cleansing breath,
327
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,434
por favor.
- [breathes deeply]
328
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,769
- I think I have a solution
329
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,396
that will make
both of you happy.
330
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,148
You see, in Mexico,
you can peacefully coexist,
331
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,235
and trust me,
it was not always this way.
332
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,611
- He's right.
333
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,613
In the 16th century,
they had the inquisition.
334
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,616
[plucky orchestral music]
335
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,578
I'm gonna shut up, okay?
336
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,622
[upbeat house music]
337
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,624
- Is that what I think it is?
338
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,127
♪ ♪
339
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,628
- You know what that is?
340
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,631
- It's only the holy grail
of DJ mixing equipment.
341
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,466
I used to dream
about having one of these
342
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,801
when I was a struggling DJ.
343
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,636
I mean, I went on
to become pretty famous
344
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,639
in San Antonio,
but I have never mixed
345
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,974
on one of these.
346
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,685
- You want to, um,
take it for a spin?
347
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:59,356
♪ ♪
348
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,482
- Epic.
349
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,318
♪ ♪
350
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:06,322
- Loves los lobos lollipops.
351
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,906
[rolling R]
352
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,993
Repite por favor.
353
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,495
Gracias.
- Uh, how can I help?
354
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,997
- Yeah, I just wanted
to let you know
355
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,790
that we're gonna be
cutting your segment
356
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,167
just a little bit.
357
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,628
See, we need more me time.
More me time.
358
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,380
Ooh, that's a good one.
More me time.
359
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,132
- Why does it not surprise me
360
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,176
that that comes
to you much easier?
361
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,677
And I already spent
a lot of time prepping
362
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,762
for that longer segment.
363
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,305
- Do you know how much prepping
364
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:34,975
goes into making these teeth
this white?
365
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,518
- Do you know how much
I don't care?
366
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,520
- For some strange reason,
people like to see
367
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,315
field reporters soaking wet,
freezing...
368
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,401
[chuckles]
Or struck by lightning.
369
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,862
Ratings gold.
- So me out in the rain.
370
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:49,698
Shorter segment,
less airtime, great.
371
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,701
- Well, if you want to get
more eyes on your segment,
372
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,994
maybe you should consider
373
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,747
having
a wet T-shirt contest, hmm?
374
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,708
[chuckles]
I'd get on that train.
375
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,585
[chuckles]
All aboard!
376
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,631
Choo, choo!
[chuckles]
377
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,884
El Chapo loves
chewy chocolate chips.
378
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,928
Sweetheart.
379
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,224
[upbeat house music]
380
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:22,356
♪ ♪
381
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,610
I'm DJ Koux Tun, and I'm out!
Peace!
382
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,446
[cheers and applause]
383
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,740
- Whoo, that set, Carlo!
384
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,743
The hottest we've heard, ay?
You left Pato speechless.
385
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,414
- Thanks, guys, I mean, to be
perfectly honest, though--
386
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,498
I was pretty good though.
387
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,749
[laughter]
388
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,084
- Let's celebrate
with some tequila.
389
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,002
- Sure.
390
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,716
Huh?
Salud.
391
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,467
- Salud.
- Viva Mexico.
392
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,766
Whoo!
Oh, ooh, oh!
393
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,103
Yeah, looks like
the Mexi-can'ts keep up.
394
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,354
[chuckles]
395
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,399
- This is a $500 tequila.
You sip it.
396
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,776
You don't shoot it like
some frat boy on spring break.
397
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,612
- Seriously, do you not know
how to drink tequila?
398
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,364
- I--
- #AmateurHour.
399
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,616
- Hey, I know
how to drink tequila.
400
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,326
That's how you drink tequila.
401
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,953
- That's how you
drink cheap tequila.
402
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,581
- Ay, qué oso.
403
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,707
- Oso.
A bear?
404
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,292
Wait, how am I a bear?
405
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,211
- No, "oso" is like,
"How embarrassing."
406
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,713
Maybe we need
to find you a library
407
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,506
so you can learn
some Spanish, ay?
408
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,259
- Dónde está la biblioteca?
Am I right?
409
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,677
- Really, Carlos?
410
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,346
Having my back
means sticking a knife in it.
411
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,516
- Bro,
we're just messing around.
412
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,769
- No, come on,
Macho Camacho, come back.
413
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,146
No, don't be
such a sensitive American.
414
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,315
I mean, Mexican.
415
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,735
No, fine, you're as Mexican
as apple pie.
416
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,695
[chuckles]
417
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,492
- Your chilaquiles
look delicious as always.
418
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,826
- Thanks, Mom.
419
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,620
I'm having a great time,
420
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,330
but I really wish
you were here.
421
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,249
- Me too, Maxito.
I miss you so much.
422
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,670
- Let's go live
with Lorena Garcia-Ramirez
423
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,547
in Alamo Park for the weather.
424
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,341
- Lorena, you're on the air.Come on.
425
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,884
- Oh, mi corazon,I have to go.
426
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,010
I love you.
- Lorena.
427
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,345
- Bye.
- Are you there?
428
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,888
Oh, ay, I hope
we didn't interrupt
429
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,473
your personal phone call there.
430
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,892
- All good here, Conner.
- Really?
431
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,103
Because it looked like
you were phoning it in.
432
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,855
But I guess that's
nothing really new
433
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,524
for you, is it, sweetheart?
434
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,152
- Although Aunt Lorena'sexpertise is in meteorology,
435
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,737
she is about to give a lesson
436
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,031
in what a volcanic eruptionlooks like.
437
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,244
- You know what?
I've had it with you, Conner.
438
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,995
- Well, looks like someone's
439
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,956
cloudy with a chance
of sass, huh?
440
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,874
- Or maybe I just hung upwith my son
441
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,043
to talk about the factthat it's obviously raining
442
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,753
to a guy who spendsmore money on spray tan
443
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,673
and teeth whitener thanthe GDP of Guatemala,
444
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,424
so you better not come outside
445
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,010
because this rain mightwash away your "Latino-ness,"
446
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,929
Mr. Fake-tino.
- Oh, okay, Lorena.
447
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,472
- Oh, here'sa mouth exercise for you.
448
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,015
- We're live here.
- Conner Fake-tino.
449
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,392
- Let's be professionals.
- Fake-tino.
450
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,977
- Why don't you...
- Fake-tino!
451
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,855
- Calm down and take
a deep breath, sweetheart?
452
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,857
- Sweetheart?
Sweetheart?
453
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,401
Tell you what, since you wanted
to cut my segment shorter,
454
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,195
how's this?
I quit, sweetheart!
455
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,154
Ugh!
456
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,155
- [chuckles]
457
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,700
Well, now that--
458
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,078
now that Hurricane Lorena
has moved out to sea,
459
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,789
let's go ahead
and throw a Hail Mary pass
460
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,251
out to Buck Tanner in Sports.
How about that, huh?
461
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,296
Buck?
Buck?
462
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:39,344
- Mm.
- Hola, Gordito.
463
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,763
Mm.
- What's going on?
464
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,559
- Oh, just going through
these expense reports.
465
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,936
Alejandro's seems
to have let these slide
466
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,856
for a few months,
and they need sorting out.
467
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,399
- Great.
468
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,110
So Carlos and I
were hanging out
469
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,029
with the chilangos next door,
and they were saying--
470
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,072
- So we're talking
about you now?
471
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,950
- Yes, they kept saying
I'm not Mexican.
472
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,870
- [speaks Spanish]
473
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,956
Okay, we need to discuss
this obsession
474
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,667
with you calling yourself
a Mexican.
475
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,127
- But I am.
476
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,089
- Um, you're Mexican
like the American-Irish guy
477
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,968
who drinks on St. Patrick's day
to celebrate "his" heritage.
478
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,472
- Okay, yeah, I celebrate way
more than Cinco de Mayo.
479
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,890
- Ay.
[speaks Spanish]
480
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,434
Mexicans don't celebrate
Cinco de Mayo.
481
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,227
- Uh, wait--
482
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,979
- Amor, it's just
that you've been claiming
483
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:35,150
to be Mexican since
we got married 12 years ago.
484
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:38,487
It's kind of cute, but...
- But what?
485
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,157
- You have to look
in the mirror sometimes.
486
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,118
Mexicans don't dress that way.
487
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,080
Hawaiians don't even
dress that way.
488
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,539
[chuckles]
No.
489
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,874
[laughter]
490
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,043
- Yeah, no, yeah,
anybody else want to spin
491
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,795
the funny haha wheel on George?
492
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,255
- [speaks Spanish]
Look at me.
493
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,882
As we say in Mexico...
[speaking Spanish]
494
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:06,098
- That doesn't even make sense.
- It does to a Mexican como yo.
495
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,266
Hawaiano, Mexicano.
496
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,977
- Yeah, yeah, para eso.
- Yeah.
497
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,603
- Mexicano.
498
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:12,813
[upbeat music]
499
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,857
- [singing in Spanish]
500
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:21,530
♪ ♪
501
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,616
- What's someone gotta do to
get Max's famous chilaquiles?
502
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,576
- Mom!
- Surprise!
503
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:30,080
- Oh, I missed you!
- I missed you too!
504
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:33,125
[tender acoustic music]
505
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,920
♪ ♪
506
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,840
- You can have the baptism
here in our cenote.
507
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,216
It is known as a place of unity
508
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:43,176
where the people,
they come together.
509
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,803
- Because the planet
has blessed us
510
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,555
with such a place of beauty,
511
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,473
and this is the water of life.
512
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,685
It's really a perfect place
for a baptism.
513
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:56,523
- Sonia, Yunjin,
Padre Bourn is correct.
514
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,900
You need to open up
your heart and minds
515
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,028
for the belief of others.
- I agree.
516
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,613
- Just stop focusing
on your differences
517
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,991
and celebrate each other's
spiritual journey.
518
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:10,495
- Look, it's a beautiful place,
519
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,749
but it's still a baptism.
520
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,043
I mean, I just don't
see the point of it.
521
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:23,216
♪ ♪
522
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,927
- What's wrong?
523
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,971
I thought since
your shaman guy approves,
524
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,015
you'd be all right with this.
525
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,935
- I see you roll your eyes
when it comes to my beliefs.
526
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,688
I mean, you think that the sage
and crystal energy
527
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,023
and reiki that I practice
528
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,900
is just a bunch
of new age nonsense,
529
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,027
but it's important to me.
530
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,114
I mean, it's hard enough
to be in a family
531
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,699
where everyone else is Catholic
without feeling
532
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,827
like my beliefs don't matter.
533
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,497
And maybe
if my beliefs don't matter,
534
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,165
then I don't matter.
535
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:02,214
- I am so sorry.
536
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,466
You're right.
537
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,134
I had no idea
what it would feel like
538
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,637
to be in your situation,
and I know I would not like it
539
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,807
if the roles were reversed.
540
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,935
If you don't want
the girls to be baptized,
541
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,395
you are their mother.
542
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,774
I respect your decision.
543
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,779
- Maybe we can
work something out.
544
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:29,157
- Oh, Yunjin,
that would be so great.
545
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,786
- I can feel
my chakras realigning.
546
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,079
- [chuckles]
547
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,832
- Hey, you didn't
roll your eyes this time.
548
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,960
We're making progress.
549
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:44,005
[tender music]
550
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,549
[bowl rings]
551
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,008
♪ ♪
552
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,302
- Let this day be a blessing
for these children
553
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,514
who carry on the traditions,
as they are filled
554
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,142
with love and light.
555
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,518
[bowl rings]
556
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,186
- I baptize you
in the name of the Father,
557
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,522
the Son, the Holy Spirit.
- Amen.
558
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,399
- I baptize you in the name
of the Father,
559
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,817
the Son, the Holy Spirit,
560
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,527
for the forgiveness of sins
561
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,737
and the gift
of the Holy Spirit.
562
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,698
♪ ♪
563
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,784
- Felicidades, mi amor!
- Oh.
564
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,536
- Now you run, baby!
- What is she--?
565
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,788
- Whoo!
- No, no, no, no!
566
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,248
- No, no!
567
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,335
- Or you can do it
that way too.
568
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,422
♪ ♪
569
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,883
- Whoa!
- Whoo!
570
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,219
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
571
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,388
- Mom and Abuelitahave now learned
572
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:36,558
about the art of compromiseand how it's okay
573
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,894
for people to startin different places
574
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,520
as long as you meetin the middle
575
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,189
where family lives.
576
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:45,942
Todo para la familia.Everything for the family.
577
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:50,071
- Would it be offensive if
I offered you some liquid Zen?
578
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,574
- Amen to that.
579
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:56,369
- Hey, bro, sorry things went
a little too far the other day.
580
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,288
- Whatever, it's over.
581
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,540
- Something good
did come of it.
582
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,209
You know how you want me
to take a more active role
583
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,419
in the business?
- Sure.
584
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:07,505
- Pablo and Pato
are opening up a club.
585
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:11,968
They want us to invest 25%.
- Really?
586
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,971
Interesting.
- I think it's a great idea.
587
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,182
We should totally
get in on this.
588
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,726
Well, what do you think?
589
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:22,437
- I think...
590
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,272
there's no way
we're doing that.
591
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,274
[plucky orchestral music]
592
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,901
- I thought
we were partners though.
593
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,277
- Mom!
- Tía Lorena!
594
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,279
You're on YouTube.
- What?
595
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,073
Can I see?
- I want to see!
596
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,950
- Oh, my God.
- Wow, Mom.
597
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,494
You're blowing up.
- I quit, sweetheart!
598
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:38,828
[laughter]
599
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,747
- You're gonna be famous.
- Oh, my goodness.
600
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,624
This is so funny.
That's so funny.
601
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:45,293
- I love that one.
- Oh, my God.
602
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:48,505
- ♪ How do the stars ♪
603
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,341
♪ Realign the twinklein your eye ♪
604
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,302
♪ Brighter thana moonlit sky ♪
605
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,137
♪ That's when I knew ♪
606
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,598
♪ Oh, then I knew ♪
607
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,393
♪ That this was paradise ♪
608
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:05,772
♪ Paradise, paradise ♪
609
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:06,856
♪ ♪
610
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,566
♪ This was paradise ♪
611
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:13,571
♪ Paradise, paradise ♪
612
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:16,324
♪ ♪
613
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:20,620
♪ Paradise, paradise ♪
614
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,540
♪ ♪
615
00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,333
♪ Baby, we can escape ♪
616
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,377
♪ You and me anyplace ♪
617
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:30,255
♪ It feels right with you ♪
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