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Oh, oh this is it. Look. Oh

my god, we totally need one of those.

For what?I, you know, it...

every kitchen has one, right?That's just

like another thing to be in the kitchen

collecting dust. Seriously. No way!

That's... pretty awesome. I mean,

your father would like that. I mean think

of all the, think of all the things I

could make with that. Oh, and it's,

it's only two payments. Two

payments of $19.99?Are you kidding me?

What a good deal. You know what?Look at

that. Dad has enough junk already. No No

no no, it fits right in there, it fits

right in the kitchen. Can we watch

something else?Look at it, it blends, it

cooks, it juices, you can do

everything and for the price, ohOh my

god, honey, you can't beat it. When's the

last time you juiced anything?But I

would if I had that! Oh my god, you'd say

that about everything! Let's just watch

something else, can we watch a movie?No,

this is, are you kidding?They have so

much cool stuff on here. Yeah. There's so

much cool stuff, they have everything you

need. I know, but you would never even

think to get this kind of things if you

weren't watching this. Well that's why

it's on TV, honey. That's boring.

I'm so bored though! So go, go call

one of your friends. Ohh I thought the

whole point of us spending time together

was that we could spend time together. We

are spending time together. We're, we're

spending time together, honey. We're

spending time watching TV and buying

things that we need. Where's the phone?

I... Let me just... No.

Can I just look?No, you can't look. I'm

watching something. Why don't you put it

on the guide and then at least we can

watch it in the little screen and I can

look-- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait

Oh ohh my god, we need one of those too.

Seriously?Yes.

YesSee, why would you want to change the

channel?Because this is so boring.

I can't buy any of these things. No,

you can't buy any of these things, but I

can. And honey, you live in

my house. So,

whatever. You guys right, go call one of

your friends. You're young, go out, go do

something. Or you can hang out with

your stepmom. I do love you. Oh,

ohh look at what, it even cooks soup.

Oh! When's the last time we had soup?

Well, again, if I had one of these,

we'd be cooking soup. We would have soup

for dinner tonight. I don't even

like soup, so... I guess we don't really

need it. You liked soup when you were a

kid. Why wouldn't you like soup now?

Because it's all squishy and...

I don't know. There's no substance in

soup. Come on, let me just try-- Nope!

Let's just-- Nope! Nope! Nope! Maybe

there's something else that we could both

enjoy on. Honey, how could you not enjoy

this?See how informational, I know you

love things, but informational stuff?

No, why would you need to leave the house?

Why would you need to leave the house?

When you have this right here, it tells

you everything you need, every new

kitchen utensil you might need. I'm

so on board. Come on, a

hand mixer?Okay, so to go with the

blender, we need a new hand mixer. The

The stick mixer, see how could that?No,

but that one's old. Yeah, but it works

just good, so it's not broken. I haven't

used it in ages. It's old, it's, it's I

don't know. The cord is

breaking. This is a new one. You are so

ridiculous. Shh,

shh, oh.

That is the most useless product I've

ever seen. No, it's totally not

useless. Why would it be on TV if it were

useless?I mean, if you want a massage,

why don't you just go to a massage parlor?

Well, if I have something at home.

See?Okay, look at that. Look at

that. Massager, neck massager, shoulder

massager, back massager, all-in-one

massager. You can even use it on your

calves. Ah, yeah. It has

different settings and different

attachments. Yeah, but Mom, don't you

realize that if you if you have this

massager, you have to use it on yourself.

There's not somebody that's gonna be

there to help you. I mean, I guess Dad

could, but one last time he's anything

fun. My father,

whatever. No, but I could totally, I

could use it on myself. That's why it has

like the handle, the back thing, so you

can you can get your own, I mean. Yeah,

but that's. Yeah, I'm stiff, I'm stiff.

In the back. I'm kind of held if you're

having the strain to like reach. Yeah,

but that's supposed to loosen you up. I

mean. Whoa, see,

again, the payments. Two

payments.

Seriously?And it has, like, an

extending handle?I mean... Alright,

I'm done arguing. I could get my lower

back?Look at all the buttons it

has!Look at all the different settings,

man. That's really cool. Sweetheart, you

have to admit, that looks like a pretty

handy device right there. Yeah, but you

have to do it all by yourself and having

to like strain to reach back there to get

those problem areas is not gonna be very

good for you. It's guaranteed.

It says guaranteed relaxation. They

wouldn't say something was guaranteed

unless it actually worked. I mean,

that's what guaranteed is.

Guaranteed. You know. It's guaranteed

to relax. You could save a lot of

money if you just let

me give you a massage. Honey, you

don't know how to massage. How hard would

it be?This thing right there. You still,

okay, even if that thing works, you still

have to know how to use it. It comes with

instructions. Let me just,

look, I'll show you. I bet it's way

better than you expected.

Whatever sweetheart, whatever entertains

you while mommy's watching her shows.

How's the pressure?That's good

honey, that's good. A little vibrating

action though, I mean, if if your

fingers, you know, if they vibrate it a

little bit. See, that's just... You've

never had anything nice this day, gosh.

Oh, you're doing a very lovely job,

honey. Thank you. A lovely job.

I think I think i need to order this

tonight. No, mom, trust

me.

But look at it, and

overnight shipping.

Mom, you don't get that personal

human touch with just a machine. I

think that's important with massage.

Personal human touch, but this I can use

in the middle of the night. If I wake up

with a stiff neck, I can just, you know,

roll over, grab it, put it on

my neck. It's, you know,

look, it's anytime use.

Anytime use, anytime use, guaranteed

relaxation. I mean, come on, you can't

beat it.

And again, the one day shipping, the one

day shipping. Wait, you have to breathe.

What are you doing?I'm just massaging

you. It's not a big deal. You're getting

a little, a little touchy with

your fingers there. Let's just, let's

keep it to the back, baby. Let's keep it

to the back. Whatever you say.

You know, you're only my stepmom. It's

not really that weird. Yes, but

baby, I've I've been your stepmom for a

long time. I've known you since you

were a little... Little thing. Yeah,

you don't let me forget. Oh, it

comes with extras too. You don't

need any of them. You can get two of them

for the price of one. Where are you

gonna store all that crap?We have

plenty of space. There's closet

space, we have room in the attic.

I mean, who knows, somebody might need,

what?Sorry.

I didn't realize how big your boobs are.

Do they get bigger?

Whoa! I'm your stepmom.

But, come on, that's a little

inappropriate behavior. Listen,

I promise you that I bet I can give you a

better massage than that thing. And if

I'm wrong, then I think it's fair you can

order it. But let me try.

Okay, okay

You can try.

Let's just, you know, keep it

appropriate, honey. Keep it...

Keep it on the shoulders and the back. If

you think you can do a good job, then...

Um, well, I think to give you the best

massage I should probably use some of

this oil, but... Right. I don't want to

get it all over your dress, mom, it's

still pretty. Mm, I did

just buy this dress. Just take it down a

little bit, like to your shoulders.

That's totally like normal. That's what

they do in the salons too. You're right,

you're right. Go to the spa

and you know, I I do wish there was a

like a sheet or a thing to to

put over. Yeah, yeah but it's not weird

because we're family. Okay, just

be good, honey. Just be good. Pull your

hair over to one side. I don't want to

get any of this in your hair either.

How nice does that feel?That's good,

baby, that's good. See, you're doing a

wonderful job, but I mean, two for the

price of one. What do you need two of

them for?I have two hands.

Honey, you're in school, you're not

around all the time. I can't always rely

on you as much as I love you, honey. You

know, this?Guaranteed.

Guaranteed to be there all the time.

Two for the price of one. Attachments,

oh, look, oh, look at that

attachment. Wouldn't that look cool?That

looks painful. Painful.

Oh, it's like a something, like

something vibrating. Oh look, and it's

a little ball. Oh, it even has like

little stubs on it, likeIt's like little

nubs, little nubs. It has little bumpy

nubs. See, it gets in there better. It

gets in there and see, it gets all the

crevices. Your hands are lovely, honey,

they really are. See?But,

this.

If you could just like, put your

shoulders back just a little bit, that

way I can reach better, like, it's

important for all the muscles, 'cause

they all connect, you know, I learned

that in school. Like these ones

go all the way back here. Oh, I

know you're very into your anatomy,

honey. I know. Anatomy, you're a big

thing.

You're ridiculous sometimes. But we're

spending time together, aren't we?That's

me. Lots of time. What?

You need honey everywhere, honey.

Like I said, let's keep it

appropriate. You're my daughter. You

can't be... It's not like we've never

seen each other naked before. This

is the best way. I can't. Look,

would anybody think it's, I mean... Why

wouldn't anybody have to know?I mean, I

think every daughter gives their mom a

massage. Don't they?Shoulder massages.

Not, you know...

Alright, fine. But, what about, do

you want to at least like lie down on

your stomach so I can get the rest of

your back?

Umm I won't see anything, you'll be

laying on your stomach. I'll be laying on

my stomach.

Yeah. The

dress is super cute. Oh

my gosh. See?See, TV, I

ordered it from the TV. See, it

arrived, it came in one day.

I told you. You're so

silly. You got one good product from

there. That doesn't mean everything's

good. That looks like a good product.

Just stretch out. There.

Isn't that so much more comfortable?It

is, honey, it is.

Okay, let's see.

Isn't that nice?You can

get it all over your back now.

Look at that. See, doesn't that feel good?

Oh, you're right. It does, it does. You

don't need one of those machines. It's a

waste of money.

Maybe so. Maybe you're right. Maybe I

don't need that one. See?

That's a good dress though, right?It is,

it is. You can get really good things

from the TV. But how are you supposed to

know if it fits?How do you order

something like that?Well, if it

doesn't fit, then I give it to you. I

take it to, you know... Is that where you

got this dress?Well,

maybe. You're totally busted. It

was just a little too small for me, so I

passed it on to you. Ohh I

knew you would like it. It just got oil

all over it from my hands. Do

you think that's gonna ruin it?Um, yeah,

I think you might need to get some club

soda or something on it. Shoot. Alright,

let me just take it off now before I get

even more. My hands are covered in oil.

Oh, you know what

time it is?What time?It's time for my

stories. How could I forget?

Oh yeah. So...

Do you know what's happening right now on

on my stories?No. Okay.

So Brad is cheating

on Tanya with Melissa.

Isn't that scandalous?I guess.

See, okay. Oh, oh,

oh, see, it's totally starting.

Okay, watch this, watch this. Brad, oh,

he's so cute, but he's such

a maniacal little fuckerMom!

What?He is. See, look at him, you

can see it in his eyes. He's got the

eyebrow, he just raises one eyebrow and

you know, you know he's about to go cheat

again. See,

look, I don't think I'll ever get into

these kind of shows. Oh, I love

it. Absolutely love

it. Oh, see?Oh my god,

oh my god, she just found out. Did you

see that?She found a note. She found a

love letter he wrote her. I always get

into this stuff. It's so cheesy. It's my

stories, honey. It's my stories.

You know what, though?I kind of feel like

I can't do a proper massage if I have to

keep going over and around your

underwear. Just, honey, you're you're

getting a little low. You're getting a

little low. Yeah, but

they're gonna get a little oily. Isn't

that gonna stain this fabric?I...

It's already kind of like looking weird.

I don't want to ruin them. They

are expensive panties. Sorry.

Did you already get oil on them?There's a

little bit on the back, but it's really

not that bad. If we take them off now,

they'll probably be like, okay.

Should I just... Should I just

slide them down?Um, yeah,

here.

Oh, oh, ohThis is the best part.

You can just be like that maybe, and then

I can massage the front of your legs. Oh,

okay. I basically did all the back.

Whoops.

Oh my god. Doesn't that feel good?She has

another girlfriend?That

means he's cheating on them both. Are

you even paying attention to my massage?

Yes. Remember we made a deal, right?A

deal, a deal. Yes, absolutely. I,

you know, I don't know why I need that

thing anyway, but. Oh

my god, he's he's going for it.

He's going, he's meeting

Tina.

So scandalous. What

do you... Hey, Hey heyI'm just giving

you a massage, it's okay. I don't

I don't really know if that's okay,

honey. Hon, I don't really think...

It feels good, doesn't it?Yeah, but you

know, you're getting, you're getting into

kind of...

Like, risky area. I mean...

But it's okay, we're both girls. Yeah,

but massages don't really go there.

I... I mean, I've seen some massages that

went there. I don't know what massages

you're having, honey, but... Not on

me! In the movies!

Oh, okay. You talk about my

stories, but then you and your

movies. I don't know.

Just let me try. I promise you'll like

it. Try what?Try it. Try massaging you. I

want to do everything that that stupid

machine can do. You are massaging me. You

are massaging me. You're massaging my

legs.

Mm-hmmYeah, but if you have your legs

slammed shut like that, I can't massage

the inside of your legs.

Well, I mean...

It's not like I haven't seen it before. I

know. I mean, trying on clothing

or, you know...

How is this any different than trying on

clothing or like taking showers together?

Well, I mean-- And when I broke my arm, I

couldn't wash my hair.

That's different.

stupid. That's a medical condition. But I

bet I found something for it.

Oh my god. So silly. You know

you have a bunch of muscles here too. I

know, anatomy. How do you get anatomy?

I'm glad you're learning something at

college.

Yeah, I think... The human

body is really fascinating. Mm-hmm

I know, that's why we sent you to school.

I... Okay. What?You're

You're getting... Just let me. You're

getting low again. You're getting low.

It's really... It's wrong. You know

what?You're making this more awkward

because you don't want to do it. Is there

some weird reason that I don't know about?

Well, let's think about this. You're my

daughter. That's reason enough.

That's reason enough, honey. We're

not like for reals though. It's

It's still wrong in the eyes of God.

Whatever. I don't even know if that

stuff's true anyways.

You went to church every Sunday when you

were a little girl. You know it's true.

Yeah, but I wasn't really paying

attention. Well,

maybe you should have. It's

okay, come on. No!

Mom. That's not okay,

honey.

Exactly, Mommy. I

I mean, that's what your father

does. I mean, you can't... We're all

family, so what does it matter?We're all

family. It's just, it's

wrong. I thought families were supposed

to be close. We are close.

We're very close, but that close?I

mean, what would

your dad think?Well, some of my

friends at school say that they mess

around with their friends, too.

I mean, what's the difference if I mess

around with my mom?Uh,

what's the difference?Yeah, it's just two

girls. I, yeah, two

girls who, I raised you. Come

on. Just watch your stupid

show and pretend like I'm not here.

Pretend like you're not here. It's

awfully difficult to pretend like you're

not here. I mean, this is pretty good.

This is pretty engrossing, but, you

know. Just enjoy your massage.

It's your free massage. You

don't have to buy anything. You don't

have to wait for it to come in the mail.

It's just here. It's already... I

mean... It just, it

feels inappropriate.

Look, just watch. That's just,

you know... Yeah, I'm watching, I'm

watching.

You see that?You see that?So she found,

she found the love letter. She found the

love letter. She found the the romantic

note. She's

contemplating something. Look at that.

Baby. What?Honey, come

on. It's just, um..

It's just fingers. And you are... Do you

want me to use my tongue instead?

Honey. Okay. That would be, that would

be stepping over the line. Let me

just try it. That would be crossing a

boundary. That would be... Okay,

I have a little confession. I

taped it myself before.

What?But now I'm like super curious to

know what other girls taste like. I'm

not, I'm not so sure if I'm comfortable

with this kind of

conversation. Umm I don't know if I'm

comfortable with that sort of

conversation. It's... It kind of

tastes the same. I don't know. Let me do

it a little bit deeper. She...

She's plotting. She is

plotting. Brad is

totally going down.

He's... She's gonna get revenge.

In fact, all the girls are gonna get

revenge and baby... I mean...

It feels good. Am I doing it wrong?Well,

I I mean, it's, um..

Oh wow, who's that guy?

Oh! Oh, he's new! They advertised

this! Oh...

They knew there were, they said there was

a new character coming on?

Oh, but he...

Honey... No,

I, and um, I...

Does that feel good?Yeah, but it's

It's okay. It's just, it's, it's

just that we're family and...

That's all right. It'll just stay in the

family too. Well, that's sort of the

problem. I mean, oh,

she, she's gonna

have an affair with him to get back

at Brad. Oh, oh,

good little plot twist. Ohh

Look at that. So, Melissa

is getting ready to go out with a newguy.

Isn't that dress a little sluttyWell,

she is a little bit of a slutI mean, Brad

might be cheating on her, but, you know,

she wants it. OhhOh!

She's already in bed with him!

New guy. Ooh, he's cute. He might be

cuter than Brad, actually. That is

really slutty

Oh my god, what are they doing?Oh!They're

getting frisky.

Look at that. It looks like he's

doing exactly what I'm doing to you. I,

well, speaking of, I mean,

I, it's... Do you want to be in a

different position?I appreciate the

enthusiasm, but, I mean,

it's, you know, I keep telling you, baby,

it's just not, it's not right. What are

you feeling wrong?I

mean...

I just want to make you feel like how

she's feeling with him. She looks

really happy. She's so good.

She, I mean... Let me try.

It's just, I mean, your

dad

and... Wow, she's kind of loud. She must

really be enjoying herself. Ooh, look

at what he's doing. I mean, I know it's

all implied. I know you can't see

anything, but... It looks like he's got

his fingers inside of her. I wanna try

that. Nice, doesn't it?Ooh, that's

really hot. How does that

feel?I mean, honey,

um, good, but...

The show... Oh wow, is she having like

a seizure or something?

Don't play coy with me, you know she's

having anI know,

I knowI just wasn't sure how to pronounce

it. I didn't want to sound

silly. Honey,

um, maybe maybe we should stop. Your

dad's gonna be, he's always home like

really soon after my shows and...

Uh oh, who's

that girl?Oh, that's Tanya! She's

catching the, oh,Oh, oh,

she, oh wait, she's getting into bed with

them. Whoa.

They've never done this on the show

before.

Oh, they look, she's getting under

the, oh, where's his head

going?

that looks like fun. Oh, it does,

doesn't it?Yeah, threesome?Oh,

a threesome on my stories. I

mean, his face coming home.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, his head is definitely down there.

And look at that bobbing up and down.

They've never done this on the show

before. That's pretty hot. And the

two girls are kissing.

The girls are kissing, honey. See, it's

okay. I I still, I still

don't know. I still don't know if it's

okay, honey. I mean, it's...

This is... Whoa, what are they doing with

him?Ohh, where are

their hands going?Oh, she's on

her hands and knees, baby.

I'm still kissing.

Can you imagine?The

three of them?Oh. Honey. I

just...

Sweetheart, I mean, maybe, maybe

you should come, maybe you should, like,

move, move your hand. Whoa. How do you

even get in that position?That's pretty

talented, huhThat That takes some

talent right there.

Ohh And I'll tell you

one thing, your father's never done that

with me.

Maybe I wish he would.

Ohh Oh my, I, I,

I.. You know, during my shows,

I just, you know, watch, watch, watch,

watch Brad with me, watch the new guy.

'Cause the new guy's cute, right?

Ohh

Maybe I need to trade your dad in for the

new guy.

Maybe another girl?OohMaybe someone from

my book club. She's

sort of, she's brunette like Nancy

from my book club. Oh,

wow, look at them going at it.

That's really pretty. Scandalous.

Absolutely scandalous. Would you look at

that?Man,

that's that's pretty hot.

Two girls, a new guy. Ohh

They're totally getting retributed.

That's, you know, Brad has to

pay.

These stories have never been this hot

before.

Ohh

oh

You can tell they're super turned up.

oh.

Ohh ohh

But what if Brad walks in?

Oh,

honey.

Baby, what did you do?I'm just

trying something new. But... Ooh, look at

this. This is just... I want to try

what those two girls are doing. That was

fun, Mommy. That's just great.

It's... I mean, your father would

be horrified. Absolutely horrified.

And the fact that you're not horrified?

Well, yeah, but I mean...

That's, that's stories, honey. That's

what happens on the stories, I mean...

Come on, come on, just scoop down. I want

to try what those girls are doing. It

looks... I don't know, it looks like it's

gonna feel good. I mean,

sweetheart, I...

Come on, let's try. You know, they're...

Looks like yoga. It is

sort of like yoga. Yeah. It is sort of

like yoga. Baby, there are ethical

implications. I mean... Yeah, Yeah yeah

That's only if someone ever found out,

but... Here. Let me

put this way here. Yeah, it's like...

Here, right?Like that?Something walks

in and finds out. Oh, like this.

Right?That looks the same. It

does look the same, doesn't it?What

they're do... really

good. So

wet.

Ohh Mommy, I didn't

know that you get so wet like that.

Well, I mean... My

soap's pretty hot. I can't

even see

that. Oh wow. I didn't know that we feel

so good up against each other like

Well, it's not supposed to be in

the room yet. Oh, it's so

pretty, Mommy. Maybe,

just... Wow, how would you...

Oh, wow. Oh, that's... That's how

you're supposed to do it.

That looks like how they're

doing it.

This is just supposed to be a massage.

This is. I'm massaging your pussy with

mine.

It's so pretty and I can stand together.

Right

there.

get it.

Oh, it's

so good.

ohh

Oh, look at that. Let's try

that one next.

You want to try it there, do I?Mm-hmm

I guess, please. Yeah, since we've

already come this far. Mm-hmm

I mean... Might as well. That's the harm

in going a little farther, right?And it

does look like a lot of fun. I mean...

Let's try.

Now it's like you're giving me a massage.

Is that okay?Right

there. How should I be?Oh, ohh there

she is. Right there.

Oh,

wow. feel

really good.

Ohh Make sure you don't tell your father

about this. He would be

horrified. I promise. And I'd be

mortified. I won't tell anyone. I

don't want them to know, it feels sogood.

Oh,

you're so good.

Oh, wow. You sure it'll be our secret?

Mm-hmm, I promise.

Just don't. Don'tOh,

it feels really good, Mari. Yeah, you

gotta like, when you use your fingers,

too.

Oh, wow. Yeah,

Oh, gosh. Yeah, like that.

Oh my god, like that, when you switch

back and forth, it's really nice.

Oh yeah, yeah, use your

fingers again.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow, that feels so good.

Oh, wow, with your fingers and your

tongue.

Ohh Can I have

more tone,

please?

Oh my god. Mommy, you're

really good at that. Oh,

baby. That is so

much more fun than expecting.

You know, you have to

make sure that you never

tell anybody. about this,

especially your dad.

I promise. Can you imagine if you caught

us?Can you imagine?

Just relax. Everything's gonna be okay.

If you say so, honey.

Now, I'm gonna go take a

shower, and I suggest you do the

same. Okay, yeah, yeah, right away.