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- Who's that one?
- What happened?
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Nothing, just another guy who
saw flying saucers.
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MEMORIALS NO. 7
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To Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth of England, to Nikita
Krushov Prime Minister of Soviet Union, to Lyndon Johnson..
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President of United States, to His Holiness Paolo VI and
to all the other chiefs of State for their information
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THE FLYING SAUCER
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and in order of appearance
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These Memorials contain a set of documents
proving irrefutably the appearing
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of flying saucers in the Municipality
of Carpeneto Veneto. Moreover,
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here's an attached copy of a Message I
was given personally by martians for
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the great chiefs of State. The
Carabinieri's Sergeant Vincenzo Berruti
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- Flying saucers on sky
at Carpeneto Veneto
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- A bricklayer from Carpeneto
sees a flying saucer?
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On February 1960 I, the undersigned, was
as a Carabinieri's Sergeant at the Municipality...
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...of Carpeneto Veneto, a village of 2000 citizens
about, mostly dedicated to agriculture.
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People had been talking about
flying saucers for a long time,
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but the only ones who saw them
were pitchmen, midwifes...
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...drunk peasants, anyway
all persons dedicated to night life,
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vagrancy and begging.
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But at night of 25th
February a fire of a farm,
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linked to mysterious and
inexplicable events...
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...called to newspapers, radio
and even TV.
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...I got a backache,
oh my God what a backache!
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Oh my God
what a bellyache!
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Oh my God what a backache!
Oh my God what a bellyache!
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Fire!
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Here we come to this wonderful
area of Veneto's countryside...
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...for our TV program and after the
exceptional events occurred a night ago...
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...just to approach and hear about what
happened live from witnesses' voices...
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Here we are, let's stop for a while.
Madam?
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- Huuuuh?
- Madam, please where did martians land?
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Everywhere, in the middle of
fields...a stink...
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A turning ball of fire,
then it became orange,
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then it stopped, then
it became a triangle.
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It flied above the bell
tower, they seemed flying saucers,
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in short like soup plates.
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- What kind of soup?
- A soup of beans.
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I want to go to Rome.
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- Tell me, did you see a flying saucer?
- A flying saucer? Yes, it landed on a lawn...
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...with no noise, it
came down from the sky..
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onto the middle of
grasslands like the cows.
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- And were you scared?
- No.
- Well done!
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Now we're listening to the voices of this
people, some impressions, here's a lady
who is stopping probably for shopping...
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- Madam, what did you see?
- I never hurted anyone, I'm not afraid,
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so anyone who has a clear conscience
is never afraid of anything.
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- They come from billions
kilometres far away, but,
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excuse me, by which fuel?
- Indeed! By which fuel?
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Let's hear a voice of a writer,
an intellectual, a poet of this village.
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- I beg you pardon?
- Speak.
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My name is Dario Marsicano, I'm
a telegraph operator, I wrote 11
comedies not yet played and...
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-...3 inedited novels...
- Well done.
-...in province there're writers of great value...
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-...who are boycotted by the usual
Moravia and Pasolini at Rome.
- That's right.
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- Do I have to repeat?
- No, thanks, it's enough.
- Thank you.
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Let's listen to the mayor
of the village now.
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Roads, bridges, coaches, hotels
to give rise to tourism...
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...to make money move all around,
because if money circulates
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for the rich man, it can circulate
for the poor man as well...
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...and stop these chit-chats harming tourism.
- Absolutely. Thank you, sir mayor.
- You're welcome.
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- Here's the mayor's wife.
- Ehm...well...
- Chin up, speak...
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- Well...
- Go ahead.
- Well...if someone has a deep religious
feeling and a frank attachment to family...
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...such things cannot be seen and
even be conceived, true?
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Amongst our several interviews, the one
with the priest couldn't be missed, the
clergyman of this village...
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...a poor and simple priest, don Giuseppe,
a clergyman so loved by his parishioners...
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...that's him, Don Giuseppe. Tell me,
what do you think of these appearings
which, as you can see, upset the weather...
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- It's raining. -...and perhaps your
parishioners' consciences too.
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Also His Eminence the Bishop uses
to say to me every time:
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"Don't believe that, don Giuseppe,
since martians don't exist,...
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...don't be afraid, the devil disguises
himself into many forms, as a woman,
as a rabbit". Let's be sociable and...
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-...have a glass of wine.
- So do you like wine, don't you?
- I cannot deny it.
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- But I was told you use to
hang out in the inn very often.
- Our Lord Jesus Christ used to say every time:
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- "Let's keep in touch with people" and
where do people use to go here? To inn.
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- See you, now I go and see my parishioners.
- Are you going to manse?
- No, no, to inn. Jesus Christ be praised.
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As a country doctor, I'd say these are
oneiric fantasies, daydreams, created by
subconscious and exploding into...
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...collective psychosis, let's admit the truth,
people use to drink too much:
grappa, wine, all the stuff in short.
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Now it's enough, I don't speak anymore,
I don't speak anymore, what the hell!
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- What did you see?
- I don't know anything.
- Really nothing?
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I don't care. Absolute madness.
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- How do you figure them?
- There's a lot of vulgarity and
violence in this world...
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...and instead they are so kind.
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- Here's the countess Crosara.
- Peasants have a lot of claims,
they want to eat meat every week and...
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...they no longer respect the owners
and they use to steal everything...
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-...so you can imagine who they blame,
the martians.
- It's an opinion.
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Mom, please let me speak in front of TV
too. Do you allow it, Mazzarella?
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Well, I suppose these weird and odd beings
are sexless and they are trying to get in touch
with us by their little antennas...
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-...but they are hindered...
- Mazzarella, Mazzarella, don't pay
attention to my son, he's half a moron.
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Our province is nice and full
of oxygen and stop with these
ugly things coming from Rome.
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- Let's go on with our investigation
in a poorer area, here's an isolated farmhouse,...
- Mom, mom...
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...a woman running off with her children...
madam, why are you running off, madam,
don't be afraid of our microphone, come here...
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...make some statements, come on, madam,
tell us about these mysterious appearings...
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- I'm just a widow with 7 sons and a pig!
- But did you ever see the martians?
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- And how much do you pay for this interview?
- Nothing, come on...
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- Aah, my guess was right.
- Well, stop it now.
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- Excuse me, please where are the
Carabinieri's headquarters?
- But I didn't commit anything.
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- Yeah, I know that, but the
Carabinieri?
- Carabinieri are on this way.
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Ah, thank you, let's go.
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- Are you the sergeant?
- May I speak?
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I don't consider appropriate to
investigate since we didn't receive
any report from private citizens...
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...and from public authorities, anyway,
as I repeat, I don't speak out because
this thing isn't of my responsibility.
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And it isn't of my responsibility
because neither martians neither
flying saucers are of our responsibility.
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Good, well said, good, Sergeant, very
free and easy...
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It's not a matter of being free and easy,
it's enough to have clear ideas and some
very accurate things to tell...
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- Sergeant, there's a call for you.
- Ok.
- You need to be free and easy.
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- Hello, I'm the sergeant Berruti.
- Listen, sergeant, what are you telling
on TV?
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- That the thing isn't of our
responsibility, commander.
- But how could it be otherwise?
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Anything that happens inside your area is
of your responsibility. This is an
embarassing thing for me on TV!
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- Start to investigate immediately.
- All right, commander, if you order me that,
I'm investigating immediately.
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That's right, start immediately an enquiry,
investigate, keep track of events and send me
a report on the situation every day.
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Sure, I agree, commander.
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Goodbye to everybody.
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- I was feeding a calf by candle-light...
-...by candle-light...
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...at a certain point I heard
something like a sound of an organ,
I went out here and I saw a flying saucer there...
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Where exactly?
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- Where?
- There.
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- How big it was?
- 12 meters x 6, a totally silver one.
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- 12 meters x 6, a totally silver one.
Go ahead, child.
- Then a flying saucer's door was opened...
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-...and a Chinese guy came down.
- How did that Chinese guy dress?
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Nylon bootlegs till this point,
a close-fitting totally leather girdle,
a helmet on head and red tango boots.
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A helmet on head and red tango boots.
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- Were you afraid?
- Not at all, or better, I liked him.
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- And what did that Chinese guy do to you?
- He held me and said to me: "Don't love
your father and your mother".
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So there. The child, asked a question,
replies: "He held me and said to me: "Don't love
your father and your mother". Go ahead.
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Then he went down that way through the
grassland, do you see there are still some
marks?
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- Did you ever have other apparitions?
- Yes, I saw Holy Mary a year ago.
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Yeah, Fantuzzi, let's go!
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5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12...
Sergeant, here's where the flying saucer landed.
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- 1, 2 and 3, triangle-shaped.
- And the martian?
- The martian came down here and he went that way.
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So we have only to follow
the track. Fantuzzi, let's go.
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Here's me coming to find you out.
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This is the track the child talked about,
come on, follow me.
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Mah, what should I say to you, mom?
I have no longer been standing that sergeant
since he grew such a big moustache.
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What is that sergeant doing inside
our own property?
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Come on, mom, why such a question?
You know perfectly the reason.
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They are looking for the martians, no?
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And these ones?! Look how nice are these new
carabinieri who have been sent here recently,
how young!
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Momi, stop it, give up looking at the
carabinieri, and get ready because your
girlfriend is coming.
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Hum! What's that girlfriend
of mine coming here for? I hate her.
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Here we are on a fork, the track
is forking. The first one went this way,
the second one that way.
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- The child told us there was only a martian.
- Maybe he splitted in two.
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Come on, stop these useless comments. Four of you,
follow this track, me and Fantuzzi the other one,
we're meeting at headquarters at high noon.
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- See you later, sergeant.
- Let's go, Fantuzzi.
- Walk on in a single file.
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Be careful with that cow.
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- And they separated another time at this point.
- So, we ought to separate too.
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- Two this way and two that way.
- But how many are they?
- I don't know, it's hard to understand now.
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- Fantuzzi, what happened?
- Nothing, don Giuseppe has fallen down his moped.
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One day I'll shove him in prison.
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Here I am, what a smack.
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The loaf, here's it.
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- Oh my God, what a bad beast,
a torment of my life!
- Mom, the Carabinieri!
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- Excuse us, mrs Vittoria, where have you been
this night at a quarter past 22?
- I were at Montecarlo's casino to gamble...
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-...away my millions lire left.
- Have you been paid a visit by somebody?
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- A visit?
- A guy with red boots and a
helmet on head.
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- But are you looking for martians at my home?
- Anyway, if you sight a suspicious guy, come
and inform us at our headquarters.
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Yes, yes, ok, come on, if I find out a
martian, I'll hand over him just to you,
holy cow, there's even the story of a martian now!
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...despite everything we need a meaning for
our life and now I know we've to hoist
the sails and to catch the destiny's...
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...winds, to give life a meaning can lead you
to madness but a meaningless life is a
torment of an endless unease and of a vain...
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-...desire, it's a ship longing for sea and yet...
- Now stop with these things, call me
sleazy and filthy...
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Sleazy and filthy.
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- I'm so sorry...
- Did you recognize me?
- Huh no, mr accountant...
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- And the lady?
- Maybe, but I haven't been looking at her enough.
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- He's the accountant working on telegraph,
but who is she?
- Maybe I may be wrong, but she's the major's...
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...wife, according to what I saw.
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- Good morning, madam.
- Good morning, sergeant, I was waiting for you.
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Please, come in.
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- Please, take a seat.
- Thank you, mrs Meneghello.
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Excuse me for the question, mrs Meneghello,
it's a mere formality, have you been at home yesterday
evening since half past 21 to 22 o'clock?
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- Yes, I was at home...
- Alone?
- Alone.
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Mrs Meneghello...since half past 21
to 22 o'clock...go ahead...
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I repeat, it was half past 21, I was
sitting down here and I was
listening to "Stellina"...
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- Do you know "Stellina"?
- Who is "Stellina"?
- A song, may I start the record?
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I've been listening to it for
20 times today probably.
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- What's up?
- Do not disturb me, don't you see
I'm talking?
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- Where can I resume my talk?
- You were listening to "Stellina", go ahead.
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- I came closer to a window...
- And what did you see?
- There was a martian, completely naked...
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...and he walked slowly through the orchard.
- Mrs Meneghello, since this being,
not yet well identified, came here naked...
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-...could you tell me which was his sex?
- Male, he was a male.
- Are you sure he was a man?
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- Certaaaainly he was a man!
- Maria, shame on you!
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What are you doing? Have you smarted
my hand?
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- That's enough, mrs Meneghello, many
thanks and goodbye.
- Sergeant, the timber yard is mine...
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...my father was the owner, they
want me to be taken for a fool, yes,
he agreed, all the heads of the village agreed...
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-...to keep such a thing hidden...
- Yes, where's the way out from here?
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- Come here, be quiet.
- Be careful, sergeant!
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- What kind of disease is?
- Help, help...
- It's a classic neurosis by transference...
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- Mmm, by a transfer, you said?
- Since she was a child, she felt in love
with her father, then she married a coarse man...
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...in which she didn't find her father, so during
those crises, which Freud defines as daydreams,...
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...she sees the naked martian as an ideal
man, a father and a lover at the same time.
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And he becomes a demigod by transference,
infact he comes down from the sky to love
and protect her.
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- And why did she speak at TV?
- Tell me who wouldn't like to speak at TV, me too!
- I spoke at TV too!
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- Thank you, doctor, and goodbye.
- People use to drink too much, that's the truth.
- Let's go, Fantuzzi.
189
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- Did something serious happen, sergeant?
- Yes, my hand was smarted.
190
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When asked, he replies: "She sees the
martian as a lover and a husband who
came to protect her and she wants to...
191
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...speak at TV as well as all the people
in province, therefore we've to suppose that
the barn was burnst off by a fall of a candle...
192
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...and that the child invented a
flying saucer in order to escape from a
punishment by her parents, well known as...
193
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...rough and violent persons. The above
mentioned mrs Meneghello, moreover, asserts
that the flying saucer with the martian is...
194
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...coming back again this night.
- Is it coming back again?
- Signed Sergeant Vincenzo Berruti.
195
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Good evening to everybody, Jesus
Christ be praised.
196
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Hey, do you want to hear the last
news? They wrote a letter, a letter
to His Eminence the Bishop...
197
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...an anonymous letter...
198
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-...because I use to go to inns every evening...
- Chin up, don Giuseppe.
- Thank you, just to appreciate.
199
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- To everybody's health, just to appreciate,
no bad blood.
- Cheers.
200
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- To everybody's health!
- Cheers.
201
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But if you don't come and pay me a
visit to the parish church, how can
I tell you a soothing word?
202
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- To your health!
- Cheers.
- To everybody's health...
203
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...and let's care for each other...
204
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Also in America people use to drink
a lot, the Russian man uses to drink too,
the rich man drinks whiskey, the poor man...
205
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:54,330
...drinks a glass of wine, it's healthy,
and don't criticize a lot...
206
00:21:56,300 --> 00:22:00,840
- Ace, horse and king: it's all ours.
- Sir major?
- Tell me, mr accountant.
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- Would you like to replace me?
- With pleasure.
- Just for half a hour about.
208
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Have a good game.
209
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- Sir major, I'm leaving but I'm coming
back soon.
- You can leave untroubledly.
210
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Thank you.
211
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- Hem, sir major, don't let me lose.
- I'll do my best.
212
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I'm leaving, I'm going away, I go and pay
a dead man a visit, good night sir major,
good night sergeant, good night everybody.
213
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Jesus Christ be praised, good night.
It's raining.
214
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Good thing that he left.
215
00:22:33,215 --> 00:22:33,615
Here's an ace of diamonds.
216
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The light has turned off.
A match, please.
217
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:45,950
It's nine thirty three.
Here we are one more time.
218
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Only when your husband replaces me
on playing cards, you're here together
with me, but one day I'll escape with you...
219
00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:01,999
-...I'll take you to Paris, Montmartre,
Le Pigalle, Chevalier...
-...and a large soft bed...
- Yes.
220
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- And I will have a lot of plumes...
- Yes.
- And the carpets on the floor...
- Yes.
221
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I'm fed up with meeting you along the
walls, behind the hedges and into a ditch.
222
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- What to do? Do we stop here?
- No, come on, people use to pass
through here.
223
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Let's go further.
224
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What a life.
225
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- Well, why did you stop?
- Me? It stopped by itself.
- Mmmmm, what a dodger!
226
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- You're so cunning, cunning, cunning!
- I swear, Dolores, it stopped by itself.
227
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:57,560
- Do you want us to do it here,
right now?
- Be quiet and still, first I'm going to tell you...
228
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:03,530
...that poem you enjoy...and now I know we've
to hoist the sails and to catch the destiny's winds...
229
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:14,780
...to give life a meaning can lead you
to madness but a meaningless life is a
torment of an endless unease and of a vain...
230
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-...desire, it's a ship longing for sea, yet...
- Call me sleazy and filthy because I
like it more.
231
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- Sleazy and filthy, sleazy and filthy...
- Call me again this way, call me again
this way!
232
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What a gorgeus sexy leg!
233
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Holy cow, what a bad weather.
234
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That's right.
235
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It stopped by itself.
236
00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,140
That's right.
237
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The electric part is no longer working.
238
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:26,620
It never happened.
239
00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:31,000
Hey, who is calling me?
240
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Tell me!
241
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,230
Here they are coming.
242
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Our Father who art in Heaven,
Hollowed be thy name...
243
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Holy mackerel.
244
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,700
Holy mackerel.
245
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,400
Come on, move, do something you
too, come on.
246
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:47,010
- Hurry up, my husband will be already at home.
- There's a stable over there, wait for
me here.
247
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,750
- Oh my God, I lost the bra.
- I've it into my pocket.
248
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:02,800
If there's a peasant, he can give
us a push. Is there anybody?
249
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I need help.
250
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Peasants!
251
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,600
Who, what is it?
252
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,400
Here's it, here's the flying saucer.
253
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,160
I can see it, it's warm, it's warm...
254
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,840
Amazing...
255
00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:48,250
How nice!
256
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:26,200
No, no...be quiet...
257
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,180
My umbrella, pardon.
258
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,860
What's up?
259
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:57,620
- The flying saucer...
- Let's go away, come on...
- The flyiiinng saaauceeer...
260
00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:00,530
Can you hear it, can you hear it?
261
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,790
There's the flying saucer...
262
00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:15,850
Shut up!
263
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:48,820
Who are you? Are you martians? Or do you
come from other planets far away billions,
billions and billions kilometres?
264
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:54,940
- Take a pity on me, I'm a mother,
I've got a child 6 years old...
- Shut up, don't interrupt...
265
00:33:56,260 --> 00:34:01,950
I know you're superior beings, did
you come down from the sky to help
or to punish us?
266
00:34:02,150 --> 00:34:07,660
- Don't punish me, I've been a victim of senses.
- Shut up! Why should they care of your senses?
267
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:16,370
- So, speak only you who always know everything.
- Can you hear me? There's a lot of injustice
in this world, agriculture is in a crisis everywhere...
268
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:25,917
...black peoples are getting into a tizzy,
women are restless and are claiming their
rights, there's a lot of injustice in the art too...
269
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:34,960
...I wrote 13 social comedies and they've
been always refused by envy, if you want I've
a list of bad guys you have to punish...
270
00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:43,340
...it's me who had this great
honour, you came down from the sky and
chose me to bring a message to human kind...
271
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,600
-...I'm telling you humbly I'm worthy of that...
-...forgive me, forgive me...I'll be more
spiritual, I've been a victim of senses...
272
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:56,770
Oh my God, they're communicating...
Morse code, yeah, I'm a telegraph operator,
I understand your signals, please go ahead...
273
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:02,900
- What are they saying? Tell me, tell me...
- Yes, a dash, a dot, a dot, a dash...
- Shut up, don't interrupt, they're communicating,
a dash, a dot...
274
00:35:10,685 --> 00:35:12,700
Come! Come back tomorrow!
275
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,151
Mom, mom, mom, mom! The pig!
Mom, mom, the pig,
276
00:36:15,176 --> 00:36:20,524
..the pig! There's a thief, mom, mom, the pig!
- The pig!?
277
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,563
Holy mackerel! What a torment
with this pig! I've to decide..
278
00:36:26,588 --> 00:36:29,804
to make him sleep together with
us, otherwise I'll get mad...
279
00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:32,860
Where's my jacket?
280
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,510
Holy mackerel! If only we could have
a man, even a moron, but a man!
281
00:36:37,910 --> 00:36:41,820
To protect us from thieves, holy mackerel!
It's always the same story!
282
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,770
How many anxieties, how many pains
to live 4 days long like a beast!
283
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:04,200
Such ugly scoundrels!
284
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,640
Hey, are you there?
285
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,050
How bastard they are to attack a
lonely and even helpless woman!
286
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:31,840
Who's there?
287
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:56,840
Take this!
288
00:38:05,163 --> 00:38:06,780
Damn! This is a martian.
289
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:12,680
How tall!
290
00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:25,100
Damn! How heavy!
291
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,600
- That's the Boogeyman!
- I caught a martian.
292
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,835
- Here I am. Now he's safe.
- Did you kill him?
293
00:38:46,135 --> 00:38:49,590
No, I just hit his head by a shovel.
How oddly this martian smells.
294
00:38:53,590 --> 00:38:57,060
Everybody sit down around here, just
listen carefully to what your mother
is telling you.
295
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:02,680
People all over the world are talking
about martians, everybody is looking for them,
but nodoby saw them...
296
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,830
-...only your mother could catch and
keep safe one martian, ok?
- And what to do now that he has been kept safe?
297
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:18,000
- What to do with the martian? Well, if they
want him, they'll give us millions of millions
of millions, so we'll get a house,...
298
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:23,740
-...dresses, shoes, food and all the things
we need, did you understand? Huh?
- Why don't we take him to Carabinieri?
299
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,950
Because government requisitions and doesn't pay.
300
00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:28,710
Or if it pays, it uses to be late to do it.
301
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:32,665
Nobody must know that there's a treasure
inside that room, understood, huh?
302
00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:41,260
That's right and now answer to my questions:
if someone asks you if there's a martian
in your home, what do you reply?
303
00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:47,740
If they put you in jail with a
bread-and-water diet, if they torture...
304
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:50,200
...your flesh by red-hot irons,
what do you reply?
305
00:39:57,100 --> 00:40:01,102
- Mom, it's the priest.
- Holy cow. Stay here and
306
00:40:01,127 --> 00:40:05,369
don't open that door because,
if he comes round,...
307
00:40:05,645 --> 00:40:09,155
...he fulminates all of us, understood?
That's right! Holy cow, we wouldn't need
the priest too!
308
00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:15,701
- Vittoria, Vittoria? - Who's there?
- It's me, don Giuseppe.
309
00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:21,214
- This evening I'm not going to
open my door to anybody.
- Here're some shoes I've found for you.
310
00:40:21,614 --> 00:40:26,694
- But who is the owner?
- A dead man.
- Ah, I hope they may fit.
311
00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:27,354
Try on them.
312
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:31,940
- They'll keep you warm.
- Ah, you've been bringing bigger
and bigger shoes to me recently.
313
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:36,440
- Put a piece of cardboard inside them.
- But how are you this evening? You're
totally distraught.
314
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,402
- I've got a temperature and rheumatic
pains and I had even some bad visions.
315
00:40:40,427 --> 00:40:44,014
- It might be some
glasses of wine in addition.
316
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:48,470
- It never happened to me so far
but I've been afraid this evening.
- That's right, have a restful sleep...
317
00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:52,540
-...and tomorrow morning you're feeling better.
- The children?
- Mom, he has woken up!
318
00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:55,865
- Who did wake up?
- No, nothing, nobody, go to bed, don
Giuseppe, it's better.
319
00:40:56,105 --> 00:41:00,140
- Who is he?
- You'd better to go to bed, good
night. - Thank you, goodbye and good night.
320
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:04,470
- Ah, thank you.
- You're welcome, you're welcome.
- Hey, don Giuseppe, if I become...
321
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:09,000
-...a millionaire tomorrow, I won't need
shoes from you anymore.
- I wish, Vittoria, I'll be pleased with you...
322
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,800
...becoming a millionaire.
- Good night and thank you once again.
- Give a kiss to your children.
323
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:17,730
Poor Vittoria, she has lost her head
too this evening, poor woman...
324
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,100
No, it's not for me.
325
00:41:24,270 --> 00:41:25,900
My poor mom used to say...
326
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,900
Here's him, I've seen him...
327
00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:51,975
The martian eats and drinks
together with the children,
328
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,849
I must refer that to the Bishop,
I've to go immediately...
329
00:41:56,825 --> 00:41:59,155
...the martian...I've to hear the
Bishop's words about that...
330
00:42:14,985 --> 00:42:18,385
- Have you heard what Verona team did?
- No, what they did?
- They lost the match 2-0 at home.
331
00:42:36,635 --> 00:42:42,535
- While you were away, we've won 2 games
and drawn another one.
- Fine. - It's your turn.
332
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:43,700
It's your turn, sergeant.
333
00:42:47,350 --> 00:42:54,800
- I'm feeling bad...I'm feeling bad!
- Let's help him to breathe, come on,
mr accountant, let's untie his necktie...
334
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,900
- Mr accountant, what's up with you?
- I saw it!
- What did you see?
335
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,300
- Come on, mr accountant, come on.
- I touched it by my own hands.
- Let's take him outside.
336
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,950
- It was warm!
- What was warm?
- Be quiet, mr accountant.
337
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,720
- The flying saucer!
- Hold him tight.
- Where did you see it?
338
00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:15,400
- Close to a grassland, near the Storta
bridge...I saw it, they're going to land...
- Be careful with his head, be quick, come on...
339
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:21,560
- The martians! I want to go to Rome!
- So you'll compromise your future...
- They told me that...
340
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,549
- Hello, Fantuzzi, the accountant has
got mad, come here immediately.
-...I've got an important message...
341
00:43:26,249 --> 00:43:29,779
-...I've a witness...
- Who's that witness?
- It's Dolores. - My wife?
342
00:43:30,343 --> 00:43:33,715
- Yeah, your nice lady was together
with me. - How ugly filthy woman!
343
00:43:34,332 --> 00:43:38,445
- The car, the car!
- Dolores, my love, my great and
immense love!
344
00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:41,385
- Let's go to hospital...hurry up
otherwise he'll get totally mad...to hospital!
- Dolores, I was forced...
345
00:43:56,245 --> 00:44:00,705
- You're hurting me...
- No, I don't want to hurt you.
- Yes, you're hurting me.
346
00:44:04,055 --> 00:44:06,705
- Dolores...
- There isn't Dolores.
-...take me away from here.
347
00:44:08,005 --> 00:44:12,145
- And the flying saucer?
- I saw it by my own eyes!
- Tell that you didn't see it!
348
00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:16,645
- Yeeah, I saw it!
- So, tell me, how was that flying saucer?
- Large, a silver one, full-hot!
349
00:44:16,845 --> 00:44:20,725
- Give him some bromide.
- You're a fanatic!
- Tell that you didn't see it,...
350
00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:25,355
-...tell that you didn't see it, you
didn't see it, you didn't see it!
- And now let's get down to an electro-shock!
351
00:44:25,555 --> 00:44:29,775
- You didn't see it!
- Why do you want to convince me?
I did see it!
352
00:44:29,975 --> 00:44:33,815
- You didn't see it!
- Yeah, I did see it!
- Persuade yourself that you didn't see it!
353
00:44:34,415 --> 00:44:38,075
- There was my lover too!
- You don't have a lover.
- Tell that you love your wife...
354
00:44:38,275 --> 00:44:42,922
-...you don't have a lover, understood?
- I do have a lover, a beautiful one, I like
and I desire her, it's you who doesn't have...
355
00:44:43,122 --> 00:44:46,500
-...a lover because you're ugly!
- Power on!
- And now tell me how the flying saucer was.
356
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:52,840
- No, no, you didn't see it...
- You didn't see it, you didn't see it,
you didn't see it, persuade yourself you didn't see it...
357
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:58,320
- You don't have a lover, tell that you
love your wife...
- You love your wife! You love your wife!
358
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:04,020
- You don't have a lover, persuade yourself!
- You're a fanatic, you've to forget!
- Be quiet! - Forget everything!
359
00:45:32,540 --> 00:45:34,580
- Sergeant, take a look there.
- What is there to look at?
360
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,580
- Prints of a flying saucer.
- Fantuzzi, speak when you're sure.
361
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:55,190
- 1,2,3...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12.
- Well, 12, so it's always the same one,
just like the other times.
362
00:45:55,390 --> 00:46:00,940
- Yes. If it happens to be under my rifle-range,
on that occasion I'll shot it by my carbine.
- Very well, Fantuzzi, do you shoot the martians?
363
00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:02,670
Let's go and see if other signs are over there.
364
00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:13,660
- Sergeant, little black balls have
been spreaded all over here.
- Where? These are olives made by a sheep!
365
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:35,210
- There's another thing here I cannot understand.
- Let me take a look.
- This is a bra.
366
00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:40,010
- If there were martian women, huh?
- What's up? Are you playing the fool?
Come on, let's go.
367
00:46:43,925 --> 00:46:44,825
Please, sergeant, come in.
368
00:46:51,665 --> 00:46:53,535
- Good morning, madam.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sergeant.
369
00:46:54,955 --> 00:46:59,860
- Can I help you?
- A mere formality, but pay attention
and weight up well your answers.
370
00:47:01,430 --> 00:47:06,170
- Where have you been yesterday evening
since half past 21 to 22 o'clock?
- My mother replies in my stead.
371
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:12,420
- My daughter was at home, I'm quite
surprised at you asking such questions.
- You, be a bit quiet.
372
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,520
- This under-garment, is it yours?
- My mother replies in my stead.
373
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:24,050
- My daughter doesn't need such supports,
thank goodness, understood?
- May I talk with your daughter in private?
374
00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:26,660
That's right.
375
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:41,530
- Yesterday evening you were in the
accountant's car, don Giuseppe,
the priest, saw you. - I deny it.
376
00:47:41,730 --> 00:47:47,320
- And he heard even what you told
each other...
- What did we tell?
377
00:47:50,510 --> 00:47:52,850
- I cannot repeat those words...
- Please speak...
378
00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:58,710
- The accountant recited some poems
and you said...
- What did I say?
379
00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:01,270
"Call me sleazy and filthy because I
like it".
380
00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:13,800
Your lover has been taken to mental hospital,
he will no longer go out if you don't affirm
you saw the flying saucer together with him.
381
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,200
I'm a normal woman and I didn't see anything.
382
00:48:19,170 --> 00:48:31,540
And moreover I'm fed up with these dreaming men,
I want a normal man, a man who doesn't
speak much and who makes the things, just like you...
383
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,985
That's enough. I'd better go away.
384
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,930
- Hey, where are you going?
- I've to talk with mrs countess,
it's an urgent thing.
385
00:49:36,130 --> 00:49:37,630
Clean your shoes before coming in.
386
00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:42,444
And don't walk on carpets.
387
00:49:59,304 --> 00:50:00,490
Wait here, don't move.
388
00:50:00,690 --> 00:50:03,890
But if you're not going to do
baked-apples, what has it got to
do with my mom? The party is for me.
389
00:50:04,090 --> 00:50:07,300
Abound with foods because we're going
to get a lot of people this evening.
What's up with the cakes?
390
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,500
And the profiteroles?
391
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,740
- Castagnole and frappe.
- Phew!
- The countess ordered us not to do
the profiteroles.
392
00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:18,480
- Phew! This mom of mine! Phew!
Aren't you that Vittoria Laconiglia with the children?
- Yes, I am.
393
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,400
- How nice they are, very nice children.
- Forget them, sir count.
- What are you doing here Vittoria?
394
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,400
- I'm waiting for your mother, the countess.
- Huh, come on, you too! But are you beggars
doing it on purpose?
395
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:35,100
You use to come here the last day of Carnival,
then we are told to treat you badly, but it's you
who want to be treated badly, couldn't you come...
396
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:40,150
-...here tomorrow to grab the left-overs?
- No thank you, sir count, I no longer need them,
I got a stroke of luck...
- It's a little bit acid, isn't it?
397
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,000
...I found a martian...
398
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,460
- And what are you going to do with him?
- Well, I'm going to sell him to your mother.
399
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:52,500
Please come with me for a while,
come darling, come on.
400
00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:54,120
Come in.
401
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,370
- But also you, blessed, come on, you got
a martian and you want to give him to my mom!
- Whom should I sell him to?
402
00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:06,990
- Whom!? Damn! You've to give him to me of course!
- But, sir count, you've no money, your
mother has deprived you of it.
403
00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:12,120
But who the hell is telling you such things?
All these things are made up by you! Yes, I'm
deprived but I've got a lot of stuff indeed,...
404
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,170
...you know, jewels, bonds, look how nice is
this trinket, that is all the stuff whose I'am
the legitimate owner.
405
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:20,700
- I'm sorry, mr count, but I'd like to
deal in with your mother.
- You're a stubborn peasant indeed!
406
00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:24,450
- Hey you, the countess is sleeping, come
back here after the Carnival.
- That's right.
- Let's go in there, come on.
407
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,950
Come, darling, come on.
408
00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:28,850
Come, darling, come on.
409
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,010
Wanda, leave us alone because I've to
talk with this peasant, go in there
but anyway don't tell my mom where I'm.
410
00:51:36,650 --> 00:51:40,720
That bitch is gossipy, that Wanda
cannot keep her mouth closed,
she's my best friend.
411
00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:44,090
- Take a seat, darling, sit down,
please sit down...- Here?
- Sit down, don't be afraid...
412
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:48,250
Come on, tell me, but why do you
want to take that martian to my mom?
413
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,190
- They told me she can buy them.
- And how much do you think she is going
to pay for them?
414
00:51:51,390 --> 00:51:54,250
Well, listen to me sir count, she has
to pay a bunch of millions to me.
415
00:51:54,650 --> 00:51:59,550
Well, you'll be unlucky with my mom
about that, she uses to exploit ignorance,
it's the peasants who take them to her...
416
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,450
...and she, such a coward,
didn't let me even see them!
417
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,950
- And what does she use to do with them?
- She uses to strangle them and to throw
them down in the well.
418
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:06,450
- How poor them!
- All the martians come to this bad end.
419
00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:13,200
- How poor them! But why does she strangle them?
- I really don't know, maybe she's afraid they
come and stir up the peasants against her...
420
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:16,888
...maybe she's afraid a revolution will be raised,
she did this way also during the Resistance...
421
00:52:17,888 --> 00:52:21,928
- Do you remember what did she do with the partisans?
- Yes, I remember, she gave them hospitality
in the villa, she fed them.
422
00:52:22,128 --> 00:52:26,748
Yeah, she poisoned and threw them
down in the well. I hate that coward woman!
423
00:52:27,555 --> 00:52:33,185
I was a partisan too! Excuse me,
darling. Forget what you see, it's just
a sleep strike.
424
00:52:34,645 --> 00:52:42,400
- Sir count, sir count! Sir count! Sir count!
Sir count! - Who is? - Have you lost
consciousness? - Nothing, darling, it's just an attack,..,
425
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,750
-...I'm epileptic, my daddy too, would you like
a bit of whiskey? - No, thanks, I don't
want anything. - A candy?
426
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,100
No, I don't want anything, I want to
deal in because I want to sell that martian
as soon as possible.
427
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:53,320
- But I do buy this martian indeed, be quiet,
I'm going to buy him.
- Do you buy him? - Sure!
428
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:58,320
- And how much do you pay?
- But, darling, you should show him
to me, ok? At least his look, tell me...
429
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,670
-...a little more about him, how is this
weird being, male or female?
- Well, actually you cannot understand that well,...
430
00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:06,400
-...half a man and half a woman, anyway it's
more man than woman.
- I'm enormously interested in them, I'm...
431
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,400
...interested. And tell me more, what
does he do? Can he speak, transmit, can he
communicate?
432
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,900
Well, yes sir count, he tries, he
tries to communicate, he transmits
some signals by his antenna...
433
00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:19,700
-...but I cannot understand anything.
- And what do you want to understand?
You're ignorant. - Indeed.
434
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:26,180
These weird beings coming from other
planets and landing on earth to
communicate with us...who knows which...
435
00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:32,500
...scientific secrets they're aware of,
who knows, maybe they found the secret
way to cure all the diseases, maybe they...
436
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:37,300
...could change the sexs, turning a man
into a woman or a woman into a man, or
make dogs speak, who knows? - Dogs too?
437
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:42,100
They might have discovered an elixir
of a long life so that you can live
for 100, 200, 2000 years, who could...
438
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:46,450
-...tell that, what do you know about that?
Take this martian to me so that I'll make
you rich. - May I go and take him? - Sure!
439
00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:49,222
- Immediately!
- Listen, do the things accurately, don't
tell anything to my mom.
440
00:53:49,422 --> 00:53:53,635
- I go and I'm coming back soon.
- Excuse me, darling. Forget what you see.
- Oh my God, mr count, one more time?
441
00:53:54,415 --> 00:53:57,895
- Yes, bye, see you later.
- Ok. Holy cow, I hope he's not
going to pass away right now.
442
00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:19,300
- Take a seat, please.
- Thanks, Eminence.
443
00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:27,250
- But is this woman old?
- No, she's young, Eminence, poor woman,
she has got 7 children and lives in a hovel.
444
00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:34,000
She has got a bronchial catarrh and a
brother-in-law who came out of prison,
so I said to myself: "Now I'm coming in her...
445
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:39,100
...home". "No!", she said, otherwise people
criticizes, criticizes...
446
00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:44,600
- So you looked at the window and you
saw the martian.
- I saw the martian, Eminence.
447
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:51,500
- And what did the martian do?
- He had got an antenna and he transmitted
some messages to the children.
448
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:56,230
I don't understand your uneases, my
dear son, you mightn't see well, you
might make a mistake...
449
00:54:56,430 --> 00:54:59,200
...I know you use to drink some
glasses of wine in addition, they even
referred that to me...
450
00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:05,650
- I cannot deny that, Eminence, but
how can someone refuse?
- How can someone refuse?! Instead of going...
451
00:55:05,850 --> 00:55:11,900
...for ride all over the night by your
moped, stay in manse, tidy up yourself
and go to bed early.
452
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:18,200
I'm suffering from insomnia and
anguish, I've got rheumatic pains
and palpitations at my heart...
453
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:23,520
...when I'm lying down my bed, it
might be because of polenta, but I can't
get any air...
454
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:30,000
You should take more care of your
health and look after yourself, also
your dressing.
455
00:55:31,050 --> 00:55:39,890
- What? You're without a sock?
- A sock? No, it's nothing, Eminence...
456
00:55:40,190 --> 00:55:45,400
-...the sock slid into my shoe, I'm sorry.
- I know what you need, my dear son.
457
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,250
- What do I need, Eminence?
- A good period of rest in a healthcare home,
458
00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:54,950
...just as also the doctor suggested to you.
459
00:56:01,510 --> 00:56:02,000
Go, my dear.
460
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,900
- It's Vittoria, the beggar, together
with her brother-in-law.
- I knew that, when the holidays come nearer...
461
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:31,945
-...she uses to come and hold out the hat.
- They are carrying something which I
don't understand well.
462
00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:50,820
Here, let's put the load inside here,
go carefully. Please, a little bit forward.
463
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:57,500
Let's push, darling, let's push,
that's right, here, in this little
chapel, nobody will notice that.
464
00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:02,900
- Sir count, take a look at him,
take a look at him.
- No, don't let me see him, oh my God.
465
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:13,500
- That's right, they're going away by
the Rolls Royce.
- Very well, now call immediately the sergeant.
466
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,400
Go slowly so that people can take
a look at me.
467
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,830
- Sergeant...
- Fantuzzi, but did Vittoria Laconiglia
win the lottery?
468
00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:42,780
There's a call by the countess Crosara.
469
00:57:56,390 --> 00:58:01,130
Hello? Please, tell me, countess...
I'm coming immediately.
470
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,600
- Let's go, let's go, first
the youngest ones...
- Come on, children.
471
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,530
Be quick, come on, come on.
472
00:58:24,730 --> 00:58:27,100
- Vittoria, what are we going to do
with the pig?
- Give him to the poors of the municipality,...
473
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:33,340
-...they've the right to food too...
- Vittoria, and what are we going to do
with this house?
474
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:38,250
Wait, now I'm going to shown you
what I'm doing with it.
475
00:58:43,950 --> 00:58:45,600
- Watch out, wait.
- Mom, what are you doing?
- Look!
476
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,900
- That's done! Let'go, let's go,
let's go away.
- Well done, Vittoria, you did the right thing!
477
00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:03,100
- Very well, the right thing is to set
fire to it!
- Goodbye, I will never see it again.
478
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,300
- Where are we going no?
- Now we're going to a hotel.
479
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:18,680
Stop, stop, stop, stop! Holy cow, I
forgot the most important thing.
480
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,500
Damn, what a smoke!
481
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:34,800
Here they are!
482
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:42,800
Stop! Halt there! Everybody get out
of this car! Everybody get out!
483
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,050
- You, the children, too!
- The carabinieri!
- Out of there, get out!
484
00:59:45,150 --> 00:59:47,900
- What do you want from us?
- The car, the fur, the jewels, the
bonds, where did you hide them?
485
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:52,040
- Come on! Get out all the stuff!
- All the stuff is inside there, why?
486
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,440
- I must requisition everything, the countess
Crosara has denounced you for fraud and con trick...
487
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,980
-...to the detriment of her son the count.
- But which fraud and con trick? I sold
a martian to him.
488
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,950
- The countess Crosara denies the martian's
existence.
- And her son?
489
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:07,100
- Mr count isn't in the full possession of
his mental faculties.
- But I've got a witness. - Who is he?
490
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:10,850
- Him!
- It's me, it's me who took the martian
personally to the count.
491
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,130
- Who are you?
- I'm her brother-in-law.
- No, no, the brother-in-law may not...
492
01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:20,000
-...witness, especially you, being even recividist.
- He may be recividist, but not the children, they
are innocent creatures and their testimony can be...
493
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,200
-...of some value, isn't it?
- Since they are aware of the martian's presence?
- And how! They ate together with him!
494
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:30,200
- If they ate together with a martian,
their testimony is decisive.
- Did you listen to that? Think the...
495
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:36,500
...situation out, our home is burning,
the pig has died of fright this night, we're
facing a catastrophe, did you understand?
496
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:43,500
A catastrophe. Our richness or poverty
depends on you, on your answer, did
you understand?
497
01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:47,500
- Yes.
- Answer well!
- Go ahead, sergeant.
498
01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:52,050
Children, everything depends on you,
yesterday evening there was a martian
in your home?
499
01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:57,850
- Fantuzzi, take the brother-in-law, I'm
taking the woman...
- How come!? Tell the truth, sons of a bitch!
500
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,800
Undress the fur, you.
501
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,100
- No...
- What's up?
-...this is mine!
502
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:03,400
- Is a count's geranium this one?
- No, it's mine!
503
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,500
What? My brother-in-law too?
504
01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:12,250
Let's go, Fantuzzi.
505
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,800
Let's go, come on, before they
lock up all of us.
506
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:36,000
And now that we're alone in a
desert, there was a martian in your
home the past night?
507
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:38,800
Go to hell!
508
01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:52,700
Oh my God! I set fire to my home!
509
01:01:58,150 --> 01:02:05,150
I must go away because my health
is not so excellent, as the doctors say.
510
01:02:09,450 --> 01:02:15,450
- Goodbye Bepi.
- Goodbye.
- Another priest will come, a handsome...
511
01:02:15,650 --> 01:02:17,650
-...and elegant one who will settle
all of us.
- You're right, you're right.
512
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,020
Some people are happy that...
513
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:33,100
...I'm leaving, there's a person
criticizing and sending anonymous
letters to the Bishop because...
514
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:38,800
...my shoes are broken...and our
Lord Jesus Christ who walked on water
without shoes and socks, poor him!
515
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:45,500
- Are we going to criticize him too?
- Don Giuseppe, here's a bottle of wine.
- Thank you. - Drink it to our health.
516
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:53,500
This is a gift I'm enjoying
wholeheartedly. A glass of wine
and eating together with friends...
517
01:02:54,900 --> 01:03:01,700
...and not being taken to a clinic
to heal...they're taking me to a clinic...
- Don Giuseppe, are you leaving without your suitcase?
518
01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:07,050
- That suitcase is useless to me, I'm
bearing all that I have.
- And what's inside it?
519
01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:15,950
Beans, potatoes, a bit of flour, bring
this stuff to that widow having 7
children, poor woman, winter is long.
520
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Jesus Christ be praised.
521
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:31,990
Goodbye, don Giuseppe. Come back
soon. - See you soon, don Giuseppe.
522
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:57,750
MASKED NIGHT PARTY
523
01:04:34,550 --> 01:04:37,050
Don't obstruct the transit, pay
attention, halt!
524
01:04:34,550 --> 01:04:37,050
Don't obstruct the transit, pay
attention, halt!
525
01:04:34,550 --> 01:04:37,050
Don't obstruct the transit, pay
attention, halt!
526
01:04:38,050 --> 01:04:42,900
Go ahead, you! Be quiet, be quiet!
Let the car pass through.
527
01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:47,700
Slowly and gently, don't hurt
yourselves, slowly, don't play the fool.
528
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,500
Be quiet, quiet. Don't hurt yourselves,
be calm.
529
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,650
Don't play the fool, you beefy, walk away.
530
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,222
Come on, blonde, come with me.
531
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,320
Don't crowd together into the porch,
walk away for a while. Be careful
with the bangers.
532
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,650
- Good evening, lawyer.
- Good evening, sergeant.
- What's up with you? Aren't you feeling good?
533
01:05:58,450 --> 01:06:00,650
- Listen, sergeant, I'm going to tell
you a thing but I'll disown it immediately.
- What do you mean? What happened?
534
01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:08,690
- My car stopped at the Storta bridge
ten minutes ago, and do you know what I saw?
- A flying saucer. - Yes, and also I saw...
535
01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:13,800
-...a little group of martians coming to the vilage.
- So, who's that woman?
- I told you that but I'm going to disown it, understood?
536
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,400
- I don't want to get troubles.
- So, she isn't disguised.
537
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,400
- Fantuzzi, Fantuzzi, where did the
martian woman go?
- Here's her, sergeant.
538
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,800
Carabiniere, pursue that girl dressed
like as a martian!
539
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,700
Find some information about her!
Take her to our headquarters!
540
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,320
- Sergeant, there's a call for you.
- Don't let her run away.
541
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:38,210
Now at the phone, all the things are going
to happen this evening!
542
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:44,450
Hello?
543
01:06:46,650 --> 01:06:47,250
At villa Crosara?
544
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:04,600
- Fantuzzi, a call from villa Crosara.
- The countess?
- It was anonymous. An old woman's voice.
545
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:17,900
We've caught her, she has no papers and
she doesn't want to speak. Come on, get
out of there. Put her in prison.
546
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,300
Bye bye, blond, bye.
547
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:35,500
- But, sergeant, have you a search warrant?
- Fantuzzi, I'm not having good times being
a sergeant at all.
548
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,100
I'm just doing what I can do, but
I use to get at the bottom of something.
549
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:40,800
- Take and hold it. And don't move.
- Ok, sergeant.
550
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:51,300
- Beatrice, dismount.
- No, I don't dismount at all.
- Beatrice, I'm saying to you: "Dismount".
551
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:56,050
- No, I don't dismount at all.
- "Dismount", I'm saying to you.
- No, because I like it.
552
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,380
- What's up?
- Sergeant, what are you doing here?
553
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:13,980
- I'm doing some investigations.
- I'm sorry but I cannot help you.
- Why? Maybe it's you who should authorize me?
554
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:18,180
- Who are you? An owner or a butler?
- I'm a butler.
- So, accompany me to the countess...
555
01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:20,300
...how dare you to call me by a touch
of your finger!? Do you know I can
shove you in prison?
556
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,750
- A drink, sergeant?
- Are you playing the fool?
557
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:56,500
- May I come in?
- Come in, sergeant.
- Good evening, countess.
558
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,950
- Take a seat, sergeant.
- Thank you, countess.
559
01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:18,550
- She's my son's girlfriend.
- I didn't know he was engaged.
560
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,570
- Would you like to drink a glass of wine?
- Since you're just insisting, I'd
like to drink half a glass.
561
01:10:23,450 --> 01:10:27,750
- Tell me, sergeant, I'd like...
- Thank you.
-...to know which person sent you...
562
01:10:27,950 --> 01:10:31,700
-...here at this hour of the night.
- I received an anonymous call and
so I rushed here.
563
01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:38,500
Instead of going hunting ghosts inside
my park and without a search warrant,
why don't go to my peasants and frisk them?
564
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:45,300
- They are stealing even my shirt.
- Excuse me, countess, if you're
trying to frighten me, I'm telling you...
565
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:52,250
-...immediately you're not thrilling me.
- No, no threats, but since we're alone
and without a witness, I'm telling you...
566
01:10:52,550 --> 01:10:53,330
...I can reach very high by
a phone call, ok?
567
01:10:56,570 --> 01:10:57,270
Sit down here, sergeant.
568
01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:14,870
No, I'm not Tony.
569
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:20,300
What are you doing now?
570
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:47,900
I'm sorry but I'm not Tony.
571
01:13:14,350 --> 01:13:17,440
- Are they having good times, sergeant?
- Why do you take care of that?
Let's go, Fantuzzi.
572
01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:30,200
Sergeant, there's the commander
on the phone, he has already been calling
for 3 times.
573
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:37,550
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Yes, commander.
574
01:13:37,850 --> 01:13:40,550
- Who did authorize you to enter the
Crosara villa?
- Has the countess already call you?
575
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:44,700
- Yes and she's right because you may not enter
without a search warrant.
- What to do? Must I request a search warrant?
576
01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:49,550
- For which reason?
- There's a naked countess on a horse, there're some
women dancing together and a woman even kissed me.
577
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:53,730
- Then?
- The count Momi danced a tango together
with a weird being. - Who is he?
578
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:57,230
- A martian.
- And how is he?
- If I'm not wrong, he's a nigger with...
579
01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,770
-...yellow boots.
- Excuse me, sergeant, you know that
the martians don't exist.
580
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,440
- So why did you make me investigate?
- In order to demonstrate they don't exist.
- So what to do? Must I stop investigations?
581
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,960
Do just like as you want, provided that
you won't make me get some troubles, ok, did
you understand?
582
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:10,700
Yes, commander, at your beck and call.
583
01:14:11,950 --> 01:14:12,200
I don't understand...
584
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:23,900
Hello? Villa Crosara? Are you still
the anonymous one? What's up now? A martian
in the garden? Dead or alive?
585
01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:27,666
They want to throw him down the well?
Really? Listen, old woman, do you know...
586
01:14:27,866 --> 01:14:31,360
...what it may happen if I catch
you while playing these jokes?
I'll shove you in prison!
587
01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:42,280
Now they are bringing him...here's now they
have just thrown him down in the well.
588
01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:53,710
- What are we saying to mr count tomorrow?
- Don't take care of that, now he's sleeping.
- Tomorrow he will have forgotten him.
589
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:10,650
Concluding these accurate investigations,
we find that the 3 rumoured martians are
a result of ill fantasies due to...
590
01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:21,140
...alcoholism, sexual dissatisfaction,
political exaltation and mostly a desire
of visibility, exhibitionism and speaking on TV...
591
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:27,679
...infact no one martian, neither
dead neither alive, has been found,
592
01:15:27,704 --> 01:15:30,994
and the same can be said
about the alarming messages...
593
01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:39,570
-...they might have give to the human kind.
- And the martian woman?
- As to the martian woman, provided with...
594
01:15:39,770 --> 01:15:45,927
...glass boobs, we find that she's a
masked girl from the town, having no papers
595
01:15:45,952 --> 01:15:52,024
and refusing to take off her
glass helmet to let her identify...
596
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:57,683
...she will enter the provincial
prisons and she will answer for
597
01:15:57,708 --> 01:16:00,957
resisting arrest and
gross indecency.
598
01:16:00,982 --> 01:16:03,888
Signed Sergeant
Vincenzo Berruti.
599
01:16:29,180 --> 01:16:32,500
- So what? What happened Fantuzzi?
- It's not powered, sergeant.
600
01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:34,440
- So what to do?
- I'm afraid that the battery has discharged.
601
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,450
- Run, hurry!
- I'm coming back in 10 minutes.
602
01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:40,360
The battery has discharged.
603
01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:28,850
Come here, I'm catching you.
What are you doing? Are you
escaping from me?
604
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:34,330
Where are you getting in now?
605
01:20:34,355 --> 01:20:37,434
Are you going into there? Come here.
606
01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:39,930
Where are you going to hide?
607
01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:05,020
Certainly! Certainly, be
sure of that!
608
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:29,080
- Sergeant! Where are you sergeant?
- I'm here, Fantuzzi.
- What happened?
609
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,673
The flying saucer, I have spoken
to martians, where's the car?
610
01:21:32,995 --> 01:21:36,450
I got an important message I have
to communicate to the human kind,
hurry, run!
611
01:21:52,540 --> 01:21:55,540
And in a hurry they took me to
communicate the message.
612
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:05,530
But instead of a message I got a massage,
they put a white beanie on my head and
they made me get an electro-shock...
613
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:14,020
-...the same destiny happened to the
accountant and telegraph operator,...
-...to give life a meaning can lead you...
614
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:19,460
-...to madness...
-...to the poor don Giuseppe,...
- Let's care for each other, holy mackerel.
615
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:24,400
...and to the count Momi, who threw
his mother down in the well and came
here by his own free will...
616
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,580
...I'm feeling so good here at the mental
hospital, there's a lot of understanding...
617
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:33,000
Me, who used to obey silently and
silently to die, it has been 4 years since
I'm inside here, where, they...
618
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:40,680
...try to persuade me that I got
mad by incredible tortures, but, since
I'm not mad, I wrote my memorials...
619
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:47,110
...but, not being this a sufficient
evidence in order to be reliable,
I'm asking all the people who cared for me...
620
01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:54,400
...and knew me in the line of my duty,
the blameless ones and the jailbirds,
if you'll meet a martian one day by any chance,...
621
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,700
...for writing to me immediately at
the following address: ex Sergeant...
622
01:22:58,900 --> 01:23:04,150
...Vincenzo Berruti, Saint Ubaldo's mental
hospital, province of Treviso, flying
saucers unit.
623
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:24,800
THE END
624
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:42,590
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