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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:29,980 字幕志愿者 李宗盛 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:59,980 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:29,979 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 4 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 小太太 请进来坐 5 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 请坐 6 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 小太太 我看你要有心理准备 7 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 我已经做好心理准备了 8 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 你和你老公结婚两年了 9 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 你把一个从美国回来的倒霉的心理医生摇身一变 10 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 变成了金融地产股票界的巨子 11 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,560 萧先生 咱 12 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:42,760 不过你老公并没有感恩 13 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,300 反而利用他的地位 14 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,400 不断玩弄女性 15 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,220 逢场作戏 16 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:48,440 我已经忍他了 17 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,560 我想知道 18 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,660 有没有长情女人 19 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:51,240 有 20 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,500 萧先生 咱 21 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,440 你今天十一点 22 00:02:56,439 --> 00:02:57,559 约了金管局的人 23 00:02:57,559 --> 00:02:59,279 十二点要巡视建筑工地 24 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,459 你给我全部取消 25 00:03:01,459 --> 00:03:03,119 我约了很重要的人吃午饭 26 00:03:03,119 --> 00:03:09,919 他和他秘书天娜已经有一腿了 27 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:13,439 在他办公室装了三个真空镜头才拍到的 28 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:20,459 这样的画面足够让你跟他离婚了 29 00:03:20,459 --> 00:03:22,099 姓肖的 30 00:03:22,099 --> 00:03:23,939 我让你吃不了兜着走 31 00:03:23,939 --> 00:03:25,259 肖太太 32 00:03:25,259 --> 00:03:26,819 加上这张光碟 33 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:28,519 整个资料都在这儿了 34 00:03:28,519 --> 00:03:29,579 现在我给你 35 00:03:29,579 --> 00:03:31,019 我没有留底啊 36 00:03:31,019 --> 00:03:32,759 要不要美国那边的资料 37 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:34,839 他在美国涉嫌强奸 38 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,039 但是告不了他 39 00:03:36,039 --> 00:03:37,639 这案子有趣的地方 40 00:03:37,639 --> 00:03:39,219 行了行了 不要再说了 41 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,259 我不想听 42 00:03:40,259 --> 00:03:42,259 我看你了, 她是在那裡的地方。 43 00:04:10,259 --> 00:04:12,179 你这可就不对了 44 00:04:12,179 --> 00:04:13,719 跟人家做得那么卖力 45 00:04:13,719 --> 00:04:16,879 跟我做就好像随随便便 46 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:17,959 敷衍了事 47 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:23,739 对不起 对不起 48 00:04:23,739 --> 00:04:25,399 我真是瞎了眼 49 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,179 怎么会看上你这种男人 50 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,739 当初你从美国过来 51 00:04:29,739 --> 00:04:30,699 身无分文 52 00:04:30,699 --> 00:04:33,559 是我一手把你变成亿万富翁 53 00:04:33,559 --> 00:04:35,599 你别忘了 54 00:04:35,599 --> 00:04:37,539 你所有的一切都由我来操控 55 00:04:37,539 --> 00:04:39,279 我可以在明天 56 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,279 把你变回穷光蛋的 57 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,419 Daisy 58 00:04:42,419 --> 00:04:44,319 我只不过你风场作戏而已 59 00:04:44,319 --> 00:04:46,019 别这么对我 60 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,759 我已经找了四家侦探 61 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:50,839 调查了你和天娜很久了 62 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,079 我已经掌握了你通姓的所有证据 63 00:04:53,079 --> 00:04:54,819 足够跟你离婚 64 00:04:54,819 --> 00:04:57,199 Daisy 是我不好 65 00:04:57,199 --> 00:04:58,379 是我不好 66 00:04:58,379 --> 00:04:59,919 是我 67 00:04:59,919 --> 00:05:02,239 是我 68 00:05:02,239 --> 00:05:04,199 是我 69 00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:07,099 我开始很平均 70 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,579 你很疲倦 71 00:05:09,579 --> 00:05:11,539 你很疲倦 72 00:05:11,539 --> 00:05:14,179 完全听我吩咐 73 00:05:14,179 --> 00:05:17,539 你完全守我空城 74 00:05:17,539 --> 00:05:20,379 你是一只狗 75 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:24,499 你是一只母狗 76 00:05:24,499 --> 00:05:28,739 狗不能坐椅子 77 00:05:28,739 --> 00:05:30,739 坐到地板上去 78 00:05:30,739 --> 00:05:31,699 C 79 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:39,059 Daisy啊Daisy 80 00:05:39,059 --> 00:05:42,179 你真的以为我一点防备都没有 81 00:05:42,179 --> 00:05:45,179 你不知道 82 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:48,399 我除了是一名心理学博士之外 83 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:50,999 我还是一名催眠师 84 00:05:50,999 --> 00:05:52,799 老婆 85 00:05:52,799 --> 00:05:54,259 我们今晚来带的剪辑好了 86 00:05:54,259 --> 00:05:54,979 一起看好吗 87 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:55,339 好啊 88 00:05:55,339 --> 00:06:04,339 你是不是开始觉得疲倦呢? 89 00:06:04,339 --> 00:06:16,339 疲倦你就闭上眼睛不要看了 90 00:06:16,339 --> 00:06:22,339 你现在全身都很松弛 91 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:26,099 非常素质 92 00:06:26,099 --> 00:06:30,339 你现在很舒服 93 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:34,939 没人会伤害你 94 00:06:34,939 --> 00:06:37,419 只要你听我的话 95 00:06:37,419 --> 00:06:39,719 一切都没问题 96 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:42,939 你现在在深层睡眠 97 00:06:42,939 --> 00:06:45,899 以后只要听着我说 98 00:06:45,899 --> 00:06:47,859 是我 99 00:06:47,859 --> 00:06:51,339 你就会完全服从我 100 00:06:51,339 --> 00:07:02,059 胡适思家侦探社 101 00:07:02,059 --> 00:07:14,599 是你啊 萧太太 102 00:07:14,599 --> 00:07:16,659 别叫我萧太太 103 00:07:16,659 --> 00:07:18,219 叫我Daisy吧 104 00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:18,859 啊 105 00:07:22,699 --> 00:07:23,459 小太太 106 00:07:24,539 --> 00:07:25,619 这些资料呢 107 00:07:27,419 --> 00:07:28,619 小太太出什么事了 108 00:07:29,739 --> 00:07:30,779 小太太干嘛 109 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,059 你事情不好 110 00:07:32,859 --> 00:07:33,699 其实 111 00:07:34,379 --> 00:07:35,939 我喜欢你很久了 112 00:08:05,939 --> 00:08:35,919 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 113 00:08:35,939 --> 00:09:05,939 我看你 114 00:09:05,939 --> 00:09:25,859 是我 115 00:09:25,859 --> 00:09:27,939 他已经死了 116 00:09:27,939 --> 00:09:31,619 他死了 117 00:09:31,619 --> 00:09:33,779 你要坐牢的 118 00:09:33,779 --> 00:09:35,779 坐牢很惨啊 119 00:09:36,779 --> 00:09:39,779 不如你也去死吧 120 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:42,779 这比坐牢好 121 00:09:42,779 --> 00:09:44,779 你明白吗 122 00:09:45,779 --> 00:09:47,779 你也去死吧 123 00:09:47,779 --> 00:10:15,619 收到了 收到了 长官 124 00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:16,899 你放心吧 125 00:10:16,899 --> 00:10:20,299 我一收到你的指示就赶快从马场赶出来了 126 00:10:20,299 --> 00:10:21,619 连当Q度买了 127 00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:24,599 是啊 你相信我吧 没错的 128 00:10:24,599 --> 00:10:25,699 当然啦 129 00:10:25,699 --> 00:10:29,159 快报道 快报道 快报道 快报道 130 00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:32,239 Go Go Go Go 快快报道 快 131 00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:35,919 你不是这样吧 冲刺前你腿软了 132 00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:38,859 这样就输了 断了我的六环彩 133 00:10:38,859 --> 00:10:40,799 我真是操你妈的蛋呢 134 00:10:40,799 --> 00:10:43,439 不是长官 我不是叫你报道 135 00:10:43,439 --> 00:10:45,219 我没骂你娘 136 00:10:45,219 --> 00:10:47,219 我是在骂那匹马啊 137 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,219 不不 不是说你的马子 138 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:52,219 我现在解释不了了 我就快到了 139 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,219 等我到了再给你解释好不好 140 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:56,219 好好好 就这样 141 00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:02,219 快报到 142 00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:19,219 我操你的蛋 恭喜你妈大了肚子 走路不长眼睛 着死你也别害我啊 143 00:11:22,219 --> 00:11:24,219 你怎么开车的 你瞎了 144 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:33,219 牙尖嘴利啊 现在警察办案啊 别爱手爱脚的 不然有你好看的 145 00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:39,219 警察了不起是吧 是啊 警察了不起是吧 警察有错 骂人了 快过来陪着 146 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:45,219 别拍啊 别拍 没话说不好看 再拍我就客气了 147 00:11:45,219 --> 00:11:49,219 烂口闻 你又在搞什么鬼啊 148 00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:53,219 别拍 别拍 掌柜 149 00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:54,219 什么事啊 150 00:11:54,219 --> 00:11:56,219 踩到狗尾巴了 咬着不放 151 00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:59,219 快你跟我来吧 难道要我来帮你收拾啊 152 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,219 No Sir 153 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:02,219 还不走 154 00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:04,219 Yes Sir 155 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:07,219 你啊 害得我把钱输光了 156 00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:08,259 快把钱还给我 157 00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:11,339 还你根毛啊 操你的蛋 还钱 158 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:16,219 操什么 赢了钱你也不给我钱呢 操操操操操 159 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:22,419 阿文啊 你递了表快搞生机室的 还那么烂嘴啊 160 00:12:22,419 --> 00:12:22,899 是啊 161 00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:25,219 在警察长官面前整天讲粗口 162 00:12:25,219 --> 00:12:27,739 我看你生机无望了 163 00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:29,379 是 我会斯文一点 164 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:31,199 长官 电梯到了 165 00:12:31,199 --> 00:12:33,419 斯文点 长官 请 166 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:40,179 长官 你别这样吧 167 00:12:40,179 --> 00:12:41,219 我知道错了 168 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,039 你知道我叫烂口文 169 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:43,819 一时改不了 170 00:12:43,819 --> 00:12:45,739 要不以后我讲英语 171 00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:47,459 那样的话应该好一点吧 172 00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:48,459 那就更糟 173 00:12:48,459 --> 00:12:51,839 有了有了 174 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,739 我以前看过一部电影 175 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:54,979 是冯碎凡演的 176 00:12:54,979 --> 00:12:56,579 他那一骂人的就 177 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:58,479 我相教你的沙田佑 178 00:12:58,479 --> 00:12:59,999 是不是这样好一点 179 00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:02,639 我想再文雅一点也行 180 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:04,139 也行 怎么样 181 00:13:04,139 --> 00:13:05,599 你可以跟他说说电影 182 00:13:05,599 --> 00:13:08,439 要不然的话可以跟他讲讲足球 183 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,639 对呀 184 00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:13,379 长官 你放心吧 185 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,339 我答应你呢 我就一定会斯文谈 186 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:16,199 喂 两个文 187 00:13:16,199 --> 00:13:17,999 麻将的账什么时候还 188 00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:19,639 你没大没小的 189 00:13:19,639 --> 00:13:20,579 长官面前都 190 00:13:20,579 --> 00:13:21,979 我这是黎明你的书棋 191 00:13:21,979 --> 00:13:23,479 罗杰文大手奥锦堂 192 00:13:23,479 --> 00:13:25,239 你傻了 还不快走 193 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,139 人家躺那么辛苦 194 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,399 快走啊 厌世追债 195 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:30,339 是不是这样 长官 196 00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,979 想不到你学的蛮快的嘛 197 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,279 真够聪明的 198 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:35,759 成蒙长官栽培 199 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:37,319 我连吟诗都会 200 00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:40,879 王长官 201 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,939 经过我仔细研究之后 202 00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:44,259 断定这是一只手 203 00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:46,079 是一只右手 204 00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:48,539 以这个现场来看 205 00:13:48,539 --> 00:13:50,439 极其血腥残酷 206 00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:51,079 王长官 207 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:54,459 其中一名死者是富婆Daisy庄 208 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,159 她老公叫周霄 209 00:13:56,159 --> 00:14:00,099 金融地产界都称她为财子霄 210 00:14:00,099 --> 00:14:02,379 难怪楼下这么多狗仔队啊 211 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,139 真是林教他个皇下会 212 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:06,339 哥 213 00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,379 妹妹 214 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,939 你怎么会在这 215 00:14:09,939 --> 00:14:12,099 早就通知见证科来这了 216 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:13,799 是啊 长官 217 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,179 什么情况啊 218 00:14:16,179 --> 00:14:18,679 那个男人呢身上中了酒刀 219 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:20,519 裤头解开了 220 00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:23,059 另外那个女人他只带着胸罩 221 00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:26,359 衣服呢就放在房间里 222 00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:29,559 表面上看他是自杀的 223 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:33,059 因为他只中了一刀 一刀直插喉咙 224 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:38,419 这么说是那女人杀了那男人 然后自杀 225 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,179 情杀 226 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:43,799 谢霆锋加上迪波拉 227 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,479 什么意思啊 228 00:14:45,479 --> 00:14:46,719 他妈的 229 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,699 那传媒呢 一定会大力渲染这件事情 230 00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:52,619 所以你们要格外小心 231 00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:56,139 Yes 别再窗户了 232 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,379 我不想你一辈子没出息 233 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,899 谢谢 234 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,719 我很感动啊长官 235 00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:02,559 承拨你的关怀 236 00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,499 喂 老总啊 237 00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:05,619 这里没什么消息啊 238 00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:06,739 是啊 239 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,599 已证实一名死者叫DC庄 240 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,879 我们不如打他老公的主意 241 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,419 好好好 242 00:15:12,419 --> 00:15:13,459 是啊 243 00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:15,299 我有个朋友在他们的公司上班 244 00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:17,119 我打算叫他帮忙收集资料 245 00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:18,599 好 收到 246 00:15:18,599 --> 00:15:20,319 知道了 老总 再见 247 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,519 走走走 这么八卦干嘛 248 00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:26,379 有时间去做义工啊 249 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,179 喂 臭嘴的东西 250 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,679 快向我道歉 251 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,579 你这条母狗不称呼警官 252 00:15:31,579 --> 00:15:33,679 什么臭的东西 把你抓起来啊 253 00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:36,179 搞什么 你拍什么 拍什么 254 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:40,679 新闻自由 你是在公众的地方 我当然可以拍你 255 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:46,679 那好好 你拍啊 拍这里 拍这里 拍我屁股啊 拍这 整个屁股拍啊 拍啊 256 00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,179 去 你这个人真神经病 257 00:15:55,679 --> 00:15:56,679 喂 258 00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:59,979 婷婷 我是Yuki 你老板娘出事了 259 00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:05,379 我们知道了 楼下来了很多你们的同行 260 00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:09,379 是啊 我也正赶过来呢 有没有什么内幕消息啊 261 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,779 我才上班一个月啊 人生地不熟 哪知道 262 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,979 喂 我们曾经对天发誓 要姐妹情深 263 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,579 一个有事 另一个要帮忙 264 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,979 你别说这么多了 你就坐我的卧底收情报 265 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,979 行啦 姐妹 266 00:16:24,979 --> 00:16:26,979 小先生 再见 267 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:58,679 不如我们先叫张女士过来 268 00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:00,619 你无论如何都要去警局一趟 269 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:01,599 好吧 270 00:17:01,599 --> 00:17:04,839 你先来呢 271 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,279 是的 萧先生 272 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:07,859 你叫 273 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:10,139 我叫婷婷 蒋丽婷 274 00:17:10,139 --> 00:17:13,379 你不是这个时候跟职员沟通吧 275 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,659 不是 走吧 276 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:27,279 萧先生 277 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,839 李太太出事当晚 278 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:33,419 在你家有没有什么异常的表现呢 279 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,619 我和我太太关系一向很好 280 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:40,239 前两天Dexy还跟我说 281 00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:41,939 关于去欧洲旅行的事情 282 00:17:41,939 --> 00:17:44,479 关系很好啊 283 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:47,639 听你的邻居说你每天很晚才回家 284 00:17:47,639 --> 00:17:53,279 那我生意大 应酬多 晚回家也是正常的 285 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:56,759 更何况我太太也是很晚才睡觉 286 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,479 萧先生的绯闻可不少啊 287 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:04,719 八卦周刊呢一年都有六七宗报道啊 是不是啊 288 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,239 我正在控告他们 289 00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:09,599 全部都是诽谤和虚构 290 00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:13,539 这个问题与本案无关 萧先生无需回答 291 00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:15,179 你这差不多了阿文 292 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,919 你笑公子给肖战签了名吧 293 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,499 肖战真抱歉 耽误你时间 294 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:24,739 其实我也是受害者 295 00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:28,059 现在我失去了一个最心爱的人 296 00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:33,039 我不明白为什么你们要把我当犯人一样来盘问我呢 297 00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:34,479 我们只是职责所在 298 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:36,499 我们只想找出事实的真相 299 00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:38,939 现在的事实是 300 00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:40,579 我太太有外遇 301 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,339 发生了情杀 302 00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:44,019 表面上就是 303 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,759 别说我拍马屁 夏先生 304 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,239 以你的样貌 305 00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:52,099 好过那个私家侦探上百倍 306 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:56,339 如果你太太真的要找外遇的话 307 00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:59,339 也要找个英俊一点的 308 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:03,659 那你们要尽快为我找出真相 309 00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:04,659 我看你了 310 00:19:33,659 --> 00:19:35,059 很难找到破绽 311 00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:37,659 我就觉得有很多的疑点 312 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:39,819 如果朱骁这个家伙呢很出名 313 00:19:39,819 --> 00:19:41,819 你办事可要小心一点 314 00:19:41,819 --> 00:19:44,419 不然被他反咬一口啊 315 00:19:44,419 --> 00:19:45,819 那你就为完为了了 316 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,219 Yes Sir 317 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,099 还有记住啊 318 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,499 别再乱讲脏话了 319 00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:51,499 放心吧 长官 不会的 320 00:19:51,499 --> 00:19:53,899 下次见到这种长得像性器官的家伙 321 00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:56,019 我就不会再说话了 322 00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,579 为什么 323 00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:58,939 整个样子啊 324 00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:00,979 像个烂样 325 00:20:00,979 --> 00:20:03,299 烂样 不像我长官 326 00:20:03,299 --> 00:20:04,739 我觉得很像啊 327 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:05,059 用来到哪儿是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊是啊 328 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,299 是啊. 329 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,299 你声音好像不太开心啊 330 00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:39,019 没事 只是有点不舒服 331 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:41,319 我刚在附近接完课 332 00:20:41,319 --> 00:20:42,759 过来陪你吃饭吧 333 00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:45,099 不用了 我不想出去 334 00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:47,519 那我买点吃的要上来给你 335 00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:49,539 都说我不想出去了 336 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,419 你别那么啰嗦 337 00:20:50,419 --> 00:20:52,939 晚点我再给你电话吧 338 00:20:52,939 --> 00:21:07,179 怎么样 339 00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:08,779 萧先生 340 00:21:08,779 --> 00:21:11,819 怎么了 341 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,819 一个人躲在茶坠间闷闷不乐 342 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:15,139 是不是受什么委屈了 343 00:21:15,139 --> 00:21:17,499 不是 没有 344 00:21:17,499 --> 00:21:20,299 一个好的行政人员 345 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:22,499 应该知道下属需要些什么 346 00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:24,179 来我房间谈谈吧 347 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,299 好 348 00:21:25,299 --> 00:21:35,579 关门 349 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:43,879 坐 350 00:21:43,879 --> 00:21:49,979 现在很多人呢 351 00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:51,379 上班受的压力都很大 352 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:55,379 公司呢 有间别墅专门给员工怒假玩的 你可以预定啊 353 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,379 天娜姐她说不行啊 354 00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:02,379 我给你不就行了 355 00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:03,379 真的 356 00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:06,379 等会我叫人事部的凯蒂给你钥匙 357 00:22:06,379 --> 00:22:08,379 她会安排这个周末给你 358 00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:10,379 谢谢萧先生 359 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,379 你还是叫我周吧 360 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:16,379 不太好吧 361 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,379 你都把我叫老了 362 00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,299 从现在开始呢 363 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,019 你有什么事不用跟天娜说 364 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,099 你直接找我说就行了 365 00:22:27,099 --> 00:22:29,379 萧先生你真好啊 366 00:22:29,379 --> 00:22:31,539 这个周末玩得开心点 367 00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:33,219 我会的萧先生 368 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,739 我先出去了 369 00:22:35,739 --> 00:22:36,299 好 370 00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:37,099 看 371 00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:52,979 喂 怎么样 拍到没有 拍到没有 372 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:53,819 快 拍到了吗 373 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:53,819 快快 快 拍到什么 拍到没啊 374 00:23:21,619 --> 00:23:23,619 你在这儿 干什么呢 375 00:23:51,619 --> 00:23:53,619 你砸中了吗? 376 00:23:53,619 --> 00:23:55,619 妹妹 走 377 00:23:55,619 --> 00:23:57,619 小心那些狗身上有狮子 378 00:23:57,619 --> 00:23:59,619 你给我小心点 379 00:23:59,619 --> 00:24:01,619 你看到你不留情 380 00:24:02,619 --> 00:24:05,619 一个花盆想砸中我哪儿这么容易 381 00:24:05,619 --> 00:24:07,619 谁让你管现实 382 00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:11,619 狗仔队案一定是在偷拍他们 383 00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:12,619 头条啊 384 00:24:16,619 --> 00:24:17,619 老板 385 00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:18,619 人到期了没有? 386 00:24:18,619 --> 00:24:19,619 等你的指示 387 00:24:19,619 --> 00:24:21,779 王八蛋跟我跟得那么过瘾 388 00:24:21,779 --> 00:24:24,099 未必是跟你 说不定是跟我呢 389 00:24:24,099 --> 00:24:26,219 不用留情 我从后门走 390 00:24:26,219 --> 00:24:26,939 是 知道 391 00:24:26,939 --> 00:24:28,939 谢谢 392 00:24:28,939 --> 00:24:32,859 他好像叫人来打狗啊 393 00:24:32,859 --> 00:24:34,779 打什么狗啊 394 00:24:34,779 --> 00:24:37,619 狗仔啊 大记者啊 395 00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:39,179 喂 我们已经下班了 396 00:24:39,179 --> 00:24:41,619 下了班也是警察啊 397 00:24:41,619 --> 00:24:44,619 喝东西吧 别管了 398 00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:48,859 动手 399 00:24:48,859 --> 00:24:50,299 大哥大大 400 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:53,519 大哥大大 快去快去 401 00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:56,859 快过来 快过来 402 00:24:56,859 --> 00:25:10,859 你不是大哥大的?不是大哥大的?不是大哥大的?快点拍照!干嘛!是打人?打!打!打! 打!谁那么报信的?不说黑警笼啊!坐手!警察! 403 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:56,839 耶 哇 好帅啊 哇 好身手啊 不错 我从小就身手不凡 但是你现在正在流血啊 哪啊 那是流汗啊 啊 喂 你怎么样 没事 你真帅啊 喂 我流血你的不问候 我也很帅的啊 你呢 要么说脏话 要么啰啰嗦嗦 404 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,859 你不张嘴会不会口臭啊 405 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,859 喂 你们有谁需要去医院的 406 00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:03,859 我 407 00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:04,859 不用了 不用了 408 00:26:04,859 --> 00:26:05,859 怎么样 你没事吧 409 00:26:05,859 --> 00:26:06,859 我 410 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:08,859 你呢 要不要送你去医院啊 411 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,859 哎 看在你为我挨打的份上 412 00:26:10,859 --> 00:26:12,859 我陪你去医院 413 00:26:12,859 --> 00:26:13,859 那本人可真狠 414 00:26:14,859 --> 00:26:15,859 谢谢 415 00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:45,859 好 来 来 416 00:26:45,859 --> 00:26:47,859 有眼无珠嘛 珠都没了 417 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,619 我的程度好歹说出来怕吓坏了你 418 00:26:51,619 --> 00:26:53,859 当年除了盲银和上官凌凤 419 00:26:53,859 --> 00:26:55,359 没认识我的对手 420 00:26:56,559 --> 00:26:59,159 你那么棒啊 就不会受伤挂彩了 421 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,859 你有没有听说过暗算啊 422 00:27:02,099 --> 00:27:04,859 黄飞红当年都被时间弄瞎了眼睛 423 00:27:05,019 --> 00:27:06,059 那就叫暗算 424 00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:07,859 暗算 狗屁啊 425 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:11,359 娜娜娜 我哥哥的身手呢 的确是不错 426 00:27:11,659 --> 00:27:13,959 不过呢 为人太大意 顾前不顾后 427 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:15,559 才遭人从后面暗算的啊 428 00:27:15,559 --> 00:27:17,679 妹妹 你说我身手不错就算了 429 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,279 后面那堆废话说来干什么的 430 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:20,799 再重说一次 哥哥怎么样 431 00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:22,999 哥哥的身手的确是不错 432 00:27:22,999 --> 00:27:26,239 你算了吧 我还是决定跟你学习 433 00:27:26,239 --> 00:27:27,479 白费劲 434 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,119 好了 我们去换衣服 好 435 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,839 换衣服应该蛮好看的哦 436 00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:36,239 直拳 勾拳 双拳 437 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,799 好 联系三次 438 00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:42,239 好 手伸直 转身 439 00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:45,719 花拳秀腿的有什么用吗 440 00:27:45,719 --> 00:27:47,199 枪发好就行了 441 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:48,359 列什么拳呢 442 00:27:51,439 --> 00:27:54,199 转身 四拳 连打四拳 443 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:57,439 好 再来 看着右手 十点剑 444 00:27:57,439 --> 00:28:00,799 一 二 三 好 再来 445 00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:06,359 喂 哥 哥 446 00:28:08,239 --> 00:28:11,399 你不是说人家花拳秀腿没杀伤力吗 447 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,119 现在看起来好像很疼啊 448 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,119 我不是疼啊 449 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,119 你没事吧 450 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,119 我借你动作那么难堪 451 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,119 我喝倒彩啊 452 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,119 我喝倒彩 453 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,119 喝倒彩 454 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,119 你自己小心啊 455 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,119 我们继续练啊 456 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,119 我走远点吧 457 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:32,119 来 使劲 458 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,119 一 二 使劲 459 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,119 小祖宗差点给打进去啊 460 00:28:38,119 --> 00:28:39,119 弄出来才行 461 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,339 弄出来 462 00:28:41,339 --> 00:28:47,959 因为女人天生的体力是比不上男人的 463 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:51,119 学自卫术就可以出其不意的 464 00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:53,979 让对方暂时失去了进攻的能力 465 00:28:53,979 --> 00:28:56,799 你就有机会脱身找警察帮忙 466 00:28:56,799 --> 00:29:00,399 要是你图胜好强那就危险了 467 00:29:00,399 --> 00:29:02,179 我明白了 468 00:29:02,179 --> 00:29:04,079 你明白什么了 469 00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:06,419 还不是看了武侠片看坏了脑子了 470 00:29:06,419 --> 00:29:08,859 女人再练也不是男人的对手 471 00:29:08,859 --> 00:29:11,679 体力呢可能不够 472 00:29:11,679 --> 00:29:13,439 但是论智力 473 00:29:13,439 --> 00:29:17,079 你又有多少智力啊 474 00:29:17,079 --> 00:29:19,519 不如我问你一道智力问题 475 00:29:19,519 --> 00:29:21,899 郑重下怀 476 00:29:21,899 --> 00:29:22,699 你问 477 00:29:22,699 --> 00:29:27,179 我把一只活生生的鸡和一只站着的鹅一起放进冰箱 478 00:29:27,179 --> 00:29:29,519 三天之后我把它们拿出来 479 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,859 为什么鸡冻死了而鹅却没事呢 480 00:29:36,619 --> 00:29:38,579 那只鹅活活打死那只鸡 481 00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:45,499 进冰箱之前那只鸡有禽流感 482 00:29:45,499 --> 00:29:47,199 最近禽流感那么流行 483 00:29:47,199 --> 00:29:47,639 对不对 484 00:29:47,639 --> 00:29:49,219 你才有禽流感 485 00:29:49,219 --> 00:29:55,519 那只鹅怎么了 486 00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:56,539 那只鹅怎么了 487 00:29:56,539 --> 00:29:58,419 我不相信有第二个理由 488 00:29:58,419 --> 00:30:02,159 说了是站着的鹅不就是南极企鹅吗 489 00:30:02,159 --> 00:30:02,919 傻瓜 490 00:30:02,919 --> 00:30:04,919 我真是不错了 491 00:30:12,919 --> 00:30:15,919 捉字眼有什么了不起的 492 00:30:15,919 --> 00:30:18,919 你最多只是个会捉字眼的女人 493 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:20,919 这与智商扯不上边 494 00:30:24,919 --> 00:30:26,919 女客 婷婷 495 00:30:26,919 --> 00:30:27,919 婷婷 496 00:30:28,919 --> 00:30:31,919 这个周末我们公司烧烤派对落实了 497 00:30:31,919 --> 00:30:36,359 是啊 有我和Ray 卡门 超人 还有你 498 00:30:36,359 --> 00:30:38,139 到时你带男朋友来吧 499 00:30:38,139 --> 00:30:40,059 我还没有男朋友 500 00:30:40,059 --> 00:30:42,859 随便拉一个吧 不然你会很闷的 501 00:30:42,859 --> 00:30:47,419 这怎么随便呢 我考虑一下再给你电话 拜 502 00:30:47,419 --> 00:30:54,219 你干嘛看着我 你别想啊 503 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:58,319 我可不是随便的 我家里管得很严的 504 00:30:58,319 --> 00:31:00,399 我不能跟陌生女孩子出去逛街的 505 00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:02,559 除非有钱收 506 00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:05,559 你想得美 507 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,979 换衣服 508 00:31:07,979 --> 00:31:12,179 真毒 专打疼的地方 专打人要害 509 00:31:12,179 --> 00:31:17,079 不对 让他这么一敲 510 00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:22,419 小祖宗也不疼了 打回正位上了 511 00:31:22,419 --> 00:31:25,739 念的你有功了 我今天陪你去一次 512 00:31:25,739 --> 00:31:31,879 我说我比上官凌峰还厉害你又不信 513 00:31:31,879 --> 00:31:34,159 不然93年怎么夺这条金腰带 514 00:31:34,159 --> 00:32:04,159 你怎么这么快啊 515 00:32:04,159 --> 00:32:34,159 我先走 516 00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:39,159 我一个人提东西 真是岂有此理啊 简直欺人太甚了 517 00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:56,159 一个人烤那么多 我们就不用烤了 吃你烤的不就行了 518 00:32:56,159 --> 00:33:01,159 那怎么行 你呢 我还给你分条肠子 其他人都没份了 519 00:33:01,159 --> 00:33:04,159 这点东西我一个人吃也不够呢 520 00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:05,159 什么 521 00:33:05,159 --> 00:33:08,159 但是听说你还没给钱呢 522 00:33:08,159 --> 00:33:11,159 听说是吧 其实已经给了吧 523 00:33:11,159 --> 00:33:12,159 没有 524 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:15,159 其实不是不给 是我腾不住手来 525 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,159 等会再给 526 00:33:19,159 --> 00:33:20,159 过来拿东西吃了 527 00:33:20,159 --> 00:33:22,159 有人吃好了 可以吃了 528 00:33:23,159 --> 00:33:25,159 给我留个肠子 529 00:33:25,159 --> 00:33:26,159 留个肠子给我 530 00:33:26,159 --> 00:33:28,159 别抢 留个肠子 531 00:33:28,159 --> 00:33:30,159 不行 532 00:33:30,159 --> 00:33:31,159 不行 533 00:33:36,159 --> 00:33:38,159 给我溜串鱼蛋行吗 534 00:33:38,159 --> 00:33:39,159 肠子也行 535 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:48,159 算了算了 536 00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:49,159 撑死你们 537 00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:56,159 阿贵你让一让 538 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,159 这什么 539 00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:58,159 不知道 540 00:33:58,159 --> 00:34:00,159 你怎么会有点好呢? 541 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:35,159 别弄了 542 00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:28,139 请不吝点赞 订阅 转发 打赏支持明镜与点点栏目 543 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:58,159 我去哪儿 544 00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:13,159 不如别看了 545 00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:16,139 对对对对不看不好看了 546 00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:17,039 很好看 547 00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:21,439 菲菲好棒 548 00:36:21,439 --> 00:36:23,199 菲菲是很棒 549 00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:24,199 她是很棒 550 00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:25,199 她挺棒的 551 00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:27,299 很久没试过这么考分了 552 00:36:27,299 --> 00:36:33,639 不如不如什么 553 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:36,719 进房吧 554 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,419 好 进房 555 00:36:38,419 --> 00:36:38,419 好 那就来来来来来来来来来来来来来 556 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,299 我... 557 00:37:27,299 --> 00:37:57,279 中文字幕志愿者 李宗盛 558 00:37:57,299 --> 00:38:27,279 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 559 00:38:57,299 --> 00:39:27,279 Zither Harp 560 00:39:27,299 --> 00:39:57,299 我愛你,愛 561 00:39:57,299 --> 00:40:27,299 我怕你 562 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:57,299 停停 萧姐娘 怎么样周末玩得开心吗 好开心啊 捡了鸭就要努力工作了 知道了 我会努力的 对了 下午呢快送来一套广告片 我向你给我点意见 好啊 咦 怎么还没有画面啊 就快有了 咦 怎么还没有画面啊 就快有了 咦 咦 咦 咦 咦 � 563 00:40:57,299 --> 00:41:00,459 你放松自己 564 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:07,599 是不是觉得很舒服 565 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:11,219 开始觉得有点疲倦 566 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:17,519 疲倦就闭上眼睛 567 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,299 不要看了 568 00:41:19,299 --> 00:41:25,059 现在你全身都很松弛 569 00:41:25,059 --> 00:41:27,619 非常松弛 570 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:31,459 你会觉得很舒服 571 00:41:31,459 --> 00:41:34,679 开始放松你的铜皮 572 00:41:34,679 --> 00:41:37,679 放松你的肩膀 573 00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:40,879 放松你的双手 574 00:41:40,879 --> 00:41:44,059 没人会伤害你 575 00:41:44,059 --> 00:41:45,819 你只要听我说 576 00:41:45,819 --> 00:41:49,039 一切都没问题 577 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:52,019 一切都没问题 578 00:41:52,019 --> 00:41:56,459 你现在就在深层睡眠 579 00:41:56,459 --> 00:42:00,019 以后你只要听到我说 580 00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,459 是我 581 00:42:01,459 --> 00:42:05,659 你就会完全服从我 582 00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:08,019 你明白吗 583 00:42:08,019 --> 00:42:14,039 现在你从一数到十 584 00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:15,939 你就可以醒过来 585 00:42:15,939 --> 00:42:18,119 醒来之后 586 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,819 你左眼会有点痒 587 00:42:20,819 --> 00:42:38,779 一 二 三 四 五 六 七 八 九 十 588 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,419 怎么还没有画面 萧信人 589 00:42:49,419 --> 00:42:51,899 我想也许是他们送错了吧 590 00:42:51,899 --> 00:42:53,139 我再催催他们 591 00:42:53,139 --> 00:42:54,579 你去做事吧 592 00:42:54,579 --> 00:42:55,979 好 我先出去了 小心人 593 00:43:11,259 --> 00:43:12,499 那我快下班了 594 00:43:12,499 --> 00:43:13,419 你先回家煮饭 595 00:43:13,419 --> 00:43:15,259 我买菜回来啊 596 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,259 婷婷 是我 597 00:43:17,259 --> 00:43:22,259 跟我来 598 00:43:22,259 --> 00:43:27,259 天宁 你今天想吃什么菜 599 00:43:27,259 --> 00:43:32,259 喂 天宁 天宁 喂 600 00:43:32,259 --> 00:43:37,259 喂 天宁 601 00:43:42,259 --> 00:43:46,259 哇 这里好漂亮啊 602 00:43:46,259 --> 00:43:47,699 好漂亮 603 00:43:47,699 --> 00:43:51,419 怎么样 觉得我们的蜜月别墅漂亮吗 604 00:43:51,419 --> 00:43:51,999 好漂亮 605 00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:56,259 不可惜 今天空调坏了 很热啊 606 00:43:56,259 --> 00:44:00,259 是啊 真的好热啊 607 00:44:00,259 --> 00:44:05,259 对 我看你满身大汗 你先去洗个澡吧 608 00:44:05,259 --> 00:44:07,439 好 我先去洗澡 609 00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,419 你干什么 610 00:44:10,419 --> 00:44:11,759 脱衣服洗澡 611 00:44:11,759 --> 00:44:15,419 不用 你已经脱掉衣服了 612 00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:17,579 只是还没有脱裙子嘛 613 00:44:17,579 --> 00:44:19,939 你脱下裙子就可以洗澡了 614 00:44:19,939 --> 00:44:20,899 是 615 00:44:20,899 --> 00:44:21,899 是 616 00:44:50,899 --> 00:45:20,879 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 617 00:45:20,899 --> 00:45:22,459 你不怕你 618 00:45:50,899 --> 00:46:20,879 请不吝点赞 订阅 转发 打赏支持明镜与点点栏目 619 00:46:20,899 --> 00:46:22,899 七 八 620 00:46:30,899 --> 00:46:31,899 又怎么了 621 00:46:31,899 --> 00:46:33,899 你这个混蛋 有爱子还搞我 622 00:46:33,899 --> 00:46:34,899 你说什么 623 00:46:34,899 --> 00:46:35,899 说什么 624 00:46:35,899 --> 00:46:38,899 我去宴席 撑阳心反应 625 00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:40,899 一定是你从美国惹回来的 626 00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:41,899 不可能 627 00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:43,899 是不是你跟其他男人或者是 628 00:46:43,899 --> 00:46:46,899 到底是什么你还说这种话 629 00:46:46,899 --> 00:46:47,899 你是不是人啊 630 00:46:47,899 --> 00:46:48,899 你冷静点 冷静点 631 00:46:48,899 --> 00:46:49,899 坐下来 632 00:46:56,259 --> 00:46:57,739 我现在怎么办啊 633 00:46:59,659 --> 00:47:02,539 阳性反应呢 可能只是带军者 634 00:47:03,659 --> 00:47:05,139 医生也是这么说 635 00:47:05,459 --> 00:47:07,859 那就行了 不一定会病发吗 636 00:47:09,139 --> 00:47:13,379 你不说 我不说 没人会知道的 637 00:47:16,299 --> 00:47:17,739 那你有没有去检查 638 00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:22,059 我会去检查 639 00:47:22,059 --> 00:47:24,819 我要和你结婚 640 00:47:24,819 --> 00:47:27,819 好主意 641 00:47:27,819 --> 00:47:31,299 等我和我老婆的事情过去之后 642 00:47:31,299 --> 00:47:33,319 我接管了她所有的生意 643 00:47:33,319 --> 00:47:35,479 到时候我们去拉斯维加斯结婚 644 00:47:35,479 --> 00:47:40,339 你知道我爱你 645 00:47:40,339 --> 00:47:42,979 你拿我的付属卡 646 00:47:42,979 --> 00:47:44,599 去买东西散散心 647 00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:45,739 OK 648 00:47:45,739 --> 00:47:48,359 你别对不起我 649 00:47:48,359 --> 00:47:49,939 我不会放过你的 650 00:47:49,939 --> 00:47:53,059 怎么会呢 651 00:47:53,059 --> 00:47:54,639 请半天假去购物 652 00:47:54,639 --> 00:48:05,079 你们的婚前检查报告已经有结果了 653 00:48:05,079 --> 00:48:06,379 瑞辰 陈先生 654 00:48:06,379 --> 00:48:08,539 你一切正常 没问题 655 00:48:08,539 --> 00:48:10,599 至于蒋小姐 656 00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:14,159 什么事啊 657 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,159 你对艾滋病测试呈阳性反应 658 00:48:17,159 --> 00:48:18,999 不可能的 659 00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:20,619 我一直都只有瑞一个男朋友 660 00:48:20,619 --> 00:48:24,159 那你们试过捐血或者接受捐血呢 661 00:48:24,159 --> 00:48:26,699 没有医生 我没有 真的没有 662 00:48:26,699 --> 00:48:30,039 那我又没有医生 663 00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:31,859 在这个报告里你没有 664 00:48:31,859 --> 00:48:33,459 瑞你相信我 665 00:48:33,459 --> 00:48:34,959 我真的只有你一个男朋友 666 00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:36,199 没有做过对不起你的事 667 00:48:36,199 --> 00:48:37,499 那你怎么会有艾滋病呢 668 00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,079 我怎么知道 是他们弄错 669 00:48:39,079 --> 00:48:40,499 这样吧 两位 670 00:48:40,499 --> 00:48:42,419 我建议你们再去抽血 671 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:43,379 再让我欢迎一次 672 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:45,259 我还会相信你 673 00:48:45,259 --> 00:48:46,579 任我们走去别的地方验 674 00:48:46,579 --> 00:48:47,219 婷婷啊 675 00:48:47,219 --> 00:48:49,579 走啊 去别的地方验 676 00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:51,659 婷婷不是她验的 是幻眼所验的 677 00:48:51,659 --> 00:48:52,939 去别的地方验呢 678 00:48:52,939 --> 00:48:53,299 婷婷 679 00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:54,299 走啊 680 00:48:54,299 --> 00:49:00,259 我想她是一时冲动而已 681 00:49:00,259 --> 00:49:01,659 她还爱你的 682 00:49:01,659 --> 00:49:03,459 Yuki 683 00:49:03,459 --> 00:49:05,879 我从没捐过血 684 00:49:05,879 --> 00:49:07,299 也没输过血 685 00:49:07,299 --> 00:49:09,499 连针都没打过的 686 00:49:09,499 --> 00:49:11,259 怎么会这样 687 00:49:11,259 --> 00:49:14,099 其实我也觉得有点奇怪 688 00:49:14,099 --> 00:49:19,259 我不甘心啊 689 00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:24,319 放心吧 我们是好姐妹 690 00:49:24,319 --> 00:49:27,159 我一定会帮你 查个水落石出 好吗 691 00:49:27,159 --> 00:49:28,259 别哭了 692 00:49:34,259 --> 00:49:36,259 我今天怎么这么大火啊 693 00:49:36,259 --> 00:49:40,259 我的姐妹蒙首不白之缘 福也有火 694 00:49:40,259 --> 00:49:42,259 快脱了快买 695 00:49:42,259 --> 00:49:44,259 不要 696 00:49:48,259 --> 00:49:50,259 我痛 697 00:49:50,259 --> 00:49:52,259 头盔也退掉 698 00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:54,259 谁叫你要去泡妞的 699 00:49:54,259 --> 00:49:56,259 当然要被人打了 700 00:50:00,259 --> 00:50:02,259 那真是应了一句成语了 701 00:50:02,259 --> 00:50:04,259 自作自受自己找的 702 00:50:04,259 --> 00:50:06,259 喂 703 00:50:06,259 --> 00:50:08,259 别 704 00:50:08,259 --> 00:50:38,259 我被 被 705 00:50:38,259 --> 00:50:40,719 他跟我说那天晚上的记忆很模糊 706 00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:42,439 很多东西都记不起来了 707 00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:44,279 还有有几个钟头的时间 708 00:50:44,279 --> 00:50:45,779 好像不属于自己的 709 00:50:45,779 --> 00:50:47,779 这听起来真的挺可疑的 710 00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:49,259 叫他看医生去 711 00:50:49,259 --> 00:50:52,459 他已经看过几个医生了 712 00:50:52,459 --> 00:50:55,019 我有个做心理医生的朋友 713 00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:56,699 他懂得催眠术 714 00:50:56,699 --> 00:51:00,399 他可以引导病人说出一些压抑在心里的 715 00:51:00,399 --> 00:51:02,639 过去发生过的那些记忆 716 00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:05,579 说不定他可以帮助婷婷 717 00:51:05,579 --> 00:51:07,299 说出来那天晚上 718 00:51:07,299 --> 00:51:09,039 到底发生过什么事情 719 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:11,359 我赞成 我去联络他 720 00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:14,859 很快 721 00:51:14,859 --> 00:51:24,379 婷婷 722 00:51:24,379 --> 00:51:28,559 现在从你的头皮开始放松 723 00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:32,539 然后是耳朵 眼睛 724 00:51:32,539 --> 00:51:35,539 你现在的眼皮 725 00:51:35,539 --> 00:51:37,379 是不是觉得很重 726 00:51:37,379 --> 00:51:38,159 很倔 727 00:51:38,159 --> 00:51:39,519 很累 728 00:51:39,519 --> 00:51:42,059 是啊 729 00:51:42,059 --> 00:51:45,899 现在你的左右手 730 00:51:45,899 --> 00:51:47,779 你的肩膀 731 00:51:47,779 --> 00:51:49,379 你的腰 732 00:51:49,379 --> 00:51:51,499 你的左腿 733 00:51:51,499 --> 00:51:52,419 右腿 734 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:54,639 全部都放松 735 00:51:54,639 --> 00:51:59,379 脚底也放松了 736 00:51:59,379 --> 00:52:01,699 你现在 737 00:52:01,699 --> 00:52:07,079 已进入一个很深层的睡眠状态 738 00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:12,279 你的呼吸是好长 739 00:52:12,279 --> 00:52:16,119 好长 好长 740 00:52:16,119 --> 00:52:19,859 那么今年12月的3号 741 00:52:19,859 --> 00:52:21,699 你在哪儿啊 742 00:52:21,699 --> 00:52:23,119 上班 743 00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:25,699 上班 发生了什么事啊 744 00:52:26,459 --> 00:52:29,499 老板让我看了一个广告 745 00:52:29,499 --> 00:52:32,499 那个广告好不好看啊 746 00:52:32,499 --> 00:52:35,499 看不到啊 747 00:52:35,499 --> 00:52:38,719 只看到一些数目字 748 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:43,499 那么下了班之后又去哪了 749 00:52:43,499 --> 00:52:45,099 下班 750 00:52:45,099 --> 00:52:47,999 下班 751 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:50,399 下班 752 00:52:50,399 --> 00:52:58,399 停定 停定 停定 停定 停定 753 00:52:58,399 --> 00:52:58,399 病病 754 00:53:20,399 --> 00:53:23,639 这件案子太抽象了 755 00:53:23,639 --> 00:53:25,079 我真不知道如何处理 756 00:53:25,079 --> 00:53:28,799 可能是她老板把她催眠 757 00:53:28,799 --> 00:53:30,779 然后再强奸她 758 00:53:30,779 --> 00:53:32,699 她就感染了艾滋病毒 759 00:53:32,699 --> 00:53:34,519 这些全都是假设 760 00:53:34,519 --> 00:53:36,899 没有证据很难办的 761 00:53:36,899 --> 00:53:39,039 婷婷已经不记得 762 00:53:39,039 --> 00:53:40,299 自己是不是被强奸过 763 00:53:40,299 --> 00:53:43,399 老板让她看广告片也很正常啊 764 00:53:43,399 --> 00:53:46,399 可惜事情隔得太久了 765 00:53:46,399 --> 00:53:49,639 婷婷的体内已经没有了她的精业了 766 00:53:49,639 --> 00:53:51,919 抓他去做艾滋病测试不就行了 767 00:53:51,919 --> 00:53:53,919 小姐 768 00:53:53,919 --> 00:53:56,599 香港有人权有隐私权的 769 00:53:56,599 --> 00:53:59,619 除非你让他强奸套取证据 770 00:53:59,619 --> 00:54:00,759 这样还有点机会 771 00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:03,159 就算验出他有艾滋病 772 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:05,639 也不能一口咬定是他干的 773 00:54:06,399 --> 00:54:08,219 全香港不止他一个人有艾滋病 774 00:54:08,219 --> 00:54:09,879 那就没办法了 775 00:54:09,879 --> 00:54:11,799 不对 我可以开一个档案 776 00:54:11,799 --> 00:54:13,959 上次我已经觉得 777 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:16,259 他的老婆的死有很多可疑的地方 778 00:54:16,259 --> 00:54:18,599 我要把这两宗案 779 00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:20,599 当作相关的案件来处理 780 00:54:21,839 --> 00:54:23,839 我要摸清是周霄的底细 781 00:54:25,879 --> 00:54:27,599 对了 你的朋友怎么样了 782 00:54:29,479 --> 00:54:31,159 没事了 已经回家休息了 783 00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:35,159 喂 784 00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:36,879 是我 785 00:54:36,879 --> 00:54:38,879 我会想到你了。 786 00:55:06,879 --> 00:55:36,859 中文字幕志愿者 李宗盛 787 00:55:36,879 --> 00:55:43,759 别这样了 788 00:55:43,759 --> 00:55:46,279 人已经死了 789 00:55:46,279 --> 00:55:47,399 你也没办法了 790 00:55:47,399 --> 00:55:51,059 我一定要为婷婷报仇 791 00:55:51,059 --> 00:55:52,779 你别乱来啊 792 00:55:52,779 --> 00:55:53,599 无正无据的 793 00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:56,539 我现在已经掌握到了一些证据 794 00:55:56,539 --> 00:55:58,359 证明这个家伙呢 795 00:55:58,359 --> 00:55:59,839 曾经获得催眠学的学位 796 00:55:59,839 --> 00:56:01,319 而且呢 797 00:56:01,319 --> 00:56:02,379 曾经被人控告 798 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:03,959 利用催眠来强奸 799 00:56:03,959 --> 00:56:05,639 只可惜证据不足 800 00:56:05,639 --> 00:56:06,319 没告成 801 00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:09,279 一定是他用催眠术害死婷婷的 802 00:56:09,279 --> 00:56:10,539 有可能 803 00:56:10,539 --> 00:56:12,139 但是我们没有证据 804 00:56:12,139 --> 00:56:14,519 难道就要他消耗法外 805 00:56:14,519 --> 00:56:16,279 放心吧 806 00:56:16,279 --> 00:56:18,399 这种人呢 沉迷犯罪 807 00:56:18,399 --> 00:56:19,519 不会就此罢休的 808 00:56:19,519 --> 00:56:20,639 但还会再犯的 809 00:56:20,639 --> 00:56:22,239 等他露出马脚吧 810 00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,139 这个人一定是心理变态 811 00:56:24,139 --> 00:56:26,159 他把自己当成了神 812 00:56:26,159 --> 00:56:28,119 以为可以主宰一切 813 00:56:28,119 --> 00:56:29,379 摆布任何的东西 814 00:56:29,379 --> 00:56:32,299 所以呢 他肯定会再出手的 815 00:56:32,299 --> 00:56:33,799 只是不知道 816 00:56:33,799 --> 00:56:35,479 下一个对象会是谁呢 817 00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:37,799 我去 818 00:56:37,799 --> 00:56:43,019 你笑什么 819 00:56:43,019 --> 00:56:44,139 对不起 820 00:56:44,139 --> 00:56:46,899 我知道这个时候不应该笑 821 00:56:46,899 --> 00:56:48,739 可是呢 822 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:51,799 我怕那个周霄啊 823 00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:53,339 他见到你的时候啊 824 00:56:53,339 --> 00:56:55,099 就像我一样只会笑 825 00:56:55,099 --> 00:56:56,499 不会做了 826 00:56:56,499 --> 00:56:57,979 对不起啊 827 00:56:57,979 --> 00:56:58,739 我不笑 828 00:56:58,739 --> 00:57:02,879 你觉得我不够漂亮吗 829 00:57:02,879 --> 00:57:03,819 你自己说的 830 00:57:03,819 --> 00:57:06,819 你以后不都别再找我 831 00:57:06,819 --> 00:57:07,619 喂 832 00:57:07,619 --> 00:57:10,819 喂 又凯 833 00:57:10,819 --> 00:57:13,019 我是开玩笑的 834 00:57:13,019 --> 00:57:14,419 喂 你很正点呢 835 00:57:14,419 --> 00:57:16,419 你正点给我注意 红欣 红欣欣 836 00:57:16,419 --> 00:57:18,819 连没良心的话都说了 837 00:57:18,819 --> 00:57:21,819 哥 你又失败了 838 00:57:21,819 --> 00:57:40,819 真的不太行啊 839 00:57:40,819 --> 00:57:45,819 怎么办呢 840 00:57:45,819 --> 00:57:54,259 非非姐 如果能像你这样就好了 841 00:57:54,259 --> 00:58:01,419 有办法 842 00:58:01,419 --> 00:58:03,419 你怎么办啊? 843 00:58:03,419 --> 00:58:05,419 我们想听你了 844 00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:11,419 等等 845 00:58:11,419 --> 00:58:13,419 在这个时候 846 00:58:13,419 --> 00:58:15,419 我们最需要的一种方法是要做的 847 00:58:15,419 --> 00:58:17,419 我们想听你了 848 00:58:17,419 --> 00:58:19,419 等等 849 00:58:19,419 --> 00:58:21,419 在这个时候 850 00:58:21,419 --> 00:58:23,419 我们最需要的方法是要做的 851 00:58:23,419 --> 00:58:25,419 我们想听你了 852 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,419 等等 853 00:58:27,419 --> 00:58:29,419 在这个时候 854 00:58:29,419 --> 00:58:32,499 在这个时候,我们最需要的就是防狼喷雾。 855 00:58:35,779 --> 00:58:40,939 有了防狼喷雾,像我这样的性感打扮,也无后果之忧了。喷!喷! 856 00:58:41,419 --> 00:58:44,499 看!行不行啊?没问题。 857 00:58:45,299 --> 00:58:47,979 不了不了。菲姐,菲姐,你演的真棒啊! 858 00:58:47,979 --> 00:58:50,859 导演,可不可以收工了?当然可以了。 859 00:58:51,259 --> 00:58:57,459 谢谢,给点。好,大家快点,把你这收工了。菲姐,拜拜。拜拜。 860 00:58:57,459 --> 00:59:01,419 菲姐 菲姐 861 00:59:01,419 --> 00:59:03,699 干嘛 要我签名啊 妳呢 862 00:59:03,699 --> 00:59:05,499 我不是要妳的签名 863 00:59:05,499 --> 00:59:07,459 妳是我的影迷啊 864 00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:09,019 我是妳的影迷 865 00:59:09,019 --> 00:59:11,139 有一次在妳厕偷拍到妳換衛生巾 866 00:59:11,139 --> 00:59:12,059 但是我沒登出來 867 00:59:12,059 --> 00:59:15,739 妳是狗仔 868 00:59:15,739 --> 00:59:18,059 現在不是了 869 00:59:18,059 --> 00:59:19,459 那恭喜妳了 870 00:59:20,179 --> 00:59:22,459 菲姐 我有事想求妳 871 00:59:23,139 --> 00:59:25,739 男人求我 天天都有 872 00:59:25,739 --> 00:59:27,899 女人求我还是新鲜事 873 00:59:27,899 --> 00:59:29,219 你想怎么样 874 00:59:29,219 --> 00:59:33,739 我那想你教我 875 00:59:33,739 --> 00:59:35,699 能像你这么性感 876 00:59:35,699 --> 00:59:41,019 这种事没得教的 877 00:59:41,019 --> 00:59:43,259 女人有的你有我有 878 00:59:43,259 --> 00:59:44,659 用得着教吗 879 00:59:44,659 --> 00:59:46,299 不是啊 880 00:59:46,299 --> 00:59:48,339 我的男朋友说我不够正点 881 00:59:48,339 --> 01:00:01,279 照我看你也可以很正点 882 01:00:01,279 --> 01:00:01,959 真的 883 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:05,619 其实性感是一种哲学 884 01:00:05,619 --> 01:00:08,439 只要抓到心里便会被认为性感 885 01:00:08,439 --> 01:00:10,679 那你能不能教我 886 01:00:10,679 --> 01:00:12,139 我有带钱不够 887 01:00:12,139 --> 01:00:13,939 我不知道够不够 888 01:00:13,939 --> 01:00:16,299 钱不是问题 889 01:00:16,299 --> 01:00:18,099 但是有件事 890 01:00:18,099 --> 01:00:19,559 你要听我的话行不行 891 01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:20,659 没问题 892 01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:21,959 没问题 893 01:00:21,959 --> 01:00:22,619 上车 894 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:28,739 如果你说的话是真的 895 01:00:28,739 --> 01:00:30,519 我会佩服你 896 01:00:30,519 --> 01:00:31,559 飞飞小姐 897 01:00:31,559 --> 01:00:33,019 我每一句话都是真的 898 01:00:33,019 --> 01:00:34,379 如果你肯教我 899 01:00:34,379 --> 01:00:35,439 我会很感激你的 900 01:00:35,439 --> 01:00:38,999 脱衣服 901 01:00:38,999 --> 01:00:43,439 你得让我看看你有多少本钱 902 01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:46,519 哦 903 01:00:46,519 --> 01:01:16,519 好嗎? 904 01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:46,499 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 905 01:02:46,519 --> 01:02:54,519 你真的有点问题啊 906 01:02:54,519 --> 01:02:57,319 难怪你男朋友觉得你不顾正点 907 01:02:57,319 --> 01:02:59,519 我有什么问题啊 908 01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:03,179 连衣服都不会脱 909 01:03:03,179 --> 01:03:06,519 你的内衣裤从小穿到现在啊 910 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,959 你根本捉不到男人的心理 911 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:12,159 各个男人都是好色的 912 01:03:12,159 --> 01:03:13,579 还要花什么心思 913 01:03:13,579 --> 01:03:17,359 如果像你这么想 914 01:03:17,359 --> 01:03:18,579 那就糟糕透了 915 01:03:18,579 --> 01:03:20,679 没有人会觉得你正点 916 01:03:20,679 --> 01:03:23,479 那现在怎么办 917 01:03:23,479 --> 01:03:25,659 难道要去龙兄 918 01:03:25,659 --> 01:03:28,439 问题不在这儿 919 01:03:28,439 --> 01:03:29,179 而是在这里 920 01:03:29,179 --> 01:03:38,039 不明白 921 01:03:38,039 --> 01:03:42,219 其实人类也是野兽 922 01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:43,099 有兽性 923 01:03:43,099 --> 01:03:45,019 寿星的遗传因子 924 01:03:45,019 --> 01:03:46,499 引发他们如何猎食 925 01:03:46,499 --> 01:03:47,859 如何传宗接代 926 01:03:47,859 --> 01:03:50,859 所以男人好色是天生的 927 01:03:50,859 --> 01:03:52,939 储满精子就要找女人放 928 01:03:52,939 --> 01:03:55,039 就算他们身体很累 929 01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:56,619 也很想干这种事 930 01:03:56,619 --> 01:03:59,399 有时候女人也会很想的 931 01:03:59,399 --> 01:04:00,819 这不是好色 932 01:04:00,819 --> 01:04:01,919 也不是贱 933 01:04:01,919 --> 01:04:03,559 而是生理需要 934 01:04:03,559 --> 01:04:07,939 为什么男人永远不满足 935 01:04:07,939 --> 01:04:10,019 自己的女人要出去鬼混呢 936 01:04:10,019 --> 01:04:11,959 还要看我演的戏 937 01:04:11,959 --> 01:04:13,959 其实问题很简单 938 01:04:13,959 --> 01:04:16,838 就是他们脑子里总觉得我好一点 939 01:04:16,838 --> 01:04:18,579 你要引诱男人 940 01:04:18,579 --> 01:04:20,079 不是要搞他的身 941 01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:21,499 而是要搞他的脑 942 01:04:21,499 --> 01:04:22,999 我有点明白了 943 01:04:22,999 --> 01:04:26,019 你要当自己是一件礼物 944 01:04:26,019 --> 01:04:27,279 用最好的礼盒 945 01:04:27,279 --> 01:04:28,639 花纸和丝带 946 01:04:28,639 --> 01:04:30,939 将自己包装得漂漂亮亮 947 01:04:30,939 --> 01:04:32,399 当它打开的时候 948 01:04:32,399 --> 01:04:33,539 就会觉得很兴奋 949 01:04:33,539 --> 01:04:34,659 爱不释手 950 01:04:34,659 --> 01:04:37,459 所以你现在最需要的 951 01:04:37,459 --> 01:04:39,539 就是一个哈佛卡和一个T杯 952 01:04:39,539 --> 01:04:41,939 听人家说穿T杯 953 01:04:41,939 --> 01:04:42,939 会长痔疮的 954 01:04:42,939 --> 01:04:48,099 说这种话的人嘴巴才长痔疮 955 01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:49,939 你要迷死男人吗 956 01:04:49,939 --> 01:04:53,419 就要让他觉得好像得到你 957 01:04:53,419 --> 01:04:55,318 但其实他还没有得到 958 01:04:55,318 --> 01:04:57,939 那挺难的 959 01:04:57,939 --> 01:05:02,059 欲拒还迎 若寄若离 960 01:05:02,059 --> 01:05:03,879 的确是很难的 961 01:05:03,879 --> 01:05:08,239 所以你找我教你是对的 962 01:05:08,239 --> 01:05:10,099 其实问题就在于 963 01:05:10,099 --> 01:05:13,899 正如女人摸男人的敏感部位 964 01:05:13,899 --> 01:05:15,639 如果太大力 965 01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:17,059 男人会觉得痛 966 01:05:17,059 --> 01:05:18,919 毫无兴奋的感觉 967 01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:21,119 但是如果力度适中 968 01:05:21,119 --> 01:05:22,799 他会觉得很兴奋 969 01:05:22,799 --> 01:05:26,699 那岂不是要学二三十年 970 01:05:26,699 --> 01:05:31,159 二三十年以后你我都老了 971 01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:32,839 所以呢 972 01:05:32,839 --> 01:05:35,639 我今晚就要教会你 973 01:05:35,639 --> 01:06:05,619 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 974 01:10:05,639 --> 01:10:35,619 我来你 975 01:10:35,639 --> 01:11:05,619 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 976 01:11:05,639 --> 01:11:19,439 各位对不起 我吃到了 977 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,639 他是谁? 978 01:11:37,639 --> 01:11:38,639 他是谁? 979 01:11:39,639 --> 01:11:40,639 他是新来的 980 01:11:45,639 --> 01:11:47,639 你好,我叫周肖 981 01:11:47,639 --> 01:11:50,639 肖先生是地产界鼎鼎大名的人物,有谁不知道? 982 01:11:55,639 --> 01:11:56,639 欢迎你加入 983 01:11:56,639 --> 01:11:57,639 谢谢 984 01:12:03,639 --> 01:12:04,639 嗨 985 01:12:04,639 --> 01:12:07,639 肖先生,你好,要喝什么?我帮你冲 986 01:12:07,639 --> 01:12:08,639 咖啡 谢谢 987 01:12:08,639 --> 01:12:09,639 好的 988 01:12:10,639 --> 01:12:12,639 我太不小心了 989 01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:21,639 对不起 我做错事 990 01:12:21,639 --> 01:12:23,639 你打我屁股吗 991 01:12:28,639 --> 01:12:30,639 不好意思 我太大意了 992 01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:32,639 没关系 你叫Yuki 993 01:12:32,639 --> 01:12:33,639 是啊 994 01:12:33,639 --> 01:12:34,639 你是公关部的 995 01:12:34,639 --> 01:12:36,639 我等一会把咖啡拿给你 996 01:12:36,639 --> 01:12:37,999 不要紧 我等你 997 01:12:37,999 --> 01:12:39,639 你这么忙 不用了 998 01:12:44,639 --> 01:12:45,639 你们好 999 01:12:45,639 --> 01:12:46,639 谢谢你们 1000 01:12:46,639 --> 01:12:47,639 好 你好 1001 01:12:47,639 --> 01:12:48,639 记得玩得开心 1002 01:12:48,639 --> 01:12:49,639 有什么不满意的 1003 01:12:49,639 --> 01:12:50,639 你记得要跟我说 1004 01:12:50,639 --> 01:12:52,639 行了 没关系 1005 01:12:52,639 --> 01:12:55,639 陈轩 陈太太 干杯 1006 01:13:01,639 --> 01:13:03,639 行了 不用说了 1007 01:13:03,639 --> 01:13:04,639 好 你请便 1008 01:13:04,639 --> 01:13:05,639 拜拜 1009 01:13:05,639 --> 01:13:07,639 喂,Yuki 1010 01:13:10,639 --> 01:13:12,639 好了,好了 1011 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:17,639 Joe,你的伙计好正点哪儿请回来的 1012 01:13:18,639 --> 01:13:20,639 我所有的伙计都很正点 1013 01:13:20,639 --> 01:13:23,639 天天上班想要点视觉享受才行 1014 01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:25,639 做生意我未必急得上你 1015 01:13:25,639 --> 01:13:28,639 但是说到享受我一定不会输给你 1016 01:13:28,639 --> 01:13:31,639 Joe,你真有本事 1017 01:13:31,639 --> 01:13:37,759 对不起 王先生 打扰你们 1018 01:13:37,759 --> 01:13:39,439 萧先生 我有事要跟你谈 1019 01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:42,099 不好意思 是非戏啊 1020 01:13:42,099 --> 01:13:49,719 怎么样 1021 01:13:49,719 --> 01:13:52,819 喂 你的爱将Yuki小姐 1022 01:13:52,819 --> 01:13:55,319 今晚打扮成这样 花枝招展 1023 01:13:55,319 --> 01:13:57,339 当自己什么人 女主人 1024 01:13:57,339 --> 01:13:58,959 你跟她搭上了 1025 01:13:58,959 --> 01:14:01,199 今天晚上来的这些客人呢 1026 01:14:01,199 --> 01:14:02,519 都是我公司的大客人 1027 01:14:02,519 --> 01:14:04,559 不能怠慢人家吗 1028 01:14:04,559 --> 01:14:06,239 不找个正经来怎么应付 1029 01:14:06,239 --> 01:14:08,399 你是我的人 能不能叫你去啊 1030 01:14:08,399 --> 01:14:11,759 你可别骗我 别忘了 1031 01:14:11,759 --> 01:14:13,739 你的事我全知道 1032 01:14:13,739 --> 01:14:16,199 我要是说出去 1033 01:14:16,199 --> 01:14:19,199 可有你好看的 1034 01:14:19,199 --> 01:14:23,199 谁叫我爱你呢 1035 01:14:23,199 --> 01:14:25,459 你全都知道了 1036 01:14:25,459 --> 01:14:26,839 我没什么隐瞒你的 1037 01:14:26,839 --> 01:14:28,119 你应该知道我对你怎么样 1038 01:14:28,119 --> 01:14:31,239 你敢骗我的话 1039 01:14:31,239 --> 01:14:33,239 你一定会后悔 1040 01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:36,279 行了 出去找我客人吧 1041 01:14:36,279 --> 01:14:37,119 也好 1042 01:14:37,119 --> 01:14:40,579 有人掉水里啊 1043 01:14:40,579 --> 01:14:42,859 出什么事了 1044 01:14:42,859 --> 01:14:46,119 你的美女不小心掉到泳池里去了 1045 01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:48,119 哈哈哈哈 1046 01:15:16,119 --> 01:15:46,099 小先生 其实我喜欢你很紧吧 1047 01:15:46,119 --> 01:15:47,119 我先走了 1048 01:16:16,119 --> 01:16:18,639 怎么办 这要怎么掉水里去了 1049 01:16:18,639 --> 01:16:19,959 是啊 怎么回事 1050 01:16:25,719 --> 01:16:26,559 我帮你点 1051 01:16:26,559 --> 01:16:28,559 你也要不然是你一样的事啊 1052 01:16:56,559 --> 01:17:01,719 一条很小很小的虫 1053 01:17:01,719 --> 01:17:07,399 一条虫有很多很多角 1054 01:17:07,399 --> 01:17:09,479 多到 1055 01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:15,279 你看到没有 1056 01:17:15,279 --> 01:17:16,879 看到 1057 01:17:16,879 --> 01:17:26,279 一二三四 1058 01:17:26,279 --> 01:17:34,279 六七八七六 1059 01:17:52,279 --> 01:17:54,279 没人可以威胁我 1060 01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:56,719 没有人 1061 01:17:56,719 --> 01:18:06,279 秀先生 你找我啊 1062 01:18:06,279 --> 01:18:08,558 嗯 1063 01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:10,839 谢谢你 1064 01:18:10,839 --> 01:18:15,598 你没事吧 1065 01:18:15,598 --> 01:18:17,359 嗯 没事了 1066 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:18,558 昨天晚上洗了热水澡 1067 01:18:18,558 --> 01:18:19,719 吃了药 好多了 1068 01:18:19,719 --> 01:18:22,239 不过天娜出事了是吗 1069 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:28,239 医院刚打电话来 说她去世了 1070 01:18:28,239 --> 01:18:31,078 但她昨天晚上还好好的 1071 01:18:31,078 --> 01:18:34,998 我真的很不开心 1072 01:18:34,998 --> 01:18:38,319 意外的事很难说 没人想发生 1073 01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:43,479 幸好公司有你 1074 01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:46,479 你放心 我会努力工作 1075 01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:49,998 对了 1076 01:18:49,999 --> 01:19:10,999 刚来了一个广告片,我想你给我点意见。老板给我看了一个广告片。你为什么发愣了?啊,啊,没事,没事。你过来,我放给你看。 1077 01:19:19,999 --> 01:19:21,999 走 1078 01:19:49,999 --> 01:19:51,999 是 1079 01:20:19,999 --> 01:20:22,759 只要你听我的话 1080 01:20:22,759 --> 01:20:25,319 一切都没问题 1081 01:20:25,319 --> 01:20:31,559 你现在很想 1082 01:20:31,559 --> 01:20:35,999 很想有人闻你 1083 01:20:35,999 --> 01:20:40,119 你身体里面很需要 1084 01:20:40,119 --> 01:20:42,879 你很热 1085 01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:47,999 你很想你最喜欢的男人拥抱你 1086 01:20:47,999 --> 01:20:50,519 抚摸你全身 1087 01:20:50,519 --> 01:20:55,959 你觉得你最喜欢的男人 1088 01:20:55,959 --> 01:20:58,199 应该开始摸你 1089 01:20:58,199 --> 01:21:02,279 你开始摸你的腿 1090 01:21:02,279 --> 01:21:04,779 慢慢 慢慢 1091 01:21:04,779 --> 01:21:08,519 你觉得很舒服 1092 01:21:08,519 --> 01:21:12,579 你需要他继续摸你全身 1093 01:21:12,579 --> 01:21:14,639 全身 1094 01:21:14,639 --> 01:21:35,639 喂 又凯亚天他死了 你别说那么多 现在过来接我 我有话要跟你说 萧先生 有个客来接我 我先走了 走了 1095 01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:56,339 你现在还能想 1096 01:21:56,339 --> 01:21:59,639 很想有人闻你 1097 01:21:59,639 --> 01:22:04,159 你身体里面很需要 1098 01:22:04,159 --> 01:22:05,159 我去吧 1099 01:22:34,159 --> 01:22:37,159 我和那个王八蛋催眠我 1100 01:22:37,159 --> 01:22:39,159 我现在好运带我回家 1101 01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:41,159 我我我我都带你回家 1102 01:22:41,159 --> 01:22:42,159 你这这不行 1103 01:22:42,159 --> 01:22:43,159 我去上车 1104 01:22:43,159 --> 01:22:44,159 先上车 1105 01:22:44,159 --> 01:22:45,159 先上车带你回家啊 1106 01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:46,159 先别亲我 1107 01:22:46,159 --> 01:22:47,159 快点 1108 01:22:47,159 --> 01:22:48,159 我受不了的 1109 01:22:49,159 --> 01:22:50,159 回家回家 1110 01:22:53,159 --> 01:22:54,159 这会儿不占点便宜 1111 01:22:55,159 --> 01:22:56,159 太浪费了 1112 01:23:10,399 --> 01:23:12,399 喘不过气了 回去再说 1113 01:23:12,399 --> 01:23:31,079 擦掉了 1114 01:23:31,079 --> 01:23:32,919 怎么样你啊 1115 01:23:32,919 --> 01:23:34,719 现在好多了 1116 01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:36,239 今晚真的很危险 1117 01:23:36,239 --> 01:23:37,519 放心吧 1118 01:23:37,519 --> 01:23:39,859 由我看着啊 没事的 1119 01:23:39,859 --> 01:23:41,299 你还好意思说 1120 01:23:41,299 --> 01:23:42,558 使劲吃牙豆腐 1121 01:23:42,558 --> 01:23:43,919 还说呢 1122 01:23:43,919 --> 01:23:45,339 要不是我看你份上 1123 01:23:45,339 --> 01:23:46,539 你以为我没吃亏啊 1124 01:23:46,539 --> 01:23:47,359 我告诉你啊 1125 01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:48,719 我还是处男呢 1126 01:23:48,719 --> 01:23:50,698 现在你以后怎么对我吧 1127 01:23:50,698 --> 01:23:52,299 你说啊 1128 01:23:52,299 --> 01:23:55,058 周霄经过今晚之后 1129 01:23:55,058 --> 01:23:56,058 一定有了戒心 1130 01:23:56,058 --> 01:23:58,698 他的催眠术真的厉害 1131 01:23:58,698 --> 01:24:00,419 说得好好的 1132 01:24:00,419 --> 01:24:01,479 要岔开话题 1133 01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:02,779 你别担心 1134 01:24:02,779 --> 01:24:04,399 我相信呢 1135 01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:06,118 他一定会栽一次的 1136 01:24:06,118 --> 01:24:07,039 天有眼嘛 1137 01:24:07,039 --> 01:24:09,979 我饿了 1138 01:24:09,979 --> 01:24:12,019 那我去买东西给你吃啊 1139 01:24:12,019 --> 01:24:14,719 但是我想吃很好吃的东西 1140 01:24:14,719 --> 01:24:15,039 放心 1141 01:24:15,039 --> 01:24:17,379 我这就开车去深圳二线不急 1142 01:24:17,379 --> 01:24:19,019 买好东西来给你吃 1143 01:24:19,019 --> 01:24:20,239 让你吃个痛快 1144 01:24:20,239 --> 01:24:20,559 怎么样 1145 01:24:20,559 --> 01:24:21,179 好 1146 01:24:21,179 --> 01:24:21,959 不过呢 1147 01:24:21,959 --> 01:24:23,999 刚才呢亲是亲了 1148 01:24:23,999 --> 01:24:25,239 就是没亲嘴 1149 01:24:25,239 --> 01:24:26,079 一事狗恋 1150 01:24:26,079 --> 01:24:27,159 不亲 1151 01:24:27,159 --> 01:24:28,939 买东西给你吃 1152 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,439 肚子饿不亲 1153 01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:31,719 买东西给你吃吗 1154 01:24:31,719 --> 01:24:33,519 肚子饿不亲我要吃东西 1155 01:24:33,519 --> 01:24:34,979 那一会儿亲啊 1156 01:24:34,979 --> 01:24:45,019 来考文 1157 01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:05,979 你怎么怎么样 1158 01:25:06,979 --> 01:25:11,139 串通女朋友设圈套捉我 牺牲好大啊 1159 01:25:12,099 --> 01:25:17,019 你这银贼 你禁锢警察 起码要坐二十年牢 1160 01:25:18,219 --> 01:25:26,019 坐牢 你知不知道我把你催眠之后 我可以令你觉得一辈子都在坐牢 1161 01:25:26,419 --> 01:25:30,539 你脑子有毛病啊 银贼 看个谁脑子有毛病 1162 01:25:32,939 --> 01:25:33,739 喂 你干什么 1163 01:25:33,739 --> 01:25:34,739 我来回来 1164 01:26:03,739 --> 01:26:07,899 当他没腹肌 你帮我找找他吧 拜拜 1165 01:26:13,259 --> 01:26:13,979 我回来了 1166 01:26:15,018 --> 01:26:16,138 你到哪儿去了 1167 01:26:17,339 --> 01:26:18,058 深圳呢 1168 01:26:19,219 --> 01:26:20,018 你来真的 1169 01:26:21,138 --> 01:26:23,779 那儿有一家店卖的水泄粥很出名的 1170 01:26:24,419 --> 01:26:25,819 所以要去深圳买 1171 01:26:27,138 --> 01:26:28,538 全都凉了 1172 01:26:29,459 --> 01:26:30,979 还可以 你先吃吧 1173 01:26:33,019 --> 01:26:36,579 我怕你悶 还买了一张DVD 现在播给你看 1174 01:26:39,179 --> 01:26:40,259 是什么来的啊 1175 01:26:40,539 --> 01:26:43,059 是喜剧之王周冰池眼的武当派头 1176 01:26:44,459 --> 01:26:45,659 拿上这套片子啊 1177 01:26:48,939 --> 01:26:52,779 我不看啊 我不看啊 我不看啊 1178 01:26:52,779 --> 01:27:18,038 主人 主人 你的公主来了 1179 01:27:22,779 --> 01:27:24,779 你真是想要死的? 1180 01:27:52,779 --> 01:27:55,779 你借了欺负 不如去死吧 1181 01:27:56,779 --> 01:27:58,779 不如去死了好啊 1182 01:28:00,779 --> 01:28:03,779 以后你在街上 这道大货车 1183 01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,779 就扑上去 让他撞死你 1184 01:28:07,779 --> 01:28:08,779 那就一了百了了 1185 01:28:09,779 --> 01:28:12,779 扑上去 一了百了 1186 01:28:13,779 --> 01:28:15,779 但你还不去 1187 01:28:17,779 --> 01:28:18,779 我去 1188 01:28:19,779 --> 01:28:21,779 你们俩带他去公路 1189 01:28:21,779 --> 01:28:22,779 扔一下他 1190 01:28:51,779 --> 01:29:21,759 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 1191 01:34:51,779 --> 01:34:52,779 我去吧 1192 01:35:05,779 --> 01:35:06,779 你想套我 1193 01:35:07,779 --> 01:35:09,779 还不是栽在我手上 1194 01:35:20,779 --> 01:35:22,259 你可真了不起啊 1195 01:35:22,259 --> 01:35:24,459 我哥哥失踪了几个小时 1196 01:35:24,459 --> 01:35:26,678 我就知道他一定出事了 1197 01:35:26,678 --> 01:35:29,138 好在在你家楼下刚好碰上他们出来 1198 01:35:29,138 --> 01:35:32,038 我们演技不错吧 1199 01:35:32,038 --> 01:35:33,058 你 1200 01:35:33,058 --> 01:35:37,839 你以为全世界只有你一个懂催眠术 1201 01:35:37,839 --> 01:35:40,719 我除了跟飞飞学习招式之外 1202 01:35:40,719 --> 01:35:42,379 还跟何医生学催眠术 1203 01:35:42,379 --> 01:35:44,979 你刚才太着迷我的身体 1204 01:35:44,979 --> 01:35:46,558 我掩用你的时候 1205 01:35:46,558 --> 01:35:47,959 你精神高度集中 1206 01:35:47,959 --> 01:35:49,499 被我反催眠了 1207 01:35:49,499 --> 01:36:04,499 自以为是聪明人 以为在搞我的妞儿 进来用一下 误误枕头你都搞 吓死刘 1208 01:36:04,499 --> 01:36:08,499 那又怎么样 你有什么证据指证我 1209 01:36:08,499 --> 01:36:16,499 好 你指使这两个王八蛋企图谋杀警务人员 你是主谋 1210 01:36:16,499 --> 01:36:19,499 恐怕你在有生之年都要在牢狱中度过 1211 01:36:33,499 --> 01:36:34,499 真是解气 1212 01:36:36,499 --> 01:36:39,499 对了 你刚才有没有被他那个 1213 01:36:39,499 --> 01:36:41,499 没有 坏东西 1214 01:36:41,499 --> 01:36:43,499 没有是吧 那还好 1215 01:36:43,499 --> 01:36:56,499 好 说真的 刚才你跳的那个舞啊 好性感啊 弄得我现在就想 等一会儿你能不能 你敢偷听啊 我一脚把你踢出去啊 滚看 1216 01:36:57,499 --> 01:37:03,499 你跳给我看 要光着身子啊 好不好嘛 1217 01:37:04,499 --> 01:37:06,499 一起死吧 1218 01:37:06,499 --> 01:37:36,479 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 1219 01:37:36,499 --> 01:38:01,279 优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive 73355

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