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What are you doing?
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I'm just cleaning up
my pride and joy.
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You know, every time I open
this little library,
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I find something
new and magical.
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Mm. There's a little spider
on Charlotte's Web.
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Ah, it's on me.
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Dave, with Grover
on his class trip,
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I took a peek at his application
for Oak Ridge Prep.
Mm-hmm.
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He had to write an essay
about a historical figure
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he'd like to have dinner with.
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He picked Wolverine.
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Nice.
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I mean, not-- not nice.
No.
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Oak Ridge Prep.
What, y'all win the lottery?
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I know.
We've gotten so spoiled.
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One of the perks
of being principal
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was Grover got free tuition.
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But he graduates
middle school this year.
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Free ride's over.
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Or... the free ride can continue
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in public high school.
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Yeah, but, you know, Grover
won't get the same education
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that he'd get
at a private school.
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Well, I went
to public school.
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So did Marty.
You know, the astrophysicist?
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Yeah! Yeah,
public school's great.
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We love public school.
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We'd send Grover to public
school in a heartbeat.
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We're just not going to.
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You know, it's your money,
do what you want, but...
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you might have to cut back
on the fancy coffee.
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Fancy?
Yeah.
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This isn't fancy.
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It's just a single origin,
fair trade
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shade-grown, half-caff frap.
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It's only seven dollars.
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And you drink two a day.
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So, let me see, 14 times 365...
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That's $5,110 a year.
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You just did that
in your head?
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Not bad for public school, huh?
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Wow, Calvin. Nice car.
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Isn't this the car that Trey got
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for sleeping with Miss Kim?
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Yeah, I bought it from him.
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Just got her fully detailed.
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Because God only knows
what they did in here.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Oh, come on, Pop.
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Look, just let me drive it
around the block.
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Yeah, I would love to let you
drive it, but I can't.
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Well, why not?
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Look, I let you
drive the car,
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you scrape it,
all right, I kill you...
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...your mother gets mad,
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we break up, I'm in jail,
and your mama's all alone.
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I just don't want
that on you, okay?
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Well, our weekend is shot.
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I just got
a text from my dad.
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"Hey, Bobby girl,
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"highway my great
grand Bobby,
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"finding to town turquoise.
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Noel."
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That's gibberish.
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It means, "Hey, baby girl,
how's my great grand-baby?
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Coming tomorrow."
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Huh. Impressive
translation, Mama,
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but what is "noel"?
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Eh, that's a new one.
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But it better not mean
that he and that woman
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are staying until Christmas.
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Ooh, is this about
the stepmother
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that Tina refuses to talk about?
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We are not talking
about that heifer.
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Oh, come on, Mama.
Loretta's not that bad.
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Yeah, and her oatmeal
cookies are the bomb.
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They are straight trash.
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See, Gemma, what happened was
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when Tina's mama died,
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her daddy got remarried a little
too quick for Tina's taste.
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A little? Ha! Five months.
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That woman took advantage
of my poor grieving father.
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He was lost and vulnerable
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and then she just swooped on in
with her little kitten heels
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and started bossing him around
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and redecorating
my mother's house.
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You know,
in all fairness to Loretta,
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taking that carpet
out the kitchen
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wasn't the worst idea.
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You know, I can't even
visit my father anymore
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because she's always over there.
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Well, she does
live there.
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Well, look
who's on Team Loretta.
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All right, I've crunched
the numbers
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and I believe we can afford
Grover's private school
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if we just cut our spending
by roughly ten percent.
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Okay, yeah,
we can do this.
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Look how much we'll save
if we cut out your fancy lattes
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and switch
to grocery store coffee.
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Yeah, okay, um...
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Well, look, here's
another easy one.
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Your wine club.
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Yeah...
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Well, as long as I'm drinking
grocery store coffee,
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you can make wine
in the bathtub.
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Okay.
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Let's stop taking this
personally and move on.
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Do we really need
all these streaming services?
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Yes. Next item.
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Dave. Come on.
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We're paying
for like ten.
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Like, like, what is this one?
Heist?
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Yes, Heist.
It's all the great heist movies.
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You know how much I love
putting a good team together
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for one last job.
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Do you love a good school
for your son?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Now, this is utilities,
car repairs, miscellaneous...
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Hold on, what's this?
What's this?
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What's this "salon"?
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Is that how much you pay
for a haircut?
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Well, it's not just a cut.
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I also get it colored.
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You do?
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Are you not blonde?
Well--
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I'm blonde-ish.
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Okay, well, fine.
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I guess we're going to the
grocery store for coffee, wine,
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DVDs and hair dye.
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Because we love
our son so much.
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Hey, remember how Grampa Otis
used to take us roller-skating?
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Oh, yeah, man.
He could skate backwards.
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Man, he was smooth.
He'd be smoking a menthol,
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holding a Colt 45
while doing the splits.
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And the man wouldn't
spill a drop.
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Daddy's home.
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Hey!
Grandpa.
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Hey, boy.
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How you doing?
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Let me get
that for you.
Hey, Calvin.
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What's going on?
Uh, Daddy...
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where's Loretta?
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Didn't you get my text?
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I told you "No L."
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Not "noel,"
no Loretta.
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I'm-a break this code.
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Well, Daddy,
w-where is she?
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Well, hell if I know.
What?
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I gave Loretta
her walking papers.
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You did?
I did.
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I'm a free man.
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Daddy!
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Otis, you're
looking good, man.
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Me?
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Well, I ain't looking
as half as smooth as you.
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Boy, you know
you're smooth
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as room temperature butter.
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My two cents?
You're even smoother than that.
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Like a dolphin.
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Daphne...
Oh...
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This is
your great grandfather.
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Yes, yes, look at my
great grand puddin'.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look, she's got my smile.
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And she's got my gums, look.
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Yeah, Grandpa, yeah,
she's got the family gums.
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Tina, your dad is so charming.
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So what happened to the heifer?
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Mm. He dumped her.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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How Gemma's hair's
not really blonde?
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What?
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He didn't know.
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You didn't?
How could you not?
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Look at her roots.
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Anyway...
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thanks to our new budget,
it's no more salon for me.
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Yeah, we're trying
to cut back on luxuries.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Haircare is not a luxury, Dave.
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It's a woman's God-given right.
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Well, I thought the same thing
about my streaming services,
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but those had to go, too.
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Whoa, whoa, now
that's crazy talk.
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You need your
streamers, Dave.
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Why? So you can keep mooching
off of Dave's passwords?
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Tina.
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So what I heard
was that, uh,
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you were engaged
to a Nigerian woman.
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Right.
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But you put a baby
in a Canadian woman.
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That is one way
to put it.
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And you're raising
the baby together.
Yes.
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But you're not
"together" together.
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No, no.
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So, my question is,
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who you getting busy with?
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Uh...
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Well, you know, I've been--
No, no one right now.
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No, no one.
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You know, I'm just--
I'm really busy.
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You know, like,
not getting busy,
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but just, like,
regular "busy" busy.
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"Busy" busy. Well, you know,
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I-I was never too busy
to get busy.
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Eh, Malcolm?
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Malcolm. I know my grandson.
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He's still having fun
with the ladies, right?
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Now, Grandpa,
you know how I do.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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So, uh, who's on your roster?
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Oh, uh, you know what?
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Nobody right now. Uh, I'm just--
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You know, I'm taking some time
to j-just work on myself.
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Ah, well, you got
to be careful with that.
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You touch yourself too much,
you end up with astigmatism.
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Come on, people, let's eat.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, that smells good.
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Oh, it's been too long since
I've had some fried chicken.
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That's right.
Why? I made it because
it's your favorite.
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Oh, Loretta wouldn't
let me have it.
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Eh, she was
too controlling.
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Always telling me what to eat,
what to wear.
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Oh, I-I couldn't
take it anymore.
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Mm. You know, she's got
a lot of nerve.
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You're a grown man.
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You can eat
whatever you want.
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Put that down.
Hey.
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I-I'm a grown man,
too, Tina.
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Yeah, you're a grown man
with high cholesterol.
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You get baked.
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What are you watching?
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C-SPAN.
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It's looking like Milwaukee's
gonna get a bridge.
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Are you trying
to make me feel bad
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about canceling
your streaming channels?
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No, not at all.
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Guess I'll go
read a book.
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You know, I'd be so screwed
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if I didn't have
my little library outside.
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Ooh. All right,
let's see what we got.
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No!
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Calvin.
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Uh... Otis? Damn.
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You all right?
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You need to change your drawers?
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No.
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W-What are you doing
sitting in the dark?
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Oh, uh, see you
finished the chicken.
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That's good.
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Well, I got to
fortify myself
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'cause tomorrow,
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I'm getting back out there
in them streets.
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Oh, yeah.
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00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:26,573
Gonna find me a fine, young
thing. Something in her 60s.
258
00:11:26,574 --> 00:11:29,143
Mm-hmm.
259
00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:32,981
Eh, with... with her
original hip.
260
00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:37,451
Well, you sure
rebound quick, man.
261
00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:39,053
Mm. Oh, yeah.
262
00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:40,855
I can't wait to get back
in the game, baby.
263
00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:44,492
Hey, man, so, uh...
264
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,294
you don't miss
Loretta at all?
265
00:11:46,394 --> 00:11:47,395
Oh, shoot, man.
266
00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:50,464
You miss a toothache, huh?
267
00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:52,500
No, I'll be
all right.
268
00:11:55,770 --> 00:12:00,308
I wish Loretta had walked out
on me years ago.
269
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:05,146
Oh-oh-oh, I-I thought
you walked out.
270
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,215
Isn't that
what I said?
271
00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:10,985
No.
272
00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:13,253
Otis, you sure
you're okay?
273
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,622
I'm good.
274
00:12:15,456 --> 00:12:17,225
I'm good.
275
00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:22,330
So what's the problem?
He's good.
276
00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:23,797
No, babe.
277
00:12:23,798 --> 00:12:27,668
He said, "I'm good. I'm good."
Two times.
278
00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:29,170
How is that bad?
279
00:12:29,303 --> 00:12:33,473
You got to understand,
when a man says he's good twice,
280
00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:35,676
he's trying to convince
himself he's good,
281
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:38,579
but really,
he's not good at all.
282
00:12:40,514 --> 00:12:42,783
Now, that's just dumb.
283
00:12:42,884 --> 00:12:45,219
Remember when you
broke up with me
284
00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:46,687
for, like, two weeks
back in the day?
285
00:12:46,787 --> 00:12:47,688
Yeah.
286
00:12:47,822 --> 00:12:49,057
And I was talking all big,
287
00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:51,025
trying to tell my friends
how happy I was
288
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,560
to be back out in them streets.
289
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:55,529
I'm like, "I'm good.
I'm good, son!"
290
00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,065
You know?
291
00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:58,867
But the whole time,
292
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:02,170
I'm checking my beeper
every minute, hoping you'd beep.
293
00:13:02,971 --> 00:13:06,074
Oh, but, baby, that
was different, you know?
294
00:13:06,174 --> 00:13:08,009
He's just
losing a heifer,
295
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:11,479
and I'm getting my daddy back.
296
00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:13,781
All right.
297
00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:16,017
Mmm.
298
00:13:16,784 --> 00:13:19,087
What were you doing
in the kitchen?
299
00:13:19,888 --> 00:13:22,489
I... was getting
some of that baked chicken
300
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,926
and some-some water.
301
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:28,029
How was it?
302
00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:31,933
It was good.
It was good.
303
00:13:39,874 --> 00:13:42,043
So, Malcolm,
304
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:44,578
how come you don't have
any babies yet?
305
00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:47,548
I don't know, Grandpa.
306
00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:50,218
It just, uh,
hasn't happened yet.
307
00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,120
You ain't shooting blanks,
are you?
308
00:13:57,058 --> 00:13:59,826
Hey, Mama,
309
00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:02,463
come get your daddy.
310
00:14:04,598 --> 00:14:07,167
So, Daddy, um...
311
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,469
you enjoying your new freedom?
312
00:14:08,569 --> 00:14:10,571
Oh, couldn't be better.
313
00:14:10,671 --> 00:14:12,505
You would tell me
if you weren't okay, right?
314
00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,775
Oh, don't worry about me, T.
315
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,544
I'm good.
316
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:17,912
All right.
317
00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:19,380
I'm good.
318
00:14:24,085 --> 00:14:26,087
Oh, my God, Calvin,
you were right.
319
00:14:26,187 --> 00:14:28,289
He just said,
"I'm good" twice.
320
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,924
I told you.
321
00:14:30,058 --> 00:14:33,461
Oh, man, we got to do something
to cheer him up. Ooh!
322
00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:36,029
You should take him out
and do a guy thing.
323
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,966
What's an 80-year-old guy thing?
324
00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:41,035
I don't know.
Take him to CVS.
325
00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:43,304
Buy him some
compression socks.
326
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:50,411
Okay, here we go. Let's steam
some hazelnut oat milk.
327
00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:57,451
You okay?
328
00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:59,252
Yeah.
329
00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:00,920
You know, uh...
330
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:04,458
garage sale espresso machine,
it's got its quirks.
331
00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:07,094
You look pretty.
332
00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:08,296
I do?
333
00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:11,431
Yeah. I mean,
for whatever reason,
334
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,135
I really want a
Wendy's Baconator and a Frosty.
335
00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:16,637
Stop.
336
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,438
Stop it.
337
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,674
Obviously, saving money
isn't easy, but
338
00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,609
we're getting the hang of it.
339
00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,112
Hey, hey,
you know what?
340
00:15:24,212 --> 00:15:25,980
Let's celebrate
341
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,150
with a budget-conscious,
store brand,
342
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:33,454
half-caff,
n-n-no-hazelnut latte.
343
00:15:37,258 --> 00:15:38,492
Mmm.
344
00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,494
Mm-hmm.
345
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,163
Nutty.
346
00:15:42,263 --> 00:15:43,364
Mm-hmm.
347
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,766
Gritty. What's that,
uh, earthy taste?
348
00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:47,168
That's dirt.
349
00:15:51,539 --> 00:15:52,639
I can't do this anymore.
350
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,209
Me neither.
I hate being poor!
351
00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:57,678
Life is not worth living
with bad coffee.
352
00:15:57,778 --> 00:15:59,113
I want my old hair back now.
353
00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:00,647
Okay, fine, look,
354
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:03,184
we can figure out the money
in some other way.
Okay.
355
00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:05,285
I just, I love you,
but I can't spend another night
356
00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:08,256
with Raggedy Anne.
357
00:16:09,357 --> 00:16:10,858
That's beautiful.
Mm-hmm.
358
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,460
Just beautiful. Yeah.
359
00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:14,895
I was driving one of these
360
00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:17,031
when I met Tina's mama. Mm-hmm.
Mm.
361
00:16:17,131 --> 00:16:18,532
Oh...
362
00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:21,869
I had, uh, the Ohio Players
playing on the 8-track.
363
00:16:21,969 --> 00:16:23,170
Okay.
364
00:16:23,171 --> 00:16:25,004
Your mama put her hand
on my knee,
365
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:27,675
so I pulled on over.
We got busy...
Oh. O-O-Okay.
366
00:16:27,775 --> 00:16:31,045
Okay, okay. Daddy.
All right, thank you.
367
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,881
Hey, T.
368
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:36,015
Oh, damn!
369
00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:37,885
I know, I know.
370
00:16:37,985 --> 00:16:42,223
What in the I Love Lucy
did you do to your hair, woman?
371
00:16:42,323 --> 00:16:45,059
I colored my own hair,
but don't worry,
372
00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:46,659
I'm going to see
Percival right now.
373
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,130
Dave and I talked it through,
crunched the numbers,
374
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,898
and after careful
consideration...
375
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,266
We said, "Screw it."
376
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:53,567
Mm.
377
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,069
I'm going on a half-caff
run, who's in?
378
00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,970
Ooh. In.
Please.
379
00:16:57,071 --> 00:16:59,240
So you're looking into
public school for Grover?
380
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,609
We're thinking
scholarship, maybe.
381
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,244
Oh, well,
no plan B?
382
00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:05,079
Tina, look
at my hair.
383
00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:09,450
Y'all, let's roll out.
384
00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:13,287
It is a perfect day for a drive.
Yes.
385
00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:15,589
Hey, hey, hey, Calvin.
386
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:16,624
Yeah?
387
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:19,227
H-How about you let me drive?
388
00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,468
Okay.
389
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:29,403
Sure. Why not, man?
390
00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:31,439
My man.
391
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:41,215
Man, Pop,
this is a sweet ride.
392
00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:42,749
Oh, isn't it, man?
393
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:46,320
Original engine.
350, Rocket V8.
394
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:48,921
Whew.
Man, it feels good
395
00:17:48,922 --> 00:17:50,891
to be back behind
the wheel.
396
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:52,826
Oh, it's been
way too long.
397
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,894
Why's that?
398
00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:57,731
Well, Loretta.
Took my keys away.
399
00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:00,268
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
400
00:18:01,469 --> 00:18:02,769
Oh, okay,
th-this lane
401
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:03,736
is turn only.
402
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:05,339
You got to turn
in this lane.
403
00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:07,841
You-you-you going
a little fast for the turn.
404
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:09,677
He is not turning.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
405
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:10,911
I got it!
406
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,946
Oh!
407
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,352
Whew.
408
00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:20,454
Told you I got it.
409
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:25,993
Yeah. You know what we need
to do? Go get some burgers.
410
00:18:26,093 --> 00:18:27,995
Yeah, that cute little
number next door...
411
00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:30,998
made me
feel like a Wendy's.
412
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:32,765
You know what?
Burgers is a good idea.
413
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,002
You know, why don't we turn
around, go back to the house,
414
00:18:35,102 --> 00:18:36,636
let me get my wallet. Yeah.
Yeah.
415
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:40,374
Now you're talking.
I'll just bust a U-ie.
416
00:18:40,508 --> 00:18:42,176
No.
Don't.
No, no, no, no!
417
00:18:46,414 --> 00:18:49,116
Ah...
418
00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:52,220
Yeah, Loretta, she
took away my burgers,
419
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:53,521
my cigarettes.
420
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,424
Eh, talking about, uh, uh,
my blood pressure
421
00:18:56,524 --> 00:18:59,227
was "out of control."
Okay. Okay.
422
00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:01,729
Hands on the wheel.
Hands on the wheel.
423
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:03,030
You don't want
no ticket now.
424
00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:04,865
No, no, you can
say that again.
425
00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:07,034
Last thing I need
is another ticket.
426
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,469
Another?
Yeah.
427
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,405
Well, they say
I can't see.
428
00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:13,207
Who says
you can't see?
429
00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:14,742
Loretta.
430
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,476
And the DMV.
431
00:19:16,477 --> 00:19:19,213
And my eye doctor,
but they don't know me.
432
00:19:20,748 --> 00:19:22,750
Please let me out.
I have a child.
433
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,486
I want to live
to have a child.
434
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:28,756
You know, Otis, I'm not trying
to defend Loretta here,
435
00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:30,558
but it sounds like
she might...
436
00:19:30,658 --> 00:19:32,492
A stop sign. Stop sign!
Stop sign! Stop sign!
437
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:33,427
Stop sign.
438
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:39,267
What-What's that
you said?
439
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,902
Oh, Lord in Heaven,
the man is deaf, too.
440
00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:47,241
Dave, I got to admit,
this is really delicious.
441
00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:49,243
Well,
you're welcome.
442
00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,613
You're not gonna Venmo me?
443
00:19:55,483 --> 00:19:57,017
That's fine. E-Enjoy.
444
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:05,559
Calvin.
445
00:20:05,659 --> 00:20:08,329
You need to
bleed your brakes.
446
00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,398
You're lucky
I got strong feet.
447
00:20:11,399 --> 00:20:13,634
Oh, lucky me.
448
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:17,104
Oh, my God, are you okay?
449
00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:19,740
Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.
450
00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:22,443
Just came back
for Calvin's wallet.
451
00:20:27,214 --> 00:20:28,449
What...
452
00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:29,716
did you do...
453
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:32,119
to my library?!
454
00:20:35,956 --> 00:20:38,926
I hate to tell you, Tina,
but your step-mama?
455
00:20:39,026 --> 00:20:39,893
What?
456
00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:40,927
She was the only thing
457
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,796
keeping your daddy alive.
458
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:45,765
Wait, what are you saying?
459
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,402
We got to get
Loretta back.
460
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,115
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